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Tue November 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm less concerned about my husband having a mistress than I am about her revealing his wedgie fetish" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I broke my husband's heart when I cheated on him. Now, he's moved on and I can't stand it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 25, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo chews on his nuts at World Cup
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Tue November 22, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How do I know if my wife is cheating on me with her male coworkers? I have no proof but I assume because I need to really believe this" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 18, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I started a new job and totally feel like an outsider and intruder. Other than buying camaraderie with lunch, how can I be part of a team?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says he would rather pay strangers for sex than have sex with me. Should I start to charge him?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 14, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my wife recently got promoted with a big pay raise and now she's having an affair with her boss. Does one thing have to do with other or is this just a coincidence? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 13, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Even though he's been out of office for years, Donald Trump is still trying to put up border fences
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I get my girlfriend and my son back after my hubris cost me both?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Why am I still lusting after my drunken ex?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl born on 11/11/11 at 11.11am in hospital room 11 goes to ELEVENTY while celebrating 11th birthday
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Armor-clad surgeons remove live grenade from inside Russian human bomb, multiple pieces of underwear also removed from surgeons (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Star Wars-style laser weapon tested for first time, pew pew pews quadcopter two miles away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband won't agree to take time out of his work schedule to follow my cycles and won't give me a baby. I have a colleague who is very taken with me; can I just secretly have his child?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 08, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Family on trip to the Safari Park unintentionally taunt the masturbation monkey, despite the nearby sign saying not to
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Fri November 04, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wanker prankster police officer orders men to pull down their trousers & underwear during bogus search in street, they comply until he starts eyeing up their junk
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Inside the Berlin Tempelhof airport, complete with creepy Nazi and Cold War relics that you can still visit to this day
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I be concerned about how much I love wearing my girlfriend's stewardess uniform?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My weed addiction is taking over my life and I am really anxious about it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 03, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I tracked down the father I never knew online. I messaged him; he ignored it. I think even blocked me What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 02, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Ten years ago, I had an affair with an intern. My husband and I were also trying to conceive. Our son is ten now and he is exhibiting tendencies that remind me of the intern. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 31, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I be worried that my boyfriend sexts other women while we're in bed?: (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 29, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I'm a Shark. I'm a F**king SHAAAARK ...jump in my MOUTH
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Fri October 28, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I've never had friends or a girlfriend. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 27, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"After sixteen years, my wife just admitted to cheating on me with my best friend friend. What. Do.?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 26, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Photo of a 1905 dockyard in NYC absolutely 'proves' that time travellers DO indeed exist. At least according to time-travel believers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My adult daughter despises her infant half-brother. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 24, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover is good to me, except when he plays happy family with his wife and kids. I mean, he has to be playing, right? He wouldn't be pretending with me, would he?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 22, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is keeping me a secret because I am 25 years younger. Why is he so ashamed?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 21, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Beware female bovines of Scotland, Lover Boy is on the loose and looking to score
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I can't escape the shame of having unprotected sex with an escort" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 20, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British police unable to identify suspect who groped a teenager, claiming that the despite the clear pictures and ankle monitor, they had no evidence to go on (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 19, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm really upset my lover is cheating on me. Sure, I'm cheating too so it's hypocrisy, but come on. I'm a dude" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 14, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Plane pilot hedges his bet that he can take off on a public road, fails to hedge his bet enough
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ring doorbell revealed my girlfriend was dinging another dong" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 13, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I let my ex's new girlfriend know he's a narcissistic cheater?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 12, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I told my wife I would leave her if she went in vacation without me. She jetted off without me, but I'm still here. Should I leave?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
From now on, whenever an airline pilot announces that the landing gear is down, I'm going to ask for clarification (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 11, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover promised me everything but he's still with his family. This has been going on for 16 years. Should I keep waiting?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 10, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend always goes to his friends when we go out instead of hanging out with me. What's up with that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 09, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Catholic Twitter busybody gets arrested in front of her kids over "malicious" online posts, says cops should be out fighting "real crime" instead of smiting her
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Fri October 07, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Maybe you shouldn't become a nursery worker if your idea of punishment for children when they're bad is to put on a terrifying Halloween mask to scare them into the next world
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm ready to leave my husband for my lover. Should I tell my husband?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 06, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend continually rejects the notion of having sex with me, but she just had sex with a total stranger. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 05, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend keeps getting rides when she's drunk from her ex so she can see her grandkids and I'm over it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend got addicted to porn doesn't enjoy sex with me like he used to. What can I do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 04, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend and I took a break, she slept around, and now she's pregnant with someone's baby. WHAT DO?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"While my father was in the hospital, my ex-husband availed himself of my dad's valuables. I know he absconded with them; what do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 03, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I had one simple affair and mom cut me out of her will. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ex ran off with my best friend and got her pregnant. How can I win him back?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 28, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I worried my husband was cheating on me and not working late, so I called his boss. Was that wrong?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend keeps dumping me and I keep taking her back. We're at three times this year. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's like arriving in a riot van on your wedding day
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Tue September 27, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My fiancée got frisky with a stripper at her bachelorette party and I am insecure enough to call off the wedding. Should I?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 23, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover's husband thinks she's cheating and has, in my presence, threatened to kill any man she's sleeping with. As a woman, I'm wondering if I should worry that threat applies to me as well" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 21, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I found my partner in bed with her girlfriend. I was not invited to join either. And now she tells me she can't decide between us. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 20, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Groom attempts to make dramatic wedding entrance using dirt bike. What could go wrong? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 16, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Can menopause make you gay? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon September 12, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
After a public argument with your teenage sons about your mental health, (c) strip naked for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm eight months pregnant and my boyfriend is sexting another woman. What the hell" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 09, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My partner and I have a daughter, but instead of spending time with her he plays Call of Duty. How can I make him parent?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 08, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I had a vasectomy before I met my partner. Now, she's pregnant. What are the odds?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 07, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My daughter and husband both have ADHD. How do I cope?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 06, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Faking a broken foot to skip the airport queue and leaving REAL disabled people waiting, yeah airline passengers can't get much lower than that
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ex left me for another man. Unfortunately, it's my roommate so I hear them farking like rabbits nightly. What. Do...what...do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 02, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband took out a loan for $5000 to pay for his OnlyFans addiction. It's the dumbest thing he's done. What. Do.?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 01, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'd really like to sleep with my hot neighbor but worry about the age gap. Should I concerned?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 31, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Can I trust my husband after catching him snogging my sister? COR BLIMEY" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue August 30, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"What could go wrong if I have an affair with my engaged colleague?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband has been having a 15 year affair and the only reason I know is because they just had a baby together" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri August 26, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man sets up a camera to check on his dogs when he's not home - stunned to find poochie love
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Wed August 24, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Darwin pulls a Bill Buckner, Farks up an easy grounder to First
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Thu August 18, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Russia unveils its most advanced stealth submarine yet, so stealthy you can't even see the coal burning smoke stack that's protruding from the hull
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is getting a divorce but it's taking forever. Should I wait it out?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Leaked video shows the 'coolest politician in the world', Finnish MP Sanna Marin, go wild at party singing and thrusting. You know you want to party with her
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Tue August 16, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My son found a bra in my husband's work bag, and it wasn't mine. Can we get over this?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 15, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Protip: It's usually best not to have a picnic if wheat is being harvested near you (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri August 12, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Millionaire might have to check his other deep pocket for more change after watching his 150ft £20million superyacht erupting into flames just one month after he bought the boat
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Mon August 08, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Hammer Time
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Fri August 05, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
That's a sausage, not a star. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few sausages in my time (possible nsfw content on page)
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