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Mon August 15, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons isn't done monetizing KISS
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I love apples but eat them inconsistently. Old infirm apples are not at all bad for pie as long as they're not rotting, but I like to try something else. Any recommendations for apples about to go? (Bonus points for savory uses)
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fifteen Marvel characters who need to appear in the MCU
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Thu August 11, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You'd think a language wouldn't survive without words for yes and no. And you'd be right. This one is on the verge of dying out
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Massive solar storm causes STEVE to reappear over North America. We didn't even know he left
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Headline: "Record Death Valley flooding a once-in-1,000-year event". Climate change: "Hold my beer"
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio Supreme Court says "Go Blow" by a vote of 6-1
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today is humpday, so try a camel burger
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
World's last great comet hunter hitches a ride to the cosmos
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Tue August 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Thinking of taking advantage of the new $7,500 EV tax credit? Good luck finding a car that qualifies for it because of the domestic battery requirement
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Prey" hits 100 on the Former Governor/Predator Actor Scale
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Sun August 07, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Veggies grow bigger in the Arctic? You can't explain that. Oh wait, yes you can
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Fri August 05, 2022
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Paleontologist, excavate thine own backyard. This work at home trend is getting extreme
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Thu August 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I have HAD it with this monkey-fighting toxic culture and race to the bottom on this monkey-fighting plane
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a long day livin' in Reseda. There's a freeway runnin' through the yard and I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her. Now all the vampires walkin' through The Valley move west down Ventura boulevard to the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dozens of earthquakes strike after volcano starts erupting near capital city of Reykjavik in Iceland
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Mon August 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Scientists claim humans migrated to Alberta oilsands as long ago as 13000 years and even then hated Trudeau
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Canada's Candy Funhouse is hiring a Chief Candy Officer for a candy-tasting position that pays almost $80,000 per year. Major qualification: You must be over 5 years old
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to blow up a golf course than a crazed Carl Spackler it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Funny Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Amazon: We hire ex-felons. We're happy to. Because they will help us bust unions
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Sat July 30, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Total Climate Meltdown is the name of my meteorology-themed glam metal band
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Electric Lit)
 
 
 
Turn on your ansible, and listen for the Le Guinn Prize shortlist
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Thu July 28, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stellantis earnings rise as electric vehicle sales expand, expansion into galactic arm
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(Variety)
 
 
 
No love and thunder for Malaysia
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Creepy clowns from the 40s/50s - in creepy Kodachrome color. Sleep tight
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Man, natures youngest foe. Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yo dog, we heard you like Antetokounmpo, so what we did, dog, is because you had one Antetokounmpo, we traded Antetokounmpo to the Bucks, so now, player, you have two Antetokounmpos, so you can get your Antetokounmpo on, dog
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Mon July 25, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police have released a photo of the murder suspect. So, if you see this man with what appears to be a slightly faded white iStock tattoo across his face, you are asked to contact police immediately
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Sat July 23, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
UN health agency chief declares monkeypox a global emergency ... which will likely be responded to as well as the previous global pandemic
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Beavers are heat wave heroes"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Study says deep-brain stimulation can help reduce alcohol cravings and consumption. Drunk Subby will hoist a few to this find
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Cleaner air results in less clouds which means less solar radiation reflected which means more warming. Oh fark
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Thu July 21, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Thousands of innocent Mormons crushed under the treads of an insensitive government machine
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Ripped from the headlines of the Bangor Daily News: Maine's ugliest bird vomits on intruders
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Monarch butterfly populations rapidly shrinking. Brock Samson wanted for questioning
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Critically endangered ugly-ass baby Addax makes debut at zoo. Next stop, Wordle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ Day-o, day-o. Daylight come and we don't want to be sterile. Come Mister tally man, tally me banana. Daylight come and we don't want to be sterile
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HP hires Michael Scott to write a press release about what employees have really been missing about the office
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Online candy retailer is hiring Chief Candy Officer for $100,000 a year, will be in charge of trying all new candies. Sweet
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2018 DHS bought location data harvested from apps on hundreds of millions of cell phones and used it to track more than 336,000 people, mostly for immigration purposes. Warrant? They don't need no stinkin' warrant. No, seriously, right now they don't
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Starlink speeds drop as the service struggles to keep up with the torrent of porn and cat pictures that comes with running an ISP
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Headline: ZOMG Bread hits $10/loaf 111 Article: Boutique bakery in selling 2lb loaves at northside Chicago farmers markets for $10
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New theory is that Bigfoot is an 'interdimensional creature that can disappear at will'. This is the best theory Yeti (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Military Times)
 
 
 
US military ordered to convert 2 million pounds of bison meat into pork
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Tue July 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Doritos and Gatorade are good for what ails you, especially if you're Pepsi
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A brief history of pineapple on pizza
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Springsteen announces US tour with E Street Band. Now clean up after yourself
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British conservatives are soooo much more interesting than North American ones
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
MN Wild Hockey star Kirill Kaprizov twice denied re-entry to the US. Will return to Russia with his phony military deferment papers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jake the Snake now has mushrooms to rake
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Fri July 08, 2022
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
July 8, a day with a moment which 99% of humanity is in "sunlight" at the same time. In unrelated news: The Pacific Ocean is farking big
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
HUMAN - l. AM. HERE. T0. ASSlST. Y0U. WITH. HURRlCANE. CLEAN. UP......ST0P. D0. N0T. FLEE. *error* crush kill destroy protocol enabled
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Not to worry comrade, Kaprizov is fine and here with us until war over, da?
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Fri July 01, 2022
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Researchers find out how farked you'll be when an EMP finally hits Earth
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Young Rock Season 3 just took an unexpected swerve
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
ZuoRAT is in your routers eating your cheese
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
1859's Carrington event wasn't the largest solar storm in history. Over 1000 years earlier, one that was ten times bigger occurred. Wow, we really are unprepared
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Tue June 28, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2007, the Bald Eagle was removed from the list of threatened species due to massive wildlife rehabilitation efforts and significant progress in the science of developing small hairpieces for eagles
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Bless the rains in Africa? Time to consecrate these spirits
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember the founding of Pepperidge Farm? Margaret Rudkin remembers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
40,000 year old baby mammoth found in Yukon. Not alive, obviously
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Fri June 24, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Netflix and pink slip
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Thu June 23, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
On the other hand, rates of depression amongst fish at an all-time low
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you live in North America and have been hoping to buy a Nothing, it looks like you'll have to settle for nothing, at least for now
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Milk may not do a prostate good for some men
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Prescribing opiates after surgery just leads to Fonzie moping around on your couch whining about his knee. Most postoperative patients can be given over the counter analgesics for their pain
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The 207 celebrates after feds allow them to keep their statewide area code through end of 2025. While the rest of us struggle with 10-digit phone numbers, Mainers will continue rollin' with 7 every day
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Instead of adorable kitten, back deck contained bobcat. Would not order again
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Sat June 18, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If birds were real, these would be the BEST BIRDHOUSES EVAR
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Amtrak can't get out of New Jersey fast enough
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Put down that mop and grab a screwdriver, Cletus. You're fixin' Teslas today"
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Thu June 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2026 Men's World Cup Host Cities have been announced. Subby's home made the cut. How did yours do?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
We may experience a third La Niña winter in a row. For those of you who don't habla Espanol, La Niña is Spanish for.. The Niña
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's North American far-right field guide 2022. To be used as manual or punch card
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(Apple)
 
 
 
No one will be able to watch MLS matches starting in 2023
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Recreate your ultimate childhood summer in: 3 movies, 3 dishes and 3 outdoor activities
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More than 14 percent of population may have had Lyme disease. Not just in America, not just in Europe, but the WORLD population
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The pollen is way worse this year thanks to us planting too many boy trees
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
RV maker Thor says there is no love or thunder for its wares. The economy has dropped the hammer
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Grab a nice tumbler or snifter and enjoy National Cognac Day. Brand suggestions, cigars, expensive XO-aged stuff and snob knowledge optional to the right. Link goes to old informative article
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The stars may not be aligned for ya, but beginning tonight Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn will align in perfect planetary order
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Fri June 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The number of monkeypox cases in the US doubles in the past week....to 20. 20 cases total. That's as many as two 10s and that's terrible
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Rec & Parks)
 
 
 
Your growing city needs more urban park space, but there's no free land. Solution: build a walkway in the sky
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
How many boards would a barbarian hoard if a barbarian horde were bored?
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Tue May 31, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While the US gets to see 'Wandavision', Mexico gets stuck with 'All About Agatha'
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Mon May 30, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Farm vehicles now weigh almost as much as the heaviest dinosaurs. This could be a problem, especially if another huge asteroid hits
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta faces a bacon surplus
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Sun May 29, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Well you see Suzie, when a tree and a logging company love each other very much
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
The oldest discovered mine in the Americas didn't produce coal or iron. Which explains why it was always in the red
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Buckle up for an ERCOT-style summer across much of North America
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Sony hopes you enjoy your selection of PalStation Plus games
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Fri May 20, 2022
(NERC NERC NERC NERC)
 
 
 
Summer weather and energy supply outlook, with charts and graphs. Center of US is screwed, and west-of-center not much better. Go east, young man
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Still reading Fark on a 15 year old Core2 Quad? Congratulations, your PC is faster than what you can buy in Russia these days
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ford is not content to let the EVs have all the unexplained fires
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Origins of an outbreak most fowl
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
17 Monkeypox cases in Montreal? How bad could it- OH MY DEAR LORD
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft is testing out one of those machines that goes "BING"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 77th to Pete Townshend, rock and roll's most overt hypocrite
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Landmark case recognizes Bored Ape NFT as an asset. This will evolve well
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tequila just got a lot more exciting
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It can't be said enough: Lachlan Murdoch and Fox News are racist because racism pays in America
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US warns against hiring Best Korea IT workers; in other news some US companies were hiring NK IT workers
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
US selected to host the World Cup
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
"They did us proud"
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stream link for tonight's lunar eclipse. Partial eclipse begins 10:27pm ET ( 7:27pm PT). Totality 11:29pm - 12:53am ET (8:29pm - 9:53pm PT) Eclipse may be darker than usual due to recent Tonga volcano eruption
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We're losing track of Covid, and it won't end well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Restaurants that offer pizza delivery lament the fact that lazy American workers don't want to work for $1.50 an hour anymore
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(The City of Oaks)
 
 
 
Sunday evening, Raleigh and Charlotte area FARKers can enjoy a lunar eclipse. In other parts of the Carolinas, FARKers can show off their superhuman control of the skies
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You had me at 'super flower blood moon'
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam's drummer got COVID so the band had former RHCP guitarist Josh Klinghoffer play drums. Bonus: a fan came onstage to drum for the traditional "Yellow Ledbetter" encore
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Thu May 12, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The US will host the Rugby World Cup for the 1st time, immediately begins stockpiling beer
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK pledges to defend Finland and Sweden if they are attacked while their NATO paperwork gets processed
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The biggest living thing on Earth is being nibbled to death. Subby needs to go check on his mother
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Tue May 10, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ultraconservative Christians who believe their churches don't hate Jews, minorities, and LGBTQ people enough are converting to... OMFG, you have *got* to be kidding
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out Josh Reddick was way more dependent on sign stealing than we realized, and now like a criminal, he's been sentenced to Australia
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aww, those poor anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers may be in for a rude awakening. Or course, that awakening won't be due to morning wood
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
1000 year-old cave figures discovered in Alabama. But enough about Mo Brooks
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
For 2 million years, humans were bigger than you, they were higher than you on the food chain. So get in their bellies
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Canada geese causing problems". Thanks Nostradamus
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Nope spit extract going into trials to help your beat box heal when it stutters
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We're stuck dealing with thousands of years of ancient trash. Why should our descendants have it any easier?
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
When we look back at and catalog all the ways that the pandemic harmed us and our society, "it helped Olive Garden not only survive, but thrive" will almost certainly be at the top of the list. At least in the top five
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What kind of spider is this? PIT
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Thu April 28, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Blueberry Pie Day. Know what we don't celebrate? National Blueberry Cake Day
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Huge new ichthyosaur species uncovered high in the Alps. Many feel this confirms the theory of Noah's Flood while at the same time raising the possibility of primo aqua-weed
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Kids, go outside and play with the giant sloth
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Arthouse film with bloated budget will struggle to make its money back. Another sequel/superhero film at 11
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Pretzel Day, so find someone you like and tie them up in knots
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's a Mi...yamoto, apparently announcing the delay of the Super Mario Bros. movie to April 2023
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sony greenlights Venom 3, another Ghostbusters sequel
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Canada plans to build $1 billion radar system, train Arctic narwhals to point their echolocation antennas at the sky
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Sun April 24, 2022
(The Week)
 
 
 
Sure, they're annoying as hell and really get under your skin with their incessant demands for things like fair pay and safe working environments, but you still can't just fire them, Starbucks
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wild turkey sends man to hospital. Fark: not the booze
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Slums of Shaolin and Queensbridge's Finest have formed a rap Voltron to bring the ruckus to North America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First VW was coming for GM, to dominate the US market; then VW was coming for Toyota, to dominate the US market; now VW is coming for Tesla, to dominate the US market
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Tue April 19, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Now that KUSHIDA has gone back to his home planet, what's next for NXT: Santos & Carmelo play "¿Quien Es Mas Macho?". Tatum challenges a BOAT & Sarray faces off with Tiffany, winner to go on mall tour. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Russians feel "pride, inspiration or joy" about the war in Ukraine while others feel trapped in a Stephen King novel, raising the terrible prospect that the war may ramble on for five hundred more pages and end unsatisfyingly
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