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Thu January 13, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Face masks make wearers more attractive. Jason, Mike Myers reportedly elated
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Tue January 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Covid vaccines prevented nearly a quarter-million US deaths last spring. It would've been more but for the God Given Freedums™ variant
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
In trying to solve Euler's 36 puzzle, I have but one question. Did they included Corporal Captain?
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It was those farking hedgehogs all along
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms found to have no significant side effects, according to research by leading interdimensional spirit dragons
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Running and cannabis produce the same effect in the human body: an uncontrollable desire for Cheetos and Mountain Dew
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Fri December 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Stay in your lane, sugar
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Thu December 23, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"If you have COVID, you don't care if your nurse also has COVID, right?" - CDC
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Intel apologizes for briefly taking a moral stand against slave labor
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ball's in your court, chickens. Show us proof that one of you is at least 72 million years old or we'll rule the egg came first
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What's a merry tune to whistle while walking past a necropolis?
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a development that can no way possibly go wrong, microbes across the planet are rapidly evolving to eat plastic
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(RNZ)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Science says stimulating the prostate can destroy cancer
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Mon December 13, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"The authors said one early takeaway from these studies is that it's important to be careful when using cannabis with other prescription drugs." That's why subby only drinks copious pure grain alcohol and rainwater when ill
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ancient fish's brain adapted for life on the land. Gills took a bit longer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Fecal transplants - is there anything they can't do?
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Sat December 11, 2021
(University of Sydney)
 
 
 
Don't be so quick to cut the cord
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Maybe lose some weight if you're not vaccinated
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
This explains why your water bill is so high. It's genetic
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Based on this news, most Americans are gonna be immortal
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Not saying we're turning the tide, but new research is totally making waves tackling the future of tsunami monitoring and modeling 🤙 🤙 🤙
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Removing carbon from a cow is now achievable
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The foreclosure crisis is fueling the wealth gap
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
No shiat
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Knowledge such as this is why you come to Fark. Welcome
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Small, isolated communities look to building their own microgrids as a fallback to the main grid. Blackjack and hookers are optional, batteries are not
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study of COVID survivors finds more than half of those who recovered from severe cases died within a year
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Tue November 30, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
🤬 😡 😤 ?? 😃 😃 👍 👍
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I was made redundant at the tender age of 63, and now to get a job I have to lie about my age on my resume"
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
In other news, now even robots are having more sex than you
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New tests settle long-running scientific debate as to whether clothes found at an 8,000 year old city were made of linen or wool. Fark: Everybody was wrong, they were tree bark
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tomorrow: shopping carts disappear worldwide
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(University of Illinois)
 
 
 
I hate to burst your bubble, but new research suggests it's bad to burst bubbles
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Stop smoking. Get fat. Here comes the science
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Smart college stuff)
 
 
 
Unclean brains explained but not because of farkers' love of porn
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Admit it - you tried to find a melody for this headline too
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
But for a brief shining moment, the wealthy had subjugated nearly every aspect of life on the planet
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Subby's just spitballin' here but that butt in your hand is a pretty accurate precursor
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Coffee and tea are good for you again - update your spreadsheets accordingly
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(Salon)
 
 
 
I thought it was ice spiders
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Tue November 16, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Every Breath You Take" is the ultimate song according to science. Subby doesn't agree but you should probably go with the science and not his love of Justin Bieber songs
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ceiling Facebook is watching your kids. Again
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Correlation does not necessarily imply causation: Yellowstone wolves and their role in aspen recovery
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The screaming. Oh the horror, I'll never forget their cries for help
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
"The emissions from a single billionaire spaceflight would exceed the lifetime emissions of someone in the poorest billion people on Earth"
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
So how did birds survive the dinosaur-killing asteroid?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Alcohol and cannabis sales higher than normal in Canada during pandemic, according to study by Institut N.-K.-Clouseau
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cervid-19
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Thu November 04, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
🎵 It's in your heeeeaaaaaddd, in your heaaad, CO-O-OVID, COVID, COVID 🎵
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Wed November 03, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Oh, this won't keep you up at night
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Another Monday, another computer vulnerability. What's affected? EVERYTHING
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
I see what you did there
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(AARP)
 
 
 
Three days ago I had the Pfizer booster (on Moderna/Moderna). I feel fine-only a sore arm from the 3" needle. *Hands on hips* Did I get a counterfeit chip?
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to improve your mood as the days get darker, shorter, and crappier? DRINK COFFEE
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Wed October 27, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hog Butcher for the World, / Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, /Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; /Stormy, husky, brawling, /City of the Big Shoulders: About to be swallowed by the lake
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You cool? Like, thank your parents, man. allrightallrightallright
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The pineapple skin diet has been shown to boost growth and the immune system
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey guys, we wouldn't need to carry the return fuel to Mars if we built a bio reactor on Mars to make the fuel there. Difficulty: The equipment weighs 2.8 times what the fuel would
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's a story about the Kakapo, a New Zealand parrot which is "flightless, ungainly, and famously bad at sex" just like your mom was last night Trebek
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Tue October 19, 2021
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
Well, if voters are really against Brexit now, then how come I haven't read it in the Daily Mail, huh?
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Planet Earth is *inside* a magnetic space tunnel, the scientists out front should have told you
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that parts of the inner core of the Earth are, to use the scientific term, mushy
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Researching snake evolution reveals a lot of gaps, and progress has been slow, but it's got legs
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
The biggest predictor for becoming an atheist is
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Headline: How being an older parent could be beneficial for offspring. Actual article: it's good to be a British roundworm (NOT a euphemism)
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Tue October 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Planetary predicament proves perilously problematic for puffin populations
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New, like, research and stuff suggests adults with breast cancer totally smoke up but don't pass that nugg to their doctors
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If they can, they will
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sometimes you need a Masters or a Doctorate
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You smell because you're sad, say scientists (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 05, 2021
(University of Leicester)
 
 
 
First, there were the penguins of Madagascar. Now we have the hippos of England. Alex, Marty and Melman seen looking at brochures for Las Vegas
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
What's a 'logical qubit'?
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Jackass kids are smarter. If you're reading this you're giggling in agreement and most likely looking for a way to cropdust the office or kitchen
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Sat October 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
California to pay drug users to stop using their addictive drugs. And believe it or not, positive reinforcement techniques actually work
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One streaming service to rule them all, one streaming service to find them, one streaming service to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, in the Land of the Mouse, where the money lies
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
We may have found the cause of Alzheimers, but more importantly we may have found the cause of Alzheimers
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research may answer questions on the origins of identical twins. Won't tell you if... 'They switch classes in school?', 'How do you tell them apart?', or 'Do they have ESP?'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tinder reveals 51% of Gen Z singles want a relationship this cuffing season. I'm not a Zoomer, I have no idea what cuffing is, it sounds kinky, but upon further review it seems incredibly lame. Why aren't you kids cooler?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
TL;DR: less sun, more block
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: America will get flying cars by 2021. New hotness: half a million US households lack indoor plumbing
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Harder, stronger bones may help reduce your chance of the 'beetus. Note the lack of "weeners" tag
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Older women, younger men more likely to have uncontrolled blood pressure, better sex
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Schools without mask mandates more likely to have COVID outbreaks, according to the Ric Romero Institute for Disease Control
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