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headlines found matching 'Orlando, Florida'
Tue June 15, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pinky swear that you have been vaccinated will get you into Disney. Double dog dare will still get you kicked out
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State now has its own "Bridgegate" scandal, and, like everything else involving Gov. DeSantis, it's far more stupid and petty than the original
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You were in The Villages, man. Be glad you weren't also required to submit to a dozen STD tests before leaving. In fact, you might still wanna get tested
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
When subby tried this at Disney World, they just turned him away at the gate
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Tue June 01, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
After years of fighting over who can include "Orlando" in their name, the Orlando Melbourne International Airport will change its name to.....Melbourne Orlando International Airport
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Fri May 28, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Passengers please buckle up and prepare for turbulence .... the pilot is almost there, another minute tops
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Paying underaged women for sex may be only the second worst thing Matt Gaetz has ever done
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Disney CEO Bob Chapek confirms Disney Park Pass System, and virtual queues are here to stay. Tag is for the first part as a way to create artificial scarcity to jack up prices
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Fri May 21, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If you can't wait until the plane lands to start doing lines of coke, at least do it in the bathroom instead of in the aisle
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney- subscribers
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
NASA to launch rocket this weekend that will release a chemical that lights up the sky over Florida. Man, these gender reveals are getting out of hand
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Thu May 13, 2021
(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Donald Duck's mask to go the way of his pants
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found hiding under pool deck after going off the deep end while driving
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Sun May 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Because, Florida
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Sat May 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
As an in kind donation to the DeSantis 2024 campaign: pretending to care has been canceled
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Apparently, it needs to be said again so here it goes. There are no minors looking to meet for sex on the Internet, right Mr. Florida Golf Pro?
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Tue May 04, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney reveals plans for Star Wars themed Galactic Starcruiser, where vacationers can play with their lightsabers and find out who their daddy is
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
White Castle World opens to long lines. That's a LOT of early morning day drinkers
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Order up for a venti homicide in the drive-thru
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Fri April 30, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Man is so unpredictable. A samurai sword today, an armed man without hands tomorrow. We never know when. We never know how. We only know where
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Mon April 26, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark's Favorite State™ goes soft on the Johnson
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience"
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Turtle crashes through windshield on I-95, injures woman. Koopa Paratroopa general unavailable for comment
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Turns out Matt Gaetz hung out with dirt bags, which is main line of defense in his upcoming trial. "I didn't know they were criminals, please acquit"
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shaq's mansion is for sale. Holds more ink than the leading mansions, has closet space for this many pages
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Aaaaand...THERE'S the Gaetz / Trump connection
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
That sound you heard was Matt Gaetz opening the fifth of vodak he keeps in his desk drawer, right next to the bag of children's candy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas man becomes the first person to run from Disneyland to Disney World, a journey of about 2,761 miles. Probably the last, too
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Bold)
 
 
 
But of *course* Bitcoin was oozing around somewhere in the scammy, grotesque Gaetz/Greenberg pedo swamp
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guest who refused a temperature test visits the most magical jell cell on earth. And he's also out $15,000. Freedom isn't free after all
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And of course the Daily Beast has texts implicating Matt Gaetz
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Isn't it odd how Matt Gaetz, who is now under investigation for having sex with a child, was best buddies with a former GOP official who ended up indicted for child sex trafficking? Is the whole "QAnon" conspiracy one massive case of reflection?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Disney rolls out immersive Titanic experience. Some guests have a problem with that
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida family finds dead snake in clothes dryer. Always wash your boas on the 'delicates' cycle
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Tue March 16, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, I doubt any virus could get through Florida Man's beard
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost in all the Blue Lives Matter and I voted for Trump drunken ramblings, it might get lost that Johnny Damon's BAC was higher than his career batting average
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Congratulations. 6 out of top 10 metro areas rated most dangerous to pedestrians are in state with most slow moving targets, shuffling along, one could say
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Mon March 08, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Virgin demands to get back on the train. Sigmund Freud's ghost is reanimating to explain the true meaning of that sentence
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Super Nintendo World Orlando has been postponed to 2025. In the meantime, you can hang out at Seuss Landing in Universal Studios
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Wed March 03, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If I ran the zoo at Seuss Landing at Universal Studios I'd be thinking this is a great week to take some PTO
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
"America was not founded on racism, it was founded around, with racism, that's how I say, not on racism, with racism," said The Star Spangled Mangler
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Sat February 27, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
The tag is not just for finding the missing 13 year old girl, but for having the restraint to not beat up the 22 year old who had taken her to a motel
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Magic Kingdom's 50th year anniversary will last 18 months
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Thu February 18, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Conservative 'Speech First' organization claims that civil rights are violated when Florida Universities ban people from saying racist things, and that they understand what the First Amendment is
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Positive Covid cases falling dramatically. Florida: We can't have that now, can we
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