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headlines found matching 'Ontario'
Fri April 16, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
So much for a rejuvenating post-pandemic summer in Ontario
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Thu April 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Regional Real Estate Board stops using the racist term "master" bedroom. Just kidding, they're gonna use it a while longer because real estate agents never heard of CTRL-F Find and Replace
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is going to make an announcement today concerning the Canadian Covid surge. But based on the picture of Ford used in this article, perhaps we should be more concerned that aliens who have taken over his body might have something to say
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Sun April 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Who are these Canadians? And you what: nevermind you can just keep them if you like them so much
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
Young people in Quebec drive over to Ontario to buy pot, while young people in Ontario drive over to Quebec to buy booze. It's the Canadian way
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ontario Doug is 2021's Baghdad Bob
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Weeknd Donates $1 Million to Relief Efforts in Ethp
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario to start air dropping vaccine loot boxes
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Sat April 03, 2021
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Sure, let's blame all of the mess on wild turkey
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Tue March 30, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
CBC, March 18: "Covid levels getting out of control" in Ottawa. CBC today, March 30: Covid pandemic "compeltely out of control in Ontario." Well, at least they warned us
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Sun March 28, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Not Timmy. Not Lassie. Still, Good Dog
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Sudbury News)
 
 
 
Canadians decide the important thing is to leave a pretty corpse
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Sat March 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
California fireworks explosion caused $3.2 million in damage. So in other words, it only destroyed one average house
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Fri March 19, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hey Fred. They're faxing your test results
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Thu March 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for a hot deal on a polar bear hide your wait is over
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Wed March 17, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Are you sure it's a good idea to store large quantities of fireworks in our house?
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's the 4th of July in Ontario, CA [Warning: loud]
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario's vaccine booking system is beginning to smell like a monorail
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Covid case declines levelled off" Wait...so, is that a happy way of saying cases are on the increase again? This kind of news is doubleplusungood
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Hard no
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Mon March 08, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
President Biden's final version of the $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief package did not include money for fixing the bridge between New York and Ontario, Canada. Suck it Canucks trying to get into the great USA. Oh, wait
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Fri March 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Walter Gretzky, father of the Great One Wayne, dies at age 82 after battling Parkinson's and other health issues
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario announces $500M in new funding for municipa- OH SH*T IT'S A CANADA GOOSE GET IN THE CAR
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM shuts down three plants due to chip shortage. Typical UAW employees and their snack machine complaints
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These complaining parents are why DESSICCANT DO NO EAT needs to be written down
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadians will soon need to find a new place to buy hockey sticks and beaver pelt jock straps
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Doug Ford has a Hot for Teacher Freudian slip
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Fri February 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada's Chief Science Officer is "stressed" which we assume is the Canadian polite version of screaming and throwing a chair through the window
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Prince Edward Island to tourists: Stay away from our booze
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Well if Canada is so great let's see if they have a better idea. No? Ontario is reopening on Wednesday? Alrighty then
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canadiens legend and overall hockey great Ralph Backstrom the latest to go to the big rink in the sky at age 83
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian runs a red light on a skateboard. As you can guess the story ends with him in the hospital with multiple injuries and a concussion. You might not guess how he got there though
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM shuts down three plants due to lack of chips. Salsa supply unaffected
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Sun January 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ow Canada
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario recovers $11M allegedly embezzled Covid funds from senior IT developer. In fact, they recovered even more than the $11M. Wait, what? Is someone embezzling the un-embezzled embezzlement? How puzzling
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Sat January 23, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario premier offers to drive to U.S. himself to pick up more COVID-19 vaccines. Where the hell is Balto when you need him?
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(Some Guy, eh)
 
 
 
Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates
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Fri January 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not happy with the Artic getting all the attention, this year's warm winter has caused the Great Lakes to go relatively ice free so far this year
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's very clear. Stay. Home. That's it. Stay home. Rester à la maison. Stai in casa. It's not confusing. It's not rocket science. Stay the fark home. If you're wondering "if", stay home. Just. Stay. Home. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Staaaaay hooooome
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't cross the Ottawa River from Ontario to Quebec. Also don't think of your grandma naked
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Two crazy kids get married 68 years after they met
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian province sees 120% spike in school-age Covid infections. "How could this be?" ask people who have never seen school-aged children eat lunch together
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Sun January 03, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam / Where the raccoons and the polar bears play / Where seldom is heard a discouraging word / And the skies are snowy all day ♫
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Sat December 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
More contagious UK COVID strain found in Canada in a couple with no travel history. That's a eh that might be a problem bingo. Eh
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Wed December 23, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada has stupid morons as well; click to see a prime example
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Mon December 21, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Premier Ontario: "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING ˢᵒᵘᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ˢᵘᵈᵇᵘʳʸ"
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Sun December 20, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe Subby will let his Amazon packages just pile up on the porch for the next 2 weeks
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Sat December 19, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Less than awesome
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Fri December 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Doug Ford's Covid strategy: get everyone infected with holiday gatherings and shopping, then lockdown the consequences the next day. Can't tell if stupid or genius
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(TVO)
 
 
 
"Ontario is an Italy-style [Covid] disaster waiting to happen" says the aptly named Mr. Gurney
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