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Thu December 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Last week, Trump fired the head of CISA for debunking Trump's lies about election fraud on his agency's official blog. Today the agency pushed an update to that blog. HERO TAG: The update debunks two more of Trump's pet conspiracy theories
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After saying fired cybersecurity official Chris Krebs should be shot, Trump lawyer Joseph diGenova resigns....from the Gridiron Club
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warp Speed official on the Covid vaccine: 'We are not going to turn anybody away - we're just going to accept some people - many people - sooner than you"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP officials are having a Schrödinger's Trump moment. They are happy he will turn out the vote with his support of the Senate candidates, yet are uneasy that he will be himself and make things worse
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Wed December 02, 2020
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Welcome to OHIO! Ha ha, now you are stuck in Ohio as the Ohio Department of Health officially recommends Ohioans not travel to Ohio
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An unnamed senior US administration official has said Israel was behind the assassination of Iran's top nuclear scientist. John Barron, John Miller, Carolin Gallego and David Dennison unavailable for comment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What kind of world is it where a well-connected government official can't live high on the hog thanks to her husband's side hustle as a drug dealer?
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(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
Proud Virginia patriots declare their county a "First Amendment Sanctuary" after tyrannical governor orders them to stop being plague rats. Difficulty: They're already a Second Amendment Sanctuary. Can you be a sanctuary for two amendments?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hoards of Russian space officials are being fired or arrested. Noticable absent is the boss who sure knows the art of blaming underlings for his lack of success
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia election official Gabriel Sterling unloads on Trump and GOP senators at a press conference. Beautiful (video at bottom of article and in Fark thread)
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Tue December 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The First 100 Days. Now there's a term I haven't heard in a long time. A long time
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Quibi's 15 minutes are officially over
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'100% of Americans that want the vaccine will have had the vaccine' by June, says Operation Warp Speed official
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump officially re-loses Arizona, and later today is expected to successfully officially re-lose Wisconsin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"New Zealand officials file charges over deadly White Island volcano eruption". Arrest warrants issued for Rūaumoko and Madame Pele
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Sat November 28, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
It's official, Connecticut has the best pizza. Arguments to the right, cold hard truth to the left
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
It's almost like Fox News wants to kill off its viewers
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Tue November 24, 2020
(CREW)
 
 
 
"Officials at the Interior Department should be investigated for the apparent illegal creation and distribution of propaganda to prop up Trump and his re-election efforts"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Biden Transition only officially began yesterday, so, like clockwork, here's the first article about how he's blowing it
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Mon November 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The CDC officials who refused to bend the knee to Mad Emperor Trump are about to be rewarded by Biden the Beneficent
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Biden GSA transition officially begins
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Israeli PM Netanyahu secretly met with the Saudi Crown Prince in what was the first meeting of senior officials between the two countries. No word if bone saws are kosher now
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Disney security has a wide range of official and unofficial challenge coins, though it's unclear which one "Thin-Blue Line, Punisher Mickey" falls into
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Sun November 22, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
You didn't think CDC warnings and government officials would stop millions of Americans from traveling home for the Thanksgiving holiday because of the coronavirus? Come on, this is the land of the stupid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump officially files to re-lose Georgia, again
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Sat November 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan attorney general considering criminal charges for those state lawmakers and local officials helping Trump overturn the election
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Fri November 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden has officially won Georgia. If he wins it once more, he gets to be president of the country of Georgia as well
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Official Cyberpunk 2077 PC requirements revealed. If you want some of that sweet RTX you're gonna need a 30XX series GPU. Good thing they're so easy to get... oh, wait
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Wed November 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Maybe the "incite supporters to issue death threats to GOP state officials" step of the GOP's attempt to overturn the election should have been thought out more thoroughly
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Angry Liverpool fans hound VAR official out of this Sunday's match after this utter Coote screwed them in Merseyside Derby
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's your 'good luck with that Covid virus' headline of the day: "Alabama Sorority Gets Official Blessing for 600-Person Farm Party Just in Time for Holidays"
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham also talked to election officials in AZ and NV about throwing out ballots
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Mon November 16, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Emily Murphy, the GSA administrator who has the power to officially begin the Transition, and is so far refusing to do so and acknowledge Biden won, sent an email to a colleague over the weekend asking if they knew of any job openings in 2021
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci, who has seen six prior transitions, says it would be better for America if public health officials could start working now with the Biden transition teams. Maybe because they actually want to WORK, not, say, play hooky for 5 months
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Sat November 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
North and South Dakota fight over who will get the honor of naming SARS-CoV-2 their official state virus
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Head of Election Assistance Commission, appointed by President Trump and unanimously confirmed by the Republican-controlled Senate, says folks should accept election results and stop threatening election officials
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Fri November 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elected official sued by aides who say he "believes he is above the very law" he is supposed to uphold, is abusing his office to "advance personal interests" and "less rational in his decision making and unwilling to listen to criticism". Not him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The WH is demanding that no administration officials assist Biden with his transition. Fortunately however, at the rate Trump burned through personnel, there are LOTS of FORMER Trump officials who are more than willing to lend a hand
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If there was one thing Johnny Mac taught his kids, it was how to hold a grudge. After Arizona is officially called for Biden, Meghan McCain tweets "I like people who don't lose Arizona"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump, to White House officials: Am I allowed to pardon myself? What about my family? What if, say, I wanted to issue a pre-emptive pardon for something someone might, you know, charge me for in the future? Just speaking hypothetically, of course
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Wed November 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Arizona judge rejects Trump team's request to seal evidence in lawsuit over Maricopa County votes. The Election officials convinced the judge that the public "has a right to know how flimsy Plaintiffs' evidence actually is"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charleston's airport evacuated due to suspicious package. Local officials say it was labeled as barbecue but no mustard could be detected in the sauce
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mike Patton is back with Mr. Bungle. This isn't your wacky circus music version of the band; it is the unapologetic thrash metal re-recording of their first demo album. LGT their newest official video
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's official. The President has finally broken Daniel Dale
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Tue November 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So while Trump and his republican enablers are refusing to accept the election results Trump is also firing a bunch top Pentagon officials, because reasons
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
DC's Smithsonian Museum of the American Indian to officially open Tau'ri Stargate on Wednesday
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National security officials concerned that ex-President Trump could reveal everything he knows
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Why did officials lock out some poll watchers at Detroit's main ballot counting location? Combination of Republicans and Democrats each having over 100 more poll watchers than allowed and Republicans being jerks
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Mon November 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Top DOJ official overseeing voter fraud investigations nopes the fark out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
As if you had any doubt, the Mark of the Beast is now officially upon the Trump administration
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today's headline brought to you by a blistering lack of self-awareness: "Like, we're really actually not criminals"
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Sat November 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
NewsFlash
 
It's officially over. Biden is now President-elect
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Fri November 06, 2020
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
So a rather shady character paid a PI $2500 to put tracking devices on the vehicles of two top officials in the Missouri governor's office. He told the PI it was about not getting a government contract, things got weird, the FBI is investigating
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Gritty has now become the official mascot of the 2020 election. So say we all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top NYPD official, who runs the office combating workplace harassment, relieved of his command after being accused of posting racist comments on cop message boards online
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Wed November 04, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump has officially reached that awkward stage between bargaining and depression
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(Newsy)
 
 
 
The Grammys has officially changed the name of the "World Music" category. The award will now be called "Pretentious Crap No One Actually Listens To, And Why Do They Have 14 Drummers In the Band, Anyways?"
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Tue November 03, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This is not your Official Fark 2020 Election Night thread, it's your regular MSNBC weekday thread at 7PM. Please join us
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Mon November 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fourth refrigerated morgue arrives in El Paso where local officials are still battling covidiots in the Texas state government to impose a lockdown
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beginning election night Twitter to place warning labels on certain accounts that claim early victory in advance of official declarations. I wonder if they will be orange ... for 'liar, liar, pants on fire' of course
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois official preaches COVID restrictions by day, breaks his own rules at night
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Justice has simply stopped investigating the shooting of Tamir Rice by Cleveland PD. In August 2019, DoJ denied a request from 2017 to empanel a grand jury, effectively ending the investigation; has not *officially* ended it. [Sad] doesn't come close
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaay × 75. In unrelated news if you understand the reference you are officially jumping the shark old
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texans have officially cast more votes so far than in all of 2016. And it's not even election day yet
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Thu October 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top U.S. officials briefed on an active threat against Pentagon leaders for Trump's illegal assassination of Iranian Gen. Qassem Soleimani in January
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Emails show that the U.S. Secretary of State mixed personal and official business. Lock her up. Lock her up. Lock her ... what? ..... who? ... Oh, it was Mike Pompeo? ... Oh well.... Lock her up. Lock her up
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Since there aren't more pressing issues to deal with at the moment, opposition calls for Trudeau to make an official apology for something his father did 50 years ago
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh yeah. A hurricane is about to make landfall in New Orleans, because why not. This is your official Fark Hurricane Zeta thread
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Tue October 27, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Official Janeway statue unveiled. Just try not to get lost on your way to visit it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. New official tourism slogan: "Kazakhstan, Very nice"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU officials fear there won't be enough Covid-19 vaccines for all Europeans until 2022. In related news, EU officials have never met or heard of EU anti-vaxxers
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
It was so nice of the coal company to give a $2 million makeover to an abandoned mine. Oh, it was federal, state and local taxes that did it? It was SO nice of the federal, state and local officials to clean up after the coal company
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle allowing designated blocks to be closed for COVID-safe trick-or-treating, although officials warn that it's still possible even in those 'safe' areas to get candy corn
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Mon October 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
News: Republicans campaign for Biden. Fark: High ranking ex-Trump officials campaign for Biden
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan is officially very nice
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Sun October 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's official: Trump has given up on stopping the coronavirus. Though, can you 'give up' something you never really attempted?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan: Students must wear masks and practice social distancing. Christian School: We're suing you for violating our constitutional rights. State Officials: We're shutting you down
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Sat October 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trumpers discover how to interfere with voting without physical confrontation -- making so much noise voters can't hear instructions from election officials. In a swing state, yes
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Fri October 23, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Election official will extend election results deadline based on well reasoned delay based on massive mail-in voting. Canada beats the US at democracy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Top U.S. official hit by the Trump bus. A repeat from what seems like every farking week since the before-time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Behind the smear: The RW attempt to reboot PizzaGate, this time with Hunter Biden. Only now it's being amplified by GOP officials
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Officials say Russia's ability to change vote tallies nationwide is limited." Well, that's a relief. Wait, what
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Norwegian official responsible for Daylight Saving Time in the country apologizes for adding an additional hour to what "has already been a very demanding year"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign is officially the Q Continuum, embracing the unhinged far right conspiracy theories borne out of a major leftist prank on Reddit
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
The Official Dungeons & Dragons Cookbook' has been published. The lack of Mountain Dew or Cheeto recipes must have been an oversight
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Officials say hiker who was missing for 12 days in Zion National Park may not quite be telling the truth
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Wed October 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
So, "one month per letter," NASCAR? Is that the official standard?
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
You guys know how to pole vault? Official "Tremors" documentary lands on YouTube
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Tesla tries to stiff German water officials, gets their tap shut off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And Sony's official response to all those rumors swirling around about Tobey Maguire & Andrew Garfield being casted in Marvel's Spider-Man 3?: "Those rumored castings are not confirmed." Make of that what you will
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Strange slime found on rails slowing trains in CT. Officials consider playing Jackie Wilson to see if conditions improve
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
On February 24th when Trump was lying to the American people and telling them the Coronavirus "is very much under control in the USA" Senior WH officials were meeting with GOP donors and Wall Street execs and telling them "SELL Mortimer, SELL"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fauci, Birx, and Redfield, Trump's top COVID officials, are finally over his B*llshiat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yes, South Dakota Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg killed a man with his car. No, he hasn't denied it. No, he hasn't been charged or even placed on leave from his official duties. Yes, he's white and a Republican, why do you ask?
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Tue October 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: The Cook Political Report shifts three Senate races towards Democrats. News: TX, AK, and GA. Fark: TX and AK go from "likely" to "lean" R, but Georgia is now officially a "toss up"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Big 12 acknowledges officials gave Texas 39 extra seconds during the fourth quarter
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Mon October 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, how is America's totally 100% safe re-opening of schools going? School officials: *crickets* CDC: *crickets* Watchdog groups: *crickets* News media: Uhhh... here's an article about how nobody knows?
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Sat October 10, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Not wearing a face mask. Half the distance to the goal. Automatic first down"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's official: John Oliver is full of crap
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Fri October 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The debate has been officially canceled
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Though the DOC union head says he would prefer not to, NYC officials announce plans to send 'The Tombs' to the tomb
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Residents in Virginia now being warned to stay away from hairy, venomous caterpillars by officials. Subby thought this was a given
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative media has weighed in on last night's debate, and it's official: Kamala Harris smirked too much, and therefore Joe Biden's campaigned is now doomed
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Wed October 07, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Health officials say if you attended a beer fest, you might have had enough beer to forget how bad an idea it is to attend a beer fest during a pandemic
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Official promo for the new season of Jersey Shore released
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The official PS5 teardown is here and it is glorious
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You might think manslaughter is a little steep for the father of a boy who accidently shot himself, until you hear he'd been warned by child protection officials to secure his weapons last October
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House officials blocking strict new federal guidelines for the emergency release of any coronavirus vaccine. Why? Trump needs to be 'The One' to announce a vaccine before the election [Link updated: guidelines have been released anyway]
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump official on the White House: This Place is a cesspool and we'll be lucky to live through it
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Mon October 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trump departs from Walter Reed, covered live via official video feed from 1996
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
In "wow, that sucks" news, Denis Villeneuve's "Dune" is officially being moved from its December 2020 release date to October 2021
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sunday Night Football broadcasters whine after being "compelled" by Santa Clara County officials to wear masks in the booth. Excuse me while I fetch my tiny violin
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Sat October 03, 2020
(COVID-19 News)
 
 
 
GOP officials in Maryland beg Trump supporters to travel to Walter Reed immediately and pray for the president. Certainly not because he's on his deathbed or anything, no, he just needs a little cheering up
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Fri October 02, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
It's officially Spooky Movie Season. What are your favorite, weirdest, scariest, grossest or most goofy Halloween Horror movies?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Awesome, an annotated list of the clown car passengers who signed on as "National Security Officials" supporting Trump's re-election
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Thu October 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just in case you had any doubt, internal memo shows DHS officials were instructed to speak sympathetically about Kenosha murderer Kyle Rittenhouse
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's October and 2020 cancelled the official Oktoberfest in Germany, but that's no reason not to do the Chicken Dance Challenge with beer in each hand; it's just like the regular chicken dance but with BEER. So it is exactly like the chicken dance
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Wed September 30, 2020
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Michelob Ultra named the official beer of MLS's brand new Austin FC. Austin kept weird
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Tue September 29, 2020
(It's time for a beer)
 
 
 
Here is the official drinking game list for tonight's geriatric roast battle. (Or post your own in the comments.)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
R v. W is officially on the table, folks. Vote if you don't want your bodies controlled by SCOTUS, women
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Ooh, he mad
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
There's now a Disney version of Cardi B's 'WAP' and people's childhoods are officially ruined
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
PA officials get naked to make sure people prepare ballots properly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Right's official policy is gradually transitioning from "pwning the libs" to "killing the libs," and people like Ron DeSantis are helping to make it legal
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Sun September 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Formula 1 officials order Lewis Hamilton to stop being uppity after winning races
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
There is a fundraiser to aid victims of the California wildfires, being orchestrated by: A). State officials, B). Love-your-neighbor-type Christians, C). Those evil and godless Atheists
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
Between the drooling asshats trashing the Appalachian Trail and the dipshiat influencers stacking stones everywhere else, "leave no trace" is officially far too confusing for most Americans
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
University officials planned for months for the resumption of fall classes amid the pandemic, spending millions of dollars to make their campuses as safe as possible, but forgot one little thing: students like to party
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Thu September 24, 2020
(American Military News)
 
 
 
Canadian woman who sent a ricin letter to the President officially charged. Prosecutors say she told to "give up and remove your application for this election." Plot was doomed from the start when she included three-syllable words in her note
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Amazon begins playing games (officially)
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Ohio election officials consulted vote suppression guru before limiting the number of ballot drop boxes
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Lakers complain LeBron is not bailed out by the officials often enough. Seriously
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Thailand officials boxed up campers' garbage and mailed it back to its owners. No word on the location of Arlo Guthrie
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Wed September 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Intelligence officials ecstatic to not have to use bright, simple graphics and Comic Sans font in a report for once
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"In interviews, a range of officials and private analysts said that Mr. Trump was feeding many of the disinformation campaigns they were struggling to halt"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vietnamese officials raid used condom factory
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NC election officials issue guidance on mail-in ballots which will allow more of them to count, immediately prompting outrage from NC GOP
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Tue September 22, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disney executive to California officials: Our mattresses full of money aren't as fluffy as they used to be, please help us reopen Disneyland
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Fall is in the air and for POC, it's officially Trump Nightmare Season
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US Covid death toll has officially crossed 200,000, a one second moment of silence for each person lost would last 55 and half hours
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Top Pentagon officials were so incensed with Trump attacking the troops that they did *checks notes* literally less than nothing
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Mon September 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fed-up New Yorkers show their love for their elected politicians ...with a massive "F-k Cuomo and de Blasio" mural painted on a Brooklyn street
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Career Census Bureau employees in July: If we cut the counting short in the midst of the pandemic it will destroy the integrity of the data an it'll look like the census was politically manipulated. Trump officials: not seeing the problem here
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Red State editor who has been trashing Dr. Fauci and dismissing COVID as a hoax works as *oh dear* a press officer at the NIH
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
2020 has been a total dumpster fire but at least we'll get the weirdness that is Marvel's "WandaVision" on Disney+ and here's the official trailer
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Election-themed toilet display lands homeowner in hot water after Michigan official calls it crap
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's official: "Antifa did it" is the new "the dog ate my homework"
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How Jared Kushner and his slenderman cronies royally farked up the US government response to coronavirus and let the free market decide (longread)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Fish oil, which was good for you, then did nothing, then might have, then might not, is really, truly, officially good for you again. For now. At least that's what it says here. *pinky swear*
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Pro football hall of fame nominees are out. Canton officials are currently inquiring if they can buy Mt. Everest to use for Peyton Manning's bust
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
With the evidence no longer spotty, solar cycle 25 has officially begun
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Internal docs show local officials knew Donnie's Tulsa rally wasn't going to be OK
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Tue September 15, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
That NYC $50 mask fine is looking like a good deal
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Nevada firm that hosted indoor Trump rally hit with $3000 fine. Company officials think that's Xtreme
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Football is officially dead," tweets noted pigskin expert Eric Trump. Maybe daddy can restart the USFL for him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having officially become one, Sally's preparing to join her hurricane brethren in New Orleans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a penalty against the Panthers on punt yesterday, the pumped-in crowd noise really let the officials have it
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Amazon has officially started its drone delivery program. Excuse me, did I say Amazon? I meant Walmart
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Iran is actively considering assassinating the US Ambassador to South Africa in retaliation for the killing of Qassem Soleimani
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Sat September 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In a part of the country where people refused to evacuate from an active Mt St Helens, officials warn the fires will create a mass fatality event
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Fri September 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's official: College towns are hot Covid-19 nightmares
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(France 24)
 
 
 
French official introduced to the Streisand Effect
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Neve Campbell is officially returning for Scream 5. You know there's a word that describes this but I can't think of it right now
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official. Vettel moves from Ferrari to Aston Martin, will race next year alongside Lance Stroll
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has an O RLY moment: "Substantial chance" Russian officials are behind Russian opposition figure Alexei Navalny's poisoning
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Wed September 09, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
The administration does not comment on pending litigation, but given that any actual lawsuit has yet to materialize, I'm happy to comment on the representative's incorrect and nonsensical assertion
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
DOJ wants to officially become Trump's personal legal team
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Edison Utilities remind you their techs won't demand entrance at 3 AM on razor scooters, & uniforms bear name of outfit founded by Menlo Park's Thomas A., not Lodi's Glenn Danzig; "I was like, 'You're wearing a Misfits t-shirt You're not official'"
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Burning Man may be canceled but idiots are still showing up
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
California officials tell 1000 people trapped by wildfire to go jump in a lake
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Sat September 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boxer DeAndre Ware performs CPR on a boxing official who was knocked out by a heart attack
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Guy who got caught cheating is mad that rich guys who are probably cheaters cheated him out of owning the Mets
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India's and China's defense ministers are meeting in Moscow to discuss their border set-to. Oh, and they also brought their own tea
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alert school officials stop another school shooting before it started. Just think how many lives they saved by suspending a student in an online class because a Nerf gun was visible in the room behind him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's list of "people endorsing Biden and denouncing Trump as reckless, incompetent and lawless" is made up of 175 current and former law enforcement officials, including sheriffs, police chiefs, state attorneys general, and US attorneys
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Thu September 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's official: There's no Trump bounce out of the conventions"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have officially gone on Celebrity Welfare, aka "signing a production deal with Netflix"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
First it was Former Trump WH staffers and DHS officials, then DOJ officials for 3 prior GOP presidents. Yesterday it was 100+ Nobel Laureates, Today it's 100 GOP politicians including former governors. It's like they're trying to tell us something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thailand's King has restored the position of his previously banished fighter pilot, ninja, bodyguard /"royal consort", officially declaring her to be "untainted". So. Many. Jokes. Must. Resist
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Wed September 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Australia's record economic growth run has officially gone down under
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FEMA changes its name to FOAD, declares it will no longer provide PPE for schools, court houses, and other related entities
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Tue September 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh my star and garters, footman, fetch my fainting couch: Interior Department IG finds that two senior Interior dept officials lied to Congress (which is a felony) about why they moved BLM HQ to Colorado
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
Revealing interview with retired senior official at NSA (No Such Agency). His advice to Pres. Biden on how to right the ship at the Intel Community: "Immediately send any and all Trump appointees and loyalists packing. Let none of them linger"
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Unlike traditional marriages, the two fell in love and secretly consummated their relationship well before officially announcing the wedding date." Uh, Al Jazeera, I have some bad news for you
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Now that Sprint has been officially dropped, what its merger with T-Mobile means for its customers (hint: rhymes with "shmeyer shprices")
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Officials of Killarney, Ireland condemn 'disgraceful' footage of young pub yobs partying in town center in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, acting like typical Irish people do
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moderna and Pfizer's vaccine candidates require ultra-low temps, raising questions about storage and distribution. "Officials at the CDC said they are aware of the issue." You're going to get a spoiled vaccine. Stick it, done
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Officials are moving it out now, but the port of Dakar, Senegal has been sitting on a pile of ammonium nitrate bigger than the one in Beirut
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
Weeners
 
Unofficial "Mull of Kintyre" rule of televising todgers finally goes limp as UK show to air an erect willy for the first time
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
What do school kids do when they don't have Wi-Fi at home? Ellas quieren Taco Bell
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Sat August 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
A top RNC official spreading conspiracy theories and making Islamophobic and sexist comments? Meh, It would be more shocking if they DIDN'T do that
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
An unqualified government official tricked housing tenants to appearing in an RNC video. "I am not a Trump supporter. I am not a supporter of his racist policies on immigration. I am a first-generation Honduran. It was my people he was sending back"
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"By the close of the 2020 Republican National Convention, nearly 500 current and former GOP officials have gone public opposing a second term for the president of their own party"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Asked to explain the lack of masks and social distancing at Trump's speech a "Senior White House official" shrugged and told CNN's Jim Acosta "Everybody is going to catch this thing eventually"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. Four RNC officials tested positive for the fake democrat hoax in North Carolina
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Paraglider has been missing since Saturday. Officials think he must have landed by now
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AP Planner: 100 days from now, the U.S. officially leaves the Paris Climate Agreement. Joe Biden: And in 146 days, we'll rejoin it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A Former Trump Official Worth Listening To : "I'm sorry Mr. President. You were hired to handle Americas worst day and you absolutely failed"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Officials import invasive beetle to control invasive plant, somehow surprised to learn that beetle now threatening other native species
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Lap dog has embarrassing public meltdown over missed call from president
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Close the storm shutters and break out the booze, because a big freakin' hurricane is coming on. This is your official Fark overnight into the morning Hurricane Laura thread. Be well, be safe fellow Farkers
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Wed August 26, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Great news, everyone. The pandemic is OVER. It's official. No, really
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brazilian rotten-meat company responsible for COVID shutdowns of its US meat processing facilities will now officially be advising the FDA on health policy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Burger King operator in China fined after officials become skeptical of good old-fashioned vintage American store-aged food
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
2020 has good news for a change. All 47 African nations have eliminated wild polio. OK, they did it four years ago, but it's official in 2020
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering whether our government would ever again move toward full throated support of the Temperance Movement, the "official" guidance on how many drinks a "moderate" man should have a day is about to be lowered from 2 to 1
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Mon August 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence officially nominated by GOP for vice president. Nikki Haley inconsolable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aaaaand it's official: Trump is nominated as the GOP candidate for president, calling this election "the most important of our lifetime". More than you know, Twitler, more than you know
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Top homeland security official "Chad Wolf" says Department of Homeland Security doesn't have the authority to send law enforcement to polling sites. Who wants to be Chad Wolf's "Replacement"?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It's official: BTS dynamites old YouTube record, collects over 101 million first-day views for group's newest music video
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Trump family has officially reached Italian opera levels of melodrama
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Announcer :"The U.S. officially has its first colored vice presidential candidate. More coming up after the game on Newsradio WTAM." Station Manager points at a calendar that reads "2020", hands announcer his pink slip
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Election officials nationwide trying to outwit the Trump Administration race to expand voting options because of his made up Postal Service crisis
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And I thought it sucked when one of the neighborhood stray cats gave birth in my backyard shed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
73 former Republican CIA, FBI heads and national security officials pledge their support for President Trump. Just kidding: they're endorsing Biden
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Simturax)
 
 
 
Stranger Things: Netflix is finally gearing up for Season 5
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"U.S. officials believe that the renewal of international sanctions will lead Iran to withdraw from the nuclear deal - and likely make it impossible for Democratic nominee Joe Biden to put the deal back together if he wins the November"
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Tue August 18, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs and Border officials take over 2,300 pills at port. Man, that must have been a hell of a party
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
In these troubled times, Applebee's offers five different $9 burger deals, good for to-go, Applebee's Delivery, and dine-in wherever public health officials allow you to luxuriate at an Applebee's
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Aspiring traffic safety official swings 5-foot tree branch dressed in Hawaiian shirt while Magnum P.I. theme plays. OK, maybe not that last part
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"It became clear to us that adhering to the guidance by national and local health officials was the right decision"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Budweiser is pushing to become the official state beer of a state full of people who don't drink beer
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Mon August 17, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
News: City official takes a bribe. Fark: payment was a goat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma high school student knowingly went to class with coronavirus, officials say. The student was identified following an anonymous tip. Wait WTF?
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Town celebrates reopening of the rebuilt historic covered bridge that was destroyed by a truck driving through. The next day the bridge is hit by a school bus driver urged by passengers to ignore the warning from the GPS
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Fri August 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The US are now officially pirates. Quick, someone call Johnny Depp
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump DHS official says SCOTUS' DACA ruling has "no basis in law" Federal Judge is NOT amused "I'm just wondering how a decision by the Supreme Court could be deemed by a federal agency to have no basis in law"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Welp, looks like the GAO is getting defunded
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official: No NCAA National Championships in fall sports this year, including football. SEC weeps
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Thu August 13, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's official: the Clan have been kicked out of Canada, and SFU is seeking a more inclusive mascot for its sports teams
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just in time for college campuses to open up, state wildlife officials report 6 cougar sightings in Michigan so far this year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Those bloody chunks of Trump she left strewn about the floor yesterday during her first official press conference as Biden's running mate are all the explanation you need as to why Biden chose Kamala
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Wed August 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It has come to this: an official spokesman for the Trump campaign publicly blasted a sitting GOP Congressman for daring to call Q-anon "a complete fabrication" and a "baseless conspiracy theory"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Colombian officials arrest two men from the US on charges they illegally sold bleachlike chemical as miracle cure for coronavirus. Care to guess which state they're from?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Authorities are searching for a bull elk seen with a tire around his neck. They say the same elk was captured on camera a month ago with the same tire. When asked if it was a Goodyear, officials said, "Not for the elk"
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Tue August 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That person with a weapon shot by the Secret Service near the White House yesterday? "No firearm was found on the suspect, said a law enforcement official who is not authorized to comment publicly." So... phaser? Disruptor? Sonic screwdriver?
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Stung by a series of probes he launched into their advertising business; Google sued then Mississippi Attorney Jim Hood in 2014 claiming he was harrassing them. The only public official they have ever sued. That decision may prove to be their undoing
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(CNN Philippines)
 
 
 
When talking about Covid19 WHO official says "we can outsmart the virus". Difficulty: Half of Americans can't outsmart themselves out of a wet paper bag let alone follow simple safety guidelines
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Some people have until Thursday to decide if they would like to get paid $30,000 not to officiate an NFL game
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump aides and advisers: Is there a way he can just issue an executive order directing the postal service to not deliver certain ballots, or just stop local officials from counting them all?
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
It's official: Baby is coming out of the corner again
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
That woman from Michigan urges the n-word guy county official to resign
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(Some Road Commissioner)
 
 
 
If you're an elected official, don't go on a rant about masks in a public meeting. But if you do, don't also drop the N-word. But if you do, don't repeat your remarks in a radio interview
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Thu August 06, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL officials have loved blowing the whistle this postseason
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