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Fri July 23, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy couple having sex on the beach feel the wrath of the beach flip-flop from irate bather
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Thu July 22, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish locals baffled as tights, pants and sex toy left on rail station bench, wonder if Aqualung had kinky company the night before
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Psycle faster)
 
 
 
The latest Tour de France cheat: motor-doping
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(Psycle faster)
 
 
 
The latest Tour de France cheat: motor-doping
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Mon July 19, 2021
(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Coo-lander: there can be only one
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Imprisoned tortoise makes a run for it, scales 12 inch backyard fence and gets a half mile away after gaining speeds of up 0.00007 mph. Finally found a year later by home warden
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Sun July 18, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Puppy owner horrified after her husky pups turn into smurfs and paint her house blue
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(AP News)
 
 
 
No one wants to clean up bear shiat in 95 degree heat for minimum wage anymore
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(AP News)
 
 
 
No one wants to clean up bear shiat in 95 degree heat for minimum wage anymore
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Fri July 16, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Here are some signs you have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol and need to cut back. Since you clicked this, you probably have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 15, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cobra kisser should not have used the French method (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 14, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots Royal Mail note on postbox reminds 'individual' to stop posting dirty nappies, poo doesn't fly as mail
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dog attempts to hump hedgehog, vet says it did not go well (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you are upset over an airline's bag fee you a) take the bus, b) write a complaint, c) make a fake bomb threat. In related news: Canada man can morph into Florida man if he is exposed to the state for too long
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Small-town newspaper editor has a brilliant idea: Calls the concept of doctoring baseballs a "sticky situation"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
79-year-old Italian barber sells his successful business of 56 years for $1 to employee he hired out of trade school so she can take it over
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Russia now ready for its final test of the country's 'unstoppable' hypersonic 6,100mph missile that is capable of wiping out all US cities, just a little more coal needs to be dug first
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Sun July 11, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I say might you have a cup of tea and perhaps a biscuit for me? Oh yes and an ambulance of course (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Laguna Hills event center gives the boot to ol' Gas Pedo Gaetz's and Marjorie Traitor Greene's Klan-sloganed griftapalooza
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Sat July 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Customs agents didn't even bat an eye
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Thu July 08, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Homeowner decides to explore the intricacies of English unjust enrichment law (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Pence supposedly forgot the line was "thank you sir may I have another" when Trump threw a newspaper at him
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Swingers keep it awkward, daughter lets her husband bang her hot mum (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Largest turd ever' forces part of York pub to close"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Loser actor says Scarlett Johansson should be "embarrassed for Black Widow movie". If you really want to look at something embarrassing, just look at your career dude
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(MSN)
 
 
 
No, you don't have the right to have sex with those students, teacher
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Mon July 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas car wash celebrates the Fourth of July in the most Texas way possible
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Not news: Hobby lobby posts full page ad in newspapers. Fark: Full of bible quotes about how the United States should be led by Christians
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
This is why publicans cannot have nice things: Pub owner forced to turn away 47 paying customers after person books seven tables under false name and doesn't show up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Worry not Sharpie fans, this latest bleaching trend by celebrities trying to remove their eyebrows is probably just a fad [nsfw]
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Sat July 03, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
As a warning to smugglers, Philippines customs authorities crush 21 smuggled luxury cars worth £900,000 with mechanical digger. Must have been glorious for digger driver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Winnie the Poohl
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Thu July 01, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
For the first time ever in 2020, the newspaper industry earned more money from circulation than advertising. In related news, buy TotalFark today, keep this place going
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Wed June 30, 2021
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Toyota stock dropping for the third straight day
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Newspaper credits Republican advisor for Joe Manchin's newfound power, completely ignoring the extramarital affair that was the root cause
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The greatest obstacle to Making America Great Again™? Stairs
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Straight TicTok couple with 'déjà vu' claim they were hot lesbians who were burnt at the stake for witchcraft in Ireland in the year 1500. Kinda want
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Mon June 28, 2021
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Man fights off rabid bobcat by twisting its paw, manages to escape without having to resort to nipple twisting or giving it a swirlie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elton John is not f***ing happy about Brexit (NSFW language - it's a British newspaper, so they print swearwords)
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(The Internet)
 
 
 
Microsoft News link: "Your IQ is 142 if you get 15/20 on this general knowledge quiz" [click] Question one, "How many legs do spiders have?" Cat reading newspaper dot gif: I should send my resume to Microsoft News
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Fri June 25, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Madness descends upon Glasgow, Scotland concerning the Govanhill Sock Mystery, you see there are socks hanging on a clothesline ALL ALONE
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Thu June 24, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Controversial Teddy Roosevelt statue to be removed from American Museum of Natural History in NYC. Robin Williams rolls in his grave
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seven bishops injured after baseless assault by priest
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's sole remaining pro-democracy newspaper to close this Saturday, to be replaced by the Great Firewall
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's sole remaining pro-democracy newspaper to close this Saturday, to be replaced by the Great Firewall
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Subway's tuna fish sandwich is MADE OF PEOPLE. No, not really. But it sure isn't identifiable as "tuna"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Subway's tuna fish sandwich is MADE OF PEOPLE. No, not really. But it sure isn't identifiable as "tuna"
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
No, you can't have your booze delivered to the beach
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Headline: "Rich Lowry stepping down" Article "The National Review has never made money"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman tries to make Piazza Colonna fountain in Rome more attractive by jumping in it naked during heatwave [NSFW]
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Mon June 21, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
UNC Journalism School attempts to give tenure to a black woman with enough credentials to fill a warehouse, but is blocked by a top donor, who's white, on the grounds that her blackness makes her incapable of being an unbiased journalist
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Summer solstice gathering at Stonehenge broken up by the fuzz, interrupting their plans to hitch a ride out of here with aliens
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Sun June 20, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Honestly, who throws a sofa?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The woman who calls herself the head of USAerospace Partners and the Institute for Good Governance, which are the main pushers of the "Italian Connection" election conspiracy theory, is really a realtor in VA who falsely claims to own a $30m mansion
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Fri June 18, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Talk about trying to steal the show: Bloke proposes to maid of honor during someone else's wedding. Disclaimer: the bride totally helps him
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
It would be a shame if I accidentally revealed what I know about your brother the governor. Now, about those legal fees
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't park badly near farms, the owners might retaliate with manure spreaders
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Warrington Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: missing cat shows up like nothing happened. News: dead cat shows up like nothing happened. Fark: cremated cat shows up like nothing happened
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
First murderer convicted via DNA evidence to be released on parole in Great Britain. Labor MP tells community not to worry as homicidal sexual sadism targeting teen girls is just a phase (possible nsfw content on page)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On this day in newspaper history, 1985, it is reported that the Old Cola Drinkers of America filed a federal suit against Coca-Cola, demanding that New Coke no longer be packaged like the old Coke and for Coca-Cola to return its original formula
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bar refuses to serve two women for wearing tops that "made them look topless". After careful analysis, the tops didn't make them look topless, but this may require further study (NSFW)
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Web designer, with not a clue as to how the real world works, gives his baby boy a bonkers name to pay homage to his profession (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Happy Glasgow man strips down to his skivvies, goes wild for 'street rave' because it's good to be alive
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Czech Republic star footballer kicks a wonder goal from 50 yards during match against Scotland, sends goalie into the nets, Scots into disbelief
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Brits come up with a 'Covid alarm' that can detect it in a crowded room within 15 minutes. Of course you'll probably have the virus by then, but it's the thought that counts
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Why has local news collapsed? For one, 2 pages of news and 21 pages of ads
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Fri June 11, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Serious Kidnapping/hostage negotiations now going on at Scots cafe after bizarre ransom note found demanding cheesecake for safe return of stolen gnome
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
🎵 You had a bad day. You went for a dive. Got gobbled up whole. But still you're alive 🎵
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pulitzer Prize Board has given a special citation to Darnella Frazier "for courageously recording the murder of George Floyd, a video that spurred protests against police brutality around the world"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch writes down the value of his News Group Newspapers to zero. The Sun is there
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Thu June 10, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Well, she's dead. Guess she won't need her bank card anymore. Anyone else want a bag of crisps or a fizzy drink?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
She is running for city council in NYC but none of the newspapers in her home district will even publish her picture. Why? Because she's a SHE of course, and Orthodox Newspapers refuse to run any image of a woman
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hybrid Babies Born Across US screams the front page of Weekly World News, er, USA Today
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Tue June 08, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Darwin misses golden opportunity of not being at the controls of train after foolish teenage girl lies on railway track while on her phone
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to a full soccer team assuming one or both of her 6yr old twins can play goalie. Not a repeat from last month
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Herd of buffalo - 1. Lion - 0 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Nutter wearing a gas mask and a top hat on side of road tries to creep out driver, driver pulls over asking: "What the f**k you doing?" then laughs at him
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
I know we're not used to having people over now. But if you do any of this stuff, you probably weren't a great guest before the pandemic either (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Prankster blows thousands during 13-hour bender after telling pals he won £328K lotto jackpot. Jokes on him though, free booze is free booze no matter how funny one thinks they are
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My girlfriend is doing all her coworkers and tells me that for her they are just flings, but I am her true companion. That seems to settle it for her, but for me it hurts. What should I do?
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Elderly man, 90, who has same pub lunch every day discovers kind strangers have paid for his 3-month tab for food and drink. Yeah, kinda happy
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(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
Just be cool and maybe they won't notice they're missing a firetruck
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Sun June 06, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Elon Musk just can't get a break in his quest to get to Mars: Furious Texas locals hit out at him after his rocket launches ruin their quaint little beach town
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Elon Musk just can't get a break in his quest to get to Mars: Furious Texas locals hit out at him after his rocket launches ruin their quaint little beach town
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows wanted to have the DOJ investigate the Big Lie
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yeah having a 'vile' image of kidnapped woman tied up on the back of your pick-up truck will probably get you some cred with your local rednecks but not much else (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember the Castle Fire in California last year? Turns out it killed about 10% of the world's giant Sequoias
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember how mad Tom Cruise was when MI:7 *almost* got shut down over COVID worries? Oh....he's gonna be very mad now
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Thu June 03, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Husband shocked ... SHOCKED to find video of his wife marrying another man on social media
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots welder daughter honors late 'Star Wars' fan dad by making Death Star urn
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Tue June 01, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The reason you see these 'ghost ships' humping on the horizon explained
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(The Walrus (Canada))
 
 
 
It's the algorithms, stupid. Popularity polarization causes a few written pieces to rise to the top, leaving the rest to fend for themselves. Should I still write my article on postmodern architecture and Norwegian black metal?
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Mon May 31, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK goes the civilized route to house the criminals of society, builds privately-run mega prison which has no bars on windows and river views. What could possibly go wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my wife and have been trying to have a baby, but recently I found condoms in her wardrobe and I'm perplexed as to why she would wear a condom. What do?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brit travellers move into exclusive London estate area, say one does not have to pay all that money to live among the rich, you just need a public park to pull into. Yes, the community has a problem with this (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 29, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots cat who broke both back legs diagnosed with rare condition called KATS. You KAN'T explain that
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sen Sinema (D-AZ) claims she would have totally voted yes to invoke cloture on the 1/6 commission, but won't give a reason why she took a four day weekend and missed the vote. Let's speculate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This proves everything about UFOs is true. Wait... "filmmaker claims" ...okay, so at least it's in a legitimate newspaper. Wait... the NY Post ...oh well, back to watching "X-Files" reruns
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The story: Passengers panic on a Delhi-to-US flight: a bat is flying around in the cabin, and they have to turn back to Delhi. The headline: Bat Out of Del. Tag is for whoever wrote the headline
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Fri May 28, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Google Maps image shows rude message mowed into lawn by neighbor who apparently doesn't get along with his next door neighbor
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Street name undergoes sex change, leaves residents doing catch-up for the new gal on the block
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas bans 'reality cop' TV shows. Probably because no writer could make up what's going on in Texas
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Driver hits six-year-old boy with car while high on cocaine and cannabis "I didn't care if he was dead or alive" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
These corrections from the New York Times wedding section are the stuff of hilarity and legend
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Nine people stun police after getting out of real small clown car when pulled over for routine traffic stop
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Thu May 27, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Extra crispy
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Yearbooks recalled because the editor did not see a student citing which book was his favorite
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Yearbooks recalled because the editor did not see a student citing which book was his favorite
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(York Press, UK)
 
 
 
Move over big chip guy. Here's bigger chip guy
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bad bad bunny completely wrecks kitchen, now risks becoming hasenfeffer
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Japan's top newspaper: "オリンピックをキャンセルする"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mysterious anchor-shaped UFO leaves trail of smoke before crashing into sea off East Java. Either that or Kim Jong-Un's rockets are going farther before attacking the water (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Amur tiger cubs born at wildlife park in Scotland
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Fri May 21, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump charges Secret Service $40,000 for being at Mar-A-Lago
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Thu May 20, 2021
(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
"Black Bins Matter"
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Singapore slings "correction direction" upon fake news disseminators like Facebook, Twitter, and forums, warns them not to let users refer to latest Covid-19 variant as the Singapore Strain
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Card Player)
 
 
 
The house doesn't always win
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Promiscuous couple thinks hotel room windows are tinted, goes full randy romps then left horrified after neighbors complain
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
"Can a boy kicked off the Duke golf team grow up to run the Empire State? Can the spawn of a senescent fascist enabler redeem the family name in Albany?" P.S. Duke sucks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Denmark says oopsie, maybe culling 15M minks we thought had a mutated version of COVID, and burying them, wasn't such a great idea for the surrounding local groundwaters
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Mon May 17, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The Golden Gate Bridge is humming. Guess it doesn't know the words
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates divorce is getting uglier and uglier
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Sun May 16, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman draws her bath for a nice relaxing moment of pleasure, finds a whole lot of NOPE in the tap
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Gordon farking Ramsey revisits the same idiot sandwich restaurant that Anthony Bourdain filmed 10 years ago. fark me
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Go away Boss .... Baitin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump is not happy with a former 'lowlife' aide he has been photographed with on many occasions. But he wants you to know that he never met the 'loser'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney credits "eye yoga" for maintaining his vision
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Wed May 12, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Instagram model posts butt photos, film at 11 [possibly NSFW]
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Megalodon shark bares its rows of huge terrifying teeth in close encounter with diver off Florida. Okay just a regular bull shark, but it's still all about the perspective
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Mon May 10, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Local newspaper asks "where is Michigan's best inland lake?". They're all inland lakes; always have been
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Sun May 09, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Grandmother claims she's been abducted more than 50 times by aliens since she was a little girl, has bruises to prove it. Since this is an English tabloid, you can believe she was used as a punching bag by their writers (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, that is the correct response to entering a Wawa
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-run Justice Department secretly obtained Washington Post journalists' phone records and tried to obtain their email records over reporting on Russia's role in the 2016 election
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-run Justice Department secretly obtained Washington Post journalists' phone records and tried to obtain their email records over reporting on Russia's role in the 2016 election
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today in over-inflated news: Man shows off 'world's oldest balloon' that hasn't lost its air in almost 30 years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Chicken comes with the egg for woman having fried one, not before or after
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Thu May 06, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Gus' the brazen seagull walks into supermarket like a boss who doesn't have to pay for lunch, shoplifts tuna sandwich and walks out
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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The big beast of Somerset England, the size of an "Alsatian," filmed in what might be clearest-ever footage of a big cat EVER (with blurry images and video)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman gives birth to seven babies, then two more after someone found them hiding from all the others who were at the party (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 04, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Searchers in Utah find woman missing since November 2020. She just wanted to be left the hell alone for a while
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Blessed are the big noses, indeed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I attended a protest and all I got was this t-shirt that later formed the basis for a mistrial
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Mon May 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Listening to it makes you feel old. Now it's fifty years old
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Listening to it makes you feel old. Now it's fifty years old
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arizona town readies for tourists after 'Nomadland' movie. Forks, WA, nods knowingly
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Sat May 01, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You may have played too many computer games if you've been found dead clutching your Xbox controller after an all-night session
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Fri April 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Legislator, accused of a sex crime, resigns. No, it's not the one you're thinking of
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Raging digger-driver goes on bulldozing rampage, leaves £700,000 trail of destruction after demolishing offices
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Thu April 29, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
Weeners
 
Are Chinese wives secretly feeding husbands impotency drugs to stop their cheating? "It took about two weeks after giving it to my husband for the drugs to take effect. My husband is now very good at home"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NYPD puts down their robotic dog for being too aggressive. Major unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NYPD puts down their robotic dog for being too aggressive. Major unavailable for comment
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A week is a long time in politics. Unless you're former UK chancellor Ed Balls, who's still getting mockery for a minor Twitter mishap ten years later. ED BALLS
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Tue April 27, 2021
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Second-rate tv station reports student at second-rate journalism school gets article published in second-rate newspaper
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times announces that it is retiring the term "Op-Ed," presumably to replace it with the much more accurate term, "trollbait"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This fish is Punk Rock," says the Martha Stewart wannabe writing for the sixth-largest newspaper in America
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shameless couple shagging in park in front of children admit to 'f***ing up' when confronted by furious mum
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Mon April 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"A Virginia woman was fired from her job after she was caught on video telling a Black neighbor she's 'not the right color'"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"A Virginia woman was fired from her job after she was caught on video telling a Black neighbor she's 'not the right color'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man dies after being shot in the butt thru an open window while having sex with another man's wife. Difficulty: Serbian newspaper
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Sat April 24, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
In Ontario, two people die of Covid at home, alone, because overnight they became too sick to get help. Reports newspaper that has consistently published editorials opposing Covid restrictions
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The hedge fund that's been buying up newspapers, has been firing employees then misusing pension funds to buy more newspapers to then fire more people because would you really expect anything less?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Winnie The Pooh is about to shut down all opposition newspapers in Hong Kong because nobody shall question that honey is the best damn thing in the world
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sleep with elephants and cheetahs, Oh My (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Stalker arrested at Taylor Swift's New York building, not Becky's
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Sun April 18, 2021
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Do not interfere with a paper boy, for they really know how to sling it
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Do not interfere with a paper boy, for they really know how to sling it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden's agenda is broadly popular so newspapers are filling column inches with horse race coverage and gossip
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Greatest Scots boss EVER gives his entire staff a full Monday off when the pubs reopen on April 26 so they can enjoy pints, get drunk and not show up for work on Tuesday
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mufasa gives Simba a telling off (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
China now trying to catch up to the US by militarizing space with its building of 'counterspace weapons' to 'blind US spacecraft sensors'. Star Wars indeed
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Smuggler's Notch reopens, Vermonters still have zero faith in truck drivers. Can we get a Fark poll going here for when the first truck gets stuck this year?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Randy boinking couple give students sex-ed lesson from bench in front of school
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Homeowners rip up old carpet in living room, find giant Monopoly board hidden underneath. Now looking for Rich Uncle Pennybags to see if he has some extra cash
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted during Florida storm was 'outstanding,' which is probably why they tell you to come inside when it rains
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
This story has it all: a jetski, romance, quarantine, an arrest, three days in jail, and a breakup. All brought to you from the Isle of Man, the Florida of the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
So who waited in line when pubs and hairdressers opened at midnight in England? Apparently everybody (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Salisbury Journal)
 
 
 
Do a barrel roll! Sir, this is a tank
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Francis telegraphs his condolences to Queen Elizabeth. In other news, telegraphs are still a thing like phone landlines and print newspapers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Huge 6-foot mountain of rubbish dumped in garden after son "advertises his cottage as illegal tip" (that's British for dump). Neighbors a little upset (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 09, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sad: Man tries to accompany body of dead partner to home. Weird: by driving with it in the passenger seat from Spain to Switzerland. Fark: Partner was 3 weeks dead and quite stinking
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
88 yo with dementia drives 375 miles looking for the local repair shop. "I gassed up 3 times." PA Police - "he had his wits about him"
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
88 yo with dementia drives 375 miles looking for the local repair shop. "I gassed up 3 times." PA Police - "he had his wits about him"
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Wed April 07, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man digs up dirty secret after shoveling up concrete "treasure" box in his garden
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First female President of Tanzania calls for freedom of the press and a scientific approach to COVID-19, reversing the policies of her predecessor who recently died of COVID-19
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Inventor Colin Furze builds James Bond car for Top Gear with flame throwers and guns for £7,000. Yeah it's pretty Bond cool
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rookie Royal Navy captain ends his career just like that after he smashes hole in warship causing £100,000 in damage after first attempt at docking in the dark (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dating emergency: Tinder is DOWN in the UK and US leaving singles confused, scared they might have to hook up old school
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Frat breaux end woe, way to geaux
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Brewery customer writes "I'm sorry the server gets screwed on this" on the receipt along with his reason for not tipping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dubai police make arrests over 'indecent' video of naked women on balcony, claiming the whole thing was just a cunning stunt [NSFW pix]
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guest who refused a temperature test visits the most magical jell cell on earth. And he's also out $15,000. Freedom isn't free after all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On their way out the door team Trump mistakenly sanctioned a small restaurant in Italy instead of a Venezuelan oil exporter. Only the best
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Come on where is it? I know I had a penis when I went sleep, where could it be?
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Why yes, Matt Gaetz was the only no vote on 2017 human trafficking bill. Why do you ask?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gaetzgate is all about the Benjamins
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That Italian navy captain caught allegedly passing secret documents to Russia did it for money not amore, which is really out of character
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That Italian navy captain caught allegedly passing secret documents to Russia did it for money not amore, which is really out of character
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The look you get when you realize your interview with a sex criminal will put you at risk for a subpoena
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The look you get when you realize your interview with a sex criminal will put you at risk for a subpoena
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's like if Ethan Hunt was a nerd ... and really into Pokemon
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Sun March 28, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You too can have your own 23-bedroom military fort complete with helipad and saunas because it's for sale at a measly £4.25m. Bonus: 360-degree water views as it sits off the coast of Isle of Wight (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
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(Chron)
 
 
 
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
WeWork will finally be taken public by noted investment adviser... Shaquille O'Neil? Yes, I guess that makes a ton of sense these days
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's youngest Lotto winner crashes hard on coke binge, now living on benefits after blowing £1.8m jackpot
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've been having a hot lesbian relationship with my step-sister. I now want to leave my husband and run away with knowing family holiday dinners will never be the same
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