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Thu November 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Paw and order: Too cute Thursday starts now
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Sat November 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Elderly couple eat McDonald's EVERY DAY for 23 years and claim it keeps them slim and fit ..which just goes to show you that using zombie preservative does indeed preserve you
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Fri November 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh sorry everybody, I just wanted a quick nap
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Thu November 08, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mom mistakes pictures of owls upside down on baby pajamas for boobs. ʎlɹ ɐ⅄ (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 05, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Take this test to see if you booze too much. If you fail it with flying colors, put down the BOOZE
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Sat November 03, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
90-year-old pensioner made hundreds of foul-mouthed 999 calls demanding pasties and lifts to bingo
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Fri November 02, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today's WTF is brought to you by 1,000 teeth found at dentistry in Valdosta, Georgia (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you finally complete your bucket wish because you're dying and they tell you your tumour STOPPED? Okay maybe not 'hate'
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Tue October 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sweeney Todd had a lasting influence on the English it seems (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Devout Catholic who spent eight years training to be a nun quits convent school to become country's best-loved porn star. NSFW
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Fri October 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Normal: Getting your gf pregnant. Not normal: Getting her mom pregnant too
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Donkey belts out OPERA singing greeting to young owner - what an amazing ass
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Thu October 25, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The beer shoplifter isn't David Schwimmer, it's my son
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wrong is fattening up your bridesmaids before your wedding so you will look better than them, even if you are a bridezilla
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Mon October 22, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur sleuths abort mission to find wreckage of Flight MH370 in Cambodian jungle after they didn't follow TLC's advice (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 19, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
If you're injecting vodak into your mouth through your cheek with a syringe, you're drinking it wrong
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Thu October 18, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer club under fire for handing out brothel vouchers to fans
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Marmite on pasta is just plain wrong
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Obviously these idiots who got themselves wedged in the most ridiculous places have not met the slatted wooden chair yet
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Wed October 17, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
What do you do when you forget your toothbrush? Let your pet rat clean your teeth, of course
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Sat October 13, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dogs really have it ruff in Glasgow, Scotland, now they're getting invited for a night out for some delicious dog beer and pupcakes at craft beer tastings
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Fri October 12, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman dubbed world's 'oldest and most miserable' human, 129, curses Allah for letting her live so long
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Wed October 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man's best friend not always manhood's best friend
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sometimes life in the city is so tiring that your just need to give it a rest and "take a nap" on the local La-Z-Boy chair right in the middle of a busy road
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Tue October 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't tase my barking dog, bro
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Inside the world's scariest haunted house where NOBODY lasts more than six hours - And no, it's not the White House (some photos may be disturbing)
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Mon October 08, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Twitter users spot 'time traveller' using mobile phone on beach in 1943, many years before they were invented for twits
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Fri October 05, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Police await not so swanky any more turd polished diamond ring from Irish diamond geezer who gobbled it down at a Turkish diamond jewellers
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Thu October 04, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Russia's first sex robot brothel opens in Moscow offering dolls who 'talk dirty' and come with 'temperature controlled orifices'
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Wed October 03, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Fortnite porn forum is a literal game changer as thousands share creepy video game sex pics (not safe for work)
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Mon October 01, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nanny state Britain grows a pair, finally finds an anti-gun position that's too absurd even for them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Inmates at prison get a hankering for Chinese food, order takeaway delivered by drone
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Sun September 30, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists who apparently have something against Darwin and his ways now call for 'no selfie zones' after shocking study finds too many people around the world are killing themselves taking selfies
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Sat September 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swarm of 60,000 bees leaves honey 'oozing' from walls at hospital
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Fri September 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
100mph winds during Storm Ali's UK visit bring out all the sex toys from the wheelie bin to the party
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Wed September 19, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Determined leaf blower doesn't quit his day job despite 90mph winds from Storm Ali that's ravishing the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 18, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm worried my husband is addicted to me because we have sex 5 times a day. Dear oversexed, it could be WORSE
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Thu September 13, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum who got grossed out after finding 15 maggots in the broccoli she fed her sons needs to understand that maggots just make the broccoli more nutritious
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Wed September 12, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Incredible moment gang of plucky otters chase off a massive crocodile
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Tue September 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers rack up lines of cocaine on tray table, are immediately charged $25 snorting fee
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Couples driven wild by "Golden Arch" sex position which guarantees better orgasms. I, for one, am lovin' it (NSFW)
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Mon September 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Student hires maid, private chef, butler, 3 footman, house manager, chauffeur, 3 housekeepers and a gardener to start uni
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Sun September 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wealthy couple created 'designer grandson' after harvesting sperm from dead son
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The secret of a long-lasting healthy life may be to suck the blood of millennials
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Fri September 07, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bizarre creature comes ashore in Thailand. Officials aren't sure what deformed the chest area so strangely (NSFW)
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Thu September 06, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shellfish worker whips out giant lobster for lunch, crabby son and social media ridicule him for not sharing
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Rude looking radish" makes headlines in the UK. Wife not impressed when her husband pulled this out
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Wed September 05, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You just might be a racist if you taser your police force's own race relations adviser (who happens to be black) because he looks like a suspect to a crime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
UFOs 'spotted' flying over Donald Trump's Turnberry golf course in Scotland on August 16 apparently didn't get the memo that he wouldn't be there to get picked up to stand trial by our overlords for transgressions against humanity
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the shark whisperer who makes a killer tiger shark act like a puppy. Still no word if he fetches (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 04, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's unluckiest man misses lottery win after being hit by car and then accidentally sets his his apartment on fire while drowning sorrows
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Come to the beach for fun in the sun, stay to get your willy stung by a stingray
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Sun September 02, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Your hole is our goal" - the rudest advertising slogans
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This kid loves Fortnite so much he headbutted his mom over it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
First 'sex robot' movie hits screens and is being called 'the next big thing'
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Mass brawl starts on plane after drunk woman "gets her boobs out and starts giving lads lapdances"
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Wed August 29, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bridezilla is furious at her maid of honor for 'stealing her thunder' by getting engaged before her wedding (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Google users spot something unusual lurking in a cemetery on Street View ... and by something unusual they mean TERRIFYING
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Mon August 27, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boeing reveals that soon planes will be flying with just one pilot at the controls and just a blow-up back-up pilot to help out if anything goes wrong ....and of course nothing will go wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri August 24, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sure drinking eight beers and six glasses of wine on a flight then drunkenly yelling 'we're all going to die' might make your fellow passengers a little antsy
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Clueless married couple who couldn't get pregnant realise they had mistakenly been having anal sex for four years and wife was still a virgin
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Thu August 23, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A Russian guy at a night club is accidentally bumped by another guy on the dance floor. A moment later, he single-handedly knocks the fark out of six guys (with one-minute video) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Noob swinger doesn't understand first rule of gang bang swingers club: Let your partner help another lad with his socks if she wants to
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pics of glitches in the Matrix (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Loser of a groom blows almost entire wedding budget on Mr. Bean impersonator and leaves practically nothing for the bridesmaids' dresses
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Topless Elizabeth Hurley shows us her breast...stroke... and now that they're gone, WTF is happening with Ben Affleck? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue August 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman cancels dream wedding just a week before the big day after discovering her fiancé watches porn
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Sun August 19, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Most of us don't always read instructions or turn packets over to read all the information. As it turns out, we may have been missing some hilarious hidden messages (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 15, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
US is the only advanced country where the average American worker (slave) takes less vacation time than a Medieval peasant. Now back to work you dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Footie fans including kids stunned after X-rated TV channel shown at stadium
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Fri August 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Here hold this woman's clothes, she wants to buy a beer (NSFW)
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Thu August 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Finally, the wardrobe malfunction you've been waiting for (NSFW)
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Wed August 08, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Nobody will see us here, in the middle of a park, in broad daylight
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Tue August 07, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Some people have important things to do in life, some feel the need to cheer on randy pigeons into having sex on rooftops. The Sun is there with this riveting news coverage
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
One million-strong ant army marches on monster wasp nest, conquers it after overcoming the logistics of building a bridge. Says that bastard Alan Rails is next
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Fri August 03, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dublin Zoo welcomes a male baby scimitar-horned oryx, a species now extinct in the wild, into the world. You say WTF is a scimitar-horned oryx? Well now it's cute, but sooner or later it will slice you in two if you call it a unicorn
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Wed August 01, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman found dead at roadside GETS UP and flashes lorry driver before bolting
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Mon July 30, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Well I've heard of hung like a horse but never a Chihuahua. Bless him though" (NSFW)
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Tue July 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man walks into a supermarket with a sheep, attacks security guard with a metal pole. Cause that's how they do it in Ireland
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