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Wed July 15, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The snake is eating itself
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's tweets in support of Goya products are further increasing calls for boycotts among latinos. Trump supporters still clueless on what to do with six cases of canned huitlacoche
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to go to this year's Republican convention. Coronavirus inconsolable
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Trump's dreams of ______ is falling apart
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(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Retired couple whose project was to attend and document one baseball game in every ballpark in America reached 323 before pandemic terminated MiLB in 2020. They had two parks left in order to unlock achievement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden is in your Texas, building an insurmountable lead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Thom Tillis begs voters to remember how good life was in February and not how awful life was from March to November when casting their ballots
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The season is underway as all the teams have gathered in West Virginia for World Team Tennis
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
Fake news is not fake, but local. Find the one nearest you. Odds are 445:24 it's conservative
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"No one is playing college football in the fall"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's imminent doom displayed in metrics he will actually understand
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Mark Meadows was offered the White House Chief of Staff job, knowing all the reports of chaos and dysfunction in the WH, and aware of the fact that we was Trump's 4th pick in three years, he thought "This will be EASY, I GOT this"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta will still call themselves the Braves, but they may chop 'the chop'
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, the state of South Carolina has a chance to be #1 in something besides tourism and man-on-horse relations
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The US recorded a new record of more than 70,000 new cases of Coronavirus yesterday, up from 61,000 the day before. We're "flattening the curve" alright, just the wrong axis
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tag is right? Right?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's because they're idiots, you see
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Arlington should have an African American woman screaming "States Rights" and an African American man following his owner off to war saying "You are fighting for my future too, good sir"
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Republican Party is so badly tainted by its collusion with Trump that it will probably have to change its name. Lincoln Party, anyone?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC Jacksonville convention might be held outdoors, as hurricane force winds should in theory disperse coronavirus
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫♪ ♫♪ Fighting soldiers from the sky / Fearless men (and now woman) who jump and die / Men (and now woman) who mean just what they say / The brave men (and now woman) of the Green Beret ♫♪ ♫♪
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"...and I would have had a well-attended MAGA Convention if it weren't for that pesky virus"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Democrats with a superstitious fear of even thinking over-confidently are excused from a further reading of this piece, lest they tempt the Lord Satan (or at least Vladimir Putin) to intervene demonically on the president's behalf." That's the joke
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Yes apparently there is one person out there in conservative land ....really out there that is making a case for a President Kanye West
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brooks Brothers the latest victim of Americans no longer needing to wear nice clothes, or any clothes for that matter, in a Covid-19 business world
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
According to YouGov polling, some of Joe Biden's biggest skeptics are moderate Democrats who are opposed to his appeasement to the far-left
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Last week the US shattered previous records by report a new record 50,000 new coronavirus cases in one day. The good news is that this hasn't happened again. The bad news is that's because we had 60,000 new cases yesterday instead
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wargaming the end of American democracy. Tag is for the fact that this scenario is even plausible
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats hope that the once-every 20 years occurrence of the census coming in a presidential election year, combined with once-in-a-lifetime occurrence of an incumbent president being this weak, might let them undo a decade of GOP gerrymandering
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We have now passed the point where contact tracing for Covid in portions of the U.S. is even possible. Enjoy your summer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The only logical conclusion is that liberal voters are afraid of women in power
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats ponder the sensibility of holding a convention
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican National Convention attendees will be tested every day for coronavirus, human-equivalent level of mental competency, self-tanner
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Miami English is its own unique dialect - here comes the physics. ¿Espere, que?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A) Everything
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly, shiatty commute
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump experiences "shrinkage"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Let's show everyone how patriotic we are this Fourth of July by raising a huge Confederate flag near I-40 in North Carolina
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Relax, everyone, Kanye West missed the registration deadlines for his presidential bid
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sooo, who's about to become the next FDA commissioner: Ivanka, the My Pillow guy, or that doughy gun-waving couple from St. Louis?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock tip: Tiny violins are about to become a hot item
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The virus is evolving. We are not (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Private GOP polls show some uncomfortable truths for Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine the 82nd Airborne Division and the 3rd Infantry Regiment using bayonets on U.S. citizens in Washington, D.C. and you've arrived at our new reality
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS Secretary Alex Azar, as you would expect during a Pandemic, has been a very busy man lately, visiting hospitals, announcing awards, new initiatives, etc. Strangely however, he seems to only be going to major media markets in battleground states
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Subby is betting Parscale will state tomorrow he was wrong in his claim of $131M raised for the Trump campaign and it's actually $11M higher
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people said it couldn't be done, folks. That we had no chance. But we did it. We did it with Trump. WE HIT 50,000 NEW CORONAVIRUS CASES IN A SINGLE DAY. Woooooo-hooooo. USA USA USA USA
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only two states meet the minimum requirements to even think about reopening
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We are in for a voting disaster for the 2020 election, everything you could possibly imagine will collide in November and wreak havoc upon the nation. Enjoy the election season while you can
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Would you like a side of COVID-19 with that burger?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seeing how well Americans are doing with coronavirus so they can travel abroad again, America Airlines announces that they will be offering 25% fewer international seats in 2021
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats declare DeSantis dedouche, deduce deweapon for deelection is demeanting deGOP's response to deCoronavirus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mississippi votes to change its flag and that's that, all Confederate symbols are gone from US state flags.....except for the "hidden" ones on Florida, Alabama, Arkansas', oh and the fact that Georgia still uses the ACTUAL official flag of the CSA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Jr: "It's not 'too complicated to wear a mask.'" I'm Eric too busy eating paste to comment
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon declares California, Florida, and Michigan no-go areas due to COVID-19 prevalence. US space force insists on nuking states from orbit, says it's the only way to be sure
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Welcome to NY, NJ and CT unless you are from one of the 16 states listed in the article
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Facebook says buh-bye to Boogaloos
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Anyone with an IQ over 80 isn't invited to Trump's Mt. Rushmore burning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats debate the Biden effort to expand the electoral map
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says if drastic measures aren't taken to contain the COVID-19 surge we could see *pinky to lips* 100,000 new cases a day before we know it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And without a look back, Muenster became the first of 10 Kemp's ridley and green sea turtles to paddle forth ... word salad, yes, but man is it dusty
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on the Affordable Housing Crisis, including evicting people by Zoom in their time of desperation; "you're throwing people out of their homes via Zoom, a platform you're using because it's not safe for people to leave their homes"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In New Jersey, indoor dining at restaurants is now off the menu indefinitely
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rhode Island and Connecticut glare at other 48 states over their tiny masks
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Silent majority" seems an odd spelling for voter fraud
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After last week's exciting Talladega race, we need a Poconap. It's the Pocono Organics 325. (3:30 PM, FOX)
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
I blame the oligarhy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden widening lead over Trump in new poll. But, don't worry, Trump will surely come back and win because... well because
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP grapples with Trump's toxicity, lamenting the hate is backfiring
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is it correct to label them hackers when you publicly post the link and password to your Zoom meeting?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Complete your confederate statue set with this one little accessory: Bubba Rope. It comes pre-tied
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden just lost the anti-mask vote, not that those still alive were going to vote for him anyway
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Overview of polls to the left (good news for Democrats in the Senate), obligatory response to ignore all polls to the right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump World in chaos
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden bulks up staff in key battleground states
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How bad is the surge of COVID-19 cases in the sunbelt for Trump? "There is no guarantee Trump can squeeze out enough rural votes to hold Texas"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
New Polling Shows Trump's Electoral College Advantage Is Slipping
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That GOP guy Trump didn't back in the primary is kissing Trump's ass so he'll back him in November. Bold move Cawthorn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump bringing the Senate safely into Democrats' hands
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
As Covid-19 spikes in states that opened too early, New York's Covid-19 hospitalizations have fallen below 1,000 for the first time since mid-March. See what happens when you have an adult in charge
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We can't leave
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Why Biden's Polling Lead Is Different From Clinton's In 2016
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Port City Daily)
 
 
 
"Veteran police officers fired for recorded conversations." Well, how bad can it-- HOLY SH*T
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper: if you like the mask you have you can keep the mask you have. If you like social distancing you can continue social distancing. If you aren't willing to do either you can FOH, DIAF, and move to South Carolina
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York, New Jersey and Connecticut to the states that haven't taken coronavirus seriously and are now showing large spikes in cases: GTFO
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's influence in the NC and Kentucky primaries pays dividends
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
"HONEY...There's Gen X coming out of the sink, and it wants to hang out and play 80's music"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The more America opens up the younger the Covid19 patients become
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jacksonville to the RNC: Go spread sickness someplace else
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A major political party is creating lying propaganda to discredit the voting process. In America. In the 21st Century. And this is now considered "normal"
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I like tried lifting my leg up out of the water and saw, 'Oh my god it's a five foot shark attached to my leg'. The pressure was so intense. I was trying to pry its mouth open"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic dispenses invaluable wisdom that is wasted on Farkers
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS hires McKinsey to audit the almost $200 billion in emergency relief funds given to hospitals in the pandemic relief bill. By a shocking coincidence many of those hospitals have highly lucrative contracts with...yep. Mckinsey
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
That Craigslist ad seeking "minority actors" to cheer and wave signs at the Trump rally was a fake, of course; and you know this because if it had been real there would have been at least SOME people at the really
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Brad Parscale claims those who trolled Trump rally "don't know what they're talking about or how our rallies work." In other news, Brad Parscale still employed for now
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Video of a NC teacher known for her research work on right-wing extremist groups being assaulted by a right wing extremist. Tag is for him and the other right winger that was arrested a minute later
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Really? Grant?
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch will pay Drew $20,000 to exercise
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Fri June 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump acknowledges voters pose the biggest threat to his reelection
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We're at the point now where a sitting president who has a terrible track record in winning lawsuits is going to rely on winning lawsuits to get re-elected
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Before retiring Aunt Jemima, Quaker Oats never consulted Aunt Jemima's great-grandson
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Plan? Like to keep people from getting each other sick? Oh, Tulsa BOK Center arena, you sweet summer child. P.S.: Don't hold your breath for payment, either
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Iron Duke Brewing forced to change name after Duke University thinks someone might accidentally enroll there and try to earn a degree. Once again proving, Duke Sucks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Republicans increasingly worried about their November election chances: "The environment really sucks for us right now." You mean the environment that you and your President created over the past three and a half years?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Silver lining: Donnie's Tulsa rally is going to make for a tremendous coronavirus experiment. "If you don't get a superspreader event coming out of that it would be surprising"
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
America's oldest mystery may have been solved. Also, what's a Croatoan?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Begun, the mask war has
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Thu June 18, 2020
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Google "Florida Man" and your birthday and see what was happening on your special day. Link goes to subby's usual weekend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The next Coronavirus hotspot is going to be where you'd expect
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm not a racist," says man spray-painting racist slogan on statue of Arthur Ashe
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protests have been ongoing across the country for three weeks -- but do not appear to correlate with any increased rate of coronavirus
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Super PAC to boost Joe Biden ahead of the election created by ... the GOP? Politics really does make for strange bedfellows
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Two options that Biden has to ensure electoral victory in the 2020 presidential election are to 1) Rebuild the Blue Wall or B) Chase the Sun Belt. [whynotboth.jpeg]
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Branch Covidians in North Carolina celebrate the new record spike in cases by initiating the "Burn Your Mask Challenge"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A second round of lockdowns may not be as effective
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Remember when the Confederacy raised its flag on the rocky northern California coast?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager described his paid media strategy as the "Death Star." Apparently, he never watched the last 10 minutes of "Star Wars"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Are liability waivers for employees and customers the new normal in business? And what's going to be (inevitably) buried in the legalese?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Due to "current data surrounding the pandemic in North Carolina," the Nascar All-Star Race will instead be held 3 feet outside of the state in Bristol, TN
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cash, the answer is cash. If you think the answer isn't cash, you're an idiot who probably also thought Ole Miss was "doing things the right way"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP candidates must now balance the pros, cons, and faceplanting of running with Donnie
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"As far as the virus is concerned, we can allow it to dominate us, or we can learn as much as we can about it and we can learn how to live with it in a safe, prescribed manner. And I think the second option is the one that's going to be adopted"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody, we're half way there
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Don Lemon responds to being called out by Dave Chapelle, is not in the mood to party
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cadet Bonespurs doesn't see anything wrong with US military bases named after our enemies. Can you name 10 Americans who deserve to have a base named after them?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"[He was] completely naked, other than running shoes, I will admit, I was looking him up and down, like sort of confirming... are you really naked? Not because I really wanted to see, but just because I was trying to assess the situation"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
City of Charlotte to the RNC & Trump: You owe us some money, and we want paid. Like, uh, now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local health officials are facing firing, death threats or both because they won't go along with politicians who put the almighty dollar over public health
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Master race thwarted by not using incognito mode on phone
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Would you expect anything less from America's 6'8", 185-lb. president with his gloriously massive hands and ability to evaporate viruses with his mind?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC warns U.S. may reimplement strict coronavirus measures "if cases go up dramatically". Good luck with that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Liberty University basketball player Asia Todd enters transfer portal because of "racial insensitivities" at the school
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Woman charged with hit-and-run of a construction worker, DUI, 2nd-degree sharpie eyebrows
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's attitude about the Covid-19 virus: if we all just pretend it isn't here, it will go away
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(AP News)
 
 
 
White House to blame imminent COVID-19 spike on Mexicans, because of course
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
ABC announces GOP 'Rona Fest 20 will be crucial to one state
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
TLDR; If Texas is in play it means the election is in the bag. Well, I guess I can just stay home on November 3rd and play Descent like a true patriot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero asks why COVID continues to spike. Obvious tag last seen hooked up to a ventilator in the ICU
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Act like a third world nation and you'll be treated like one
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Thu June 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Before you attend that MAGA rally, make sure you read the liability waiver. Wait, liability waiver?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Summer plans canceled due to Coronavirus? How about a nice tour through the American South and Southwest? And Al Jazeera has helpfully mapped Confederate monuments, so you and your anti-racist friends can say "hi." Respectfully, of course
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"B-b-but he only knows the BEST words"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dow plunges more than 1,800 points as Wall Street realizes that the US has a spiking number of COVID-19 cases and diminishing hospital capacity ... again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB Draft, Rounds 2-5 at 5:00 PM ET on ESPN2. The draft will conclude and we shall see who the big steals are going to be. Let's do this
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Lung transplants are the newest side effect of the 'rona
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The Tulsa Race Massacre was the site of the single worst incident of racial violence in American history. Naturally, Trump is holding a rally in Tulsa on Juneteenth, the sacred day celebrating the end of slavery
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump will 'not even consider' renaming military bases honoring Confederates. "Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with. Respect our Military." Somehow forgets that the CSA wasn't part of the 'Greatest Nation'
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You blew it, America. You were not ready to reopen from the coronavirus
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old & busted: dating while herpes positive. New hotness: dating, working, traveling while COVID-19 antibody positive
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump think tank call hints at another Covid-19 outbreak
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Rood to Tata.... Normally one should not be rude to tatas
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you had Oklahoma for the site of Trump's first post-coronavirus rally come on down and help spread the joy (and the virus)
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
OANN in an internal civil war over the "report" where they claimed an old guy fell and hit his head for the ANTIFA cause
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MacLean contends that his philosophy is so stark that even young libertarian acolytes are only introduced to it after they have accepted the relatively sunny perspective of Ayn Rand
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
GOP tentatively selects the most appropriate state for RNC
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Disney hides racist movie, forgets to hide racist ride
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Here's an exciting prospect for you formally 'violent' Antifa types who want to go peaceful: become an informant for the FBI by tweeting that you're a leader of Antifa and they'll contact you
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Article asks "Will this year bring a repeat of the post-election legal mess of 2000?" A repeat? Dude, this is 2020. If anything it'll be worse
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Actress who came out in role in Supergirl decides her life needs to imitate her art and comes out IRL
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's "Scanner" conspiracy theory apparently came from OANN. And it's just as crazy as you thought
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Worry not all you 'end of the world' types, after the coronavirus finishes ravaging us, another hidden and deadly respiratory disease will be right around the corner
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Poll shows 46% of Republicans think "America's on the wrong path". Remember back when you could murder who you wanted? Those were the days
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Sun June 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."― Elie Wiesel. Civil unrest, Day 13
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obvious: 80% of Americans say things are out of control. Fark: 15% say things are under control. Double Plus Good Fark: 3% why not both?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The card house appears to be ready to fall
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What if they held a convention and nobody came?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The George Floyd protests on Saturday were great and these photographs proved it
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Check out this Megalodon tooth that this 5-year-old kid found. Still think that great white tooth that you found is awesome?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Female student decides to wear pants instead of dress to graduation at South Carolina high school. Let's see what happens next
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This week in swing state polls: RNC considering August convention in Phoenix, AZ. "It's the sort of punishment you'd only accept for a state that means instant death for your Electoral College path if you lose it"
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(CREW)
 
 
 
"B-b-but he donates his salary"
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Raleigh Police open fire on gay bar against Black Lives Matter Protesters who were INSIDE the parking lot
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
White House caught posting debunked videos supposedly showing Antifa instigation of riots, Emmanuel Goldstein kicking puppies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Since Charlotte is out, where will the Republican National Convention go next?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some coaches believe the NCAA is out-of-touch with the schools. Congress is a bit busy to intervene and help out. Some still believe in the collegiate model as it is
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In Dec of 1944 with France firmly in Allied hands, the Germans launched a final, desperate, counter-offensive that, while it had some initial successes, ended up sealing their fate as it depleted their resources. Why do I bring this up? Oh no reason
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
NFL to make teams remain at their facilities for training camp, so no Panthers in historic Wofford, no Raiders enjoying Napa, and no Cowboys in Oxnard, a place as beautiful as it sounds
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(Stack Exchange)
 
 
 
My eyeglasses broke the first week of lockdown. I will have had opportunities to fix them if I just understood the future pluperfect tense
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Election officials respond to Bill Barr's assertion that mail-in ballots produced by a foreign country will enable all kinds of fraud: Dude, you're full of shiat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cooper puts an end to the NC vs. GOP struggle over the GOP convention: "Planning for a scaled-down convention with fewer people, social distancing and face coverings is a necessity." Your move, children
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The military generals are speaking out. Unfortunately, they're all retired
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Need a safe anodyne statement to show you and your brand really care? There's a template for that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP pulling convention out of North Carolina goes from "delusional spur-of-the-moment Trump tweet" to "probably going to happen"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather knocks out George Floyd's funeral bill
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judges in Harris County, Texas were far more likely to appoint lawyers who had donated to their campaigns to represent poor criminal defendants. Yeeee-haaah, Lone Star justice, y'all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump looking to invoke Insurrection Act, grab America by the Posse Comitatus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well we may have rioting in many cities, but at least the COVID-19 pandemic is over, right? Uh oh
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Operation Overlord ready for Minneapolis
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(Thirstin' Howl)
 
 
 
Scary video of the second largest pack of the only wolf species native to the United States
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think the transplantation of goat testicles into human scrota, the FCC, Hawaiian folk songs, amputations, the Mexican government, Jimmie Rodgers, Gene Autry, and autographed pictures of Jesus could be related. Yet here we are
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Protests, curfews and now the National Guard. This is Saturday night's civil unrest thread
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old throws a prom for his babysitter after hers was cancelled. It suddenly got dusty in here
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee decides that if the coronavirus doesn't kill you, the pesticides will
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NC Governor: Trump wanted full convention, no social distancing, and no masks ... because of course he did
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Fri May 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday and we have all kinds of fresh Hell in stock. Come get it while it's hot in the MSNBC Primetime thread. Sale starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A Slatesplanation of why police responses to the anti-lockdown and George Floyd have been so very opposite from each other. Almost like, I dunno, they're hot and cold? No, maybe wet and dry? Dang, there's gotta be some opposite imagery that fits here
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP has submitted its plans to North Carolina for keeping the convention safe. Basically, hand sanitizer. Lots of hand sanitizer. And, well, that's about it
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Thu May 28, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber not feeling too spritely after sending 1000s of e-bikes to be scrapped in lemon of Lime deal
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How the fark did Zagg Brands, maker of mobile accessories including InvisibleShield screen protectors, Mophie batteries and iFrogz headphones get $9.7 million PPP relief funds when they didn't pay US taxes by funneling profits overseas?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎵He wore a Trumpian saddle, he ignores deputy stars, he rides off to battle, with Democrats near and fars🎵
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Wed May 27, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Wednesday, where we wonder why we're whacky. This is the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida angles to host pro sports, political conventions, possibly acute outbreaks of disease
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
100,000
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: It's my convention and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if this happened to you. State of North Carolina: CSB, oh and don't forget to submit your health plan for our review Kthnxbye
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Tue May 26, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Only five more alleged days until this alleged month is done. Let's sit back and scream at our televisions while we watch the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Chairwoman says she has received inquiries from "several states" about hosting the RNC if North Carolina cancels. Which ones? Different PLACES *jams straw into her Coke scattering a basket of french fries*
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is Britney Spears circa 2003
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How do you sell a $15 million penthouse in the middle of the pandemic? Here's today's Slatesplanation, featuring an interview with a real estate agent who refers to himself as the "Danielle Steele of real estate"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
50,000 GOP volunteers in 15 states will watch polling places "to challenge people they believe are not eligible to vote". Papers, please
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's vote-by-mail fear destroyed live on-air--by Fox News
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Karen would like to speak to the manager of North Carolina
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(WFAE Charlotte)
 
 
 
Meet Korona Karen's braying jackass of a husband, Terroristic Threat Todd
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Sun May 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"National parks hope visitors comply with virus measures." You mean the people who manage to fall into fenced off hot springs and try to make selfies with bisons? Sure, good luck with that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Of course it started at a country club
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Luke DeCock upset with new NCAA enforcement process, having to go through life with very unfortunate name
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Robert Moog's birthday and International Synth Day. Juno any synth puns?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
What would Jesus vandalize? A church in North Carolina for starters. You got to nip these things in the bud
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
When you want to get away for a nice, quiet vacation this summer, here's some places to go where everyone else will be because we've told you where to go for a nice, quiet vacation
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Weirton Daily Times)
 
 
 
It's a rare Wednesday night NASCAR event at Darlington with the Toyota 500...kilometers? What in the name of Junior Johnson is this Euroweenie metric horseshiat?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ALEC and GOP lawmakers are urging the Feds to not bail out the states. Reasons are it'll cost too much and people might end up wanting to raise taxes on the rich
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
White House lawyers: "Please dismiss this lawsuit over us gutting the EPA as is our absolute immunity right according to Constitution, v.2020" ..... CA Federal judge: "As if"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
In what is quickly becoming a cliche, pastor who held in-person services tests positive for the coronavirus
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(Morganton News Herald)
 
 
 
Non-violin offender charged for running naked in Fiddler's Run
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(Morganton News Herald)
 
 
 
Non-violin offender charged for running naked in Fiddler's Run
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My town is being torn asunder because our lone coffee shop shut down"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
More blood for the blood god
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on Dick Burr's off-loading of $1.7 million in stock after a secret Senate meeting about market impacts due to a pandemic; "The only way that could have been shadier is if Burr bought shares in the actual Coronavirus"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The cellphone data following the anti-lockdown protests is in and you already know the rest of this headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: A guy residing in a mammoth hole for past three years calls out, "Justice Department must get off the sidelines and do its job, regardless of whose political interests might be damaged"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
State and Federal data on Covid-19 aren't jiving, just like Rick Dees in the 70s
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Sun May 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some people had no problem filing for unemployment
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Welcome Tropical Storm Arthur to the hellscape that is 2020. Bonus: expected to clear out East Coast beaches, so it's got that going for it, which is nice
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina: One is coming
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee, eyes Joe
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
First the courts say tomatoes are vegetables, now they say spiders are insects. What next, tofu is food?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina Christian leaders are demanding Governor Cooper allow their followers the freedom to catch the coronavirus
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(Time)
 
 
 
There are smart and safe ways to re-open a country. Then there's the US
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, older Americans dying off left and right is having a profound impact on their opinions towards Trump
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus, Murder Hornets, and now 17-Year Cicadas are in the picture to drive you slowly insane with the relentless BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage apps rose for the fourth straight week, up 11% because who doesn't want to move during a pandemic and lockdown?
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Unlike conservative groups, evangelical churches, and 'murican patriots, this anarchist community book store is not being run by a bunch of hypocrites
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
The few. The proud. The socially distant, facemask wearing, always faithfully wiping their exercise machines after use, Marines
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What to make of Blue leaning Senate polls?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: coronavirus rates are dropping rapidly. WH task force data: about that
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While at Duke, Zion Williamson may have been given a small portion of what he's worth. NCAA sucks
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MealTeamSix goes to a Subway sandwich shop
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Need some cash? Falling behind on the bills? Tired of all those phone calls from people asking you to pay them? Just pull off a special-ops mission in the heart of South America and enjoy that sweet, sweet bounty money
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic governor has to decide whether to ban the Republican convention in the name of public health or let them all go and get infected. Decisions, decisions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shoeless Joe Jackson baseball card from 1910 sells for $492,000. Say it ain't so, Joe
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Thu May 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I guess I won't do this again." As last words go, that's not bad. Tag for the deceased
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always a silver lining if you look hard enough - no political canvassers this year
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst may want to lace up her breadbags and prepare to leave DC as her lead rapidly evaporates in Iowa
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US is starting to return to its roots as a Republic. Unfortunately, it's the Weimar Republic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marginally proficient cook baking a cake for my wife for Mothers Day. Looking for suggested recipes, LGT one example
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The housing market braces for crash
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats are now slight favorites for gaining control of the Senate, worry not though they'll find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Excess U.S. deaths hit estimated 37,100 in pandemic's early days, far more than previously known. "I think people need to be aware that the data they're seeing on deaths is very incomplete." No kidding
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(AP News)
 
 
 
25-year-old law student spent early days of pandemic playing Pokemon Go, until he noticed the birds: "I thought, why don't I take up birding? It's like real-life Pokemon Go"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, reading between the lines does not warrant a traffic stop
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Things people are buying online now due to the pandemic instead of in-person: Groceries, Liquor, Politicians
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The derp core containment field is collapsing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No joy in Mudville as the Little League World Series has been struck out
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, start your engines NASCAR to resume with 7 races in 10 days. Darlington opens first race after shutdown - on May 17th. Sorry fans, not you, Crew only
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham donor and supporters flip to his Democratic opponent
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The following is a complete list of states whose residents give President Trump better marks for handling the pandemic than their governors: [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sen Thom Tillis, who once proposed restaurants eliminate mandatory hand washing for employees, is suddenly forced to align himself with Democratic governor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like the country's going to be forced to reopen regardless of whether it's a good idea. Coronavirus approves of this post
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
LabCorp sees a loss. Who knew all this testing would actually cost money?
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like a turtle in a knife fight in an alley
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Family pet tests positive for COVID-19. Your dog wants antibodies, thinks Duke sucks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
North Carolina hoops (do they have any other sport?) just got dunked on by a walk-on
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you are driving a dead woman's car, you should probably not be speeding... especially if you put her dead body in the trunk of her car
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are now one million confirmed coronavirus cases in the US, 5.6% of whom have died so far
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That 3 month old child might be a little too drunk .... what do, what do? Cocaine, of course
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
A ReOpenNC leader admitted she tested positive for the coronavirus; she also refused to say whether she attended public demonstrations during her quarantine
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Woman 'stunned' to be on crowded flight with no social distancing, having apparently been previously unaware of the average American's self discipline or American Airline's lack of concern for passenger survival rates
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Glug, glug. Here, catch this anchor
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mom has ten kids in ten years despite having only one date with her husband a year. I guess we know what happens that night
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Catfishing to get a date. New Hotness: Catfishing to commit a federal crime
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Sat April 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nervous Republicans see the S.S. Trump sinking, and taking the Senate down with him
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Fri April 24, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Sometimes mail-in ballots get sent to wrong addresses, therefore vote-by-mail is the worst idea since Zune. QED libs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh nothing; just some demographic projections on how many more Republicans than Democrats are expected to die of Coronavirus between now and Election Day in swing states
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A New Hope. And there is another
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Restaurants are turning their parking lots into drive-ins. Now you can watch people suck face while you feed yours
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, not the beer, too; we need that
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Jason Isbell releasing his new album a week early only to independent record shops. Includes a "value priced" CD option for people who are stuck in the 90s
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The remaining Koch brother, who was the driving force behind the creation of the Tea Party, has apparently decided that the shutdown protests are just too much crazy even for him, and his network of groups and PACs is coming out against them
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump aides exploring ways to to get the "frustrated" president out of Washington. - I dunno about you, but RESIGNATION works for me
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Private petri dish in Tennessee announces it will open on Monday
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Protests against government epidemic policies aren't entirely rare, but a president joining with protestors in his own country, rallying against his own policies, is
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
E pluribus chaos? Trumpanes eunt domus alba?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida among slowest states to process virus unemployment claims, hopes problem will solve itself
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Biogen offers blood sacrifice to atone for unleashing plague on humanity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely sea shells I see piling up on the sea shore thanks to coronavirus keeping sea shore tourists away
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Governors ask Trump to stop inciting riots
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Please, proceed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Then the state-by-state idiocy began
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Senate majority is suddenly in play
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Don Hutson makes some sense here too, but the Packers opt for Steve Largent, who has a chance to become a go-to weapon for Aaron Rodgers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
KFC to sell plant-based fried chicken in China. Serves them right
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Make your conference call the donkey show you've always known it to be
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Social Darwinism "takes hold coast to coast". Reality: in 1/10 of the states
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Truckers are again becoming 'Knights of the Highways'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump brags that America will have the best death count, the biggest in the world. Yuge
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House is gambling our lives to preserve Trump's immunity to prosecution
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hey there Essential worker, We know it must be hard for you, low wages, no adequate PPE gear. We hear your requests for sick leave and hazard pay. Know that it has not fallen on deaf ears. Please enjoy this Free Lunch, Candy, and Pizza Party
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The protests against lockdowns and social distancing sure do look a lot like Trump rallies. Bonus: they seem to be fueled by online Russian disinformation programs
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"And so the sad irony here is that the protest was that they don't like being in this stay-at-home order, and they may have just created a need to lengthen it, which is something we're trying to avoid at all costs"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michigan was just the tip of the anti-American-lockdown protesting this week. I for one welcome our new Coronavirus Zombie Overlords
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(CNN)
 
 
 
COVID-19 may have opened a career opportunity for all you nerds who hang out at this tab
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Let's check in on who's most motivated to vote this fall. Oh boy, those people are really pissed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Richard Burr owes "owes everybody in North Carolina and the United States an explanation" about his stock trading according to Nanc- excuse me, Senator Chuck Schu-, uhh make that *rub eyes, cleans glasses* Sen Thom Tillis (R-NC)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rebooted Clinton era attack dawg James Carville sure knows his stuff, says that the Republicans can absolutely win the fall election -- if they cheat
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Fact Check: "No, Michiganders aren't banned from buying American flags" wait..MichiGANDERS? Are there Michigooses,too? Michigeese?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Independent Tribune)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure what's weirder with this picture: The seemingly erased head of a girl, the confederate flag draped from a bull statue's horns, or that apparently, a high school student would show up at school this month
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tired of those regular, boring, stuffy Zoom meetings? Why not add a goat or a llama to your meeting?
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yep, turns out the Wisconsin primary was a trial run for November
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