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Fri March 31, 2023
		Fed officials: The rate hikes will continue as long as there is a middle class left to complain source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	45
		How about we just ignore every ruling that SCOTUS makes until they enact an official code of ethics along with an Inspector General to enforce it? source: rawstory.com \| share:	48

Thu March 30, 2023
		Infamous NFL referee of Super Bowl XL, Bill Leavy, has thrown his final game at the age of 76 source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	21
		Seattle Audubon officially renames itself Birds Connect Seattle, so as not to honor iconic naturalist who loved preserving birds almost as much as he loved owning slaves source: apnews.com \| share:	162

Wed March 29, 2023
		So yeah, about that Gym Jordan Weaponization committee report source: politicususa.com \| share:	66

Tue March 28, 2023
		Philadelphia officials want residents to know that even though there was a major chemical spill in the Delaware River, the water is totally safe to drink "until Tuesday afternoon." After that, who knows? So drink up, fast source: npr.org \| share:	28

Mon March 27, 2023
		"The company's hired sound specialist told city officials the 250 to 300 diesel trucks that, according to the company, would be traveling through the neighborhood once the plant is in operation, wouldn't significantly increase the noise" source: nhpr.org \| share:	22
		Ermahgerd, all seven victims of Chocolate Factory explosion in Berks County have been found. Song based press conference by strangely dressed individuals of short stature expected later today source: wfsb.com \| share:	61
		Gandhi said the confrontation started as a hand-to-hand incident and turned into a shootout. That's Sikh bro source: kron4.com \| share:	20

Sat March 25, 2023
		As Dog as my witness, I had no idea pickles were flammable source: nj.com \| share:	29

Fri March 24, 2023
		Not News: Stressful time on police force leads to early retirement. News: Of the K9 comfort dog. Fark: After only 5 months on the job source: usatoday.com \| share:	23
		Big Gretch makes it official: You can work in Michigan for a decent goddamn wage source: twitter.com \| share:	175
		"At the time of the incident, Midwest City officials said they had no idea where the hole came from" source: kfor.com \| share:	50

Thu March 23, 2023
		If Putin were arrested abroad after ICC warrant it would mean a 'declaration of war,' Russian official said, with a wink and a smile source: cnn.com \| share:	36
		You can add "Making a terroristic threat against a public official" to the pile of crimes TFG has amassed over the decades. This time with photo proof source: twitter.com \| share:	108
		How to party source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	110
(Some Elector)		Newly elected election-denying Montana election official in county where 87 percent of voters cast mail ballots in elections says mail ballots can't be used in upcoming elections. Bonus: she won election by just 40 votes, most of which were mailed in source: dailymontanan.com \| share:	42

Wed March 22, 2023
		Colorado student who, based on his prior behavior, was under a "safety plan" that required him to be patted down for weapons twice a day, found the weak spot in that plan and shot the two school administrators searching him this morning source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	155
		Egyptian referee suspended for creative substitute for VAR source: bbc.com \| share:	4
		Utah has a new state flag. Officials stringently insist it looks nothing like the Michelin Man bending over and dropping a star-shaped turd source: foxnews.com \| share:	145

Mon March 20, 2023
		Everything Everywhere All At Once is now officially better than Morbius source: slashfilm.com \| share:	27
		Trump advisor to DeSantis: Your sorry-ass opponent is about to be arrested. Don't you have anything to say? source: thehill.com \| share:	62
(Some Spring-er)		March 20 is the first day of spring in the Northern Hemisphere. It will be official at 5:24 PM ET. Are you finally getting out to enjoy the warmer weather? Do you like this season? What will you do to celebrate? Subby can't wait to not to wear a coat source: farmersalmanac.com \| share:	7

Sun March 19, 2023
(Some Guy)		Bridge partially collapses after snow plow does the dangerous act of driving over bridge. Good thing the remaining 627 bridges in the county are good, well except for the 59 classified as in poor condition source: mytwintiers.com \| share:	48

Sat March 18, 2023
		Alabama football player caught spring breaking with a whole lot of pot, a whole lot of money and guns. Hell, one could have a whole lot of spring breaking fun with that source: wkrg.com \| share:	20

Thu March 16, 2023
		Texas man arrested for stealing organ from victim. Reports don't indicate which organ it is, but the victim apparently is still alive source: fox19.com \| share:	53
		Having solved all other problems, the Wisconsin legislature will name an official state rifle source: madison.com \| share:	70
		FCC officials, who are prohibited by U.S. law from owning stock in firms regulated by the agency, owned stock in Comcast, Charter, AT&T, Verizon source: arstechnica.com \| share:	55
		Cliffside California home suddenly has an infinity pool source: ktla.com \| share:	85

Tue March 14, 2023
		It's official: the 2026 FIFA World Cup in North America will have 16 more national teams, 40 more games, and last one additional week, because FIFA's bank accounts need money source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	35

Mon March 13, 2023
		Unhappy that your favorite hopeful didn't get the Oscar? Here is your official Oscar snub discussion thread source: theroot.com \| share:	70
		Three year old exercises her 2nd amendment rights and kills her four year old sister in Texas. Sad tag narrowly beats out scary, dumbass, and Murica tag source: abc7.com \| share:	195

Sun March 12, 2023
		Federal government agencies send strongly worded letter to anti-vax state government official source: 10news.com \| share:	25
		Human hand found belonged to woman buried a mile away. Officials explained that it must have crawled there on its own source: nypost.com \| share:	52

Sat March 11, 2023
		Day 381 of WW3. UK requests International Olympic Committee to authorize Moscow 2024 Games with official mascot Blyaat the Caat. Welcome to your Saturday Ukraine War thread source: theguardian.com \| share:	447

Fri March 10, 2023
		Russian officials forced to surrender to Russia source: themoscowtimes.com \| share:	47
		Happy cows come from California, where their chow is dropped from choppers source: kron4.com \| share:	21
		Lopez, red card, bribery of soccer officials source: rollingstone.com \| share:	3

Thu March 09, 2023
		Judge presiding over NOLA Mayor LaToya Cantrell's recall failed to disclose she signed the petition. Yeah, kind of an important detail source: nola.com \| share:	15
		Bored with taunting the U.S. with party balloons, China ups their game with a 4-ton rocket stage that broke apart over Texas. Military officials have launched a scavenger hunt to search a debris field that stretches hundreds of miles source: news.usni.org \| share:	80

Wed March 08, 2023
		Happy International Women's Day. In some places this is an official holiday. Do you think it should be where you live? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	104

Tue March 07, 2023
(Some Guy)		Attention authors. Quantum Discovery has officially determined that Quantum Discovery is not a scam. So use Quantum Discovery for all your publishing needs, because again: Not a scam. Quantum Discovery, which is not a scam, would not lie to you source: quantumdiscovery.net \| share:	27
		'Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi' game officially in development. Master Roshi, Mr Popo unavailable for comment source: kotaku.com \| share:	9
		"Did you know Texas has an official state mushroom that hisses?" source: kxan.com \| share:	34
		Giannis Antetokounmpo: Yay, I messed around and got a triple-double. NBA: Since you messed around a bit too much, we are taking away your last rebound source: espn.com \| share:	24

Mon March 06, 2023
		It's official: 4chan now has better moderation than Twitter. Be careful clicking that link source: bbc.com \| share:	176

Sat March 04, 2023
		Montana's official tourism campaign used to be bumper stickers with the tongue-in-cheek motto "Get Lost." But recently, out-of-staters have been finding less tongue-in-cheek versions helpfully plastered on their cars source: krtv.com \| share:	127

Fri March 03, 2023
		Norfolk Southern CEO sets up the first official "See if you can live long enough to be awarded this" scholarship fund for East Palestine source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		GOP officials trying shiatposting diplomacy source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	54
		Maryland mayor resigns after being arrested on 56 counts of child pornography. Must not have been a Republican, those guys promote politicians for that sort of thing source: cnn.com \| share:	157

Thu March 02, 2023
		Apparently the Justice Department has bravely decided that "incitement of imminent private violence" is not an official duty of a President who is upset that he lost an election, so he can be sued for Jan 6th source: usatoday.com \| share:	62
		The reason it took so long to raid Mar-a-Lago was because FBI agents were "afraid" to, with some arguing for dropping the case altogether instead and two senior officials saying they should ask Trump's permission before raiding him source: msn.com \| share:	127
		March Madness is officially here source: nypost.com \| share:	16

Wed March 01, 2023
		As the Italians say, if you don't succeed, try, try again. Serie A bottom-feeders Cremonese beat Roma, end 30-game streak without win in league play, elicit red card from Jose Mourinho who blames the official source: cbssports.com \| share:	1

Tue February 28, 2023
		California's covid emergency officially ends today. Texas' emergency declaration will remain in place so that Gov. Abbot can continue to exercise the dictatorial powers the declaration confers until they are codified into law source: ktla.com \| share:	34

Mon February 27, 2023
		Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis officially torpedoes Disney's tax haven source: news4jax.com \| share:	185
		Virginia school official picks a WWII hill to die on source: outkick.com \| share:	144

Sun February 26, 2023
		Want to sue your sheriff for defamation in Florida? Good luck, 'cause he can say whatever he wants as a public official source: floridatoday.com \| share:	73
		Too young to get into the club, stabbing eight isn't going to help source: koco.com \| share:	24

Sat February 25, 2023
		Sanders supporters took over Nevada's Democratic party 2 years ago. Let's check in on their progress since then..... Oof, even Bernie's not happy source: politico.com \| share:	540
		Joe Exotic finally settles on a plan that will get him out of prison sooner source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	20

Fri February 24, 2023
		Russian spy ring uncovered and expelled from Australia. Counterintelligence officials were reportedly suspicious once the so-called 'diplomats' were seen trying to bribe drop bears source: aljazeera.com \| share:	24
		In January 2025, the White House will finally be filled with light and love, candles and incense, clouds of pot smoke source: thehill.com \| share:	42

Thu February 23, 2023
		Prequel to It announced. No word if it covers Pennywise's time at Clown College source: gizmodo.com \| share:	37
		This is why we can't have good things department: hot water dispensers gone from prison source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	19

Wed February 22, 2023
		Microsoft decided you needed a "Reply all" feature in Teams, hilarity sure to ensue source: techradar.com \| share:	13
		"Hey Jeff Reitz, you just won the Guinness World Record for most consecutive visits to Disneyland - what are you going to do next?" "I'm going to Disneyland" source: upi.com \| share:	28

Tue February 21, 2023
		Longtime Congresswoman Barbara Lee officially announces run to replace Senator Feinstein, says she will fight for what is right and get the job done source: fox7austin.com \| share:	35
		Egyptian officials who REALLY got to get out the movies more, proudly unveil a newly renovated wing of the Cairo Museum by unveiling a recently unearthed scroll containing 113 spells from the Book of the Dead source: apnews.com \| share:	18
		Woman orders $180K worth of cocaine shipped to her front door. Still unclear as to how much cocaine one must add to their cart for the discounts to kick in source: actionnews5.com \| share:	50
		Georgia hide-and-seek champion found after 47 years source: nbcnews.com \| share:	56

Mon February 20, 2023
		Florida politicians are now following Meatball Ron's lead. One legislator wants to make it easier to sue media companies for "defamation" source: tampabay.com \| share:	111
		Police on the look out for a person wielding an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle. Need to stop him before he shoots someone's eye out source: wbtv.com \| share:	10
		Both sides in disarray source: cnn.com \| share:	178

Sun February 19, 2023
		Culver City officials demand that people go be homeless somewhere else source: nbcnews.com \| share:	144

Sat February 18, 2023
		It's official: having children will kill you source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		US calls off search for unidentified aerial objects shot down over Alaska, Lake Huron. Leonard Nimoy unavailable for comment source: thehill.com \| share:	22
		A federal magistrate rules that the Saudi officials who bankroll the Bonesaw Tour do not have sovereign immunity and must produce documents and give depositions in their antitrust lawsuit against the PGA Tour source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	9

Fri February 17, 2023
(Some Guy)		New Jersey lawmaker introduces bill in Trenton that would officially recognize Central Jersey as a region, unique from the rednecks to the south and the NYC wannabes to the north source: newjerseymonitor.com \| share:	46
		Trump administration let three spy balloons gather intel on the US and said nothing source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	81
		Five idiots from Queens arrested in New Jersey for possessing half a ton of weed ... obviously not knowing that's it's now legal in both states source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	54
		Eleven priceless Chinese vases were stolen from a Dutch museum. So far, Dutch officials have recovered seven of the eleven pieces... in pieces source: news.artnet.com \| share:	29

Thu February 16, 2023
		Norfolk Southern representative didn't attend the East Palestine town hall because "They didn't feel it was safe". Wonder why source: axios.com \| share:	86
		Today in unlikely news: High-ranking Putin war official plunges to her death all by herself from high-rise building source: nypost.com \| share:	80
		Day 358 of WW3: Russia launches an attack of at least 32 missiles. Tension is mounting at the Belarusian-Ukrainian border as Ukrainian officials warn about a Russian spring offensive. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	567

Wed February 15, 2023
		Scientists officially name topographic features of Pacific seabed after Godzilla body parts, reasoning that together they resemble the big lizard sleeping face down source: mainichi.jp \| share:	5
		It's almost like, for some crazy and unfathomable reason, local populations don't trust railroad company and local government officials who tell them to just ignore all the poison clouds floating overhead, it's totally safe to go home source: cnn.com \| share:	148
		MAGA's treatment of women in three acts: A Valentine's Story source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	95
		Juju Smith-Schuster just sent James Bradbury to the burn unit source: uproxx.com \| share:	28
		He's officially contemptible, 5 - 0, but we already knew that source: reuters.com \| share:	32

Tue February 14, 2023
		Astronomers announce four classes of planetary systems, will not officially confirm earth is home-schooled source: phys.org \| share:	10

Mon February 13, 2023
		Ford officially announces $3.5B EV battery plant in Michigan that Virginia Gov. Thinskin turned down source: cnbc.com \| share:	80

Sat February 11, 2023
		What is your States official smell? source: fox5dc.com \| share:	162
		Owl decides it isn't wise enough, books extended private stay at Georgia college library before being unceremoniously evicted. Ya rly source: upi.com \| share:	10

Fri February 10, 2023
		Lunatic fringe donors get on the DeSantis jalopy source: thehill.com \| share:	31
		The "Battle of Billings Bridge" commemorated with "official" plaque in Ottawa by Freedom-hating Canadians source: ottawa.ctvnews.ca \| share:	39
		Who is killing New Jersey politicians? source: cnn.com \| share:	61

Thu February 09, 2023
		Meta has officially ripped off the band-aid and revealed the festering sore underneath once again source: gizmodo.com \| share:	55
		Not News: Pappy Van Winkle 23-year bourbon is in high demand. Still Not News: People use inside connections to obtain bottles. News: It's a state liquor commission director and 5 other employees. Fark: All are fired by the Governor for this source: nbcnews.com \| share:	68
		Japanese antitrust officials agree with European counterparts, label Google/Apple dominance in smartphone OSes anti-competitive, urge government to act source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	15

Wed February 08, 2023
		Official White House dinners are an occasion to set policy, practice statecraft, and shape the course of history. Official Maga Lardo dinners are a chance to blurt out classified info while sawing through a steak murdered far beyond well done source: lithub.com \| share:	90
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 8 is despot, as in On the treasure map, X marks despot source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	28

Tue February 07, 2023
		This is not the official State of the Union thread, this is simply the regular Tuesday 7pm ET MSNBC discussion thread. Thank you for your attention to this matter source: msnbc.com \| share:	188

Mon February 06, 2023
		China fires the official responsible for the attack zeppelin. WWW3 averted source: independent.co.uk \| share:	162
		Peyton Manning fumes over Pro Bowl flag football loss, tells officials to sit in port-a-potty source: khon2.com \| share:	26

Sun February 05, 2023
		Installation of 'bot dots,' is wildly successful in stopping vehicle sideshows. For three days source: kron4.com \| share:	60

Fri February 03, 2023
		Kari Lake hopes to lose senate bid next source: politico.com \| share:	68

Thu February 02, 2023
		Cowlision takes out Tesla. Cow was in self-driving mode. Tesla investigating because steaks are high source: ktvu.com \| share:	57
		Law enforcement officials, gun rights advocates request clarification on Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law because it's a cluster fark source: al.com \| share:	89
		Day 344 of WW3: Ukraine national security official: Russia gearing up for "maximum escalation" of the war, potentially as soon as the next few weeks. Welp, time to add more room on the troop casualty graph. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	551

Tue January 31, 2023
		Citing injuries from storming the beaches of Iwo Jima on D day. George Santos rescues himself from committee assignments source: npr.org \| share:	99
		Tribal officials are looking to thermosyphons to keep the fat out of the fire. 'You can't put half a whale in a little home freezer' source: hcn.org \| share:	10

Mon January 30, 2023
		Officials suspect fowl play source: wfsb.com \| share:	37
		Picard, Riker, Crusher, Troi, Geordi, Worf, and the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-F? Make it so. The Star Trek: Picard season 3 official trailer has dropped source: youtube.com \| share:	131

Sun January 29, 2023
		Day 340 of WW3: The floodgates are poised to open. US military officials reportedly urging Pentagon to supply F-16 jets to Ukraine so the country can better defend itself from Russian missiles and drones. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion source: theguardian.com \| share:	637

Sat January 28, 2023
		A mother will help you move, a grandmother will help you move a body source: live5news.com \| share:	10

Fri January 27, 2023
		'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight source: cnn.com \| share:	676

Thu January 26, 2023
(Some Guy)		Charles Entertainment Cheese officially joins Degeneration X source: itrwrestling.com \| share:	13
		Two vicious killers now being hunted across Ireland after bolting on train, could be anywhere. Fark: Prison officials let them out on temporary release. Ultra Fark: One has done this on three occasions before source: thesun.ie \| share:	42

Wed January 25, 2023
		Day 336 of WW3: A number of senior Ukrainian officials have resigned or been fired by President Volodymyr Zelensky. This comes amid a growing corruption scandal linked to procurement of wartime supplies. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	525

Tue January 24, 2023
		LSU's Angel Reese scored 14 points and grabbed 14 rebounds against Alabama, giving her 20 straight games with a double-double, breaking former All-American Sylvia Fowles' school record source: nola.com \| share:	2

Mon January 23, 2023
		The FDA is considering a major change in its official COVID vaccine policy, surprising many who had no idea the FDA had an official COVID vaccine policy source: npr.org \| share:	34
		Texas college students say 'censorship of TikTok over guns' says a lot about how officials prioritize safety source: businessinsider.com \| share:	51

Sun January 22, 2023
		Top border official has no understanding of boundaries, repeatedly crosses line source: nbcnews.com \| share:	23

Thu January 19, 2023
		Chicago health official defends denial of metal shredder's permit, claims any enemy of Splinter and the Ninja Turtles is already metal enough source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	2
		Man claims bland and tasteless Indiana sandwich is too bland and tasteless to be official State sandwich source: wane.com \| share:	19

Wed January 18, 2023
		After watching the Buffalo Bills home playoff win some fans bring home cherished memories while others return with officially licensed team apparel. Then there's this guy who didn't check the bed of his truck and wound up with an extra passenger source: wyrk.com \| share:	34
		NFL rules analyst Gene Steratore, a 15-year NFL official, thinks more flags need to be thrown during games source: triblive.com \| share:	26

Tue January 17, 2023
		After on-field tantrum that helped Jacksonville defeat his Chargers, Joey Bosa doubles down, calls the officials power-tripping a-holes who had it in for him source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	19

Fri January 13, 2023
		Republican election official admitted to election fraud, as he submitted multiple forged absentee ballots source: apnews.com \| share:	32

Thu January 12, 2023
(videocardz.com)		Gamers are going to have to find something else to do for Valentine's Day as AMD retracts its X3D gaming processor release date source: videocardz.com \| share:	23

Wed January 11, 2023
		Former NBA journeyman Smush Parker looking to return to the NBA....as a referee source: yardbarker.com \| share:	4
		Credit Suisse considering cutting bonus pool by 50%. It's not official yet, so you have time to go to bat for these horrendously put-upon bankers and c-suiters source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	2
		Skeleton of 7ft 6in man removed after 200+ years on display in museum. Officials and visitors are calling it a giant loss source: bbc.com \| share:	33
		Haiti left with no elected government officials, only zombie government source: theguardian.com \| share:	79

Tue January 10, 2023
		The two-year-long celebration of Festivus in the Republican controlled House officially begins source: msn.com \| share:	120

Mon January 09, 2023
		You thought Venice sinking into the sea was bad? Here's a sinking town in the Himalayas source: aljazeera.com \| share:	21
		Ruling that the storming of government buildings by Bolsonaro supporters could have only happened "with the consent, and even active participation, of public security and intelligence officials", Brazil's Supreme Court suspends the regional governor source: msn.com \| share:	64

Sun January 08, 2023
		Inflation finally hits Kyoto's famed Kinkakuji temple, as admission fee surges from 400 yen (1990s pricing) to 500 yen source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	10

Thu January 05, 2023
		It's official: Whenever crypto bros buy your soccer club, nothing good will happen. Substitute "soccer club" with your entity of choice source: theguardian.com \| share:	12
		He just can't help himself: on his official House website George Santos proudly proclaims he voted "no" on the Omnibus spending bill. Which would be difficult since the bill was voted on Dec 23rd and he has yet to be actually sworn in source: alternet.org \| share:	114
		Chinese tax havens have obscured $1.4tril in investments in Chinese companies which is checks notes almost 300% of the 'official' tally. thisisfine.jpg source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	2

Tue January 03, 2023
		New York officially solicits bids for three full-fledged casinos for NYC. No word yet from Robert DeNiro about reprising his role as a manager for one source: gothamist.com \| share:	14

Mon January 02, 2023
		DHS official claims to have been shot into space, placed into a coma, and buried under a moon rock in 2020 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	46
		North Korea fires No. 2 military official. He is expected to land somewhere in the Sea of Japan source: sg.news.yahoo.com \| share:	22
		Lawmaker behind imprinting 'In God We Trust' on government and other official buildings is convicted of breaking Commandment #8, #9, and #10 source: onlysky.media \| share:	95

Sun January 01, 2023
		Health officials urge locking the barn door after the horse has gone out to see the herd, done a little galloping, nibbled a spot a grass on the side of the road, and had a good roll on its back before returning to idle peacefully in its stall? source: abc7.com \| share:	29

Sat December 31, 2022
(Some Guy)		Tesla workers ordered not to say bad things about management, pay discrepancy, and not to cooperate with officials reviewing working conditions source: morningstar.com \| share:	26

Thu December 29, 2022
		How champagne became the unofficial cause of NYE's deadly hangovers source: thetakeout.com \| share:	4
		Decriminalization of mushrooms, mescaline, and DMT becomes official in Colorado. Shoot a fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Denver with all that stuff source: kdvr.com \| share:	51

Tue December 27, 2022
		Southwest Airlines officially loses all bowel control source: ktla.com \| share:	196

Mon December 26, 2022
		When removing a beaver dam, you could just throw some dynamite at it, or you could ask the feds to do it the official way... which is also to throw dynamite at it, and cause nearly $1M in damage source: msn.com \| share:	56

Fri December 23, 2022
		McConnell is officially done with Trump for now source: thehill.com \| share:	55

Thu December 22, 2022
		College basketball fans, you're never going to believe this, but Juwan Howard still has a bit of anger management issue source: si.com \| share:	19

Tue December 20, 2022
		Titanic turns 25, officially written off by Leonardo DiCaprio source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	72

Mon December 19, 2022
		Former TFG officials suggest battling the Taliban with theology. Fark : None have any actual theological training source: newsweek.com \| share:	61

Sun December 18, 2022
		Space Force official kept job after having sex toys at work. James T. Kirk nods in approval source: airforcetimes.com \| share:	93

Sat December 17, 2022
		Major Taiwanese chip maker TSMC has not only moved some of its most advanced equipment to Arizona, they tripled the investment - and the butthurt in China is both Epic and Official source: extremetech.com \| share:	108

Thu December 15, 2022
		You might ask why, after decades of understanding the dire health risks posed by chemicals in the workplace, government hasn't done more to protect workers. But government officials like money, and corporations have it source: npr.org \| share:	25
		Feds Broken Into source: techxplore.com \| share:	1
		US kids enfatten out of current obesity charts, forcing health officials to embiggen the size of their trackers source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	18

Wed December 14, 2022
		Elon Musk is a true Internet Progressive source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	120
		WA state officials laying down an early marker for 'worst proposal for a vehicle use tax in place of gas tax' award source: king5.com \| share:	131
		It's official: All people are finally free to get divorced, regardless of orientation source: cnn.com \| share:	93

Tue December 13, 2022
		This ain't Ohio State no more source: nypost.com \| share:	5

Mon December 12, 2022
		Indonesian officials announce that Bali's new, ultra-strict sex laws will not apply to tourists, so if you were really hoping for a relaxing week of underage hookers and pre-pubescent boys, game on source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		University of Texas men's basketball coach Chris Beard arrested on Family Assault charge. University officials not talking yet, but reportedly aren't in a slap-happy mood source: kxan.com \| share:	41
		Day 292 of WW3: Fighting in eastern and southern Ukraine stays intense. Ukrainian official claims that Wagner Group mercenaries suffered heavy losses after the hotel they were using as their HQ was targeted. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion source: cnbc.com \| share:	543

Fri December 09, 2022
		Day 289 of WW3: Russian forces have installed multiple GRAD rocket launchers at Ukraine's Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant, Ukrainian officials said Thursday. Don't worry, nothing could possibly go wrong. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion source: theguardian.com \| share:	417

Thu December 08, 2022
		Woman breaks 100-mile Ultra Running record. Some bitter dickhead official: nyah, 716 feet short, nyah source: cnn.com \| share:	36

Wed December 07, 2022
		Tonight is "officially" a Full Cold Moon, which just really means "the last full moon of the year" source: famadillo.com \| share:	7

Tue December 06, 2022
		♫ Vanuatu / Couldn't get online when they wanted to / Vanuatu / Their internet's been down for a month or two ♫ source: npr.org \| share:	28

Mon December 05, 2022
		Shenandoah National Park officials would appreciate it if you morons would stop running over deer on Skyline Drive source: rappnews.com \| share:	35
		Clemson QB DJ Uiagalelei has officially entered the transfer portal. It's expected that he'll be transferred to any sport other than football source: espn.com \| share:	4
		It's official: Baker's a bust source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	44
		Credit Suisse now officially considering blood money source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	9

Sun December 04, 2022
		DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State? source: floridapolitics.com \| share:	124
		Officials question security protocols, Indiana Jones fandom after man brings gun to Sword Game source: masslive.com \| share:	15

Sat December 03, 2022
		Mass Lottery officials worried this economy's diverted rubes from losing money on scratchers & Keno; "I've been calling All or Nothing 'Nothing But Nothing.' It has not truly added anything to the bottom line" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	50
		Roberts and Beerbro livid over Biden official's statement that the Supreme Court is a co-equal branch and not supreme source: slate.com \| share:	87

Fri December 02, 2022
		Luckily, he was wearing his official UPS uniform pants source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	24
		Alex Jones is now officially financially bankrupt, in addition to ethically and morally source: cnn.com \| share:	122
		Parenting can be hard. Real hard source: msn.com \| share:	45

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