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Fri May 13, 2022
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Jacinda Ardern tests positive for Covid-19. Has to spend the next week in her hole polishing off the Old Winyards
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Thu May 12, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The US will host the Rugby World Cup for the 1st time, immediately begins stockpiling beer
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(TVNZ news)
 
 
 
New Zealand just put out the "Help Wanted" sign. Story to the left. Links to NZ immigration to the right
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Asians born in the USA have a higher rate of abortions than Asian immigrants, because abortion is not synonymous with youth in Asia
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 11 is ramshackle, as in: One of the more popular ovine sex toys is the ramshackle
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Out of 92 cities in 8 nations, this U.S. city is the most affordable housing market. You could even say the homes here are a Steel
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Fri May 06, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Killer flatworms that turn victims into 'pink gloop' invade the UK. RUN for your lives gardeners before there's nothing left of you but gloop
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A popular program for teaching kids to read good and learn good and other stuff good too just took another hit to its credibility good
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Thu May 05, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't base the future of space travel, exploration, and defense on 'MacBeth'
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Increasingly, only the children of people who own homes will be able to also own homes"
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(Some Loner)
 
 
 
Welcome to Point Nemo, the remotest place on Earth. Your closest neighbors are the International Space Station's crew, Easter Island is the nearest land, and the water below is home to very few fish, a spacecraft graveyard, and eldritch god Cthulhu
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney announcers Avatar: The Way of Water, to be followed by the Book of Earth and Book of Fire before finally defeating Fire Lord Ozai
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Bali authorities would like to deport a Canadian "wellness guru" who by dancing naked insulted two cultures, one of them not even indigenous to Bali. Naturally he's unvaccinated hence the "would like"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Manchin to push for war with Japan in 3, 2, 1
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Delicious IPAs are going to be around for a long time
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biscuits, not cookies. Either way, eat some today in memory of the Anzacs at Gallipoli
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to watch giant sad dancing kiwifruit? Today's your day
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Thu April 21, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
How come all the images on my phone have gone blurry?
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
China and the USA each want the Solomon Islands. Maybe we could cut them in half?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage turned down Lord of the Rings and The Matrix because he...oh c'mon Nicolas Cage never turns down roles. Who are you fooling, Nic?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Zealand dispatches further help to answer Ukraine's call for aid in fighting the Orcs
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
You'd need it too if you worked for him
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Twitter confirms it is working on the long-awaited edit button. Smart, Funny buttons can't be far behind
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Wed March 30, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the last day for CONCACAF World Cup qualifying. The only thing left to settle is who gets the automatic bids and who has to go to the Intercontinental Playoff against New Zealand. All games are at 9:05pm EDT
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Adern says that Solomon's plan is unwise, fears New Zealand will get the wrong half of the baby
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Worldometers)
 
 
 
While you were trying to live a normal life, the US went over one million COVID deaths
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
If it's too loud, you're too old
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dateline: Beijing. China to send $1.57 million in humanitarian aid to Ukraine. I repeat $1.57 million
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
'Giant step' Researchers discover health supplement drug that can halt the recurrence and spread of breast cancer. The molecule stopped spread in 80 per cent of cases and recurrence in 75 per cent. Still no cure for can... oh, wait
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
In Saudi Arabia, there lies a boulder that's eerily split in two, right down the middle. How did it form?
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Wed March 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
New Zealand announces that it will be opening its borders to "some tourists" much earlier than expected. Priority will presumably be given to those who've been waiting impatiently with a Ring of Power that needs destruction
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing was stolen
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yes, we have Yellowstone. But do we have second Yellowstone? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 09, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Looks like the USA is experiencing it's own ragnarlock
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia: Ukraine...you WILL do these things, then war will stop. Ukraine: Иди на хуй
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Russia has put enemy countries ON NOTICE, arousing the ire of San Marino
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand announces sanctions on Russia, threatens to cut off exports of Longbottom Leaf
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Fri March 04, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
Hero
 
Economy strong, Biden stronger
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(Otago Daily Times)
 
 
 
Pootie inconsolable as Hobbits snatch precioussss world best vodak title
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Wed March 02, 2022
(The Week)
 
 
 
Someone let Captain Kirk know George and Gracie are alive and well in Australia's oceans
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Otago Daily Times)
 
 
 
Centre for Peace and Conflict Studies at least has the conflict part down
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's that you say? Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other? Thems fightin' words
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We have so many links for the Ukraine invasion, so here is your Ukraine Discussion Thread for 2/25
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Sun February 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Zealand's Meikayla Moore scores hat trick, leads team to 5-0 loss to United States
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Norway Olympic Chief: "I'm not sure which 'medal tallies' you mean, but we're pleased to report that 100% of our athletes had fun"
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Fri February 18, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
The US Justice Department is investigating whether companies are making increased profits by exploiting the supply chain crisis and violating antitrust law. This long-delayed action was stuck in a shipping container
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Wed February 16, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Very rare Baby ghost shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo found in deep waters off New Zealand coast
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare seed deposit to be received. By your mom
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former British soldier supports New Zealand's use of torture
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an effort to prevent copycat trucker-protests from getting out of hand, New Zealand turns it up to 11 employing tactics which many would say are an egregious violation of human rights
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand police break up trucker protest, apparently unwilling to let blockades and artificial supply chain issues endanger Second Breakfast
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Wed February 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tonga now suffering triple disaster whammy: volcano, tsunami, Elon Musk
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Why didn't the "Famous Five," Britain's answer to "Nancy Drew" or "The Hardy Boys," ever take off in America?
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A New Zealand parrot stole a GoPro and filmed its getaway, now has 50,000 followers on Instagram @squawkey42069
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kevin "Ass" Sumption announces the scuttlebutt on the wherabouts of Captain Cook's ship Endeavor before clearing it with the rest of the crew, causing row
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand to remove sign at its gate, allow entry to Sackville-Bagginses
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
International aid arrives in Tonga, including bulk water, hygiene kits, COVID-19 and shelters. Wait, back up
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monday is failed plastic wallpaper day
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Fri January 28, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The remote Pacific archipelago of Kiribati, one of the last uninfected places on the planet, finally gets its taste of COVID-19
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Space News)
 
 
 
Israel signs Artemis Accords, hopes to clear out that little problem on the back side of the moon
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Fear is the path to the dark side ... fear leads to anger ... anger leads to hate ... hate leads to Prague
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Wed January 26, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Before and after photos show missing hunks from the Hunga Tonga-Hunga Haʻapai explosion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes, relationships start cold
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Technlogy makes everything faster: it took elon Musk just 9 minute to renege on his offer to help Tonga get back online by moving his Starlink satellites to cover the island
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cryptoland "dead" after failing to buy non-crypto real estate. Farkistan unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark's Favorite State once again lead the world in unprovoked shark attacks accounting for 17 of the 48 that occurred in the US last year, which had the majority of the 73 total for the world
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Mon January 24, 2022
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"If you're down to one piece of toilet paper, you probably should be ordering earlier than that." Ric Romero, Auckland University supply chain expert, suggests New Zealand could run out of toilet paper next week
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Sat January 22, 2022
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Omicron reaches the Shire. Green Dragon requires vaccine pass for entry
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Thu January 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
57 year old man who is disabled and cannot walk properly is minding his own business in Tonga when God asks, "How long can you tread water?" And apparently the answer is 27 hours
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"Extreme ironing," which involves ironing a shirt while strapped to the back of a cab or climbing a mountain is a new made-up fad among manly men
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(The Chaser)
 
 
 
Today's "story so patently ridiculous the local Onion knockoff just gave up and copied the Guardian article on it word-for-word" brought to you by... really, Australia? Maybe stick to the schnitzels
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Wed January 19, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tonga punched by fart box smell
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why "Wordle" has become such a world-wide sensation. It's because of New Zealand
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Tue January 18, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Since the twin disasters took out nearly all of its communications infrastructure, we haven't gotten many dramatic pictures or videos out of Tonga, but after the volcanic eruption and ensuing tsunami, the island is farked UP
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trust in media around the world erodes and no one knows why or how it could happen. But don't worry Farkers, this link isn't paywalled. Anyway, no one knows why that is
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Seems lots of people are coming to understand the point of 1984
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maybe the real Cryptoland was the marks we scammed along the way
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