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Thu July 19, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brit found bloodied with serious head injury after falling 'may have been having sex'. Repeat: May have ..because everyone was too drunk to tell. Did subby say Brits?
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Wed July 18, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man who had sex with a horse claimed animal gave consent by winking at him
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Tue July 17, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Definitive proof Scottish people will drink anything
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Sat July 14, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sitting on a park bench ... eyeing up small birds with nothing but bad intent
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
England footie fan who went missing for six days in Russia found in hotel room on typical English bender
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Furious England football fans now want to make bacon out of Mystic Marcus the psychic pig after he wrongly predicted Three Lions win
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Build-A-Bear hosts "Pay Your Age" day today. Since this is Fark, you know how this turns out (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A look inside Japan's super-secret big meanie murder jail, where they kill people with paltry excuses such as "They murdered 13 people in a subway with Sarin nerve gas" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who has clearly never been on Fark learns the hard way not to taunt the left jab monkey (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's the battle of the blimps, with £35k raised for a Baby Khan balloon in retaliation for Baby Trump (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Woman uses 40EE breasts to predict the outcome of every England World Cup match. Good news, England: It's coming home. You better believe The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Update: ALL Thai soccer boys have been rescued from cave after 17 days (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Headline: I know my £100k cosmetic surgery addiction could kill me, but at least I'll look good in my coffin (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Girlfriend almost falls for 'sympathetic' boyfriend's 'anal sex' hayfever cure. Almost
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Thu June 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Great, now we're gonna go to war against Portugal (NSFW content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Terrifying new species of "alien" wasp that eats its victims from the inside out then lays eggs that burst out has been discovered. Sleep tight, Aussies
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have you ever been so drunk that you told police you were drowning under a canoe when you were actually sitting at home? This guy has
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You will never see another list of 'life hacks' like this one (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 27, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cruise ship staff admit sleeping with old age pensioners to top up their wages... whatever floats your boat I guess
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Today I learned that 86F is "blowtorch" temperature to some Scots
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
If you ask your teenage son to cut the grass, expect penises
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman sues elite dating service after failing to find man of her dreams - company countersues for defamation - judge quotes classic Beatles tune
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Does tapping a can actually stop it from fizzing? Here comes the sci *phsssssssssttttttttt* OH GOD DAMMINIT IT SPILLED EVERYWHERE (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk driver caught three times over drink drive limit blames jar of pickled gherkins. Sounds legit
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Iceland soccer team 'allowed to have sex' during World Cup.... as long as it's with their wives, manager tells them
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Stinky thief with terrible body odour snared after homeowner identified burglar's 'stench'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to Oxford University's annual pagan party - the drugs bars are at the back, sex tent to your left and virgins are being spanked on stage (possible nsfw content on page). Sounds awesome
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Priest slaps baby in face during baptism because he won't stop crying. Newsflash: Slapping babies makes them cry
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer fans go wild for "hottest" Russian supporter at World Cup. Then go even wilder when they discover she's a porn star (NSFW)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Until I first drank my dog's pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had bad acne"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Spanish forced to remind Brits to wear clothes (NSFW )
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prisoner called Spider-Man climbs up onto jail roof; falls and breaks three bones. Movie script still needs work
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Not happy with just cheering on their side to a massive victory in the World Cup, Japanese fans even tidy the stadium
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Your team scored a last minute goal to beat Tunisia in the World Cup, so you might want to try and stay alive for the next match (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mexico-bound plane really steps up its in-flight entertainment
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"It's ok, it's all ok," he yelled as he was choked by a 30-foot python wrapped around his neck
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Double-dipping chips in salsa can give you herpes EVERYBODY PANIC
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
In another step towards world domination, Google can now tell you when you'll die
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cafe launches huge breakfast with 65 items dubbed "The Terminator 2." So far, no one has defeated it
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure the sex is the easy part, but can you also do the laundry in order to have a healthy and long life?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
New strain of bird flu that infects humans has been detected in China. But don't worry, because the H7N9 strain has only killed 38% of those infected, giving you a 62% chance you will live
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cops raid cruise ship after TV reality show turns into "drug-fuelled orgy" where it's easier to buy a bag of coke than get a beer (NSFWish)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fathers' rights activist threatens to get his balls out on morning breakfast show - three female hosts hit panic button
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russia's World Cup will cost $46B. Sochi cost them $51B. It'd be a real buzzkill if someone managed to sneak photos of the impoverished glue-sniffing Russian citizens out of their media blackout wouldn't it? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swingers club wins right to stay open longer after parents complained they could not attend as they couldn't get babysitters
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Company invents knickers that vibrate when footballers score in bid to get more women into the World Cup
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Why you should never write haha on the bill
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four Russian female hooligans including a Nazi-supporting McDonald's worker have been banned from World Cup stadiums, however you wouldn't ban three of the four of them (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 13, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The hell with owning your own island, now you can own your own toll bridge (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to New York, that'll be $350 for a 10 minute taxi ride from JFK, ya dumb Brits
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man with world's largest penis claims it's ruined his acting career. "It sucks - it relegates me into doing smaller parts," he said, without irony (semi-NSFW)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australians blame McDonald's for poor bladder control (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Super Mother Goose, who runs a day care center, takes her adopted gaggle of 51 goslings for their first swim across Canadian lake
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boxers stop fight to watch massive brawl that erupts in the audience (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Girl, 9, in 'rehab after getting hooked on Fortnite'
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Fri June 08, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A couple decides to get busy in a church graveyard. Of course the *Scottish* Sun is there (pixellated NSFW)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"I sold my innocent picture to a stock image site for £50 and now I'm the face of bestiality"
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bagpiper arrested and cuffed by police for 'playing too loudly' - justice served
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Map reveals literal translations behind countries names although Trump already knew that Sudan was 'Land of the Blacks' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You can't wear underwear with these £500 jeans that people are actually buying
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Mon June 04, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
♫It's a Hay Fever Hell, oh yeah, Hay Fever Hell♫ (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Calvary arrives none too soon for man being chased by swordsman. (w/video)
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You're not a true hero unless you do a flying headbutt to save a woman (warning: disturbing video)
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Remarkable" footage of Loch Ness Monster showing the 20ft beast "cavorting" in the water gets accepted by the Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register ... because of the pixels
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
An un-bee-lievable crime
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having mind-blowing sex with a smoking hot coworker. But I fear he is snubbing me right now because he is a Muslim and observing Ramadan. I know that I'm not the ideal girl for him and my father is very racist. What can I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Super-fleas with giant PENISES more than twice the size of their bodies to invade UK
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Another day, another fake ghost image on the internet
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It is unclear what exactly sparked off the brawl of the century but one calls the other a sl** before all hell breaks loose
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like shirts, so here's a £935 t-shirt for your shirt (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
British expat takes forehead tattoos to a whole new level of stupid after getting giant 'Taiwan' tattoo on his forehead while drunk, gets beat up by Chinese men for it
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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of alleged conman, who was apparently wearing a tinted windshield from a '78 Buick (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Lucky' Scots man enjoys his bucket of brown shyte after winning Canadian chocolate competition
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When it's your last day on the job so you channel your inner Britney on a plane in front of everyone
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Pigeon CPR is now a thing after firefighters brought three birds back to life
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cunning Aer Lingus passenger jet photobombs the royal wedding. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Could video of this mysterious ripple finally be proof of the Loch Ness Monster? No
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know that annoying thumping sound your car makes, when you open a window? Here's how to get rid of it. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 20, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
In the afterglow of the Royal Wedding, Hugh Grant has finally decided to tie the knot for the first time at age 57, sets up ceremony for later this month. "This is a day none of Hugh's friends ever thought would come" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
They're not saying it's aliens, but...well, actually, yeah - they're saying it's aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock touts product "made from the foreskin of Korean newborn babies" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
One of many distant cousins of Loch Ness monster Nessie caught vacationing in China
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tis but a flesh wound
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish First Minister wants to ban two-for-one pizza deals. Pizza-loving Scots: Over our pizza-loving dead bodies
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Mon May 14, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to stay at a hotel with a lullaby service with sounds like traffic and vacuuming, now is your chance (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fashion student chased into a supermarket by rabid beaver. Not a euphemism
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I know you hear all the time from people who ask if their hot bisexual friend's all-day orgies are a concern, but my case is different. My 16-year-old son can't get the grades to become an RAF pilot and is depressed. What should I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Protip for women wanting a mind blowing orgasm: Blow your nose first
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cow bras are udderly mental
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: After having a quiet drink in the pub, I ended up sleeping with my best mate's mum, who had "it" goin' on, let me tell you, even though she's just one in a long line of women I have slept with. Is our friendship in trouble? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
So, how exactly did the scientists working on osteoporosis cure end up figuring out that it would also cure baldness if used as a shampoo? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cops pull driver over for using his phone behind wheel - who panics and immediately confesses to massive cocaine operation at his house
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Uber hopes to have flying taxis by 2020 according to spokesman George Jetson (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mom asks Amazon Prime for garden ideas for a children's party, and after typing "outside toys," gets recommended a massive dildo (with helpful not safe for work pic of said dildo)
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Google co-founder warns over evil 'sci-fi style' robots that could 'manipulate people' and steal your job, find Sarah Connor (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 26, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Regarding Kanye West's 'erratic' behavior: He may be crazy, but he's rich, so it's all good (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prankster taunts the dynamite monkey by pushing it into a pond, receives instant karma
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Arctic circles within the Arctic Circle baffle NASA scientists, Yo Dawg meme
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Video
 
YouTube comedian who trained pug to give Nazi salute convicted of hate speech
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The Sun is here ... and will have you laughing until you're red with these sunburn fails
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Sat April 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Well honestly, it's not the worst way to have a heart attack
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You know the Rolling Stones are getting old when they put themselves on a drinking ban until after a gig in Dublin
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian chocolate company goes viral in Scotland after encouraging customers to 'Eat shiat'
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Driver finds car covered in baked beans after she left it "blocking a gate"
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Mon April 16, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
David Tennant hilariously photobombs unsuspecting Doctor Who fan wearing a tardis t-shirt
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are locked in a bizarre secret feud
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Can you still join the Mile-High Club if three drunk strippers get into a catfight on your flight? Hell yes, there's video
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently having the fire alarm go off at your kinky BDSM club on a busy night will leave you in the street with nothing but "jockstraps, harnesses, rubber and footie kits"
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mate, go to a hospital before your head explodes
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Psssst.... let's not give Syria or Russia a heads up, but here are the eight targets in Syria that the US and their allies will bomb to smithereens for the chemical weapons attack
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The bad news for Ireland: Outgoing House Speaker Paul Ryan wants to be the US Ambassador to your country. Good news is you have plenty of time to drink more before he wants the job
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Biblical Armageddon will hit this month when 'death planet' Nibiru appears in the sky, conspiracy theorists claim
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stopped train at station with randy couple on board having a sex romp get cheers from passengers on platform
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Run of the mill sex robots are so yesterday. Today it's all about transgender sex robots for curious couples experimenting with his and hers sexy parts
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk granddad breaks into Mexican dance routine with sombrero after a few 'Sunday beers', leaves tourists bemused
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
This Phenomenon is an example of the principle known as Troxler's fading which a Swiss doctor discovered in 1804 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Awkward is finding a 'homemade' 'Dad's Army-themed' sex tape made by your nan and grandad based on the famous BBC show
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Mon April 09, 2018
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It's dildos all the way to the goalposts as Chelsea sucks it to West Ham after football screw job
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Reason number 1 why you don't try to carry a wife in a UK "Wife Carrying Competition." You WILL regret it for the rest of your married life
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Sun April 08, 2018
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The roads of the world will now be a safer place thanks to Ozzy Osbourne giving up his will to drive after spending 30 years trying to pass his test. Still not safe for the flying bats of the world
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Sat April 07, 2018
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Dying man lives ... after his heart stopped for 18 hours. And it's not even Easter
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"Woman texts her boss to say she's running late for work... and gets the BEST response"
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Fri April 06, 2018
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Come for the sad story of the dog who lost his nose, but stay to laugh at his new roommate (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 05, 2018
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Most people can't put their finger on the lower G-spot despite seeing it all the time
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Most-swiped Tinder girl looks like one of The Sims
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Wed April 04, 2018
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Brazen bacon loving seagull attacks shopper in grocery store parking lot, nabs the whole pack ...because BACON
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Tue April 03, 2018
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Nanny goat gives birth to mutant twin sheep-goat hybrid "geeps" after week-long ramming with a neighborly Cheviot ram
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Sun April 01, 2018
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Space stuff plummeting to Earth ETA moved to Monday. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 30, 2018
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Irish Catholic churches to have lines for the confession booth going out the doors after pubs around the country open their doors for pints on Good Friday for the first time in 91 years
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Does use of sex dolls transform people into psychopaths, as the article suggests, or do serial killers just gravitate towards them? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 28, 2018
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Chicken has survived for nine days after losing its head, scratches in the dirt that it's going after Mike the headless chicken's record of 18 months (Graphic) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 27, 2018
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Six more countries now plan to boycott Moscow World Cup. The U.S. would too, but, you know, we lost to Trinidad & Tobago (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 26, 2018
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Chinese game show host demolishes a ball of cotton candy in three seconds leaving her guest stunned. Batman would be proud (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 25, 2018
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Bring back the baby names from years gone by, Shirley they can't be as bad as the names we give our snowflakes today (possible nsfw content on page)
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