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Sun February 05, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Satanic Rainbow Tower is the name of Subby's hard rock cover band
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I wonder if there's a way to crap on a hero's legacy and honor a man with no honor? Republicans reply with, "challenge accepted"
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Some evicted tourist)
 
 
 
The people who thought they owned their hotels were surprised when the bailiffs showed up, but not as surprised as their guests
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Did Germany HAVE to send this number of tanks?
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Fri February 03, 2023
(CBC)
 
 
 
Someone call the burn unit because of Canucks fan's obituary: "Russell would've liked to have had six of the Vancouver Canucks to be his pallbearers so they could have let him down one more time,"
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Thu February 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Dear Red Shoes
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Headline writer uses Betteridge's Law to their advantage
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Tue January 31, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Okay, so he's made guitars out of soda cans and newspapers. How about a wood guitar? Eh? Everyone makes guitars out of wood? How about a wood guitar that's only 3/4 of an inch thick?
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
Hero
 
"SAS Hero weaponized farting in operation named 'goon baiting' to wind up Nazis". That's a real sentence. Copied word for word. In a newspaper (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man who killed wife tries the "She was asking for it defense"
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Tue January 24, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My parents kicked me out because they think I ruined their neighbor's marriage when I actually prevented an act of spousal abuse and only later slept with the wife after they separated. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
AI lets you talk to Hitler and Epstein. No word if it will also let you speak to the strippers, JFK and Stalin (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"There's no spark with my wife anymore, but when I interact with women online my loins tingle. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband sleeps in the spare bedroom and doesn't want to have sex ever. What. Do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 21, 2023
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary scolded by mom for looking like bored little boy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former British health secretary has a plan to reform the NHS, allowing patients to feel what it's like to be an American trying to get healthcare
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former British health secretary has a plan to reform the NHS, allowing patients to feel what it's like to be an American trying to get healthcare
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Fri January 20, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I landed my dream job and i really love it, but I am pondering leaving it because I am sleeping with my boss and don't know how else to return to normal. Can I keep my job without the sex?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Flipboard)
 
 
 
Coffee pods surprisingly beneficial for the environment, says newspaper which coincidentally is also owned by a guy who will mail you coffee pods with no fee with two day shipping by subscription
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Wed January 18, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My wife's lover described her as dynamite in bed; but with me she's one of those little white pop thingies you give young kids on the 4th of July that are duds half the time. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Being trampled to death by cows" is apparently a far more common cause of death in Ireland than you would imagine
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The world's oldest person silver medalist gets upgraded to gold
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(Tell Me What To Do)
 
 
 
"I've been an Agony Uncle for the last 12 years and I haven't got a clue what I'm doing"
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Mon January 16, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm unable to stop sleeping with my married Pilates teacher, but we're both women so it's not that bad, is it?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How do I online date?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ye's lawyers yeet
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Now the world knows why Prince Harry is the way he is, he was given one less sausage at breakfast (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 15, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'd like to take steroids to get bigger than my brother in order to get revenge. Good idea or greatest idea?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"We had a threesome, and it has continued. My partner wants the third person move in so we can become a throuple. Is this a bad idea?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 13, 2023
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The stupid, it snacks on the raw fish at the supermarket
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend told me she was all out of love with me, but I'm so lost without her. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An aggressive cancer has danced its way into Michael Flatley. Doctors are trying to end the production
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Thu January 12, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I am... Ordinary Man (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Our granddaughter can't keep a steady job and expects us to keep footing the bill but we don't want to anymore. How do we cut her off?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My wife fell in love on vacation and never came back. Can I have her stuff and should I move on?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Wi nøt trei a rare earths mein in Sweden this yër?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
Hero
 
Dad spots huge 20ft shark with his drone, becomes Jawsome after guiding lifeguards to save his wife, son and hundreds of swimmers
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former newspaper editor shares 12 dirty little "secrets" of political journalism that haven't been secrets for literally decades given the dozens of times we've all seen each of these in any given week
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I tracked down my daughter's teacher on social media and she's ignoring me. Why is that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 10, 2023
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What is AI tech good for besides letting nerds have sexy time? It's now letting grieving families 'talk' to their dead from beyond the grave
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Heir to throne's book thrown in air, stopped reading there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I caught my wife with my neighbor's teenage son. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Survey finds half of top foreign-policy experts say Russia will become a failed state or break up by 2033. The other half likes to stand near windows and enjoy tea in public
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Mon January 09, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend lives with his ex and gets mad when I ask him when he's going to move. Am I being shucked like side corn?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 08, 2023
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Still no word if it's a swan or a goose
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Fri January 06, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover wants to have a baby with me, but his wife is currently pregnant. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 05, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
No, regerts (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Times & Star)
 
 
 
As someone who isn't British, Subby thought "spending a penny" in this headline literally meant "spending a penny". Turns out, there's an alternate meaning. No word on what penalty "save a penny" carries
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Wed January 04, 2023
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Some airline passengers just can't wait for their luggage to come around on the carousel, youngster probably also tells mom to load and unload in the Red Zone
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
County encourages residents to not just throw out dead strands of holiday lights that may contain mercury, and instead bring them in to the e-recycling dropoff, so they can be shipped far away and poison some poor country's groundwater instead
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'm being succeeded by a con man.' This is not a repeat from 2017
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The day our pipes burst, my boyfriend left me at home and went on an all-day bender. Why would he do that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 02, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Was I wrong to end my new relationship after my ex threatened us both?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon and my uncle Rob have the same approach to the fact that the rent is too damn high
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nothing unusual when man shows up at petrol station to fill his tank like most... except he actually pulls up IN his tank and drops £610 to fill it
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Sat December 31, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
There's a tiny little island in Scotland that won't be celebrating New Years with the rest of us in the world, hell the 30 residents there STILL haven't even celebrated Christmas due to their age-old tradition (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 30, 2022
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Director of institute that promotes safe workplaces is fired for creating a hostile workplace, liked to strip down to underwear and grind against staff at mandatory dance sessions. Should she not have done that?
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Director of institute that promotes safe workplaces is fired for creating a hostile workplace, liked to strip down to underwear and grind against staff at mandatory dance sessions. Should she not have done that?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I cheated on my wife and I'm obsessed with digging up dirt on her to use if she finds out. You got any?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter Me Elmo fires janitorial staff, forcing employees to scrounge for toilet paper and work around growing piles of trash
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter Me Elmo fires janitorial staff, forcing employees to scrounge for toilet paper and work around growing piles of trash
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Three newspapers in Alabama move to online only. Subscriber base fire up their modems
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Thu December 29, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tree surgeon cuts down tree to bring light to a house, brings back Jesus Christ instead
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My mom hated me so much that I didn't get an inheritance when she died. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 27, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disney Parks update their website to break the first two rules of Mickey Mouse Club
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
UK's version of Mike Pence, Jacob £-Shillings and Pence, mulls running for Tory leadership should they lose next election. Promises to bring back workhouses, the hulks, gaslit streets, smog and other glories of the Victorian era
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Mon December 26, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
No one should ever wish Vladimir Putin upon cancer (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Gävlebocken is still alive
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Wed December 21, 2022
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Can't afford to charge your Tesla with today's electricity prices? Just hook that sucker up to a UFO
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Can't afford to charge your Tesla with today's electricity prices? Just hook that sucker up to a UFO
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Tue December 20, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tax season is coming early this year
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan man who died in a trailer fire is remembered as a collector of newspapers. Well there's your problem right there
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Football fans, you think World Cup 2022 was too much? Here's how World Cup 2026 will work with 104 matches, six games a day and 48 teams playing in the biggest tournament ever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Story - a private dinner with Murdoch got cancelled due to the Clarkson thing. Buried lede - but for the Clarkson thing, the chair of the "Independent" Press Standards Organisation would have had a private dinner with Murdoch
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Mon December 19, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Amarie Stoudemire celebrates getting his masters degree by punching his daughter in the face
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the first nine days of legal sportsbook betting in the state of Maryland, bettors placed $168 million in bets, which generated a whopping $704,000 in tax revenues, largely because sports books have mastered Hollywood Accounting
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My gambling problems are out of control and are going to ruin Christmas. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 17, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure, let's play with fireworks next to a dead, desiccated tree. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Fool us 1,438 times, and it may finally be too much" modestly suggested by the NY Post
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Fool us 1,438 times, and it may finally be too much" modestly suggested by the NY Post
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I keep trying to stop having sex with my married boss and I worry I might have a problem. What do? Besides keep sleeping with my boss, of course. Can't stop that" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh Snap... goes the Slingshot ride
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Thu December 15, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ex won't let me discipline our son for hitting his sister. What is up with that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Police officers in London reported to bosses for gross dereliction of duty ...for having a snowball fight
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Detroit TV reporter Jason Carr reveals unfamiliarity with Mark Mester by attacking colleagues during "Jason Carr Live" segment until station cuts away, then returning from break to rip station management. Now he has time to read up on Mark Mester
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says I'm turning into my mother but he's the real jerk" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(GoComics)
 
Boobies
 
It is an historic moment when a mainstream comic strip appearing in the family newspaper could be interpreted as NSFW
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Island nation, famous for drunk people lying down to sleep in the middle of the road, is worried even more will be run over now that the Christmas party season has arrived
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Tue December 13, 2022
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
What's black and white and piled all over the place?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
25 years after 'Seinfeld' invented Festivus, a Florida newspaper still wants to publish your grievances. "I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE "
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Dodge Globe)
 
 
 
Subby's hometown newspaper sold to a corp a couple years back, this is now what happens in the obits
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Fark - the undisputed GOAT of journalism" - The New York Times
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Fri December 09, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ex has a new girlfriend, but I'm still having sex with him. What do we have?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
None of the news that is fit to print
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My father put me in the will and left my siblings out; now they won't speak to me and I can't figure out what. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 06, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The woman who runs the corner store I frequent has invited me to her holiday cottage for a sex romp but I'm married. What do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook threatens to remove news from its platform if Congress passes a proposed media law. Oh no. Where will our drunk uncles get their current events knowledge now?
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Mon December 05, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Highly anticipated Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup, featuring all the holiday trimmings in a soup can, has hiat UK shelves for just two quid "and many Brits say they love it" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pele is playing in extra time, moved to hospice after chemotherapy stopped working
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Fri December 02, 2022
(US News)
 
 
 
Florida lawmakers will be using Bob Iger's return as an excuse to reverse their hasty decision to cut off the sweet Dole Whip flavored flow of donated Disney Dollars
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband watched porn on his phone while we were having sex and I am unable to cope with this. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Irish railway executive complains that he's been paid a six figure salary for a decade to sit at his desk and read a newspaper. Did no one tell him about Fark?
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Tue November 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm less concerned about my husband having a mistress than I am about her revealing his wedgie fetish" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I broke my husband's heart when I cheated on him. Now, he's moved on and I can't stand it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Some of Gary Larson's Far Side characters are recurrent, other are alternating
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Who's going to be the one to tell him?
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Fri November 25, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo chews on his nuts at World Cup
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(WFMY News)
 
 
 
Some companies give their employees a turkey for Thanksgiving.Then there are companies that hand out pink slips to all 2,700 of their employees
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modified wooden newspaper rack
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DoJ: Hey, Mike Pence, now that you've written this nice book and all... why don't you come in for a chat
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(Lancashire Telegraph)
 
 
 
"He tooted through the glove box but nothing was taken." Smeller is the feller rule invoked
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Tue November 22, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How do I know if my wife is cheating on me with her male coworkers? I have no proof but I assume because I need to really believe this" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Christie's bangs a gong on controversial T-rex auction in Hong Kong and Jaye P. Morgan flashes her boobies at zombie Marc Bolan and Chuckie Barris in celebration
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hershey brewery selected as best Brewery Tour, no word on how many times the tour guide sings 'Wild Thing, I think love you, but I want to know for sure'
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Funky Winkerbean ends after 50 years of hijinks and cancer
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I started a new job and totally feel like an outsider and intruder. Other than buying camaraderie with lunch, how can I be part of a team?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Evangelical Christians: Donald Trump is not the messiah we thought he was
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Man enters NY Times' HQ with an ax and sword, presumably to hack up their Gutenberg printing press and execute all the carrier pigeons
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says he would rather pay strangers for sex than have sex with me. Should I start to charge him?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft brings Minesweeper and Solitaire to Teams to spruce up, engage on virtual meetings. UP, Microsoft. DIG UP
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Tue November 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Novax WelcometoAustralianOpenvic
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The reason Trump is convinced that these Tax cases and DOJ investigations are nothing more than political hit jobs designed to make him look bad, is because that's what HE would do, correction, ACTUALLY DID
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my wife recently got promoted with a big pay raise and now she's having an affair with her boss. Does one thing have to do with other or is this just a coincidence? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elon Musk demanded a payroll audit to make sure that all the people he was about to pay bonuses to before laying them off were real people. Heywood Jablomie, Amanda Hugenkiss, Hugh G. Rection, Mike Hunt, and I.P. Freely unavailable for comment
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Sun November 13, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Even though he's been out of office for years, Donald Trump is still trying to put up border fences
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Fri November 11, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who were Lake Havasu City grade-school teachers fired for also providing sex ed via distance learning
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I get my girlfriend and my son back after my hubris cost me both?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Why am I still lusting after my drunken ex?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl born on 11/11/11 at 11.11am in hospital room 11 goes to ELEVENTY while celebrating 11th birthday
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Armor-clad surgeons remove live grenade from inside Russian human bomb, multiple pieces of underwear also removed from surgeons (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Star Wars-style laser weapon tested for first time, pew pew pews quadcopter two miles away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband won't agree to take time out of his work schedule to follow my cycles and won't give me a baby. I have a colleague who is very taken with me; can I just secretly have his child?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
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Tue November 08, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Family on trip to the Safari Park unintentionally taunt the masturbation monkey, despite the nearby sign saying not to
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 256 of WW3: US privately encouraging Ukraine leaders to drop refusal to engage in peace talks unless Putin is removed from power. And so begins the hedging, the gradual betrayal, and the slow sacrifice. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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Fri November 04, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wanker prankster police officer orders men to pull down their trousers & underwear during bogus search in street, they comply until he starts eyeing up their junk
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Inside the Berlin Tempelhof airport, complete with creepy Nazi and Cold War relics that you can still visit to this day
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I be concerned about how much I love wearing my girlfriend's stewardess uniform?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My weed addiction is taking over my life and I am really anxious about it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 03, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I tracked down the father I never knew online. I messaged him; he ignored it. I think even blocked me What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
WSJ: Elderly Republican Women don't think abortion is an important issue. That's some mighty fine journalism there, Lou
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
George Brett wants you kids off his lawn, frickin' baseball box scores back in the newspaper. Refresh my memory...what's a newspaper?
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
Slow news day. With bonus low effort attempt at photoshop
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The death of print media has killed Anne Hathaway's hopes for a 'Devil Wears Prada' sequel and somewhere Michael Scott is weeping
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Man, Stanford's recruiting standards have really declined recently. Also, Duke sucks
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Ten years ago, I had an affair with an intern. My husband and I were also trying to conceive. Our son is ten now and he is exhibiting tendencies that remind me of the intern. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fake, right-wing newspapers are being used to spread MAGA propaganda to the twelve people who still remember what newspapers were
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Mon October 31, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I be worried that my boyfriend sexts other women while we're in bed?: (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Eurasia Review)
 
 
 
Let's have a look into those Iranian drones shot down in Ukraine and see where their components come from, shall we?
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Sat October 29, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I'm a Shark. I'm a F**king SHAAAARK ...jump in my MOUTH
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Fri October 28, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Clinton machine has gotten another one, a key figure in Bill's impeachment is dead at 87
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's "free speech' takeover of Twitter instantly leads to MAGA-world leaders being duped by fake press release from TFG
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I've never had friends or a girlfriend. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When Coolidge's death was announced, Dorothy Parker reportedly asked the same question
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Thu October 27, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"After sixteen years, my wife just admitted to cheating on me with my best friend friend. What. Do.?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 26, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Photo of a 1905 dockyard in NYC absolutely 'proves' that time travellers DO indeed exist. At least according to time-travel believers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My adult daughter despises her infant half-brother. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 24, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover is good to me, except when he plays happy family with his wife and kids. I mean, he has to be playing, right? He wouldn't be pretending with me, would he?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Blood pressure medication is destroying my sex life. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 22, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is keeping me a secret because I am 25 years younger. Why is he so ashamed?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 21, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Beware female bovines of Scotland, Lover Boy is on the loose and looking to score
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why so serious, Beijing?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I can't escape the shame of having unprotected sex with an escort" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to reduce Twitter staff from 280 to 70 characters
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to reduce Twitter staff from 280 to 70 characters
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Thu October 20, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British police unable to identify suspect who groped a teenager, claiming that the despite the clear pictures and ankle monitor, they had no evidence to go on (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You call it cancel culture, I call it accountability
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Wed October 19, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm really upset my lover is cheating on me. Sure, I'm cheating too so it's hypocrisy, but come on. I'm a dude" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Hello and thank you for calling grey-market semiconductor tech support. My name is Peggy, how may I help you?
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Hello and thank you for calling grey-market semiconductor tech support. My name is Peggy, how may I help you?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Publishing an op-ed written by Sen. Tom Cotton was a bold strategy. Let's see how it worked out for the New York Times editor who green-lit it
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Backed up driver damages Japan's oldest toilet, needs to eat more fiber
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Backed up driver damages Japan's oldest toilet, needs to eat more fiber
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Mon October 17, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Police shoot distraught woman for the crime of shooting herself before they could shoot her first
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Sun October 16, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Survivors of Andes plane crash meat--check that--MEET every year to reminisce about their survival. And they do it with barbecue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Murdock-controlled press starting to leave the sinking Trump ship
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Sat October 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Billionaire shiatbag Peter Thiel: "Now that I've smeared my demented feces all over United States politics, guess I'll treat myself to a passport from somewhere still pleasant"
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Fri October 14, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Plane pilot hedges his bet that he can take off on a public road, fails to hedge his bet enough
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ring doorbell revealed my girlfriend was dinging another dong" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 13, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I let my ex's new girlfriend know he's a narcissistic cheater?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Discomfort Inn
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I told my wife I would leave her if she went in vacation without me. She jetted off without me, but I'm still here. Should I leave?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Select images from Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest including polar bears home shopping, Copperhead finally defeating Batman and NSFW picture of whales doing like they do on the Discovery channel. Plus a bee orgy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
From now on, whenever an airline pilot announces that the landing gear is down, I'm going to ask for clarification (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Drunk drivin' Biblical Values Republican utterly shocked that when he gave his pregnant Sugar Baby $300 and dropped her off at Planned Parenthood, she used it to pay to abort his lovechild
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover promised me everything but he's still with his family. This has been going on for 16 years. Should I keep waiting?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Deadline founder succumbs to final deadline
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend always goes to his friends when we go out instead of hanging out with me. What's up with that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 09, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Catholic Twitter busybody gets arrested in front of her kids over "malicious" online posts, says cops should be out fighting "real crime" instead of smiting her
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