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Fri September 18, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Two dishes, one fish
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Two dishes, one fish
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Tue September 15, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Are we sure the Onion is satire? Really, really sure?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Sometimes you're the employee and sometimes you're the customer. Subby finally gets mentioned in The Onion
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Sun September 13, 2020
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Not The Onion: New Bedford man buys electric fence to protect his Trump sign
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Shock jocks, cryptozoology, and rock-and-roll memorabilia are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 30-September 5 The Robots Are Coming Edition
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Fri September 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cranky NY Post columnist unimpressed by vegan bodega in DUMBO, rates its plant-based meals from barely tolerable to intolerable. "Trains rumbling overhead might take your mind off the panic in your mouth"
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's not often that a baseball story makes you think someone is cutting onions nearby but here you are
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Fri September 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The secret to a perfect steak sandwich isn't the meat - it's having access to Ted Underhill's club tab. And a steak sandwich
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Tue September 01, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
And the Great Onion of Science reveals another layer as to why men are men
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Wed August 19, 2020
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
My friend's garden has produced way too many tomatoes and I need recipe suggestions. Link goes to most recent use of Romas but want more than pasta sauces
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Some Lucky Dog)
 
 
 
A pair of sharp-eyed surfers headed home from camping spot a flash of movement in a remote cave, and next thing you know the entire Juan de Fuca trail is awash in onions and dust
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Latin Times)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is National Fajita Day. How do you like yours?
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Check out this quick and easy Chimichangas recipe
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Sat August 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm good with no lettuce but you take my onions over my dead belt
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Subby realizes that the fact this is from The Onion will automatically slap a "Satire" tag on this, but this is pretty much the only guide to QAnon that you will ever really need
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
81 year old widower, on lock down in a rest home, participates in a pen pal program, discovers he's not the only person who enjoys soccer. On a side note, living next to an onion farm can get to you
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
YouTuber takes advantage of empty Shibuya streets to do a live-action open-world recreation that pays tribute to Grand Theft Auto, Yakuza, and Metal Gear Solid
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Sun August 02, 2020
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Hold the onions
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Can you blow me where the Pampas is?"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Subby can't find the satire in this onion article. Please help
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Who's more prescient - The Onion or The Simpsons?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What was a funny Onion gag in 2008 is too similar to reality in 2020 to get laughs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Homemade adobo seasoning: 2 T salt; 1 T paprika; 2 tsp ground black pepper; 1½ tsp onion powder; 1½ tsp dried oregano; 1½ ground cumin; 1 tsp garlic powder; 1 tsp chili powder. Stir all in a bowl until well blended
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is a restaurant in Subby's city that mixes cilantro with onions, such that if you wanted onions in a dish, you're gonna get cilantro. It is company policy to mix the onions with the vile weed. Why would someone do this? Fark needs a "Barf" tag
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Sometimes The Onion is good, and sometimes The Onion is great
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not The Onion: "Trump Jumps on Preserving Monuments as Winning Campaign Issue"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Last week: Kellogg's is releasing green onion flavored Chex in South Korea. Today: Dear heavens me, the commercial
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
For possibly the first time ever, there's something good about both social media and porgs. Onion-cutting ahead
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: 103-year-old says 2020 has been the craziest year she's seen
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
South Korea gets all the cool food. Case in point: Green Onion Chex cereal
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former French Prime Minister and his wife are convicted and sentenced to prison over a "fake jobs" scandal that also cost him the country's presidency...that was kicked off by an article in the French equivalent of "The Onion"
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
An oral history of The Onion's iconic 9/11 issue. Come for the towers burning, stay for the hilarity
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
I was with you with mac & cheese and queso fundido, but you lost me with the mushrooms
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Lucas County Man Worries Retirement Plan Is Sitting On Ancient Burial Mound
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Police Chief: "George Floyd's death was murder, and the officer knew what he was doing." Yes, he really said this. No, it isn't an Onion article
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Green Onion Kimchi is not only a delicious homemade dish, but it's also a pretty decent Booker T. and the MGs/KPop mashup band name
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
*jazz paws*
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Madison protesters surround and beat openly gay senator after decapitating statue of abolitionist killed fighting for the Union. Even The Onion can't keep up with this news cycle
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
11 simple cocktails to try while quarantining, Yes it's a slide show, but it's also The Onion. Bon appetit
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Joel Schumacher has died. No word yet on whether the casket will have nipples
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Hamdog because, well, just because I guess
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Tue June 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists: just so we're clear...... raw onions do NOT prevent Covid-19
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Despite mass closure of offices and their microwaves, Lean Cuisine soldiers on, unveils 18 super-sized bowls that are 20 percent larger than standard Lean Cuisine tray meals. Portion control surrenders
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Onions have layers, COVID has layers. COVID way more likely to put you on a respirator, though. And it keeps throwing us curveballs
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
How to make the perfect breakfast sandwiches
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not The Onion: Epic Games boss confirms Unreal Engine 5 will NOT work on Commodore 64
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Wed June 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"16 ways to dress your hot dog beyond ketchup." Why can't people just let perfection stand?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these onion bags
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion's unbeaten streak continues
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump supporters worry that time is running out for his campaign to define and skewer Biden. The Onion: we beat that dead horse all the way to the glue factory years ago, suck it
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with the Fark Livestream News Summary - all the news you need, some you don't, and did China fall for an Onion article about meatpacking plants grinding up sick employees? We report, you decide - 3pm Eastern
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