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Wed August 05, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Beware the danger of Immunoprivilege
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Can't sum this one up better than the headline: The Truth Is Paywalled But The Lies Are Free
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Can Trump say anything coherent?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Being that Joe Biden has ducked most of his presidential campaign so far, he may also duck the debates being that he's leading Trump in the polls
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Op-ed writer admits he was wrong
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
What every 17 year-old criminal mastermind NEEDS: A gem-encrusted rolodex
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news! Extortion isn't off the table for President Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We're all tired of the Trump Show
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The push to reopen schools is doomed to fail
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How safe is the subway? Now that Jared is behind bars, safer than you might think
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Psychedelic drugs are a major tool of state violence, posits bizarre theory
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this month in history, 1982, the ColecoVision is launched in North America. Fun fact: Coleco Industries Inc., the maker of ColecoVision, used to be called the Connecticut Leather Company
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Sat August 01, 2020
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Disney tries to force The Muppets into cultural relevance on new D+ series, reinvents them as influencers with their own viral vlogs. "Lifesty with Miss Piggy," Kermit's "Mup Close and Personal," The Swedish Chef's offbeat recipe videos, and so on
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kodak is a picture of securities fraud
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Let's consider which aliens would be the most difficult to defeat, as there are still 5 months remaining in 2020
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember those kind, gentle, and above-the-belt Lincoln Project videos? Well, you can forget all that. This one won't need cream rubbed on. No no no no, this one will need some major skin grafts. Fark needs a "Savage" tag
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DHS had major dossiers and files on all journalists covering the Portland unrest, "just in case"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman reads John Lewis' farewell essay
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
So let's get down to the *real* issue raised by yesterday's Congressional hearing on Big Tech: Which billionaire tech CEO has the coolest room?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Is Joe Biden ready for the hot potato UFO question? Let's join in with our tin-foil hats
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bronx zoo once displayed an African man in the monkey house
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(Independent)
 
 
 
President Obama gets in some Good Trouble while honoring John Lewis
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Tue July 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump can't understand why people don't like him
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The GOP strategy is to assume the Russians have already hacked the voting machines so they can say whatever they want without fear of consequence
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
(Celebrity) challenges (Other celebrity) to (event) after threatening to (verb) his (body part)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elon Musk looking sell all his homes so he can return to couch surfing. Yes really
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Mon July 27, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Learn how to use this one weird trick to boost your poll numbers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is doomed, thanks to Fox News
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure Trump Farked me and my state over on this Covid stuff but I can still be talked into voting for him, will he have an R after his name, will his opponent have a D?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Melania says she's going to renovate the White House Rose Garden. If you recall her previous attempts at White House holiday "decorations," this becomes yet another metaphor for this timeline
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
About that decentralized internet
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Sun July 26, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
O? NO
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
People who make $200,000 but complain they're broke. Who doesn't love their sorry asses?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ric Romero and Captain Obvious sit down for a pot of Chinese tea to discuss the latest Trump dog wagging antics
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump has never stopped covering up his collusion with Russia
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans likely to confirm a goldbug to the Fed
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
No-one told these guys The X-Files was cancelled
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cold move, Cotton
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's claim that "President Donald Trump "is still yet to say anything as the president about bounties on American troops." is "Mostly False" because he publicly called BS on our own Intel agencies and THEN completely ignored the issue
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Thu July 23, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some of Presidet Trump's scandals are complex and entangled. The latest British Open scandal on the other hand is as simple as Donald's mind
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The DOJ approves one weird trick to create a chumbox monopoly
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Are Republicans "on acid"? Republicans want to know
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The rise in testing is not driving the rise in US coronavirus cases. Bonus: state-by-state maps to see if you should venture outside your basement
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Russian scientists undeniably win Happy Aquarium for all time
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Creeping towards socialism isn't really the problem. The real issue is the sprint towards an oligarchy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are now crowdsourcing how to live because the federal government has completely failed to help guide them through the coronavirus pandemic
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany admits no one in the White House understands medical testing
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Trump asked the UK ambassador to get the British Open moved to his golf course in Scotland. In any other administration, this would be a bombshell. Today, it's just a ... "meh"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
House decides to toss a crumb, passes bill to cancel $10,000 in private student loans for every borrower
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Coronavirus infections could be up to 13 times higher across US than initially reported, CDC finds
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo says the US should defend human rights...but only for 'most' people
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five things you probably didn't know about Alex Trebek (assuming you already know Sean Connery says his mother's a whore)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Profiles in Cowardice
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Mon July 20, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
AP says it will capitalize Black but not white, in move that will no doubt lead to mass confusion and chaos at zebra crossings all over the nation
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Democracy simply does not look like this
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Behold the Les Horribles Cernettes: The first ever photo uploaded to the internet on this day in history
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You may not have heard his name, but we're all lucky to have followed in his footsteps. RIP C.T. Vivian
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Maybe Trump has what ad makers call the 'Dog Food Problem': The graphic designers create a cool logo, the ad makers create Spielbergian images of golden retrievers bounding through a field. But there's one problem: the dogs won't eat it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump, astute businessman 1989 edition: "I feel sorry for the poor guy who is going to buy the Dallas Cowboys" ...purchase price $140 million, today's value $5 billion
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr. takes a break from drunkenly having sex with his grandmother's corpse in the outhouse, and files a $10M defamation lawsuit against the New York Times. Allegedly
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America enters the, "Ere, he says he's not dead yet. Well can you hang around a couple of minutes, he won't be long?" moment of pandemic phase two
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News hosts sure go on a lot of sudden, post-racism "vacations"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
A throwback to 2018, when Bari Weiss denied trying to "cancel" Arab and Muslim scholars for criticizing Israel
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
DeVos, daughter of a billionaire tax-dodger (see yacht registration), only cares about one child. Her petulant pubescent boss
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(BGR)
 
 
 
A pandemic killed the last of the neanderthals. Oops sorry, that should say the pandemic is killing the last of the neanderthals
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots who are pulling down monuments dedicated to white supremacy take a moment out and pull the Electoral College down. It needs to go
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this statue of a slave trader with one of a Black Lives Matter protester. Let's see if anybody notices
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to go to this year's Republican convention. Coronavirus inconsolable
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
White supremacists are trying to ruin the Hawaiian shirt. Vice News is here to try to save subby's wardrobe. Tag for boogaloo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans move much of convention to outdoors. Not because of the COVID-19 hoax mind you, but so delegates can enjoy the late August weather in Jacksonville
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The NYT Opinion section is continuing to modernize and shed outdated conservatives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now this is how you burn bridges with the NYT. (Bari Weiss resignation letter)
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
President-In-Title-Only "Weak Donny" Trump's commutation of Roger Stone's sentence is even worse than it looks
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(Medium)
 
 
 
No Sherman statue in Atlanta? Seems like a good place for one though, y'know for the history
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Sure, The Lincoln Project seems helpful now, but it really needs to go away forever on November 4, 2020
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cruella DeVos has decided that puppy fur coats are too gauche, and perhaps coats made from schoolchildren are the new hotness as she refuses to answer whether schools should follow CDC guidelines on reopening
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What is the true threat to democracy?
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
America still doesn't have enough N95s
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
"McConnell's establishment attack dogs" are trying to prevent a white nationalist from being elected. No, not that one
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Advisers tried to help a reportedly 'inconsolable' Trump by bringing big trucks to the South Lawn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
His Orangeness' poll standings continue to slide on news that randomly Tweeting vague campaign slogans in all caps just doesn't work like it used to
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pornhub has a Black Lives Matter category, and yes, it's indicative of the racist problem with porn
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Does anyone get to be truly reckless on Wall Street, and if so, who?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is a restaurant in Subby's city that mixes cilantro with onions, such that if you wanted onions in a dish, you're gonna get cilantro. It is company policy to mix the onions with the vile weed. Why would someone do this? Fark needs a "Barf" tag
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
On the occasion of her death, a look back at how the media re-shaped the narrative of Mary Kay Letourneau's rape of a child into a "May-December" romcom full of wacky hi-jinks and featuring "star-crossed" lovers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook has removed Roger Stone from Instagram after linking him to more than 100 fake Facebook pages and Instagram accounts
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Overall, 60% of Americans said they found reports of Russian bounties on American soldiers to be "very" or "somewhat" believable, while 21% said they were not credible and the rest were unsure." Those that found it credible also want vengeance
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People have some strong opinions about a group of intellectuals, artists and reactionaries who don't like being criticized on Twitter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marc A. Thiessen has been thinking very hard about Trump's Mount Rushmore speech and has some Deep Thoughts about why the liberal lamestream MSM media is working so hard to twist and pervert its meaning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has lost his mind like Ronald Reagan did, he thinks Trump's Mt. Rushmore address may have been his most important yet. Almost Reaganesque
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why does shiat keep blowing up in Iran?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In her new book, Trump's niece recounts when she was 29, at Mar a Lago, she walked up to a lunch table with Trump and other family members, and Trump said "Holy shiat Mary, you're STACKED"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
"Hamilton" becomes Disney+'s biggest hit. The Mandalorian inconsolable
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is finally taking action on the Russian bounties, by going after the people that leaked that there were Russian bounties
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump paid someone to take the SAT for him
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Mon July 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryan Adams apologises for mistreating women and for that song from Robin Hood that stole the charts for the whole of 1991
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I misread the headline as 'Trump's base begins to use crack', which if you think about it actually makes a lot of sense
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
If Trump's Mount Rushmore hate speech sounded familiar, it's because a majority of the alt-right white supremacist talking points were taken directly from Tucker Carlson
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why Trump is yelling about monuments and law-and-order and ignoring real issues, this throwback might help (NSFW hate speech in article)
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The sixteen best movies about the US from the past decade
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bone-spurs Bunker Boy to bow back from babbling because bull crap doesn't stop the bodies from piling up
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since we lost Bob Ross. Let's all raise a brush and remember the happy little trees and the best 'fro in public television history
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pristine 250-year-old farmhouse, rich in history for sale. Difficulty: It's in New York City
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The dragon's belly is missing some scales
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Fri July 03, 2020
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Navajo Nation looking to nationalize Remington Arms
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump had a bond with veterans for reasons that are unclear
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Private GOP polls show some uncomfortable truths for Trump
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mount Rushmore is on land stolen from Native Americans, according to The New York Times, which is also built on land stolen from Native Americans
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Intel chiefs tell Congress about Russia Hoax 2
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Republicans for Biden. Hopefully this fares better than the Democrats for Agnew campaign that subby's father was involved in
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ESPN's Stephen Smith doesn't think NBA players can live in a bubble and can go months without sex. Nonsense. Surely some of those guys are married
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Subby is betting Parscale will state tomorrow he was wrong in his claim of $131M raised for the Trump campaign and it's actually $11M higher
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you a good social media influencer? Do you want to earn $100k to keep a giant douche in power until he dies? See Comrade Vasily for more info
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pompeo gives Putin a virtual hand job
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
White voters are abandoning Trump in droves, but it's not for the reasons you'd think
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has only a 33% probability of beating Joe Biden, but if The Rock gets elected in November, my $100 bet gets me $50,000, so VOTE JOHNSON
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is no version of the Russian bounty story that looks good for Trump. Whatever he knew, didn't know, or when, it's inexcusable
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Aurora police officers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's worst is always what's next
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump loses senior advantage while retaining senior moments
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If you know anything about military UFO's, tell congress, because they would really like to know too
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hmmm, so we've been tracking Russian bounty money transfers? Hey, did you happen to see any of that bounty money go to an account at Deutsche Bank that belongs to a certain tiny-brained charlatan?
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY Live from the SCOTUS All remaining judgments shall be made, all decisions are final, unprecedented presidents, and 700 page decisions You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
It turns out that Kellyanne's daughter Claudia is also super anti-Trump and has been all over TikTok about it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Presidents are elected to lead, not to read" - Ainsley Earhardt
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Wounded veteran Tammy Duckworth is out of f*cks to give, tears Trump up and down the back nine for golfing while Bountygate was erupting
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Mon June 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark: Trump knew. SuperFark: In 2019. UltraFark: John Bolton told him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo finally picks up the Drew time traveling story. Apparently his responses have been going viral on TikTok as well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Time$ bail$ out of Apple News Plu$. Apple users bypass NYT paywall thanks to Safari's protections against browser fingerprinting
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
BRAINSTORM: "Bountygate"? Seriously, "bountygate"? Come on. I hereby summon the power of Fark to come up with a better name for this scandal
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A look at how Trump's idiocy brought Obama out of retirement
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Republican head of Armed Services Committee wants Pentagon to confirm Trump did not know, and he wants to know THIS WEEK
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Older white voters are deciding that they don't like being the target of Trump's death panels
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(AP News)
 
 
 
He farking knew
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump retweets a video of his supporters shouting "white power," even goes as far as thanking them
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Americans are so busy avoiding masks they're avoiding the news, too
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The "Russia paid bounties for dead US soldiers" story hits "Stars and Stripes." Popcorn futures explode like Trump's re-election chances
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I☠NY
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a green light for Red Light District (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The right wing idea of a "neutral" newsman is a fake white guy telling the "liberal" side
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Overview of polls to the left (good news for Democrats in the Senate), obligatory response to ignore all polls to the right
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump is making our economic, public health, and racial crises worse. Being judged for that is causing him stress. And stress is making Trump more Trumpy. It's the circle of strife
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
A ranking of every record Rick Rubin worked on. So, pretty much every record made in the last 40 years
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How bad is the surge of COVID-19 cases in the sunbelt for Trump? "There is no guarantee Trump can squeeze out enough rural votes to hold Texas"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The other shoe is about to drop on Trump, and this one, and this one, and this one, and this one and that one
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(Slate)
 
 
 
DOJ Ethics Office rules that Bill Barr investigating political opponents under false pretext does not represent unethical behavior
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump bringing the Senate safely into Democrats' hands
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Can't win an election if 4 months out, 55% of the electorate has already vowed to never vote for you
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's all break out our tiny, tiny violins for Wall Street, who spent millions to take down AOC in her primary and failed utterly. No, no, those violins are still too big. Tinier
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A US Senate committee wants to regulate the Pentagon's UFO information, get to the bottom of why if E.T.s are so smart, why don't they wear masks too
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The entire Trump family, except Mary, is proud of Donnie and want Mary's tell all book suppressed. Remember this when they try and rehabilitate the Trump name in a few years
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Americans consider marijuana consumption more morally acceptable than gay relationships, medical testing of animals, the death penalty and abortion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pariah States of America
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How nerds living in their mothers basement embarrassed Putin and revealed the Russian assassins in the Skripal case
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why so much COVID? Well, according to Fox, it's the media's fault
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence and his mother-wife used old address to vote in Indiana GOP primary...by mail
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Cheers was a great television show
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Brad Parscale claims those who trolled Trump rally "don't know what they're talking about or how our rallies work." In other news, Brad Parscale still employed for now
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This may make your head arseplode, but here's a bill that Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Mitch McConnell, and Donald Trump all support
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, we know Trump used military drones and helicopters to overfly the protest. In 15 different cities, in a futile attempt to dominate the battle space I guess
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump asked why he keeps hiring all those people he believes are wackos and liars
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
So much for immunity from getting Covid more than once
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Every time Trump says something outrageous, he's distracting you from something even more outrageous
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. For this achievement both the United States Navy and Mars Congressional Republic Navy named a ship after her
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A book cannot be simultaneously "classified" and "full of lies"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
How do we know Trump Incorporated is in Panic Mode? His DOJ files a request for an Emergency Restraining Order against John Bolton's book
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you stopped in Orlando International Airport recently, you might want to see if you got coronavirus as a parting gift
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Mr. Trump did not seem to know, for example, that Britain is a nuclear power and asked if Finland is part of Russia /// Secretary of State Mike Pompeo slipped Mr. Bolton a note disparaging the president, saying, "He is so full of shiat"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Pepsi Corporation, has decided that now would probably be a good time to retire plantation mammy Aunt Jemima
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
List of 97 cities where tear gas was used on protestors. Police complaining about short supply, price increases
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of every state and U.S. territory's COVID-19 response, asking the same question for each one: "Have they farked up so far?" Bonus: "Florida's literally the poster child of how to fark up this pandemic"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
In news anyone other than a venture capitalist knew last year, Quibi wildly overestimated how many people want to squint at their phones to watch love triangles with sex dolls or Nicole Richie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gundy did not apologize. Hubbard did
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Erstwhile politics-tab hero Matt Taibbi has departed from the approved talking points of the moment, and must be destroyed
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Carrie Bradshaw sees family unpacking car in her neighborhood, writes trend piece on how previous month's trend piece about everyone fleeing cities due to COVID based on seeing one family packing car was totally completely wrong
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maria Ressa, a Filipino journalist whose online newspaper has been routinely critical of dictator Rodrigo Duterte, has been found guilty of "cyber libel." Cyber police unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediate very concerned about CNN, NBC & NYT double standard over Trump Rallies and Black Lives Matter protests
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rancor erupts in news room. *SPOILER ALERT* Hopefully there's a skull lying around to activate the door switch
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(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the media moguls
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Sun June 14, 2020
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The Purge: Next-up Detective Olivia Benson
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why mentally ill Q'Anon weirdos are becoming Republican candidates. Hint: they've caught the moronavirus from Donnie. There ain't no vaccine for that - and there will never be a vaccine for stupid. Congrats for being so damn dumb
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times decides that 2016 was not enough of "Both sides are bad" false equivalency, Decides to play that card again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, this is the ugliest statue ever and of course it's of a Confederate racist terrorist. And it was made by the man who defended MLK's assassin
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
Remember when Melania delayed moving to the White House and stayed back in New York for months, supposedly because Barron was finishing the school year? The real reason: she re-negotiated better financial terms of their prenup
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon's apparel company sued after over 1 million people applied for their "Free Dresses for Teachers" promotion, but they only had 250 dresses to give away. I wonder how many bar towels they could make out of those dresses?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"The Musk of Romance.' Which to be fair, is much more alluring than "The Elon of Sexy Time"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
While it's true that rats and rodents have become more aggressive in their search for food since restaurants have closed due to the pandemic, trying to eat a car engine still seems a tad....desperate
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump thinks if Dubya endorses Biden, it will be a good strategery for his campaign
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Symphonies are orchestrating their comebacks with science
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. What's going on in America right now almost exactly parallels what happened during the Arab Spring. And you know how well that all turned out
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee livid to discover he is one of the few Republican men left on his knees for Trump
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"America is a homo-empire pushing a tyrannical LGBT agenda," says Trump's latest appointee
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton says, just because I'm a lunatic weirdo who wants to murder, stop being nice to libs because... my black heart says so. Now, let me go and bayonet some toddlers while I claim to be pro life
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Appeal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis City Council to disband police department
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Guess who got his guns taken away?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
RINO population begins to rebound after near extinction in 2016
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What if they held a convention and nobody came?
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Sat June 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cities across the country are starting to think the previously unthinkable: "Do we really need a police force?"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
New York Times doubles down on Tom Cotton's Tiananmen Square sequel Op-Ed
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
FacebooKKK
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It is time for a coup at the New York Times?
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Rap has a new favorite instrument, and it's not Autotune
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, that's totally normal. He'll grow up well-adjusted and sane, I'm sure (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump is waving the military around like a little mushroom
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham is a tear gas truther
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and a Chinese billionaire are trying to overthrow the Chinese regime by flying banners around NYC. Confused? You're not the only one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The New York Times would like to inform you that they are committed to both sides the fark out of this issue, even if one side of the argument is downright illegal
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the King has been dethroned, Iowa democrats' next challenge will be to De-Feenstra-te the state as well
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
George Floyd protest arrest level is over 9000
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remove Trump now, tomorrow will be too late
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parents complain after Nickelodeon runs 9-minute "I Can't Breathe" video. Just tell 'em that's what Sandy Cheeks said after losing her helmet in Bikini Bottom
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Why Did The Chickensh*t Cross The Road? A helpful recap (with all the swears)
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(Nicki Swift)
 
 
 
The tragic real-life story of Howard Stern. tl;tr - nothing fans didn't know already
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New York Times has another front page headline for the ages
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
99 years ago, thugs destroy an affluent neighborhood, murdering 300 of its citizens and burning down the community
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dubya. Remember Dubya? Never discount the quiet ones
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our most manly super-alpha male president hid out in the White House bunker because a couple hundred yards away, some people were using harsh language and raising their voices
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Big Think)
 
 
 
"The massive supervolcano that could wipe out the U.S. is overdue." *looks at news* Yeah, I'll say
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Sat May 30, 2020
(ACSH)
 
 
 
Put down the "pandemic porn", it'll make you grow the coronavirus on the palms of your hands
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Indonesia's Minister for Politics: "Initially, you try to control it, then you realise you can't. Then you learn to live with it" a) Covid-19 b) your wife c) Both
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
There's still time to plant your garden
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Thu May 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Even the Republicans are going after Rep. Steve King in Iowa. THAT'S how big a racist a-hole POS he is
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
"Two hundred thousand years ago on the plains of Africa, people had sex when there were no lions around. If someone saw a lion, no one got very hard or wet until it went away"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will COVID-19 kill cash? It can't kill anything that isn't already in your pocket *taps head*
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Morning Consult survey: Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren would give Joe Biden the biggest boost among VP shortlisters. Do it Joe and you take the election
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer so angered about being canned three years ago he's ready to go on a ritalin and rant against the dangers of Tom Cruise
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Op-Ed says to 'stop eating animals' if you care about climate change, racial justice, the working poor, converting to the metric system, and how your spouse always leaves half-a-bite of stuff in the fridge, like, Jesus Christ, just throw it away
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Two horses from the barn of two-time Triple Crown-winning trainer have tested positive for a banned substance. But is it really running dirty if you're in Arkansas?
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Break up Facebook
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The cameltoe: From faux-pas to fashion statement
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Food critic Alison Roman gets thrown out with the other rotten veggies at the NY Times
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seven little-known facts about dragonflies. No, they can't sew your mouth shut while you sleep
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yes, Jared Kushner is bad, but is he any worse than the rest of the Trump Administration? Donnie only hires the worst people. Delusional lackeys aren't as easy to come by as you might think
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Government: We can't do widespread Covid-19 testing. Bill Gates and Washington Health Officials: It's ok, we got this. FDA: Not yours, can't haz
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Psychics are experiencing a boom during the pandemic, but most didn't see it coming
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This Memorial Day weekend has been another long year in politics, and it isn't even over yet
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump wants to f*ck over legal immigrants again
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why aren't Trump's scandals sticking?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Boobies)
 
 
 
The New York Times lays it out in black and white (link updated)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's probably hoping someone will steal his identity and actually put money into his account
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The real takeaway here is that Warren Buffett can lose $7,000,000,000 on his last 7 trades and still be the third richest man in the entire world
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Get ready to party like it's 1919
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that Tara Reade can't prove that she has a college degree, criminal cases where she served as an expert witness on domestic violence could be overturned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Everyone you know uses Zoom. That wasn't the plan"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK newspapers no longer have to publish bad news
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
It's been 14,608 days since it came out, but we're out of ideas, all we do is anniversary journalism, and we had to stretch that concept. So here's a story about The Shining
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(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
The 10 worst Mike Milbury trades. Is there a NY Islander fan on Fark to ask, "Just 10?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Intel reports have to be dumbed down to a short picture books for children before the President of the United States of America will "read" them. Reading is hard
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer is still really mad Ronan Farrow wrote about him being a rapist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, but some people have expressed doubt that Trump is being entirely truthful in his boast about taking hydroxychloroquine
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Considering all that's going on lately, maybe NASA should reconsider its plan to knock an asteroid off course and potentially trigger the universe's first human-generated meteor shower
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's Hammurabi robbing hobby doesn't pay off, as they're forced to give back more illicit Mesopotamian artifacts
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Most democratic delegates don't want to attend DNC over fears of getting coronavirus, sniffed
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Despite summer looking canceled for the rest of us, the Secret Service signed a $179,000 golf cart deal for Trump's Jersey golf course
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A report from a military contractor purporting to show that COVID-19 escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology "is an illustrated guide on how not to do open source analysis." Good thing no one in the U.S. government would take such a thing seriously
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP poll tests 20 different attacks on Biden, none of them work. Don't worry, we can make up 20 more pieces of nonsense. Eventually our morons will buy it. We don't have 20 brain cells to rub together
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(Some Awful Guy)
 
 
 
A look back to the far off days of late 2016, and Scott Adams predicting Trump will defy all his critics and "do one reasonable thing after another" in his Presidency
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Sun May 17, 2020
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO warns of dangers of permanent remote work, citing the mental health costs of not being able to crush your employees' spirits and see the defeat in their eyes in person
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you had stock in Plexiglas manufacturers pre-pandemic, your portfolio might not be in that bad of shape right now. Clearly
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coronavirus hotspots migrating to the South, Midwest, enjoying the warmer weather and crowds of unprotected people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
He's shooting down Nazis with the angels now. Jerzy Glowczeski, believed to be the last of the Polish pilots who flew for the RAF in WW2, brought down at 97 by Covid-19
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Dem hoax/just a flu is leaving the Democratic-run hellscape sanctuary cities full of non-American brown people and spreading out into real America where real Americans live, just in time for them to get that haircut they have been jonesing for
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia's coronavirus deaths may be higher than reported, according to exclusive reporting from the Ric Romero Institute for Timely News
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is smearing feces... *ahem* Fauci... Trump is smearing Fauci
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
The next Mad Max film won't have Mad Max
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Thu May 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why are we not demanding Trump's resignation? Seriously, why?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
This list is a lie. There are *no* bad Tom Hanks movies. /subby cries, runs away
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"9 reasons you should be worried about the closure of BuzzFeed News in Australia." ʇxǝu suǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ǝʌǝᴉๅǝq ʇ,uoʍ no⅄
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Even the people ranting the loudest about Obamagate have no idea what it is. Should we be concerned that these people are reaching the outer limits of what any one human being can not know at any given time?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The horrific Sean Hannity
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Stemming from an FOIA lawsuit filed by the NYT, U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson orders the WH to turn over 20 Ukraine emails ASAP
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"So, we have a shortage of meat, and we also have bunch of people who are desperate for haircuts. I have a shop on Fleet Street that can solve both of those problems." --S. Todd
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Of course Republicans will pass another stimulus bill (but they have to act like Republicans first)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of course it's safe to open up the country. Look at the figures in red states...Oh my
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The Mayor of Flavortown, Guy Fieri, is the only decent, "unproblematic" food industry person left
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Trans woman that had case heard by SCOTUS for being fired from funeral home for being trans finds different path back to workplace
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
The story behind Gladiator, 20 years on from its release. Are you not entertained?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Was this article written by the murder hornet's PR representative?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Trump Death Clock" in Times Square hits 48,000
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"There will be no quarter. There will be indictments, perp walks, convictions, long prison terms, asset forfeiture. And we will enact new laws to safeguard the republic, and make sure nothing like this ever happens again"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Decades of global progress are about to be undone by Coronavirus
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Softbank did Nazi this coming
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The country is on lockdown due to coronavirus, giving your new video platform Quibi a captive audience. Quibi underperforms, despite a free 90 day trial period, so what do you do? blame it all on coronavirus
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Reality: Not one psychic, fortune-teller or astrologer predicted the Covid-19 pandemic. New York Times: Who cares? That's our story and we're gonna run with it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UFC: We have strong protective measures in place to make sure that no one spreads COVID-19 at one of our events. Oh, by the way, if you want to cover one of our events, please sign this NDA saying you can't say what those protective measures are
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
During yesterday's Cat.5 tweetstorm, Trump accused Obama of "The biggest political crime in American history, by far"; ignoring the fact that in the United States there is no such thing as a "political crime"...yet, anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure Biden sucks at social media but so what? And Hillary sucked as a candidate in 2016 so don't bring up how she was leading in polls at this point. Everything is fine and Bill Scher is totally happy with how events are currently unfolding
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Four reasons state plans to open up may backfire - and soon. Here comes the actual science
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Department of (In)Justice is even more inept that you had previously thought. And considering the regard the DOJ is held in around these parts, that bar was set pretty low to begin with
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DON'T click on this link
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
It's time to consider a universal basic income. Change my mind
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
What kind of landlord doesn't charge rent Trump ponders before remembering he is supposed to be honoring said landlord
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to cook a...murder hornet?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Researchers now think that "social bubbles" could be the key to defeating the coronavirus. Google Plus seen dusting itself off in the corner
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Biden demonstrates that he knows that being a leader sometimes means taking a controversial stance on an issue, like calling for the prosecution of two GA men who chased down an unarmed black jogger in their pick-up and then shot him
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
You citizens of America need to face the brutal truth in these coronavirus times: America isn't as exceptional as it thinks it is
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today on 'phoning in recipes kitchen' we have 'Nine ways to hack your ramen noodle'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Half of fathers think they're doing most of the homeschooling. 3% of mothers agree
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Businesses touting Coronavirus conspiracy theories involving 5G are using Facebook to sell EMF products. It's so unbelievable
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: "Alright, disband the taskforce. We've solved the COVID-19 problem once and for all". States: "But-" Trump Admin: "ONCE AND FOR ALL"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump ordered his Secretary of the Interior to lift the event ban on The Lincoln Memorial so he could have a town hall with Fox News
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If it's a day ending in 'y', it must be another inspector general ousted by Trump administration
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
From the "this is not normal" files: Seven northeastern states join together to buy PPE at a bulk discount. If only there were a way for even more states to participate, maybe all of them at once
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Tara Reade scandal surrounding Biden is 2020's version of "but her emails"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Barbershop reopens in spite of stay-at-home order, as "Shave and a ventilator, six bits" becomes the song of the day
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Restaurant break-ins are apparently the hottest entries on the menu these days
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Why getting the U.S. back to normal in the next couple months is a 'fantasy'
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you, Jared Kushner
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Fri May 01, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The derp core containment field is collapsing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex-crimes prosecutor: Why I don't believe Tara Reade
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump would love to let you see his evidence that coronavirus originated at Wuhan virology lab, but it's classified at the same level as Obama's Kenyan birth certificate
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The scariest horror movie of all time? Groundhog Day. "I. Got. You. BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China made SARS-CoV-2 as a bioweapon, says numskull conspiracy theorist who sits in the Oval Office
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Blame China 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Social Media platforms are letting Trump lie
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
A large percentage of Americans are okay with having tech companies know their COVID-19 status since it's not like they don't already know everything else about us
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hannity went after the New York Times because Trump told him to
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Juul to make 950 jobs disappear in a puff of smoke
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Wed April 29, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
The ultimate guide to understanding the disease that is ravaging this once-great nation
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Wait. Someone wanted to built an amusement park here? Really? Also, this island would be an excellent theme for a sitcom and/or horror TV series about the adventures of the lonely caretaker who has to deal with... every thing. Discuss
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's all watch together as Mike Pompeo pretends that Donald Trump had nothing to do with blowing up the Iran nuclear deal
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