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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Private plane full of rich American plague rats rejected from Italy
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Add moon gardening to the list of activities as nearly as pretentious as Crossfit and practicing veganism
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people said it couldn't be done, folks. That we had no chance. But we did it. We did it with Trump. WE HIT 50,000 NEW CORONAVIRUS CASES IN A SINGLE DAY. Woooooo-hooooo. USA USA USA USA
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thelma arrested after car chase. Police still searching for Louise
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"The relatively strong economy of 2019 is not coming back for a good long while because Donald Trump is an incompetent oaf who has failed spectacularly at his job"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Seeing as we could do with a bit of good news, the story of one family's dad recovering from Coronavirus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not politics, it's science. One graphic explains why the EU doesn't want any American tourists
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
It's called fashion Brenda, look it up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looking at other countries and the Northeast U.S., we know how to beat the virus, now we just need Republicans to get on board with the program
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
New Zealand on track to elect most fabulous parliament in the world
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Fri June 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
India's cases spike again, affecting almost a half-million people and untold past, present, and future lifetimes
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
An entire Old West town's for sale. But it's in New Zealand, so it's really a win-win
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia and New Zealand will host the 2023 Women's World Cup. Judges say they were hands-down the best choice
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe's kids had to isolate away from him so they would have access to food
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. couple files lawsuit after barely surviving deadly New Zealand volcano eruption. Vulcan, god of fire, unavailable for service for illogical lawsuits
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, your Mom just got a part in the new Lord of the Rings TV show
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Despite the fact he won't come up with an ending half as good as the show, George Martin says he'll release The Winds of Winter in 2021
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
An historic pandemic originates in your country. Should you: C) Blast a neighboring country with a sustained cyber assault targeting a wide variety of institutions, including healthcare
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Massive 7.4 magnitude earthquake rocks New Zealand. Orcs everywhere
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Wed June 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
400 people test positive in German abattoir, even more confused
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Just how ubiquitous is the removal of racist statues? There's a Wikipedia page listing them all
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most 'rona tests cost around $100. Why did one cost $2,315? "It's not unheard-of that one hospital can charge 100 times the price of another for the same thing"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Production on Dances With Smurfs II: The Wrath of Azrael resumes filming in New Zealand after Coronavirus restrictions are lifted
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Zealand makes it eight virus-free days before going back down under
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Disturbingly, the US seems to have given up on trying to control the spread of the disease, the only wealthy country in the world that just said, "screw it, let people die"
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty close-ups. Many Farkers see this every morning when they wake up and open their eyes
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
After 20 years of marriage, I'm signing my divorce papers right now. Let me have it
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Thu June 11, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Restaurant stocking pamphlets on "How to Keep Yourself & Others Well." News: What happens when you scan the barcode
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Need another great reason to move to New Zealand? There the porn comes to you
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do I kill the 20-30 feral chickens that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small children play?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Airbnb is back in business, with bookings up vs last year
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever seen anything sillier than a Kiwi doing a happy dance? Zero active Covid-19 cases in New Zealand as of today
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Work on Avatar 2 will resume in New Zealand as soon as producers remember which Yes album covers they haven't plagiarized yet
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New Zealand hits a 95% chance of eliminating the virus, but with a 100% chance of it coming back. Math - not even once
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Who said Trump wasn't a uniter? He's got the worst authoritarian leaders in the world coming together to take the moral high ground from the US
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apparently the Earth is a giant lava lamp, and New Zealand is one of the larger bubbles
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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Wed May 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walkers found after 19 days in NZ wilderness. Michonne Hawthorne seen putting an edge on her katana
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bored, stuck at home, got the traveling Jones and more money than you know what to do with? Rent a luxury RV complete with driver for $50K a week
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Mon May 25, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
While Trump throws a fit if he doesn't want to answer a question, Jacinda Ardern doesn't sweat an earthquake in the middle of an interview. But tell me again how men are more emotionally stable
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Coast Guard unloads $37M of cocaine seized at sea, looks to trade it for an 8-ball of hydroxy
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Carbon dating is getting a major reboot. Believe it or not, it will affect archeologists more than your mom
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Now is the time for America to implement a four-day work week
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Things you can do with a Sushi Bazooka. And will just put a NSFW warning on it just to be safe
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New Zealand is looking better and better all the time
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman teaches her dog to do CPR. Your dog ate the sofa and then vomited all over the living room
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Very)
 
 
 
Collection of all the graphic gifs that helped convince New Zealanders to co-operate with lockdown
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Robots in agriculture. Isn't this the plot to the movie "Runaway"?
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Mon May 18, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Australian study finds kittens think of nothing but murder all day
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Turns out hiding at home from a possibly lethal virus is not as sexy as it sounds. The same reason "The Purge" is a lousy date night movie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man alone at sea for 3 months emerges to a changed world, can't wait to get back out on the ocean where it's safe
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who is being named as possible successor to Burr as Intelligence chairman
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New Zealand, population 5 million, passes $50 billion package to get people working again. Trickling up
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Thu May 14, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mmmm, Barber queues
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(Time)
 
 
 
There are smart and safe ways to re-open a country. Then there's the US
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Restaurant worker used contract tracing to stalk, hit on customer
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Lights... Camera... SANITIZER"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Wrong
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Spinoff)
 
 
 
How did New Zealand cast the Rona into a volcano and defeat the pestilent hordes? Public trust and a shining army of government communications offices
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Article claims "accepting 3,000 American deaths a day is not an option" written by somebody who must have been in self-quarantine without TV and internet for WAY too long
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(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
New Zealand to exit lockdown, allow admittance on party business
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Fri May 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Do not despair, do not yield." Victory in Europe, 75 years ago today
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Six seasons and virtual table-read
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Antivaxxer✅ Rugby player✅ Playing during COVID19✅
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Researchers now think that "social bubbles" could be the key to defeating the coronavirus. Google Plus seen dusting itself off in the corner
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Wed May 06, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spuoɔǝs 09 uᴉ ǝuoפ
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
New Zealand's Wellington Zoo has become the first in 20 years to hatch goliath bird-eating Nopes
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Hide the china and lock up the curry. The U.S. is in talks with its "friends" about restructuring the global supply chains and we all know how the U.S. treats its friends in this era
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'He played footsie with me under a coffee table in Antarctica'
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Mon April 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remote island beats virus
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nice try PETA, would you like a large or small order of fries with that whopper, mate?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is your pet acting like an asshole during quarantine?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer is traveling around newly-opened Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Seven of the countries with the best coronavirus responses all have one thing in common
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Tue April 21, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Since all the days are running together, what can we do (together, but in our own homes) to mark each day of the week? Jimmy Kimmel has suggested "Formal Friday" (getting dressed up for dinner). What are your suggestions for the rest of the week?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huh, now why would the Silicon Valley rich have prepared fallout shelters in New Zealand? Almost like they planned a thinning of the herd was coming and the pandemic accelerated whatever plans they had to repopulate the world with NEEEEERRRDSSSS
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Holland, New Zealand, and Ireland, people are killing the 5G Internet to solve the toilet paper problem due to coronavirus, but to US, whats 5G?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The most effective leader on Earth may actually be from Middle Earth
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand to start easing lockdown on 28 April, enjoy pints at the Green Dragon
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Sat April 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A deep dive into how to understand the testing figures being released. Short summary: the US is an outlier in number of positives, but it's still only those with obvious symptoms being counted
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Pick to timel. Wait - reverse that
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Australia admits coronavirus restrictions may last for a year
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where is your New Zealand goddess now?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My pessimism went away once I began parenting in the pandemic apocalypse"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Test of scheme to catch rockets with a helicopter. We got video 🚀 Boeing to try again to dock with the ISS. Spiffy: On its own nickel or rather 8 billion nickels 🚀 COVID-19 and space 🚀 More Starlink vs Astronomy 🚀 Rocket Report seeks revenge?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Empty streets and clean air: Photos from around the world showing life during the lockdowns
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Thu April 09, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves doppelganger is breathtaking
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Wed April 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"World's steepest street" loses title after rethink by Guinness, meaning the award now goes to Baldwin Street, which is the worst Baldwin street
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Tue April 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
New science shows that all it takes to defeat COVID-19 is some goddamn kiwis
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Mon April 06, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Zealand prime minister declares Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy essential workers
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden cancels tour of Japan due to coronavirus, monsters
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Thu April 02, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Flies trapped in amber don't care, having sex
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Snitches don't get coronavirus itches (at least it rhymes)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember all that hype over ventilators and will we have enough? Well the stats vary from "it might help some" to "they're all gonna die anyway"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dreaming of life returning to normal? If China is an indication, normal is a very long way away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Force was strong with General Ematt, but the Coronavirus was stronger
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Take note those of you that fish. Missouri has created a "frankenfish" that should break trout records at Taneycomo in the Branson Missouri area. 40+ pounds shouldn't be uncommon
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(Say Good Bligh)
 
 
 
Would you prefer to live in a less populated area? All your questions answered as to how to relocate to Pitcairn, one of the most isolated Islands in the world
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand going into lockdown for at least four weeks, taking hobbits to Isengard
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Taxi driver spends his nights rescuing endangered birds who crash land on town's streets at night
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Due to concern over COVID-19, New Zealand approves a really strict policy on new people entering the country
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"I have to hunt the Pokémon", claims man found wandering streets in Italy playing Pokemon Go while whole country is locked down
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Thu March 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grocery workers in Minnesota now designated as Emergency Personnel and can access free child care. Still unable to access proper health care, a living wage or any hope of retirement
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
When the going gets tough, the tough hole up inside their castle if they have one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians now facing a different kind of suffering
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Filming delayed for the Smurf Ferngully sequels
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon halts production on their new marathon walking drama over Coronavirus fears
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Disney thinks you haven't suffered enough being stuck home with your kids. Now you can play Frozen 2 on an endless loop three months early
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Fri March 06, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a 19-inch double-ended dildo, maybe don't do it from the sex shop with a known habit of publicly shaming their shoplifters online?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Arsonist sets barbershop alight for 2nd time in less than two weeks; owner proclaims it's shear torcher
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wait, if I have Corona virus I shouldn't go to a rock concert? Someone really should have told me
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(Some Bender)
 
 
 
Kind of new and busted: foldable phones. Much newer and not broken: bendable concrete
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