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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's like a tsunami wave on your wedding day
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fake Newspaper Breaking Headlines
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
What would you do with a time capsule from 1899 found under a Confederate monument?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel humbled by the NFL, life in general
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Time$ bail$ out of Apple News Plu$. Apple users bypass NYT paywall thanks to Safari's protections against browser fingerprinting
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Some were flying around but there was just a massive ball of bees in the trampoline"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
They said I could become anything, so I decided to look like I was Minecraft
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
UBI to be tried on a slightly larger scale
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
The right wing idea of a "neutral" newsman is a fake white guy telling the "liberal" side
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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Thu June 25, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"No one I've spoken with at the Post can figure out why we published this story," said one prominent reporter at the paper. "We blew up this woman's life for no reason"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have an extra £3m between you and your posse? Rent the world's most expensive superyacht for a week to get blotto on. Comes with mini-submarine station, flyboards, hoverboards, sea scooters and heli-pad. Bonus hospital for after you wreck youself
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Men from Wales and women from East of England most likely to have had sex outside. I heard they're farking in tents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The Tennessean newspaper announces it is launching a thorough investigation into how a racist, right wing ad was allowed to run in some terrible newspaper called "The Tennessean"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
First it was $2.1billion - now Wirecard has lost its CEO
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
First it was $2.1billion - now Wirecard has lost its CEO
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Royal Flush beats Empty House
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
...and a note, signed: Drew Curtis
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How welcome are drunk Brits in holiday places throughout the world? The 'good' Germans are raving about Brit-free Majorca and relishing how 'quiet' it is without blotto Brit 20-somethings causing trouble
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Ohio cop resigns after using police database to basically stalk a woman
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Oh my God. I feel like I shouldn't be on the telly right now. It feels so nice" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maria Ressa, a Filipino journalist whose online newspaper has been routinely critical of dictator Rodrigo Duterte, has been found guilty of "cyber libel." Cyber police unavailable for comment
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(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo
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Sun June 14, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter hero, who happens to be black, carried a stricken "far-right" rival. who happens to be white, to safety saying: "I want equality for all" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat June 13, 2020
(newsdio.com)
 
 
 
More great news from the most efficent health care system in the world: Seattle man gets $1.1 million bill, heart palpitations
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(newsdio.com)
 
 
 
More great news from the most efficent health care system in the world: Seattle man gets $1.1 million bill, heart palpitations
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Totally calm man takes a meat cleaver to the head, casually strolls into a hospital to see if staff can doing anything about his minor headache (graphic)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
60 years ago this week, the absolutely WORST DECISION IN MUSIC HISTORY was made by an obscure drummer named Tommy Moore
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Owners resign after publisher prints racist cartoon in newspaper. Who's in charge here?
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath might be in trouble in Kentucky as both the state's largest newspapers have endorsed her opponent Charles Booker in the democratic primary for senate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gay porn star with credits including "Trouser Trout" and "Work Loads 2" thrusts himself into the local political ring - this is not a euphemism
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Not so fast Europeans who think you'll be able to booze up it like the good old days before the coronavirus, here comes your 'pay double Helpy Hour' and 'covid service fee' at your bars
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus discovers lake bed
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Our old pal "Overzealous GOP Staffer" strikes again. Bonus: local newspaper actually does some investigative journalism
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(Inc)
 
 
 
OK Boomer
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Details about the latest effort to hunt down and punish those who leak information was leaked to this newspaper
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Any day now, we swear. Really, now officially clickbait
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton says, just because I'm a lunatic weirdo who wants to murder, stop being nice to libs because... my black heart says so. Now, let me go and bayonet some toddlers while I claim to be pro life
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Sun June 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
NY Times Op-Ed editor James Bennet resigns. I guess he finally read the room
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NY Times Op-Ed editor James Bennet resigns. I guess he finally read the room
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(Digiday)
 
 
 
How's that rebooted Deadspin site coming along? Oh, down almost 85% year-over-year, but at least they're sticking to sports
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Putin talks to Trump. Trump withdraws troops from Germany. You can't explain that
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(Github)
 
 
 
For those trying to keep score; an interactive map over police attacks on the press - with date and time, location, type of attack, what newspaper or newscaster, and link to source
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's Department of Business has secret two-stage plan for reopening pubs, asks breweries to deliver 250 million pints of kegged beer by June 15 so that these long-silent boozing bastions can open by month's end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It is time for a coup at the New York Times?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, that's totally normal. He'll grow up well-adjusted and sane, I'm sure (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Ipswitch Star)
 
 
 
The very dictionary definition of slow news
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Even Russian police colonels aren't immune from shoddy window installations. Bonus: He found a shoddy window while suffering from COVID-19
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I used to be a protestor until I took a tear gas canister to the eye, but that's "small collateral for the battle we're fighting"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The world watches America with horror, but no surprise
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Little Things)
 
 
 
It was thirty years ago today that Jon Arbuckle drank dog jizz
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Out of concern for me, Mum put me in her best friend's house so I could more easily commute to my essential job. This incredibly hot cougar and I are boning every night, and she says we are each other's "lockdown prize." Should I stop?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Morning rituals: make coffee, grab the newspaper, step out back to admire the sunrise, look at the moose in your pool, listen to the bi- wait, what?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Glimpse of what post-coronavirus restaurant seating plans will look like, complete with glass 'lampshade' bubble pods to keep us safe. No word yet on whether they will come with state of the art "Get Smart" communications
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Two UK fast-food junkies craving McDonald's after eight weeks of lockdown take 250-mile round trip to nearest drive-thru. Because crap food is just that good
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Two UK fast-food junkies craving McDonald's after eight weeks of lockdown take 250-mile round trip to nearest drive-thru. Because crap food is just that good
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where McNuggets actually come from? Apparently they're from B&M's and only cost £1.99 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Op-Ed says to 'stop eating animals' if you care about climate change, racial justice, the working poor, converting to the metric system, and how your spouse always leaves half-a-bite of stuff in the fridge, like, Jesus Christ, just throw it away
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teacher gives students valuable lesson in commitment (to casual racism and masturbation jokes)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Two horses from the barn of two-time Triple Crown-winning trainer have tested positive for a banned substance. But is it really running dirty if you're in Arkansas?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
2,500 Boeing employees see their careers crash and burn like the MAX-737
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Polish version of '50 Shades' to hit Netflix next month. No word if its' simply looking at paint samples (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today is World Redhead Day, so let's see some Ginger Snaps
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad saves son from rare WWI grenade turtle. Bonus: dad is an "ex-juggler"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
I have no idea about what coronavirus rubbish you're talking about, so here's a bunch of Scottish residents dancing with their wheelie bins to Tina Turner's cover of Proud Mary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mayor of the Ozarks on the Covid Party: "Ain't like we could read none o' dem new laws and such. We ain't tried to neither"
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
University of Michigan president says if students aren't back on campus in the fall, there will be no football
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK newspapers no longer have to publish bad news
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Rookie UK police officer doesn't get the free donut thing, now banned from force for life after stealing seven huge English breakfast fry-ups within first week on the job
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Intel reports have to be dumbed down to a short picture books for children before the President of the United States of America will "read" them. Reading is hard
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Intel reports have to be dumbed down to a short picture books for children before the President of the United States of America will "read" them. Reading is hard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca lands elusive Coronavirus vaccine deal and will profit handsomely
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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Tue May 19, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Future newspaper said The Flash goes missing DURING the Crisis, but he's gone missing well AFTER it (because season is over for now). Stargirl to the rescue in her debut on The CW at 8PM EDT, then the Legends get a literal taste of immortality at 9PM
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Masks on, clothes off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't EVER accuse Irish football fans of being Irish in these coronavirus times
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The National)
 
 
 
Turns out that being a beloved, best-selling author doesn't mean that you can't do absolutely, insanely stupid things during a pandemic. We're looking at you, Neil Gaiman
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sitting on your roof naked clutching cannabis and surrounded by police is no way to escape a drug raid at your home
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Sun May 17, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Talk about hammering the spike into the railbed: Risky randy couple put their lives at risk with steamy rail tracks romp
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house
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Thu May 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why are we not demanding Trump's resignation? Seriously, why?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Taco Bell shut now for hours after employees could not tell the difference between the food and the bottle of bodily waste Georgia Woman tossed into the drive-thru window
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Surely these French nursery school children sitting alone in their own playground 'isolation sections' will not surrender once the bouncy ball goes bouncing through their school yard
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's GDP shrinks by a record 5.8% in March, which is something like 9.2 fahrenheit with the VAT and time change included
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not YOU, of course, but average Americans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
I am the NRA, and I stomp all over the Do Not Call Registry to flog memberships
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
TV chef and arrogant douchenozzle extraordinaire Gordon Ramsay continues to flaunt all UK lockdown rules by going fishing and showing off his catch on Instagram for the minions to get hangry at
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx goes full Trump
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hope that London vacation you'd booked is more than 15 days long. Bonus: free lodging for the first two weeks
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo's Mama June begs fans to pay cash to chat with her (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Firecrotch, booze, cops, stun gun. Degree of difficulty: no Lohan or Florida
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When Gallant gets upset with the media, he writes strong emails to news stations. When Goofus gets upset with with media, he takes the smart TV he paid good money for outside and smashes it with a hammer. That'll show 'em
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany on the hunt for Russian hackers of Parliament, insists on bringing in the funk
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Mon May 04, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Editor of Santa Barbara News-Press decides he can no longer parrot the views of an owner who compares covid restrictions to the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Editor of Santa Barbara News-Press decides he can no longer parrot the views of an owner who compares covid restrictions to the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miami Beach re-closes park after too many knuckleheads do what Florida knuckleheads do best
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Right on, Smart Self-aware Person, right on
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Sun May 03, 2020
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas park ranger advising crowd on social distancing is presented with alternative social distancing idea: man pushes him into lake. Yes, video. Yes, arrest
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
'No news is good news.' 'Ignorance is bliss.' Forewarned is.. not happening here
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
'No news is good news.' 'Ignorance is bliss.' Forewarned is.. not happening here
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Robo-Gorilla is watching other gorillas as they sing and fart (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that Gordon Ramsay is not only an arrogant celebrity chef, he's also one of those those arrogant douchenozzle cyclists, here he is being filmed jumping a red light and almost causing crash
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Brazilians are going to die and their leader just doesn't care
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's favorite snack is A: Tea and crumpets? B: Bacon sarnies? or C: Cheese on toast? "Time in lockdown has certainly seen extra snacking" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity had his fee-fees hurt by the New York Times
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
In today's trunk stump news, Scots mum in stitches after rude tree cutting looks exactly like a willy. Yes, she was taking a wee break by working on some wood in the backyard
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Financial Times reporter accused of eavesdropping on private Zoom calls at Independent and Evening Standard. NEWSPAPER FIGHT
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
NBC News chief pens op-ed calling out Trump, the guy he has bent over backwards for 40 plus months, for his attacks on the media. His attacks on the handicapped, women, trans soldiers, veterans, Muslims, Latinos, children and decency still ok apparently
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Because people who drink a lot of beer together are good at staying away from each other, a UK government adviser says pub beer gardens should reopen as long as boozers can social distance
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That 3 month old child might be a little too drunk .... what do, what do? Cocaine, of course
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anyone want to buy an airline? If interested, please contact Richard Branson at whatever private tropical island he's currently riding out the pandemic on
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Again showing that Irish boozers will not let the coronavirus pandemic take them down, publicans open first virtual pub and becomes the only boozer open during lockdown
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Would not buy again
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
This might come as a shock, but a star of 'Shark Tank' tried to sell N95 protective masks to Florida at a very inflated price
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
This might come as a shock, but a star of 'Shark Tank' tried to sell N95 protective masks to Florida at a very inflated price
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hundreds of woke people sign a letter to the executive director of puzzles at the New York Times, asking them to cut the sh*t and stop catering to older white men
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FEMA impounds 400,000 N95 masks headed for Michigan. Go ahead, Google what party the governor of Michigan is a member of. Yeah, he's that petty
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The 'Gimp Man of Essex' goes out shopping for his essentials, stuns other shoppers who are perplexed he's not wearing his ball gag for coronavirus protection
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sharp's web-site crashed due to a rush of people trying to buy face masks [Facepalm] it's also where they hosted accounts for their "smart" devices
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
British bars will remain closed until Christmas, meaning you'll have to drink at home with your family
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad goes old school hardcore after having a toothache after he fails to get emergency dentist appointment during lockdown
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Think the commissioner of your favorite sport is terrible? Meet the new leader of Fiji rugby, who was once convicted of beating a man to death with his bare hands...and later was named minister of prisons
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Hey Bud, what's your problem?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two inmates decide to social distance themselves from a CoronaVirus infected jail
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
The battle between Joe Exotic vs. Carole Baskin now has its first variant cover
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British painter claims that smoking protects people from coronavirus. So, who are we supposed to believe: a painter or countless medical experts? It's a tough one
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
25 of the sweetest dumb dog tweets you'll read today. Bless their lil hearts
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots holiday boozers are not letting the coronavirus pandemic go to waste, will be heading to Spain to find beer prices that are as low as 50p after lockdown
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots inventor launches Gyr8tr sex toy that's 'more reliable than hubby or the postman' as it always delivers. Hey oh
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign just attested to the accuracy of The Washington Post in a court of law, you know the paper Trump routinely accuses of being Fake News
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Suddenly a light goes on, and you find out your declaration of love for a chandelier is not a protected sexual orientation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Suddenly a light goes on, and you find out your declaration of love for a chandelier is not a protected sexual orientation
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maggie Haberman again finds herself defending the New York Times against Sean Hannity's idiocy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A top UK scientist is '80 percent' confident that a vaccine for COVID-19 will be ready in six months. Cross your fingers, folks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York City sports photographer Anthony Causi the latest to succumb to the novel Coronavirus
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Nearly 400 women have joined a UK dating site for men with big penises in just one week. Ron Jeremy seen wiping tears from his eyes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Library of Congress has digitized a zillion newspapers dating back to 1789. It's not news, it's the LOC
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cider vinegar, garlic, rosemary, lemongrass, parsley and a bay leaf are used in A) song lyrics B) pot roast or C) a coronovirus cure used by a British TV host
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even the flunkies at Wall Street Journal's editorial page tells Trump to drop his daily virus briefings
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Two British people you've never heard of have split up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
About 150 members of the Saudi Royal family have reportedly tested positive for the Coronavirus, which seems like a lot until you realize that there are 15,000 of them, so about 1%
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hundreds of US newspapers face "extinction-level" crisis due to Covid-19
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Horse breeder tries to dunk on LA Times by pointing out how the newspaper tracked horse deaths at Santa Anita park but apparently hadn't tracked California deaths due to coronavirus, fails spectacularly
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Tue April 07, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Small wonder why The Hollywood Reporter's top editor had to resign
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Musicians and musicians' estates, including Tom Petty, Soundgarden, Hole, Steve Earle, and Tupac Shakur, file class action lawsuit against UMG over 2008 fire that destroyed master tapes. Judge apparently not a music fan
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Mon April 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fired commander of USS Theodore Roosevelt tests positive for COVID-19. In other news: Defense secretary Esper defends decision to have him fired, citing the high standards in this administration: "We hold leaders accountable for their actions"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doesn't matter, had sex and Covid (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese consul general complains about Australian newspaper column critical of China. The newspaper's response is savage and spectacular
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kennedy curse takes a boating trip on Chesapeake Bay
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sen. Kelly Loeffler gets the best stock tips, Part 3. She dumped her airline stocks a day before Trump's travel ban
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans are making sure to focus on what really matters
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After weeks of downplaying the Coronavirus and urging his viewers to ignore the increasingly dire warnings of public health officials, Sean Hannity is FURIOUS that an NY Times editorialist DARES suggest that his advice may have gotten people killed
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
He kicked Tojo's ass, now he kicked Covid-19 ass
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It turns out that beloved newspaper comic character Nancy has been a vampire all this time
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN: "Hey, maybe we shouldn't be airing these daily COVID-19 briefings as they're just being used as political rallies to spread misinformation *looks at the boost in ratings* Nevermind"
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Right-wing website is very concerned that the mainstream media doesn't seem to like Trump very much
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If forced to resort to paper towels, newspapers and even old clothes to wipe your butt, please remember toilet paper was created for a reason once flush plumbing went mainstream
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man refuses to let son back in house after Spring Break trip
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man refuses to let son back in house after Spring Break trip
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fears of societal breakdown as marauding gangs start taking over deserted streets, stealing food and defecating in public
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fears of societal breakdown as marauding gangs start taking over deserted streets, stealing food and defecating in public
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're trying to avoid police checks during coronavirus lockdown, just remember bicycles don't make good boats
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lasagna sandwich, horrific food abomination or GREATEST IDEA EVAR? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lasagna sandwich, horrific food abomination or GREATEST IDEA EVAR? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Liberty University decided it was okay to reopen despite COVID-19 concerns. You can guess what happened next
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(Some Tiki)
 
 
 
Wait... you're telling me this whole apocalyptic situation is the result of what amounts to a plot line from "The Brady Bunch"?
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Thu March 26, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Spanish police forced to play bad 'orgy' cops after randy revellers try to organise a drug-fuelled orgy during coronavirus lockdown
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hundreds of Aussie backpackers attend huge Bondi Beach party after ignoring coronavirus warning. Welp this being Australia you pretty much know how this is going to end
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
The spread is only 7.5 points? Subby is taking out a mortgage, robbing thirteen different banks, and selling all of his kids to counterfeit Nike makers to get in on that action
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Out-of-work strippers launch coronavirus food delivery service called "Boober-Eats" to help vulnerable people in self-isolation. Bless them for they are truly doing god's work (NSFW, but you're stuck at home anyway, so who's going to complain? The cat?)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump almost tweeted that Tom Hanks had died because he doesn't know what "discharged" means. Facepalm tag in self-isolation after touching its own face
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Can we have a thread to just dump all our craziest COVID-19 life plan ideas and shoot the crap? Should you just not pay bills now? Should you quit a 6-figure IT job because they're remote working you to death while the kids scream in the background?
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
BREAKING: London's water pipes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Apparently cats are dumb enough to fall for the 'free cat food' trick
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Newport, Oregon police resort to posting long list of things people can wipe their asses with in an effort to get people to stop calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thousands of people just disembarked a cruise ship in Miami without being tested for COVID-19. So we've got that going for us
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coronavirus causing sex doll shortage in UK and US as Chinese factories halt production. Spokesperson for dolls reportedly has no reaction to news (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
That jerkhole with coronavirus who won't self quarantine? Looks like he'll either stay at home or get double tapped
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Newspaper employees being laid off in Washington state. If only they would learn to code, perhaps they could find gainful employment
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you know how to hold a beer? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
France surrenders
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Fri March 13, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Irish Coronavirus priorities: Publicans call on Govt to offer specific advice on how Irish boozers should deal with the virus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The bad news: CDC models that 1.7 million Americans may die from Covid-19. The good news: the CDC hasn't been right about anything with regard to this outbreak yet
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest's CEO says he'll take a 10% pay cut, which should do wonders for all the employees about to be 100% laid off
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Hey if you gotta go you gotta go, even if it's in the middle of your Best in Show victory lap
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