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Fri September 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis displays manners
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eating at a restaurant alone? Here are some tips for doing this, and feel free to read while you are there
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet King Charles, the architectural visionary
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Wed September 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Did Joe "Gaffe" Biden's latest embarrassing verbal stumble hand the mid-term elections over to the GOP and guarantee Trump's election as dictator for life? CNN asks the question
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Capitol terrorist Underpants Boy guilty, faces 24 years. Fark: After rejecting plea deal that would have limited prison time to about 90 days
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Tue September 27, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
China steals Russia's move
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those are not YOUR migrants to traffic, they are MY migrants to traffic
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
How science discovered birb migration thanks to African spears
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
TikTok will be able to keep operating in the US, thanks to a deal President Biden explained in a 30-second-long video
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
'Minority Report' reboot being produced in China
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Railroad companies refuse to give employees paid sick days so the strike is back on
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
Dragon fruits might be a bad thing for farmers. Do they even taste good?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lorne Michaels says the pandemic is responsible for the SNL cast exodus. Uh huh, right, sure
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Variety)
 
Hero
 
Gritty gets an appearance on Abbott Elementary and does a followup interview and it's pure Gritty. "I'm not in the business of explaining myself or my actions. You either get me or you're wrong"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now we've done it, Putin is taking personal operational command of the Ukraine war and has ordered Kherson held. Oh Noes
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New York Times obituary for Jack Charles retracted, so does this mean he is alive again, or just going to act in zombie films?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Now Herschel's making up charitable donations
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Tue September 20, 2022
(TED)
 
 
 
Article on what kind of forgetting is "normal" and what isn't. You thought you submitted this with a funnier headline, but you forgot to click the submit button
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's the story of one Venezuelan who was bussed to D.C. as a political stunt, and instead used it as a springboard to start his life in America
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Cameron: I'm going to make Avatar however the fark I want because I made Titanic which just paid for this new half-billion dollar studio complex we are sitting in
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Seriously. 🙄
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Lana... Lana... LAAANNNAAA. What??? ... Happy Birthday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Confirming what we already know, Matt Gaetz asked Trump for a pardon for sex trafficking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two dollar bills are still being printed so you can be a high-roller at the strip club
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Patagonia saying that "Earth is now our only shareholder"? Yeah, about that
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Fri September 16, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Out: NY Times 1619 Project. In: Texas 1836 Project
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Professional wrestling has existed for 1,400 years
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facing real competition and real problems, Texas and Florida governors waste millions trying to own libs
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, Trump apparently wanted to give control of the West Bank to Jordan
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
It is possible that there might just be one good billionaire
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Tue September 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Concern Trolling, Chris Cillizza, and You, A primer in Dems in Disarray
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Anti-gay pastor who is glad all those people died in the Pulse club shooting resigns from his office. "I drank, gambled, and had sex multiple times. I even smoked WEED"
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Mon September 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not the New York Times Pitchbot: "Sure the Democrats are polling very well right now, but could they be polling TOO well?"
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(Thread Reader)
 
Hero
 
Steve Schmidt takes Maggie Haberman and CNN to task over "breaking news" that we should have known about almost two years ago
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Why Queen Elizabeth is the G.O.A.T. 18 facts about her wealth, time, and money. Hint: She was loaded
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Someone wants desperately to be Michigan's Marjorie Tater Green
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Sun September 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Exxon Valdez captain Joseph Hazelwood runs aground at 75
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
MAGA now stands for 'Making Attorneys Get Attorneys' *Mic Drop*
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Sat September 10, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When we legalize weed, we shoot ourselves in the foot
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why "Don't Worry Darling" is such a scandal, here's why
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Fri September 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" - a nutty, authorized biopic that takes that concept and has as much fun with it as possible
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Women now make up majority of new voters in Oklahoma
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The polarizing effect of social media is only getting worse, which is why everybody is getting so angry all the time and SUBBY JUST WANTS TO SMASH YOU ALL P)(#IKKNJERG*Y()&*&*
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood is fabulously out of ideas: The children's TV series with the secretly gay purple character is coming back
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Employees are kindly directed to notice that the bread will be buttered on one side only
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Did the New York Times kill Wordle? Or did people just (slowly) start to realize that it's a game for dumb people who think posting on Facebook that it only took them five tries to guess a five-letter word makes them look smart?
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What the fark is wrong with rich people?
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how we always joked that Trump was an illiterate moron who could only understand picture books? Well, we were mostly right. Except for any damaging national intelligence files on his enemies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Did you lose a family member to Covid? Remember how that felt? This native American woman lost FORTY-TWO family members to the disease
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TFG Lawyer Alina Habba admits that he "frequently had guests" in the office where the top secret documents were found. Do all of his lawyers suffer from foot-in-mouth disease?
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
120 years ago today some French Guy took A Trip To Le Moon
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Schrodinger's Fox
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Can Tucker get a single thing correct in a long rant about Fauci?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks the pressing question: "Why are so many people liking what I don't like?"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
How hard is SEAL training? Very hard
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jon Gruden: "I'm a good person... I go to church." Make up your mind, are you a good person or not?
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(Gates Notes)
 
 
 
The New York Times' AI basilisk captures Bill Gates
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pig organs could save thousands of lives, which raises real and very exciting hopes for the possible benefits of pig harpsichords, pig pianos, pig accordions, and pig synthesizers as well
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welcome to your European river cruise. Your tour bus is right over there
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A master class on using 10,000 words to say "inherit lots of money and marry into the dumbest family in the world"
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It does not matter if they were classified, non-classified, secret or top secret. But rather that "He would probably look to throw his lawyers under the bus"
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Sat August 27, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Last October the CIA put out an urgent notice to agents that a large number of informants had been captured and/or killed in the past year. At the time, they blamed recruiting practices, but what if
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Meet Claiborne Pell, the weird senator behind the Pell Grant and a hall-of-fame American eccentric
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
NYT calls for prosecution of Donald Trump
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde explains why she fired actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf from Don't Worry Darling
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Thu August 25, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Until we share experiences with the Maddites, and thereby begin to develop a shared culture-in effect, to merge our culture with theirs-we cannot communicate with them in the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He spent 15 years with the CIA tracking down and taking down terrorists, so taking on GOP Rep Elsie Stefanik should be right up his alley
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
Hero
 
Add more B to your BLTM
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(McFARKer)
 
 
 
McDonald's is making this McChange to deal with McInflation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz fends off primary challenger. Probably so pleased about it he feels like a kid again
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Is the racism real if the intelligence is artificial?
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Tue August 23, 2022
(AZ Mirror)
 
 
 
Republicans cancel $2M of Arizona TV ads for Peter Thiel's hilariously unsubtle Gary Stu candidate
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
TFG's lawsuit: the top-secret documents were created during his term as President, so they belong to him. Guess this means it's time to dump a million or so Covid corpses onto the Mar-a-Lardo golf course
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Eric Adams berates The New York Times as "silly" for reporting on the expensive dinner he ate at the same Midtown restaurant 14 times last month without paying the bill
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That's as many as thirty tens, and that's terrible
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Mon August 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Crikey. They're taking on the Murdoch arsewipes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When the real New York Times imitates the New York Times Pitchbot
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
During the final days of his presidency TFG tried to hand off a dossier to conservative media. Unfortunately it was pissed away due to legal threats
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
Subby, whose personal library would make good hoarder reality TV, supports Barnes & Noble dropping hardcover sales. Who has the room for them? Softcovers 4vr, hardcovers n3v3r
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Sat August 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A few dozen Mii and Dead Eyes jokes later, Zuckerbot has had his Metaverse avatar redone in record time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Frankenstein pens op ed on dangers of the monster he created
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Esquire)
 
Hero
 
Sometimes it is hard to improve on the original headline. This is one of those times. "This Timeline of Trumpworld Excuses Proves Mar-a-Lago Raid Week Was Even Stupider Than You Remember" Tag is for the editor who picked the headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if it wasn't bad enough living in Phoenix
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Creepy CEO accused of sexual assault had hired creepy journalist to ghostwrite his tweets
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Galileo's observational notes on the moons of Jupiter turn out to be fake, so geocentrism is real and Donald Trump is Holy Roman Emperor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy's nearly out of hair dye
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who aren't the trumpistas attacking?
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Wed August 17, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
South Park ALMOST had a movie devoted to Donald Trump, but COVID interfered
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(Mustread Alaska)
 
 
 
Todd Palin's parents hold big election night bash....... for Sarah's opponent
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Lord Vadgewattle has a Garland problem, and he's trying to get his lunatic bootlicks to take another fall for him
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well that's the last place you'd expect to find a toxic culture and paranoia: sorority rush week at the University of Alabama
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Judge rejects plea deal for couple trying to sell nuclear secrets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WeFail founder to move on to residential properties
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Streaming Wars continue as Walmart+ adds Paramount+ to better compete with Amazon Prime
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
On this day in 1977 Elvis left the building, or did he?
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Mon August 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Allen Weisselberg will soon be a convicted felon but won't rat out the big cheese
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(CNN)
 
 
 
*insert Kenan popcorn gif
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Murdochs sound nervous, could use human smiling lessons
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Stochasti-Boy just can't stop lighting fuses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
TFG goes on Fox offering to do "whatever we can do" to bring down the temperature in the country. Everything except, you know, request while on Fox that his supporters mellow the fark out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In case you weren't sure if the bubble is about to pop, venture capitalists are throwing money at Adam Neumann to revolutionize residential real estate, because this time it's different
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Federal regulators want to kill Predictit, the website that lets you bet on political outcomes. Which seems harsh, considering they let other scams like crypto, National Collector's Mint coins, and Tesla keep operating
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Sun August 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can Liz Cheney beat back the tide of idiocy in Wyoming?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, Patrick Dempsey paid the head cheerleader to go out with him to make him popular. Obviously this was long before he became McDreamy
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Keep hydrating, Farkers: Documents with the names and salaries of U.S. spies could have been at Mar-a-Lago
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
(((Magistrate Judge))) receives deluge of anti-Semitic abuse
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin had no input on the later Game of Thrones seasons, which is why they were so good
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Thu August 11, 2022
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Vatnik tourists go on holiday at military base in territory seized from other country during hot war, won't believe what happens next
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Wed August 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's like Willie Wonka's chocolate factory, but with sepsis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lachlan Murdoch hates Trump but loves money
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all those stories about how Fox News was turning on Trump? Yeah, their coverage of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago should pretty much show that's not happening
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy said that if the FBI wanted the classified documents back, they should have simply asked Trump to hand them over
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Tue August 09, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Suspect in Albuquerque Muslim killings has been arrested. Turns out he didn't have a very Sunni disposition
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Mon August 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Axios constantly tells you they're creating a new kind of journalism. In a move straight from the oldest profession, they just daddied up with cable giant Cox
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Sat August 06, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Sen. Wrong Johnson thinks Sen. Batboy's plan to make Social Security and Medicare beg for funding each year is not cruel enough
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Rick Scott declares war on liberals at CPAC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rudy's trips to Ukraine in 2019 were paid for by a Putin ally, but it's okay. Rudy claims he had no idea who was paying for his private jet travel because it's totally normal to get on a private jet and have no idea who is paying the bill
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Wed August 03, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ayman al-Zawahiri was staying at a house owned by a Taliban leader who once wrote an op-ed in The New York Times so the election was stolen and Trump is emperor for life. Or something
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Tue August 02, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FOX News is ignoring Trump and aired a segment on Republican voters who are abandoning Trump. Trump is taking it about as well as you would expect
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
DeVos devoutly devoted to Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
People used to move from NYC to Jersey City for the cheap rent. Used to
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Sat July 30, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Crypto firm making batshiat crazy claims about partnerships and profit? Must be a day that ends in Y
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jared Kusher: Steve Bannon was a big meany-head and he bullied me all the times. Like this one time, this one time, he said to me "I will break you in half". He said that to me, he really truly did and it hurt my feelings...real BAD
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Build a New York City real estate empire for almost nothing using this one weird trick. TL/DR: Fraud, the weird trick is fraud
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pennachio. Caught sayof Tony Dow is still hospicing " Is He dead or not. Spouse Says yes
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Mon July 25, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
China successfully launched a module for its space station. The huge booster rocket will soon make its uncontrolled landing
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Sun July 24, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, he's never been held accountable, his supprters remain an existential threat to democracy, and he continues to enjoy the status of Most Popular Republican. Exactly when did you think the stench of this colossal asshat would even begin to clear?
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Fri July 22, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ivanka, Jared, reportedly no longer affiliated with TFG's political endeavors
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
This episode of Gilead Nightmare Dystopia brought to you by AT&T, CVS, Wells Fargo, Ford, Cigna, UnitedHealth, Deloitte, and T-Mobile
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
In news that will make a great movie someday, Zelensky was betrayed by the childhood friend who became his head spy (as well as by his secret service chief and at least 60 other people)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
TFG just threatened PGA golfers who won't join the Bonesaw Tour, or they "will pay a big price"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Running cover," "reporting failure," no "shred of credibility," "fake Russia Russia Russia collusion hoax," "disinformation," "false, liberal political propaganda" .... BINGO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rand Paul goes full Shredder on McConnell
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Will he or won't he? Follow the money
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge: "Verily I say unto ye: Defamation lawsuit against Project Veritas can proceed"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
For most other people, "freedom of choice" in elections is an illusion. We are captives of the two-party system. We are political hostages
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Sat July 16, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
US and Russia agree to swapping in space
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
For crying out loud, my client is a Trump supporter, your Honor. He's uneducated and unsophisticated and easily swept by what's on the internet. Please give him a break
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This Florida billionaire has given millions of dollars to fund: A) The search for aliens on Earth; B) Research to prove the afterlife exists; C) Ron DeSantis; D) All of the Above
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember how Biden was going to nominate an anti-abortion judge in Kentucky as a compromise with McConnell? Enter stage right: RAND PAUL
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
PA gubernatorial nominee Doug Mastriano (R-ephrensible) is literally bribing Nazis to endorse and follow him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ennui, the youth vote, and disaster: A warning to the White House
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Scientists sperm-swap, synthesize sturddlefish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wordle: The Board Game is on its way, so get ready for your social media feeds to be flooded with, I dunno, pictures of people sitting around a table or something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The mother of all interest rate hikes is coming. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until inflation is dead. Or, you know, recession
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Wed July 13, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Apple falls farther from the designer
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Poll shows more than half the GOP is ready to break up with Donald Trump and start dating a younger, hotter, fascist
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1933, the first example of a land-taxiing phase of a wingless, twin orientable jet stilts flying device was produced
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Cassidy Hutchinson and family now in hiding with armed security detail because pro-choice antifa drag queens threatened to read CRT to them. Or at least that's how Fox will spin it
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"What will US abortion sanctuary networks look like?" Well, there's a Bald Eagle sanctuary near here, so probably not like that
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Sat July 09, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret groomed teenagers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The U.S. may be losing the fight against monkeypox. Also, the fight against gun violence. And theocracy. And misogyny. And white supremacy. Also misinformation, corporate corruption, climate change, crumbling infrastructure, and I'm running out of ch
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sorry kids. Meth Damon is off the market. He got hitched to Mary Jane in Jamaica
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Jordan Peterson's silly "Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who" rant, as told by video games
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Back in the 20th century music was distributed on vinyl discs in fancy cardboard sleeves. Here are 28 album covers by Andy Warhol
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump was using the IRS to harass detractors, auditing Comey and McCabe, because of course he was
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This ain't gonna happen. But it does send a message
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Museum director who exhibited fake paintings, fabricated an interview with an expert that vouched for their authenticity, told expert to "shut up" when she complained, leaves post after an FBI raid. Even museums are not immune to the Florida tag
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chinese government censoring any mention of 23TB Shanghai police record hack, so it must be true
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Catholic church is dictating health care
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Mon July 04, 2022
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
The IRS approves 99.96% of all applications to be charities, including 76 scams set up by a guy with the same Staten Island post office box address; Form 1023EZ = EZ fraud
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Fri July 01, 2022
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
After a math professor caught them cheating to get their #2 U.S. News ranking, Columbia will sit out this year's college rankings
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(Salon)
 
 
 
AZ don't need no education
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Thu June 30, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Yo - fro-yo yo-yoing, yo
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
To bring Trump down from his constant manbaby rages, they'd have a staff member come in to play him songs from "Cats", probably from the "butthole cut" as well
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Inside Sedition
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Tue June 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Begun, the Hillary 2024 whispers have
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston Enablers sued
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(Some Hoser)
 
 
 
Canadian special forces in Ukraine? "We neither confirm nor deny nor apologise"
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: there's no obligation for any state to offer access to safe and legal abortion. Mark Cuban: hold my checkbook
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
So... Lauren Boebert was in on the crime spree the whole time
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Red states want pregnant women to drop dead
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Sun June 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
20 years after the fact, Anita Hill received a voicemail from Ginni Q. Terrorist demanding that she apologize to Justice Hate Toad for outing him as a sexual harasser
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas wants you to know that he's in the Supreme Court to make your life 'miserable'
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Fri June 24, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
FBI seizes Jean-Michel Basquiat art exhibit at Orlando Museum of Art. Surprisingly, female nudes not priority
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, that unknown documentary that got subpoenaed by the 1/6 Commission will see the light of day on Discovery+. Great, one more streaming service to buy
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jerry Hall filing for divorce from Rupert Murdoch, presumably after she realized she was married to Rupert Murdoch
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dream Job alert
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember how cool we thought it would be to have a QR code that could easily track your covid status? Guess what China is using it for
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
John Waters to get star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. That's positively Divine news
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Voicemail phishing emails steal Microsoft credentials" is yet another in a long line of 'most microsoft evar' headlines
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eastman has finally reached Trump's fifth stage of White House employment
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Mon June 20, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Old: Google is a cult. New: Google hired a cult
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
What items would you bury that will cause a panic when future archeologists discover them?
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Maybe try having a workplace people don't want to quit?
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
It could be antifa... it could be me. No, it's you
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
By all means, please proceed, you jabbering terrorist nutbag
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOJ investigating Eastman, Giuliani for the "alternate slate of electors" plan
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Reminder that Kushner was an early Big Liar but slinked away when he landed the $2 billion bribe from MBS
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Mon June 13, 2022
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Caviar "bumps" might be the hot new trend with the rich crowd, but Hot Cheeto bumps are where it's at with the poor crowd
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Greg Gutfield's success proves that liberals have lost the battle to control comedy. Wait, is that one of those attempts at "conservative humor" I keep hearing about?
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
According to Mike Florio, Deshaun Watson could miss three full seasons which is the absolute height of comedy if you're the rest of the AFC North
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CDC dismisses idea that Monkeypox virus is airborne, which means your air conditioner is almost certainly infecting you right now
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Sat June 11, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Uvalde Police Chief Pete Arredondo now claims he didn't know he was in charge, and his lawyer asks for transcripts of his previous comments before Arredondo discusses it again. Apparently the truth is "hard to keep straight"
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's overlooked yet crucial product shortage: tampons and pads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OK, fine. We can't "fix" the 2nd Amendment. So let's just get rid of it entirely, instead
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Uvalde Police Chief Arredondo breaks his silence, claims he was not in charge during the shooting, left his radios behind because they don't work indoors, blames locked door for the 77 minute delay
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"It is not the league's responsibility to return the Browns quarterback to the field in his athletic prime, or make the Browns a Super Bowl contender"
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Wed June 08, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Haunted ventriloquist dummy had its bags packed for Florida before the 2020 election was even called for Biden
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Drip drip drip, the 1/6 hearing tomorrow is shaping up to be a fun one. Stock up on bourbon and popcorn
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Tue June 07, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of nothin' that gonna happen
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Still better than Peloton
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump will announce his "Fleecing of the Rubes, 2024" campaign "soon"
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Mon June 06, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans are lying in their TV ads so brazenly that stations are refusing to air them
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
A comprehensive history of Glenn Greenwald's sucking up to Russia
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homelander addresses his recent assault conviction in a perfectly Homelander way
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Sat June 04, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland does his best Kenan Thompson impression with regards to Dan Scavino and Mark Meadows
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Mariupol has locked the doors to City Hall and won't provide any public records to reporters. .. correction: Uvalde, Texas has locked the doors to City Hall and won't provide any public records to reporters
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After student called 911 saying that wounded teacher was still alive, rogue cops took it upon themselves to storm Uvalde classroom
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Fri June 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
They're going to Jared
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
On January 5, 2021, Mike Pence's chief of staff warned the Secret Service that Pence faced a security risk from Donald Trump on January 6. It's the only security risk the chief of staff ever flagged
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Television doctor advances to November general election
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Please take stock that while gas prices are soaring, oil executives are cashing out their stocks like crazy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I'll just say it: Kevin McCarthy is dumb
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Saudis may have found the perfect, literal puppet in Kushner
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