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headlines found matching 'Ontario'
Fri March 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Walter Gretzky, father of the Great One Wayne, dies at age 82 after battling Parkinson's and other health issues
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario announces $500M in new funding for municipa- OH SH*T IT'S A CANADA GOOSE GET IN THE CAR
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM shuts down three plants due to chip shortage. Typical UAW employees and their snack machine complaints
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These complaining parents are why DESSICCANT DO NO EAT needs to be written down
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadians will soon need to find a new place to buy hockey sticks and beaver pelt jock straps
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Doug Ford has a Hot for Teacher Freudian slip
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Fri February 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada's Chief Science Officer is "stressed" which we assume is the Canadian polite version of screaming and throwing a chair through the window
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Prince Edward Island to tourists: Stay away from our booze
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Well if Canada is so great let's see if they have a better idea. No? Ontario is reopening on Wednesday? Alrighty then
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canadiens legend and overall hockey great Ralph Backstrom the latest to go to the big rink in the sky at age 83
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian runs a red light on a skateboard. As you can guess the story ends with him in the hospital with multiple injuries and a concussion. You might not guess how he got there though
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM shuts down three plants due to lack of chips. Salsa supply unaffected
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Sun January 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ow Canada
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario recovers $11M allegedly embezzled Covid funds from senior IT developer. In fact, they recovered even more than the $11M. Wait, what? Is someone embezzling the un-embezzled embezzlement? How puzzling
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Sat January 23, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario premier offers to drive to U.S. himself to pick up more COVID-19 vaccines. Where the hell is Balto when you need him?
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(Some Guy, eh)
 
 
 
Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates
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Fri January 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not happy with the Artic getting all the attention, this year's warm winter has caused the Great Lakes to go relatively ice free so far this year
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's very clear. Stay. Home. That's it. Stay home. Rester à la maison. Stai in casa. It's not confusing. It's not rocket science. Stay the fark home. If you're wondering "if", stay home. Just. Stay. Home. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Staaaaay hooooome
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't cross the Ottawa River from Ontario to Quebec. Also don't think of your grandma naked
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Two crazy kids get married 68 years after they met
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian province sees 120% spike in school-age Covid infections. "How could this be?" ask people who have never seen school-aged children eat lunch together
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Sun January 03, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam / Where the raccoons and the polar bears play / Where seldom is heard a discouraging word / And the skies are snowy all day ♫
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Sat December 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
More contagious UK COVID strain found in Canada in a couple with no travel history. That's a eh that might be a problem bingo. Eh
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Wed December 23, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada has stupid morons as well; click to see a prime example
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Mon December 21, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Premier Ontario: "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING ˢᵒᵘᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ˢᵘᵈᵇᵘʳʸ"
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Sun December 20, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe Subby will let his Amazon packages just pile up on the porch for the next 2 weeks
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Sat December 19, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Less than awesome
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Fri December 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Doug Ford's Covid strategy: get everyone infected with holiday gatherings and shopping, then lockdown the consequences the next day. Can't tell if stupid or genius
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(TVO)
 
 
 
"Ontario is an Italy-style [Covid] disaster waiting to happen" says the aptly named Mr. Gurney
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Wed December 16, 2020
(TSN)
 
 
 
Bad Apple charged after theft of approximately US$500,000 worth of memorabilia from the home of Wayne Gretzky's dad
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Some Fed Up Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Action Replay Nick has made the move to The Great White North. Aside from learning to love poutine, maple syrup, hockey, and moose blood, any other advice or tips for a new family here?
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ontario man looks to sell ancient hockey stick dating back to the last time the Leafs won the Cup
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Wed December 09, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Today in history: The computer mouse first showcased with the 'mother of all demos' on December 9, 1968 by Stanford Research Institute engineer Douglas Engelbart
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Consumers complain that the marijuana that Ontario's legal retailers are stocking is "too dry." Like Canadian humor, eh?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dungeons + Dragons campaigns are wreaking havoc in local communities
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Mon December 07, 2020
(Some LCBO Regular)
 
 
 
The pandemic is changing how Canada does beer
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Sat December 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada changes its vaccine plan based on ridiculous conspiracies and...what's that? Oh. Based on Dr. Tam redoing the math and consulting scientists. Ok. But now what are we going to be enraged by?
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Wed December 02, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Freighter runs aground in the Detroit River. Gordon Lightfoot and Journey fighting for the song-writing credits
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
WWE legend and first openly gay wrestler Pat Patterson has grappled with another man for the last time at age 79
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Airlines will get away with anything as Canada decides to leave 11,000 complaints until next year
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario to move fifteen degrees east
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