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Sat July 04, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"We ain't paying crap" declares local idiot of the fines incurred while operating Dine in restaurant during shutdown
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew: Why won't they let me cooperate? Don't they see I'm cooperating over here?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Dean Cain cries that he would not be allowed to say "Truth, Justice and the American Way" nowadays due to liberals. Actual Superman writer and former CIA operative Tom King has a fantastic retort to Cains claim
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell will cooperate with the FBI, name names, and hopefully have no sheets in her cell
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this news. WeWork was a cult and a scam long before the IPO crashed and burned. Who could have guessed that?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing hints in financial documents at the end of 747 production in two years
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans used go to malls to shop. Soon they'll live there as they shop from home
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VW abandons Turkey factory plan, remembering they are a car manufacturer not a poultry processor
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3.4 Million Lamborghini hole in the water
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU Aviation Safety Agency suspends Pakistani International Airlines from operating in Europe for 6 months. Recommends teaching pilots to slow down and lower landing gear before landing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We've spent $10 billion on "Operation Warp Speed" and not only are we not going to get green Orion girls out of it, but we might not even get a usable Covid vaccine-which is a problem because we've sacrificed treatment and prevention research for it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tired of having their evil censored, right-wingers are dumping Twitter and moving on to a more cooperative app, Parler, which is a sort of "Twitter for Tools" if you will
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you were wondering why there were all those squeals of horror from Silicon Valley, Apple is going to start forcing apps to ask users for permission before allowing those apps to turn on user tracking
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's check out the results of the latest nationwide poll, shall we?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Some nights, the audience just sits there like a bunch of potted plants
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Sun June 21, 2020
(spontn80)
 
 
 
The 13th Annual "What would you say to your Dad today if you could?" Father's Day Thread
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Sat June 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The website some world leaders are using for their coronavirus statistics? Yeah, apparently no one really knows who's operating the website, or where they get some of the statistics
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
No really guys, Google says they're working on leaving some RAM for the rest of your PC while running Chrome. For reals this time
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NYC City Council seeks to oust a statue of President Thomas Jefferson from city hall because he was a man of his times. Meanwhile, just a few miles north, Trump Tower remains
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish opera house re-opens to its first live audience since the covid outbreak. Of potted plants
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
If you're going to be operating a restaurant in Ohio right now, it's probably best you don't put up a sign like this
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Korean entertainment agency partners with Seoul Philharmonic Orchestra to record full classical adaptations of K-pop songs. Music director left out of the loop because his opinion on K-pop music is apparently an obstacle to making money
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tyson cooperating with feds in price-fixing investigation, in latest attempt to take a bite out of crime
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shady rideshare Uber hookup with shady food delivery Grubhub scotched after going Dutch with Just Eat Takeaway for a stock swap worth $7.3 billion
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mall operator realizes this might not be the best time to buy another mall operator
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The story of how Trump tried to make a new friend. TRIED being the operative word
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tofu goes mainstream as the coronavirus keeps finding new ways to destroy humanity's frail existence
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping pigs to China in 747s - this is not a euphemism
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Mike Gilday will be ordering the removal of the confederate battle flag from "all public spaces and work areas aboard Navy installations, ships, aircraft and submarines"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The party's winding down in Amsterdam
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The global glut in diamonds is so enormous it has brokers crying in debeers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple to announce at WWDC it's building it's own chips again, the re-hire of Gil Amelio this fall
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(The Detroit Bureau)
 
 
 
Subby gets at least two unexpected days off. Honda shuts down most operations due to: A) Coronavirus B) Protesters C) Ransomware
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A million-mile Chinese battery could power your EV. At least until Big Oil lobbyists get through with it in DC
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a birth plan that will work for me. However, my in-laws are very opinionated about their grandchild and how I am operating during the pregnancy. Am I required to share said birth plan with them?"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
History suggests the handshake will survive the virus. And even if it doesn't, WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ fired its entire police force in 2013 and re-started from scratch. Fark: It reduced excessive force complaints by 95% since 2014
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID is still killing 1,000 Americans a day, let's check in with Dr. Fau... what's that? He's been locked out of the White House for 5 weeks?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Elon Musk probably has a bet with Donald Trump for one dollar that he can destroy Jeff Bezos
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
TL;DR: Companies are borrowing money to pay shareholder dividends while firing thousands of employees. This is fine. And certainly sustainable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson property involved in another money laundering probe. You're not clicking a link from the Las Vegas Review Journal
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you buy JETS, you hold JETS all the way, from the opening bell to your last trading day. Funds flow to JETS, their daytrades can't be beat, bored millenial stonk traders, on buggin' Wall Street
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hiding your Iranian business operations after your CFO (and founder's daughter) is deeply linked to the country it is not exactly the actions of an above-board company, is it, Huawei?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Take 2 crashes the Kerbal Space Program
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(Austin 360)
 
 
 
Sad trombone
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Aimbots, which will get you banned from online shooter games, are now unlocked for US Special Operators in Syria. Fark: it's called SMASH 2000
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Plan? There is no plan. Just like there is no president
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US State Department criticizes China for Hong Kong response. China texts back with; I can't breathe
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Operation Overlord ready for Minneapolis
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. That Big Blue terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your ass is fired
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As a thanks for bailing them out again, airlines are now selling a lot of flights they have no intention of operating to generate revenue
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, Charlie. The tuna melt's been here for years
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Respected world leaders meet to discuss how to cooperate to mitigate the damage of COVID on the world. Guess who decided to skip it.. go ahead guess
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Messy desks might help neat-freaks be more creative. SO LAY OFF, YOU ANAL-RETENTIVE JERKFACE. I'M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS HERE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Party over, out of time, big bankruptcies gonna party like it's two-zero-zero-nine
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You can sneer at Tik-tok, but it's (private) parent company made $3 billion profit last year. And they say there are no unicorns left
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Andrea Bocelli never saw Covid-19 coming for him, but he kicked its ass anyway
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hospital angrily denies presence of snake in operating theatre, insists there was only a monkey
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: "It's a modern quandary for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits at harbor, but how to safely reach it without risking exposure to the germ-ridden masses?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electricity use is so low that the UK is going to pay operators of small wind turbines and solar installations to stop generating electricity
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Sun May 24, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wanna watch a Sheriff get arrested after refusing to cooperate with a search warrant and forcing a SWAT standoff (including snipers) of the Sheriffs HQ by several neighboring departments? Almost Florida level fun
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "all the bananas are dying" thread in a while. Update: Still dying
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe's beginning to like the way the T/A rolls in Arizona, and those boss T-Tops really don't hurt
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Europe's getting cleaner and greener as the US gets oranger and dirtier
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio rules that wind turbines can't operate at night due to a lack of sunshine
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
How long before Amazon corners the meth-by-mail business, putting small mom-and-pop meth-by-mail-order operations out of business?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On its fifth CEO in 6 years, car renter Hertz continues to be a slow-motion train wreck
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Home mortgage delinquencies soared to the most ever in April. This is not a repeat from 2008
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Senate Homeland Security Committee issued subpoena for Blue Star Strategies for using coverup tactics like "supplying all information requested" and "willing cooperation with Committee". See? See?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Very)
 
 
 
Collection of all the graphic gifs that helped convince New Zealanders to co-operate with lockdown
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEOs: "Woohoo, these bailouts are like our very own free money fountain." Senator Elizabeth Warren: "Not so fast, motherfarkers"
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(Maui Now)
 
 
 
Hawaiian music legend Willie K has passed away. Aloha oe and a hui hou
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Masked superhero collects names of villains, prepares to rain down justice
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sir Richard bravely ran away from $41mil of shares in his Virgin Galactic last week
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They say "Qantas don't crash," but a socially-distanced 900% increase in fares will put them six feet under
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have some bicycles with unpopular colors like orange and turquoise, or unusual sizes such as extra small and extra large that your store just can't sell? Well, now may be your moment
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Claiming losses against your 2014 tax filings are a great way to earn $50m from the CARES Act Stealth Bailouts
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unicorns in the Valley of Coronavirus
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Shockingly, none of the attendees of the illegal dice game want to cooperate with the police
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's hope a tobacco-based COVID vaccine doesn't go up in smoke
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham busted for operating illicit salon
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Fri May 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump launches Operation Warp Speed, promises that a Covid-19 vaccine will make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, once the Ferengi take their cut
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
White House named project to produce and distribute COVID-19 vaccine "Operation Warp Speed". Tag brought to you by Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Alright New York, back into the subway with you. These work houses won't operate themselves
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coffee has overtaken tea in Russia, but will never beet vodak
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Wed May 13, 2020
(DCist)
 
 
 
Listen, we all knew COVID19 was gonna kill off a lot of mom and pop restaurants, but it's not so ba... wait, Momofuku is closing permanently? Well then the average restaurateur making less than $50k a year has nothing to worry about, right?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All of South Africa becoming lack toes intolerant
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The test being used in the White House and elsewhere may end up missing half the COVID-19 cases it should detect. So the odds that Trump has it just jumped exponentially
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Funny thing about restaurants, they generally need a license from the state health department to operate. So, if they reopen in defiance of state orders during a public health emergency, they really shouldn't be shocked when that license is yoinked
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Big Oil has big plans for net zero emissions. They're also going to pay off the world's debt, establish a unicorn sanctuary staffed by penguins on Mars, and get you laid. Are they credible?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looking to avoid burnout? Work less, fark more. No, seriously
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Barack Obama is sending coded messages to deep state operatives to go out and do more dirty work," claims a clearly unhinged Sean Hannity, hearing another dog whistle
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In the name of safety, India plans to restart rail operations with restrictions, allowing only people wearing masks to climb on the outside of the train as it barrels through the countryside at high speed
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"A fire engine going down the street, there's four personnel inside who technically are not socially distanced...but when we look at a large wildland fire, our base camp operation can hold sometimes up to 6,000." Get ready for fire season from hell
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Youngstown, Ohio goes from grifter to mark as a beverage can CEO has constantly reassured the city council he intends to build and operate a factory there since 2016
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Kushner employee not surprised at how Jared bungled his coronavirus job. "This is basically Kushner's modus operandi, and it's painfully familiar to me because he was my boss"
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Police seize thousands of plants in a series of operations that will undoubtedly end the scourge of illegal marijuana in Washington state
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines' bond sale fails to take off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news gentlemen, dress pants are out. Denim is in
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the hell have they been groping your balls this entire time *without* wearing a mask
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
One of the world's best restaurants might be taken out
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get ready for more ads on spotify. You heard it here first
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In spite of Corona, we can still get Corona
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amidst all the dead, suffering, waste left in the plague's wake, BlackRock's Fink lays out the number one fear for corporate America in the months ahead: a tax hike
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hertz and Avis return cars they never owned
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Refusing to have the wool pulled over their eyes and concerned for their safety, US meat workers are starting to quit as the plants reopen. They're not sheep
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks will reopen 85 percent of its stores by the weekend, but with significant operational changes. Don't worry, burned coffee and your name misspelled by a barista with three advanced liberal arts degrees will still be part of the experience
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Temporary" is just another word for "nothing left to lose"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WeWork sues SoftBank over lack of cooperation
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oculus is developing a smaller and lighter VR headset to help keep your facebook blinders on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy Hertz, don't it
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's PM extends the lockdown, now says the sun will rise on May 31
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A seismic shift is underway as the world's airlines reassess their operations and how they will punish their declining number of customers for the pandemic
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Principal .Caught sayof)
 
 
 
"They scrutinized prototypes for a robotic exoskeleton go well with and joined operational briefings, which Mr. Schmidt needed to study extra about as a result of he had lately begun advising the navy on know-how." Alrighty, then
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The office you left isn't the one you return to. Neither is that plant you had on the filing cabinet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Chinese e-commerce takes soap-opera turn as scandal surrounds three major players." Admittedly it loses a lot in translation, but that's the gist of it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The best time for the United States to start a sovereign wealth fund is 30 years ago. The second best time is right now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tiny airports got yuuuge amounts of corona cash thanks to a botched stimulus formula. Fark: some got enough funding to operate for years. Ultra Fark: Devils Lake, ND airport got 50 years'
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No Kissing, No Extras: How TV production is copying porn to fix the cable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The roof's falling in on Freddie Mac
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with increased lockdown sales, Blue Apron finds the recipe for failure
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
He probably doesn't want this reported, but Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman's year is really going to pieces
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with processing plants ordered to stay open, wholesale beef just hit a new record, up 62% since Feb. Your dog wants steak, but can you afford it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Tyson Foods helped create the meat crisis it's now warning against. Kind of a chicken/egg or oxy addiction/pharma rehab thing
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Cognitive neuroscientist explains what chimpanzees teach us about Trump's leadership. Basically that the chimps understand politics, global cooperation, military strategy and umbrellas better than Trump does
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says that states with "poorly managed budgets" will not get federal bailout funds. This is a guy who sat on the board of Sears for god sake
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Distilleries now turning stale beer into coronavirus wine (and sanitizer). Sweet sweet coronavirus wine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone can chillax. Scientists find COVID-19 is destroyed when it's exposed to 56 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes which should happen this summer due to global warming
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Mon April 27, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle Opera receives $2.4M to stay afloat during pandemic, immediately tells Brunhilde to go back into her dressing room and not sing
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Not news: family vacation to Disney cancelled because of COVID-19. News: trip is for mom who has an inoperable brain tumor. Fark: family brings Disney to mom
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Icahn not believe how overpriced those stonks are
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Governor Andy secures Kentuckians' ability to vote by mail, with cooperation of Republican Secretary of State. Unlikely and Hero tags reach compromise
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Long lost "Zombie" military satellites found by ham radio operators
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you're doing what you can to keep things together, the $1bil video-game coaching industry is already at the next level
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The states that asked first got the most virus disaster relief. Congrats CA, WA, and CT; suck it WV, ID, and VT
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buffet's business bastions breached by bug
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gap Inc. stops paying rent, may still not have cash to maintain operations. If only there were some sort of metaphor to describe the divide between its assets and liabilities
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you had the replay operator as the scapegoat in the Red Sox part of the sign-stealing scandal...you're a lying liar and you don't get to come up and claim your prize. Liar
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Wed April 22, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You are a government operative and your job is to torture someone by playing the same song on continuous loop for 96 hours. What song do you choose? Link goes to Subby's
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Closed pork processing plant in Iowa to resume 'limited operations'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Europe's hottest year looked FROM SPAAAAAACE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Now they even got cows wearing masks, although supposedly it's to reduce methane emissions. Subby thinks they are putting them on the wrong end
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Daydreaming about obscene luxury to distract yourself from COVID-19 lockdown? Here's what it costs to operate a private jet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In other news...Dumb Swedes get lucky ... or are they still dumb ?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
'We deeply regret this error. Our sincerest apologies go out to the Jones family who operates the farm'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Harry and Meghan say they won't cooperate with UK tabloids. The Sun is there and it will burn them
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Sat April 18, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Now that you are addicted to daily soap operas on the TV, studios are running out of new episodes to air
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Telegraph operator yells at internets
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those who might have missed it, the full Phantom of The Opera performance is still available on Saturday
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Donald, thanks for the billions to help save jobs. Now that the check cleared, we're still going to lay people off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. expected to lead contraction in global GDP this year. USA USA USA USA USA
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When an $8.5bil global market crashes, the bouquet is not going to be particularly sweet
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
If you're the heavy equipment operator tasked with scooping up an "abandoned tent" while clearing out a homeless encampment, it might be a good idea to have a look inside before proceeding
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Baseball America)
 
 
 
Extended length and bad timing of coronavirus crisis means minor league baseball operators are screwed for this year and next. Unlike MLB, they depend on Thirsty Thursdays, fireworks, sumo nights, and outfield billboards to pay the bills
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed: "We're just helping investment grade companies who were downgraded after the virus through no fault of their own". Also the Fed: *Buys $16 billion CCC rated Blackrock high yield corporate bond ETF*
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Carnival execs knew they had a virus problem but kept the party going. Soon the legal circus will be pitching its tents. Send in the clowns
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Wed April 15, 2020
(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
Meet K-9 Nibbles, who was one of 31 pit bull puppies seized from a suspected dogfighting operation several years ago, and he's completed Police Canine School just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those who couldn't make it to Easter service, here is the Episcopal Church Virtual Choir. 600 participants from around the world
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Social distancing will never work because Americans will do whatever they want" myth goes right out the window. 90% of y'all are doing a good job of it. It's the 10% who are going to protests, megachurches, and COVID parties we have to worry about
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The happy ending for Donnie's key 2020 states is looking stormy from the twin blows of the mushrooming virus and job loss
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Protip: It's important to pay attention if you're operating a ski lift
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEO complains there are too many Zoom meetings. Fark: Zoom CEO
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
More than half of the new Coronavirus cases reported in China on Sunday are Chinese nationals on a flight returning from Russia, you know, the country that claims they haven't got any of the 'rona thereabouts?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this opera singer
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This should cause a well reasoned twitter response
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
California secedes
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Thank you for watching the NFL Draft marathon. In addition to other gifts for support, those calling in the next 20 minutes will also receive this tote bag with your team's logo, or in the case of Cleveland, Baker's face. Operators are standing by"
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With social gatherings restricted, Hong Kong protesters are flocking to Animal Crossing to demonstrate against government, Tom Nook's reign of terror
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Infodemic." See: "YouTube"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With humans in hiding, animals take back the world
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Milk Bar cookies are coming very soon, me droogs. They're right horrorshow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers, how good are you at geography? Here's a map of the world along with coronavirus numbers. Scroll your mouse pointer over the South American countries and see if you can spot the error
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wallstreet orders traders to die for the economy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
75 years ago today the U.S. Navy forcefully terminated Operation Ten-Go and placed the battleship Yamato in long term cold storage to preserve her for the war against Gamilon
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Spain joins the Yang Gang
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It is time to start talking about the D-word? Yes, yes it is. No, not that D-word, the other one
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Frasier Crane is just Hannibal Lecter who doesn't eat people. Change my mind
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TV networks and online sportsbooks are hoping that older sports fans and gambling addicts find redneck soap operas and NBA2K sessions an acceptable substitute for live televised sports
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The United States almost returned the SR-71 Blackbird to operational service in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks . . . and someone has already posted the "Speed Check" story before Subby finished typing the headline
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mortgage lenders prepare for home loan default rates well beyond Great Recession levels in 2008. It's going to be a bumpy night
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
As CV-19 continues, America's late-night talk show titans reluctantly accept that their formerly high-gloss glitzy productions are going to be lo-fi janky operations depending on the host's home Wi-Fi not to crap out in the middle
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US intelligence officials privately confirm that China's coronavirus numbers are bullshiat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As everyone predicted, the true winners of the pandemic appear to be the divorce lawyers
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Look at this spoiled little pupper squealing at his mama. Oh, dat face
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Mon March 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Largest rent-to-own operator in the UK collapses like a (Bright)House of cards
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A Trump. A hotel. A fraud case. Panama
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Five. Five minute. Five minute COVID-19 test
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Some Rammstein singer)
 
 
 
Du. Du hast. Du hast mich. Du hast mich. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt und jetzt habe ich 'nen Infekt
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microbreweries in the Czech Republic fear 1,900,000 liters of beer could go undrunk. Oh the Brewmanity
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is not Trump's Katrina; by the numbers, it's his Vietnam
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know that "miracle" drug Trump won't shut up about? Turns out not giving the drug is more effective than giving the drug. Followup tag in quarantine, Fail is social distancing, and can't use facepalm because DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Thomas Edison once said, "There is only one Fort Myers in the United States, and there are 90 million people who are going to find it out," but he didn't predict what percentage of them would get infected as his historic home continues to operate
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Republicans prepared to scuttle the coronavirus stimulus plan because poor people have it too easy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fed hires Conflict of Interest, LLC. to oversee the bailout
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Queer Zoom Sex Party? Just make sure your background is appropriate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Malaysia's medical glove factories, which supply most of the world, are operating at half capacity just when they're most needed. That's bad. It's also an industry rife with labour abuses. That's also bad. There's no free frogurt
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why are people still going on cruises
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Holy shiat: clogged toilets on the Navy's latest 2 aircraft carriers require a periodic $400,000 acid flush, because the pipes are too narrow to handle the morning dump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump to New York: Drop dead
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
1/6 of the world population is now in full lockdown
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Placido Domingo sings the blues after Coronavirus diagnosis
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Opera star cheers up father who is in quarantine by singing to him. Bonus: she's skinny, so it won't be over anytime soon
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
When we said airlines could continue to operate, we didn't account for the controllers testing positive
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The "beer game," invented in the late 1950s, helps retailers solve today's toilet paper crisis
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury: We need to do everything possible to stave off 20% unemployment. Fed: 20%? Oh, you sweet summer child
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Food, food, food everywhere and no one to eat it
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Only the rich get COVID-19 tests. New hotness: The rich try to reserve hospital beds
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago-area strip club tried to operate during the Coronavirus outbreak but no customers showed up
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looks like gas is going to stay cheap for a while yet, just in time for you to be stuck at home not using it
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Kudlow proposes public ownership of companies bailed out by the US, dems realize even AOC has been outflanked on the left by Republicans
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poland's refusing to stand by, just threw a stimulus package worth 9% of GDP on the table
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Looking for stuff to do while you're stuck at home? Here's the concert streams happening over the next couple weeks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't heard about WeWork in a while, let's check in and see how they're handling the pandemic. Oh, that's not good
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Italian study says 99% of people who died from coronavirus had some other preexisting condition. Sorry, but this does not bode well for those of you with ailments
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Corporate Virtue in the Time of Coronavirus." Admit it - you needed a laugh
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The post-virus economic recovery could be a green one. Let's take the good news where we can get it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Home Depot will stay open with adjusted operating hours, level of service should remain unchanged
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target shortens operational hours effective today, announces the store's first hour will be dedicated to serving the elderly
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Tue March 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And... she's gone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"This individual said the PM [Johnson] 'joked' that the enterprise to build more life-saving ventilators could be known as 'Operation Last Gasp'"
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
*looks at NYSE* Uh...huh...sure Steve. Whatever reality you have to tell yourself
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Translation: The airline industry is collapsing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not the Met, but the show went on, from the opera singer's apartment living room
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
10 minute coronavirus test not made by Theranos could be a game changer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We decided to go forward with the wrestling national championships - that more than 600 athletes from 84 colleges participated in - because 'we're going to operate on faith rather than fear.'"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Phase V of Starbucks's sinister plan on hold as the company switches to drive-thru operations for the duration of the outbreak
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Sat March 14, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Attention subway riders: Stand clear of the closing doors, please. Also, please avoid pulling down your facemask, licking your finger, and then rubbing a subway pole. Thank you for your cooperation
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Denmark: Shut. Down. Everything. Oh, and lets activate the military to make sure
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump to finally admit that his presidency is a disaster
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar finally decides that they don't want to be the only sport trying to operate in the middle of a pandemic and cancels the start of the season through the end of April
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Loves drugs and experiments with sweaty chicks in clown makeup." Subby can't remember why they tagged someone with this. Lets see the weirdest, most out of context descriptions you have for other Farkers. No usernames please
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buffett bars shareholders from Berkshire's annual meeting - there's no seeing the Oracle this year
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio says the city that never sleeps remains open for tourists, as long as you had no plans to go see a Broadway show, go to a museum, go to the opera, go to a sporting event, eat out, visit a dirty subway station
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New coronavirus test that's 10 times faster is approved by the FDA. It can now measure two drops in a bucket
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
I think we all knew those conferences were just giant orgies
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bad: People with COVID-19 may be contagious for two weeks before symptoms appear. Really bad: People with COVID-19 may be contagious for five weeks after symptoms have vanished
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Instagram influencers continue to be a plague unto themselves
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brexit finally pays off as the UK is the only country in Europe that isn't banned from travel to the US for the next 30 days
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus Conference Cancelled
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Opera Wire)
 
 
 
Met Opera announces a new opera- Il Hackerama. It ain't over....cough, cough
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ireland cancels St. Patrick's Day. O'sh*t
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The soufflé is chefs' comfort food of the year - assuming it doesn't crash as well
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat March 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"This is what the start of a recession looks like" says John McLaine. Yipee Ki Yay Market Failure
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In some sort of elaborate false-flag operation, robots are working with humans to disinfect hospitals and examine patients and finding Sarah Connors
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall Street Professionals on where the market goes from here: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This is the kind of outside the quarantine box thinking that will get us out of this COVID-19 panic: administration considering tax breaks to cruise lines, travel businesses, because who doesn't want to jump on a cruise right now at a discount
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