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Sat June 16, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In what can only be described as a very chill move, epileptic boy has his cannabis oil supply returned by the Nanny State
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News attempts to figure out what's happening given that they have to keep their lips firmly applied to Trump's ass. Who can they blame for Trump's stupidity today? Looks like it's Paul Ryan's turn to take a beating
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple maps has been down for hours, potentially affecting dozens
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Thu June 14, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Nike won't supply shoes to the Iranian World Cup team because they're terrified of an angry tweet from you know who
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Justifying the abysmal response in Puerto Rico after Maria, FEMA officials have blamed the severity of the storm and the difficulties are getting supplies to an island. A closer inspection of FEMA records show the real problem was..FEMA officials
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon decides to apply his universal zero expertise to Bitcoin, the proverbial final nail in Bitcoin's coffin. Just change the name to Twitcoin or Dimwitcoin and we'll be all set
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
The USF Sun Dome to be renamed the Yuengling Center. The application for Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout Arena was not approved
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wait didn't John Lumec create the Cybermen with Apple airpods?
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
An Applebees/IHOP (IHOB?) combination restaurant to open in Detroit. And lo, the sea was as blood, and the sky was as sackcloth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall far from the bloody ankle
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Fri June 08, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida didn't do national background checks on applicants for concealed weapons permits for a year because an employee couldn't figure out how to log into the system
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft to kill its Groove mobile music apps after finding it couldn't hang with Google and Apple's music store apps. Strange... Microsoft is usually excellent at hanging
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Three important things to know about the upcoming utilities works: Temporary traffic lights will be in place, your water supply won't be affected, and someone named Tom Wysocki is a tw*t
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples." "But what if I don't have any nipples, Greg, can you still milk me?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexico slaps tariffs on pork, apples, potatoes, bourbon, and cheese. Why does Mexico hate fark BBQs?
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apple Developer Conference Recap: Apple wants you to put down the damn phone
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Mon June 04, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple may lower the price of iPhone X from "arm and a leg" to "arm"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Apple be able to successfully stand up to the Thought Police?
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Business owners fail to grasp that "supply and demand" works both ways
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers argue that laws don't apply to Trump
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(Eater)
 
 
 
OLD: Pineapple on pizza. NEW: Durian on pizza
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Portnoy to step down as President of the Recording Academy, hopes to spend more time with cored apples, candy wrappers, raw liver
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple is going to OLED screens for all its phones. After winning that lawsuit, guess who the sole supplier is. Need a hint? The answer is just 'round the corner
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Samsung now owes Apple $539 million in never-ending "round corners" patent trial
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Le'Veon Bell endures more suffering than most humans - the Steelers applied a $14.5 million franchise tag, and some criticize him. Fortunately, you can hear all about it with his new single, out everywhere on all music sites
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Fri May 25, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
OK, so I just got an e-mail outlining how my employer, an entity wholly and solely within the United States, needs to comply with the new EU GDPR privacy law. So I can assume that my Second Amendment rights still apply in Europe, right?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Court docs reveal Apple knew about "touch disease", claim they did everything to fix the problem at the time and you can get a cream for that now
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert suggests that women about to face another awkward time in the bedroom apply the Sandwich Rule to get what they want from their man. Aww yeah, sandwiches
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Defense News)
 
 
 
Contracting Chinese parts suppliers can be a shrewd business move that can really increase your profit margin. Unless you're a member of the Military Industrial Complex
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Tue May 22, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple promise (again) to improve Siri's capabilities soon - estimates are that she may one day reach the accuracy and intelligence levels of a drunk Glaswegian
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Mackey said this was "the first time for me in 30 years of police work - shot by an appliance,"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Super villain lair power supply ready for deployment
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Could video of this mysterious ripple finally be proof of the Loch Ness Monster? No
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Super gonorrhea is spreading like applause across the globe
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alexa looks over her shoulder and notes that Google's Home is starting to catch up in sales. Apple's HomePod, however, is somewhere way far back, left behind in a cloud of virtual dust
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Office Depot buys advertising on back of all newly issued VA ID cards, allowing DVA to provide cards for free and thus making Office Depot the supporting-the-troopsiest office supply company in America
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple CEO iSplains China to Trump
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple and Samsung decide there's nothing quite like the joy of beating a dead horse
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The first 1,000 fans receive crippling student debt
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Thu May 10, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just-in-time inventory only works if your supplier's factory doesn't burn down
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
I'm applying for a job at a dog friendly company, but I'm allergic to dogs, should I wait until I'm hired and then have them ban the dogs?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
A lesson from 84 years ago that still applies today: In a duel between a spider and a scorpion, always bet on chloroform
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you saying she lied on her Visa application? Because old Europe is France, Germany and Belgium according to the GOP, and she didn't come from one of those
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things you should not put on pizza: Pineapple. Anchovies. Chocolate
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump get subpoena'd? Will Mueller turn the screws on Manafort's mananipples? What the hell has this week in Rudy been a lead up to? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Bryan Fischer, the First Amendment doesn't apply to non-Christians
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple wants to buy your stocks back
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And the next attorney to step down in about two months with his credibility in shatters and reputation ruined forever is...Emmet Flood. Applause, applause, applause
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Apple and other corporations using their GOP tax savings exactly how they said they would
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like someone reminded little Marco that Republicans never admit their policies aren't working, and especially when this applies to tax cuts
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Tue May 01, 2018
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee currently hiring for streetcar operators. Must supply own body armor
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Mon April 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple plans to repatriate $285 billion in cash to US investors
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Sat April 28, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hell applies for building permit to build extra special place for whomever stole medals, ribbons from Special Olympics
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(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
The outlook for stray felines living in a town with no animal shelter can be bleak. One woman has opened her home to almost 800 cats over the years to help keep them safe while the town does nothing. Let's give her a round of applause on Caturday
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Fri April 27, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What could possibly top That Was The Thursday That Was? Will Cadet Bonespurs take credit for winning the Korean War? It's your Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC Toga Party thread, brought to you by GeneCo, the world's #1 supplier of artificial livers. #zydrate. Fun starts at 8PM ET
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hungarians grapple with influx of foreigners, scratched records
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Apple: You're touching the keys wrong
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco PD posts before-and-after photos of its homeless camp clearing operation. Local residents applaud sudden abundance of mailboxes
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(Emojipedia)
 
 
 
Following Apple's lead, Google & Facebook update their pistol emojis to water guns. Microsoft's is still packing heat
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Facebook sure has been thinking a lot about nipples"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook applied for patent on figuring out how crazy you are by reading your messages and status updates
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled
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Sun April 22, 2018
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Woman charged with leaving kids home alone while she danced on top of bar at Applebees
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dozens of Muskoka chairs reported toppled over as 3.6 quake hits Ontario's wine and cottage country
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone X continues to struggle, as it only contributed 35 percentage points toward the company's 86 percent dominance of smartphone profits worldwide
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook: Sure we're Irish for tax purposes and have previously agreed to apply Irish terms of service to our users globally, but there's this new privacy law going into effect, and you really didn't expect us to stand for that, did you?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces that the least crappy application in the Office suite will no longer be included as part of the Office suite
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Think you are not in good shape? You might actually be if these things apply to you
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Tue April 17, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple is running out of useful features to drop
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Mozzarella cheese, ham, and pineapple
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(Allure Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Apparently, People Are Getting Injections to Make Their Nipples Look Like Kendall Jenner's
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out, the mental dynamics of job interviews can impose and hold a bizarre power over applicants if and when they are hired
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Patients will be allowed to inhale their medical marijuana, just not from joints, bowls or bongs. So apples, toilet paper tubes, and crushed coke cans it is then
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Mon April 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Governor Brown has suspended the law of supply and demand
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Bracott" planned for today in response to nipple band-aid incident
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In 1907, while human flight was still being measured in feet and minutes, a patent application for a new invention was submitted: the pigeon camera. Here are some of those pics, distinct for having the GoPro-like quality of channeling animal movement
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So much leaking there must be Apple juice all over the floor
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple may be the most valuable company on the planet, but, unlike most of the other tech giants, there is only one billionaire among its senior execs, and 80% of his money comes from investments OTHER than Apple
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, Apple will begin to warn Macintosh users that 32-bit app support will soon be removed. This headline was submitted using Lynx for DOS on a 32-bit Windows 10 machine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Inflation returning? pffft. Unemployment? naahhh. Oil supply? please. It's somebody's trade war that's got the Fed spooked
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple adds "jokes" to Siri, like "One night, I paid $20 to see Prince. But I partied like it was $19.99"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon reportedly has an elaborate plan to cripple Mueller's Russia probe. And by 'elaborate' all he's come up with is firing Rod Rosenstein
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Tue April 10, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"A man armed with three axes and a knife destroyed a motel room, threatened to kill police officers and others and caused a standoff with police Tuesday." Nice try, liked the stripping, but your Florida Man application has been denied
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Zuck get roasted? Will he admit to wrongdoing? Will Zuckerberg laugh in Congress' face as he tells them the rules don't apply to him anymore? THIS is your Zuckerberg Congressional Hearing thread (2PM start time)
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Things that you find in a flea market: old appliances, hunting knives, and a lost 1924 Austrian film anticipating the Holocaust
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Star Wars nipples. Come for the casaba melons, leave for the "scabbed over"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Fluffy Unicorn Nipples (possibly not safe for under-aged unicorns)
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you fear self driving cars will make your commute a bore? Well, worry no more: Apple has just applied for in car VR games. Driving simulators are expected to be popular
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
With our privacy walls falling in on us it looks like Apple trying to avoid being bruised
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Herbal salmonella supplements earn the dubious Hero tag for becoming the first mandatory food recall by the FDA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
3 stocks that will beat Apple Inc. to $1 trillion. Juicero surrenders
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Coffee shop fight has all the makings of a drama with yelling, slapping, fake fainting, breaking glass, selfies, and applause
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No problem is so great that it cannot be overcome by an excessive application of dynamite
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Here we go again - SpaceX launches a previously used first stage and Dragon capsule from Florida to the ISS with supplies and experiments. No first stage landing - they're doing high-stress maneuvers and tests. Launch at 4:08 EDT
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook CEO declares war on Apple CEO by calling him "glib." Nice to see he's taking advice from noted crazy person Tom Cruise
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Decreasing female population in China has men applying to Women's University to improve chances of finding a girlfriend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ambitious senior applies to 20 colleges, with Harvard, Princeton, Northwestern, Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Stanford, Georgetown and Vanderbilt as his top picks. And gets accepted to all 8. Plus the other 12. With full rides to every single one
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You've got apples? Well let's compare them to theses oranges
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
State Department to U.S. visa applicants:"We won't let you into the country until you friend us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, and try at least three of our Instagram recipes"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're frustrated because sanctions have crippled your ability to raise sufficient capital to fund your nuclear ambitions, so naturally you sell fake sex potions made from dogs and pigs. Bonus: They contain extremely high levels of harmful heavy metals
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(Rocky Mountain Collegian)
 
 
 
"Does pineapple on pizza?"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
And today's "miracle dietary supplement" is.... (throws dart at wall)
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Tue March 27, 2018
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Indian government threatens legal action against Apple if they are not allowed to collect citizens' call and message history. Only to help people though, not like Facebook, or other governments
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC stocks up on red yarn and a lifetime supply of copies from Kinko's
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Punishing Russia with economic retaliation sounds great and all, but who are we to shut off this sweet, sweet supply of natural gas?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nipple stickers are the new glitter boobs (Not Safe For Work)
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Sun March 25, 2018
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple is NOT discontinuing iPhone X. To improve sales, they will offer it in a new color - either blush gold or red. Apologize, haters
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Sat March 24, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Apple is discontinuing their disastrous iPhone X because no one wants the overpriced brick
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Instead of alcohol, this person tried a shot of apple cider vinegar every day for 30 days. Here is what happened
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Millennials now think overpriced mashed avocados on toast is so yesterday, pineapples are now today
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The NFL offseason is all about trades and scouting and trying to improve your roster to put together a winning team. (Offer not valid in Indianapolis, Kansas City, Arizona, Miami, Denver, Baltimore, and Buffalo. Some restrictions apply.)
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
If I donated my nipples to a breast cancer survivor, would she have to cover them? Because males nipples aren't lewd
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple plans on inventing the flip phone by 2020
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Wed March 21, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nunes being probed like a microwaved grapefruit, Liftbro pushes F*ck the Poor Phase II: Electric Boogaloo, and Austin bomber decides to sample his own supply. Wacky Wednesday MSNBC discussion thread, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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Tue March 20, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Well at least one man will survive the coming nuclear war, being that he's got 200 pairs of underwear and some other supplies in his bunker he's been building for the last two decades
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(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Top general testifies U.S. military has lost its influence in Kyrgyzstan, once America's closest Central Asian partner, to Russia and China, who bribe brass with limitless supply of no-strings-attached vowels
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple has a secret plan to design and produce its own screens, according to Bloomberg who are secretly reporting on this secret story. Shhh don't tell anyone
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Emergency SOS" gives cops an excuse to storm your house at 1 AM when all you did was sleep on your new Apple Watch wrong or butt-dial your new iPhone
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple acolyte surprised and ashamed that obvious visual bug in iPhone messaging made it into Apple's latest slick commercial. He blogged about it and reported it months ago, but did Apple listen? No. "Frame drops are now par for the course"
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Sat March 17, 2018
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Wanted: Jet Aircraft pilot, F-16 experience strongly preferred, apply at office of President Erdogan, Ankara, Turkey
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Fri March 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retired four-star U.S. Army general declares Trump a threat to national security
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest culinary atrocity? Pineapple kimchi
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Apple, but their stockholders are chuckling all the way to the bank
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
The best casual dining restaurants in America. Shockingly, Olive Garden and Applebee's did not make the list
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Voodoo dolls of bosses improve staff morale. HR now accepting applications from witch doctors
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Thu March 08, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Hate to interrupt your day foodie farkers, but: Spicy Skittles have been unleashed on the general public. Still no bacon or pineapple-pizza flavor
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The saga of scrapple -- how it got to America, The Great Scrapple Correspondence of 1872, and how this delicious mystery meat continues to befuddle everyone who encounters it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Eat at Applebee's recently? Well, you're probably going to regret that. Also, hackers stole your credit card data
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(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
29 years ago Apple released a 15" 640x870 pixel grayscale portrait display CRT that didn't work well around metal desks, file cabinets, bookshelves, fluorescent lights, monitors, coffee makers or copy machines. It cost buyers $1700. And their dignity
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
LP 1100. We shall defend our pineapple pizza, whatever the cost may be, we shall never surrender, and even if this pineapple pizza were subjugated and starving, then ham would carry on the struggle. LGT 1099
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google abandons Microsoft's compiler for Windows, and uses Apple's Clang compiler toolchain instead. Awkward
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How bad are ham and pineapple pizzas? So bad that people won't even buy them when it's the only thing left of the shelf during a snowstorm
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
InfoWars is on its way to becoming ad-free, which is odd for a channel that is essentially a giant ad for nutrition supplements and taint wipes
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple staff still haven't figured out not to walk into windows, and the 911 calls prove it. Bill Gates still laughing
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
House near Apple campus smashes real estate record, coming in at $2,358 per square foot. As both buyer and seller were cat owners, we can calculate the cost of the space to place a litter box at just shy of $5K
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump making America even greaterer by freeing coal companies from the burden of protecting our water supply
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's largest vaccum and home appliance maker, Electrolux puts $250 million U.S. investment on hold because Trump's tariff hike. That sucks
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Professor researching the tell-tale signs of lying; at least that's what her grant application claims
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Fri March 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Internet celeb known as "The Girl With No Job" loses job with Verizon's Oath division and her Twitter account after people discover that the apple doesn't fall far from the poorly concealed, absurdly-racist tree
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Calcium supplements may boost risk of abnormal bowel growths as cows begin their inevitable revenge on man
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In a move with no potential nefarious applications whatsoever, Dubai plans to DNA test all 3 million of its residents
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It says here that you accidentally blew up a building, robbed a bank, murdered dozens of people, and invented New Coke. Well, this is your lucky day, because the other applicants are all Trump staffers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photos of Apple's "largest and thinnest iPhone ever" are leaked online. If you extrapolate, we're just a few steps away from a phone with the same form factor as a sheet of copier paper
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
75 years ago a small team of Norwegian commandos dealt a crippling blow to the Nazi atomic bomb program
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan leaders say they won't pay the $5,000 owed to each resident, as it would cripple the state's ability to build bridges to nowhere and ports no one uses
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Wed February 28, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK currently suffering the effects of 'The Beast from the East' as snow comes over from Siberia and cripples the country. Live updates to the left - comments decrying the UK's ability to cope with bad weather to the right
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
UN says N. Korea is sending chemical weapons supplies.That makes three nuclear powers directly involved, one unofficial nuclear power regularly bombing, as well as at least three local nations and the Kurds. This is Syria's s***
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Top reason applicants are turned down from The Bachelor is a) criminal record, b) high IQ, c) herpes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"A B.C. couple are demanding Apple pay $600,000 ... after they were forced to close their farm business following a devastating house fire that they claim was sparked by a faulty iPhone." That's ridiculous. It's "A B.C. couple IS demanding". Sheesh
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
It's like AppleCare for humans
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apple ✓ Sandwiches ✓ Second most deadly snake in the world ✓ Chocolate bar ✓ Wait What?
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Mon February 26, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Innovative Apple innovates Google's cloud technology, innovatively
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Corporations start dropping support for the NRA and you too can do your part to help: Tell Amazon, Roku, Apple, and Google to dump the NRA TV channel
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
A job application by Steve Jobs, strewn with errors, could be yours to buy for the price of 50 new iPhones
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Elon Musk, Russian cargo rocket heads to space with over three tons of supplies. That's a lot of vodak. Bonus- some of the coolest still photos of a launch you will ever see
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Finally, the longest debate known to man has been settled: Should you wet your toothbrush before or after applying the toothpaste?
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Dear sirs, there may be just a little bit of mold on my senbei cracker. I am sending it back." "Dear customer: [multipage essay of apology and supplication accompanied by documentation and results of our FTIR analysis]. Have a free packet on us"
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