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Tue October 04, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Felony charges dismissed against seven officials in Flint water crisis. Must be something in the water for this decision by the judge
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(CBC)
 
 
 
🎶 I don't want to wait - for that bear to maul me 🎶
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Mon October 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks, Colorado. Sounds yummy, which used to be one of the problems
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Garp: "I'll take it"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'I'm paycheck to paycheck. I make $350K a year, but have $88K in student loans, $170K in car loans and a mortgage I pay $4,500 a month on. Do I need professional help?"
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Sun October 02, 2022
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
30 years later, there's still no memorial for Dahmer's victims. Officials say they can hardly build memorials for every person murdered in Milwaukee. Surprisingly, some people don't like that answer
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
I'm so very scared. Can't move, Help. Need advice, soonish. Oh god it hurts
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Red state Republican officials: "Medicare expansion is sochialism and we ain't gonna have none of that in our boot-strappy states." Red state voters: "Yeah, about that"
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Fri September 30, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Snitches get stitches" is now official policy of Oakland...City Schools administrators
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Per subby's suggestions, NASA partners with SpaceX to study future Hubble service mission
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New poll says half of Russians feel anxious and angry about mobilization. The other half were too busy trying to GTFO to respond
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(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
Rand Paul makes sure to clear his debate schedule with Fauci by refusing to debate his Senate opponent
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump tried to seize Maggie Haberman's phone records to out her sources
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Cowboys TE Gavin Escobar succumbs to gravity
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Knicks announcer Mike Breen loses home in fire, will have to crash at Clyde's place and borrow his suits
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
In a move that would have been appropriate at any time in the past 200 years, Biden officially declares Florida a disaster. Stay safe, Florida Farkers
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Let us know how that works out, Doug Mastriano
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Wed September 28, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You *@#$%*, I will *@#$%* your *@#$%&* up your mother's *@#$%* with a *@#$%* attached to a *@#$%* that *@#$%&*'s your sister's *@#$%&*
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Family of man who died of Covid-19 lives with corpse for over a year, believing he was only in a coma. Fark: They were given a death certificate that he was officially dead when he died
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker can't stand it, he knows Biden planned it; it's just Nord Stream sabotage
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Three men arrested for trying to capture UFOs for lucrative secondary market
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Tue September 27, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Convicted Vegas bomb builder purportedly released to attend Renaissance Faire
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Coffee creamer spill closes road. This is why subby takes his roads blacktop
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston announces changes to gun buyback program after smartass games the system by selling dozens of 3D-printed guns to the city during the initial event
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
'Sunday in McMinnville: Naked man, beer cans, guns'
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ship with Ukrainian corn and vegetable oil docks in Lebanon. Locals hope to have their first Hush Puppy Festival later in the month
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Viva Cuba
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, at least she lives up to her street name
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Sun September 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italy elects unabashed fascist to be next Prime Minister. Again
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Conscientious deputy shows remarkable marksmanship, shooting through a wall, a hallway, and a neighboring classroom to eliminate a threatening bookcase
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
On this date in 2012, the Packers got hosed by replacement officials in the egregious "Fail Mary" incident that led to a quick labor resolution between the NFL and the usual referees who would never do that to the Packers
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Woman visits public library website and then... oh my
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Two men in Florida allegedly argue over whose turn it is at karaoke. What's the worst that could happen?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Time to lop off the head of global banking hydra
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeSantis skips selling expired steaks and leapfrogs directly to being sued
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Still a Category 4 storm Hurricane Fiona pounds the Bahamas and now appears headed straight for....*checks notes, cleans glasses* Canada? Okay eh
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Why did G the alligator float along the lazy river? Because he's such a good buoy
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Boston's Orange Line re-enters service, doesn't immediately burst into flames. Green-with-jealousy Line promptly derails in bid for attention
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Vibrations make Devil's Hole wet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I did run the boy down with my car, ociffer, but hear me out: I was drunk and we were arguing over politics
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Thu September 22, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
OC man facing twenty years in prison for getting 'a tad' upset over his lack of coffee on an American Airlines flight
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Toddler stands ground
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pinky to lips - 1.3 BILLION Mega-millions dollars. Henchman: Sir, there's the lump sum, partner split, then there's the taxes... Pinky to lips: 250 million Mega-millions dollars
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(WDEL Delaware)
 
 
 
Semi full of pumpkins overturns blocking on-ramp to highway. ERMAGOURD
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Wed September 21, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Good: Former bank robber decides to leave his bank robbing days in the past. Fark: By switching to identity theft instead
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pillow Man being investigated for identity theft and trying to destroy election equipment. Sleep well
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen arrested for speeding... News: Going 107MPH... straight to ULTRAFARK: In a Jeep Compass
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
White lines sweet as sugar / white lines gritted as salt / reserved for players and coaches / Bruce Arians you're at fault, so don't do it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
More than 100 Kentucky archaeological sites featured on new website, including Saltpeter Cave, which apparently had been hard to find
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked, shocked, to hear this, but another prominent Russian has died after falling from a great height. It was an "accident"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a huff over guns, 24 Republican state attorneys general threaten credit card companies with....... um, what exactly? You gonna ban credit cards in your states?
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Lithium prices have tripled in a year and continue their crazy increases
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(Midland Daily Farking News)
 
 
 
LA journalism teacher farking suspended for farking refusing to censor farking student publication is farking unsuspended. Fark yeah
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Before you kick out the problem roommate, you probably should hide all the knives
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Sat September 17, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Off-roading tour goes too far off-road
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(NPR)
 
 
 
5th Circuit Court: Facebook and Twitter have no right to remove Nazis and terrorists from their websites
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Fri September 16, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"This humongous storm blowing in is keeping me from seeing Russia from my house"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trail of slime leads officials to scene of the crime
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate attempts to solve maintenance problem by committing arson. With his daughter in the house
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany invades three Russian oil refineries. Tanks, Vlad
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(US News)
 
 
 
Mentally ill Federal inmate sends incoherent document claiming to be part of Mar-a-Lago case. Court officials shrug, say it looks about the same as Trump's filings, add it to the docket
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin accuses Ukraine of targeting Russian officials. That's the joke
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
And the third allegation, et la troisième allégation...sexual assault, agression sexuelle
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Thu September 15, 2022
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The next season of The Bear will feature a crab recipe
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ukrainians in recaptured villages recount the exploits of Brave Sir Russian
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New UK health secretary urges staff to be positive, be precise, and not use Oxford commas
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Nazis spreading across Sunshine State
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Wed September 14, 2022
(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Florida Man appears in show about moonshiners. Florida Man is arrested for making moonshine
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two youths apprehended in roadside corn heist in what is probably the most Calgary crime of all time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
All those nightmare scenarios that pro-choice activists warned about if abortion were outlawed? They're all coming true. Louisiana woman forced to travel 1,400 miles to NYC "in excruciating pain" to abort her fetus that failed to develop a skull
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's the over under on a back the blue flag holder is still mounted in the bed?
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Tue September 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Yeah, but with inflation these days, that only gets you the Supreme Court, six Senators and a dozen or so congresspeople
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Owner of Fraud Guarantee LLC reports to prison
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Hunter in Huntington in unbearable pain after fashion faux pas
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Fat Tony's yard trimmings disposal service wanted for questioning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former MLB pitcher who became a cop died in a crash on 9/11. No, not that crash. No, not that 9/11
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Sun September 11, 2022
(WYMT)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's a bad idea to go beyond the gate at Cumberland Falls
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Mammoth Cave is very large. A helicopter crashed there
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Fri September 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Step on up, Texas DPS Chief Col. Steven McCraw. Looks like you're the next contestant on "public officials who may actually pay a price for lying about the Uvalde police being craven cowards"
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Capital punishment in the US: We swab your arm to stop infection before inserting the needle. In Iran: If you die of a heart attack waiting to hang with the other 16 people being hung that day, it doesn't count, so they hang your corpse (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Okay, threatening public officials is a horrible trend, but damn if I don't gotta give props to "Chucklefark Zodiac Killer"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Dunkin' gets a chokin'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Being arrested for buying meth and fentanyl outside of a fast food restaurant isn't the best career move, Ms. Head of the Louisiana State Board of Private Security Examiners
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Wed September 07, 2022
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Mt. Rainier "venting," USGS says it's normal, Iraqi Minister agrees
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why is it that the word "Former" always seems to precede the title of a Republican or conservative leaning position, like military or police, when speaking out publicly against Trump
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Somebody went through leaked Oath Keepers membership lists and found names of law enforcement officials and politicians. Hilarity ensues
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Officials warn "extremely toxic" juvenile orange-tinged creature with a bad combover is wreaking havoc in Florida
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
After nearly two decades of constant operational problems, Cedar Point officials have decided to retire the Top Thrill Dragster, "the world's tallest, fastest roller coaster that doesn't work"
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Tue September 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
These boots are made for-penguin walking. Penguin included, batteries not
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Local officials celebrate the opening of a new footbridge in the Democratic Republic of Congo by cutting an apparently load-bearing ceremonial ribbon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Demolishing schools after a mass shooting has become common enough that there is a federal grant process available"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 195 of WW3: Russians buying millions of rockets and artillery shells from North Korea. Ukranian officials report that Orcs are being outfitted with Soviet-era weapons that are often not combat-ready. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
Hero
 
When a Uvalde teacher was shot and lay bleeding for an hour before help arrived, 16 people did what they could to comfort her - even though one of them was also wounded. If only school administrators and police cared as much as 4th-graders
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Mon September 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If only there were a way to mark these hazards to navigation
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Sun September 04, 2022
(NY1)
 
 
 
No need to tell those people in the projects about the arsenic in their drinking water, amirite?
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Fri September 02, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man vs. woodchuck
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Meet Nicole Ogburn, Uvalde teacher who not only survived the shooting, but is returning to her classroom with plans to make it safer for her students. Of course, she's spending all her own money because you know what sort of officials work in Uvalde
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wanted: Men who like to dress in outrageously colorful costumes and worship another man's body
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mystery bilateral pneumonia has decided to join the party
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Thu September 01, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
Hero
 
PA governor Wolf takes the high road
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It was a dark night in Cathedral City
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham reaches the end of the plank
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Break out the mustard and the baloney, Patsy, that's a GRAND JURY
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man: Damn, I didn't budget for a really shady lawyer
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Unapproved boat ramp is watching Lake Mead masturbate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 190 of WW3: US officials war-gamed with Ukraine in the buildup to its counteroffensive, urging Kyiv to limit the scope of the operation to avoid overextending and becoming bogged down on multiple fronts. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Oh, bother
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Wed August 31, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man arrested for fishing without a license in Washington State. An arrest sounds harsh, but the fact that he wasn't fishing for salmon but cash envelopes at bank drop boxes might have had something to do with it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Party girl power: AOC posts dancing video in solidarity with embattled Finnish PM
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Vote for me" in this "sham election you can't trust" isn't resonating with voters
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Tue August 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It was the salmon mousse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add "drinkable water" to the list of things that Jackson, Mississippi is going to have to learn to live without, along with a full set of teeth and spouses from outside the family
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It appears a snake and a mouse had a baby and welcome to your nightmare
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Beer truck catches fire, shuts down interstate. Farkers everywhere inconsolable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 188 of WW3: US and EU officials say Ukraine has successfully used resistance warfare method developed by US special operations forces to fight back against Russia and bog down its military. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Meatpacking worker holds "find the lucky coin" contest without clearing it with her bosses first
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Bronx woman enters bathroom, takes sudden detour to cellar. Scary part is how much the landlord might raise rent when he finds out it's now a multilevel unit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man of the Hole becomes Man in the Hole
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 187 of WW3: UN inspectors traveling to Zaporizhzhia NPP. Officials say UKR has successfully used resistance warfare method developed by US SO forces to fight against Orcs bog down its military. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After this Friday, you freeloaders won't be mooching free covid tests from Uncle Sugar any more. GOOD ‐ back in my day we didn't have ANY fancy immunoassays even if we wanted to PAY for it, and we LIKED it
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Sun August 28, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♬ ♪ (Under the boardwalk) Someone has a gun (Under the boardwalk) Shooter's still on the run (Under the boardwalk) One dead, four injured above (Under the boardwalk) We won't be falling in love (Under the boardwalk) Boardwalk ♪ ♬
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(Big Island Video News)
 
 
 
Remember that you can only take 3 ounces of meth in your carry-on baggage, and put the other pound and a half or so in your checked baggage
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Deputy arrested. Immediately pays $175K bail. Nothing suspicious there
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Worker injured at Santa's Village. No word if the incident was elf-inflicted
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Sat August 27, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dutch soldiers shot in Indianapolis. Officials rudder not say why
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How bad did he fark up? Intelligence Officials will be presenting a "damage assesment" to Congress
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Last October the CIA put out an urgent notice to agents that a large number of informants had been captured and/or killed in the past year. At the time, they blamed recruiting practices, but what if
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man guilty of smuggling reptiles in his pants, not just being happy to see you
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hello Muddah, hello Faddah. Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining. And they say we'll have some fun when my monkeypox is waning
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(Netscape)
 
 
 
Award-winning student newspaper at Nebraska school publishes its latest edition with LGBTQ articles and editorials. Guess what happens afterwards
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Woman pulls gun at Five Guys after being cut in line by Three Girls
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"'Rock snot' spreads into second river in Michigan's Lower Peninsula"
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ignore that soylent green aftertaste
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Democrats get an unprecedented reacharound wait I read that wrong
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(The Register)
 
 
 
China's Chongqing manufacturing hub (PC components and the like) powering down indefinitely. end of line
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How should Vanessa Bryant spend her $16 million?
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Wed August 24, 2022
(UPI)
 
Video
 
Ugly-ass Philippine spotted deer fawn born at British zoo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Little League World Series has racism controversy, but they investigated themselves and found no wrong doing
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Tue August 23, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Finally, school supplies kids can put to use immediately and that will last them the rest of their lives
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Lighthouse in Bremen, Germany in danger of falling into the sea. Donkey, dog, cat, and rooster unavailable for comment
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
... --- ... .-.-.- / --- .... --..-- / ..-. .- .-. -.- / .. - --..-- / -- .- -. .-.-.-
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Southern Man spray paints Nazi symbols on a Pride rainbow, creating general confusion as to what exactly gay nazis might be trying to celebrate
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
To conserve life, alleviate suffering, promote health, do no harm, and film kids in the bathroom
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana measure misses in Nebraska because proponents were too high to sign a petition
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Come and see what NYC mass transit looks like before the coatings of squalor are laid down
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Under Trump, people leaving Immigration and Customs Enforcement were told to ICE everything on their cellphones
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Mon August 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Words are dangerous things
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Portable toilet carrier gets the runs in Raleigh
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Coming soon to Discovery - Naked and Agitated: Appalachian Trail
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
A Hiker on New Hampshire's Cannon Mountain proves "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls" by TLC is not just a work of timeless art, but indeed as a philosophy in music appreciation, the very essence of the Ultimate Life Lesson for Hikers within us all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian officials agree to open Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant to UN inspectors, preferably not with explosives
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Danube is no longer blue, but it is filled with WWII shipwrecks
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Let the other shoe drop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman who stole Pelosi's laptop on Jan 6th: "I took Nancy [Pelosi's] hard drives. I don't care. Kill me, Like [they're] gonna arrest me. They'll never take me alive." Now: Can I please have off house arrest so I can go the Ren Faire?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donnie Boy is in a world of hurt. Never mess with America's intelligence agencies. They come armed to the fight knowing every move you have ever made
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Fri August 19, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A 81-year-old Danish woman traveling from Africa to Canada was arrested at Warsaw airport on suspicion of illegal possession of heroin worth over $515,000. Go Granny Go
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Cessna 152 coming in for landing." "No, Cessna 340 coming in for landing." "No, Cessna 152 coming in for landing" "We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion"
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Thu August 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eighteen former Trump administration officials confirm water is wet
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"It stinks"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Rugby player suspended for giving out UFIAs. "It's a disgusting tactic, but it happens"
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Yellowstone National Park officials investigating discovery of foot found floating in hot spring. Authorities searching for person who looks defeated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
China is now swabbing the mouths of fish caught at sea for covid. Next up, face masks for fish, just as soon as they can figure out how to make the mask stay on
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Early contender for Pulitzer consideration emerges as one intrepid reporter armed with just a photo of a man stuck in an outhouse manages to dig up the backstory, the state wildlife officials involved, and the scene of the crime: the Big Hole
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(9 News)
 
 
 
It's coming right for us
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another Tank eliminated creating serious international complications
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Wed August 17, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kiss of death: Woman charged with murder for meth-laced smooch with inmate during jailhouse visit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kabul goes Kaboom
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxers are cheering polio outbreaks because stigginit or something
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Everything is more contagious in Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've reached the "it's quicker to list whose body hasn't been found at Lake Mead" stage
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
House explosion sends Lolo man hihi
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian officials address new explosions in Crimea. "I can't stand it, I know you planned it"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Poliovirus detected in NYC sewage; health officials urge people to stop drinking sewage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Дворцовый переворот неизбежен
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows? Never met him, he got us coffee sometimes, anyway, he took those documents and planted them with the FBI, which are my property anyway, so please excuse me, I'm late for my ketchup omelette
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Mon August 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Many illegal contact flags were thrown in preseason Week 1. "Why should I have to improve my defensive technique? LET ME HOLD THE WR. UNFAIR." Can we get a BooFarkingHoo tag already
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The latest tax avoidance scheme opening up in posh London real estate: American candy stores where officials don't know who owns them, don't know who runs them, and can't figure out a reason they exist
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Taliban cleric killed by leg bomb, worrying arms control experts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
From the people that thought COVID-19 was somehow racist, comes Clade I and Clade II. Spanish Flu is spinning in its grave
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Sun August 14, 2022
(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
Remember those 10 people that recently died in a fire in PA? Well this story gets worse. Much worse, and we probably aren't done
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
That meteor was not big enough
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Sat August 13, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you plan on reading only one story today about raccoons in cages on a house's roof in a Florida neighborhood, you may as well settle for this one
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
That's a nice floating playground you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cops in rich Boston 'burb discover the IT guy who's been running their department web site for free for the last 20 years apparently no longer works for the town. Whoopsie
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Fri August 12, 2022
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Anybody need to take a pit stop?
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
The United States has been "furiously" writing a new nuclear deterrence theory to address threats from both Russia and China. Might want to add a golf course in Florida to the list
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
DHS OIG Cuffari was given a memo about the deleted secret service messages. He like, kept it secret. I mean, it's right in the name
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Whoa, check it out; my paws are HUGE"
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Thu August 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Of course the Cincinnati FBI field office crasher with a nail gun was in D.C. on January 6. Anyways, he's dead
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Putrid smell still lingering in N.J." Select punch line: 1. "Must be a day ending in 'y'." | 2. "Stopped reading there." | 3. "Something something Trump National Golf Course"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
PTown: Oh crap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This year's Bordeaux vintage will have extra-heavy hints of smoke, desolation
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
You're mad at the FBI. Ok. But attacking their field office might not be the brilliant plan you think it is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Headline: "Record Death Valley flooding a once-in-1,000-year event". Climate change: "Hold my beer"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Terminator: "I need your clothes, your wallet, and your phone"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Judge weighs more than a duck and therefore was not a witch
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Wed August 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Polish up your sticks, its Whacking Day in Florida...for pythons
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Crypto is still legit and safe, right guys?
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Mon August 08, 2022
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Here's your next conspiracy theory fuel, starting tonight at 8:00 PM in downtown San Antonio, and starring the US Army
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news, NFL fans. The League has heard your complaints and is excited to announce that you'll get to see offenses bailed out of third-and-long situations by ticky-tack illegal contact penalties at a much higher rate this season
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Two Waltons are charged with producing homemade child sexual abuse material
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good: City officials disbanded an entire local police department and fired the agency's police chief and assistant chief in response to an officer's racist text message. Wow: in Alabama
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Whale stuck in the River Seine to get a taste of the C
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Sat August 06, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Hmm... what could make this timeline worse?" "I dunno... how about we bring polio back?"
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials remind you not to erase the data on your phone, just in case they need information to use against you
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Family sets off model rocket on baseball field. And judging by the pictures, it looks like something went wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Driver is in custody after plowing through a crowd of spectators in a Navajo Nation parade, injuring multiple people, including 2 police officers
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Thu August 04, 2022
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meth Fishing: All fun and games until you reach your shark limit
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Somewhere in between "As god is my witness" and "Shiat's on fire, yo" lies this story
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
This timeline is just plain farking with us all at this point
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Someone call Colin Jost and Pete Davidson
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Wed August 03, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly, 300,000 tires
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
3 bizarre stories of Oregon, involving shipwrecks, "Goonies kind of treasure," and LSD. Keep Portland weird
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(AP News)
 
 
 
11 injured as large fire breaks out at warehouse outside Moscow. Polonium not suspected. Yet
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Wealthy Hamptons residents are being asked not to water their lawns so much due to a drought and an ensuing water shortage. This will go over well
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
I thought hemorrhoid cream was supposed to relieve the burning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DoJ: It's Pat
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Tue August 02, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sinners, repent: The end of the world is nigh
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(WTTW)
 
 
 
Following national coverage of a local bakery getting vandalized over a drag brunch, village officials step in to show their support for by threatening the bakery with fines if they host another event
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
NASA's string theory
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
MMA fighter gets the worst broken nose EVER, calls it minor then begs referee to let the combat continue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spain warns heatwave threatens olive oil. Popeye already en route
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Must have been a very large spider
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man in the storm drain wants Mountain Dew and privacy
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Armed store owner almost disarms assault rifle brandishing robber
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
If you ditched your mobile home under the highway, the Kansas City police would like a word with you
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Mon August 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor Andy Beshear: Don't put away your floaties yet
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
You Go Back Jack, Do It Again, Wheels Turning Around And Round
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vitro forklift accident claims woman's life. How many kids was she trying to have?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Oil prices slick down
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Sun July 31, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Instead of World War III, maybe we should be calling the Russian/Ukraine conflict the Drone Wars
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Sat July 30, 2022
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Homemade experimental car skids across highway, takes out multiple road signs, and ends up in the ditch. Did I say car? I mean airplane
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robb Elementary School principal will not be scapegoated for the failures of the Uvalde Police
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
New York Polio case matches samples previously found in the destitute third world nations of UK and Israel
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a 7 year old girl, how loud are the parents screams of anguish?
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Wed July 27, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
And now Mark Meadows' aide is cooperating with the DOJ
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Border officers find banned beetle in a shipment of agave leaves. Pete Best unavailable for comment
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Should the NFL worry about a concurrent league? The short answer: no. The long answer: Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We're number one!
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked, armed, and doing pushups in the middle of the highway is no way to spend your Thursday, sir
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not the best time to take your Yosemite vacation
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Mon July 25, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man heads to the Far Side after all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Racing to catch snails? How fast are they?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 152 of WW3: UKR says they are confident of battlefield progress in southern Kherson. ORC missile strikes hit Odesa. UKR officials working on "Plan B" to get grain exports out. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(Mississippi Today)
 
 
 
Lawyer hired by MS to find welfare fund fraud finds welfare fund fraud, issues subpoenas, and is fired for not notifiying government officials he notified. Difficulty Factor: Gov. Bryant, Brett Favre, rightwing talk radio network
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Maybe recession, maybe not
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oooh, you lucky bastard
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia claims it destroyed four HIMARS launchers in Ukraine, along with the Death Star, thirteen Unicorns, the concept of romantic love, the color blue, and next week's episode of Blyaat the Caat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
That guy who put his sister in a coma for two years won't be serving a day in jail
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Georgia's spaceport deal crashes and burns
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In its effort to be more forthright and transparent about illegally deleting text messages, the Secret Service has lawyered up
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Thu July 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Covid's still going strong in this rumble, but Monkeypox looks to be going for a steel chair and-Wait, is that? BY GAWD THAT'S POLIO'S MUSIC"
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Hotel strike could mean Comic Con attendees will sleep in unclean rooms with trash piling up. Attendees describe the experience as "just like home"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Teenagers are so manky, even sharks can't eat them
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Wed July 20, 2022
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
The house subby spent many years growing up in the '70s and '80s made the news in Akron. Well, the garage did anyways
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rudy to go sweat rivers of hair dye in Fulton County
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Local officials around the nation are coming to the slow realization that maybe leaving lead water pipes in place until they actually start killing people isn't such a great idea because white people might be hurt by it, too
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ohio Supreme Court strikes down Ohio Congressional maps just in time (slow down now, pardner) for the 2024 election
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Now testin' ain't easy but it's necessary. Got to check for covid in the dysentery. They look for virus in the flo-ow. BA.5 and those be-fo'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cause #532465 of the downfall of the Republic: rule by fiat as no laws can actually get passed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big-12, Pac-12 decide not to form alliance to oppose newly empowered Big Ten and SEC, cite lack of revenue-driving potential. Almost as if it's a trap
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Democrats' new tactic: Target voters the GOP has mind-controlled for four decades
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hot air balloons that go up must come down eventually, usually faster when they collide with other hot air balloons
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry has apparently taken his method acting a little too far for his next movie "Madea Robs a Bank"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EMS declines to show up at shooting due to being invited to more popular shooting
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Pissed Off Trucker" died doing what he apparently hated doing
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Introducing: The Prophet Maohammed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"By Tuesday"
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
According to the 'narrative' the Uvalde police gave the Texas Dept. of Public Safety, there was 'zero hesitation' on the part of these 'heroes'. Also, they saved over 500 lives. Now, where's their parade and medals?
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Sat July 16, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not content with letting children die in a hail of gunfire, off-duty Texas cops are now forcing their way into houses to confront teens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Kentucky, local Republican Party officials are trading in their dog whistles for foghorns
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Lytton, BC, famous for burning to the ground last summer, is on fire
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Instead of backing the blue, Republican lawmakers would rather avoid the blue when it comes to seeing first hand how capital police were treated on January 6th
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two years ago, UK meteorologists predicted what weather would be like in 2050. They were off by 28 years
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(Axios)
 
 
 
988 prepares to launch
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Despite the free company guns and all the leftover racism you can take home to share, Homeland Security ranks last in its category of best places to work for the government
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Get ready to mask up again, LA
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Thu July 14, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Old news: flashing people at the pool. Today's news: flashing the jury pool
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fifth shark attack in two weeks leaves man injured. Why is he still in the water?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The monkey pox, it burns
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
New hiking rules in California Sierra prevent visitors from sharing their lunch with bears or becoming lunch themselves
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Help, my leg is sinking. No, just the one leg
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
If you had a wreck where your car split in half and you left the scene unscathed then the Bakersfield PD would like a word with you, and Marvel would probably be interested as well
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Hey officers, I went that-a-way
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Stormfront strikes DC, causing massive property damage and disrupting transfer of power. This is not a repeat from Jan. 6, 2021, but TFG's staffers plead the Fifth out of habit
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Tue July 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kentucky to end 2022 with budget surplus; rumors of "Mother of all Fark Parties" in Lexington yet to be denied or confirmed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sometimes, acting doesn't pay, so you have to turn to worker's compensation fraud
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(Independent)
 
 
 
NYC's Emergency Management Agency randomly decides to start airing a PSA on what to do during a nuclear attack. They later clarified that everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Taylor Hawkins' son Shane honors his late father with a live performance of "My Hero"
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Butte severed legs mystery leaves police, victim stumped
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Being that "assholiness" and "glorious leader" are already taken, Putin decides upon being called simply and most humbly "ruler". Boring story to the left, better job titles for Putin to the right
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Mon July 11, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a momentous Monday with the momentous you with the momentous 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC's safety plan in case of nuclear attack unveiled. Surprisingly tuck your head between your legs and yelling 'Oh shiat' not mentioned
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Covid-19 wins against the house in Macau
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As the West runs out of water, landowners and officials are joining forces to find solutions that accept they must share equally in an increasingly limited...Nah, just kidding. They're doing everything possible to get theirs and screw everyone else
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Classic Rock station goes with eagle flag for another month due to outrage
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana Fish Wildlife and Parks is studying the best way to handle floaters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan was upset about January 6th attack, in typical Conservative fashion it is because he had a personal connection to some of the victims
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
German foreign minister visits Nagasaki, doesn't mention the war, lets mayor and war survivors mention it to her in graphic detail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter assembling the Delaware Legal Avengers to force Leon Musk to go to the altar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Awesome children's museum has live family exhibit
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Reminder: Boris Johnson hasn't resigned
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
ONEOK is not OK. There was a BOOM today
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Aloha means goodbye
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Great. How about just making it children in general?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri reports rare case of starving amoeba
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Fri July 08, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Officials cheesed as hazardous liquid spilled through grate, causing udder chaos down river though brielieved to be accidental. Safety team may have lost their whey, claim plumbing contractor skimmed profits. Environmentalists not amoosed
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Michigan man rescued attempting to reenact 2021 hike where family of three died because he didn't believe the cause of death. Vows to try Donner route in February after bingeing another season of CSI
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Horse unstable
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Another dead body removed from Lake Mead, reducing the water level that much more
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Exposed joints on paving project causing tire blowouts. Nothing to see here, officials claim
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Some IT guy)
 
 
 
College of the Desert in Palm Desert, California to soon have a number of IT department openings. Check their website for details... just not today
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Naked Florida man on I-75 mounts tractor-trailer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sri Lankan economy has completely collapsed as they run out of fuel and food. This is when things start to get... not so very nice
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How do you fall up?
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Portion of 'America's Stonehenge' destroyed by explosion. No word if drummer from Spinal Tap was visiting area at time
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"I'm going to paint a masterpiece ..................... with my face". "Okay, but why the big pause?" "Because I'm a bear"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When your yacht spills diesel fuel into the lake, that's pure, that's pure Michigan
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"IS THERE A BLACK MAGIC WOMAN IN THE HOUSE?" Carlos Santana rushed to hospital after collapsing during Detroit concert. Fans asked to pray, while Michigan FARKers complaints how Pine Knob isn't Detroit go to the right
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Tue July 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ sues Arizona over voter restriction law that was previously shot down by SCOTUS in 2013
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Lions, and tigers, and bears, and potential threats, oh my. Shelter in place
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nice driveway you have there. Be a shame if you tried to park your car on it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sierra Leone Football Association to investigate two "suspicious" playoff matches. What could possibly be suspicious about two matches that ended 95-0 and 91-1?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Charlotte is being invaded by robots
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Darren Bailey, GOP nominee for Illinois governor: "Hey, none of *my* loved ones are splattered along that parade route, so let's all just move on and celebrate before their blood even dries"
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(WKZO Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea demonstrates the truly awesome power of flushing all their toilets at the same time
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Mon July 04, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Happy 4th of July Akron. Celebrate your freedom with a 9pm curfew to curb protests over a police shooting. Also, no fireworks
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"We have never had an incident like this occur", and those beaches will be open, this is gonna be the best summer we ever had
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
MAGA terrorists threaten Arizona elections officials into resignation
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Sat July 02, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Go big or don't go at all. Bonus points if you guessed where without checking the tag
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Trump's extorting of foreign officials didn't stop with Ukraine. He wanted Sweden to do him a "favor" A$AP
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Vermont's newest hide-and-seek champion, the small whorled pogonia, is an orchid described as "federally-threatened." Aren't we all, these days?
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
North Korea says their COVID numbers are floating upward because South Korea put them in balloons
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
As deadline passed last midnight on getting COVID-19 vaccinations, 1 out of 10 Army National Guard troops still not vaccinated. B'bye, dumbasses
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Du nuh... Du nuh... Du nuh
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