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Mon December 17, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
One of the more shocking discoveries in the news today is that homemade parachutes are not a good idea
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Fetch your fainting couches, report finds Georgia's Brian Kemp made up hacking claim against Democrats
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Oh nothing to panic about, just some mutant sharks that have been found hiding out inside a deadly underwater volcano which could erupt at any minute sending them flying into the atmosphere
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Fri December 14, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Flat in London takes breakfast in bed literally (NSFW) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Angry newspaper reader raises alarm over practices of fast-food establishments
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Warrior code = unemployment
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who has had three Brazilian bum lifts in four years wants the biggest bum in the world, seems like a completely healthy and emotionally stable individual (NSFW)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember that Chicago alderman that was raided by the FBI a couple of weeks ago? The FBI just raided him again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember that Chicago alderman that was raided by the FBI a couple of weeks ago? The FBI just raided him again
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Thu December 13, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
1.5 million penguin supercolony discovered after satellite shows one giant poop stain (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Parrot falls in love with Amazon Alexa (some NSFW content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump inaugural committee under federal criminal investigation. Anyone keeping score?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Force your kid to sit on Santa's lap? Then you're a bully, according to parenting expert
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Publisher marries newspaper employee, signs prenup, years later starts having headaches and shortness of breath, gets tested, seems like he was maybe poisoned with thallium, takes out ad accusing wife in same newspaper. The Aristocrats
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Art teacher sacked for letting teenage girls create beautiful art of the female form after lending her students her camera for a topless photoshoot in the cupboard
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Wed December 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Model who "never thought her pictures would go anywhere" discovers where they're going
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Tue December 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum claims daughter, 3, captured dead granddad talking to her from the grave in Snapchat video. No sure what's more incredible: proof of ghosts or someone over the age of 30 using Snapchat
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man facing charges after putting 13-month baby in 'tumble dry' dryer. Silly person, everyone knows you should use the 'fluff' cycle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The case for socialized news outlets
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists unravel mystery behind redheads, but whether they have souls remains unknown
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get ready for condensed chicken & Nutella soup
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Recent technological development threatens to just ruin the youth of this country. It is called radio. Here comes a newspaper article from 1944. Bonus: Twitter user pinned 19th Century hysteria about reading novels
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Mon December 10, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
That's a penis cake (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun December 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yes ... there's a reason the mountainside is called Lookout Point (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 08, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This Brexit 'Doomsday Prepper' is taking no chances
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(Some Smalltown Rag)
 
 
 
THIS is why we need Grammar Nazis
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(Some Smalltown Rag)
 
 
 
THIS is why we need Grammar Nazis
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meth is a hell of a drug which can eventually turn you into skullface
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's some "ice pancakes" floating down a river in the Scottish highlands
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Fri December 07, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
101-year-old man credits long life to Coors Light. To be fair, taking in lots of water is important to longevity
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
World's most modified youth has had over 40 ops including forked tongue and eye tattoos because he 'likes to turn heads' is also in desperate need of a hug and a positive role model (NSFW)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum sends son to school with prop for nativity play that turns out to be a blow-up sex doll, swears she was just helping it over the fence, officer (some NSFW content on page)
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Thu December 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: Tennessee to execute man on death row for 36 years. Subby thinks they need to up the amperage if it takes that long. Tag is for pretty much everything in this F'ed up situation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google spends $10M to train someone to put up little yellow squares. Subby would do it cheaper, has own Post-it notes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cheap and frumpy mum can't understand why her "sexy Santa" suit that she ordered on eBay makes her look "cheap and frumpy" (possible NSFW content on page)
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Wed December 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary appears in trailer park. The "Florida" tag is almost unnecessary
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mutant 'double-muscle' pigs could save our bacon - now's the time to buy some sperm on Facebook and cash in on the lucrative 'Frankenswine' market
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(Interesly)
 
 
 
The Barbie doll started out as a high-class German Escort named Lilli
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my husband was blackmailed by a girl he was having filthy online sex with and wears lingerie to pleasure himself at work. Is something wrong ...should I be worried?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Maybe it's time for California to come up with a new cuisine, being they have been invaded by giant alien swamp rats
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Tue December 04, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump could learn something from Israel about border walls
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nebraska is reaping what it sowed by voting for Trump
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Mon December 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like someone hit the gene editing "delete" key
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like someone hit the gene editing "delete" key
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes getting kicked by a horse leads to a life that is alive and kicking, especially when the kick points out the testicular tumour
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Sun December 02, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Chocolate fans in total meltdown after finding chocolate, of all things, in their advent calendars
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Major newspapers failed to note some attention-grabbing facts about George Bush in his obituaries
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A source told the newspaper: Meghan and Kate fell out when she b******ed Kate's staff"
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Sat December 01, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mutant musclebound bovine beefcake sparks roid rage row
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'And here is the spot where Elon Musk thought he could fit a submarine''
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Fri November 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In China there are cameras everywhere. So don't even think of taking a short cut in your half marathon
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum offered to have sex with takeaway workers in return for free fried chicken. Staff gave her four free chicken wings in the hope she would leave. She did not
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Three women wear a sensor-loaded smart dress out to a nightclub and get groped 157 times in experiment
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The steaks have just got bigger as US farmer claims he owns world's biggest cow
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Thu November 29, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Headline in here. This is a subheading in here
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Headline in here. This is a subheading in here
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brazen thief with a very VERY large pair of boots steals 80 sheep worth more than £4,000 from rural village in Scotland
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Former cult member offers an explanation as to why white evangelical women fall for Trump's Manson-esque racism and rhetoric
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
World's biggest cow is actually suffering from gigantism and will never stop growing, says scientist. In other news, world's biggest steak record is on course
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tandem skydiving jump turns awkward when the instructor commits suicide by unclipping himself from the student mid-jump
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure pregnant women get hungry all the time, but popping open a can of Pringles in a supermarket that has already barred you for your previous behavior is no way to stay out of jail
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump isn't happy with his choice of Fed chairman. If Trump ousts Powell and installs a sycophant, the US$ will tank - be warned
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Tue November 27, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
MSNBC refuses to air Sarah Sanders Press Briefing because lying
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Half-naked" has lost its meaning, but she is cute for a porn-watching druggie
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nice pair of training balls here (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 26, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Brexit Deal Has the Backing of E.U. Leaders. What Happens Now?" Subby is no expert, but guesses blame, grandstanding, partisan fights, spilled newspaper ink and extensive long-term issues for the UK are all in the cards
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bellingham Fire Department: While we wait for the funeral home to pick up this body, why don't we use it to practise on? C'mon. Everyone gets a turn. Even you office workers. What could it possibly cost us?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you ever placed a singles ad in a newspaper? An actual hard-copy print newspaper, even if it's one of those free weeklies they give out at coffeeshops? DYGA?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Amazon selling hardcore porn DVDs under 'gifts for Dad' Christmas ideas
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Sat November 24, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"I had no idea it was there, honest"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Reason No. 418,836 why you don't have a Facebook account to post sexy pictures of yourself with ambitions of becoming a great poRn star
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Fri November 23, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
In a completely not viral marketing attempt to launch a UK version of Storage Wars, man finds £5.8 million in a storage unit he got in an auction bid
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Is this how monks reach Nirvana?
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Thu November 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This morning I fought with other adults over a plush toy from a commercial
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's border separation policy has managed to do something: Bleed away $80 million from taxpayers
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Wed November 21, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The woman killed her boyfriend three months ago, they say, but the crime was only recently discovered when a human tooth was found inside her blender." (with typically helpful Brit press sfw pic)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian town has 120 residents. Two week speed camera? 58,568 tickets. Formula One Proud. Tag for elderly pedestrians
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian town has 120 residents. Two week speed camera? 58,568 tickets. Formula One Proud. Tag for elderly pedestrians
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Tue November 20, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I prefer first-time sex with complete strangers instead of making it with my missus of many years. Dear first-timer, who the hell doesn't
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
George Costanza distraught as Glamour Magazine ends print publication
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Mon November 19, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Do they have a section on orgies in the Guinness World Records?
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Fri November 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese pilots have failed nineteen breathalyzer tests in one year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese pilots have failed nineteen breathalyzer tests in one year
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Newsday, Newsday, read all about it." - Remembering the days when a newspaper could influence your life and shape a region
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Thu November 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Paw and order: Too cute Thursday starts now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost Disney film showing Mickey Mouse's predecessor, 'Oswald the Rabbit,' found in Japan. Ricky the Rat still lost to Eternity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost Disney film showing Mickey Mouse's predecessor, 'Oswald the Rabbit,' found in Japan. Ricky the Rat still lost to Eternity
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Sun November 11, 2018
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-acist) dares newspaper to release immigrant 'dirt' tape. The Weekly Standard: "Challenge accepted" (tag is for King)
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Fish, chips, mushy peas and modern jazz. Talk about diversification
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Sat November 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Elderly couple eat McDonald's EVERY DAY for 23 years and claim it keeps them slim and fit ..which just goes to show you that using zombie preservative does indeed preserve you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. to cease refueling Saudi aircraft flying to Yemen. Saudi ambassador reportedly flying back to Washington to whack Trump on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper
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Fri November 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh sorry everybody, I just wanted a quick nap
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Yves Saint Laurent and Louis C.K. launch Bag Of Dicks jewelry line (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 08, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Univision warned us; we didn't listen
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mom mistakes pictures of owls upside down on baby pajamas for boobs. ʎlɹ ɐ⅄ (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 07, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's finally here: The 2018 holiday gift guide full of crap no one really wants
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Reporter fired for candidly expressing her opinion about a Senate candidate
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Tue November 06, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch who bought a mansion from President Donald Trump detained by police in Monaco in connection to corruption probe
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Mon November 05, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Take this test to see if you booze too much. If you fail it with flying colors, put down the BOOZE
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Video
 
Daredevil hangs by one hand 600ft up after climbing country's tallest residential building as 'birthday treat'
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Saudis, furious with the Washington Post, call for boycott of Amazon, possibly because Prime doesn't offer free delivery for bone saws and industrial floor mops and buckets
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Sat November 03, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
90-year-old pensioner made hundreds of foul-mouthed 999 calls demanding pasties and lifts to bingo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spiffy: IVF is more sucessful. Sad: Meaning no one wants to adopt anymore
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman left with "farting boob" after botched breast enlargement (PNSFW/Graphic content)
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Fri November 02, 2018
(Kentucky Sports Radio)
 
 
 
"Well-wishers are encouraged to write a note of farewell on a Budweiser can and drink it in her honor"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nude model gorges on junk food in her bid to become the world's heaviest model. 21 stones later, it appears success has been achieved (NSFW)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today's WTF is brought to you by 1,000 teeth found at dentistry in Valdosta, Georgia (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
Something your local media may have not mentioned to you: metropolitan newspapers across the nation tailor their coverage to serve readers in the top two quintiles of the income distribution
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you finally complete your bucket wish because you're dying and they tell you your tumour STOPPED? Okay maybe not 'hate'
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Thu November 01, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having more money than good sense, Apple reportedly considers buying a stake in bankrupt radio group iHeartMedia
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having more money than good sense, Apple reportedly considers buying a stake in bankrupt radio group iHeartMedia
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh shooter worked in right-wing talk radio in the early 2000's
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Definitive proof on why you should NEVER smear your genitals in peanut butter when in the vicinity of a canine
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(Saudi Gazette)
 
 
 
Large numbers of pigeons mysteriously dead, possibly poisoned, in Saudi Arabia. Government vows thorough investigation. No word on what newspaper they worked for
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Wed October 31, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nigerian scam supposedly costs a man $500,000. Newspaper posts helpful article. Comment section denizens respond accordingly
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New Jersey councilman says appointing black woman to lead police is a 'slap in the face' to 'the men in blue'. Bonus: WORST. WIG. EVAR
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Tue October 30, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Devout Catholic who spent eight years training to be a nun quits convent school to become country's best-loved porn star. NSFW
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Trump sues Stormy Daniels for $300,000 in legal fees. Perhaps he'll settle for the equivalent amount in trade of some kind
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently sex orgies with poo being flung all over the hotel room is all the rage with the Saudi Arabian ruling class (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 29, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man all smiles after $150,000 "Lamborghini" prosthetic arm recovered by cops after it's stolen
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Sun October 28, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Alley Oop to be revived by the first transgender artist in newspaper comic strips
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Fri October 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Normal: Getting your gf pregnant. Not normal: Getting her mom pregnant too
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Donkey belts out OPERA singing greeting to young owner - what an amazing ass
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(KTRE Lufkin)
 
 
 
♫ A horse is a horse ♫ Of course; of course ♫ And horsing around is okay, of course ♫ Unless you horse with a rifle, of course ♫ And shoot a big hole in your friend ♫
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
About grandpa's old newspaper that you dumped off at Goodwill. It's worth up to $16,000
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Thu October 25, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The beer shoplifter isn't David Schwimmer, it's my son
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Newspaper blocked by courts from naming top UK businessman accused of racism, bullying and sexual harassment. UK politician uses Parliamentary privilege and names businessman. UK media reports politician naming businessman. Checkmate
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There's one place in the U.S. that Google Earth didn't update for eight years. Yes it's pretty much where you think. In other news, sales of Reynolds Wrap up 500%
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wrong is fattening up your bridesmaids before your wedding so you will look better than them, even if you are a bridezilla
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Wed October 24, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman sentenced in kidnapping/murder case after fearing Elvis was going to steal her husband. From the looks of the pics, she had reason to worry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Official at the VA, who already has three racial discrimination complaints lodged against him, removes a portrait of Nathan Bedford Forrest he had hanging in his office after reporter asked about it; claimed he didn't know Forrest founded the KKK
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Tue October 23, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The moment twelve members of your family get together and write an article urging voters to support your challenger because "you'll ruin Nevada if made governor"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fashion design teacher charged with 353 counts of video voyeurism at school. In related news, fashion design classes are a thing now (with mugshot)
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Mon October 22, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur sleuths abort mission to find wreckage of Flight MH370 in Cambodian jungle after they didn't follow TLC's advice (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Doctor and her companions try to determine who wants to destroy Earth's Civil Rights movement as the team meets and saves Rosa Parks. We know it's a new enemy, but who would be that sinister? Find out in "Rosa." Doctor Who, 8PM ET on BBC America (NSFW content on page)
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Sat October 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Masturbation can be a preventive treatment for prostate problems in later life, but your kid's pediatrician shouldn't be demonstrating techniques with them
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Fri October 19, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump downgrades relationship with Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman to Saudi coffee boy
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
If you're injecting vodak into your mouth through your cheek with a syringe, you're drinking it wrong
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Houston museum apologizes for insensitive headline. How could you not know 'Come party with spooks' was offensive to the intelligence community?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Houston museum apologizes for insensitive headline. How could you not know 'Come party with spooks' was offensive to the intelligence community?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kleenex "mansize" tissues to be renamed. "Teenage boy size" not on the approved list of new names
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Thu October 18, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer club under fire for handing out brothel vouchers to fans
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Marmite on pasta is just plain wrong
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Obviously these idiots who got themselves wedged in the most ridiculous places have not met the slatted wooden chair yet
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Wed October 17, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
What do you do when you forget your toothbrush? Let your pet rat clean your teeth, of course
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently a little miffed at that whole "murdered one of our journalists" thing, the Washington Post tells lobbyist he has to drop the Saudis as a client if he wants to keep writing opinion pieces for the Post
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Tue October 16, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ever have doubts about the career you've chosen? Flying off to Africa and killing a bunch of baboons may just be a desperate cry for help
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Mon October 15, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Trump says, listen you dumb Saudis, just stick to killing random Yemeni citizens, not journalists. Journalists write for newspapers and that can get you into trouble, even when you call it fake news
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Squirrel with very large breasts spotted at zoo
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Iowa's largest newspaper gives a scathing rebuke to Steve King while endorsing his Democratic challenger; "King won't debate his opponent and rarely holds public town halls. Instead, he spends his time meeting with fascists and retweeting neo-Nazis"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump is going to have to make a $1 million donation to the charity of Elizabeth Warren's choosing. Tag is for the likelihood of that happening
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Journalists from the around the world are Khashogging their travel plans to cover Saudi Arabia conference
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dogs really have it ruff in Glasgow, Scotland, now they're getting invited for a night out for some delicious dog beer and pupcakes at craft beer tastings
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Fri October 12, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman dubbed world's 'oldest and most miserable' human, 129, curses Allah for letting her live so long
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Wed October 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man's best friend not always manhood's best friend
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sometimes life in the city is so tiring that your just need to give it a rest and "take a nap" on the local La-Z-Boy chair right in the middle of a busy road
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember that in-depth New York Times story from last week exposing Trump's family's history of tax evasion and fraud? Too bad nobody else does
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Tue October 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't tase my barking dog, bro
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hotel advert of couple eating breakfast in bed under fire and surprisingly not for the mess they would cause if they actually ate all that food in bed
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Inside the world's scariest haunted house where NOBODY lasts more than six hours - And no, it's not the White House (some photos may be disturbing)
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Mon October 08, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The press helped Trump build his lies, and now they must face a reckoning for their abhorrent crimes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Twitter users spot 'time traveller' using mobile phone on beach in 1943, many years before they were invented for twits
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(Medium)
 
 
 
30-year veteran writer for PC magazine rants about how he got fired for writing that 5G sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those "marry yourself a prince" bennies just keep on coming
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Sun October 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to make some easy money? Just tell the Republican sheep that you need help to find Hillary's "missing" emails. An even $100K should do the trick
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Fri October 05, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Police await not so swanky any more turd polished diamond ring from Irish diamond geezer who gobbled it down at a Turkish diamond jewellers
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Thu October 04, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Russia's first sex robot brothel opens in Moscow offering dolls who 'talk dirty' and come with 'temperature controlled orifices'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brad Paisley, Kimberly Williams teaming up with Belmont University in partnership with the Second Harvest Food Bank of Middle Tennessee to open free grocery store in Nashville
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Wed October 03, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Fortnite porn forum is a literal game changer as thousands share creepy video game sex pics (not safe for work)
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Mon October 01, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nanny state Britain grows a pair, finally finds an anti-gun position that's too absurd even for them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pictured on Instagram wearing a t-shirt labeling the states that voted for Trump "Dumbfarkistan"? Yawn. Writing a series of tweets calling for the execution of a president? Yeah, that's a firing from the campaign staff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington Times: Our bad. We cool?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Inmates at prison get a hankering for Chinese food, order takeaway delivered by drone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo: "Sorry I raped you. I'm usually a gentleman. We're cool now, right?"
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Sun September 30, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists who apparently have something against Darwin and his ways now call for 'no selfie zones' after shocking study finds too many people around the world are killing themselves taking selfies
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Sat September 29, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Off-duty Border Patrol agent causes 47,000-acre wildfire during he and his wife's gender-reveal party. It looks like they're going to have a ton of bills
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Wed September 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Married state senator in Texas accused of sexting a University of Texas graduate student with a photo of his genitals. Probably doesn't know he should not have done that
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Indianapolis newspaper under fire for cartoon making fun of sexual assault victim Dr. Ford. Cartoonist says he cannot be advocating sexual assault due to him having a daughter and granddaughter. Narrator: This isn't the first time either
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Mon September 24, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why did the baby cross the road?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why did the baby cross the road?
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Sat September 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swarm of 60,000 bees leaves honey 'oozing' from walls at hospital
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The phrase "descent into madness", is something you ordinarily would find in a Lovecraft novel or a psychological thriller, not the editorial pages of a newspaper, but these are anything but ordinary times
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NY Times to FCC: remember that FOI request you denied regarding your comment section manipulation during the Net Neutrality vote? Have a lawsuit for knowingly suppressing Russian tampering
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Don't you get it, if I wasn't such a freaking trainwreck of a President, the media would go broke. Before 2016 the media barely existed, they made like no money. CNN wasn't a thing until I was elected
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
100mph winds during Storm Ali's UK visit bring out all the sex toys from the wheelie bin to the party
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Actual GOP outreach to Hindu voters in TX-22: "Would you worship a donkey or an elephant? The choice is yours"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Napolitano calls for Grassley to subpenis Ford. Isn't that how Kavanaugh got in trouble?
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Wed September 19, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Determined leaf blower doesn't quit his day job despite 90mph winds from Storm Ali that's ravishing the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner gets lobsters stoned before cooking because she thinks it would be more humane. No word on what she is smoking, but subby will take one guess
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK man collapses, rushed to hospital after almost putting the "ghost" into ghost pepper (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 18, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm worried my husband is addicted to me because we have sex 5 times a day. Dear oversexed, it could be WORSE
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sesame Street writer ends speculation about whether Bert and Ernie are gay
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Sun September 16, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure NASA says they just launched a giant laser into space to monitor Earth's ice cover from 300miles above the planet, but us tinfoil hat types know better. It's to fight sharks from space
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Sat September 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wealthiest GOP donor in Ohio says screw it, I'm done with this farce of a party. You Trumpers are on your own
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas schools censor Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller from curriculum
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Fri September 14, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A brass plaque dedicated to a convicted cannibal hangs in the National Press Club, and that's not even the craziest part of the story
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York Times walks back hit piece about Nikki Haley's state-funded residence getting $52,000 curtains
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Marvel mad Scottish mum names son after favourite X Men character just hours after baby bump wins Comic Con costume award
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
No, the New York Times did not admit that the anonymous Op-Ed was a fake. Yet. *winkie face*
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
No, the New York Times did not admit that the anonymous Op-Ed was a fake. Yet. *winkie face*
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Thu September 13, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Three things that you can do right now to squelch the lying machine that is Donald Trump, none of which will make any difference
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum who got grossed out after finding 15 maggots in the broccoli she fed her sons needs to understand that maggots just make the broccoli more nutritious
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
KY3 explains the controversial Uranus Examiner. Jelly
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Wed September 12, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Outrage in Australia over the Serena Williams cartoon was so great that the newspaper reprinted it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Incredible moment gang of plucky otters chase off a massive crocodile
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Jane Fonda, 80, wants the world to know that she still loves porn despite closing up her cheese shop downtown
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Tue September 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers rack up lines of cocaine on tray table, are immediately charged $25 snorting fee
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Couples driven wild by "Golden Arch" sex position which guarantees better orgasms. I, for one, am lovin' it (NSFW)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Can someone please pick up the space courtesy phone, it seems aliens are trying to reach us again (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Pence doesn't have to ask his staff if they wrote the op-ed because none of them have the initiative, intelligence, or linguistic capacity
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Student hires maid, private chef, butler, 3 footman, house manager, chauffeur, 3 housekeepers and a gardener to start uni
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Sun September 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wealthy couple created 'designer grandson' after harvesting sperm from dead son
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The secret of a long-lasting healthy life may be to suck the blood of millennials
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Sat September 08, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Millennial reporter puts down her avocado toast long enough to examine how the olds are attempting to find out who wrote the NYT Op-Ed
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Network criticizes and shames Trump for demanding the op-ed writer face prosecution. Was the network in question: A) MSNBC; B) CNN; C) Fox News
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
President Trump thinks Mike Pence is actually a woman. In related news, Rudy Giuliani is searching for his drag costume
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
People shocked to find dead guy in elevator, and somehow that's a good thing
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's here. FHF is here wrapping up another successful infrastructure week. A lot is still hanging in the air. So, come hang out here in your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. What are you doing this weekend?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bizarre creature comes ashore in Thailand. Officials aren't sure what deformed the chest area so strangely (NSFW)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The White House is running like a "well oiled machine." Like the Deepwater Horizon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The White House is running like a "well oiled machine." Like the Deepwater Horizon
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cunning linguists pick apart and analyze the New York Times op-ed
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Thu September 06, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Proof Paul Ryan lacks even the vaguest sense of irony
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
First Lady Melania Trump would like us to know that Michelle Obama did not write that New York Times op-ed
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shellfish worker whips out giant lobster for lunch, crabby son and social media ridicule him for not sharing
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Rude looking radish" makes headlines in the UK. Wife not impressed when her husband pulled this out
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Wed September 05, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You just might be a racist if you taser your police force's own race relations adviser (who happens to be black) because he looks like a suspect to a crime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tennessee family sues hospital after surgeon loses needle. It was later found hidden behind a Junior Mint
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
UFOs 'spotted' flying over Donald Trump's Turnberry golf course in Scotland on August 16 apparently didn't get the memo that he wouldn't be there to get picked up to stand trial by our overlords for transgressions against humanity
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the shark whisperer who makes a killer tiger shark act like a puppy. Still no word if he fetches (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 04, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's unluckiest man misses lottery win after being hit by car and then accidentally sets his his apartment on fire while drowning sorrows
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Come to the beach for fun in the sun, stay to get your willy stung by a stingray
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Mon September 03, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
And now for the news: Local news is dying
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Widow of reporter blasts Trump in a scathing editorial, asserting "My husband was not an enemy of the people," then calling out Trump for his hateful rhetoric that has inspired terrorist attacks and threats against journalists
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Instagram star died in Greece while working on a billionaire's yacht. So it's true, influencers still need a day job
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Sun September 02, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Your hole is our goal" - the rudest advertising slogans
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This kid loves Fortnite so much he headbutted his mom over it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
First 'sex robot' movie hits screens and is being called 'the next big thing'
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Sat September 01, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What is your favorite cartoon character?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Village Voice has been silenced
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Fri August 31, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And here we have one of Trump's useful idiots blocking a journalist from doing his job. Yeah, because nobody's gonna snap a picture of that
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Mass brawl starts on plane after drunk woman "gets her boobs out and starts giving lads lapdances"
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Wed August 29, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Journalists rolls their eyes at Trump's attack on anonymous sources, pointing out that calling up newspapers and offering them "factually dubious" information about Donald J. Trump as "an anonymous source" was basically Trump's hobby in the 1990's
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bridezilla is furious at her maid of honor for 'stealing her thunder' by getting engaged before her wedding (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Google users spot something unusual lurking in a cemetery on Street View ... and by something unusual they mean TERRIFYING
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Industrial hemp farming in the US is making a comeback after years of being illegal for no particular reason
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(Vice)
 
 
 
World's oldest blockchain has been published in a newspaper's classified section since 1995. If you're older, a blockchain is a verifiable ledger. If you're younger, a newspaper is a portable website that doesn't work in the rain
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bob Costas leaving NBC after 40 years. What's your favorite Bob Costas story?
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Headless corpse found in topless fishtank
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dave Daubenmire is outraged he can't say the "N" word
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does anyone offer a multi-site, paywall package deal, like a cable package? Would you pay for it? Could Fark offer it?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boeing reveals that soon planes will be flying with just one pilot at the controls and just a blow-up back-up pilot to help out if anything goes wrong ....and of course nothing will go wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Viagra deaths on the rise as drug is linked to deaths of 19 Brits in one year
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Experts say two-day weekend could be damaging your health - we should get THREE days
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One of the many effects of Trump's tariffs has sky-rocketed the price of newsprint, which could have a catastrophic impact on the newspaper industry. Or as Trump would see it, a feature of the trade wars, not a bug
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Facebook's definition of "hate speech" now includes 'anything we don't agree with'
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Fri August 24, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump to promise a Fiat in every American home, a Vespa for every college student
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sure drinking eight beers and six glasses of wine on a flight then drunkenly yelling 'we're all going to die' might make your fellow passengers a little antsy
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Clueless married couple who couldn't get pregnant realise they had mistakenly been having anal sex for four years and wife was still a virgin
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Thu August 23, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A Russian guy at a night club is accidentally bumped by another guy on the dance floor. A moment later, he single-handedly knocks the fark out of six guys (with one-minute video) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Noob swinger doesn't understand first rule of gang bang swingers club: Let your partner help another lad with his socks if she wants to
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pics of glitches in the Matrix (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Loser of a groom blows almost entire wedding budget on Mr. Bean impersonator and leaves practically nothing for the bridesmaids' dresses
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Topless Elizabeth Hurley shows us her breast...stroke... and now that they're gone, WTF is happening with Ben Affleck? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chinese censors allow AliBaba to produce movie of gangster Peppa Pig, a sentence that would make anyone from the 90s or without a small child have a stroke
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Wed August 22, 2018
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Surely Rep. Duncan Hunter's hometown newspaper would be supportive of him in his time of need... *reads article*... or not
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Tue August 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman cancels dream wedding just a week before the big day after discovering her fiancé watches porn
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Come to Disneyland Paris for the big le mouse and all the other fun attractions, stay for the poisonous toxic fumes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Breast milk delivery"
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Mon August 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Entire world continues to be gripped by story of threats of violence over controversial issue from Waterville, Maine
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