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Fri July 23, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy couple having sex on the beach feel the wrath of the beach flip-flop from irate bather
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Thu July 22, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish locals baffled as tights, pants and sex toy left on rail station bench, wonder if Aqualung had kinky company the night before
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Mon July 19, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Imprisoned tortoise makes a run for it, scales 12 inch backyard fence and gets a half mile away after gaining speeds of up 0.00007 mph. Finally found a year later by home warden
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Sun July 18, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Puppy owner horrified after her husky pups turn into smurfs and paint her house blue
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Fri July 16, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Here are some signs you have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol and need to cut back. Since you clicked this, you probably have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 15, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cobra kisser should not have used the French method (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 14, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots Royal Mail note on postbox reminds 'individual' to stop posting dirty nappies, poo doesn't fly as mail
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dog attempts to hump hedgehog, vet says it did not go well (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 12, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Russia now ready for its final test of the country's 'unstoppable' hypersonic 6,100mph missile that is capable of wiping out all US cities, just a little more coal needs to be dug first
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Sun July 11, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I say might you have a cup of tea and perhaps a biscuit for me? Oh yes and an ambulance of course (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 08, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Homeowner decides to explore the intricacies of English unjust enrichment law (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Swingers keep it awkward, daughter lets her husband bang her hot mum (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 04, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
This is why publicans cannot have nice things: Pub owner forced to turn away 47 paying customers after person books seven tables under false name and doesn't show up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Worry not Sharpie fans, this latest bleaching trend by celebrities trying to remove their eyebrows is probably just a fad [nsfw]
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Sat July 03, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
As a warning to smugglers, Philippines customs authorities crush 21 smuggled luxury cars worth £900,000 with mechanical digger. Must have been glorious for digger driver
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Tue June 29, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Straight TicTok couple with 'déjà vu' claim they were hot lesbians who were burnt at the stake for witchcraft in Ireland in the year 1500. Kinda want
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Fri June 25, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Madness descends upon Glasgow, Scotland concerning the Govanhill Sock Mystery, you see there are socks hanging on a clothesline ALL ALONE
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Tue June 22, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman tries to make Piazza Colonna fountain in Rome more attractive by jumping in it naked during heatwave [NSFW]
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Mon June 21, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Summer solstice gathering at Stonehenge broken up by the fuzz, interrupting their plans to hitch a ride out of here with aliens
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Sun June 20, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Honestly, who throws a sofa?
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Fri June 18, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Talk about trying to steal the show: Bloke proposes to maid of honor during someone else's wedding. Disclaimer: the bride totally helps him
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Thu June 17, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots neighbor from hell hurls all his used loo rolls out of top-floor flat onto people below in street because he's scared of flushing his toilet. Issues? Maybe
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't park badly near farms, the owners might retaliate with manure spreaders
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Tue June 15, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
First murderer convicted via DNA evidence to be released on parole in Great Britain. Labor MP tells community not to worry as homicidal sexual sadism targeting teen girls is just a phase (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bar refuses to serve two women for wearing tops that "made them look topless". After careful analysis, the tops didn't make them look topless, but this may require further study (NSFW)
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Web designer, with not a clue as to how the real world works, gives his baby boy a bonkers name to pay homage to his profession (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Happy Glasgow man strips down to his skivvies, goes wild for 'street rave' because it's good to be alive
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Czech Republic star footballer kicks a wonder goal from 50 yards during match against Scotland, sends goalie into the nets, Scots into disbelief
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Brits come up with a 'Covid alarm' that can detect it in a crowded room within 15 minutes. Of course you'll probably have the virus by then, but it's the thought that counts
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Fri June 11, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Serious Kidnapping/hostage negotiations now going on at Scots cafe after bizarre ransom note found demanding cheesecake for safe return of stolen gnome
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch writes down the value of his News Group Newspapers to zero. The Sun is there
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Thu June 10, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Well, she's dead. Guess she won't need her bank card anymore. Anyone else want a bag of crisps or a fizzy drink?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Non-drinker dies of alcoholism
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bridezilla sticks her bridesmaids with contract detailing all the costs for her wedding that they are expected to pay for
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Tue June 08, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Darwin misses golden opportunity of not being at the controls of train after foolish teenage girl lies on railway track while on her phone
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to a full soccer team assuming one or both of her 6yr old twins can play goalie. Not a repeat from last month
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Herd of buffalo - 1. Lion - 0 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Nutter wearing a gas mask and a top hat on side of road tries to creep out driver, driver pulls over asking: "What the f**k you doing?" then laughs at him
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Prankster blows thousands during 13-hour bender after telling pals he won £328K lotto jackpot. Jokes on him though, free booze is free booze no matter how funny one thinks they are
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My girlfriend is doing all her coworkers and tells me that for her they are just flings, but I am her true companion. That seems to settle it for her, but for me it hurts. What should I do?
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Elderly man, 90, who has same pub lunch every day discovers kind strangers have paid for his 3-month tab for food and drink. Yeah, kinda happy
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yeah having a 'vile' image of kidnapped woman tied up on the back of your pick-up truck will probably get you some cred with your local rednecks but not much else (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 03, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Husband shocked ... SHOCKED to find video of his wife marrying another man on social media
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots welder daughter honors late 'Star Wars' fan dad by making Death Star urn
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Tue June 01, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The reason you see these 'ghost ships' humping on the horizon explained
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Mon May 31, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK goes the civilized route to house the criminals of society, builds privately-run mega prison which has no bars on windows and river views. What could possibly go wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my wife and have been trying to have a baby, but recently I found condoms in her wardrobe and I'm perplexed as to why she would wear a condom. What do?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brit travellers move into exclusive London estate area, say one does not have to pay all that money to live among the rich, you just need a public park to pull into. Yes, the community has a problem with this (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 29, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots cat who broke both back legs diagnosed with rare condition called KATS. You KAN'T explain that
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The story: Passengers panic on a Delhi-to-US flight: a bat is flying around in the cabin, and they have to turn back to Delhi. The headline: Bat Out of Del. Tag is for whoever wrote the headline
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Fri May 28, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Google Maps image shows rude message mowed into lawn by neighbor who apparently doesn't get along with his next door neighbor
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Street name undergoes sex change, leaves residents doing catch-up for the new gal on the block
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Driver hits six-year-old boy with car while high on cocaine and cannabis "I didn't care if he was dead or alive" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Nine people stun police after getting out of real small clown car when pulled over for routine traffic stop
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Thu May 27, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bad bad bunny completely wrecks kitchen, now risks becoming hasenfeffer
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Wed May 26, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mysterious anchor-shaped UFO leaves trail of smoke before crashing into sea off East Java. Either that or Kim Jong-Un's rockets are going farther before attacking the water (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Amur tiger cubs born at wildlife park in Scotland
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Wed May 19, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Promiscuous couple thinks hotel room windows are tinted, goes full randy romps then left horrified after neighbors complain
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Sun May 16, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman draws her bath for a nice relaxing moment of pleasure, finds a whole lot of NOPE in the tap
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Go away Boss .... Baitin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 12, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Instagram model posts butt photos, film at 11 [possibly NSFW]
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Megalodon shark bares its rows of huge terrifying teeth in close encounter with diver off Florida. Okay just a regular bull shark, but it's still all about the perspective
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Sun May 09, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Grandmother claims she's been abducted more than 50 times by aliens since she was a little girl, has bruises to prove it. Since this is an English tabloid, you can believe she was used as a punching bag by their writers (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 08, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Building your city on a lake problems: Mexico City is 'unstoppably sinking', with some parts falling half a meter a year thanks to good planning by the Aztec empire
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Fri May 07, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today in over-inflated news: Man shows off 'world's oldest balloon' that hasn't lost its air in almost 30 years (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 06, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Gus' the brazen seagull walks into supermarket like a boss who doesn't have to pay for lunch, shoplifts tuna sandwich and walks out
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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The big beast of Somerset England, the size of an "Alsatian," filmed in what might be clearest-ever footage of a big cat EVER (with blurry images and video)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman gives birth to seven babies, then two more after someone found them hiding from all the others who were at the party (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 04, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Blessed are the big noses, indeed (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 01, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You may have played too many computer games if you've been found dead clutching your Xbox controller after an all-night session
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Fri April 30, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Raging digger-driver goes on bulldozing rampage, leaves £700,000 trail of destruction after demolishing offices
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A week is a long time in politics. Unless you're former UK chancellor Ed Balls, who's still getting mockery for a minor Twitter mishap ten years later. ED BALLS
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Tue April 27, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shameless couple shagging in park in front of children admit to 'f***ing up' when confronted by furious mum
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Tue April 20, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sleep with elephants and cheetahs, Oh My (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Greatest Scots boss EVER gives his entire staff a full Monday off when the pubs reopen on April 26 so they can enjoy pints, get drunk and not show up for work on Tuesday
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mufasa gives Simba a telling off (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
China now trying to catch up to the US by militarizing space with its building of 'counterspace weapons' to 'blind US spacecraft sensors'. Star Wars indeed
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Randy boinking couple give students sex-ed lesson from bench in front of school
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Homeowners rip up old carpet in living room, find giant Monopoly board hidden underneath. Now looking for Rich Uncle Pennybags to see if he has some extra cash
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
This story has it all: a jetski, romance, quarantine, an arrest, three days in jail, and a breakup. All brought to you from the Isle of Man, the Florida of the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
BBC receives over 100,000 complaints about wall to wall coverage of Prince Philip's death. Now lets get back to EastEnders (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
So who waited in line when pubs and hairdressers opened at midnight in England? Apparently everybody (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 10, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Huge 6-foot mountain of rubbish dumped in garden after son "advertises his cottage as illegal tip" (that's British for dump). Neighbors a little upset (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil is now a "biological Fukushima." But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man digs up dirty secret after shoveling up concrete "treasure" box in his garden
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Inventor Colin Furze builds James Bond car for Top Gear with flame throwers and guns for £7,000. Yeah it's pretty Bond cool
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dating emergency: Tinder is DOWN in the UK and US leaving singles confused, scared they might have to hook up old school
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
While mowing, Australian woman finds giant Nope in her yard, carrying 100s of Nopes on its back (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Come on where is it? I know I had a penis when I went sleep, where could it be?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur Chinese investor feels burnt out after losing £6,000 on the stock market, throws himself into 900C furnace of molten steel to erase himself and his debt
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Sun March 28, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You too can have your own 23-bedroom military fort complete with helipad and saunas because it's for sale at a measly £4.25m. Bonus: 360-degree water views as it sits off the coast of Isle of Wight (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's youngest Lotto winner crashes hard on coke binge, now living on benefits after blowing £1.8m jackpot
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've been having a hot lesbian relationship with my step-sister. I now want to leave my husband and run away with knowing family holiday dinners will never be the same
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