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Sat May 26, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just what you need at the start of a busy holiday weekend: a drawbridge that won't close
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Local)
 
 
 
From nerdy flowers to alcoholic birds: the 12 most colorful German insults
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston's long struggle to deal with its surplus of Hanleys is finally over
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this zombie
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Celtics put away the Cavaliers? Or will the Cavaliers bounce back and force Game 7 in Boston? Who will be the unlikely hero? It is your Eastern Conference Finals Game 6 thread, tip-off is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt proposed anti-abortion legislation granting men "property rights" over fetuses twice. He really likes owning fetuses
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The two most significant college admissions criteria mean almost nothing now
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Here comes the game warden. Quick, take off your camouflage shirt and hide behind those bushes
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird on its back
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study ranks 'most hipster cities,' and somehow Salt Lake City is No. 3
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California voters overwhelmingly consider bullet train a waste of money, but the people whose opinions matter are going to waste the money anyway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former tennis world #1 Ilie "Nasty" Nastase arrested today for A) DUI, B) driving a scooter without a license, C) porque no los dos?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You're awaiting trial for getting someone killed in a swatting prank, and you oppose the repeal of net neutrality. Do you: A) Submit public comments to the FCC; B) Donate to the EFF; or C) Call in a bomb threat at an FCC hearing?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia continues to deny that a Russian missile with Russian serial numbers fired from a Russian launcher photographed in Russia could possibly have anything to do with Russia
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
List of the 10 worst states for social security income is chock full of advice for boosting your payouts, such as "Simply make more money before you retire" and "Get the hell out of Louisiana"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another smug nutrition comparison article. Hmmm, Egg McMuffins and loaded nachos win? What sorcery is this?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Human-chicken hybrids created in US lab, which hopefully means another season of 'Kids in the Hall' is in our future (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Drugged driver who seriously injured and blinded a man broke down and cried in the courtroom, asking for mercy. That's when prosecutors played tapes of him laughing and mocking his victim while he was in jail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors find a vagina full of ganja after woman complains of stomach pains. She'd been arrested for drug smuggling twice but this time she was mostly storing rather than smuggling so they let her go
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sshhh. Don't tell liberals that their hero Barney Frank, the great crusading avenger who saved them all from those mean, nasty banks, actually works for a bank that benefited from his legislation. They're fragile, those liberals -- truth scares them
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most ridiculous things you can be fined for in each state. Now can you please tell my fortune?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's one perk for being fat: Obese hospital patients are more likely to survive an infectious disease than people of normal weight, according to research
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the ten most hated people on the plane. Does it smell in here?
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop Modern Coffee Drinker Dude
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
According to inside sources, the reason that the North Korean summit fell apart is that a Bolton worked its way loose and started rattling around in Trump's head
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You know that asshat who gets you so riled up because when there's a merge coming he rides the closing lane of traffic all the way to the end before squeezing in? Well, it turns out he's actually the better driver, and you're the asshat. Asshat
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
DHS has already begun separating children from parents seeking entry to the U.S. and... they're around here somewhere.... Uh Lou, do you remember where we put all those kids?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump might be plunging us closer to war with half the world, but had Hillary Clinton got elected she would have worked with the Illuminati to hand the US over to the Antichrist. THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
If you were in National City, CA yesterday and thought that you smelled someone starting their holiday BBQ early, you were grossly mistaken
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phil Stern, who went on to take classic photos of James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Sinatra, and others, was a combat photographer with the Army Rangers in WWII, was badly wounded in North Africa, and was awarded a Purple Heart. And how was YOUR day?
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
NFL postpones announcement of host city for 2020 draft until they can get enough shills to place bets for them on selected winner
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Thu May 24, 2018
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Bill Gates' summer reading recommendations, guaranteed to attract the opposite sex to your intellect
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
County executive Rick Romero informs us that new Bills stadium would cost 'ridiculous amount of money'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you're thinking of cosplaying as Doctor Strange, prepare to take it to another level with these holograms (w/video)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You would think extremists are the most hostile to democracy, but NOOOOO... it's those crafty centrists
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this orange looker
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(Independent)
 
 
 
NFL players who exercise their first amendment rights shouldn't live in this country, so says President whose main job it is to defend and protect the Constitution of the United States
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After Embassy Suites in Las Vegas pulls out of hosting the world's biggest orgy, the nearby Erotic Heritage Museum says they're willing to take it on
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Satellite video of lightning crossing the country is mesmerizing
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Remembering the success of the 'Sopranos' finale, Samsung's new TV ad will
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(Some Tooth)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big drool
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A balanced look at the gun problem shows Dems are screwed. They can either propose useless laws which won't hinder potential mass shooters; or gun confiscation which would be a huge turnout magnet for Republican voters. CBS must be a division of FOX
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In April, the Arizona Diamondbacks could not lose a series. In May, they're having a hard time figuring out how to hit
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Much-maligned Damon Lindelof publicly posts prophylactically, begs frothing comic-book fandom to give him a chance, not just assume he'll botch new Watchmen "remix" on HBO the way he botched Lost
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Most of our attempts at social control are a blinking neon sign pointing at our enemy's door. So what the hell do we do?"
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
"And then that fueled the second bee hive to attack so he kind of got caught in a cross fire, a perfect little storm of bees"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well you know that old saying: keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and don't speak to your client for weeks at a time while you make an ass out of yourself and him in public
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bananas are a source of background radiation. Some people think that the unit of radiation dose should be changed from sieverts to Banana Equivalent Dose
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Adam Lambert says he's not sure how in the closet Freddie Mercury actually was. Oh, you mean in the sense that literally everyone knew that Freddie Mercury was gay? Except for those people who thought Liberace just hadn't found the right girl yet?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking can be stressful. There are many ways to alleviate this stress, but the most effective method is to start smoking again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this royal wedding
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Ghosts reported at area library. If only there was someone to call
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are the most popular passwords of 2017. HA HA I CAN TYPE IN MY PASSWORD 1234pa$word and all you see are asterisks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over a million Virgins in Australia are about to lose it overnight
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: Fixing a broken drill. Fark: Devising an entirely new way of using Curiosity's broken drill. Tag is for the NASA engineers responsible
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Looking for my lost Peachtree of Salt
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry came very close to knocking out a ref in Game 4 loss to Rockets
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Race horse breaks loose and starts running around track on live TV. Reporter: Hold my mic and clipboard
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 681: "Brown 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Winery, partially owned by Devin Nunes (R-ussia), sued by female employee after yacht fundraiser where 25 of the company's top investors appeared to be using cocaine and having sexual encounters with prostitutes out in the open
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
It's not really news, because it happened 50 years ago, but the Navy used to bomb Soviet subs with floppy items that would magnetically seal to the deck of the subs, like big floppy dildos in order to...I guess embarrass them to death?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with kidnapping after hiding in victim's back seat. Holy crap, that almost never works
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Paul Bettany has been a famous wordsmith, a religious devotee, an even more intense religious devotee, a tennis player in love, a sweater-wearing robot, and, most recently, a be-robed crime lord with the same last name as a premium water company
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Wrasslin Wednesday is here. Can Velveteen Dream and Ricochet coexist to beat Lars Sullivan? Will Nikki Cross freak out Dakota Kai more? Will Heavy Machinery get revenge on TM61? Wrasslin Wednesday starts at 8PM EDT on the 999
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crack
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the most magical time of the year, a Johnny Sex Cup game 7. Will the Caps engage CAPS LOCK or lock their keys in the car? Will Tampa play with the fury of Thor or get distracted smiting those 6 fish in particular? Caps/Bolts @ 8pm ET. Go OT, SUP
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those centrist Democrats who supported deregulating banks? Turns out they got huge piles of cash in return
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(DW)
 
 
 
We've replaced the Al Aqsa mosque with a Jewish temple. Let's see if the US ambassador notices
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Let's see... Possession of cocaine, MDMA and marijuana, making terroristic threats, holding a weapon against an Uber driver's head... Yep, it's Lenny Dykstra
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends hosts are shocked that a journalist could win an award after criticizing the president in commentary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller's team tells court it is ready for PapaSmurfuffalos sentencing
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens wants you to know it's George Soros' fault that Greitens slapped his mistress, then forced her to give him oral sex while she cried
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these leaping feet
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
"Aaron Schlossberg is the least racist person Aaron Schlossberg knows"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fan bare-hands foul ball while holding nachos
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
It's not quite "I'm with Her" bad, but the new Democratic slogan is still bad enough to lose the Democrats the elections in November
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why no NHL players made the World Fame 100 list, the most famous athletes in sports
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in my pants. (Possibly NSFW)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Two nearly identical films being made by different studios, within two years of each other, is more common than it sounds"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US firm that gave cash to Michael Cohen helped secure millions for Putin-linked oligarch. Nothing to see here folks, just another one of those very common coincidences
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"A revealing new survey about the drinking habits of millennials showed many startling facts, but the one that most got my notice was this: 3.47 percent of millennial men are liars"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's Dodd-Frank repeal is being monitored closely by IMF. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE WHOAH-OH
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most popular baby names in each state show that Zelda and Finley are still not making a comeback
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Hawaii man says 'incredibly powerful and hot' lava almost cut his leg in half. Was apparently expecting the cool and lethargic lava
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rock climber
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(Guardian)
 
Woofday
 
Meet Guy, the rescue Beagle from Kentucky who now lives in Kensington Palace. No, not Some Guy from Kentucky; that's Drew. This Guy is a dog. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I moved to a new city nine months ago; I've started building a group of friends, mostly coworkers and roommates. I turn 30 soon; no one is planning on throwing a party. Would it be gauche to plan my own milestone and invite them?"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Though the playoffs have been a bit lackluster, and even his own team isn't that good, we shouldn't sleep on the fact that one of the greatest players ever to play basketball is having a post-season for the ages, notching his SIXTH 40+ point game
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
As expected, NFL approves new rules on kickoffs, ejections, wearing of silly hats during post-game press conferences
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 'lost generation' of millennials born in the 1980s may never be as rich as their parents, but some of them photograph really well
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
New York Mets are "showing interest" in Jose Bautista, who reportedly retains Bobby Bonilla as adviser on how to get millions from the Mets in spite of being totally washed up
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Shooting fireworks at your buddies is all fun and games until someone goes to the hospital with serious injuries. And there is footage of it. And someone posted it to twitter. Surprisingly, this did not happen in Florida. Or involve Drew's childhood
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sure, your last breakup was bad, but you can safely say it didn't make the Dow lose 100 points. So much winning
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump formally proposes a sixth branch of the armed forces: The Space Force
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The retail apocalypse hits the UK as Marks & Spencer announces the closure of 100 stores over the course of four years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mosquitoes remember what you smell like and if you swatted at them. No word on how long they hold grudges
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these terrifying predators
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Team Flash has failed in every possible way. Barry simply isn't equipped to defeat a villain that can't be defeated by running faster. (CW 8pm ET) Later, on Legion, David doesn't believe the talking chicken is real. (FX 10pm ET)
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Billion Dollar Show rolls on as Nakamura picks the title stipulation, New Day chooses its representative, and we add in two more women to the MITB match. Has SAnitY arrived from Planet Funk yet? WWE Smackdown Live 8pm ET USA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's primary day in Kentucky, Georgia, Arkansas, and Texas, with major implications for November happening in all four states. Can the Democrat establishment beat Bernie Bros in Texas? Will Kentucky be normal? Polls open at 7AM ET and close at 8PM ET
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pussycat Dolls are suing Daily Mail for calling them "a prostitution ring". Borat surrenders
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
J.C. Penney announces they will now have four CEOs, one for each customer
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
You know you have a drinking problem when you put someone in the hospital for arguing over a beer coozie
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well soldier, we've got some good news: The baby your wife said died in childbirth is actually alive. Bad news: She gave him to couple halfway across the country. Oh and More Bad news: he's not your son
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
And here is Betsy DeVos failing to answer even the simplest questions
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his dog
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(The State)
 
 
 
You are out kayaking on a river without a care in the world. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So this happened somewhere, is this the most perfect internet video ever?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Astros finally give up on busted slugging 1B Jon Singleton. Once so highly thought of they gave him $10M extension before reaching the big leagues, he ended up blowing it all on weed and accumulating only 420 career plate appearances
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Am I gross for sucking snot out of my baby's nose?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Have you ever made it to the point in an argument with your brother or sister where you've both lost sight of what the problem is and now you're just yelling? These lynx have
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wonder why the cost of everything is going up? Blame the lack of truckers
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So how much did bacon cost the year you were born? After adjusting for inflation?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The most ridiculously crazy good cosplay from Motor City Comic Con 2018
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic steed and rider
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Macaque was loose at San Antonio airport but has since been put back where it belongs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions devises a way to deport an additional 350,000 immigrants whose cases were already settled
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China may beef up Beijing airport security to control nutty K-Pop devotees. "Besides the possible offence of disrupting the social order, the unruly fans might also have broken personal privacy laws in obtaining details about their idols' movements"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cunning Aer Lingus passenger jet photobombs the royal wedding. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Production of Baconators and Frostys grind to a halt thanks to this guy's 5-hour standoff on the roof (with mugshot)
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Officers raid house, discover illegal nightclub. Also possible they all just live there
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For those of you on a budget, five great watches under $1,000. Missing is the Timex Ironman at $39.99. Not missing is the gold-plated Casio G-shock
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
If the Winnipeg Jets make the post-season again next year, start your search for white clothing well before the first day of the playoffs
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(Some Fuss)
 
 
 
Photoshop this difference of opinions
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
After exciting stem-cell findings were found to be a fraud in 2014, causing her to lose her job and her mentor to commit suicide, disgraced scientist makes comeback with new role as essayist and model in weekly magazine. You'd splice it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with laying out hundreds of millions for Thursday Night Football, the New Fox lays smackdown on other networks and will acquire non-exclusive WWE broadcasting rights for over $1 billion, with plans to cross-promote on NFL and MLB
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Arizona Bay prepares for the possibility of becoming a reality
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA to create the coldest temperature in the universe using lasers in space. For better results, submitter proposes they send his ex-wife up there instead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Postal Service adds first scratch-and-sniff stamps. Thankfully this wasn't in place when the fat Elvis stamps were issued
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will there be a Monday Night Massacre? Will shiat hit the proverbial fan? Will Rosenstein put Donnie in his place? Egads, shiat went so pear-shaped, we have to do a Monday thread? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia's 'diamond obsessed' First Lady puts Imelda Marcos to shame after going on $6 billion shopping spree. Police seize 72 suitcases with jewellery, cash and handbags
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bat skelton
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
North Carolina BBQ is the most misunderstood BBQ style in America. It's complicated - in terms of both history and cooking process
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Netflix to lose half of their subscribers
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(San Angelo Standard-Times)
 
 
 
Llost llama llisted for llow price of $50 to one llucky llad or llady. Don't llollygag - lliteral llimit of one llama
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Detroit to rename street after Michael Jackson. No word if you're allowed to moonwalk while crossing the street
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(Gizmodo)
 
Weeners
 
The reasons for the colors that sex toy makers pick for their dildos et al (Not Safe For Work - please don't post pics of sex toys inline)
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(Strategy Page)
 
 
 
Australian soldiers are now banned from displaying "symbols of death". What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Blankenship to run for Senate as 3rd party candidate after losing Republican primary, hopefully with long-standing campaign manager Guy LeDouche
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Former 'Loss Prevention Officer' tackled by employees after he tries to rob his own store. Employees literally rip off his mask Scooby Doo style
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Talking to a ghost trapped inside your creepy-looking doll is no way to through life as an adult, man
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nashville to be named 2019 NFL draft host at owners meetings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Super gonorrhea is spreading like applause across the globe
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know that annoying thumping sound your car makes, when you open a window? Here's how to get rid of it. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this owl
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You are on death row in prison and you get to choose your last meal. What would you choose?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones composer plays the show's theme on the Nintendo Labo
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The most infuriatingly difficult games of all time - for those of you who wept over Contra, or were driven insane by the puzzles in Discworld
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When it comes to the Russia investigation, it's not so much that the Trump team has a habit of moving the goalposts, but that those goalposts have been rigged to roller skates and pushed downhill"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jodie Foster says Hollywood has an issue with female directors
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maeve, Hector, and an assortment of hosts head to Shogun World for some robotic cultural appropriation, landing smack dab in the middle of a narrative. Will Dolores return to advance her plot? What is Delos's endgame? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Some Doll)
 
 
 
Photoshop this musical doll
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The music industry celebrates its relevancy by having Kelly Clarkson host an awards show dedicated to chart success. She'll perform, along with Salt N Pepa, Macklemore, Jennifer Lopez, and other one-hitters. The Billboard Music Awards, 8pm ET on NBC
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Experts warn people to stop baiting bears, molesting moose, slapping sharks, bothering beavers, teasing terns, etc
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Attention, Microsoft users who regularly rely on Flash, Silverlight, and Shockwave controls in their Office 365 documents to make them more lively: Starting this September, the party is over
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bee
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(News24)
 
 
 
Food fair at school cancelled after 7 kids get all liquored up, free rides to hospital
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sears is closing an additional 40 stores to keep company with the 166 stores they are closing this year
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It took Deadpool to knock Infinity War from its perch, the Merc with a Mouth bringing in $132 million to The Avengers' $28 million. Book Club was a solid #3 with $13 million, Life of the Party slipping to #4 with $7.6 million, Overboard sinking to #7 (DO NOT POST SPOILERS!)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro labels Jeff Sessions the most dangerous man in America
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(Some Muggle)
 
 
 
Photoshop Daniel Radcliffe going postal
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
John Kelly's ancestors would have been ostracized too
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In the afterglow of the Royal Wedding, Hugh Grant has finally decided to tie the knot for the first time at age 57, sets up ceremony for later this month. "This is a day none of Hugh's friends ever thought would come" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge who set up living trust to reward his children only if they married white, opposite sex Christians says that does not make him a bigot. Of course not...now the use of the n-word and homophobia...(tag is for mom throwing him under the bus)
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Octopuses may not be aliens but it is reported that six people on average die each year in South Korea from eating live Octopus arms, which remain alive and fight back to burst out of their human hosts
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
After selling all of their worldly possessions, giving away $100 bills in the park, lighting their house on fire, walking away naked and fighting with cops, couple realize that it isn't judgement day after all
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin slams the royal wedding for being the remnants of a bloody empire and force-feeding coverage to the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will the Royal Wedding get skewered? Will Alec Baldwin and the rest of the celebrity Trump Administration return? Will Amy Poehler return to Update? Tina Fey hosts, Nicki Minaj is the shrieking music act. SNL season finale, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(Vroom vroom ka-ching)
 
 
 
It's not just the movie studios that re-release past blockbusters. Shelby is producing ten new 1967 Shelby Mustang 500's. In a further torturing of the English language, each is personally signed by Carroll Shelby, who is dead
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this... thing
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(Preakness)
 
 
 
It's the second leg of the Triple Crown, it is the Preakness Stakes. Will Justify justify he is legitimate for the Triple Crown? Will we see some Good Magic? Or will another horse take it? Post time is at 6:48 PM ET on NBC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this...this
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Entomologist says you should not kill spiders in your home (with NOPE NOPE NOPE photos)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Still in state of shock, Wenger won't think about post-Arsenal job until World Cup. "The one thing I can say for sure is that I will continue to work, but do I want to continue to suffer as much?"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In the fastest GoFundMe campaign ever, money was raised to pay a mariachi band to go play at Aaron Schlossberg
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Trolling a talking banana has led to the creation of a great new filter for AI simulators to quash foul language. Chatbots across the world may be made SFW again
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Driver loses control, crosses median, and slams head-on into semi. Texas jury rules it's the truck driver's fault for being on the road in the first place
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It only took minutes for the hoaxers to start putting out fake social media posts linking school shooter to Antifa, Hillary, Elmo, and other crisis actors
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Photoshop these golfers in Hawaii while the Kilauea volcano is erupting
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wine glasses for when you're really sloshed, but don't want your drink to be
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Farm Bill, a massive handout to Red State America that was always easy to pass, was taken hostage and shot to death by the House Freedom Caucus. Tired of all that winning yet?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Policy for close to 300 years: We do not negotiate with terrorists. Trump: Let's just divert our B-52 bombers to please Kim Jong-Un
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A routine embolization, even with general anesthesia, typically gets you discharged the next day. Melania's successful, uneventful "embolization" has kept her in the hospital for 4 days
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Look, it's OK, it's an emotional support explosive drone
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Closeup of the Kilauea livestream. Ooh look at the purty lava
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Fri May 18, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Josh Rosen would rather practice football than schmooze with sponsors. The NFL players union is against this
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
♫Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, hang around on a train, in Boston sun or rain, Look Out, here comes the Spider-Man.♫
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientist comes back from watching Infinity War for the 10th time, calculates the actual strength of Thanos. Spoiler alert: He's really strong
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The U.S. spends less on children than almost any other developed nation, possibly due to free shipping when you buy them on Amazon Prime
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Family reunited with dog that was lost nearly 5 years ago, haven't told him yet that the cat has taken over
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(The State)
 
 
 
South Carolina gubernatorial candidate prides herself on being a "conservative buzzsaw" who fired hundreds of bureaucrats whose only job was winning wrongful termination lawsuits against the state
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'We chose to suck'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Air Force tries to be hip and relevant with a "yanny vs. laurel" reference in a tweet about an attack on the Taliban. Fail tag shrugs, puts on its best Fonz cosplay
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
While nobody was paying attention, the Feds have shut down possibly the largest case of medical fraud on record
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Cubs fans
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
First it was grenade launcher ammo that they lost, now the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate it if you returned their missing machine gun
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein; Kevin Spacey--the celebrities exposed by #MeToo are making a comeback via the tried-and-true method of laying low for six months and then pretending nothing happened. That's the joke (well, it would be if this were a joke)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Crazy lady just walks into a Seattle pizza joint and hoses everyone down with Bear Spray
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The crazy is strong in this one: half-sister to Harry's bride, irked that she wasn't invited to the wedding, will host a full formal attire reception at her FL trailer park
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A famous Belgian clown known for performing in children's hospitals live-streamed a rooftop armed standoff with police after allegedly murdering his ex-girlfriend. Pennywise nods head in approval
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(Some Ash)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wood whackers
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Trump pushed Postmaster General to double shipping rates for Amazon in order to punish his personal rival, actual billionaire Jeff Bezos
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Humans are dumb. There's more to the headline in the article, but we don't really need those words
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Every Las Vegas bookie is going to lose a healthy six figures if the Knights win the Cup. "Some places are whispering seven"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Campbell Soup CEO says mmm mmm goodbye after $393 million Q3 loss
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
The 10 most bizarre royal etiquette rules. You will dance in a conga line, and port hoggers will get bishop flogged
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Internal video from Google's X division shows a shift in their corporate strategy from "don't be evil" to "world dom-i-nation" as they propose compiling your data into a "ledger" that they can then use to manipulate you into behaving how they want
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you're going to call in bomb threats to mosques, the FBI is in possession of a cunning technology known as "caller ID"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Shooting victim decides to cosplay Logan
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles will walk Meghan Markle down the aisle since her father got out of it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Three burglary suspects were arrested Wednesday when a missing prosthetic arm was found in their car.' Someone give the cops a high five
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How cabin crew judge if you are drunk on a plane because they don't know your Fark handle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend and I came out to each other when we were teens; she a lesbian, me as bisexual. I now find myself only attracted to men, not women, so I'm no longer bi. How do I come out as straight without losing my LGBTQ friends?"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
First drug to treat chronic migraines approved. Fark: It costs $6,900 without insurance
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this male model
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of 49ers' Reuben Foster who had him arrested for domestic abuse takes stand in court to admit that she lied about everything and wanted to ruin his career
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eel fossils from the Middle Cretaceous period indicate that there was at least one eel during the Middle Cretaceous period
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway to advertise foot-long dildos
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hawaii's Kilauea volcano now ranked among top 10 most dangerous volcanoes in U.S. Which immediately raises the question - Does the U.S. even have ten volcanoes?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Fan videos show the crowds attending Ken Ham's Ark attraction
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity declares the end of the Mueller Probe and the total exoneration of his Sugar Daddy. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the 365th time he has said that in the past year
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
They're not saying it's aliens, but...well, actually, yeah - they're saying it's aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In one of those crazy coincidences that look bad but are probably innocent, Russian government plane landed in Seychelles the day before the accidental meeting Erik Prince accidentally had
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock touts product "made from the foreskin of Korean newborn babies" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
"But despite being the most C4 dominated continent today, little is known about the initial C4 expansion in Australia." Now, they're trying to blow you up
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants public funding for private religious schools. Goddammit
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Thu May 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska coach Scott Frost responds to Nick Saban's comments about Central Florida's title being legit by saying 1 or 2 of Alabama's aren't legit, either
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Fish and cheese and fruit and pizza don't deserve their bad reputation. These forbidden food combos deserve a second chance
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So how did team Trump continue working that Trump Tower Moscow deal while he was campaigning for President of Ethics Violations? Don't worry, Buzzfeed has you covered
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A post-match meltdown that would make John proud
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird in the hand
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
The decades old beef between Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck is swelling up like their aging prostates
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After an "apology from the Mormon Church for 2 centuries of racism" published on a parody website goes viral, the real LDS is put in the awkward position of having to issue a statement saying they didn't apologize for 200 years of racism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani: "Let's see, where do these goalposts work best... here? No. Ok, how about over here"
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this player prayer
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
YouTube credited with increasing skill levels of young NBA players by repeatedly exposing them to best highlights of game's greatest legends on demand, without interference from inept youth coaches, broken VCRs, or sketchy competition
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
We're still in Afghanistan almost 16 years later, but at least we are winning the meme war
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So remember that Qatari that got wrapped up in the Ice Cube civil case? The guy Avenatti was going on about? Turns out Kushner's getting a bailout by a company whose second highest investor is the Qatari Investment Authority, run by that guy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's all of the witchery exposed in year one of the Mueller investigation
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Astronomers have confirmed the second-most distant galaxy ever. And its stars, surprisingly, are already old
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Which two historical figures would you most like to introduce to each other?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Still wondering how those idiots heard "laurel" or those dopes heard "yanny"? The NY Times provides an explanation, and a cool interactive filter that lets you hear both
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Disney's Magic Kindom now selling alcohol at all restaurants. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Get your violin microscopes ready: Cohen confides to friends "I just can't take this anymore"
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Deadpool 2: is this the most annoying marketing campaign ever?
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Rams stadium project now costing in excess of $4 billion
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
The IRS wants you to think of it as a startup. Which I guess means tax season is now the equivalent of an IPO and you can choose whether or not to be an investor? Cool
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
75 years ago a bomb that could skip across water allowed 617 Squadron to carry out one of the most daring air raids of WWII, destroying 2 German dams in one night and unleashing millions of tons of water. This is how Barnes Wallis's "Upkeep" worked
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
By referencing 'Lost,' what is 'Westworld' trying to tell us?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these people that might want a bigger boat
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
S3E6 of Black Mirror another step closer to reality
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lost in Wednesday's news reveals, "Russian government apparently used the National Rifle Association to help Donald Trump's presidential campaign in 2016" according to a Senate Committee. We kinda knew, and now we know
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump marks year two of the Mueller probe by denying collusion, reality, and exposing his ignorance of witch hunts
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"Lizard Found In String Beans" Possibly a euphemism since it happened in New Jersey
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Most pitchers would worry about taking a 102 MPH comebacker to the gut. Bartolo Colon is not most pitchers
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you love Marlyn so we let you propose to Marlyn at the Marlins game so you can watch the Marlins while you marry Marlyn
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hulk smash, Thanos bang
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 680: "A Portal Through 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These places in each state are literally located in the middle of nowhere, for those of you who want to get away from it all
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Mods are asleep. Time to post your NSFW on the Tesla forums
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The first comprehensive study of the massive pay gap between US CEOs and the average worker has been released, and it's not encouraging
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Philosophically, intellectually-in every way-human society is unprepared for the rise of artificial intelligence
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tony Manero has lost all his awesome dance moves
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volcano viewer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joey Votto disparages Canadian baseball, then proceeds to do the most Canadian thing possible
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
We just got one step closer to "Lobot, a Star Wars Story"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Real Housewives" star's dress tries to fall off onstage. NSFW, but mostly because her singing will clear the room faster than a SWAT team
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In what is sure to be not controversial at all, we now have a 2nd amendment solution to those annoying bike-sharing docks that are popping up around the world
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Hipster investment firm takes out $300 million from tip jar, unveils "The Craftory" to foster and incubate hipster consumer brands who challenge mainstream brands with anti-corporate craft alternatives. The logo sells itself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Possibly to prepare them for their future prison stays, "Men in Suits" carrying handheld detectors routinely run unannounced sweeps of the West Wing of the White House looking for staffers with unauthorized cell phones
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mueller closer to getting Stoned
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this huge reach
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vikings to become first NFL team to host summit on LGBTQ inclusion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump releases 2017 financial disclosure form, which, among other things, lists the 2016 payment to Stormy Daniels that he omitted from the previous year's disclosure
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The nightmare is over as Cracker Barrel chooses Wichita for its first Kansas restaurant in 20 years
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why early retirement is all it's cracked up to be, so long as you're "boondocking as much as possible on BLM land ... free government-owned wilderness"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Let us remember when Toronto's José Bautista ate the meanest punch in baseball brawl history'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
22 years ago today, Stevie Y. scores one of the most famous Double-OT goals in NHL playoff history
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where those released balloons end up? They do not disappear or biodegrade
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nurses upset about the name change to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital. Also, not thrilled with change to "Zucking chest wound" for certain gunshot injuries
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Trump filed his 2017 financial disclosure yesterday. Farkers may wish to invest $130,000 in popcorn futures
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia commuters face commuting hell after high water on the Potomac causes the infamous White's Ferry to close. Wait, don't ferries normally go in the water?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these smiling heads
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet the Waltons, a family worth more than Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CIA thinks they've found their 400-pound former employee who leaked the CIA hacking tools to Wikileaks, but can't prosecute him yet. Fortunately he's in jail for child porn charges
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Science has determined the twelve occupations serial killers most often have
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin try to out insult each other (NSFW-ish) with playground insults
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate GOP so whipped by daddy Trump they won't be bringing up the McCain remarks in closed-door meetings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Participating in a cross-country exotic car rally sounds like fun until you total your $300,000 McLaren 720 in the Nevada desert
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Today's storm-drain ducklings rescue is brought to you by Kingston, New York. Ducklings start GoFundMe page to cover the $28,000 cost of state storm-drain rescue fees, taxes, surcharges, surcharge fees and fee surcharges
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter has started calling my stepmother 'grandma;' this has made my birth mother jealous. She lives across the country and we see her twice a year. She told my daughter to stop calling the other women grandma. What do I do?"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
The U.S. Postal service celebrates 100 years of airmail as the first letter sent on May 14, 1918 arrived today intact
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for Blue Oyster Cult, stay for Uriah Heep. The most underrated classic rock bands of all time
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
CA governor orders "prescribed burns" in advance of looming fire season. Stay tuned for "prescribed evacuations," winter "prescribed mudslides," more "prescribed evacuations" and possible "prescribed transit interruptions"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese list their most unpopular foods. It's not too difficult to guess what notoriously pungent dish got on the bottom 5 list, but #1 should ring some bells
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beachbound mini-mini-bus
 
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Mella hosts a princess party. Styles and Nakamura clash over the stipulation for their title match. New Day face the Bar to determine a singles match participant. Smackdown Live takes it to Cien 8pm EDT USA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in Idaho, Pennsylvania, Oregon, and Nebraska, as voters head to the polls in some widely contested senate and gubernatorial races. Will turnout be high and will a blue wave start to crest? Polls open at 8am ET and close at 8pm ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna poses naked and whiplash snorkel batcave if it's all the same to you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably short of "salt-water flood recovery," no phrase terrifies a Corvette enthusiast more than "nose damage"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican candidate says the quiet part out loud, proposes euthanasia for the poor and disabled
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Survivors of the powerful thunderstorms that rocked the D.C. area last night describe how they coped with the loss of their garage -- in which was kept a refrigerator full of their best beer: "We drank whiskey instead"
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
"As a child, I always wanted a Slip and Slide. It didn't occur to me that we also needed a yard, running water, a hose, and a large section of real estate"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what do you do with all those pesky children after you've separated them from their immigrant parents? Well, we do have all these military warehouses lying around... BRILLIANT
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forsaken storefront
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
America's fittest cities: #1 Arlington, VA, #50 Los Angeles, CA and bringing up the (huge) rear at 100 Oklahoma City, OK
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing...except that the White House has eliminated the role of cyber coordinator to make America great ag--+++CARRIER LOST+++
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Mynd you, Møøse sketches øn SNL Kan be pretti nasti
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
UN: We should really look into those Palestinians killed yesterday. US: Nah, you'se don't want to go stickin' your nose in that. If you know what's good for you
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(Some Lunch Guy)
 
 
 
Marketers present in-depth assessment of Global Plastic Insulated Lunch Box Market: sanctionative technologies, key trends, market drivers, challenges, regulative landscape, deployment models, operator case studies, and so on. Bring your THERMOS™
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Researchers warn lethal deltacoronavirus could soon jump from pigs to humans. Also monitoring americansolvirus and spiritdoseqisvirus
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(TFB - The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
Subby's hometown of Lewiston, ID, gets recognition as home to the most useless AR-15 "modification" - the Holy Roller (with emphasis on "holey")
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(Wired)
 
 
 
November 1968: a newly minted Marine officer arrives in Vietnam. December 1968: Lieutenant Robert Mueller leads his troops into a vicious battle, killing the opposing battalion commander and most of his staff. For the first time, here is their story
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(Duke sucks)
 
 
 
A new list shows Alabama football is the most hated college football program in the nation. Here are the top ten
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create a logo for a business doomed to fail
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Be sure to change your pine cones every 3,000 miles or if you hit a moose
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week, millennials are killing the Thomas Cook Club 18-30 party. Of all the things on the agenda of "the Instagram generation," this was the most unexpected
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gandalf: "You shall not pass." Balrog: "RAWR." In this case, Gandalf is a nucleosome, and the Balrog is Nucleosome Destabilizing Factor. If you don't like bad analogies, read the article
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
San Antonio Zoo closing monkey houses, dashing the reelection hopes of many
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rockport loses its sole, files chapter 11
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