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Tue August 04, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
World's smallest aircraft carrier pulls up to Harlem on the Hudson River, launches kickass high flying food off its deck to bomb the masses with flavors
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Microsoft should pay 'key money' to the US Treasury for facilitating TikTok deal. For you non-New Yorkers, 'key money' is a term of art used by corrupt landlords for illegal kickback payments extorted from tenants
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Let's consider which aliens would be the most difficult to defeat, as there are still 5 months remaining in 2020
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Oy vey
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hate read of the day headline for you poors: "Turning a Second Home Into a Primary Home"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC, ever thinking the world revolves around them, now comes to the realization that they now sit within the humid subtropical climate zone ...because things are warmer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Homeland Security admits it lied. Again. Have you disinfected your fainting couch lately?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious: Gov Andrew Cuomo accuses acting DHS Secretary "Chad Wolf" and acting Dep Sec Ken Cuccinelli of committing crimes. Intresting: this has nothing to do with the "little green men", but is about an entirely different abuse of power altogether
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Citizens of NYC beg Mayor Bill de Blasio to turn off all the lights in the city so they can marvel at once-in-a-lifetime Comet NEOWISE event, promise not to riot and burn the place down
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York woman tries solving illegal fireworks problem "without cops" to avoid 'a heavy-handed police response', fails
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your ancestors knew Death in ways you never will. Then again, they never got frogurt and emojis either, so it's kind of a wash
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Mon July 13, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
According to the poll's data, by 70-22 percent, New Yorkers prefer the government's priority be containing the spread of COVID-19, even if it hurts the economy. Maybe some people are listening after all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC: Shiat, where'd all the rich people go?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
No Sherman statue in Atlanta? Seems like a good place for one though, y'know for the history
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Zero coronavirus deaths reported in NYC for the first time in 4 months. Now let's keep it that way
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What is the true threat to democracy?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sewage, heat, and climate change all being blamed for causing an "extreme" Hudson River fish die-off. Absolutely nothing about cement boots being that NYC fishes are too tough to wear rain boots because of a little polluted water
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Restaurant patrons forced to eat outdoors due to pandemic suddenly experience end of "Ratatouille"
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC robocalls: mail in voting is safe and secure. Starring Lara Trump aka "barely even knew who the fark she was, honestly, but then she gave a great speech during the campaign in Georgia supporting me"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The 10 most-and 10 least-stressed-out states in America: How the hell did New York not make the top ten most stressed out states? Those New Yorkers are extremely high strung
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Masked socially distant lions, oh my
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump slams Cuomo for Trump's approval to use the Javits Center and the USNS Comfort as coronavirus care facilities only. My neck hurts from that spinning
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no, New Yorkers aren't rushing back out to expose themselves to coronavirus for the good of the economy. Thanks Obama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boom. Boom. BOOM. What's with all the damned fireworks, everywhere, all the time, sometimes into the wee hours of the morn? Subby's theory: assholes conditioning themselves to the constant sound of gunfire, in preparation for November 4th. Thoughts?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey Floridians. Remember how your Governor instituted a 14-day coronavirus quarantine directive for New Yorkers? Andrew Cuomo remembers
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are partying in the streets with fireworks. Correction, they are fighting each other with fireworks
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man... coming to NY in a caravan... you better stay inside because it's important says governor man
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You'll get my pajamas, Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt and sweaty gym attire off of my cold, fat, dead WFH body
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Once you get a bird feeder, your life will change forever." This is not a euphemism or an overstatement
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC offers bizarre new sex guidance for New Yorkers to get their Covid-19 kink on. Bizarre? Guess whoever wrote this never visited the meat packing district in the 1980s and 90s
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Number one: NYC businesses are reopening. Number two: the ones with public bathrooms have not reopened. Those who have weak bladders are discovering you're in trouble and might as well be on Uranus
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Only two?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo talking about the police brutality at the protests on Thursday: "They don't do that. That'd be illegal". Governor Cuomo today after the video with the old man in Buffalo went viral: "I appear to have been mistaken"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For the first time in almost three months there were zero point zero deaths from Covid-19 in NYC
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Thu June 04, 2020
(City and State NY)
 
 
 
DeBlasio's mayoralty has been such a cluster that #BLM and Giuliani are now agreeing with each other
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's just a few bad apples. Like this New York cop who flashed a white power symbol during a protest
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Mon June 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unemployed New Yorkers by the hundreds wait in line for one ATM in Manhattan every day. Why? Because it's the only one in NYC where they can withdraw their money without getting charged fees
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As a thanks for bailing them out again, airlines are now selling a lot of flights they have no intention of operating to generate revenue
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Revisiting the awfulness of the Sex and the City sequel on its 10 year anniversary
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach towns have one message for NYC residents: fuhgeddabouddit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jersey shore braces for a plague worse than COVID, the invasion of the unlocked-down New Yorkers
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC announces an immediate doubling of service to export Staten Islanders out of Manhattan. Still no cure for New Jersey
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pools will test the limits of social distancing. Especially gene pools
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Bring out yer dead... Bring out yer dead"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway slashes another 150 jobs. Well it's not like many New Yorkers are riding the trains these days anyway
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Mon May 18, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure Trump takes most of the blame for the terrible coronavirus response, but NY Gov Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's toxic rivalry doomed thousands
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So this means we can have all their stuff, right?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Pranks are supposed to be funny, mister man
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
NYC Department of Sanitation now has its own coronavirus cooking show ..to go along with your garbage and death
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, it's time to start your engines. Alternate side street of the parking is coming back
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As he winds down Florida's stay-at-home order while the pandemic continues to rip through the US, we imagine Governor DeSantis standing astride an alligator cage, hollering at the rest of the country to "hold my beer and watch this"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
JetBlue to honor 100,000 healthcare workers by placing them in sealed flying petri dishes. They're also doing a low altitude flyover of NYC for the nightly 7pm front-line workers cheer
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD: Look, mayor's orders. We can't cite all those white folks crowding the pier in the nice part of Manhattan until we make our black-people-beatdown quota in the Bronx
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Fri May 01, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Get creative to show your support for rent strikes + #CancelRent by dropping banners, putting signs in your windows, & even taking over phonebooths." Wait, there are STILL phonebooths? Like Bill & Ted phonebooths? Strange things are afoot
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How 'the lasagna guys' collected $1.26 million in donations to feed NYC's hospital workers. It's a layered, but quite satisfying tale
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You have angered the Yang Gang. Do not anger the Yang Gang
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
STD cases plummet now that your mom has to stay at home
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Fri April 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
There's always a Macy's fireworks party pooper
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's in love with the cheap grape
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to read "why I left New York during coronavirus" personal essays
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York's snitch line is seeing results, if by results you mean pics of middle fingers and penises
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC to honor coronavirus heroes with a ticker-tape parade once the lockdowns are lifted. Trump can sleep in that morning
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hi, I made little money in 2018. I made big money in 2019. I filed my 2019 return on time and I won't receive a stimulus check. Isn't this unfair?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Please, proceed
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Man protesting prison conditions encases himself in drums of concrete outside governor's mansion, becomes hardened criminal in the process
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Remember, infected New Yorkers: when you recover, you're still in New York
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Thu April 16, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
You may have heard SNL's Michael Che lost his grandmother to COVID-19. He has now paid the rent for all the residents in her building. Follow-up Tag steps aside as Subby rubs some dust from his eyes
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The rich have fled New York City. I'm sick of being told that I need to stay, because I want to escape too." Sorry toots, you should have become rich before the outbreak, what were you thinking?
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Gov. Cuomo to require face masks in public starting this week for all of New York. Violators will be punished like they would for a minor offense, such as jay walking. In other words NYC, carry on
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
This Outsider artist is king of the long game. Never give up, never surrender, never miss a day
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Big East basketball tournament last month that was cancelled at halftime of a game when someone released it could pose a public health problem? This reporter remembers, and is only now recovered from COVID-19
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Mon April 13, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
EMT who served NYC 24 years and worked at Ground Zero as part of search and rescue efforts after 9/11, dies of coronavirus. Thank you for your service
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biker gang takes over New York streets on Upper East Side. In related story, officials looking for one 'Snake Plisskin'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
FDNY now say the number of New Yorkers who refuse to be taken to hospitals has more than doubled amid the coronavirus crisis, city EMTs blame the situation on people's fear of contracting the virus at the hospital
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Too afraid to go to hospitals at symptom onset, NYCers are dying of heart attacks at home
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Worry not you NYC idiots, Mayor Bill de Blasio says he has no regrets about telling you drunks to visit bars the day before they were shut down to contain the spread of coronavirus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's almost like you're saying being rich is better during a pandemic?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
San Francisco's mayor did everything de Blasio didn't to fight coronavirus
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
This is like the beginning of a horror movie. Keep Carol Anne away from the TV
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
People are using Craigslist to find their Coronavirus hookup
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How many Americans have to die from Covid-19 before Fox News viewers start to worry? 1.6 million
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Total hospitalizations in NY rose by only 200 yesterday. Bad news: Because 799 beds were "freed" up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers make tiny work-from-home spaces bearable - even beautiful. Apparently by inserting models into each of them
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A massive wave of asinine is coming
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
TV commercials are all about coronavirus now, except for that one with the silly emu cop buddy theme
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York decides it doesn't want to try on Wisconsin's dunce cap
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