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Tue October 13, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch the 13th New Shepard launch at 9:35 AM ET. This will the 7th flight for the booster. In the comments expect Elon's fans to point out that Bezos is doing uncrewed suborbital flights and not very many at that. Jeff's fans will say it is the plan
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Space Rock is just an old rocket and scientists doubts the object will slam into Earth "at least not this time around." Also, Saturn V 3rd stage from Apollo 12, after a 1 year orbit was never was designated an asteroid and left Earth's orbit. Sad
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Dude. Where's my car? Mars, you say?
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Fri October 09, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Boeing astronaut is not going
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
ISS frenzy caused by conspiracy nutters after 'rotating' object seen on live feed as spacecraft disembarks (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
ISS frenzy caused by conspiracy nutters after 'rotating' object seen on live feed as spacecraft disembarks (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Telsa Roadster travels more than 35 million miles without having to recharge its batteries even once
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Strange alien planet has weird orbit and scorching temperatures, but hey, plenty of convenient parking and few multilevel marketers
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mars is coming, and it won't get this close again for 15 years
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Sun October 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We must reckon with space junk. Maybe the Death Star had the right idea with the trash compactor
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Have faith doomdayers, this asteroid will be like a Boeing-747 jet coming out of the sky to collide with Earth's orbit next week and may actually hit us (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Using a new instrument, astronomers have found the pictoris
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Fri October 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jupiter, you dolt
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX offering satellite internet to emergency services in heavily overcast areas
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Venvs might be habitable today if not for Jvpiter. Man, those Roman gods covld be real dicks sometimes
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Machine-learning nanosats to inform global trade. Also, "machine-learning nanosats" is now the preferred nomenclature for "Orbital Skynet"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Machine-learning nanosats to inform global trade. Also, "machine-learning nanosats" is now the preferred nomenclature for "Orbital Skynet"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fox News analyst forced waiter into 'bizarre sex act' involving father-son role play. I am disappoint
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
12 years ago today: Fly or die for SpaceX after three launch failures for their Falcon 1 rocket. If this launch went boom, SpaceX would fold. Instead, it was their first successful launch
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Sat September 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's one expensive stamp
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Asteroid heading directly for earth might actually be manmade object left over from 1960s space program, presumably demanding to merge with its creator
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good news end of the world doomsdayers, NASA is now tracking not one but two asteroids set to collide with Earth's orbit just hours apart. SOON (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Open source licensing could stop Big Pharma from making exorbitant profits off taxpayer-funded COVID-19 research, return the rectal aero-monkeys to prominence
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The VLBA makes the first direct distance measurement to a magnetar, plus or minus a few light years
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Thu September 17, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
Astronomers spot the first known planet orbiting a white dwarf. Bonus fact: Because the white dwarf is so dense, its planet has a larger volume
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
And the latest demand that we clean the junk out of Earth's orbit comes from that famous spacefaring nation...uhh...Britain? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
And the latest demand that we clean the junk out of Earth's orbit comes from that famous spacefaring nation...uhh...Britain? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Open the bay doors, USAF X-37B spaceplane"
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Space News)
 
 
 
Chinese rocket launch fails to put a satellite in orbit. This is a repeat from 2020, 2020, and 2020
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to send people to Mars by 2024. Biggest obstacle is going thru listing applicants that includes over half of the USA
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Sun September 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott's Raised By Wolves is everything the Alien franchise should have been
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
That's no asteroid
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are model airplanes, and then there is this: An-225 with Buran orbiter
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Sun August 30, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chris "Major Tom" Hatfield discusses the Space Shuttle Atlantis in a video that is part of a new series. Bonus: A companion video discusses the simple math of staying in orbit
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Astronomers say they'll never get over Starlink, storm off to their rooms, lock door
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Sky and Telescope)
 
 
 
Half-ton spacecraft the size of a bus and launched almost 56 years ago will re-enter the earth's atmosphere in a few days
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(Sky and Telescope)
 
 
 
Half-ton spacecraft the size of a bus and launched almost 56 years ago will re-enter the earth's atmosphere in a few days
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Wed August 26, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Space Force plans to make space unusable before they'll share it with anyone
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Can anything be done to stop the superspreading coronavirus clusters, being that they are such a key driver of the pandemic. Probably not, which means they need to be nuked from orbit
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Exploratorium)
 
 
 
How old are you on other planets in the solar system?
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
60 years ago today, there was a CIA rocket launch that led to the first photograph ever taken from a satellite. Corona used to be a good word
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out Elon Musk's "gigabit" internet service might have forgotten to implement the gigabit part
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(Space News)
 
 
 
And the annual Collier Trophy for the greatest achievement in aeronautics or astronautics in America goes to that little spaceplane they can't tell us anything about
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Wed August 12, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Six former EPA chiefs accuse agency of heresy, call for the entire site to be nuked from orbit
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Remains of an ancient stellar city found circling the Milky Way. Astronomers name it R'lyeh, begin chanting around telescopes
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Firing lasers at reflectors left by Apollo astronauts on the Moon. New hotness: Do the same for a reflector on a satellite orbiting the Moon
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Sixty years ago today: The first artifical object that used to be in orbit is successfully recovered on Earth. This was good news for the C.I.A
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist: These new SpaceX Starlink satellites are farking up my astronomy and such
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out there are a lot of Americans living in the middle of the country who appreciate having any internet options at all, even if it's Elon Musk offering it over satellite
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Crystal-clear footage shows "fast-moving UFO" hurtling across face of the moon. Definitely not a bug crawling across the camera lens (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Upper Peninsula of Michigan where you can fish, hike, boat, camp, see the beautiful Pictured Rocks, visit the Sault Ste. Marie locks, eat a pasty, and be eaten by mosquitoes. New hotness: Watch rockets send satellites into orbit
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Space News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SpaceX is just going to ruin the night sky with its Starlink satellites. New hotness: Amazon is going to ruin the the night sky with its Kuiper satellites
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SpaceX is just going to ruin the night sky with its Starlink satellites. New hotness: Amazon is going to ruin the the night sky with its Kuiper satellites
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amateur astronomers discover an asteroid has changed it's trajectory and is heading towards earth. Article waits several paragraphs before noting that it won't arrive for one million years
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We can see two planets orbiting our nearby star. I'm downplaying it, but this is big
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Out of nowhere, these big hairy bros started p*ssing on his face, like dogs fighting over a fire hydrant. I'd never seen anything like it.... But I still had a lot to learn about diving and manhood. I was like, Okay, I guess we're doing this"
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch SpaceX send a South Korean military satellite into orbit at 5:00 PM ET Monday. It is the sophomore launch for booster B1058 which previously sent Bob and Doug on an excellent adventure
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
LA's famed Satellite Club knocked out of orbit
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
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Fri July 10, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Voting Giant Meteor 2020? How about a comet instead?
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Light from one side of a black hole gets bent, travels back down to the other side, and gets bent back up so we can see it. The Artistocrats
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Starlink launch at 11:58 a.m. Fifty-seven Starlink satellites plus two rideshares
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Air Force pilot pulls a Bart Simpson before there was a Bart Simpson. Difficulty: He used an airplane instead of a tank and a missile instead of a shell. Fark: No MLB spy satellites were destroyed... this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome to the real world, Neowise
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Missing: seven small satellites. Last seen near New Zealand. If found, please return what's left to Rocket Labs
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Missing: seven small satellites. Last seen near New Zealand. If found, please return what's left to Rocket Labs
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon declares California, Florida, and Michigan no-go areas due to COVID-19 prevalence. US space force insists on nuking states from orbit, says it's the only way to be sure
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
NASA has created a stunning time-lapse of the Sun's activity over the last 10 years. It's better than Cats. Subby can watch it again and again and again
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
A Chinese satellite observed the 2019 solar eclipse that spelled doom for the entire planet Earth
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