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| Sat January 28, 2023 |
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Noise Factor gets a little cryptic tonight at 10:30PM ET, but all will be revealed. Check out Twin Wizard, Supertouch, The Great Sabatini, Caustic Cassanova, Black Rainbows, Dead Now, and more. Also, an update on The Electric Highway festival
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Father, I am disappointed at your drunkenness. And I will keep hammering on you about this
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The Road to WrestleMania starts tonight at the Royal Rumble. Can K.O. dethrone Roman? Will Alexa beat Bianca? Who will win the Men's & Women's rumble matches? Any returning legends? Unexpected debuts? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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Florida Man appoints himself mayor of Cape Coral, tries to fight everyone in sight. No wonder he wasn't interested in participating in a free and fair election
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In a bizarre interview, Knicks owner James Dolan threatens to stop selling alcohol at Madison Square Garden if efforts to make him stop using facial recognition software to ban people he doesn't like from MSG don't end
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| Tue January 24, 2023 |
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Not wanting to be outdone by tourists, Aussie man angers secretive snake in his own home. No that's not a euphemism
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Tonight on NXT: Roxanne, Gigi & Jacy have a summit, Kayden & Katana defend their tag titles vs Alba Fyre. Wendy faces Elektra, Indi vs Tiffany & Chase U celebrates Thea's first win in NXT. See if Duke spends his own money on a gift at 8 PM ET on USA
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Eleven games for your Tuesday Night Hockey fix, starting at 7:00 PM ET with key games being Bruins-Habs, Panthers-Penguins, Wild-Bolts, and Capitals-Avs. This should help us get through the week
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Just look through your window, look who sits outside. Little me is waiting, standing through the night. When you'll walk out through your door I'll wave my flag and shout "It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread"
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A Tractor-trailer passenger who died 35 years ago has finally been identified. Kids, call your folks tonight and let them know you're OK
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The Doomsday Clock moves closer to midnight than ever before. DOOM I say, DOOOOM
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Check out the trailer for the newest CW show Gotham's Creek.. Dawson's Knights... I mean Gotham Knights where Batman is dead and his kid talks with Joker's kid about emotions and stuff
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On strike from New York, it's Saturday Night
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George Carlin's approach to comedy once got lazy enough for Rick Moranis to satirize Carlin into reinventing his act to be so socially relevant that we're still seeing his observations prove true 15 years after his death
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| Sat January 21, 2023 |
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Noise Factor comes to you at 10:30PM ET and tonight is chock full of some new discoveries this week. RebelMatic, Pale Mare, Sanity Control, Chivo Negro, and more. Upcoming tour news, and a saucy number from a viral video that was here on Fark
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Saturday Night MMA: UFC 283 - Glover Teixeira vs Jamahal Hill for the vacant light heavyweight title, Deiveson Figueredo vs Brandon Moreno for the bantamweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 5:30 PM ET, prelims at 8 PM ET on ESPN, PPV card at 10 PM ET
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"I didn't realize I was dating a criminal until he was arrested on a date"
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If detectives can't trust eyewitnesses they are having secret affairs with to tell the truth, then who are they supposed to be cheating with?
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Harry Hamlin locked himself in his trailer while filming Clash of the Titans because they weren't going to let him decapitate Medusa
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| Sat January 07, 2023 |
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Farker Wenchmaster has a book of short fiction published on Amazon called "Feral Imagination". Ghosts, Gods, Aliens, Cowboys, Elves, and amazing cover art in both dead-tree and Kindle versions. Help a Farker out
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The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 7 is conundrum, as in Late-night host O'Brien took up percussion and started beating the conundrum
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Two Saturday night games to kick off the final week of the season. Will the Chiefs massacre the Raiders? Will the Jaguars win their division by beating the Titans? Kickoff for the games are at 4:30 and 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/ESPN+, respectively
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Nine games for Saturday hockey, starting with the Rangers and Devils at 1:00 PM ET on the NHL Network. Other big games include the Wings and Leafs and Kings and Knights. Have your goon juice ready?
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Alabama Man yells at Florida Man, earns a palm to the face. Just another night on the U.S. House floor
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McCarthy takes it on the 15th vote after agreeing to cede power to the sedition caucus. Our long national nightmare is ov- well, just beginning
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Cage the Elephant singer caged for possessing illegal firearms
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| Fri January 06, 2023 |
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Tonight, Figure Four Friday goes Four Hours: First on Smackdown, Drew & Sheamus battle The Usos. Then on Rampage, Darby defends the TNT title, Top Flight vs DBD & Mox. Then Battle of the Belts V. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst
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Late night TV host Stephen Colbert makes joke about former President Reagan being in hell for doing nothing about the AIDS crisis. Right-wing Twitter: SLEAZY
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"My lover wants to have a baby with me, but his wife is currently pregnant. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Prince creeped out Toto guitarist by showing soul of a flaky musical genius instead of a solid soft-rock session player
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| Sat December 31, 2022 |
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A big Happy New Year from Noise Factor and Big E Radio. Tonight at 10:30PM ET your host plays his best, most favourite tracks from 2022. Sasquatch, Headstones, Samavayo, Cloakroom, Comeback Kid, and Beck? Yes, and much more
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Foo Fighters will Foo again
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At 4:05 PM ET it's Saturday Night Clive with "MBC NYE" in a different location, so no whoofles. The MBC, on the other hand, will ensure plenty of drinking
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M83 promise to again take us to Midnight City
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British expats in Germany complain that Germans are "obsessed with rules". Oh really? What else surprises them? That they all speak in German to each other? (possible nsfw content on page)
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"He reaches out his paw to the vet tech that has been caring for him overnight, showing her just how happy he is that he is being helped. He still has a long way to go, but we won't give up." Welcome to Caturday
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"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." But snow?
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| Fri December 30, 2022 |
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Brian May: Musician, astrophysicist, animal welfare advocate, stereo photography expert, and now, British Knight
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Tonight on Figure Four Friday: On SD, Roman & Sami take on K.O. & the Invisible Man..wait, that's JOHN CENA Then on Rampage: O.C. faces his "Best Friend" Trent for the AA title, Swerve vs Wheeler. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 10 PM on TNT
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Buddy Hield hit a three-pointer within the first three seconds of the game against Cleveland. This shot became the fastest made three-pointer in the play-by-play era
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MSNBC host calls out her children on national television for being idiots
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Texas liquor stores will be closed Saturday night through Tuesday morning. Happy New Year
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One would think the chair of the docks & harbors committee would know how to keep his boat from sinking, or how to salvage it afterwards. One would think
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My wife has had a crap job for more than 20 years. Tonight her boss gifted her a large amount of stock as a thank you. What would you do with it? Difficulty: It's all Tesla stock
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| Wed December 21, 2022 |
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Wednesday night hockey brings us a pre-Christmas treat with 7 games. Tonight we'll see Miami Beach v. Jersey Shore, Canada's Texas taking on America's Texas, Smashville v. Coverupville, a duel of the desert teams, & Ducks gone Wild. Game on at 7pm ET
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Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue. Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn BORK BORK BORK. What are we cooking in tonight's MSNBC discussion thread, live at 7:00 pm EST?
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It will be a very happy holiday reunion for Zeppelin and his mom after the missing dog was found 1,600 miles from home. Welcome to the It's Almost Christmas edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday and please thank those who led Zeppelin safely home
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Today is National Flashlight Day. Not sure how to celebrate
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Messi may have a tough time sleeping tonight
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| Wed December 14, 2022 |
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Turns out it wasn't the goose
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Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well
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Tonight AEW Dynamite "Winter is Coming": Can Ricky Starks beat MJF for his AEW title & diamond ring? Will The Elite tie things up with Death Triangle? Will Ruby get revenge on Tay, "the Face Breaker"? All this & more starting at 8 PM ET on TBS
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Welcome to Wednesday night hockey, the 3rd day of the work week brings us 3 games. The Wings go Wild, it's a western Canadian clash in Canucks/Flames, & Habs/Sens in the battle of teams with 4-letter nicknames. Game on @ 7pm ET
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We need more workers, so let's get those 14-year-olds to work late on school nights
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Ah, the Leicester clubbing season (possible nsfw content on page)
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If you're going to have sex on the job, be sure your mic isn't keyed in, Isn't that right deputy?
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If you live in New Zealand and born after 2008, you'll never be able to experience the joys of hacking up a lung in the morning after a night on the town
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This is the largest NOPE in the world, the Goliath birdeater
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| Sat December 10, 2022 |
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At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor revisits 'The Weird Show'. Inspired by the Farkers who wished it into existence, it gets weird tonight with The Dirtbombs, Froglord, Okilly Dokilly, Desert Sessions, Melt-Banana, and more
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Saturday Night MMA: UFC 282, Jan Blachowicz vs Magomed Ankalaev for the vacant light heavyweight title, Paddy Pimblett vs Jared Gordon. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, TV prelims at 8 PM ET on ESPN2 and ESPN+, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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It's "Fireside" on Saturday Night Clive. Starts at 4:05 PM ET with a routine UV sterilization. Alcohol and fire will follow at intervals
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| Mon December 05, 2022 |
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Subby had no idea this was tonight, apologies for late submit. S. №3 of "His Dark Materials" (covering "The Amber Spyglass," final novel of trilogy) premieres tonight with Ep. №1 "The Enchanted Sleeper" at 9 ㏘ EST & №2 "The Break" at 10, both on HBO
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Get out your wax from Staxx and play a sad song tonight. Jim Stewart, the man who brought so much soul into our lives and our loves, has passed on to greater spiritual heights
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Monday Night Football features the Saints against Bucs. Andy Dalton vs Tom Brady. Will New Orleans march to victory or will Tampa take control of the NFC South? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN
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Tonight on RAW: Elias & Riddle take on the Usos for the tag titles. JBL hosts a high stakes poker tourney. Could someone take it TO THE MOON? Also Seth continues to be a thorn in Theory's side, raid BECKS closet. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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You can join the occult of Uranus tonight
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It's International Ninja Day. Pirates everywhere are scrambling for cover
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"Star Wars" producer Jake Kasdan afraid of asking Lucasfilm Boss Kathleen Kennedy to greenlight SW Specials because she can "see right thru" him, doesn't celebrate Life Day on her planet
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Biden praises some Irishmen, George Clooney and Gladys Knight, among others, at the annual Kennedy Center Honors
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Boogieman's gonna get you...TONIGHT. Yeah she's right, it's a whole different vibe
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| Sat December 03, 2022 |
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Will Herschel Walker get his just desserts? Will we be forced to endure Sarah Sherman? Will anyone be mocking Elon Musk? Will we get a Christine McVie tribute? Keke Palmer hosts, SZA is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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Tonight on the Noise Factor menu at 10:30PM ET is 'The Machinewich'. Start and end with Dutch rockers The Machine and enjoy suggested sides like Hashteroid, The White Swan, and more. Story time goes awry, but in a good way
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Saturday Night MMA: UFC on ESPN 42, Steven "Wonderboy" Thompson vs Kevin Holland, Bryan Barberena vs Rafael Dos Anjos. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on ESPN and ESPN+
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Coming up at 4:05 PM ET it's "Calm" on Saturday Night Clive. May be flammable
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"I loved Christmas until I became a parent"
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