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Thu July 09, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The voter fraud his client committed was just a "silly lark" according to his attorney
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Town in Oregon replaces cops with civilians. What could possibly go wrong? Actually, nothing
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Rural Oregon sheriff knew church was holding services prior to COVID outbreak, still won't fine pastor as that would be "divisive"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We are in for a voting disaster for the 2020 election, everything you could possibly imagine will collide in November and wreak havoc upon the nation. Enjoy the election season while you can
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
"All Hail the Marionberry, Prized Jewel of the Pacific Northwest". As opposed to Marion Barry, Disgraced Crackhead of Southeast D.C
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And you wanted to be my chicken nugget salesman
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court again supports the new "Vote and Die" campaign
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Thu June 25, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Booker moves ahead of McGrath in Kentucky horse race that's still nowhere near the stretch run
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Even without the cuteness coefficient, a sea otter cost-benefit analysis give repopulation a thumbs up
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Disturbing' texts between Oregon police and far-right group prompt business as usual
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Fri June 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump acknowledges voters pose the biggest threat to his reelection
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
For the Kentucky primary next week, there will be one polling place in Jefferson County, population 767,000, with half of the black voters in the state. Is that going to be a problem?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter protester hit by a car in Oregon has identified the alleged driver. To his face. At a city commission meeting. He's the mayor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bronze George Washington statue toppled, statue's head wrapped in an American flag and lit on fire by protesters in Portland, Oregon
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
When things finally open back up, a "must" on every Farker's future vacation itinerary is a visit to Exploding Whale Memorial Park in Florence, OR
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Prime Tom
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Why The November Election Is Going To Be Even More Effed Than We Realized
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarcastic Sen. Tom Cotton: what's next in this 'cancel culture'? Are we going to rename the Washington monument the "Obelisk of Wokeness"? Internet: YES
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Tesla: on second thought, we aren't going to roof your home with solar panels. But thanks for the three year interest free loan
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Governor of Oregon: Yeah, how about we hold back on reopening right now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Man, we taste delicious," says leopard feasting on the corpse of fellow leopard
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite not believing in science, Republicans are engineering an electoral disaster for November
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tennessee tells judge to get screwed, refuses to allow four million people a chance to vote. If only there were a higher level of government to enforce this
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A newt study finds Oregon timber harvests don't appear to affect rare salamanders
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wingnuts in Klamath Falls, Oregon celebrate their victory over an enemy that doesn't actually exist
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
States that moved to rapidly expand mail-in balloting due to coronavirus are seeing some of their highest levels of voter turnout in years
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
The latest outrage that must end - using master/slave for photographic lighting. You can save this article on your D Drive
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Knewz)
 
 
 
Emotional support llama participates in Portland protest
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Thu June 04, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Apparently our election plans now are to close almost all the polling places so people wait hours in line during a pandemic
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is already working on blaming Trump's future crimes on others. Crime time
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Little Things)
 
 
 
It was thirty years ago today that Jon Arbuckle drank dog jizz
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While Trump rages, the states give a bipartisan shrug and quietly continue preparing for an effective, mail-heavy election
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reopening stores has Under Armor stockholders overjoyed
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Washington State loosens cougar hunting restrictions, possibly allowing bait hunting with bottles of white wine
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So does voting by mail actually favor Democrats? Let's take a look
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's vote-by-mail fear destroyed live on-air--by Fox News
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon Supreme Court slaps down activist judge
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump can't even convince Republicans that voting by mail results in voter fraud
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Thu May 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris: "Talk to your lawyer, Bill Barr." Unclear why he would seek advice from a hobbit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens legal action against states using vote-by-mail. Trump campaign urges voters to request absentee ballots. Well. Oiled. Machine
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume Trump cares about the Constitution
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
White House lawyers: "Please dismiss this lawsuit over us gutting the EPA as is our absolute immunity right according to Constitution, v.2020" ..... CA Federal judge: "As if"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
More blood for the blood god
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Profiles in Courage: Wisconsin edition
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham busted for operating illicit salon
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Fri May 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Some Republicans who will need to convince voters to submit mail-in votes to get elected are learning that spending the last few years spouting bullshiat about "voter fraud" that doesn't actually exist is making it hard for people to trust them
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Portraits of animals wearing dapper people clothes. Quite formal except for Turtleneck Kitty who doesn't adhere to societal dress-codes, man
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sure it's rough out there in Portland, Oregon but did you really have to crap in my mailbox?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forget murder hornets. GIANT MOTHS
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Portland to go ahead with its naked coranvirus bike riding party
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Mon May 11, 2020
(I Heart Radio 1190 KEX)
 
 
 
Oregonians allowed to temporarily pump their own gas as a nation burns
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"A fire engine going down the street, there's four personnel inside who technically are not socially distanced...but when we look at a large wildland fire, our base camp operation can hold sometimes up to 6,000." Get ready for fire season from hell
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom signs executive order allowing every registered voter to vote by mail. What's next? Will the nation-state of California announce the creation of its own Postal Service?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Oklahoman)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Supreme Court: Making voters get their absentee ballots notarized makes voters choose between risking their lives and not voting, so we're striking it down. OK legislature: that's a feature not bug, so we're reinstating it
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Be kind rewind as the last Blockbuster keeps taking care of business during this pandemic
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nevada joins the new country of Pacifica
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oregon's unemployment rate spiked over 1100% from this time last year. Fark: That's the LOWEST spike in the country
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Sat April 25, 2020
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Governor Andy secures Kentuckians' ability to vote by mail, with cooperation of Republican Secretary of State. Unlikely and Hero tags reach compromise
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Fri April 24, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Sometimes mail-in ballots get sent to wrong addresses, therefore vote-by-mail is the worst idea since Zune. QED libs
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama secretary of state tells voters to eat cake
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Gorsuch and Kavanaugh disagree on stare decisis being sacrosanct. This will be a big deal
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"I think they're happy with [voting by mail] and I think it's a 20-year history of success," says Dem... I mean, Republican Secretary of State
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Wed April 15, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy: The Final Frontier
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vote-by-mail is what this country needs to save the November election says noted liberal rag The New York Post
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Mon April 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump: I alone will make the decision to re-open states Governors of CA, CT, DE, NJ, NY, OR, PA, RI, WA: Nice try cheese-puff
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(State of California)
 
 
 
The Pacifica Consortium has been announced
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Old: Oregon Trail. .. New: Oakland Trail. .. You pass a boarded-up building. Would you like to take a closer look?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
Bring on the dynamite
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump thinks vote-by-mail is bad. Our military has always voted that way. Support our troops?
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump: "Democrats love committing voter fraud. Just look at all the examples." Republicans: "Shhhhhhhh"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Box Office Mojo)
 
 
 
"Phoenix, Oregon" continues its reign as #1 at the box office this weekend grossing nearly $3,000 on 27 screens, as it's headed to a gross of over $10,000 during it's run
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What that time when officials in Oregon decided to blow up a rotting whale carcass can teach us about how to handle the coronavirus crisis
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi is pushing for a national Vote by Mail. Since this spells the end of the Republican Party, Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are blocking it
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GA House Speaker admits he wouldn't be House Speaker without vote suppression
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"Under the General Assembly's undemocratic election scheme, thousands, if not millions, of Ohioans will not get to vote through no fault of their own"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New Jersey's ban on self-serve gas will outlive humanity, and probably cockroaches
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Tue March 31, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Renowned neurosurgeon who separated conjoined twins dies from complications of COVID-19
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Sat March 28, 2020
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Nothing says social distancing like hiking in the great Pacific Northwest, right... right?
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
If you didn't vote in Ohio's primary before the shutdown, you'll have to pay the stamp tax to make your voice heard
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter is not a fan of coronavirus parties to save the stock market
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Tue March 24, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Minnesota gets high marks at being standoffish
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Remote location)
 
 
 
"The blast was significant enough to launch the couch frame into the air where it hung up on the power lines which were approximately 20-30 feet above the ground"
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
'That's like leaving 2 bricks of gold in your car'
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
First Powell's closes and will probably never re-open. Now all the McMenamins pubs and theaters and hotels. Portland just isn't going to be Portland anymore
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Thu March 19, 2020
(State of California)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dear Entire State of California: You can go ahead and stay up late tonight
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to the coronavirus, America is seeing a push to vote by mail unlike anything since the passage of the Nineteenth Amendment
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
If your visit to Portland, Oregon was never complete without a visit to Powell's City Of Books, there is some bad news
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IRS social distances itself for 90 days from the April 15 tax payment deadline
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please stop criming
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
If only there were a way to allow for people to vote without violating social distancing. Some sort of remote-work but for voting. Maybe by smoke signal or semaphore?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
100 tests? The "best healthcare system and military in the world" and we managed 100 farking tests?
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