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Mon May 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York launches "Closing The Barn Door After The Horses Got Out" loan program aimed at small businesses that had enough cash on hand to get through the past ten weeks
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Sun May 24, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that professional sports teams are allowed to return to training. The Mets can come back, too
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Of course it started at a country club
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC warns of a new pestilent threat in America: "roving rat armies" engaging in "unusual or aggressive rodent behavior"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has the COVID-19 lock down taken a toll on how much of Douche Bag Hipster you are? Fear not D-Bag, this $300 mask will put you right back on top
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Brooklyn coronavirus hospital closes... without EVER opening. $21 million well spent
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Robert Moog's birthday and International Synth Day. Juno any synth puns?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A sobering look at what the future holds for bars and restaurants that are already struggling during the shutdown when things begin reopening
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
N.J. woman accused of fatally beating wife with wine chiller captured in Texas. Wine chiller currently under interrogation Lone Star style
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach towns have one message for NYC residents: fuhgeddabouddit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jersey shore braces for a plague worse than COVID, the invasion of the unlocked-down New Yorkers
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Podcast recommendations for when coronavirus has you feeling all WTF about how long of a Slow Burn we're going through in This American Life
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The fabulously mad, sad, weird life of TV icon Paul Lynde, reexamined
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Hundreds of mysterious crop circles suddenly appear all over the country. I'm saying it's aliens
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC announces an immediate doubling of service to export Staten Islanders out of Manhattan. Still no cure for New Jersey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fox Nation to start streaming 'Duck Dynasty' on June 1st. Both subscribers ecstatic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know it's a quiet place these days but the NYC subway is not your personal love making spot
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA wants to put a max on food delivery fees of 15%
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'The South is gonna rise again.' Fark: In COVID-19 cases
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Bring out yer dead... Bring out yer dead"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the kosher NYC restaurants that have closed permanently due to coronavirus, aside from my cardiologist who is concerned about my cholesterol and weight?
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Re Mi Do Do So
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attractive, young, and photogenic, Canadian foxes prove irresistible to wild and crazy guys
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is what they're now calling the mystery coronavirus-related illness showing up in kids
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's a trap
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hong Kong used masks to stop coronavirus, and yet Americans are upset at the inconvenience
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
96-year-old woman speaks Welsh for the first time in forty years, in a victory either for preserving knowledge of older times or for knocking back eight martinis in a single sitting
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC is likely to start reopening in early June. Mayor deBlasio hoping tourists will come and visit to look at dark theaters, closed museums, out of business restaurants and stores, and fenced off parks
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure Trump takes most of the blame for the terrible coronavirus response, but NY Gov Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's toxic rivalry doomed thousands
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo urges New York pro sports teams to prepare to resume play without fans. Not a problem say the Knicks, Mets
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Another sign that things are slowly returning to normal, NYC may have it's first pedestrian death in two months
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
32 year old woman trying to kiss strangers calls 911 to complain the bar she was at wasn't properly social distancing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Automat 2020: Revenge of non-human interaction
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What's it like being stuck at home with a 20 year-old college student?
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(Thurrott)
 
 
 
After new Google Pixel sales fall off a cliff compared to earlier Pixels, two Google Pixel bigwigs are relegated to pixel size in Alphabet's corporate history. No word on if they were gifted Windows Phones as farewell presents
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you had stock in Plexiglas manufacturers pre-pandemic, your portfolio might not be in that bad of shape right now. Clearly
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why is a rural West Virginia hospital closing in the midst of a pandemic? Because once a vampire has drained it's host, it discards the now useless husk, and finds new victims
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coronavirus hotspots migrating to the South, Midwest, enjoying the warmer weather and crowds of unprotected people
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
As health officials try desperately to keep people from dying in a pandemic, a near forgotten relic from a century ago works in the shadows to undo all their noble efforts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
He's shooting down Nazis with the angels now. Jerzy Glowczeski, believed to be the last of the Polish pilots who flew for the RAF in WW2, brought down at 97 by Covid-19
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Wacky West Wing fans believe the show is all real life, now think the show predicted the coronavirus with a 'chilling' scene about global pandemics and failed vaccines. Oh wait, that does sound real
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Dem hoax/just a flu is leaving the Democratic-run hellscape sanctuary cities full of non-American brown people and spreading out into real America where real Americans live, just in time for them to get that haircut they have been jonesing for
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Trump said he doesn't want to see a "new normal" with people distant from each other and needing to wear masks in public. "Who wants to do that?" Just a guess but people who don't want to die or infect others for the greater good?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So this means we can have all their stuff, right?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam recruits angsty teen angry at authority for new video
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Illegal speakeasies popping up throughout Manhattan. This is not a repeat from the '20s
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
For sale: a '59 Martin D-18E that some clown ruined with modifications. Even worse, it's set up for a left-handed player. And who uses one of these to go on a show called "Unplugged?" The million-dollar estimate seems high, but come as you are
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Gelfling unable to secure emergency divorce from French muppet, hmmmmmmmmm
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If your kids had a dream to see Frozen on Broadway, they better let it go
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Pranks are supposed to be funny, mister man
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude bros less likely to wear masks cause they're not cool, bro
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Barber defies "New York on Pause" order, keeps cutting hair. If you're reading this on Fark, you know what's already happened
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC MTA placing "X" marks on the floor of subway platforms as part of a social distancing pilot. Nice try, I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago didn't see cleaner air during the lockdown despite a downtick in pollution
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The cure for coronavirus myths is science. Listen to it. Or else
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
*huuurk* I'd better plant more food in the garden
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump pressures CDC to lower Covid-19 death count by changing calculation method. The Virus will be gone by next week, and the chocolate ration has increased to 20 grams
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
We're about a month away from burning scientists at the stake. It's like we've learned nothing as a civilization in hundreds of years
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner doesn't quite say "those people" when responding to why approximately 90% of those arrested for social distancing violations were Black and Hispanic
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(Patch)
 
 
 
NYC Department of Sanitation now has its own coronavirus cooking show ..to go along with your garbage and death
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(Patch)
 
 
 
NYC Department of Sanitation now has its own coronavirus cooking show ..to go along with your garbage and death
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Uber+Grubhub gets a 👎🏼from lawmakers and city officials who don't see any benefit to consolidating delivery services. And that's before the restaurant owners put in their two cents, because that's all they'll have before this is over
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even when the restrictions ease and people can return to work in New York City, they may still stay home and work due to it being cheaper
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC officials proposed using streets, curbs and sidewalks for businesses to open up for socially distant dining and drinking, making it easier for panhandlers to talk to people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tiny violin story of the day: Stranded super-rich now confronting tax chaos after they fled to their evil lairs for the coronavirus pandemic lockdowns
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New York City's lockdown order went into effect 51 days ago, which *might* have something to do with the city currently having had a record 58 days pass since its last pedestrian death. HEY, nobody's walking HERE
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's Bea Arthur's birthday. You know what to do
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Fauci's Senate testimony debunked a number of Trump's favorite coronavirus lies
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Needing a companion for lunch? Ben and Willard and friends are available and looking
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
♫ They say the neon lights won't be bright on Broadway until at least Labor Day. On Broadway. On Broadway. On Broadway
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
After two months of lock down, Rosie O'Donnell has gone feral
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
A coronavirus vaccine should be mandatory for all Americans, across the board to put it behind us
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(uDiscover Music)
 
 
 
Burt Bacharach is 92 today, but I'm sure you could tell us about some way better new song by a mopey trust fund baby who wears $900 loafers with no socks and is cross with his dad about something
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Meet the best new chefs for 2020, none of which can make a grilled cheese as well as you can
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was quarantined with my abuser but got out and fled to a shelter. Now, I have Covid-19"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York State to start re-opening by the end of the week. Not yours NYC
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Let's reopen state parks but leave restrooms closed. What could possibly go wrong?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Shutting down the subway for four hours late at night will destroy New York City
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's the REAL US death toll from Coronavirus? Well in NYC alone, there were 24,000 "excess deaths" between late April and May. 19,000 of those were confirmed Coronavirus cases, but the other 5,000? Yeah probably NOT a coincidence
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, it's time to start your engines. Alternate side street of the parking is coming back
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Andre Harrell, founder of Uptown Records and 'discoverer' of P Diddy, passes away at age 59
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"We were all thinking this is a disease that kills old people, not kids"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jerry Stiller passes away at 92, has a lot of problems with you people
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Easy: Use it as the launch movie for HBO Max
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's 100,000 ventilators are coming in only a week behind schedule. Better news: We don't need them
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Four reasons state plans to open up may backfire - and soon. Here comes the actual science
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Google's master plan to remake Toronto's waterfront cancelled because there are just too many people in that drawing who should be home
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Sat May 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to your future in these coronavirus times: One-way sidewalks and parking-lot dining rooms. Survival is yours if you choose correctly
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
What kind of landlord doesn't charge rent Trump ponders before remembering he is supposed to be honoring said landlord
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Three David Bowie concerts from the 90s getting released over the next few months
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's no joy in Metsville as J-Rod's attempt to buy the team has struck out
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo wants Robert de Niro to play him in the Covid-19 pandemic movie
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Drug dealers in the UK are suffering during the lockdown, so they've taken to posing as joggers and NHS workers to peddle their wares
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Cinco de Mayo was an unmitigated shiatshow for food delivery services. Seis de Mayo the same but for toilets
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(Axios)
 
 
 
America once again needs to be labeled a third world country, it's coronavirus recovery is way behind Europe's because of its lame lockdown policies
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Commander's Palace now shipping delicious meals nationwide
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Send fish to your friends, not a message
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just in case murder hornets and a pandemic weren't enough to keep you inside your house, the polar vortex is back this weekend
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gap sued over a gap in their rent at their midtown Manhattan store
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, no one will be peeing or crapping on the floor or seats of the New York subway system
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Interstate COVID compacts to reopen together are instead going all Hunger Games within themselves
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(AP News)
 
 
 
CBS renews 23 shows; wishes Edie Falco, Patricia Heaton, Matt LeBlanc, and Pauley Perrette all the best in their next endeavors
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Working at the Amazon warehouse was always painful. Now it's terrifying
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
JetBlue to honor 100,000 healthcare workers by placing them in sealed flying petri dishes. They're also doing a low altitude flyover of NYC for the nightly 7pm front-line workers cheer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capital One tells staffers that they'll see them in September. What's in your home office?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wake up sheeple, fever-reading drones pointing you out for coronavirus is just the first wave of SkyNet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As Trump tours a factory, the PA plays "Live and Let Die". At least it wasn't something by the WHO
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(Showtime)
 
 
 
Are we doing Penny Dreadful threads? Are we all shouting 'Santa Maria'
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Army medic to COVID heroes: Post-traumatic stress is not something to ignore so take care of yourselves
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poll: most Americans disbelieve officially reported coronavirus death counts. Difficulty: Republicans think fewer people have died than officially reported
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Cool things found on the internet this week. Come for the Lukket-style computer, stay for the raid on your mom's girdle drawer
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Positive news from the pandemic. 54% of Americans like you. Over there. A little farther. More
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Ivo Shandor)
 
Audio
 
The New York Public Library's Main Branch combats social distancing by releasing series of audio clips so you can remember the soft murmur of visitors, the turn of a page, the indignant shushing of a spectral, focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New Jersey ... Oh wait, that's Governor Murphy. It only feels like Andy speaks for everyone in these parts
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Remember when people said it would be impossible to distribute all the food being thrown out by America's farmers? Yeah, they were wrong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The kooked-up Marianne Williamson zombie presidential campaign is still pushing forward, screwing over vendors "with love" along its kooked-up way
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD: Look, mayor's orders. We can't cite all those white folks crowding the pier in the nice part of Manhattan until we make our black-people-beatdown quota in the Bronx
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That thread about how America can't accept 2,000 deaths a day as the new normal, don't worry, you won't have to tolerate that level. It's going to be 3,000 a day instead
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham told to pack up his tents and GTFO of NYC after repeatedly breaking his promise that his Central Park hospital would not discriminate against LGBTQ people or evangelize
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It was eight years ago today that the Avengers assembled for the first time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heineken sues over 15,000 cases of beer, but in the end, a single case was resolved
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
"I can't believe that Jeep ended up almost perfectly in the parking space"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Restaurant break-ins are apparently the hottest entries on the menu these days
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Sun May 03, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Republican State Senator clutches his pearls over highly offensive wording on official NJ signage. FARK: The word in question is "knucklehead"
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, yes, you can still take a Greyhound bus
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Like so many other television productions, The Daily Show crew has been furloughed by the pandemic. Trevor Noah reaches into pants, pulls out wallet: "I got this"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As some states put their collective toes into reopening, COVID-19 death numbers managed an almost 9/11 on Saturday
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Infectious disease experts warn pandemic is more of a "rolling situation", prepare us to "expect more New Yorks"
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Now for something completely different ....You already have that drink in hand so you might as well board the train, grab a seat, take a sip and enjoy Norway virtually
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada. The answer to the headline is Canada
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal court to New York nurses: fark off and die
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Fri May 01, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Get creative to show your support for rent strikes + #CancelRent by dropping banners, putting signs in your windows, & even taking over phonebooths." Wait, there are STILL phonebooths? Like Bill & Ted phonebooths? Strange things are afoot
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Even if you go back into 1917, that was the worst of all time, but it was also not as bad as here. It was a bad one, but it wasn't quite like what we're going through right now," says Trump of flu pandemic that killed 650,000 Americans. In 1918
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey ladies, you wanna get with an older dude who has nipple piercings?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man who licked a woman on the subway? Seriously, police want to know
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is the most awesome and amazing video of the pilot's eye view of the joint Blue Angels/Thunderbirds New York City overflight the other day that you will ever see you live to be a million. And, yes, Subby is sobbing like a baby watching it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What do corona virus first responders need? Nuclear support
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Men might be dying more often from Coronavirus, but women are working themselves to the bone trying to save us from it
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Two thirds of NYC's small business relief has gone to Manhattan even though more small businesses are in the outer boroughs
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The USNS Comfort is now leaving New York harbor today for its home port in Virginia. Goodbye trying to help hospital ship
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC subway system to be shut down daily for disinfecting, then reopened daily for reinfecting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ranting stripper carrying 18 knives tries to get a little comfort at the USS Intrepid. Then it got weird
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You misspelled "beautiful, wonderful, and almost perfect"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How 'the lasagna guys' collected $1.26 million in donations to feed NYC's hospital workers. It's a layered, but quite satisfying tale
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(Harvard)
 
 
 
Mass General and Harvard have created this Covid-19 policy consequences simulator for you to enjoy during lockdown, which according to their simulator should mean you'll have lots of time to figure out how to play with it
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has sudden urge to distribute hundreds of free face masks. Fark: While driving in the fast lane on the freeway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how you reopen a city, not by waving a magic wand or crossing your fingers
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
One simple trick to make $69 million
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The Hudson River will glow a little less as of Thursday as the Indian Point Nuclear Plant shutters another reactor
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
60,000
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans may cancel Mardi Gras celebrations in 2021 to avoid a repeat of this years COVID-fest on Bourbon Street
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(Some Zombie)
 
 
 
"In recent years, some of these human remains have reappeared aboveground," Now there's a sentence you don't see every day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
US media last week: "China's sweeping bodies under the rug, their death toll was 50% higher than they said it was." US media this week: "Uh, so we checked under our rug"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Wait. Someone wanted to built an amusement park here? Really? Also, this island would be an excellent theme for a sitcom and/or horror TV series about the adventures of the lonely caretaker who has to deal with... every thing. Discuss
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Typically, car/train crashes happen at road crossings not on bridge overpasses. W/ pics
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pfizer: we should have a Coronavirus vaccine ready by the fall
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The White House has a plan to test every American for COVID-19, and it'll be done by the third year of Biden's presidency
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Simple farmers, the people of the land, the common clay of the new West, are new hot spots
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Most US hospitals are empty due to restrictions on unnecessary procedures, say they may have to close since they lack patients to overbill
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In his defense, it WAS the number two train
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC says F this to giving students F grades this semester
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Hold this FDNY members' fire hose as he shreds the Hendrix version of "The National Anthem" on his guitar outside the NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital in a salute to healthcare workers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Robert Reich is a ray of sunshine, isn't he?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson's film "The King of Staten Island" to be the king of video on demand. In other news Pete Davidson made a movie
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Analysis of sewer water reveals 10X the number of confirmed cases. Next up, a county-wide map of alcoholics and drug users?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump repeats attacks on press as deaths continue to mount
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Guess where AOC's "formerly" Republican challenger lived until moving to Queens in late 2019? Hint: rhymes with "Rump Chower"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume you could buy magazines at a bookstore
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are now one million confirmed coronavirus cases in the US, 5.6% of whom have died so far
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
MTA achieves goal of making every subway car a poop car
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is giving ANOTHER nepotistic job to his wife? That's it. I'm never voting for him to be mayor again. Narrator: He's term limited
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Potbelly Sandwich Shop Corporation finally gets sick to its stomach with guilt, throws up $10 Million federal coronavirus loan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doorman may be elected to the NY State Assembly because his opponent didn't read the memo about attaching cover sheets with her TPS petitions before they go out
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Who are the essential workers? The worker bees who HAVE to go to work to keep everything running? It's not just doctors and nurses. It's also bus drivers and grocery store clerks and pizza delivery guys and garbagemen and
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Salted maple pie? Sort of want
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reopening has begun, and may the odds be ever in your favor
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(WQXR New York)
 
 
 
Here's what NYC sounds like when there's nobody outside in these coronavirus times
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Fri April 24, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
A growing number of homeless people are discovering that a passenger free NYC subway is a great place to live and sleep, just don't ask them to pass the Grey Poupon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Denise Richards: I don't want my kids to be the kind of girls their dad would have whored around with
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My husband wants to constantly have sex during the Coronavirus lockdown, but I'm not in the mood because I have to keep thinking about my dead parents"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nine-Nine may incorporate Covid-19 into season eight
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There's always a Macy's fireworks party pooper
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Country legend Steve Earle has a new track out, and it's probably not going to be coal executive Don Blankenship's campaign song
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(GQ)
 
 
 
The Sopranos' actors Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirripa talk about life in isolation, and how their characters would react to the deadly coronavirus crisis. So yeah, you're gonna die a horrible death
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has recovered from James Dolan
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
A lady and her dog? Sure, I'll take a look ... bark, bark, bark
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Sign Outside Did Tell You
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coronavirus is starting to penetrate Red America, and Trump supporters are looking very vulnerable to it. Although most of them have already been thoroughly gnawed on by roving leopards, so they may just be accustomed to pain and misery by now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to read "why I left New York during coronavirus" personal essays
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(SILive)
 
 
 
NYC likely to delay the start of Manhattan congestion pricing as if there has been any congestion in almost six weeks
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(slow ride)
 
 
 
Dirty old cars in the dirty old streets of NYC circa the 70's
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kids' drawings from lockdown across the world show what they collectively miss the most - friends, outside, and their Nanas and Papas
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This public company applied for 48 small business loans - one for each of its hotels
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do I deal with a friend who thinks the Coronavirus is a hoax?
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
USNS Comfort leaving NYC after treating a grand total of 179 patients over 3 weeks. Only thing missing is Trump in a flight suit and a huge-ass MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
His hopes for the White House dashed, Mike Bloomberg donates $10M and volunteers to help develop and implement a regionally coordinated contact tracing program. What has your president done for you?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Two New York house cats test positive for COVID-19, the first in the US, signaling what could be the end of Caturday as we know it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo mooooving towards opening up parts of New York where there are more cows than people
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mayor de Blasio announces that Macy's annual NYC 4th of July fireworks show will go on, somehow, someway
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
UCB DOA in NYC
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(Some Dealer)
 
 
 
Drug prices in New York are through the roof because of the pandemic. No, not those drugs
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Tue April 21, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
Say "It's a flu" again, motherf*cker
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mike Bloomberg spent more than $1 billion on four-month presidential campaign. Hey, anyone remember Mike Bloomberg?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York's snitch line is seeing results, if by results you mean pics of middle fingers and penises
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob's entry to the Marvel Cinematic Universe delayed until next summer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC to honor coronavirus heroes with a ticker-tape parade once the lockdowns are lifted. Trump can sleep in that morning
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is devastating jazz. Impact on bootlegging, flappers, West Egg still unknown
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Choose cardboard caskets, it's better for the environment and faster to burn down in the crematorium
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Even though you'll probably be dead and buried, your masks, ventilators, and Zoom recordings will one day become the artifacts of our time preserved in museums
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Mon April 20, 2020
(SILive)
 
 
 
No one shows up for Republican Staten Island "End the Lockdown" rally to protest the current "New York on PAUSE" mandates under Gov. Andrew Cuomo, leaves the NYPD standing alone and perplexed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hi, I made little money in 2018. I made big money in 2019. I filed my 2019 return on time and I won't receive a stimulus check. Isn't this unfair?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
New York's very naive mayor Bill De Blasio asks President Trump if he's telling the city 'to drop dead' over coronavirus funding instead of trying to save it
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
We are at most a few days away from semantic arguments about what qualifies as a "mass grave" as the NYPD seizes drone of photojournalist documenting mass burials on Hart Island
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"I'll have the Strawberry Stalin Shortcake." - What if your favorite food was named after a cad? Would it still taste as sweet?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Please, proceed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A 425-pound tiger living in an apartment? Just another day in New York City
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The 22 best end-of-the-world movies to watch right now
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
What you need is a restaurant staffed by grandmothers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wait, check that - it says H-E-P-L
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Company that sells your image to the cops after violating your privacy is furious its privacy has been violated. Are tiny violins an essential service?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oh, my balls
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Only the second?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
We are NOT overreacting to the deadly coronavirus, if anything there are too many people underreacting
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Why will no one negotiate with me? I only asked if they're willing to take 50% off the price
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A deep dive into how to understand the testing figures being released. Short summary: the US is an outlier in number of positives, but it's still only those with obvious symptoms being counted
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"What we do is inspire people to realize that they can be the person that rescues that cat. We're going to have to stop doing anything else and just care for hundreds and hundreds of kittens". Welcome to Caturday
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Much like your mom, the Northeast anticipates getting pounded by up to 6 inches over the weekend
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Could Cantor Fitzgerald be the investing name we remember as the tipping point for the next collapse?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Remember, infected New Yorkers: when you recover, you're still in New York
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Swallowing their pride, San Francisco announces they will be a little less spectacular this June
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know why the White House's coronavirus task force keeps downplaying the coronavirus's spread in less-populated states? It's the stooopid and it burns
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'll take Helena Christensen for $995.00, Alex. Ok, $1000.00 it is
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
HBD to Jennifer Garner, alias *RAWR*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US is doing much better fighting Coronavirus if you don't count all the dead Americans
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Turns out that flat COVID-19 curve in China is just what it looks like when you sweep 1200 corpses under a rug
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Good: Eating dad's cooking at home. Bad: Eating dad at home
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic has been good for dictators as they ruthlessly clamp down, seize power and rule by decree, but enough about NYC co-op boards
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MIT/Romero Institute study: NYC subways a major disseminator of coronavirus; NYC subway riders major disseminators
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mad king declares the pandemic has passed its peak - our containment strategy is working, so now's the time to abandon it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Verizon to buy BlueJeans in a effort to break into video conferencing. Some say it's a riveting move, others think it may be an iffy fit and take time to fit well
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Dammit. Looks like we'll have to go back to irradiating spiders and sitting in on gamma ray testing
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
You may have heard SNL's Michael Che lost his grandmother to COVID-19. He has now paid the rent for all the residents in her building. Follow-up Tag steps aside as Subby rubs some dust from his eyes
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Experts warn that those Facebook trends of sharing your old yearbook photo, first dog's name, street where you grew up, favorite password, etc might be dangerous
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Reporter who has obviously not been locked in his house for the last four weeks with his wife and children asks NJ Governor why liquor stores are essential but churches are not
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Peter Billingsley is 49 today, never did shoot his eye out as a kid
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Quick note: If you've had 17 old people die from COVID-19 in the nursing home you manage, hiding their bodies in a shed or empty room isn't going to stop people from looking for them
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(Laughing Squid)
 
Video
 
Watch Fred Armisen create comedy gold
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"The number of deaths from the shutdown may exceed the number of deaths from the coronavirus." Man, Fox News will let any random idiot say any random idiotic thing
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Wed April 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Same as it ever was
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(Some Guitarist)
 
 
 
Ryo Kawasaki, inventor of the guitar synthesizer and pioneer of jazz fusion guitar, has died at the age of 73. Funeral music expected to last 4 hours
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Punk rock fashion icon & stylist Jimmy Webb dies at age 62. "It's not rock and roll if your pants don't hurt"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The rich have fled New York City. I'm sick of being told that I need to stay, because I want to escape too." Sorry toots, you should have become rich before the outbreak, what were you thinking?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"One of the negatives of living in a rural community is you think it protects you somehow. We get a little bit cavalier, a little lazy about social distancing"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
If COVID-19 has taught us anything, it's that many Americans can probably work at home without incident. "People are realizing that I'm better served by spending more time being productive at home, than being in the car and battling traffic"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Inspirational speeches can keep hope alive in times of darkness. If you could pick one Icon from history (living or dead) to deliver a message to humankind in our current time of need who would it be? LGT Subby's pick
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
This Outsider artist is king of the long game. Never give up, never surrender, never miss a day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vote-by-mail is what this country needs to save the November election says noted liberal rag The New York Post
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NY Gov. Cuomo one-ups Trump in his battle with the White House over the state's management of the coronavirus crisis: "The president will have no fight from me"
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Rainbow appears over New York City during the 7 o'clock cheer. But what does it mean? You can't explain that
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Doctors in the rural south don't need testing to know that corona's virus is a-coming. They can hear it on the breath of the wind, in the strange silence of the morning whipporwhill, in the awkward splash of the young rascal's foot in the mud puddle
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Big East basketball tournament last month that was cancelled at halftime of a game when someone released it could pose a public health problem? This reporter remembers, and is only now recovered from COVID-19
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Big East basketball tournament last month that was cancelled at halftime of a game when someone released it could pose a public health problem? This reporter remembers, and is only now recovered from COVID-19
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gosh, and to think we all missed out on having Michael Bloomberg as the Democratic presidential candidate
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gaming consoles? Increase in demand does not equal "stockpiling"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Jackals are reappearing in Tel Aviv. This is not an allegory or repeat from 125 BC
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Excuse me? Governor Cuomo? Can we join your I95 gang?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nebraska's Republican governor, discount store Lex Luthor Pete Ricketts, refuses to issue a stay-at-home order, putting the entire state at risk of a Coronavirus outbreak
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(Time)
 
 
 
Good luck on getting sick in America if you speak a rare language. However, good fortune for interpreters who speak that rare language. So, if you speak Kiswahili or Amharic or other rare languages, there is work to be had
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Mon April 13, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Maybe some good news about the coronavirus, it seems some new relationships are getting fast-tracked because of people quarantining together
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
On the plus side, alternate side of the street parking in NYC is suspended for another two weeks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump: I alone will make the decision to re-open states Governors of CA, CT, DE, NJ, NY, OR, PA, RI, WA: Nice try cheese-puff
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Midwest MMA fighter brings the fight to NYC hospital
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Let's see what's trending on Twitter...oooohhhhh
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Need to up your working from home game? Here are eight examples of quarantine workspaces from famous designers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's a rat eat rat world out there these days
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
EMT who served NYC 24 years and worked at Ground Zero as part of search and rescue efforts after 9/11, dies of coronavirus. Thank you for your service
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biker gang takes over New York streets on Upper East Side. In related story, officials looking for one 'Snake Plisskin'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Toto, I don't think we're in Central Park anymore
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(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks, the economy's closed for the next year and a half. Banker out front shoulda told ya
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
FDNY now say the number of New Yorkers who refuse to be taken to hospitals has more than doubled amid the coronavirus crisis, city EMTs blame the situation on people's fear of contracting the virus at the hospital
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The case for never wearing pants again
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(No good deeds)
 
 
 
Even if you can afford a house right now, no one will sell you one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's post some funny videos on here, shall we?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York City sports photographer Anthony Causi the latest to succumb to the novel Coronavirus
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Sun April 12, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Who's going to pay for it?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Inside America's two-decade complete failure to prepare for the coronavirus that is ravaging us today. Yes everyone is to blame
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why the current push to "reopen the country" is a bad idea
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Looks like we aren't going to Easter service in Kansas anymore
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Due to the pandemic, all NYC public schools will be closed for the remainder of the school year." Gov. Andrew Cuomo: "Oh, I don't think so"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 81st to Louise Lasser, Louise Lasser
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh, you were serious. Let me laugh harder
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nebraska gets $300G in federal money for each coronavirus case while New York gets just $12G. Gee... it's almost as if someone in power is playing patronage games with peoples' lives. But no one would be that THAT heartless, right? Right?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Too afraid to go to hospitals at symptom onset, NYCers are dying of heart attacks at home
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Worry not you NYC idiots, Mayor Bill de Blasio says he has no regrets about telling you drunks to visit bars the day before they were shut down to contain the spread of coronavirus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump sets new benchmark that is sure to be denied and walked back in short order
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
I know, everyone: Let's take a big group photo of us crawling up each others a** during a pandemic. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arizona pizza parlor uses robots to deliver food, feed Sarah Connor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate, I'm a lesbian, but when the coronavirus lockdown started, I drank 2 bottles of wine with my male housemate and started boinking him. Am I a slut, bi, or just an alcoholic?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New York state now has more coronavirus cases than any single country outside the USA. [FACEPALM] tag quarantined after touching its face, [FAIL] tag is at an anti-shutdown protest, and [FLORIDA] is nervously sweating at the community senior center
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Officials in several cities have asked local hotels for help in housing emergency workers quarantining from their families, the homeless, or less acute Covid patients. Trump Hotels are conspicuously absent from the list of hotels that have responded
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Empty streets and clean air: Photos from around the world showing life during the lockdowns
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's almost like you're saying being rich is better during a pandemic?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
San Francisco's mayor did everything de Blasio didn't to fight coronavirus
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, practicing social distancing in prison
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
WHO determines dogs not susceptible to COVID-19. All dogs under quarantine can now go outside. In other words, WHO let the dogs out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci recommends we never shake hands ever again. We can still wink at each other
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(India Today)
 
 
 
In Telangana, India, the kids are alright
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One positive of Covid-19: Assuming you can get a flight to where you want to go, those long, twisty TSA lines are a thing of the past
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
This is like the beginning of a horror movie. Keep Carol Anne away from the TV
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
People are using Craigslist to find their Coronavirus hookup
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci hopes to see normalization in the US by summer, region by region. Sorry Washington, DC, it will be at least late January 2021 for you
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For over a month after the first US COVID-19 case, the Trump administration pushed US companies to export masks, ventilators, and other needed medical supplies to China. Source: Commerce Department bulletin to manufacturers
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Some people see a national pandemic as a time to stay safe. Others see a chance to blitz across an empty continent and set a new Cannonball record
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Fran Lebowitz reminds you that she ran out of farks to give in 1983, weighs in on Trump, de Blasio, Cuomo, Biden, Bloomberg, Giuliani, Sanders, and Warren
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Total hospitalizations in NY rose by only 200 yesterday. Bad news: Because 799 beds were "freed" up
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(Time)
 
 
 
"It's basically like a mass casualty incident right now. It's almost a hopeless situation"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers make tiny work-from-home spaces bearable - even beautiful. Apparently by inserting models into each of them
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Sex researcher explains quarantine horniness
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Due to the coronavirus, public transit around the country is now in a death spiral. Just when it's needed most
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles finally finds a way to lower its crime rates. Sure it took a massive pandemic, but still
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Conspiracy trolls are increasingly twisting the coronavirus pandemic to bolster their warped world views, also to claim that the crisis is not real at all
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dipshiats with more money than brains are using empty NYC streets for racing
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Think the government only needs retired doctors and nurses to help out during the crisis? They are also desperate for COBOL programmers to keep state systems up and running during the surge in workloads
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
The show won't go on for at least another two months on Broadway ... ♫ On Broadway
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If only Burt Reynolds could have lived to see us inch closer to a real life Cannonball Run. Captain Chaos approves
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York decides it doesn't want to try on Wisconsin's dunce cap
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What has life been like for those whose spouses are on the front lines of the Coronavirus fight?
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Meet the hero frontline restaurant industry workers who are hustling to continue feeding NYC during the coronavirus pandemic
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Zoom sued by shareholder after waggling-penis guy tanks its stock price
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
2-4-6-8 prostitutes please urinate
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