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Thu June 17, 2021
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Foolish guy builds a mini-bedroom for his cat in a futile hope that Kitty won't annex the rest of the house
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Mon June 14, 2021
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Forensic artist performs facial reconstruction on a Crystal Head vodka bottle then requires more vodka to deal with the disturbing results
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'Campsite Classic Clogs' - a perfect Fathers Day gift for survivalists, Scout masters or dads who do their business in the forest along side the pope & those bears
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Mon May 31, 2021
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Does your coulrophobia need some nightmare fuel today? We've got a mother-load here. Warning - disturbing images of (you guessed it) CLOWNS
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Thu May 27, 2021
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Finally a product for us housebound couch cowboys - Croc spurs. Yippee Ki Yay, impulse-shoppers *makes horsey clip-clop sounds as he gallops to the fridge*
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Tue May 25, 2021
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Derping dogs. See? Even our four-legged friends have their off moments
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Sun May 16, 2021
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Old-timey dinosaur statue parks inspired many kids to become paleontologists - once they realized a 'Derpa-sore-ass Rex' wasn't a recognized species
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Wed May 12, 2021
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The disturbing behind-the-scenes secrets of your favorite cartoon characters
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Tue May 11, 2021
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Here's why they should sell googly eyes in the supermarket produce section
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Environmentally conscious man has a problem with the annual phone book delivery
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Fri May 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
In a year where hundreds of thousands of people lost a loved one, companies are slowly realizing that bombarding people with "Hey don't forget mom on Mother's Day" sales pitches might not exactly be the most welcome or sensitive approach
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Wed April 28, 2021
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"Dog Crocs" - so pets can be as fashionably awkward as their owners/caretakers
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Tue April 27, 2021
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You probably won't find these passive-aggressive signs very funny. Sorry in advance
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Thu April 22, 2021
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Warning: Remove all shatter-prone glass from your area before viewing these operatic-SQUEE-inducing kittahs
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Half-assed results of your one job. Look away, OCD types - look away
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Mon April 19, 2021
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SQUEEE along with me at a semi-regular guest here in the D'awww tab - the always-smiling Quokka. Warning - cuteness overload
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Thu April 15, 2021
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Doggos with mullets - proving once & for all that they're cooler than cats
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Wed April 14, 2021
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Perturbed pug wishes his human would find another hobby other than knitting %&*#$ hats
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Mon April 12, 2021
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Duck vows to get the FLoC out of here
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Tue April 06, 2021
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ART - re-imaged to appeal to today's pop-culture aficionados - cuz nice things can be nicer
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Mon March 29, 2021
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From Russia - with love? Maybe NSFW - definitely WTF
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Fri March 19, 2021
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Deep AI thoughts by Inspirobot. Your own digital Buddha - reach out & touch fern
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
California bans "dark patterns." Richmond Avenal inconsolable
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Tue March 16, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sneaky patterns make your data dark. California: Not so fast
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Oh I just wuv squishy-squishing doggo cheeks. SQUEEEEEEEE - um, sorry
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Tue March 02, 2021
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Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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Tue February 23, 2021
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More examples of awkward advertisements. Double the entendres - double the fun
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