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Tue January 26, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Trey Songz arrested at AFC Championship Game after he scuffled with police officerz during his arrest for not following coronavirus protocolz
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Mon January 25, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man with 4 DUI convictions didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An in-depth analysis of police-related shootings of unarmed black people reveals "troubling" patterns that anybody with half a brain has known about for years
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Arrest a man for collecting signatures? That's a firing
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A gym owner charged with assaulting an officer during the attack on the U.S. Capitol is the son of a deceased New Jersey State Trooper. Michelle Obama attended his dad's memorial... because his brother is in the Secret Service
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
A mayor of a Tennessee shiathole town orders flag lowered to half-staff to commemorate A) the death of a town police officer in the line of duty, B) The death of the Capitol Policeman or C) the inauguration of Joseph Biden
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bipartisan bill was introduced in the Senate to award Officer Eugene Goodman.....excuse me Deputy Senate Sergeant-at-Arms Eugene Goodman, the Congressional Gold Medal for his heroics during the siege of the Capitol. Good man indeed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Airport cop recognizes angry Capitol rioter from Instagram feed, is just here for the LOLos
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(BET)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal has become Community Officer Shaq in Henry County, Georgia
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A Georgia couple on a high-speed car chase with cops tried to hide their weed by actually eating it, authorities said. The woman also tried hiding it in "a body cavity"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A Georgia couple on a high-speed car chase with cops tried to hide their weed by actually eating it, authorities said. The woman also tried hiding it in "a body cavity"
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Thu January 21, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The most Florida ready headline of the day, the only question is how did Naked Florida™ man steal a police car? Apparently, the door wasn't locked, that's how
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Monkey Whisperer arrested for illegally breeding, selling monkeys. Tamarins, too, but they're like monkeys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Eugene Goodman, the Capitol Police officer who led rioters away from the Senate chamber, will escort Kamala Harris at the inauguration as the new acting deputy House Sergeant at Arms
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Going to guess "charges against two people who qualify for but do not have licenses to carry concealed handguns" is code for "white people"
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(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
One could argue that a guy posing as a cop and getting busted for stealing a donut was just really getting into the part. His pal who tried hide from officers in a giant pile of manure, on the other hand, was just dialing it in
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"There was no planning. No pre-planning. I just don't understand. For the life of me, why not have the same precautions as we did with other demonstrations?" Because, dummy, you were set up to be a sacrifice for a glorious fascist utopia
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Couple accused of having sex on Myrtle Beach Skywheel ride and in community pool to make porn videos will go far in that industry
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Pandemic? There's a Pandemic? Sorry, officer, I've been drunk for the last year so we missed this news. Surprisingly this excuse did not work
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
This isn't the wild west, you can't drive twice the speed limit and five times the legal BAC and expect to get away with it
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Sun January 17, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Woman trying to get into DC security zone claims she's a military security officer and a member of Trump's cabinet, offers commemorative challenge coin as ID. Arrestalarity ensues
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Bounty hunters conduct a no-knock raid on the wrong address, engage in shootout with homeowner. Throw in some mumble rap and Nissans with paper plates and this is the most Houston story of the year
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Sat January 16, 2021
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two cops save unconscious teen driver by playing bumper cars. "We were able to get it stopped up on a grass berm ... and were able to see that there was a young female driver that appeared to be having a seizure" (with video)
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Fri January 15, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Official list of everybody charged with crimes at the Capitol January 6, with details of offense and current status. "Was this page helpful?" Yes, it was
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MAGA rioters missed catching Mike Pence by seconds, and might've if he hadn't dissolved into background like he's been doing for four years
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian authorities say Joe the racing pigeon may be spared death amid speculation he's not some dirty flying rat from the US but is actually an Aussie
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man found driving with pants down, axe in backseat, and window smashed convicted of drunk driving, not utilizing the Freebird rule
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Thu January 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fascist who beat Capital police officer with flag poll claims he thought he was beating an anti-fascist, so everything's cool right?
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
A judge told Portland PD to knock it off with the excessive force. Portland PD does not, in fact, knock it off. The judge says firing the cop at fault would be "overly punitive", and the city thinks 2 hours of training will fix it. Consequences? Feh
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida vocal coach and piano teacher used her powerful soprano to scream at police officers that they should "tell f--king Pelosi we're coming for her F--king traitorous c--ts, we're coming We're coming for all of you"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One of the Natl Guard officers defending the Capitol is Fox News contributor Pete Hegseth. This. Is. Fine
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
"Search party hoping to find Fayette County woman missing for 2 weeks". Sounds like there needs to be a second search party to find the first one
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
The pandemic coupled with the bad economies is prompting more coupling at the park
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
This Florida Man is on fiyah
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news: The US military IS aware that they have a "domestic terrorism problem". The bad news: they have NO IDEA how bad it is, and anti-hate group researchers and online activists are better at finding problem soldiers than military is
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The cop beaten on the steps was not Sicknick, but that doesn't mean they aren't hunting for the perpetrators
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Former Tallahassee ethics officer arrested for cyberstalking and threatening former lover, who had been married at the time. You'd think they would have covered that in her orientation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Officer Selfie has been suspended
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Mon January 11, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Any of you who were expecting the Seattle Police Officers Union head to be responsible and reasonable in the wake of the right-wing Trump Rebellion, please stand up to be ridiculed
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Newly elected Rep. Barry Moore (R-AL2) deletes Twitter account after being suspended for tweets, like "I understand it was a black police officer that shot the white female veteran. You know that doesn't fit the narrative"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"'Move on?' 'Moving on' does not mean 'forget about it. 'Moving on' requires accountability. Attacking our nation without recourse or responsibility isn't 'moving on.' A Capitol Police officer just died. Why are you defending this?"
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
The man who led the group of terrorists that chased the black Capitol police officer up the stairs inside the Capitol building is now unemployed and in jail
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Sun January 10, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capitol police officer Brian Sicknick was maybe a Trump supporter. Author wants you to be mad that Americans don't know this, instead of being mad that his fellow Trump supporters beat him to death for doing his job and honoring the Constitution
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump asks for fallen Capitol police officer to be buried at Arlington. Just kiddin', he don't care; it was a Democrat that asked
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
"What upset [a Black Capitol police officer] the most was when he later saw images of a white colleague taking a selfie with the attackers, seeming to enjoy his time with the insurrectionists who were roaming the US Capitol with confederate flags"
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Man pepper-sprayed and punched by cop in case of mistaken identity receives apology. Just kidding, he received a charge of obstruction
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Fri January 08, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Like many of us, Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick was angered by the war in Iraq and made his feelings about that known on the internet. Leave it to the NY Post to focus on that aspect on the day he died
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Teen arrested while trying to break into a car using a screwdriver, punches and strangles cops, and TFA leaves out the most important detail: Phillips or Slotted?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal murder charges being pursued in the death of Officer Brian Sicknick, who tried to walk it off after Wednesday's riot before returning to his office and collapsing, dead
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Officer Hooks has collared her last dirtbag
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Capitol police officer who was dead and then not dead is dead again
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Thu January 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Capitol police officer Tanya Roberts actually not dead as reported earlier
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Capitol officer has passed away, appears related to yesterday
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Fresh off the video released where Chicago PD raided the wrong apartment and handcuffed a naked woman, we get video footage of an officer intentionally running over a woman trying to get his attention. CPD fought for a year to keep this video private
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Mystery 'bushmeat' seized by customs officers at Newark airport
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DC police send the Proud Boys a message, making multiple arrests last night for crimes including "carrying guns without a license, possession of unregistered ammo and possession of unregistered guns,. assaulting a police officer and simple assault"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Another situation with a cop, a black man and a white man and violence. But in this story the black man saves the officer from assault by the white man. Maybe this is a new year
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Dispatch, we have an officer involved 10-69 in progress at the motel, send backup and a supervisor
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Some Anne)
 
 
 
Newly elected conservative attention seeker Lauren Boebert has a husband who did that thing with his thing Republicans are always accusing Democrats of
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
I'm dancing with tears in my eyes ... Oh and Mom's blood on my shoes
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Murder investigation after boy, 13, stabbed to death in Reading. That's why I watch TV and play video games
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police dog removed from the home of the police officer who was filmed PUNCHING IT IN THE FACE
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Sun January 03, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Your parents are the sun and the moon? Nice try, Earth
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Sat January 02, 2021
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Police log for Wednesday, Dec. 16, 3:07 p.m.: A walk-in reported finding a parking lot on Mass. Ave. YOU DON'T SAY
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Fri January 01, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Colonel Chappy Sinclair got Covid, but checked himself out of the hospital
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Thu December 31, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
It's a boat launch not a car launch
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Man gets annoyed by neighbor's motion detection light so he aims 8 construction grade floodlights at neighbor's house. Cop compares it to Wrigley's Field, probably 1989 or later Wrigley's Field though article doesn't specify
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(Independent)
 
 
 
UK government office confirms 'Empire' will not be removed from OBE awards, because Officer of British award would just sound weird
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
K-9: *whimpering* "Stop, stop, I'm one of you" Police officer: "establishes dominance" by repeatedly punching his own canine partner in the face. Your dog wants pork chops
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, K-9
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, K-9
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Tue December 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tamir Rice will not receive justice from the federal system. Sad and Murica tags give way to Obvious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After verifying Shaq O'Neal had a solid alibi, cops arrested four teens that threw bricks at passing cars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After verifying Shaq O'Neal had a solid alibi, cops arrested four teens that threw bricks at passing cars
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Prince William County, VA police department -- the same one that had an officer moonlighting as a right-wing terrorist on Parler -- decides that its 5 officers who shot an armed 79-year-old didn't do anything wrong
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I don't know why they make a [big] deal about it, it was just a joke," says hilarious Phoenix police officer who threatened to shoot Phoenix mayor, and who then doubled down on his punchline when questioned by his supervisor
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Mon December 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
God literally told officer to move away from RV about to explode. That and the voice warning that there was a bomb. And the countdown to the explosion
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man stunned after going clubbing on the freeway
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Note to police officers: Your Parler account can sometimes be linked back to you. Probably not the best place to state your willingness to kill SCOTUS justices, Obama and liberals in general
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
I'm done buying medical-grade refrigerators from Helmer Scientific
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(Some Iowan by Birth)
 
 
 
Guy with three first names was arrested because a movie felt so real that he thought his house was booby-trapped. Wearing only sweatpants and socks, he was found lying in a driveway blocks from his home. Police report that alcohol was involved
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remind us again why police body cameras HAVE user-controllable on/off switches?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
In a bid to ensure these last 3 shelter dogs find their forever homes by Christmas, a Virginia police officer has offered to pay for their adoption fees. Please welcome Sugarplum, Claus & Holly to this Christmas edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue December 22, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Do not wrestle the police dog
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Mon December 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lawyer, finding video of a police officer boasting about running over protesters, wonders why cops hate anarchists so much. Duh, it's because they don't follow the law
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lawyer, finding video of a police officer boasting about running over protesters, wonders why cops hate anarchists so much. Duh, it's because they don't follow the law
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
From Dick Tracy's Crime Stoppers file: Police officer shot by handcuffed suspect after being transported to local jail. Double Word Score: Continue to pat down suspect after finding one gun
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man caught driving drunk with loaded rifle in his lap offers Florida reason he was Floridaing
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Fri December 18, 2020
(ForwardKY)
 
 
 
It's a late entry but deserves consideration as Worst Bill Introduced in 2020: Making it a felony to intentionally say the name of any present or past judge, prosecutor or police officer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And suddenly John McEnery, a former Confederate officer who lost the 1872 Louisiana governor's race, is in the news
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why would anyone negotiate to buy my house when theirs isn't even on the market? Bonus: they can't even afford my house because their loan officer screwed up
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Slain officer tripped during California bar massacre. Which seems like a really cruel thing to do considering he's already dead
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Wed December 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
More and more companies are hiring Chief Medical Officers to help offset pandemic lawsuits. Like Tyson Foods, whose managers gambled on which employees would die of Covid-19 first
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
If you are going to text someone that you are getting tested for COVID-19, you should make very sure that autocorrect sends what you actually meant to write
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are trying to illegally export guns, ammunition and body armor on a flight to Haiti in order to overthrow the government and become president, it might be best to not slap the customs officer in the face, Sergeant
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Amazon driver spotted tossing packages claimed he was "throwing his feces into the woods"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida releases body cam footage to show police acted completely professionally when invading scientist's home. The officer whose body cam footage they release never actually enters home
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Clay County Schools officer on leave, accused of inappropriately texting 14-year-old
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Tue December 08, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Officers face 2 more misdemeanors stemming from protests against police brutality. No details have been released, but if they're actually getting charged with misdemeanors, they must have gunned down a platoon of nuns on camera
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Mon December 07, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leg Opener Closed
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leg Opener Closed
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Thu December 03, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Lassie again leads rescuers through woods to Timmy -- who's now 78 by the way
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"He described how many of the guests thought the police were props for the gathering and 'participants tried to undo the police officer's pants' '
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Desperate for a drink, socialization, and a chance to spread the virus, hordes of people in the UK hit up bars for the first time in a month
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I've never driven a Brazen
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Mon November 30, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
If you are in a stolen SUV and run out of gas, call the police for help like this guy did. You can be sure of a prompt response
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"A man who dragged a police officer along the ground as he held the car door and punched another in the head has been jailed" and apparently had three arms
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Sun November 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police "investigating" how a one-year-old died after three officers unloaded their guns into a truck the child was inside of
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Fri November 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"America's Got Talent" child magicians arrested for making themselves disappear
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Thu November 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada: Cops bust illegal THC extraction operation after kid brings home THC-laced candy in its Halloween haul. Shame on the kid for not sharing
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Wed November 25, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
"The cause of the incident is still under investigation but officers have not ruled out the possibility that he saw an attractive Christmas deer decoration through the window," the post said. "The broken antler was seized. No humans were injured"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Elvis impersonator leaves the house after singing too loudly during a live-stream performance
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Tue November 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a first, a former San Francisco Police officer, who shot a black man from the passenger side of his patrol car in 2017, was charged with homicide Monday. Bail is set for a whopping $1000
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Texarkana Gazette)
 
 
 
Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense
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Wed November 18, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Officer in involved in fatal shooting that triggered rioting resigns. No not that one, or that one, or that one
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Tue November 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
You know when you lose some jewelry, and people try to help you look? It's like that, but with 1,638 police officers
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Thu November 12, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Killing an innocent EMT in her own home isn't even the worst thing LMPD has been up to recently - 738,000 documents detailing sexual abuse of minors by LMPD officers were "allowed to be deleted" after LMPD "erroneously" claimed the FBI had them
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Wed November 11, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Officer: Why are you going so fast, son? Speeder: I was on my way to kill Sen McCaskill
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(Block Club Chicago)
 
 
 
Despite having no problems with officers wearing layers of tactical gear, gas masks, and facial coverings in responding to protests and looting, Chicago Police Department isn't enforcing its mask policy because it's just too hard
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Fri November 06, 2020
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender from North Dakota, on the run from a shooting there, is now on the run for shooting two police officers in Wisconsin. Suspect is armed and considered dangerous. He also has a man bun, so you can consider him a douchebag
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that a cop can't sue a BLM protest organizer because *somebody* at the protest threw a rock that hit the officer in the face. Justice Thomas, of course, dissented
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Nevada state police officer goes full storm trooper
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Tue October 27, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wasn't this a Barney Miller episode? Fighting cock kills police officer
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Mon October 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
That NYPD officer promoting "Trump 2020" from their patrol car speaker was suspended; and what might be the most shocking part, WITHOUT pay
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Facebook)
 
 
 
If you grew up illiterate in a prison and learned everything from an older inmate who kept a diary for you, then got a job helping make interactions with the police less stressful for the public, you'd a very, very good boy like Officer Zane
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Wed October 21, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
In honor of the Royal Navy officer who was in charge of 16 nuclear missiles that had to be hauled off a Brit submarine when he turned up drunk, here are some more nuke close calls that nearly sparked doomsday to millions
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Intel officers are too scared to brief Trump on Russia
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scotland Yard Body Cam program to document the conduct of police officers is discontinued after it successfully documents the conduct of police officers
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Mon October 19, 2020
(PBS)
 
 
 
For some strange, mysterious and unguessable reason black officers don't want to join the rest of their police unions in endorsing Trump
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Six GRU officers charged with using malware to disrupt the 2018 winter olympics that Russia was barred from, attack Ukrainian infrastructure and cause blackouts, and attack UK chemical warfare centers investigating Skripal. Plus other things
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Fri October 16, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Officers quit the Seattle PD in droves due to looming threat of accountability in the workplace
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Looks like the officer failed the ( puts on sunglasses ) Testa ( YEEEEAAHHHHH )
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Lindsay Graham begging for donations on FOX News. New Hotness: Lindsay Graham begging for donations during Supreme Court hearings, and breaking the law in the process
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
How was Deanna Troi apparently the only counselor to a crew of what we assume to be hundreds of officers?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
What's worse for a Black teen with a 3.9 GPA, who plays football and runs his own nonprofit organization: driving home late at night with a cracked taillight or getting pulled over by university cops for a cracked taillight?
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New military branch that keeps us safe by staying up all night staring at screens starts poaching people from existing military branch that keeps us safe by staying up all night staring at screens. It'll be one heck of a LAN party
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Air conditioning unit moved several feet from home. There are no suspects
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
"8:35 a.m.: A suspicious package was reported on Esterbrook Road. An officer reported it was a McDonald's burger; all clear." Once again, Hamburglar eludes the law
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago cop wins trophy for best Blues Brothers reenactment
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Officer charged after drinking 12 beers and *checks notes* "putting his booger picker on the bang maker." Article to the left. More euphemisms to the right
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
For $10K and a fifty-year ramen noodle supply, you can be the 'Chief Noodle Officer'
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Mon October 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Heroic police officers save journalist from violent mob of anti-masker Jews, giving confused Trumpers the weirdest boner
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Sat October 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Reported python in gas station turns out to be a small garter snake, which was released into the wild "with the understanding that it would not continue to traumatize the humans"
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My lovely, outgoing son is 5 years old. For the past year or so, he has been absolutely obsessed with police officers; uniforms, cars, dogs. He tells everyone he'll be a cop one day. How can I explain to him not all cops are heroes?"
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Breaking the window of your car to save your one-year-old daughter life is a no brainer, right? RIGHT?
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Breaking the window of your car to save your one-year-old daughter life is a no brainer, right? RIGHT?
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Wed October 07, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bringing fake money to a casino is like bringing it to a bank
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against Wauwatosa, Wisconsin Police Officer in the death of Alvin Cole
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"A few minutes later he called police to say someone stole his cigarettes. An arriving officer located the smokes, which were in his front pocket"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"A few minutes later he called police to say someone stole his cigarettes. An arriving officer located the smokes, which were in his front pocket"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Metropolitan Police forced to pay out to son of undercover officer who took the 'under covers' part too literally
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Like how fake cops always pulling over off-duty officers, bogus high school football players door to door fundraising scam gets flag thrown at the coach's house
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Fleet officers from various generations come together to fundraise for Joe Biden instead of using Nexus to go back and prevent entire messed up timeline
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Surgeon General Jerome Adams receives citation for violating coronavirus policies while on Hawaii for his outbreak response visit
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to see Mads Mikkelsen starring as a military officer at the center of a revenge comedy?
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Sun October 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brett Hankison testified to the grand jury that he saw "a large figure" in a military stance holding "an AR-15 long gun" firing multiple shots "executing" his colleagues. The Truth: Breonna Taylor's boyfriend fired one shot at police from a 9mm handgun
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Sat October 03, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
What brand comes to your mind when you think of 680,000 dollars worth of counterfeit watches?
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Amusing tag yields to state as woman offers deputy a drag on her J. With highly baked mugshot goodness (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Police claim no drugs were found in Breonna Taylor's apartment, not because there weren't any drugs but because they didn't end up searching it, so there is no proof she wasn't selling drugs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the immortal words of Megadeth's Chief Biological Sustainability Officer, David Mustaine, "This is the countdown to extinction"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, Officer, your uniform does not count as a costume
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Drop the pruning saw or I will cut you down
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Drop the pruning saw or I will cut you down
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Thu October 01, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Carjacker steals vehicle with baby inside, returns both minutes later
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Tue September 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper Lil Yachty pulled over for going 150mph on Atlanta's I-75; citation issued for blocking traffic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were planning on getting your kid a Confederate officer costume at Party City, you may want to rethink those plans
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Mon September 28, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Hospital cops disproportionately arrest Black people. Awkward: At the site of this week's Presidential Debate
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cop is victim of Bible belt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Surfing therapy has helped about 70 UK officers, paramedics and firefighters, all of which think it's swell
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
100 years ago, despite Prohibition, drunken activity was still rampant
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