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Thu January 20, 2022
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Leglobe
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
57 year old man who is disabled and cannot walk properly is minding his own business in Tonga when God asks, "How long can you tread water?" And apparently the answer is 27 hours
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Tue January 18, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Since the twin disasters took out nearly all of its communications infrastructure, we haven't gotten many dramatic pictures or videos out of Tonga, but after the volcanic eruption and ensuing tsunami, the island is farked UP
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"It's like a decade worth of rain within one single event within a couple hours"
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maybe the real Cryptoland was the marks we scammed along the way
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hubble telescope for sale. Pickup in orbit only
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Fri January 07, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just in case China was considering invading the Alps, Australia lets Japan know they have their back
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Just like subby's Powerball numbers, Russian rocket fails to hit anything
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australia and Japan sign 'historic' defense pact amid Chinese expansionism, potentially leading to the destabilizing military development of a giant mecha drop bear
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The beach was quite shiatty in Southern California today
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Fri December 31, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Once again California will not follow, but will instead lead. Get the CDC out of the way
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Sat December 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Positive news from 2021
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Wed December 22, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
In other NYC news, the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel pulled a drowned rat-ta-tat out of her toilet
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
West coast Farkers ahould prepare for either giant monsters or super powers and/or giant monsters with super powers
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Mon December 20, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF Bay area expects rain for 8 days straight. Is that even possible?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Doesn't it start with an earthquake?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫Deck the halls with boughs of holly, ♫Fa la la la la la la ♫ Tis the season to be jolly Fa La *Twang* la AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sun December 19, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some footballfish?
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Thu December 16, 2021
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Next week's news: China irate that US has built a software tool to predict what actions would make China irate
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Military tests Solid State Laser weapon, misses a golden opportunity by failing to fill house with popcorn first
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A cruise ship can have many delights for a traveler, including alcohol, dancing, and fine dining, so it's important not to go overboard
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Wed December 08, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Subby isn't saying this is aliens... but what the what?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Not saying we're turning the tide, but new research is totally making waves tackling the future of tsunami monitoring and modeling 🤙 🤙 🤙
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bright side to all this so-called 'global warming' - melting glaciers could give us 1,000s of kilometers of new Pacific salmon habitat by 2100. The price of lox could plummet. So there's that
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Sun December 05, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
So what's the deal with all the recent weird weather we've been having? And airline food. What's the deal with airline food? And let's not even talk about that weird tag on mattresses
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Sat December 04, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Does Betteridge's Law of Headlines apply to MH370? Maybe
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted prediction: "plastics." New maritime reality: "neopelagics"
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Wed December 01, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
After almost eight years, British expert 'pinpoints' precise resting spot of lost flight MH370. So was it the smoke monster?
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe the anglerfish just wanted to enjoy a day at the beach, Linda. You ever think about that?
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Redfin)
 
 
 
The HQ for that cult you've been wanting to start is on the market
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Fri November 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you more of an asshole for cutting down an actual Christmas tree, keeping it a few weeks, and then throwing it out or for buying an artificial tree and supporting all the chemicals, plastic, and other Earth-killing production that requires? FIGHT
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Thu November 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
America must prepare to lose another war in Asia
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Wed November 24, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia says La Nina has begun and residents should expect floods rather than fires this summer
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Tue November 16, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad Vacation: Your RV gets stuck in the mud while travelling through the Australian outback. Oh shiat: You call for help and authorities say it'll be a couple WEEKS before they can reach you. Send in the Choppa: a heat wave sends temps over 100°F
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Mon November 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Is a giant trash vortex considered an island or a weather pattern? How about two of them?
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan and Germany expand military ties. This is not a repeat from 1940
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Sun October 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nearly two years into pandemic, the island nation of Tonga records its first COVID case
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Fri October 29, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cleanup team pulls 63,000 pounds of trash from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Only 986,249,380,610 pounds to go
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Thu October 28, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In hockey, the three stars of the game usually toss autographed sticks or pucks to the fans. In Seattle, they toss autographed stuffed salmon
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Two dozen ghost ships rise from the ocean floor to the surface in Japan. No word on if they were wearing sheets
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Mon October 25, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
Is the US economy in trouble? 3% annual economic growth is perilously close to 1.5%, which is perilously close to 0.5%, which perilously close to zero. Which starts with Z, and that rhymes with T, and that stands for Trouble
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Sat October 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just joint naval military exercises in the Pacific with the combined Russian and Chinese fleets
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
World's biggest triceratops sells for $7.7 million in Paris, may cost just as much to feed it every year
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some claim that California does not have four seasons, but they do: Fire, earthquake, drought, and landslide. Here comes landslide. Brought to you by Atmospheric River and a crack team of NOAA scientists coming up with names for stuff
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Seagrass ends up happy when otters get busy
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ La Niña's back and there's gonna be trouble / Hey na hey na, La Niña's back ♫ ♬
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ La Niña's back and there's gonna be trouble / Hey na hey na, La Niña's back ♫ ♬
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Mon October 11, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Pamela forms off Mexico's Pacific coast, in what will no doubt become a giant sploosh
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two men rescued after being lost at sea for 29 days. "It was a nice break from everything"
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to paint your home with a shimmery North Atlantic Blue. That's not a good thing
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apparently we've been screwing up the climate for a lot longer than previously thought
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Wed October 06, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Orange County pipeline rupture wasn't noted or reported for several hours because of all you pinko commie eco-terrorists report every little thing that goes wrong and so we don't pay attention to our pressure leak indicators anymore
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
William Dampier was one of the greatest scientists of all time and made important contributions to biology & navigation. Writings adored by Darwin, Wallace & Lord Nelson. Introduced barbeque, chopsticks & avocado to the English language. Day job: Pirate ☠
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
SNL gives touching sendoff to Norm Macdonald, including a classic OJ Simpson joke
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Fri October 01, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Earth is getting dimmer thanks to humans. And climate change isn't helping either
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Surf's up
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Answer this for me: is this worth $10 a month to watch?
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