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headlines found matching 'Onion'
Mon September 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Udon want to believe this but for chewy Japanese noodles try Italy
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Thu September 22, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Americans explain why they want Trump to run again. Yes, the source is The Onion, but, honestly, this doesn't really deserve the satire tag because there is nothing untruthful in the entire slideshow
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boomers with onions on their belts are having a hissy fit because a game is streaming only, threaten to get on their horses to go down to Western Union and wait for reports of game to arrive via telegraph
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Man, British food, sports, and booze are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 8-14: Aubergine Edition
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
20 Questions with Onion (thread)
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Thu September 08, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Netflix released a trailer for Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Video review of new Brachs Tailgate candy corn mix, including flavors like fruit punch, popcorn, and hot dog. Yeah, it's as bad as you'd think
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Wed September 07, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I have always thought in the back of my mind cheese and onions. I have always thought that the world was unkind. Cheese and onions. Do I have to spell it out? It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Domino's Australia unveils line of Burger Joint Pizzas, for the discerning customer who has misgivings about ordering Domino's and wishes they had ordered a nice greasy cheeseburger instead
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Some Gyro Aficionado)
 
 
 
YEE-roe, not JIE-roe. Better get it right squirt or I'll roast your ass on a vertical spit. Celebrate the day with sliced lamb on a pita
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today on "Not The Onion", George W. Bush hosts a MasterClass on "Authentic Leadership"
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Bucyrus Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ousted bratwurst queen strikes back: black-clad supporters rally for her realm, attorneys are retained, onions and mustard are being prepared as we speak
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(Punch)
 
 
 
The dirty martini craze is the latest in a long line of horrific experiments whereby terrible drinks are constructed with absurd ingredients and fraudulently marketed as "martinis"
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Kip ate the last frozen dinner? Try a dang open face quesadilla from Taco Bell
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Fri August 12, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion: still prophetic
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
This is the kind of headline Subby would expect from The Onion
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Machete Kills (the fried chicken quesadilla)
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Mon August 08, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Police Did Great Job, Police Say
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(Damn Delicious)
 
 
 
It's Monday Food Discussion Time: Let's love ALL the alliums. One farker has garden garlic like baseballs this year, I hear. Share your favorite foods with onion, garlic, shallots, chives, scapes, and such, PLEASE
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
D'awww, Politics tags battle for this one, D'awww wins due to dust storm, onions being chopped [Admin - Main wins in the end]
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Google)
 
 
 
This weekend subby is going to a picnic spot with outdoor grillls (think wood or charcoal) available. I need ideas for dry rubs or marinades for chicken legs / thighs. Link goes to Google search for the same. What's your own favourite?
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Frito Pie. Because Frito Cake would just be....wrong
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Daily Northwestern)
 
 
 
What puts the sad in queSADilla?
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(Daily Northwestern)
 
 
 
What puts the sad in queSADilla?
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Mon August 01, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And some smeghead will send it back complaining it is cold
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You don't win friends with pickles. You don't win friends with pickles
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You don't win friends with pickles. You don't win friends with pickles
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Heading to a Florida gulf island. Looking to do a shrimp boil for the family. Recipe to the left. Suggestions to the right for sides or mains
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Perfect Onion headline: "House Republican Thrilled to Attend Gay Son's Wedding Days After Voting Against Same-Sex Marriage Bill"
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Wow, he really *does* enjoy hearing the lamentations of women
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire wants you to know you're scrambling your ova wrong and actually doesn't need mayo to do it
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(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, you got stuffing in my meatloaf. Well, you got meatloaf in my stuffing
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
Has Science Gone Too Far? - Onions That Don't Make You Cry. After decades of research scientists finally did it. Humanity's greatest triumph
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Thu July 07, 2022
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Your dog wants mimosas
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus
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Tue July 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New advertising tune for McD's knock-offs in Russia: "Two all-beef patties, special плесень, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun"
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Sat July 02, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Wegmans cries over onions
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Fri July 01, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Do you want a Food Tab flame war? Because this is how you get a Food Tab flame war
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Today)
 
 
 
Man works for 27 years at Burger King. Daughter sets up GoFundMe with goal of $200 to honor his dedication. If you're reading this on Fark, you know things turned out different than expected. Now who's cutting all those onions?
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beef braciole has three of my favorite features: It's easy; you get two hours to hang with family and drink while it's simmering; and it makes the house smell great. Hey Drew: When are we gonna get a Delicious or Mouth-Watering tag?
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Grandma drank a lot, too
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(Women's Health)
 
 
 
I'm ALL FOR eating entrails and "the nasty bits." But don't you HATE hipsters driving up the prices? So get in on this now, a surplus is coming up, soon. It's MFTD: Gilead edition
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back. This is not a headline from 'The Onion'
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
To the left why bouillon powder is salty gold, to the right arguments from the salty old
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(The Takeout)
 
Hero
 
Now that there's a global potato shortage, time to go all-in on onion rings, chips n' guac, and fried pickles. Take one for the team and help keep the vodak flowing. Tag is for you, Fark gastronomists
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Tue June 21, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What do dirty rice and mexican pizza have in common?
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Sun June 19, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Definitive Guide to Grilling the Perfect Steak (side of Onions included)
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another Onion article becomes reality in the saddest timeline
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Mon June 13, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Knives Out peels back a layer of the sequel, reveals the title
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
That's a big twinkie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
SHHH - smell something? Like onions in the air?
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Sun June 12, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
John Cena cutting onions
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Tue June 07, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Where does The Onion go from 21 separate instances of "'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" on their homepage? Here you go
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"If the founding fathers had semi-automatic rifles, perhaps they would still be alive"
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anything's an onion on your belt if you're brave enough
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(BBC GoodFood)
 
 
 
The upcoming Big Lunch will celebrate the platty joobs with food, glorious British food
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Thu June 02, 2022
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, a pistol, rifle, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Cutting onions as far as the eye can see
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