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Mon October 19, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Justice Department has dropped a surprise October news conference today. No word if it involves emails (1 PM ET)
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump thought he had a nuclear deal with Russia to cap each country's stockpile of weapons not currently deployed on missiles, submarines or bombers. That was before they reminded him that those were just little nukes going off in his head
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sweet 16 party on Long Island: 80 in attendance, 37 infected with COVID, and 270 in quarantine. The Literal Aristocrats
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Soccer star Ronaldo test positive for the 'Rona. Expected to roll around on the grass for a few minutes, and then get back to work
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Mon October 12, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"In South Dakota, we didn't take a one-size-fits-all approach and the results have been incredible," Gov. Kristi Noem told lawmakers in her state, which Johns Hopkins University says ranks second in the country for new cases per capita
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign is in a death-spiral, his staff is decimated, and everyone is panicking
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas high school football coach gunned down outside youth football game in family dispute. TFA: "It's not clear how or even if victim and shooter are related". Eh, minor detail. Let's stick with the family angle and run with it
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo fact checker Glenn Kessler: We found 13 outright lies uttered by Mike Pence last night; here they are. Also, here are two things Kamala Harris said that aren't really lies but could be seen as technically incorrect. See? Both sides are bad
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nebraska prosecutor, upset by criticism, decides to take his racism off to where it'll be appreciated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A trove of sunken glass treasure from the 17th century has been found at the bottom of the Black Sea. For these archaeologists, the glass was definitely full
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's time for Nancy Pelosi to provide an eloquent retort to the Trump's latest offer of "give me votes and maybe you get something" (10:45 AM ET)
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Wed October 07, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
An expert in rhetoric highlights Trump's ability to verbally manipulate the ignorant
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Late and over budget Berlin airport will finally open. And thanks to the current situation around flying, it's still hemorrhaging money because no one wants to fly. But hey, it will feature a treacherous takeoff turn pilots are naming, "puke curve"
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Tue October 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Picking about a dozen 1000-pound boxes of apples a day does not keep the doctors away
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
And this why they say "never meet your heroes" especially if they have the 'rona
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
NRA's Wayne LaPierre under investigation for tax fraud. *BANG* *BANG* My baby shot me down
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Sun October 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
For some unknown reason, Trump has suddenly realized that covid may be negatively affecting Godfearing Republicans as well as those heathen Demoncrats, thinks maybe Congress should do something to help those poor folks out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"[Meadows] is so consumed with his cloak-and-dagger, three-dimensional-chess approach to Washington that he can't always be trusted." Obvious tag goes on a bender with Murica tag
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Sat October 03, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will we find out Trump is a beautiful hunk of a man that scared away Covid-19 standing 6'6 with a perfect 239lb body as the most healthist person to ever walk the planet? The president's personal physician to hold a news conference at 11 a.m. ET
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Fri October 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I am so very sorry (that I got caught)"
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas County sheriff Robert Chody remains on the November ballot for re-election despite a criminal indictment for living up to his name
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's infrastructure week in Canada
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US states decide 'If we're going to have a second wave, let's at least make some money and be hammered for it'
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's time to start cleaning up the President's latest mess (11 AM ET, or once the numbing agent takes effect)
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Wed September 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Convicted (in absentia) felon Carlos Ghosn open up Ghosn University to teach students how to defraud a company and flee the country in a cello case
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Tue September 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer? Not going to happen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration pressured CDC to play down risks of reopening schools because your kids are too young to vote and therefore expendable
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan declares war on the fax machine. This is not an article from 1995
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Cops are resigning en masse because, dammit, they're not school teachers, they don't want to feel under appreciated
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
News: FBI charges cult for stalking and harassment of two bloggers. Fark: Cult is the Global Security and Resiliency department of Ebay
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Sat September 26, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Liberals and the Super-Liberals team up to stay in power. The ultra-liberals have yet to join the coalition
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Thu September 24, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MAGA UFC Colby Covington gonna MAGA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron, rising GOP star and noted black man, doesn't understand why more people aren't applauding his news conference. Did he not mention that he's a black man? Maybe he should mention it again
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Wed September 23, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aw, jeez, not THIS s*** again. President* Trump holds a news conference, starting Soon™
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(AP News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Grand jury indicts one police officer in Breonna Taylor death - for shooting into other apartments, not for killing her
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Tue September 22, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disney executive to California officials: Our mattresses full of money aren't as fluffy as they used to be, please help us reopen Disneyland
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Shiat's about to go down in Louisville, y'all
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Mon September 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perpetually battered wife known as the CDC apologizes for "accidentally" posting new warnings about airborne COVID
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Botswana says toxins in the water - and not peanut allergies - killed hundreds of elephants
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After their community was abandoned by all governmental fire agencies, residents work together to save town of 9,000 from a massive wildfire
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis holds dekey to DeTrump devictory
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Sun September 13, 2020
(LAist)
 
 
 
LA County Sheriff's Department arrests NPR reporter for failure to respect authority
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Los Angeles sheriff's deputies in full riot gear attempt to intimidate an ongoing press conference
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Police sting nets 130 arrests. We can assume solo Sting locked them all up in Soul Cages
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uh ... because they love him more than sex? And almost as much as money
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Trump to military: Vote for me, if you know what's good for ya
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I didn't lie," he lied
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you are impersonating a police officer, it is best not to pull over an off-duty cop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Trump lies that he didn't lie about the coronavirus". Well done, CNN
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Georgia's Secretary of State says there "may have" been "as many as" 1,000 cases of "double voting" where a voter cast a mail-in and in person ballot during the primaries but those could also be clerical errors, but the important thing is Trump good
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While we've already moved on to the next Trump outrage du jour (de l'heure?), don't forget how insane it is that the DOJ is moving to take over his personal defense in a sexual assault case
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Tue September 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's been less than three weeks and Melania's new and improved Rose Garden already needs to be repaired
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Postmaster General DeJoy discovers he's not immune to being folded, spindled, mutilated, or otherwise thrown under the mail truck by Donald Trump once he's no longer useful
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
With Trump still drawing circles on the White House lawn, will he find the podium in time for his 1 PM ET presser? Let's find out
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Sat September 05, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Watch as that dumbass San Francisco salon owner cries big fat crocodile tears over being caught trying to set up Nancy Pelosi
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles police are fighting a war against.....paintballers?
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Fri September 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting סַפָּה, but Bibi was privately for the US plan to sell arms to the UAE before he was publicly against it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC had an emerging citywide gun crisis and prosecutors started a new program with tougher sentencing. Did they apply it to the whole city? No. Did they apply it to the highest crime areas? Also no. Did they apply it to the blackest neighborhoods? Yes
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Get ready, everybody. He's about to do something stupid (5PM, unless his golf cart is dragging its right wheel)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden points out Donnie BoneSpurs is a creepy draft dodger who actually hates the military and only cares about himself
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Thu September 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a white man who runs naked through the streets of the neighborhood and a Black man who does the same? Death
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Right-wing agitators soon to discover the U.S. court system provides both criminal and civil remedies to discourage shooting randomly into the crowd
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yeah, but he wears a flag pin on his lapel, so
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway's parliament hit by a cyber attack? Yes way
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Suffocating heat torments hurricane-ravaged areas of Louisiana, where more than 300,000 lack power. Heat index forecast to top 110
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Department of Health and Human Services has decided they need to hire a contractor for a messaging campaign to "defeat despair and inspire hope" about Coronavirus, in what is in NO WAY a quarter-billion-dollar contribution to the Trump Campaign
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If he were an ounce more competent he'd be terrifying: President Trump said Monday that the nation must restore "patriotic education" in schools as a way to calm unrest in cities and counter 'lies' about racism in the United States"
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Sat August 29, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Thousands of coronaskeptics descend on Berlin to protest whatever it is they think they are protesting. There has to be an appropriate German phrase for these idiots
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How is the University of Arizona preventing large COVID outbreaks? The answer is, as always, butt stuff
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Paralyzed Jacob Blake is handcuffed to his hospital bed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's longest serving Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, says sayonara due to failing health
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post fact checks the third night of the RNC. Like every check Trump writes, it bounced
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pelosi says Biden shouldn't debate Trump, but not for the reason you might think
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "35%" of lives saved by plasma was cherry picked out of the numerous post hoc analyzes and was "grossly misrepresented"
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian doctors now claiming to have saved Kremlin critic Navalny's life after poisoning, head doctor of Siberian hospital soon to come down with sudden illiness in 3.. 2.. 1
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Sun August 23, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will it be Oleander? Will it be a surprise vaccine? Will the MyPillow guy show up? This is your URGENT Trump Coronavirus Cure News Conference thread ETA 5:30 PM ET
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've already bought your silly hat or ugly suit for the 2020 Kentucky Derby I have some bad news
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The WaPo "fact checker" stayed up late and has some disturbing lies to report. For example, you know how Joe claimed Trump said there were "very fine people" on both sides at C-Ville? Well, he did say that. But, like, he said other things, too
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian "doctors" says poisoned Putin critic is too sick to be moved, could be in danger of recovering if transferred to a German hospital
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will DeJoy mail in his answers? Will Republicans ignore his misdeeds like junk mail? Will Dems stamp his forehead with their fists? This is your USPS-Senate hearing discussion thread (9am EST)
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Thu August 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Police use a battering ram to break down a door for a search warrant. NEWS: For a non-violent property crime. FARK: The teen wanted hadn't lived at the house for months. DOUBLE FARK: Police actually decertify the officers involved
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland tightening coronavirus lockdown restrictions by reducing number of people allowed to meet, drink, fight
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That time Donald Trump cut off a 92-year-old woman's water and had a reporter arrested for asking about it
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Family installs security system, finds next door neighbor nudist creeping around yard, chatting with 7-year-old daughter through bedroom window. Police: "If [Dad] would have come out and stomped him into a mud puddle, yeah, we would've been fine with that"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
This DNC might have been the scene of some messy policy fights that exposed the deep rifts between the Progressive and centrists wings of the Dmocratic Party..but then Trump started farkng with the right to vote itself, and everyone closed ranks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
College football season is in full swing. Covid-19, Oklahoma Sooners 9
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows: The fact that there is a "birther" controversy about Kamala Harris is the media's fault not ours. I mean, YOU GUYS are the ones who keep reporting on the stupid shiat we're saying, not us
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Sun August 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Harris responds to Trump's birther attacks: 'They're going to engage in lies'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Person who made the US a laughingstock all over the world says that Americans getting to cast their votes would make the US a laughingstock
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Glorious Leader wishes to provide triumphant homecoming for Russian secret agent
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Animate marionette says you are entitled to both your own opinions and facts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone might be realizing that preventing his own people from voting by mail is a bad idea
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will he lie about all the lies that he lies about? Don't REGRET clicking this link, you farkers. 1 pm start means 1:35 pm
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Thu August 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Department seizes millions in monopoly money from terrorists
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Biden admits there's one thing that Trump does better than any president in American history
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
President Trump URGENT news conference 5:15 pm est start time
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Ten conference threatens to drop to 13 teams if Nebraska tries to play football this fall
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Kemp of Georgia using the Scooby-Doo villain defense of how the first weeks of school are going
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ugh, here we go again. News conference starting at Trump O'clock
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(CNN Philippines)
 
 
 
When talking about Covid19 WHO official says "we can outsmart the virus". Difficulty: Half of Americans can't outsmart themselves out of a wet paper bag let alone follow simple safety guidelines
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign's LGBT outreach is going about as well as expected
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wouldn't it make sense to ban nuclear weapons? 75 years after the worst atomic bomb attack in history, Nagasaki calls for drastic change
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump: "I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump vs. Intelligence
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Just remember: the House passed a relief bill months ago while the Senate never even bothered to negotiate with Democrats, leaving that in the not-so-capable hands of the White House
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's deputy PM politely reminds everyone how stupid Trump is
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Surprise Trump presser from his golf course in Bedminister set for 7pm ET - I expect some Presidential turn and levels of empathy for everyone screwed over by the lack of a relief deal
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it seems as though Lebanon's government isn't terribly popular right now
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(McPherson Sentinel)
 
 
 
Kansas ended up being a "Natural Experiment" in whether or not wearing a mask slows the spread of COVID. Spoiler alert: it does slow the spread
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, remember that whole Jacob Wohl-USAID press-conference thing? It's going about as well as you thought it would
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
The 337 people who thought right now was a great time to board a Norwegian cruise ship are in for the shock of their lives
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Video shows Trump only voted by mail after failing to commit voter fraud in person
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong announces postponement of elections, giving Trump an idea
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Tennessee state senator has been charged with stealing more than $600,000 in federal funds received by a health care company she directed and using the money to pay for her wedding and other personal expenses. Difficulty: She's a Democrat
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(White House)
 
 
 
Can't let Obama have all that airtime. Trump abruptly calls press conference/roundtable to discuss plasma. Energy sword and fuel rod cannon notably absent. 3pm ET
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Barr to release the Durham Report in October to interfere with the election
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden announces that his announcement will be next week. Let the speculation begin
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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Mon July 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi zeroes in on red ink
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Sun July 26, 2020
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid: Caddyshack turns the Big four Oh
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeSantis derided descientists and defacts to dedicate deresponse to DeTrump
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Sat July 25, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
And here we see the rare Canadianus Idioticus in its natural habitat
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you think less Floridians is "moving in better direction" then yes, Florida is moving in a better direction
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Thu July 23, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aw, jeez, not THIS s**t again. Trump holds a news conference, scheduled to begin at 5 PM Eastern
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Trump calls Mayor Lightfoot for a truce to coordinate agreement on federal deployment of his brownshirts in Chicago
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Wed July 22, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come for the Corona, stay for the Trump Virus. 5:30 pm really means 6:03 pm
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Tue July 21, 2020
(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
Dutch government raises 1.23bil euros, injects 4.5mil nanochips, innoculates 12.7million kittens, raises 45.7mil dead baby souls at its first 5G auction
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
If China invented Covid-19 why would they need to hack US institutions for the cure? Mr. Trump? [blink]
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Spain does the right thing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The EU goes all-in against the virus with a $857bil stimulus deal, tells the UK we don't need your hookers, blow, or Brexit
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like Russia is laundering its anti-Biden disinformation campaign through Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) in an attempt to yet again influence the presidential election
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia Democratic Party receives 131 applications to fill ballot spot left by death of John Lewis. Jim Nasium, I P Freely, Anna Conda, unavailable for comment
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Sun July 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The bums chasing his majors record don't have a damn thing on the Golden Bear, just like COVID-19
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Sun emitting large campfire flares. The Doomsday Machine, Galactus, Spectre, The Midgard Serpent and the planet Mercury gather round, eat beans and sing "Row Your Boat"
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Republican Wyoming governor says the state is about to go broke. Maybe he can get a "blue state bailout"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mayor of Atlanta leaves city's mask requirement in place, tells GA Gov. Big Brain Kemp to fark off with his "no laws against masks" rule
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Those of us hoping to flee the country are going to have to wait until August 31
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looking for a good golf tourney? Ohio's hottest club is Whiff. Promoter Bogie Parr has gone all out, and inside it's everything: screaming caddies in Mozart wigs, bunkers, psychos, Furbies, sunburnt groupies with white belts - everything but fans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"...it was clear that waiting around for the president to run the nation's response was hopeless; if we delayed any longer, we'd be condemning more of our citizens to suffering and death"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Look, in Colorado, there's no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service,"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Governor of Ohio to give public statement at 5:30 instead of daily briefing at 2:00. Speculation as to the subject includes "why haven't you updated the coronavirus map even though several counties are at 'Everybody-Panic Purple.'"
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt, who personally pushed for Trump's Tulsa rally, tests positive for COVID-19
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
He's just not that into it
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naya Rivera final act was to save her son before she drowned. Sure is dusty out on the lake
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans move much of convention to outdoors. Not because of the COVID-19 hoax mind you, but so delegates can enjoy the late August weather in Jacksonville
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Given that he has degrees from Harvard and Yale, it seems that Ron DeSantis is voluntarily stupid. Either that or Harvard and Yale let any ol' moron graduate from their hallowed halls
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I fought the Tariffs.......but I did not moot the jeopardy
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Mon July 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Body found at Lake Piru could be missing actress Naya Rivera [Update: it's her]
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
One of these things is not like the others, / one of these things is not quite the same / Can you guess which thing is not like the others? / Before we end our game
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump dreams of taking another swing at DACA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi goes all in with poker face against the White House concerning the next stimulus relief package: A trillion dollars for Phase 4? That's just the ante, pal
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trudeau burns Trump...politely
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what are the chances that all the fiscally responsible Republicans who lamented "Blue State Bailouts" related to coronavirus-sparked budget woes will feel the same way now that it's Red States coming to the table with their hands out?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"The investigation found both problems with Boeing's software as well as NASA's oversight of the process." Replace "NASA" with "FAA", and the statement still makes sense
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Tue July 07, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Doctors say experimental treatment may have rid man of HIV, refuse to comment on what super powers he may develop
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Fri July 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
World's largest pension fund loses a record $165bil in the Worst Quarter Ever. Forced retirements rising like the sun
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US adds 4.8mil new jobs to be cut as the wave swells and washes over the country
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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Wed July 01, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pompeo gives Putin a virtual hand job
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of Princeton dropping Woodrow Wilson's name from campus, NJ Governor announces that he too is woke to anti-racism, and is doing his part by no longer using Wilson's old desk
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After his gyms were ordered to close, CEO threatens the governor of Arizona with a lawsuit, arm wrestling competition
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Mon June 29, 2020
(News 1130)
 
 
 
Cape Cod officials assure visitors that the beaches are open
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
An upside to climate change, military members who died in a 1952 Alaska crash are being recovered for proper burial
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
UBI to be tried on a slightly larger scale
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis sets a new high score on COVID-19 with an increase of 62% from yesterday. Is now trying to decide between entering POO or ASS
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Elon Musk promised Tesla employees they could stay home rather than risk getting covid-19, some believed him. (Tag is not for employees, pink slip is)
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