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Thu July 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TSA employee blows whistle over inadequate Covid precautions. TSA Administrator does the surprising thing
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"They're going to kill me, man." "Takes a heck of a lot of oxygen to say that." Body camera transcripts of George Floyd's death released
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio hits the pause button on NYC police reform after attempting to 'defund' them completely before the progessive crowds
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
L.A. police pursuit suspect escapes after crashing into Warner Bros. Studio gates, better have Ralph T. Guard check that water tower
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Park Police: You want the audio tapes of the radio traffic between officers and commanders on June 1st when officers cleared out Lafayette park for Trump's photo op? Gee, well, darn the luck, but recorder was broken that day, so they don't exist
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Thin Blue Whine? LAPD July 4 sickout under investigation
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
B-b-but won't someone PLEASE think of the poor police officers?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
MN recommends keeping both hands on the steering wheel and holding perfectly still if you want to survive a traffic stop. It's up to you whether to keep your license and insurance clenched in your teeth or stapled to your forehead
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Driving Whilst Black, UK edition
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Aha They are calling it an assassination attempt on the... Wait, the Prime Minister of Canada? Ok 2020, you're drunk. Go home
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The tough guy who just had to punch a 12-year-old for daring to have a good time has been caught. His sentence will be 10 years of tap lessons in SuperMax
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One sure fire way to make sure you get only the best police officers: make them take out their own personal liability insurance policies to do their jobs
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Arresting officers say they found a bottle of vodka and a block of Subway cheese in Peters' pockets"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man in stolen vehicle flees officers, crashes into woman in separate stolen vehicle. Hallmark to bid on production deal later this week
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police in England pretty sure that drunk people can't socially distance after the pub reopening mess
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only way to explain Trump's "sense of humor" is to assume that he's doing a long-form performance art piece like Andy Kaufman. Mind blow
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What? Should we not have used the memorial to a black man killed in police custody to demonstrate choke holds?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to rethink your fishing methods if all you're catching is rusty hand grenades using magnets
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Step 1 - Learn how to drive, Step 2 - commit armed carjacking, Step 3 - wait, what was step 1 again?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen rescues three people clinging to a downed tree in a river
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Just because dangerous pandemic is raging doesn't mean mass shootings are out of style. Four wounded by gunman at Hoover, AL mall
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Test police for drugs after every use of force event? Steroids are a problem in policing? Part 3 of a 25-part series exploring solutions for police brutality in America
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops shoot rubber bullets at protesters and laugh. "I got the one f***er." "Is your camera off?"
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thelma arrested after car chase. Police still searching for Louise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Walter White has joined ISIS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That 75-year-old crisis actor who pretended to be knocked down by the Buffalo police and suffer a skull fracture as a result has just left the hospital, 1 month later. Man, that's a serious commitment to the role
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The beaches in New York are open for business, giant sharks
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
If someone calls the cops on you because they know you have a body in a barrel, it's probably not the smartest thing if you calmly walk out in your backyard and throw the barrel over your fence. While the cops watch you do it
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So to clarify in Pennsylvania the cops have to see you light the firework and then have to see the firework go off before they can issue a citation. And then they are not allowed to seize any unused fireworks in your possession
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Q: What happens to the good apples in police departments who try to hold bad apples accountable? A: They get funneled to desk work, get demoted, or outright fired for their malfeasance
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mary Trump's Dirty Family Secrets book temporarily held up in court. Suggested Plan B: leak the book online, GoFundMe tip jar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Aurora police officers
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mary Trump's Tell-All Book Temporarily Blocked in Court
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Signs you might need some help with your alcohol problem is when you feel the need to 'finish off the wine' after crashing your car as the police arrive
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyers for George Floyd's murderers announce that accurately describing the murder biases potential jurors
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ricin? Anthrax? Anything you want, I can so totally get it for you here on the Dark Web - Sincerely, Not an FBI Agent
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man falls in 177 year old abyss under his house and down into a well, making 2020 when "The Ring" comes true
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of Covidiots
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Aviators on the USS Gerald Ford stumble with their improvised "China's Newest Carrier" bat-patch
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not topple monuments with your pickup truck
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Sun June 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Beginning to think that the officers threatening Shaun King may not be brilliant tacticians?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I'll take 'Invent a nutraloaf powered time machine to stop the invention of video cameras for ten thousand Alex'
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
'Multiple victims' in shooting at Breonna Taylor protest in Louisville that militia groups had threatened to counter protest
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the wake of the George Floyd protests 272 NYPD officers have filed for retirement, a 49% spike over this same time last year. How the remaining 38,149 officers will ever be able to keep the city safe is unknown
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Another day, another secret online community of racist police officers posting racist stuff
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops find it odd that suicide victim washed blood off her hands, wiped fingerprints off of gun and then placed gun on her left side even though she was right handed
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Europe's kids are raving with Molly today, raging with 'rona tomorrow
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I need a ride to another city." *click* "911, what's your emergency?" "I need a ride to another city." *click* "911, what's your emergency?" " I want to complain that no one will give me a ride to another city"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey cop caught mocking the death of George Floyd could soon be your bartender or roofer
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When people say protests never accomplish anything remind them a special prosecutor was just appointed to investigate Elijah McClain's murder
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson's new film is pro-police, pro-police-brutality, pro-racist, and utterly devoid of decency
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Hundreds dead at scene of California shooting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to Cadet Bone Spur Baby Bunker's Tulsa rally, dozens Secret Service officers have been order to self-quarantine for 14-days after two of their colleagues tested positive for the coronavirus
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"She told officers the contents of the car, including the cocaine, marijuana, and gun, did not belong to her"
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(Port City Daily)
 
 
 
"Veteran police officers fired for recorded conversations." Well, how bad can it-- HOLY SH*T
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK dockworker busted with over 1 kg of blow and plenty of cash. Also, apparently kilos are now being branded at the factory
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Police arbitration on appeal is one of the single most important accountability issues in the country. You can't change an organization if you have to keep employing people that you know are going to do bad things"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If only there were some way to know why Sean Hannity is concerned about these men exercising their 2nd Amendment rights. If only
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(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Organization that does its best to shield bad cops from consequences claims that they have been besmirched and that really it's not their fault
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Madison protesters surround and beat openly gay senator after decapitating statue of abolitionist killed fighting for the Union. Even The Onion can't keep up with this news cycle
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Someone calls the cops on some kids playing football on the street. Cops respond. They join in, not even miffed about being picked last
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ramsey County correctional officers file discrimination charges after being judged "not white enough to guard Derek Chauvin"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Even in a country so divided that you probably couldn't get 95% of Americans to agree on the need to breathe oxygen if one party came out for or against it, that's exactly how many people agree that that the criminal Justice system needs reform
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica Deputy Managing Editor Eric Umansky's family saw an unmarked NYPD cruiser hit a Black teenager last Halloween. He tried to find out how it happened, instead finds a whole crap load of sh*t the NYPD has been hiding from public scrutiny
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
People that have pets or want a good night sleep have a new hero
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Man who sued police for wrongful arrest and spending year in jail pulls officer out of burning car. "No matter what other people have done to me, or other officers, I thought, 'this guy deserves to make it home safely to his family.'"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out it was impossible for those NYC cops to have been poisoned by Shake Shake because Shake Shack didn't even know the order was for cops and it was sealed when they arrived, but that didn't stop NYPD from launching an inquisition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead man had mental illness, paranoia, and fear of police. Of course, since the police killed him while checking on his mental health, perhaps he wasn't paranoid after all
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And now, in-depth look of how the NYPD manufactured and completely bungled Milkshakegate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I can't breathe" shirt lady aka a 62 year old Art Teacher will fight the charges
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The NYPD chokehold ban is going as assumed it would in less than a week
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Sun June 21, 2020
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Remember kids, it's only legal to pepper spray a crowd if you are a cop, not if you are an average citizen denied entry to a bar
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fark it. It's a rental
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Driving while intoxicated and crashing through a store's windows is one way for the Voice of the Steelers to occupy himself during the offseason
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kentucky AG asks for patience in Breonna Taylor case, claims not all the police will get raises and promotions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Louisville PD fires one of three officers involved in Breonna Taylor's murder, other charges still pending. This is going to make the Bowling Green Massacre pale in comparison
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Canadian man tows a hot tub on a homemade wooden cart with a Porsche, No word if he apologized for owning a Porsche
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Floyd video longer than Trump's attention span
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Visitors and residents of Florida Keys now required to wear masks through June. Difficulty: June 2021
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man goes to gym during pandemic and earns which Fark tag: a) Dumbass, b) Sick, or c) Hero [warning: graphic image]
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Attention civilians: Don't drive your moped through an active crime scene
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's "Took you long enough" contest winner is the Fulton County DA office. Runner up is Drew, who was behind in running the Fark queue today
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Look, it's the annual "new way to pack you in tighter into an airplane" story
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Black Sheriff says shooting of Rayshod Brooks was justified. I know what you're thinking, and while it may have worked on Blazing Saddles, it most certainly isn't working here
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not content with banging bears, Vancouverite attempts to bang the whole city
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Defood the police
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Defunding the police may not be necessary
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There was no mention of hamsters or elderberries
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Job openings: good pay and benefits, must like doughnuts and black people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They didn't want a large Farva. They wanted a liter of cola
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Police culture is so broken cops will tell you they'll arrest you if you try to file a complaint and then do, even though they know they're being recorded
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Fascists now shooting
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYPD is disbanding their entire plainclothes force due to high number of shootings. Plainclothes officers considering other disguises, perhaps like uniforms
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California's largest police unions call for lessening the use of force, increasing accountability and rooting out racist officers. Other police unions expected to fight back; WWE scheduling Police Union Brawl to Settle It All
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kansas's Kris Kobach carries lots of guns for personal protection. Or he did until they got stolen from his truck
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher caught correcting history
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Darwen the apple-hating UK police horse retires. Despite his tastes he was great in crowds, very PC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Former Black Panther Rep. Bobby Rush, whose office Chicago cops broke into to use as a crash pad during the riots, and later claimed he invited them to do so, says the Chicago FOP and the KKK are "kissing, hugging and law-breaking cousins"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you left your keys at a crime scene, Winnipeg police would like to...oh, wait, I see my job is done here
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis cops begin resigning, say the city just isn't supporting them for some reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Police union: we can't have the elected officials reform our profession, can we?
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Good apple filed a report that was unfavorable to a bad apple, and proceeded to have his life and career destroyed by the bunch
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What if we toss the Sheriff in jail overnight, give him an arrest record, and let him pay a few grand for a lawyer?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If JFK faked his death, COVID-19 is manmade and your neighbors are spies, then the cops are clearly in on it, so you had better broadcast on Facebook Live while they chase you and your minivan of kids through two states
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone had to guard the bunker
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So what liberal-loving socialistic-leaning American city wants to establish their own autonomous zone next? Why that would be Nashville. The one in deep-red Tennessee. (pops some popcorn) This should be good
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Don Lemon responds to being called out by Dave Chapelle, is not in the mood to party
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Police refuse to learn, shoot & kill a man who was passed out in a Wendy's drive thru. They say it was during a struggle but cell phone video seems to show he was running away. This will end well
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Former SNL cast member Jay Pharoah posts video of the LAPD giving him the George Floyd Treatment for "matching suspect description" back in April
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD Lieutenant apologizes to fellow officers for his "horrible decision" of crossing the blue line and kneeling with evil George Floyd protesters
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Surveillance footage shows that while looting was going on at a Southside Chicago strip mall, Chicago police officers broke into a nearby office where they lounged, napped, and even made coffee. Holy Fark: the office of the local congressman
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Some cops have crossed the line and did the one action that's so atrocious that they are going to get kicked out of the police union
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Creator of the Thin Blue Line flag is here to explain how it's totally not a racist symbol, nor a 'us vs them' mentality for supporting it. Yeah, sure
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
One of the 4 officers charged in George Floyd's death, Thomas "Training Day" Lane, has apparently managed to come up with $750,000 to post his bail. Lane is expected to enter a plea of "Befehl ist Befehl" at a June 29th hearing
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Driver gets UFIA after failure to signal turn
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(MSN)
 
 
 
People grapple with the difficulty of belonging to a hated minority, says it makes them sad and feel bad. You guessed it, it's the cops and they're complaining about being profiled
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Wed June 10, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
Weeners
 
Walking around naked in Sam's and Walmart is no way to go through life son
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Anonymous donor matches BTS's Black Lives Matter donation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White Trump supporters kneel at Black Lives Matter protest to show support of.......Wait. They WHAT? Oh for fark's sake
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge: Look, you've done this shiat for 400 years and enough is enough. No "absolute immunity for fear-based use of deadly force against African Americans"
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(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Developer publishes "Circuit Breaker Run" RPG, where you and your party go shopping and do errands around town to earn facemasks while avoiding social distancing officers who will fine you if they catch you. Truly a Pac-Man for our times
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DAYUM, Charles
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
They spent decades searching for bad boys. Turns out the bad boys were them all along
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two men pose as police officers, steal $150K in daytime jewelry heist. Bystanders no doubt became suspicious, however, when no unarmed black men were shot
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, a 24 year old man breaks the unspoken truce with an ancient evil race of monsters
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida man lets 12-year-old drive Jeep 85 mph... He also told officers he had been drinking
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
No joke; no snark. Just a very persuasive explanation as to why filming doesn't reduce police violence or enable better accountability
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Black man dies in police custody on May 20 and an investigation into it just began because the UK is just starting to admit systemic racism in policing is a thing there too
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama store owner calls cops on robber, gets punched by cops for his trouble. If you have to ask their skin colors
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(KIMT 3)
 
 
 
You're going to be shocked -- shocked I say, and perhaps stunned, amazed, aghast, appalled, and astonished as well -- when you see the photograph of the man arrested for burning down the Third Precinct in Minneapolis
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two Atlanta police officers say they shouldn't have been fired for stopping a car, smashing its windows and yanking the passengers out before they knew what was going on
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Running from the police in Gravois Bluffs? ... Watch out for the bluff
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota State police, Anoka County sheriffs: we slashed the tires on the parked cars because they were threatening to us
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump: "I'm against defunding the police." Biden: "Ditto"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
🎵 Callin' out around the world / Are you ready for a brand new beat / Summer's here and the time is right / For dancing in the street 🎵 That's an arresting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After previously defending cops who drove SUVs through a crowd of protesters, Mayor DeBlasio now says "discipline {of cops} has begun and there will be much more,"...mostly to stave off a walkout by all other city employees because of his inaction
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Defunding the police will never work". Camden, NJ: "Uhh... about that"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Before you get all excited that all the police departments are going to disappear because of defunding, here's what it really means
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Two days ago Seattle banned the use of tear gas on protesters. Two days later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When Ken Cuccunelli says something it's usually stupid and about race. Streak remains unbroken
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lightfoot says officer who was photographed flipping the bird to protesters should be fired. In Chicago? Time was, a officer who ONLY flipped off a protester would have been given a medal for decorum and restraint
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Finally a tactic that may end the abuse of power in our time
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Man who jumped into abandoned well to escape dog rescued after 6 days. Unfortunately, Sting didn't get chance to write song about it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That excuse didn't work at Nuremberg in 1946 and it doesn't work now
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Sun June 07, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
What the Robert Ludlum is this unholy sh**? Woman thrown into an unmarked van, and bystanders warned, "You follow us, and you will be shot. You understand me?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So if you're a reporter and law enforcement slashed your rental car's tires in retaliation on video, can your rental company sue for damages?
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Officer, no good apples here. You're dismissed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seattle mayor realizes using chemical warfare that was banned by the Geneva Protocol back in 1925 against the citizens is maybe not THAT progressive
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Sat June 06, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Drunken Attleboro man broke into zoo because he wanted to 'look at the monkeys'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
No one in White House now willing to take blame for attacking demonstrators so Trump could desecrate a church for a photo op
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Only two?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two Buffalo cops arrested and charged with assault after injuring 75 year old peace activist. Buffalo emergency response team inconsolable
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
News: Two Ohio men found with a carload of knives, weapons, radios, gas masks and such. Fark: In NYC. UltraFark: Police were alerted by peaceful protesters of their presence
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man who regularly trains police on non-violent de-escalation repaid for his efforts by being shot in the groin with a rubber bullet for daring to try to get the police to de-escalate in public
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
President Madagascar: No lollipop for you
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Protesting is never a disturbance of the peace. Corruption, injustice, war and intimidation are disturbances of the peace."― Bryant McGill. Civil Unrest, Day 11
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago Police Board President Ghian Foreman has filed a police brutality complaint after being beaten by the unluckiest cop in Chicago
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unarmed, handcuffed black man killed by officers after yelling, "I can't breathe" Difficulty: no, not him. Not him, either
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYPD completely abandoning the pretense that they aren't responsible for virtually all protest violence
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(The Week)
 
 
 
White House disguised as Mexican border in preparation for weekend's protests
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Marvel struggles with appropriation of Punisher skull symbol by US police officers. Pepe the frog unavailable for comment
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
In today's rife-torn world, it's nice to read a story about a union banding together to support an embattled memb... aw crap
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police face no repercussions for lying about protesters
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump bragging about job numbers rebounding after he crashed the economy is like Police officers bragging about all the citizens healing up after they brutally beat them
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
Cross burned on interstate overpass in Alabama, which in this timeline just means it's Friday
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Raleigh Police open fire on gay bar against Black Lives Matter Protesters who were INSIDE the parking lot
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Thu June 04, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for threatening to blow up Sanford police station, being a big dummy
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Surprising: Bill Weld gets 8% in a Republican primary. Fark: In Trump-humping Indiana
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. That's the Chicago way. But... but... this is Brooklyn
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(San Marcos Daily Record)
 
 
 
Austin Police get splashed with a few drops of water, fire into crowd, miss their target, and manage to hit innocent black protester in the head, sending him to the hospital in critical condition with brain damage, then lie about being attacked. There's video
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(8 Can't Wait)
 
 
 
Eight changes to policing which need to be made immediately. Find your city on the list, see what's missing, call your Mayor and demand change
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The Black Lives Matter issue has clearly evolved over time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Governor of Minnesota has deployed National Guard troops apparently to counter the threat of an invasion from North Dakota
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Old and busted: GOP officials claiming Coronavirus is a hoax designed to make Trump look bad. New hotness: GOP officials claiming George Floyd's killing is a hoax designed to make Trump look bad
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's just a few bad apples. Like this New York cop who flashed a white power symbol during a protest
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Police chief is done dealing with police union's white supremacist spokesweasel. Difficulty: not Minneapolis
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and City Officials announce that they're cutting up to a 150 million dollars from the LAPD budget and reinvesting it in communities of color
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Sɹǝʇɹodǝɹ sʇᴉ ɟo ɹᴉɐd uo ʞɔɐʇʇɐ ǝɔᴉlod ǝʇɐƃᴉʇsǝʌuᴉ oʇ S∩ sʞsɐ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nutty elected official claims Floyd died to hurt Trump, the Wall; and ring the Division Bell
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Attorney General Deputy Dog to hold press conference on encroaching fascism. Come for the lies, stay for the outrage
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Bill Barr is taking a page from the Watchmen sequel
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Lawyers, Guns and Money: Forget the money and the lawyers, America is running out of guns
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cop who shoved kneeling protester relieved of duty and will face investigation
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago GTA reenactor unlocks multiple achievements during chase from police
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Wed June 03, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
-ing like a New Jersey casino
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Atlanta police chief is angry that these protests mean his officers can't just go around pulling black kids from their cars and tasering them anymore
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Square grouper usually found in the ocean off Florida confuses everyone by turning up in small Massachusetts pond
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Former military officer in the Senate calls out current officers for "Walking like lapdogs behind a five-time draft dodging coward who is more interested in looking like a leader than actually being one,"
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Police in Asheville, NC destroy a city-approved medical station during a protest, stabbing water bottles and spraying supplies so that anyone attempting to give care would be subject to chemical burns
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
NewsFlash
 
Officer Derek Chauvin's charges upgraded to second-degree murder; other three officers now also facing charges
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Kate leaves black people alone when they're sitting in a park. Karen calls the cops because she can't fathom a black person living in her neighborhood. Don't be like Karen
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nude sunbather mistaken for dead body near railway line in the UK. "It is not as uncommon as you might think"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I don't give a shiat [what the law is]," says officer sworn to uphold the law
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(Health.com)
 
 
 
So, just what SHOULD you do if shot with a rubber bullet?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police shove and force AP to stop covering protests, which is totally something you do when you're adhering to the law and not doing anything illegal to the protests
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
LAPD uses UCLA's Jackie Robinson Stadium as a field jail for those protesting that George Floyd wasn't respected as a human being
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Philly police: we used tear gas on the protestors on the highway because the crowd turned hostile. Video: umm... Where?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense: "I had no idea we were going to the church. I thought Trump was just taking me to the bathroom"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Louisville police release security footage of David McAtee death that brings up more questions than it answers
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Richmond VA Police Chief be like, "Protesters kept firefighters from a house fire... (Sob)... WITH A CHILD INSIDE (meltdown)" Richmond VA Fire Department be like: "Cool story, bro, but here's what really happened"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bingo. Serious business
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The state of Minnesota has filed a human rights complaint against the Minneapolis Police Department
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Add another absurd arrest to the pile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In non-riot news, police chase man on stolen tractor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man accused of having fully automatic pistol, Covid lockdown hair style
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Owner of the store that called the cop on George Floyd says his employees won't be doing THAT again. "Until the police stop killing innocent people, we will handle incidents like this one using non-violent tactics that do not involve police"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
FBI asks citizens to submit videos of people inciting violence in the protests, get exactly what they asked for
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD chief walks back his statement suggesting that George Floyd's death is on looters' hands
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In other killer cop news US Court of Appeals rules cops don't automatically get protected from lawsuit when they shoot and kill guy in his own apartment
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police declare Capitol Hill protest 'a riot.' Apparently, a good time was had by all
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some Christians are having a little trouble accepting the President using troops to escort him to a church where he used the Bible as a prop in a war speech
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And now for your viewing pleasure, I will explode
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And this is what happens when you send in the military to "dominate" protesters: They murder people who aren't protesting
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Camden NJ, known for previously always ranking #1 as the murder capital of the U.S. held a George Floyd protest and it ended with zero violence. Why? Because the police chief and other officers protested with them in full dress uniform
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(Ipswitch Star)
 
 
 
The very dictionary definition of slow news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Acting CBP director Mark Morgan Tweets that he has assembled his Sturmabteilung in DC and stands ready to crush those "groups of radicals & agitators," who dare abuse their first amendment "rights" to criticize Führer Trump
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The police departments of Arlington, VA and Washington, D.C. had a mutual assistance agreement. Emphasis on the word "had"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Oo
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Amnesty International issues a statement calling for an end to militarized policing in Somalia. I'm sorry, did I say Somalia? I meant the United States
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the same Minneapolis police union president who once called the now-attorney general of Minnesota "a terrorist" when he was elected to Congress also wants to know why no one is talking about the "violent criminal history" of George Floyd
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The independent autopsy will confirm that George Floyd died of perfectly natural causes. Perfectly natural homicide by asphyxia
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I used to be a protestor until I took a tear gas canister to the eye, but that's "small collateral for the battle we're fighting"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested in SC was illegally carrying a concealed weapon and OMG, is that a drum magazine for his pistol?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Long lines are built as the Belfast Ikea reopens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Current MAGA supporter: "I cannot agree with AOC, but if I cannot agree with AOC, then I must agree with DeBlasio, but I cannot agree with DeBlasio because I agree with AOC, but I cannot agree with AOC... illogical Illogical Please explain"
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Followup about Cincinnati area Sheriff raising the Thin Blue Line flag. We did it because someone stole the American flag and we totes don't have spares anywhere
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer who murdered George Floyd had multiple complaints of brutality against him. Only two of which resulted in reprimands added to his file
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Nashville police arrest man suspected of setting fire to City Hall on Saturday night. You might be surprised that the cops arrested him without beating him up or using excessive force, at least until you see his picture
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Large group of protesters in downtown Des Moines kneel to observe a moment of silence. Police on the other side of the barricade respond by firing a barrage of... wait... the entire police department, including the chief, took a knee with the crowd
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Atlanta mayor: 2 police officers fired after body-camera footage showed they used excessive force in protest incident
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sunday night civil unrest thread. LGT cities with curfews
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NYC mayor De Blasio bends the knee, blames protestors for getting run over by his police
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lemon ain't here for the party
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Homeless man not allowed to move to his own property
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"A riot is the language of the unheard" - MLK. Civil unrest continues in Minneapolis, Atlanta, New York, Louisville, Los Angeles
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Criminal complaint: "The defendant had his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in total. Two minutes and 53 seconds of this was after Mr. Floyd was non-responsive"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick offers to pay for lawyers for Minneapolis protesters
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because the internet is a savage place and privacy no longer exists in the digital age, we now know that Derek Chauvin's wife once wrote a bad check
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in magic bullets: 7 protesters surrounding a police car in Louisville were shot last night, but it's 'unclear who shot them'
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis small business owner: "Let my building burn, Justice needs to be served, put those officers in jail"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Chief of Police on killing of George Floyd "Based on what I saw on that video, there's no question I would have directed an arrest. This was murder." When Detroit calls you out, you know you've failed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man 'stoned to death' at 15th century castle in Kent, England. Thankfully this wasn't France where cows would have been used
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN camera crew arrested on live TV in Minneapolis. They were standing where they were instructed to. The area was secured. UPDATE: They've been released
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It is unclear how or why the woman was naked"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police say a man brought guns and lots of ammo to Centennial Bridge in Leavenworth KS with the intent to inflict mass casualties by firing randomly at passing cars. Fortunately, an alert soldier remembered the old military adage: "Car beats gun"
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
For some reason, police were able to quickly figure out who the suspects were
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Police poked perusing pedestrians pair of purses
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Woman sprays Santa Rosa police officers with glitter after car chase,,,, that's it.... that's the headline
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO to Trump: We will keep pointing out your factual inaccuracies
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(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump will kick thousands of Chinese students out of the country because he thinks they're spies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know this is going to be shocking for a lot of people but new video shows that the police who murdered George Floyd lied, he didn't resist at all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The police officer who killed George Floyd had more than a dozen police misconduct reports against him in his career but was never disciplined. It's like he learned something from that
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Wed May 27, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for breaking into bank to heat up his Hot Pocket gives a FARK worthy quote "Hell yeah it was worth it"
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Woman, brother okay after seeing a turtle
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Besides the tattoos, their biggest life mistake was stealing a Saturn (with mugshot goodness)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Maybe if they brought their AR-15s to the protests they wouldn't get tear-gassed
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Tue May 26, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk is no way to float down a river, son
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
I can't breathe
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested in the road in Myrtle Beach. With 'Yep, he's naked' video
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(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Christian teacher charged with soliciting male prostitute after claiming black men kidnapped him. Fred Garvin shocked
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault?
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
DUI driver lands in deep doo
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man taken to hospital after chase treated for injuries suffered: a) During crash where he flipped a minivan; b) During his interaction with police as they caught up to him or c) While fleeing the crash as he ran right into a barbed wire fence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, that's an option when you're getting robbed?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Karen demands to talk to your manager about this shoplifting policy. Grab a lawn chair, be right with you
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
'Empty the jails' beneficiary can't handle the freedumbs of outside life, gets rearrested in 45 minutes after being released
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Susan Smith 2.0
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Warning issued after wolf approaches woman with stroller. Why the wolf had a stroller is anyone's guess
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
♫ I need a HERO So I'll just hop across the highway and borrow it til the end of the night He's got to be strong and he's got to be fast ♫ and wow that cop is strong and fast
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Walking down main street naked while totally sober? That takes some balls
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
What would Jesus vandalize? A church in North Carolina for starters. You got to nip these things in the bud
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
First it was Flu Klux Klan rallies at the Capitol, then the dams breaking in Midland, now a live Civil War cannonball found at a recycling center in West Michigan. Subby is going to hole up in Detroit for his own safety
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The Arizona mall shooter came with 90 rounds and was targeting couples. Then the AR-15 jammed
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC announces an immediate doubling of service to export Staten Islanders out of Manhattan. Still no cure for New Jersey
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
ProTip: you should choose materials for your arts & crafts projects that aren't wolves and bald eagles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Freeway ✔ Flare gun ✔ Father is a serial killer ✔ Launch 🚀
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I was promised a ticket. Don't just sit there, Kojak. Start writing
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Expect traffic delays" officials warn ahead of Chik-fil-A opening. Also, expect disappointment and a general sense of being creeped out
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
3,000 partygoers at Florida block party claim it was racially targeted by authorities, not just full of stupid partygoers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Following the UK government's advice not to visit beauty spots as the lockdown eases, let's see how that British common sense is holding up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner uses his 2nd Amendment right to protect his 1st Amendment right to not wear a mask
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
$5 says he also has a mullet
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(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Drunk man claims to be shot in buttocks, but crack detectives find otherwise
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(Morganton News Herald)
 
 
 
Non-violin offender charged for running naked in Fiddler's Run
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This story is Peak Missouri :"4 white Missouri cops sued for alleged brutality on 68-year-old black woman and son in a Sam's Club." The woman and her son were arrested for stealing a TV the store employees TOLD the cops was paid for
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
John Wick was apparently arrested in Denver over the weekend
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man angry about virus closure attacks couple. To be fair, a good sense of closure is hard to come by these days
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
32 year old woman trying to kiss strangers calls 911 to complain the bar she was at wasn't properly social distancing
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sitting on your roof naked clutching cannabis and surrounded by police is no way to escape a drug raid at your home
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Did your horny peacock escape and terrorize neighborhood while looking for a mate? There's an app for that
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
That's some pretty fine policing, Lou (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs and Border Protection seized more than 86,000 counterfeit Pokemon. They certainty caught them all
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
In most countries, a cannabis plantation might be guarded by a dog. In Australia, it's guarded by a carpet python
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Assault rifle-totting fun police roll up to disarm a guy walking around in a knight outfit carrying a sword... letting him go on his way.after taking a picture with him
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Thu May 14, 2020
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
There's creepy, then there's really creepy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everyone has a good reason why they should be treated differently and allowed to break quarantine... scattering body parts in the forest may be the best yet
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
An under reported side-effect of the pandemic is the number of people presenting in public places with symptoms of Extreme Karen Syndrome
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Alleged rapist who was released from jail due to Covid-19 then had standoff with police. Decided fireworks would bring a little levity. It did not work out as he anticipated
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Breonna Taylor was an EMT fatally shot by police. In her bed. While the suspect they were looking for was already in custody. You can guess the rest of the details
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Mugshot of the Year? Bonus info: Was once arrested for "licking a man's face"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Speeding trifecta in play as 19-year-old clocked at 308kph (191mph)
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not news: Police initiate traffic stop knowing driver doesn't have license, pursuit ensues. News: Car wrecks, police pull driver from car, it's the wrong driver. Fark: Police cruiser and pulled over vehicle both catch fire
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Mon May 11, 2020
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Last call for alcohol? That's a table flippin' and arrestin' (with "eeyup" mugshot goodness)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police called to domestic violence case where a woman hit her boyfriend with a frying pan and slashed his tires with a butcher knife. No info about the whereabouts or status of the sandwich
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Kimberlee frees beach. "This is a power trip, it has nothing to do with the virus." Frees beach
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Sun May 10, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
ProTip: Police hot on your tail? Remember when you duck into that bush .... do not cut wind
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida's reopening resulted in 13,000 pounds of trash left on Cocoa Beach. Jeannie and Major Nelson are outraged
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Sat May 09, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD reveals 81% of social distancing arrests have been minorities because NYPD, duh
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Suddenly, cows
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio uses one heck of a word salad to avoid saying that maybe if you people could do social distancing right the police would leave you alone, probably
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
They say the best days in a boat owner's life are the day he buys the boat, and the day he ends up in jail after crashing it while attempting to flee from police with it on a trailer
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman steals safe from discount store, when store detective stops her she tries to mace him with deodorant before showing him her butt. Then things start getting a little crazy (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 07, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
'You got cocaine in my peanut butter' 'You got peanut butter in my cocaine'
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Wed May 06, 2020