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Mon February 06, 2023
		Half scoop taunting the dynamite monkey source: huffpost.com \| share:	33

Sun February 05, 2023
		So...asking for a friend...what are the best and worst dating sites? source: thoughtcatalog.com \| share:	60

Sat February 04, 2023
		To indict him, New York City prosecutors would've had to go full Person Woman Man Camera TV source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	51
		Orly? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	32
		George Santos: Well, as my Uncle Ben once said, "With great power comes great responsibility" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	48

Fri February 03, 2023
		Apparently a giant slice of cheese is now a reasonable main course for dinner source: bonappetit.com \| share:	27
(Some Guy)		NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown source: thecity.nyc \| share:	56
		Washing your jeans? You're doing it wrong source: cnn.com \| share:	105
		Can Gen Z make friends in the pandemic era? Subby would just tell them to hang out at the mall. Oh wait source: bbc.com \| share:	50
		Empire State Building plans to troll New Yorkers even more with Philadelphia Eagles celebrations if they win the Super Bowl source: nypost.com \| share:	14
(Some Guy)		Writer tries to shoehorn Alan Parsons Project reference into article on future of AI, fails even worse than Subby when he does the same for Fark headlines source: techopedia.com \| share:	16
		Biden, Harris to announce funding for lead pipe removal in Philadelphia; McConnell criticizes White House for not focussing instead on rope, revolver or dagger removal from Glendale, AZ source: thehill.com \| share:	39

Thu February 02, 2023
		Someday, disposal trucks could pick up your carbon dioxide waste just as garbage trucks do today for your trash source: arstechnica.com \| share:	18
		George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros source: msn.com \| share:	58
		Anthony Bourdain's humble yet perfectly made Les Halles steak frites were the best fries in New York, and here's his three-step process source: tastingtable.com \| share:	45
		Let's look at how Ron DeSantis helped spread a virus through sheer force of idiocy source: thehill.com \| share:	78
		Remember when you used to trace comics in grade school and passed them off as your own work in art class? This Roy Lichtenstein documentary remembered source: gizmodo.com \| share:	59
		New York, tired of losing to Chicago at pizza, tries again with its own "Bean" sculpture source: upi.com \| share:	122
(Some Guy)		Old and busted: Don't let your kid talk to strangers. New hotness: Don't let your kid talk to ChatGPT source: gadgets360.com \| share:	18

Wed February 01, 2023
		Mod squab nabbed in Mad Square source: gothamist.com \| share:	29
		Well, it's Wednesday, and this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	81
		Today's Slatesplanation: What real drag queens think about George Santos source: slate.com \| share:	39
		Buried lede: "A legal document that read like a joke, with Trump attorney Alina Habba going as far as claiming there is formally no such thing as the 'Trump Organization' " source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	103

Tue January 31, 2023
		Corporations: "We can't afford paying workers $15/hour". Also Corporations: "spends upwards of $340 million on union-busting* source: theguardian.com \| share:	31
		Plausible deniability, strategic ignorance, or just plain perjury? source: npr.org \| share:	85

Mon January 30, 2023
		Owning a chimpanzee is like raising a teenager, just with less poo-flinging source: cnn.com \| share:	9
		Brits try Michelin starred Mexican in New York City... with a Korean Chef source: youtube.com \| share:	10
		NYC outdoes itself once again, breaks 1973 record for doing absolutely nothing source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	42
		NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas source: politico.com \| share:	231

Sun January 29, 2023
		Drug Enhancement Agency source: apnews.com \| share:	55
		AZ GOP Chair candidate: I wish to unify the AZ GOP. AZ GOP Chair-elect: One Party, Under Trump, Indivisible, With MAGA For All source: msn.com \| share:	53

Sat January 28, 2023
		Tom Verlaine's cable cut source: pitchfork.com \| share:	46
		On this day 65 years ago, a Danish masochist filed a patent for the most painful form of torture for adult bare feet source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		Between 1939-1941, New York City attempted to photograph every building in the 5 boroughs. These are those photos. dun-dun source: 1940s.nyc \| share:	34
		In a bizarre interview, Knicks owner James Dolan threatens to stop selling alcohol at Madison Square Garden if efforts to make him stop using facial recognition software to ban people he doesn't like from MSG don't end source: mediaite.com \| share:	10
		You might wanna sit down for this, but some of George Santos' campaign donors may not exist. Fake tag is exhausted, Obvious tag comes on in relief source: motherjones.com \| share:	79
		Because they're hot, hot, hot? source: vox.com \| share:	28

Fri January 27, 2023
		You know how some people get really, really defensive when you say something about them that's just a little too true for comfort? Joe Kennedy does source: foxnews.com \| share:	59
		Inside the Brazilian WhatsApp group working to get the word out about the "true story" of conman George Santos source: motherjones.com \| share:	39
		In case you missed it, an asteroid almost hit the Earth yesterday, you probably would have noticed if it hit source: npr.org \| share:	14
(Some Guy)		Army Corps of Engineers releases renderings of a potential sea wall to protect the West Side of Manhattan against storm surges from climate change, seeks Snake Plissken's input source: thecity.nyc \| share:	54
		DOJ stops Iranian backed hit squad that tried to kill Iranian dissident on US soil source: justice.gov \| share:	74
		Today's Santos lies brought to you by Vanity Fair source: vanityfair.com \| share:	47

Thu January 26, 2023
		For a cool $13 million you can buy Radio Island in New York harbor - free of pesky neighbors with the exception of one giant copper lady with a torch source: messynessychic.com \| share:	14
		Sucks to be wealthy NYC apartment owners using Airbnb if city enforces its new law against short-term rentals, about 10,000 listings could be wiped off the platform by the end of the year source: theguardian.com \| share:	27
		Hulk Hogan sent out a Tweet telling everyone he was out of toilet paper, and needed some help soonish. Sounds like he was full of shiat source: foxnews.com \| share:	21
		New York City courthouse gets a statue of RBG to pay tribute to her and her fight for abortion, critics wonder about the tentacles she has for arms source: twitter.com \| share:	189

Wed January 25, 2023
		"The department said there was a partial match "to a 1947 case centered around 34th Street in New York City." It said it would need more DNA samples "from other known Santa encounters to make a definitive match" source: apnews.com \| share:	27

Tue January 24, 2023
		Philly needs lifeguards so badly they are reportedly hiring people who can't swim. The is not a headline from The Onion source: phillymag.com \| share:	59
		NYC Mayor Adams finally remembers the Brooklyn Bridge is a bridge and not a bazaar source: nyc.streetsblog.org \| share:	12
		So Soros hates Fox News so much he targets a weatherman and not the hosts of Fox & Friends, or Tucker or any of those other jerks source: mediaite.com \| share:	48

Mon January 23, 2023
		The Merriam-Webster wordle of the day is 'nearly impossible' as in: "They expect you to solve four of the goddamn things simultaneously" source: pcgamer.com \| share:	22
		Here's looking at you, anniversary. "Casablanca" opened 80 years ago today source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	58
		I spent $1,244.22 on 464 slices of pizza, and all I got was this dumb interview source: slate.com \| share:	13
		"Former counterintelligence head in FBI's New York office arrested for alleged money laundering, violating sanctions on Russia." Hey, wasn't that the office that kept leaking Hillary Clinton investigation info to Giuliani in 2016? source: msn.com \| share:	99
		George Santos is a Lumberjack and he's Okay source: foxnews.com \| share:	76

Sun January 22, 2023
		New York Subway weather forecast is partly crowdy with a chance of a hail of blows source: nypost.com \| share:	52

Sat January 21, 2023
		Acclaimed star of "Hannah Montana" television series resists calls to resign from political office source: businessinsider.com \| share:	148
		Fyre Festival fraudster is at it again, kinda source: nbcnews.com \| share:	30
		NY bans Tide source: yahoo.com \| share:	18

Fri January 20, 2023
		'This is not an employee choice': The CEO of Morgan Stanley says employees can't simply choose to work remotely. No, but they CAN choose not to work for you if you don't offer it, as you are about to find out, Boomer source: msn.com \| share:	57
		George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go source: businessinsider.com \| share:	43

Thu January 19, 2023
		Just one? source: futurism.com \| share:	6
		Every lie told by George Santos, if that is even his real name source: msn.com \| share:	69
(Some Guy)		WeDontWork source: investing.com \| share:	10
		College is getting easier and easier thanks to ChatGPT source: cnn.com \| share:	121
		Trump: Of course I didn't sexually assault E. Jean Carroll, because she's not my type. Also Trump (when shown a picture of E. Jean Carroll): That's Marla, yeah. That's my wife source: mediaite.com \| share:	126

Wed January 18, 2023
		It seems like all of NY is waking and baking source: nypost.com \| share:	40
		Another protest planned for conman George Santos' passport to be revoked amid fears he might try to reclaim his king's throne in a different country source: abc7ny.com \| share:	59
		Another protest planned for conman George Santos' passport to be revoked amid fears he might try to reclaim his king's throne in a different country source: abc7ny.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)		For some reason, there's been a "high volume" of requests to illuminate this water tower source: forsythnews.com \| share:	36
		Fo shizzle my nizzle: We all knew Snoop Dogg would bark his way into the Songwriters Hall of Fame one day, if he beat the murder rap, with lyrics like that source: superthrowbackparty.net \| share:	12
		Ace Frehley of KISS has his old house now available to rent on AirBNB. Now you too can rock and roll part of the day, and still get a reasonable night's sleep source: metalinjection.net \| share:	23
		We hold these truths to be self-evident: Shut up, honky. On this day in 1975, The Jeffersons premiered source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	39
		Chicago is running a contest for naming six snowplows. It's limited to Chicago residents, but Subby is pulling for DA PLOW source: nbcchicago.com \| share:	86

Tue January 17, 2023
		Soon you'll be able to get a new kind of shot in NYC bars, but with extra narcan source: gothamist.com \| share:	21
		The totally real and completely legit Devolder Organization, the supposed source of Rep. Santos' wealth, just changed its address from that of a closed medical office in FL to a much more respectable PO box at a Mailboxes Etc source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	58
		Toronto zoo offers passive-aggressive way to call out that special asshole in your life source: cp24.com \| share:	29

Mon January 16, 2023
		Tesla prices crashing just like their cars source: axios.com \| share:	66

Sun January 15, 2023
		In honor of the anniversary of the 'Miracle on the Hudson', here it is as it unfolded 14 years ago source: abc7ny.com \| share:	26
		"Westerncore" is the hottest urban fashion trend due to "Yellowstone," ushering in a whole new wave of people who need to be kicked in the nether regions source: theguardian.com \| share:	137
		George Santos: I've got an MBA from the NYU Stern School of Business. NYU: No, you don't source: yahoo.com \| share:	129

Sat January 14, 2023
		Musical "Here Lies Love" to debut on Broadway. Subby had to sit through quite a few musicals in his life, this is the only one he truly enjoyed source: pitchfork.com \| share:	14
		Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane's ashes scattered at his favorite NYC spots, including where the famous orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. In related news: Customers at Katz's Delicatessen told not to ask about what's in the pepper shakers source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	15
		It's a wicked pisser trying to find a public toilet in New York City source: thrillist.com \| share:	69
		Netflix unplugs Uncoupled source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	11

Fri January 13, 2023
		Maybe if George Santos is shamed into resigning from Congress, Anthony Devolder can replace him. After all, Devolder has an impressive résumé that includes -- hey, wait a second source: mediaite.com \| share:	70
		Five famous artworks that were accidentally hung upside down while on display. Examines photos Meh, they're probably better that way source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Thu January 12, 2023
		If only we were all Steve Bannon's lawyers source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	72
		Nassau County GOP calls for George Santos to resign after lying about being a star volleyball player at a collage he didn't attend because apparently the GOP draws the line at volleyball source: rollingstone.com \| share:	66
		Embattled Rep. George Santos: "If 142,000 people ask for me to resign, I will resign". You know what to do New Yorkers source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	106
		George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	78
		This... this... this is just hard to swallow source: bonappetit.com \| share:	33
		"Living in New York is now healthier" is something you probably never thought you'd read but here we are source: cnbc.com \| share:	9
		New York looking to break a record by having mounds of grey sludge melting on the sidewalks later than any other year source: thrillist.com \| share:	5

Wed January 11, 2023
		The No Pants Subway Ride in NYC has been canceled again. Probably due to no fun pants-on-head types source: thrillist.com \| share:	59
		Universal Studios announces a kid-themed amusement park to open in a Dallas suburb. Isn't every amusement park kid-themed? source: wfaa.com \| share:	26
		Now that the GOP has got what it needed out of "George Santos", disowning him like a campaign promise source: axios.com \| share:	151
		Not just gas stoves. New York to ban all gas appliances. Subby is glad he doesn't live there as his gas-powered XQJ-37 Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker is used daily source: eenews.net \| share:	325
		People who are constantly late aren't rude assholes. They're just "listening to their internal clock." You know, just like antix-vaxxers aren't clueless morons, they're just "letting their bodies be in charge" source: npr.org \| share:	34

Tue January 10, 2023
		George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		If you left your pressure cooker on the PATH train to the WTC today, NYPD would really like to have a word with you source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	26
		Babies Я Us begins gestating again in New Jersey mall. Pretty sure this is the latest reboot of "The Omen" source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		Be a social omnivore. Have your cake and eat it too source: treehugger.com \| share:	13
		Sadly, it's not the street ball source: thetakeout.com \| share:	13
		Federal judge blocks key provisions of New Jersey's gun law, something about Governor Murphy totally stepping on the state's constitutional rights source: gothamist.com \| share:	66
		Pizza Hut's big 90s menu item has returned, yeah yeah yeah. It's not small, no no no source: thetakeout.com \| share:	24
		Apparently God didn't help Mike Pence's book sales source: forbes.com \| share:	90
		Now that Covid vaccines will be going private, they will will be going up in price. From $16 for the first dose purchased by the government to boosters at $26 to $110 when it's commercially distributed source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	42
		What are the green lanterns outside NYPD precincts? Maybe Batman had the night off and they're filling in? source: pix11.com \| share:	43
		Looks like Francis Ford Coppola's 'Megalopolis' might be mega-screwed source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	52

Mon January 09, 2023
		Happy "Start Entirely New Piles of Crap on Your Desktop" Day source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	24
		Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame source: msn.com \| share:	56

Sun January 08, 2023
		Can you set up a GoFundMe to get money for the prison commissary? Um...no reason, just asking source: npr.org \| share:	43
		Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City source: cnn.com \| share:	38

Sat January 07, 2023
		Cage the Elephant singer caged for possessing illegal firearms source: consequence.net \| share:	15

Fri January 06, 2023
(Black Enterprise)		Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself source: blackenterprise.com \| share:	47
		"Real Housewives" star to spend 6 and a half seasons in an "Orange is the New Black: remake source: nbcnews.com \| share:	16
		"The officer was suspended without pay after the video went viral." because the problem was that he was noticed, and nothing else source: vice.com \| share:	130
		Your cooking is making your kids sick and not (necessarily) because of those silly designer-chef frou-frou recipes or boxed mail-order meals source: theguardian.com \| share:	45
(Some Guy)		In NYC, no one can hear you Stomp source: headtopics.com \| share:	27

Thu January 05, 2023
		Joe Rogan's kooked-up listeners are now searching NYC's East River for valuable woolly mammoth tusks source: pix11.com \| share:	37
		Something even embattled Republican Congressman George Santos is having trouble lying about: the wild drama about where he's living source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	46
		There's a little Ted Cruz in Eric Adams and yes I am not doing phrasing anymore source: nypost.com \| share:	34
		The Kraken variant comes ashore in the UK to wipe out thousands with its Covid tentacles. If only we had a bivalent Jaeger vaccine. But the pilot needs Idris Elba to slap him around.... and this metaphor has gone off the rails source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	39

Wed January 04, 2023
		You dirty rat source: cnn.com \| share:	28

Tue January 03, 2023
		New York officially solicits bids for three full-fledged casinos for NYC. No word yet from Robert DeNiro about reprising his role as a manager for one source: gothamist.com \| share:	14
		Legendary rodeo clown Flint Rasmussen ready to put on cowboy clown boots for NYC because the rodeo is at MSG, just hopes that naked cowboy in Times Square stays away from the arena source: gothamist.com \| share:	4
(Cheapism)		Here's the most hilariously expensive food items you can buy including a $75 cup of coffee in San Francisco source: blog.cheapism.com \| share:	36
		Sir, this is not a Wendy's drive-thru source: fox5ny.com \| share:	15

Mon January 02, 2023
		"At Fairhaven High, 'the most beautiful classroom' in America looks just like it did in 1906" which is really interesting because who knew they had flat panel HDTVs back then source: southcoasttoday.com \| share:	45
		Forget what you've heard about dirty Jersey being an environmental cesspool, its just started up the largest offshore wind manufacturing plant in the US source: gothamist.com \| share:	41
		Ten Underrated Craft Beer Cities To Visit In 2023 source: uproxx.com \| share:	20

Sun January 01, 2023
		Failure fails again, by throwing a New Year's Eve media party that nobody showed up for. What a loser source: businessinsider.com \| share:	116
		NY approves human composting. First arguments over who has to turn over Uncle Phil's compost heap pending source: detroitnews.com \| share:	28
		Monstrous creature rebels against Dr. Frankenstein. This is not a repeat from 1818 source: mediaite.com \| share:	101
		Suspect shot by police after attempting to go full Highlander near Times Square source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	64
		Happy New Year, everybody source: apnews.com \| share:	396

Sat December 31, 2022
		It still has Dick Clark's name on it but it is hosted by Ryan Seacrest. Will the bands be awesome? Will the ball drop nicely? It's the Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest, starting at 8:00 PM ET on ABC source: usmagazine.com \| share:	53
(Some Guy)		Pennsylvania6-5000 has been permanently disconnected source: newyorkyimby.com \| share:	36

Fri December 30, 2022
		That should come in handy source: boston.com \| share:	12
		Almost feeling guilty New York GOP almost calls for Rep.-elect George Santos to resign ...ALMOST source: gothamist.com \| share:	63
		New York State Police's next move: Rook to Buffalo source: foxnews.com \| share:	29

Thu December 29, 2022
		No lie, here's the complete list of NY Rep.-elect George Santos' lies, deceptions and fabrications. That we know of. So far source: gothamist.com \| share:	104
		The era of legal, recreational weed sales begins in NYC ...even though you've been able to get it on any block like forever source: gothamist.com \| share:	47
		George "Pathological Liar" Santos used the alias "Anthony Zabrovsky" on a charity GoFundMe page source: thehill.com \| share:	69
		NIAGARA FALLS. Slowly it froze... step by step, inch by inch source: bbc.com \| share:	30

Wed December 28, 2022
		You know what, you've read about this before, but why the fark does McCarthy want this job? source: politico.com \| share:	83
		NYC launches study to 'reimagine' the Cross-Bronx Expressway so it can be better. Subby, who's gotten so many flat tires over the years because of potholes will save them some time: Nuke it from orbit source: gothamist.com \| share:	40
		I'm another sign of the end times, fraudulent Four Seasons enthusiast demands to be declared 'most honest man in America' source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	80
		There used to be tens of thousands of prostitution arrests annually in New York City. Now, practically nothing source: gothamist.com \| share:	109
		The 45 biggest food trends of the past 45 years. Suffice it say subby is batting 1.000, old, fat, unrepentantly loves bacon. Thank you for your support source: foodandwine.com \| share:	44
		George Santos is actually the perfect poster child for the modern GQP: Power-hungry, unbound by ethical considerations, and willing to say or do anything, no matter how vile or underhanded, to win source: msnbc.com \| share:	98
		What you need: 1. Bagels source: saveur.com \| share:	16
		At one point in a debate with his Democratic opponent Robert Zimmerman, Jew-ish Republican George Santos cut in and asked, "Do you have an honest moment inside of you ever when you're campaigning?" The clip has not aged well source: mediaite.com \| share:	133
		Yo Gabba Comrade tears into 'George Santos' during Fox interview: "Do you have no shame?" source: thehill.com \| share:	152
		FTX founder meets with author of "Big Short" and "Moneyball" as he pivots from Crypto Billionaire to "Please, give me a book deal" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	6
(Erie County, NY)		Did you lose a car in the snowstorm in Buffalo? Here's where you might find it source: www3.erie.gov \| share:	34
		Luka Doncic proved on Tuesday night that he is not of this earth as he records the first 60/20/10 game in NBA history source: sportsnet.ca \| share:	41

Tue December 27, 2022
		Congressman-elect Santos (lia-R), if that's his real name, faces increasing calls to resign source: msn.com \| share:	155
		The Carlos Correa sh*tshow is the gift that keeps giving; he is refusing to restructure his NY Mets contract (which wasn't even signed, but Cohen's public comments locked his numbers in), now three teams are pursing Correa source: sportsnaut.com \| share:	18
		NYC Catholic priest and brother of mob boss died in October, leaves $7 million estate to his son. Wait, what? source: msn.com \| share:	42

Mon December 26, 2022
		LI Rep.-elect George Santos is embarrassed, admits that he lied on the campaign trail about his education and work experience. More likely embarrassed at getting caught source: nypost.com \| share:	286
		The city with the most handsome men is Seattle, followed by San Francisco, Washington, D.C., and Boston. What say you, Farkettes? source: yourtango.com \| share:	38
		Why cities in the US are sick of paving paradise and putting up parking lots source: theguardian.com \| share:	160

Sat December 24, 2022
		After 600 days on strike, this is the second Christmas that Alabamians won't get coal in their stockings source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
		Attention city-dwellers. You shouldn't live in a city unless you really, really want to be there. And you need to be willing to show that you are. So start acting grateful, or GTFO source: slate.com \| share:	145
		Let's see, we have bomb cyclones, massive blizzards and freezing temps across most the country... what else could go wrong? Mother Nature: "How about we flood New York and New Jersey?" source: bbc.com \| share:	39

Fri December 23, 2022
		The weather is getting so bad out there that whales are washing up on shore pre-exploded source: newsweek.com \| share:	25
		Apparently, wokeness has turned New York into "Weed City". Duuude, that sounds awesome. I'd like to partake in some wokeness, please source: foxnews.com \| share:	72
		So it turns out the North Shore Leader was all over Santos' being "a Fabulist - a Fake..." who makes "fantasy claims and lies to everyone." But it got lost in all the attention being paid to the Governor's race source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	47
		Fire aboard Staten Island Ferry in New York harbor, nearly 600 passengers evacuated by same ferry company that saved Captain Sully source: gothamist.com \| share:	22

Thu December 22, 2022
		Targeting a former Sears, locals are betting that the addition of a casino will lead to an increase in mall foot traffic. No word if the maintenance department will exclusively have Craftsman tools source: recordonline.com \| share:	32
		Bear snatches box of bagels from woman's porch, returns 30 minutes later to ask for a schmear source: upi.com \| share:	6
		Wayne Coyne says Flaming Lips could not handle people playing "Do You Realize?" at funerals. "Oh no, we're not that sort of group" source: yahoo.com \| share:	20

Wed December 21, 2022
		Hooray for Jerseywood? source: yahoo.com \| share:	21
		Western Kentucky is looking to top South Alabama. The Jaguars are looking for their first ever bowl victory, and can do that against the Hilltoppers. It's the only bowl game on Wednesday, the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, at 9:00 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	5
		Pot meets kettle source: audacy.com \| share:	8
		Having obtained full consent, Virgin hopes to achieve insertion in January source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		You win $1.6 million with a royal flush at a progressive poker table. What do you tip the dealer? Apparently $77,000 source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share:	51

Tue December 20, 2022
(Some Guy)		Do you know how the Romulans call a Quarter Pounder with cheese? source: redshirtsalwaysdie.com \| share:	37
		"Almost Famous" almost closed after almost seven weeks source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	30
		Today in cyber-dystopia: Facial recognition tech used by MegaCorp to ban all employees of enemy NationalLawFirm from all holdings of MegaCorp, including restaurants and Christmas shows source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	193
		You might say there's no such thing as COVID, but as for me and Grandma, we believe source: cnn.com \| share:	82
		Goodnight Moon has been putting kids to bed for 75 years. Although The Wire did it better, of course source: npr.org \| share:	44
		MTA project that was launched in the 60s, stopped in the 70s, relaunched in the 90s, re-relaunched in 2001 with completion promised for 2011 but delayed over a decade, is finally ready to...hang on, there's been another delay source: gothamist.com \| share:	24

Mon December 19, 2022
		Ex-felon turned bishop who was famously robbed at gunpoint during a televised church service last year is now a future felon as he's facing federal theft and extortion charges related to allegedly cheating parishioners out of their savings source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	43
		GOP Rep-elect George Santos is either a huge liar or was sent back in time to stop Richard Nixon's head and the upcoming robot uprising source: yahoo.com \| share:	44
		George Santos' opponent says he warned everyone the guy was imitating Catch Me If You Can source: semafor.com \| share:	27
		About 3 months too late, the NY Times gets around to checking the resume of a now-NY Congressman-elect and finds no record of his claimed work history, his education, the animal rescue charity he claimed to run, his company, or his real estate source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	109
(Some Guy)		My god, it's full of SARS: Covid deaths undercounted by an order of magnitude on the African continent source: bu.edu \| share:	37
		11 drinks that dominated 2022, or a Farker's typical afternoon. Fake because only 11? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	13

Sun December 18, 2022
		Ok, who placed an order of roasted bell peppers to go? source: news4jax.com \| share:	12
		Students at expensive New York university occupy campus, demand A-grades and TotalFark for everyone source: msn.com \| share:	101

Sat December 17, 2022
		Gordon Ramsay's Times Square bland fish & chips shop, reviewed. For tourists, "combination of identifiable food celebrity and wholesome, if boring, food might be just the thing. Even with browned, skin-on fries that look good but taste mealy" source: ny.eater.com \| share:	23
		Big Apple sliced by alarming 37% increase of fatal slashings, stabbings source: nypost.com \| share:	63
		The party of family values everybody source: msn.com \| share:	74
		"Joe Biden" brand cocaine? C'mon, man, nobody's gonna buy that. Everybody wants at least the "Hunter Biden" stuff, or if they can afford it, the "Don Jr." brand source: nypost.com \| share:	33

Fri December 16, 2022
		Toronto proudly announces that it scored source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	32
		"Fool us 1,438 times, and it may finally be too much" modestly suggested by the NY Post source: yahoo.com \| share:	53
		Goldman Sachs to lay off up to 4,000 people. Season's Greetings source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	23

Thu December 15, 2022
		George Costanza is alive and well and living in London source: msn.com \| share:	37
		Oh nothing, just Sean Hannity and Sen. Kennedy talking about and admiring the size of another man's balls source: mediaite.com \| share:	34
		Newsmax anchor: American Girl is so "woke" that I couldn't find a single doll that looked like my precious little (white) girl. The Internet: Dude, white dolls are 90% of their inventory, and you can LITERALLY order one that looks EXACTLY like her source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	72

Wed December 14, 2022
		Can't improve on this headline: Nation Forgives Harvey Weinstein After He Gets Really Good At Football source: theonion.com \| share:	34
		Republicans now just openly discussing how they function like a criminal organization source: yahoo.com \| share:	76
		Julius' Bar granted historical landmark status for being one of NCY's first gay establishments, inventing tasty orange drink source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	24
		Grant Wahl died of a broken heart at the World Cup source: cbsnews.com \| share:	22

Tue December 13, 2022
		Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award source: 6abc.com \| share:	43
		Everybody knows that the will was loaded, every lawyer lies with his fingers crossed, everybody knows that we got f*cked over, everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the kids stay poor, the rich get rich source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	8

Mon December 12, 2022
(Some Guy)		Old and busted: Banning private jets. New hotness: Banning private helicopters source: jacobin.com \| share:	39
		Kamala Harris pumps up the Bass source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		Herb Deutsch, co-inventor of the Moog synthesizer, has passed away at age 90. Worf inconsolable source: consequence.net \| share:	46
		Hizzoner Eric Adams took his first three paychecks in cryptocurrencies. Let's see how that's working out for him source: slate.com \| share:	58

Sun December 11, 2022
		New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid source: audacy.com \| share:	56

Sat December 10, 2022
		Hard to Port source: cnn.com \| share:	15
(Heisman)		So, who do you have winning the Heisman Trophy? Stetson Bennett? Max Durgan? C.J. Stroud? Or Caleb Williams? Tune in to find out who wins it at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN source: heisman.com \| share:	19
		Warning if you bring your child into Manhattan today to see Santa as he may be drunk off his elf source: abc7ny.com \| share:	32
		Warning if you bring your child into Manhattan today to see Santa as he may be drunk off his elf source: abc7ny.com \| share:	32
		Oh no. Anyway source: msn.com \| share:	117
		Masks are back, baby source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	101
		Escape from New York source: fox9.com \| share:	9

Thu December 08, 2022
		Like, totally bogus, dude source: msn.com \| share:	33
		Don't want to harsh your mellow but 420 shut down until next year source: 6abc.com \| share:	24
(Some Guy)		Conjunction junction he no longer functions source: nexttv.com \| share:	12
		Yeah, we all shine on... source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	28

Wed December 07, 2022
		Barstool Sports star Francis Ellis offers a fair and balanced assessment of Fox News during a hot-mike moment: "They're just trafficking in hate" source: mediaite.com \| share:	59
		Well yeah. You're killing for two now source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	4
		NYC rats don't believe in professional courtesy source: patch.com \| share:	12

Tue December 06, 2022
		Have you heard about Caroline's comedy club closing? Do you know about this? Have you heard about this? Wow, what a great audience source: nypost.com \| share:	11
		Ok Fark, you know your duty source: 6abc.com \| share:	23
		Remote office workers refusing to return to the office are killing Downtown and Central Business Districts, according to Downtown and Central Business District building and business owners source: businessinsider.com \| share:	39
		Ants have nipples source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	17
		Next "Ghostbusters" movie gets a director. In other news, there's going to be a next "Ghostbusters" movie source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	114
		♫♪Bahp Bahp Baaahhh♫♪ source: yahoo.com \| share:	17
		Man arrested for bringing nunchucks in carry on bag at LaGuardia airport. To be fair, nunchucks are one of the more effective tools for defending against NYC rats source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Mon December 05, 2022
		King of Staten Island abdicates to Kings County (Brooklyn) source: nypost.com \| share:	13

Sun December 04, 2022
		He's got 99 problems, but a birthday ain't one. Happy 53rd birthday to Jay-Z source: en.m.wikipedia.org \| share:	16
		Adams: NYC needs better transit in time for the 2026 World Cup. MTA: Best we can do is 2037, but we're already meeting FIFA corruption goals source: nypost.com \| share:	40
		House for sale: 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, baseboard heat, full basement, one owner source: foxnews.com \| share:	98
		NASA running out of bandwidth to talk to all their deep space missions source: space.com \| share:	17
		Yeaaaah.....that's not happening source: foodandwine.com \| share:	63
		Please, PLEASE give him a vasectomy while he's there source: cnn.com \| share:	61

Sat December 03, 2022
		Involuntarily commitment could be the tool needed to clean up city streets, politics tab source: sfist.com \| share:	136
		This collection of sleeping animals is why the D'Awww tab was created source: boredpanda.com \| share:	13

Fri December 02, 2022
		With Hakeem Jeffries in charge, CNN does it's usually headline about Democrats in...array? source: cnn.com \| share:	132
		Homeland Security says terrorism won't take a holiday source: thehill.com \| share:	42
		Time to wear the original black source: tmz.com \| share:	22
		Believe It or Not, Believe It or Not museum in Atlantic City will close source: 6abc.com \| share:	23

Thu December 01, 2022
		Bette Midler admits to being a Farker source: nydailynews.com \| share:	22
		It's not really Christmas in New York until Rochester lights the Genesee Keg Tree source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	12
		NYC is looking for a director of rodent mitigation. The rat czar should be a swashbuckling person with a crafty humor, a general aura of badassery and a virulent vehemence for vermin source: pix11.com \| share:	64

Wed November 30, 2022
		"BRING. the. JETS. HOME" source: msn.com \| share:	15
		Zach Wilson is taking his, errr, leaving your ball and going home source: totalprosports.com \| share:	42
		Air BnB is going to bring that same happy party atmosphere to your apartment complex as it has for all of our neighborhoods. Enjoy source: cnbc.com \| share:	25
		Tampa Airport has a giant Flamingo statue that needs a name. You know what to do Farkers source: wfla.com \| share:	104

Tue November 29, 2022
		Dallas considering ban on public, private gas-powered lawn equipment, driving stake into Heart of Big Oil source: cbsnews.com \| share:	130

Mon November 28, 2022
		Happy 72nd to Ed Harris, who has looked his age for the past 30 years source: imdb.com \| share:	33
		Natural Christmas tree or artificial? CNN asks the question, now FIGHT source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		Nothing says "freedom" like your mom spending $300 a day to have you deprogrammed by a tennis coach for having feminist ideas source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	84

Sun November 27, 2022
		Customer breaks jar of salsa. Does the clerk: A) Grab a broom and dustpan to clean up the mess? B) Put a "Wet Floor/Piso Mojado" sign over the broken jar? C) Grab her gun and shoot the customer? Difficulty: Texas source: 1031kcda.iheart.com \| share:	137

Sat November 26, 2022
		NYC restaurant owner credits Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs with saving his business, and not by covering the spread source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	17

Fri November 25, 2022
		The world's skinniest skyscraper is almost complete, already fat-shaming its neighbors source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		Hooters girls in London called "tacky" and "awkward" for performing in an American accent, people of London unaware the point of Hooters is to be tacky and awkward while eating terrible overpriced food source: nypost.com \| share:	86

Thu November 24, 2022
		The new reality of New Yorkers who had pot convictions opening pot shops and having their records clean is just settling in source: politico.com \| share:	27
		Your dog does not want turkey, please compost Thanksgiving leftovers source: gothamist.com \| share:	15
		What will the best floats be? Which bands will be the best? Any other surprises that the parade has? It's the 2022 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, beginning at 8:45 AM ET on NBC and streaming on Peacock source: usatoday.com \| share:	43

Wed November 23, 2022
		New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs nation's first cryptocurrency mining ban so the industry's environmental impact can be studied source: gothamist.com \| share:	99
		Always make sure you've not packed your live cat before checking your luggage at airline counter source: nbc-2.com \| share:	46

Tue November 22, 2022
		As God as my witness, I thought chocolate turkeys could fly source: silive.com \| share:	4
		Happy birthday to two of subby's long-term crushes, ScarJo and JLC source: imdb.com \| share:	26
		Today's Slatesplanation: The biggest challenge facing Nancy Pelosi's successor. No, not Democrats in disarray. Well, no more than normal, anyway source: slate.com \| share:	96

Mon November 21, 2022
		Likely to fall into a food coma after arguing with a drunk uncle on Turkey Day its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss movies/TV seen this week. What've you been watching? LGT Thanksgiving Films. What did they miss? Which did you like? source: purewow.com \| share:	23
		There's rebelling against your family, and then there's this asshole source: nypost.com \| share:	48

Sun November 20, 2022
		Yeah, they're going to get right on that. Any day now. Any. Day. Now source: msn.com \| share:	3
		Members of master race fail to master 7 proxies source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Fri November 18, 2022
		Watertown NY mayor has plan to freeze homeless people source: wwnytv.com \| share:	62
		Sorry, but we've got to raise the cash bridge toll to an eye-popping $17. Why? Ah, inflation... yea ... that's the ticket. Inflation source: nj1015.com \| share:	57
		Talk about a buzz kill source: msn.com \| share:	14
		Man enters NY Times' HQ with an ax and sword, presumably to hack up their Gutenberg printing press and execute all the carrier pigeons source: politico.com \| share:	38

Thu November 17, 2022
		Owners of "The Watcher" beg police to watch their house source: foxnews.com \| share:	6
		Nice car. Did it come with a turn signal? Feds deem New Jersey's highway safety messages are too Jersey source: inquirer.com \| share:	44
		Submitter is going out on a limb here but he's guessing "sex" source: nypost.com \| share:	32
		Lorne Michaels turns 78 today, finally matching the current number of SNL cast members source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	12
		Brooklyn Public Library's most borrowed book is wild source: npr.org \| share:	9
		Big Apple commuters finally have something good to growl about source: foodandwine.com \| share:	6

Wed November 16, 2022
		After finishing last in the AL Central, the KC Royals celebrate their 65-97 record by planning to build a new stadium in downtown Kansas City source: kmbc.com \| share:	61
		As pickleball increases in popularity, doctors report rise in number of Pickle Incidents source: wibw.com \| share:	63
		Can't improve on this shade: "Florida Man Makes Announcement, page 26" source: nypost.com \| share:	224

Tue November 15, 2022
		Holy roller sending asylum seekers from Texas to Philadelphia on a bus as Jesus commanded. Gritty will watch over them and mold them into the leaders of tomorrow source: 6abc.com \| share:	32
		Michigan man is now hated by vast majority of New Yorkers. No, not Kid Rock source: cbsnews.com \| share:	41
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	82
		A look at why it's cheaper to fly in the US than take a train source: jalopnik.com \| share:	63
		Google fined nearly 0.16 percent of its 2021 profits for blatantly and repeatedly tracking users without permission. That'll show 'em source: bbc.com \| share:	7
		Republicans have found their civil war enemy and it is a) radical socialist Democrats, b) Antifa, c) the GOP source: axios.com \| share:	117

Sun November 13, 2022
		New York is about to screw up legal weed the same way that California did source: politico.com \| share:	24

Sat November 12, 2022
		You are NOT reading this from one of these 10 Zip codes source: cnbc.com \| share:	30

Thu November 10, 2022
		Mariah Carey announces televised Christmas special. All she wants for Christmas is your soul source: deadline.com \| share:	26
		COVID Winter is Coming: booster take rate is low, test tracking is no longer useful, and antibodies are not effective against the latest Omicron strains source: statnews.com \| share:	166
		Small-town tree leaving today. It's gonna make a brand new start of it, then find that it's lumber one. Practically anywhere. New York, New York source: dailygazette.com \| share:	36
		Happy birthday Tracy Morgan who's still living every Shark Week like it's been impregnated source: imdb.com \| share:	7

Wed November 09, 2022
		Will Donatello get snubbed? Can Leonardo handle the heat in Qatar? It's the USMNT World Cup squad announcement, live on ESPN2 at 5:00 pm ET source: cbssports.com \| share:	31
		Are you a Californian looking to relax and enjoy a nice flavored tobacco product now that the election is over? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD source: time.com \| share:	179

Mon November 07, 2022
		Monday Night Football sees Raven travel South to the play the Saints. Will Baltimore beat New Orleans or will Saints march to victory? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	472
		Trumpet sales in Queens expected to remain strong for the next five years source: espn.com \| share:	3

Sun November 06, 2022
		Was it a D-cell? Those can be pretty nasty if you huck them hard enough source: nypost.com \| share:	8

Sat November 05, 2022
		Biden "ain't buying" what the hand-wringing media is selling source: apnews.com \| share:	216
		Now that the NYC subway system's problems with violence, filth and corruption have been solved, who's up for bingo? source: cbsnews.com \| share:	20

Fri November 04, 2022
		Candy Crush Saga drone show lights up NYC skyline. King Kong dies of diabetes source: pix11.com \| share:	22
		Degrassi reboot Batgirled by HBO Max, which had ordered 10 episodes before going into cost-cutting mode source: variety.com \| share:	18

Thu November 03, 2022
		I hate NJ Nazis source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	75
(Some Guy)		Campaign? In our moment of triumph? source: nysfocus.com \| share:	68
		Two of rock and roll's greatest living legends announce co-headlining tour source: consequence.net \| share:	67
		NY Republican gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin secures the all important Naked Cowboy endorsement source: foxnews.com \| share:	53
		New York approach, this is the personal flying copter thingy requesting 500 AGL obstruction of Class Bravo .. Hey, what's that building in front of source: amny.com \| share:	36
		New York City requires job postings to list salary ranges for transparency. Result: businesses list ranges like "0 to $2 million" source: vice.com \| share:	27

Wed November 02, 2022
		Ray Walston would have been 108 today. Aloha, Mr. Hand source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	29
		Kathy Hochul falls behind Lee Zeldin in key poll source: nypost.com \| share:	32
		The Staten Island Ferry project is sailing along as smoothly as one would expect source: the-sun.com \| share:	15

Tue November 01, 2022
		BBC creating fake Americans to figure out how fake information is spread source: apnews.com \| share:	29
		Ohio looks to make noncitizen voting illegal, undocumented migrants still good for cheap labor not an issue source: apnews.com \| share:	53
		The New York Post hack was an inside job source: theguardian.com \| share:	33
		In a world where Companies keep salary secret, it's easy to underpay people, especially women and minorites. That world is ending - Welcome to Pay Transparency source: axios.com \| share:	26

Mon October 31, 2022
		NY gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin's campaign clarifies that 'people should not be holding signs' that call Gov. Kathy Hochul the c-word source: amny.com \| share:	23
(Some Guy)		Suddenly, all the Farkers decided to move to the New York after it was announced that residents could earn money by drinking beer source: wpdh.com \| share:	27
		The Raines Sandwich was invented to skirt Prohibition, though nobody in their right mind would eat one source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	18
		John Fetterman's disastrous performance in last week's PA Senate debate has given Mehmet Oz a unique opportunity to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Which Oz is seizing with both hands source: thehill.com \| share:	167
		If it walks like a loser, talks like a loser, AND looks like a loser...it just might be one source: thenation.com \| share:	38

Sun October 30, 2022
		Happy 83rd birthday to Grace Slick. Hopefully she feeds her head with birthday cake source: en.m.wikipedia.org \| share:	27
		What lies beneath NYC's Washington Square Park? Just the secrets of the 20,000 dead bodies buried there source: nypost.com \| share:	85

Sat October 29, 2022
		Oh, you New York Post 😏 source: nypost.com \| share:	59
		Today's "what ever happened to?" article is about that relic of a simpler, more optimistic time: the World's Fair source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	75
		The odds of this happening are one in 331 billion. And yet it did source: nypost.com \| share:	212

Fri October 28, 2022
		Apparently this Mondrian painting was accidentally flipped for 75 years ...and we are living upside down source: theguardian.com \| share:	77
		New York Board of Elections now investigating whether NY gov candidate Lee Zeldin improperly coordinated with two Super PACs that have spent millions on anti-Kathy Hochul ads source: news.yahoo.com \| share: