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Sun July 22, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Mother and son in court for a domestic violence case get detained by ICE agents
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Mother and son in court for a domestic violence case get detained by ICE agents
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Sat July 21, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's a burning question: why don't you see luxury brands like Burberry, Chanel or Louis Vuitton at your local outlet mall?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's a burning question: why don't you see luxury brands like Burberry, Chanel or Louis Vuitton at your local outlet mall?
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Thu July 19, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brit found bloodied with serious head injury after falling 'may have been having sex'. Repeat: May have ..because everyone was too drunk to tell. Did subby say Brits?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fake news publishers seek relief from tariffs as costs surge
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nunes declares war against the local paper that has endorsed him in every election since 2003. There must be something, more than words, that has set him off
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man who had sex with a horse claimed animal gave consent by winking at him
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Tue July 17, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Definitive proof Scottish people will drink anything
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indiana man teaches gun cleaning to his daughter, should have taught responsible parenting to himself
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Mon July 16, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh Schnatt, Papa John's kicks founder out of company headquarters
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon says that Boris Johnson is a dangerous idiot
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Some Uber Guy)
 
 
 
You've been hired to turn around a company rocked by allegations of racism and sexism. So, what's the first thing you do? Hint: look at the headline tag
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(Some Uber Guy)
 
 
 
You've been hired to turn around a company rocked by allegations of racism and sexism. So, what's the first thing you do? Hint: look at the headline tag
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sitting on a park bench ... eyeing up small birds with nothing but bad intent
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Fri July 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What is that sitting in the sea just outside your window? Oh, just a 4 mile wide iceberg here to flood the town
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
England footie fan who went missing for six days in Russia found in hotel room on typical English bender
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Furious England football fans now want to make bacon out of Mystic Marcus the psychic pig after he wrongly predicted Three Lions win
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Build-A-Bear hosts "Pay Your Age" day today. Since this is Fark, you know how this turns out (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When you've lost the largest newspaper in Utah
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So the Washington Post published a piece praising Kavanaugh's car-pooling skills and was immediately ridiculed for it
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So there's a video of Clooney's crash. Terry Benedict finally got his revenge
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who has clearly never been on Fark learns the hard way not to taunt the left jab monkey (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's the battle of the blimps, with £35k raised for a Baby Khan balloon in retaliation for Baby Trump (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Yes, your local garbage man judges you by how you organize your trash
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Woman uses 40EE breasts to predict the outcome of every England World Cup match. Good news, England: It's coming home. You better believe The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York Times admits it has a little problem with Alan Dershowitz stories, but it can quit any time
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Data mining reveals your morning habits more accurately than surveys. Are you a millennial? You gawk at a newspaper as if it were an ancient artifact. Baby Boomer? You rise late, eat breakfast, and enjoy morning TV news. And so on
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Sat July 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani: "Trump will never sit down with Mueller for an interview unless Mueller has evidence of a crime committed." Uh, Mueller, mind crossing that line? You know, for America?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani: "Trump will never sit down with Mueller for an interview unless Mueller has evidence of a crime committed." Uh, Mueller, mind crossing that line? You know, for America?
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mueller probe clue stumps Jeopardy contestants
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Tue July 03, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Granted a 3rd party permission to read your Gmail? Don't be surprised when they read your Gmail
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Girlfriend almost falls for 'sympathetic' boyfriend's 'anal sex' hayfever cure. Almost
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jarrod Ramos sent letters to newspaper's former attorney, the courthouse in Baltimore and to the Maryland Court of Special Appeals telling them he was going to kill "every person present" at the newspaper
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
White House grudgingly reverses course, will allow flags to be flown at half-mast for slain Annapolis journalists
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Mon July 02, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Head of North American country accused of groping woman at event 18 yrs ago. He reportedly apologized by saying he would not have groped her if he had known she was a reporter. Surprisingly, it isn't that country, or that leader
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Private Japanese rocket looks like it was knocked up in someone's backyard, flies about as well as if it was knocked up in someone's backyard
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
News anchor: "And now we go live to breaking news, with a potential terror attack occurring in this very studio. Over to you, random person breaking into our set"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Once again, Hobby Lobby to run July 4th full-page newspaper ad. Let's see if any of it is truthful and factual
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
He said he was gonna
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fox News checked to see if the ideology of the Capital Gazette indicated they deserved to be shot; Hannity blamed it on Maxine Waters anyway
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You know you have made bad choices in life when you try to run away from a court clerk, who also happens to be probably only person in Mississippi who qualifies as a triathlete
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein "upset" that the White house used the letter they told him to write justifying the firing of Comey to fire Comey
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein "upset" that the White house used the letter they told him to write justifying the firing of Comey to fire Comey
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No. 492 and No. 347 "Hey let's fly this coop." "Got it, we're bustin' outta here" "You head north and I'll head south and they'll never catch us". 13 years later 492 is identified but not arrested. 347 has not been seen since
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two adopted college students discover that they are each other's doppelgänger. Then a third college student sees them in the newspaper and realizes they are his doppelgänger. This is their story [dun dun]
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday's shooting at a newspaper's office made this journalist feel like a kid again, in that she could be a victim of a mass shooting and become just another hashtag
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Thu June 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Great, now we're gonna go to war against Portugal (NSFW content on page)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos says he doesn't at all regret his violent comments about journalists and it's actually The Daily Beast and New York Observer's fault for publishing them. No, seriously
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hooker cited for DUI. I thought they were supposed to walk
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Terrifying new species of "alien" wasp that eats its victims from the inside out then lays eggs that burst out has been discovered. Sleep tight, Aussies
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
95 yr old man planks for 10 minutes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have you ever been so drunk that you told police you were drowning under a canoe when you were actually sitting at home? This guy has
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You will never see another list of 'life hacks' like this one (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crazy person of undetermined gender calls out newspaper editor for impinging his/her 1st amendment rights to post the crazy, so editor obliges
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Oh sure, you can build a hockey field. By the way, the noise level must be less than that created by a hockey stick hitting a ball
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Dallas newspaper predicts "dumpster fire season" for Cowboys Wait, scratch that, it was a Philadelphia newspaper...okay that makes more sense
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Tue June 26, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know, you really have to pick one: 1) Hold your baby 2) participate in a street brawl. Because, when you try to do both things at once, bad things invariably happen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man talks on the phone while riding on the hood of a car going 70 MPH (w/not safe for work language)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Today I learned that 86F is "blowtorch" temperature to some Scots
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Revell releases toy model in Germany that makes it look like one of the proposed Nazi flying saucers actually worked, historians pissed
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
If you ask your teenage son to cut the grass, expect penises
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The presence of "Kanye" in a headline necessarily implies he's done something stupid
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The presence of "Kanye" in a headline necessarily implies he's done something stupid
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman sues elite dating service after failing to find man of her dreams - company countersues for defamation - judge quotes classic Beatles tune
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here we have GOPers equating criticism with outright persecution
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Does tapping a can actually stop it from fizzing? Here comes the sci *phsssssssssttttttttt* OH GOD DAMMINIT IT SPILLED EVERYWHERE (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk driver caught three times over drink drive limit blames jar of pickled gherkins. Sounds legit
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Iceland soccer team 'allowed to have sex' during World Cup.... as long as it's with their wives, manager tells them
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Awwwww, Mueller says the no-knock raid of Manafort didn't happen. (._. )
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are you heavier than a duck, or a Tang-era concubine? Then you can get into a theme park for free as long as you agree to be humiliated during a weigh-in first
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Priest slaps baby in face during baptism because he won't stop crying. Newsflash: Slapping babies makes them cry
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer fans go wild for "hottest" Russian supporter at World Cup. Then go even wilder when they discover she's a porn star (NSFW)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you live in a divided community, with immigrants and democrats on one side, racists and republicans on the other? If so, the New York Times wants your story
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Until I first drank my dog's pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had bad acne"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prisoner called Spider-Man climbs up onto jail roof; falls and breaks three bones. Movie script still needs work
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Not happy with just cheering on their side to a massive victory in the World Cup, Japanese fans even tidy the stadium
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Your team scored a last minute goal to beat Tunisia in the World Cup, so you might want to try and stay alive for the next match (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mexico-bound plane really steps up its in-flight entertainment
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"It's ok, it's all ok," he yelled as he was choked by a 30-foot python wrapped around his neck
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Double-dipping chips in salsa can give you herpes EVERYBODY PANIC
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
In another step towards world domination, Google can now tell you when you'll die
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corn: +4/bshl. Wheat: +3 1/16/bshl. Soybeans: -5/bshl. Pork bellies: +1 1/4. Iowa farmers' faces: +19
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cafe launches huge breakfast with 65 items dubbed "The Terminator 2." So far, no one has defeated it
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure the sex is the easy part, but can you also do the laundry in order to have a healthy and long life?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
New strain of bird flu that infects humans has been detected in China. But don't worry, because the H7N9 strain has only killed 38% of those infected, giving you a 62% chance you will live
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cops raid cruise ship after TV reality show turns into "drug-fuelled orgy" where it's easier to buy a bag of coke than get a beer (NSFWish)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fathers' rights activist threatens to get his balls out on morning breakfast show - three female hosts hit panic button
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russia's World Cup will cost $46B. Sochi cost them $51B. It'd be a real buzzkill if someone managed to sneak photos of the impoverished glue-sniffing Russian citizens out of their media blackout wouldn't it? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swingers club wins right to stay open longer after parents complained they could not attend as they couldn't get babysitters
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Boring Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Newspaper fires political cartoonist for drawing political cartoons
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Company invents knickers that vibrate when footballers score in bid to get more women into the World Cup
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Carolina becomes first state to adopt $15 minimum wage for state employees
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Why you should never write haha on the bill
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four Russian female hooligans including a Nazi-supporting McDonald's worker have been banned from World Cup stadiums, however you wouldn't ban three of the four of them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany foils potential terrorist attack involving deadly nerve agent Ricin. Wait, this was the exact plotline from Homeland like two seasons ago
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Wed June 13, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The hell with owning your own island, now you can own your own toll bridge (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House to block Senate from blocking ZTE deal on the grounds that they really, really like bribe money
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to New York, that'll be $350 for a 10 minute taxi ride from JFK, ya dumb Brits
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Uber now has a magazine, though it will arrive at your door five days late
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Tue June 12, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vase found in shoebox worth slightly more than grandparents expected
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man in underwear and cowboy boots fights police at Walmart, surprisingly not in Florida. Or Times Square
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australians blame McDonald's for poor bladder control (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Well, the reviews are in and pretty much every other country thinks the US stinks on ice
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Super Mother Goose, who runs a day care center, takes her adopted gaggle of 51 goslings for their first swim across Canadian lake
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boxers stop fight to watch massive brawl that erupts in the audience (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Girl, 9, in 'rehab after getting hooked on Fortnite'
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan and veggie meals sold at Tesco found to contain pork, turkey. Which explains why they actually tasted good
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan and veggie meals sold at Tesco found to contain pork, turkey. Which explains why they actually tasted good
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner expresses 'annoyance' that Arab nation chooses to support the Palestinians over Israel
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A couple decides to get busy in a church graveyard. Of course the *Scottish* Sun is there (pixellated NSFW)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"I sold my innocent picture to a stock image site for £50 and now I'm the face of bestiality"
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bagpiper arrested and cuffed by police for 'playing too loudly' - justice served
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Map reveals literal translations behind countries names although Trump already knew that Sudan was 'Land of the Blacks' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You can't wear underwear with these £500 jeans that people are actually buying
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Mon June 04, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
♫It's a Hay Fever Hell, oh yeah, Hay Fever Hell♫ (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mystery arsonist sets town's tollbooth on fire ... because everyone hated it
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Fashionistas say the puffy sleeve look is back. "Such clothes make wearers look stylish and offer a fresh perspective to help them get out of a fashion rut"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Calvary arrives none too soon for man being chased by swordsman. (w/video)
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You're not a true hero unless you do a flying headbutt to save a woman (warning: disturbing video)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Is everybody OK?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently North Korea is so broke that a serious obstacle to holding the summit is figuring out who is going to pick up the tab for the NK delegation's airfare and hotel rooms
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
30-year-old son finally moves out of home...but not before calling the cops 'cause dad wouldn't let him look for his Legos
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Remarkable" footage of Loch Ness Monster showing the 20ft beast "cavorting" in the water gets accepted by the Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register ... because of the pixels
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having mind-blowing sex with a smoking hot coworker. But I fear he is snubbing me right now because he is a Muslim and observing Ramadan. I know that I'm not the ideal girl for him and my father is very racist. What can I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Another day, another fake ghost image on the internet
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are some very good reasons to move out of your apartment and into a new one. 'Roaches laying eggs in your ears' is high on that list
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are some very good reasons to move out of your apartment and into a new one. 'Roaches laying eggs in your ears' is high on that list
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You go out, have a few beers with the wife of one of the people your dad killed and come home to find your boyfriend played video games all day; of course you are going to get a little handsy, who hasn't been there?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You go out, have a few beers with the wife of one of the people your dad killed and come home to find your boyfriend played video games all day; of course you are going to get a little handsy, who hasn't been there?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obstruction CONFIRMED
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to deliver the paper anymore. Which is great since nobody wants to receive it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It is unclear what exactly sparked off the brawl of the century but one calls the other a sl** before all hell breaks loose
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like shirts, so here's a £935 t-shirt for your shirt (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For his final project, photography student shoots surgical implants after cremation. Teachers say he really urned his grade
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Sun May 27, 2018
(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
 
 
If you live in Nashville and are worried about the current hepatitis A outbreak, fear not. The county has enough doses of the vaccine to cover a whopping 5% of the people at risk
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump admits he has lost control of his staff
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump admits he has lost control of his staff
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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of alleged conman, who was apparently wearing a tinted windshield from a '78 Buick (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed it. RIP, Robin "Roblimo" Miller
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stoner asked therapist if he's got "the stuff"
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Lucky' Scots man enjoys his bucket of brown shyte after winning Canadian chocolate competition
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When it's your last day on the job so you channel your inner Britney on a plane in front of everyone
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Pigeon CPR is now a thing after firefighters brought three birds back to life
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cunning Aer Lingus passenger jet photobombs the royal wedding. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Could video of this mysterious ripple finally be proof of the Loch Ness Monster? No
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know that annoying thumping sound your car makes, when you open a window? Here's how to get rid of it. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 20, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
In the afterglow of the Royal Wedding, Hugh Grant has finally decided to tie the knot for the first time at age 57, sets up ceremony for later this month. "This is a day none of Hugh's friends ever thought would come" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge who set up living trust to reward his children only if they married white, opposite sex Christians says that does not make him a bigot. Of course not...now the use of the n-word and homophobia...(tag is for mom throwing him under the bus)
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Fri May 18, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Two women miraculously survive 300-foot plunge into Russian River, immediately deny collusion
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
They're not saying it's aliens, but...well, actually, yeah - they're saying it's aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock touts product "made from the foreskin of Korean newborn babies" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
One of many distant cousins of Loch Ness monster Nessie caught vacationing in China
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tis but a flesh wound
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Wed May 16, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are using combustion-causing oxygen, do not light a cigarette
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are using combustion-causing oxygen, do not light a cigarette
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump eating healthier. Oh, he's still eating several McDonald's hamburgers a day, but sometimes he only eats them with half a bun. There, problem fixed
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish First Minister wants to ban two-for-one pizza deals. Pizza-loving Scots: Over our pizza-loving dead bodies
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Mon May 14, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pirates pitcher Jameson Tallon is getting real pissy about his injury
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to stay at a hotel with a lullaby service with sounds like traffic and vacuuming, now is your chance (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fashion student chased into a supermarket by rabid beaver. Not a euphemism
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh but of course she did: "Education Dept. dismantles team focused on fraud at for-profit colleges" *spit*
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I know you hear all the time from people who ask if their hot bisexual friend's all-day orgies are a concern, but my case is different. My 16-year-old son can't get the grades to become an RAF pilot and is depressed. What should I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I feel like I've been tricked by the devil," Devine admitted. "I feel so stupid." So much winning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends mocks NYTimes for not covering ISIS news in their Friday edition. Fark: NYTimes broke the story on Wednesday and printed it Thursday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends mocks NYTimes for not covering ISIS news in their Friday edition. Fark: NYTimes broke the story on Wednesday and printed it Thursday
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Protip for women wanting a mind blowing orgasm: Blow your nose first
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cow bras are udderly mental
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: President For Life?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: President For Life?
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: After having a quiet drink in the pub, I ended up sleeping with my best mate's mum, who had "it" goin' on, let me tell you, even though she's just one in a long line of women I have slept with. Is our friendship in trouble? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times and FX are betting that you'll tune into a show that basically exactly like John Oliver's, except without all the jokes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cops pull driver over for using his phone behind wheel - who panics and immediately confesses to massive cocaine operation at his house
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(valley morning star)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo: So, you're in a victim protection program? Don't worry, we only sold your information to a few vendors. It should be okay
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Uber hopes to have flying taxis by 2020 according to spokesman George Jetson (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gina Haspel is worried her nomination will be tortuous, tried to withdraw
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Sat May 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It now appears Trump's lawyer Mickey Cohen tapped various lines of credit during the 2016 campaign for a total of $774,000. Which, by my calculations, means there are potentially 4.95 other porn stars out there with a story to tell
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Go on a day trip to Mt. Washington? Cool. Decide to stay in a hotel instead of driving back to Cambridge? Smart. Don't make sure that the wife knows about your change in plans? That's one expensive day trip
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mom asks Amazon Prime for garden ideas for a children's party, and after typing "outside toys," gets recommended a massive dildo (with helpful not safe for work pic of said dildo)
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(MSN)
 
Woofday
 
Blind dog and his guide dog who are BFF, and were separated after adoption are reunited and need a home again. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger says he can play for another three to five years. Father Time disagrees, but Big Ben is not known for listening to the word "No"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During a newspaper strike in 1978, several NY Times photographers took photos of average New Yorkers enjoying the parks as a project with the city parks commissioner. Those pictures were then packed away and not seen again - until now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how do you dissuade loiterers? Why not go to classical music to ward them off?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Metro Editor resigns and apologizes for his 'mistakes' which in the real world are crimes. I'm sure he'll work on outside projects and spend more time with his family
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Metro Editor resigns and apologizes for his 'mistakes' which in the real world are crimes. I'm sure he'll work on outside projects and spend more time with his family
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Google co-founder warns over evil 'sci-fi style' robots that could 'manipulate people' and steal your job, find Sarah Connor (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with fatal engine failure Southwest crew. No word on which one he will name head of the FAA
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Echo News (UK))
 
 
 
If you are single and in the UK, there's a casting call for a dating show. You'll have to be ready to show off your best suit
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Virginia newspaper runs KKK recruitment flyer on its front page. ISIS says, "Wait, you can do that?"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prankster taunts the dynamite monkey by pushing it into a pond, receives instant karma
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(Earther)
 
 
 
Pruitt announces increased transparency, doesnt invite press to announcement
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Arctic circles within the Arctic Circle baffle NASA scientists, Yo Dawg meme
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Video
 
YouTube comedian who trained pug to give Nazi salute convicted of hate speech
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The Sun is here ... and will have you laughing until you're red with these sunburn fails
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Sat April 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Well honestly, it's not the worst way to have a heart attack
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian chocolate company goes viral in Scotland after encouraging customers to 'Eat shiat'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP-Controlled Iowa Senate has stalled resolution congratulating native son Art Cullen for winning a 2017 Pulitzer Prize for editorial writing because his editorials were often critical of the GOP. Senate of Ireland: Hold our Guinness and watch this
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New artist takes over the 85-year-old "Nancy" comic strip. Fans are outraged because it's actually funny
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Driver finds car covered in baked beans after she left it "blocking a gate"
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Mon April 16, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are locked in a bizarre secret feud
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Can you still join the Mile-High Club if three drunk strippers get into a catfight on your flight? Hell yes, there's video
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently having the fire alarm go off at your kinky BDSM club on a busy night will leave you in the street with nothing but "jockstraps, harnesses, rubber and footie kits"
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mate, go to a hospital before your head explodes
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. publishers say they're worried about the price of newsprint under proposed new tariffs. White House says it's just a case of pulp fiction
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Psssst.... let's not give Syria or Russia a heads up, but here are the eight targets in Syria that the US and their allies will bomb to smithereens for the chemical weapons attack
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge recorded insulting and deriding defendants who he then sentenced to life in prison. Just a little MST3K treatment eh, Judge? What's the big deal?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SCTV is back and it's on Netflix and it's being produced by Martin Scorcese? Bob and Doug will be sleeping with the frozen fishes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This baby was born....four years after his parents' death
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
World newspaper front pages about the two twats tweeting trouble
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stopped train at station with randy couple on board having a sex romp get cheers from passengers on platform
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Run of the mill sex robots are so yesterday. Today it's all about transgender sex robots for curious couples experimenting with his and hers sexy parts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Singing road in Dutch village is at the end of its concert series, plans to hit Vegas next
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito retiring from football to focus on his true passions: binge drinking, drowning kittens and belittling mental patients
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk granddad breaks into Mexican dance routine with sombrero after a few 'Sunday beers', leaves tourists bemused
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
This Phenomenon is an example of the principle known as Troxler's fading which a Swiss doctor discovered in 1804 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Awkward is finding a 'homemade' 'Dad's Army-themed' sex tape made by your nan and grandad based on the famous BBC show
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Article on how to pay for real news. Or you just sign up for TotalFark and ascend to the Olympus of the news gods...because the path to information enlightenment goes through the squirrel's nutsack
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In news that may surprise no one, Trump's numbers thrive in areas that don't have traditional news outlets, minorities, high school diplomas, full sets of teeth, etc
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Geoffrey Rush 'virtually housebound and barely eating' after newspaper claims he took part in inappropriate behaviour at theatre
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's dildos all the way to the goalposts as Chelsea sucks it to West Ham after football screw job
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Reason number 1 why you don't try to carry a wife in a UK "Wife Carrying Competition." You WILL regret it for the rest of your married life
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out living in Trump Tower is like living in the Hotel California
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dying man lives ... after his heart stopped for 18 hours. And it's not even Easter
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Woman texts her boss to say she's running late for work... and gets the BEST response"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is right about Amazon Washington Post in that Bezos owns both. He's wrong because Amazon is hugely popular with the American public and lying about it won't change that. President Dumbass will fail once again
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Fri April 06, 2018
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Denver Post prints the "Ultimate Guide to Coors Field." Guess which stadium they used in the main photo
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Denver Post prints the "Ultimate Guide to Coors Field." Guess which stadium they used in the main photo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texans owner Bob McNair regrets saying that the inmates are running the prison in regards to the flag protest. No, wait, scratch that: Bob McNair regrets that he apologized for saying that the inmates are running the prison
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Come for the sad story of the dog who lost his nose, but stay to laugh at his new roommate (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 05, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With fifth Tweet attack on Amazon in a week, Trump finally reveals the real reason behind his ire
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With fifth Tweet attack on Amazon in a week, Trump finally reveals the real reason behind his ire
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Most people can't put their finger on the lower G-spot despite seeing it all the time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would you spend your 24 hours? Walmart, Ikea, Chuck E. Cheese?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the UAE fixer who is cooperating with Robert Mueller has closer ties with Russia Intel, Eric Prince, and more or less the whole shooting match known as the Trump Family
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I think this might explain Japan's low birth rate
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(Time)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman earns the 'Hero' tag by stopping a potential school shooter
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-Sinclair news director on their 'must-run' promotions:"Those videos are the equivalent to a proof-of-life hostage video." Chris Christie nods knowingly
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brazen bacon loving seagull attacks shopper in grocery store parking lot, nabs the whole pack ...because BACON
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sinclair station in Oregon tells employees not to talk to press about script decrying "fake news." Can only say to press, "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength"
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Presenting the most amazing cross-over in comics history: Calvin meets Opus
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Turns out the creation of April Fool's Day was some sort of elaborate prank ... and no one knows exactly who was behind it
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Irish Catholic churches to have lines for the confession booth going out the doors after pubs around the country open their doors for pints on Good Friday for the first time in 91 years
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Wed March 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chicken has survived for nine days after losing its head, scratches in the dirt that it's going after Mike the headless chicken's record of 18 months (Graphic) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Makita unveils ruggedized battery-powered outdoor coffeemaker to keep construction workers fully engaged with their job
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Six more countries now plan to boycott Moscow World Cup. The U.S. would too, but, you know, we lost to Trinidad & Tobago (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spiderbot transforms into a rolling wheel to fuel your nightmares
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Mon March 26, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chinese game show host demolishes a ball of cotton candy in three seconds leaving her guest stunned. Batman would be proud (possible nsfw content on page)
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Japan's slowest rollercoaster derails and nobody notices
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
At the current rate of denials being offered by Cambridge Analytica, pretty soon they'll be denying they ever existed
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