headlines found matching 'New York City' NEW To Fark? Find Out HOW TO FARKX
| Thu May 24, 2018 |
 |
|
Can the Warriors be Road Warriors and win on the road to break the series tie? Or will the Rockets win at home and make the Warriors the one with a problem? It's your Game 5 WCF thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT
|
 |
|
Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday
|
 |
|
Car2Gone
|
 |
|
The creator says the small, rented private airport spaces are workplaces, not phone booths or sex dens. Maybe he didn't say the last part, so, maybe they are
|
 |
|
Liquor and whores, liquor and whores, I spent your money on liquor and whores
|
| |
|
Tittysprinkles
|
 |
|
Jeff Goldblum happy to be an old dad with his kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. Next kid to be named Sea Low? Veronica Lake?
|
| |
|
Here are the most popular passwords of 2017. HA HA I CAN TYPE IN MY PASSWORD 1234pa$word and all you see are asterisks
|
| |
|
Relationship expert suggests that women about to face another awkward time in the bedroom apply the Sandwich Rule to get what they want from their man. Aww yeah, sandwiches
|
| |
|
Over a million Virgins in Australia are about to lose it overnight
|
 |
|
Bury Indiana
|
| |
|
Apparently death camps were really bad places
|
| Wed May 23, 2018 |
| |
|
Kevin Federline now wants $60,000/month (up from $20,000) child support from Britney Spears. Everyone on planet Earth: Leave Britney alone
|
| |
|
ABC takes a bite out of The Chew, and spits it out
|
 |
|
This will never be as popular as Banksy
|
 |
|
The best beer gifts for Father's Day. Any others?
|
 |
|
Jets co-owner and chairman Christopher Johnson announces that he will cover any of his players' fines should they decide to kneel during anthem
|
 |
|
If you're still in L.A. on Wednesday and planning on going out of town for Memorial Day weekend, then you might as well cancel your plans
|
 |
|
♪ Writer man, writer man, doing the things a writer can. What's he like? It's not important. Writer man. Is he a hack, or is he a wreck? How does he earn his sad paycheck? Nobody knows, writer man. ♪ This is your Fark Writer's Thread, TMBG edition
|
| |
|
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
|
 |
|
Check out North Brother Island in New York City, abandoned over 50 years ago
|
| |
|
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
|
| |
|
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
|
 |
|
President Donald Trump to CBS journalist:"With my attacks on the press I discredit you all and demean you all, so when you write negative stories about me no one will believe you"
|
| Thu May 10, 2018 |
 |
|
"Wearing a MAGA hat is just like being openly gay in the 1950s," claims echo chamber of idiocy Gavin McInnes
|
| |
|
"Mike Flynn took our money," claims (A) Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak, (B) Turkish leader Recep Erdoğan, (C) Rapper Ice Cube. Wait... it's always C, right? So how can it be C? Ok, what the fark, people?
|
| |
|
"I'd like to break this. Do you have anything smaller?"
|
 |
|
Laura Ingraham accuses the media of embarrassing itself
|
 |
|
Since he just drew blood, the knives are now out for Avenatti
|
| |
|
"Like a bloated, portly fake billionaire rolling off a hooker after a hot 45 seconds of passionate sex, Donald Trump's ardor for Rudy Giuliani seems to have cooled"
|
| |
|
Confused tourists are asking Notting Hill bookshop so many questions about the movie that they've put up sign disowning it: "This is not the shop from the rubbish film. So don't ask. We don't know where it is either"
|
 |
|
Giuliani today disagrees with Giuliani yesterday
|
 |
|
Vanessa Trump, Wild Thing
|
| |
|
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
|
| Sat May 05, 2018 |
 |
|
It was nice knowing you, NYC restaurants, but you've just been hit by the "minimum wage bomb." Good luck, we're all counting on you
|
| |
|
Spring sale: Blac Chyna's club appearance fee drops from $30,000 a night to $2,000. Book now
|
| |
|
Teen complains after mother cuts her monthly allowance from $5,000 to $1,000. Life is tough in Beverly Hills
|
 |
|
Don't know why, Trump can not do but lie, Stormy Daniels
|
 |
|
So why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo anyway?
|
| Wed May 02, 2018 |
| |
|
China does things like Scientologists in that there "hit" movie about how great China is involves mostly tickets being purchased by party members. Everybody has now been fooled, I'm sure
|
| |
|
After being punished by the Yankees on Tuesday night, Astros reliever Ken Giles took matters into his own hand, punching himself in the face on his way to the dugout after giving up the go-head home run in the top of the ninth inning
|
 |
|
Cheers creator explains why there won't be a return to the bar despite success of reboots like Roseanne. "The cast is too old, how about that"
|
| |
|
While class clowns' playful behavior may have amused their classmates in early elementary school, they plummet to the bottom of the social circle by third grade, a new study has found. Drew inconsolable
|
 |
|
Study found MDMA was an effective treatment for some PTSD patients, despite side effects that included anxiety, headache, fatigue, muscle tension, insomnia, and a mistaken belief they knew how to dance
|
 |
|
Is it possible Melania only stays with Donny in order to get citizenship for her parents? If they become citizens, will she dump the Big Fat Cheeto and write a tell-all book?
|
| |
|
Michael Cohen affiliated cab companies including Smoochie Cab Corp., Lady Laura Hacking Corp. and Mad Dog Cab Corp owe the state of New York $280K in back income taxes
|
 |
|
Trump's crack legal team are at an extreme disadvantage when trying to negotiate with Mueller because some of what Mueller is investigating is highly classified, and the only member of Trump's team with a security clearance quit two months ago
|
| |
|
Girl who stabbed her lover five times during sex while wearing clown make-up is jailed. Remember, never stick your dick in crazy
|
 |
|
Kim Kardashian's BFF Jonathan Cheban earns the 'Douchebag of the Year' award after he scoffs a plate of $1000 gold hot wings
|
 |
|
Congressmen claim they are homeless in DC because they just can't afford to rent a room on their paltry $174,000 a year salary
|
 |
|
Out of all the things to worry about in this world, beware the men who secretly leave the bathroom without washing their hands
|
| |
|
Lion tries to open a can of tourist bites
|
| |
|
Woman who never smiled or saw a dog has been memorialized in L.A. park
|
| |
|
Study finds half of Americans feel alone most of the ... hang on, let me check my phone
|
 |
|
Justin Timberlake and four old guys got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
|
 |
|
Since Trump and Hannity don't pay Michael Cohen for his lawyering, how does he pay the bills? Helping people who run insurance fraud scams. Because of course he does
|
| Tue May 01, 2018 |
| |
|
Russia now is using a T1 series Terminator which looks like a lawnmower that ate a submachine gun brrrrburp
|
| |
|
The iceberg plan from Brewster's Millions becomes real life
|
 |
|
During a newspaper strike in 1978, several NY Times photographers took photos of average New Yorkers enjoying the parks as a project with the city parks commissioner. Those pictures were then packed away and not seen again - until now
|
 |
|
Three towns in Vermont are responsible for a quarter of all speeding tickets in the state -- including the one town that happily enforces a 25 mph school zone limit near a school that closed three years ago
|
 |
|
Head of Scott Pruitt's 30-man security detail and TOTALLY legitimate businessman Pasquale "Nino" Perrotta, has decided to step down from his position ahead of an expected grilling by the House Oversight Committee
|
| (Vicejay) |
|
Farker's food bank is having its annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser. Adopt a $5 duck for a chance at $5k, round-trip airline tickets, a year's worth of fried chicken, and other fabulous prizes. (Link goes to duck page, DIT)
|
| |
|
So, this motorcyclist rides into a bar
|
| |
|
"Yo, dude, a little help here?"
|
| Wed April 25, 2018 |
| |
|
Wax Melania unveiled. I think. Maybe it was the real one posing as a statue
|
 |
|
Perhaps the DNC wouldn't be so broke if it wasn't paying nearly $2m to Onward Together, Hillary's Super PAC
|
| |
|
Ignoring the lead paint, mold, broken elevators, leaky roofs and rats, top NYC housing official says the city's public housing is "beautiful"
|
 |
|
An oral history of the creation of "Avengers'" climactic Battle of New York with Joss Whedon, Kevin Feige, and many, many others
|
 |
|
New York bringing back a tired, old guy way past his prime. Amazingly, this does not involve the New York Jets
|
| |
|
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
|
| |
|
The custody battle between A.J. Delgado and Jason Miller is the stuff of courtroom drama; "He talked about Kellyanne Conway's shriveled-up fun bags"
|
 |
|
Another day, another GOPer thinking Clinton and Comey need prosecuted
|
| |
|
And now we're having a debate over a gynecologist's statue
|
| Thu April 19, 2018 |
| |
|
Wall Street 'Fearless Girl' statue being moved to a new location. And that's no bull
|
| |
|
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
|
| |
|
While The Simpsons didn't predict Barbara Bush's death, they changed her negative opinion of the show, all because of a letter from Marge Simpson, in which Barbara politely responded to
|
 |
|
H. R. McMaster's dad "fell," "hit his head," was "put in a chair," and "died under suspicious circumstances." If you have free space, that's a bingo
|
 |
|
Here are what some major tourist attractions really look like, so prepared to be disappointed
|
| |
|
NYPD Sex Trafficking Tip Hotline has been providing the wrong phone number in all ads and media for 2 years. FARK: No one noticed until a reporter called the number
|
| Tue April 17, 2018 |
| |
|
It looks like Elvis' granddaughter, now 28, was a lucky winner in the genetic lottery
|
 |
|
"He is survived by his 3 children: Force, Olympia and Minty"
|
 |
|
The #MeToo movement reaches the world of rodeo clowns
|
| |
|
John Stamos has a kid, Famous Amos who is big on cookies
|
| |
|
Who could be influencing the use of porn? Could it be... SATAN? The Vatican thinks so
|
 |
|
"And if you look out the aircraft window on the left side, you'll see where we used to have an engine"
|
| |
|
"♪♪ New York, New Yoooork., what a wonderful town ♫". Except for the mice who carry previously unseen viruses as well as bacteria capable of causing life-threatening human illness
|
 |
|
Slate writer discovers the least viral YouTube video of all time ... wait, no, scratch that
|
 |
|
New York will remove statue of Doctor Who and you're already screaming "Don't Blink"
|
| |
|
Elon Musk fires all the robots and hires "humans" to get his Teslas finished. Seems risky
|
| |
|
Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside
|
 |
 |
Apparently, People Are Getting Injections to Make Their Nipples Look Like Kendall Jenner's
|
| |
|
Russian sex guru and his followers show up in Thai court claiming to know about 2016 U.S. election interference. Sure, why not? We've had everything else
|
 |
|
Alcohol plus axe throwing? What could possibly go wrong?
|
| Fri April 13, 2018 |
| |
|
Man "rescued" after a night locked inside a bar. Wow, Drew is looking pretty good for his age
|
 |
|
Man who just moved to New Jersey 10 months ago wins $533 million record lotto jackpot, largest ever in New Jersey. Still lives in New Jersey
|
| |
|
Fishy odor; cottage-cheese consistency; green, yellow and frothy; cloudy and yellow; red or brown. Do any of these sound familiar?
|
 |
|
Town elders from "Footloose" reappear in NYC suburbs, saying ain't no way them lewd and sinful arcades will set up shop in their town, nosirreebob
|
| |
|
Are you micro-aggressive?
|
| |
|
Cohen the Fixer also negotiated settlement for RNC deputy finance chair who impregnated Playboy model
|
| (Some Guy) |
|
"From Chevron's perspective there's no debate about climate science," said Theodore Boutrous Jr., declaring that humans are indeed playing a significant role in causing climate change
|
 |
|
No probation for you
|
| |
|
Charlie Rose broken and alone. Well, except for his housekeeper, and Isabelle Rossellini and fawning reporters. Only able to move among his five mansions and 10-to-20 high-class restaurants
|
| |
|
Charlie Rose broken and alone. Well, except for his housekeeper, and Isabelle Rossellini and fawning reporters. Only able to move among his five mansions and 10-to-20 high-class restaurants
|
| Wed April 11, 2018 |
 |
|
Alabama evangelist and Fox News contributor Acton Bowen actin' guilty, jailed on child sex charges involving young boy
|
 |
|
Is that a museum in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
|
 |
|
WILL the Pirate Princess make Lacey Evans walk the plank? ARE Moss & Sabbatelli licensed to operate Heavy Machinery? WHAT will the fallout be from TakeOver? Wrasslin' Wednesday starts @8pm ET on WWE Network
|
| |
|
Former Playboy bunny, 83, becomes world's oldest lingerie model
|
| |
|
After Tristan Thompson is caught 'cheating' on Khloe Kardashian, the pregnant reality star's entire family unfollows him on social media. Well, that ought to show him
|
 |
|
Have we humans thought our cunning artificial intelligence plan all the way through? What will happen when they get depressed and have hallucinations and start wrecking the place?
|
| |
|
Meghan Markle's father Thomas gets his very own royal 'throne'
|
 |
|
Josh Rosen thinks we should nuke Mars
|
| |
|
Katharine McPhee stars in new role she was born to play, "Waitress"
|
| |
|
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
|
| |
|
Michael Cohen denounces jackbooted FBI thugs as "respectful" and "courteous" agents who knocked on the door instead of storming the office
|
| |
|
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
|
| |
|
According to Alan Dershowitz, Mueller violated Michael Cohen's constitutional rights by seizing his records. Article to the left, expert legal analysis by Fark's constitutional scholars to the right
|
| |
