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Thu June 17, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Faux News has spent more than twice as much airtime covering the NJ school district that dropped names of holidays from its school calendar as the DOJ spying on Democrats
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New text messages show how the cult of scientology stalked Leah Remini and one of the Fly Girls
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A little old man wouldn't give a thief his coffee money, so the guy stole the old man's cane instead. New York City is back, baby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I got 99 problems, now driving won't be one
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Wed June 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♩ "New York, New York, it's a wonderful town. ♩ The Bronx is up and the Battery's down. ♩ The people ride in a hole in the ground. ♩ New York, New York, it's a wonderful town" ♩
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ricky Schroder fights for right to prove he is an idiot (among a sea of idiots)
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Giant waterslide called 'High Anxiety' at NJ waterpark lives up to its name, goes up in flames
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Tue June 15, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Apparently this guy takes his fun VERY seriously
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
What is the best US state to live in? Survey says .... You have got to be kidding me
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Danny Glover is not too old to make an endorsement for NYC mayor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda has apologized for something
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Lisa Banes is gone girl
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reading the room, Morgan Stanley CEO says he will be "very disappointed" if US workers are not back in their Manhattan HQ by September. In other news, more flexible banks around NYC prepare for an upgrade in talent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reading the room, Morgan Stanley CEO says he will be "very disappointed" if US workers are not back in their Manhattan HQ by September. In other news, more flexible banks around NYC prepare for an upgrade in talent
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Now open: New York
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(Some Spy Guy)
 
 
 
Do you like Dippin' Dots? Enough to break into a store through the ceiling to steal some?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former NYC police commissioner warns of 'murican summer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang: 13%
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Mon June 14, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York to throw ticker tape parade to honor essential workers. Parade to honor sanitation workers who have to clean up all that crap still unscheduled
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1968, Dr. Spock was illogically convicted for helping draft resisters live long and prosper
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(SILive)
 
 
 
If you misplaced your dead bear on Staten Island, the NYPD would like to have a word with you
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(The US Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Today, June 14 2021, is President Donald J. Trump's 63rd birthday. Still 6'3", 200 lbs, and bench-pressing 375
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Sun June 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans are buying lipstick and condoms. Don't kink shame
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In addition to Steve Rogers, MCU birthday wishes also to Quicksilver, Darcy Lewis, Erik Selvig, and Wanda's twin sisters
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"Happy 70th, John-Boy." "Happy birthday, John-Boy." "Congratulations, John-Boy." "HBD, John-Boy." "That's a lot of candles, John-Boy." "Enjoy your cake, John-Boy" "Have a great one, John-Boy"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers have forgotten that Montana has a winter
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the MCU's first Captain America who is 40 years young today
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Sat June 12, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The One With the Most HBO Max Signups
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
City tries to sell a storage building, accidentally sells off its water tower
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Clarence silenced
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Even bears go to malls in NJ
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey School District removes all holiday names from school calendar and replaces them with "Day Off" so as not to offend anyone. Ferris Bueller is totally stoked
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
22-year-old Tesla driver tries to avenge farmers' markets by crashing into a senior citizen assisted living community
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So what I get out of this is that Fox News host Tammy Bruce finds horses sexy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Raiders of the Lost Ark turns 40. Indiana Jones still has no effect on the outcome of the plot
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Well what do you know? Turns out all those flexible non-employee Uber and Lyft drivers also enjoy the flexibility of not driving for Uber and Lyft
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio introduces ranked choice pizza topping voting, leaves out pineapple
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mentally ill teenager from Canada who plotted terror attacks with an FBI agent online stuck in the same Supermax as El Chapo with no psychiatric treatment, is isolated 23 hours a day and due to shackles, "he has to kneel like a dog to eat," Murica
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Thu June 10, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Got reckless driving?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're going to run for mayor of New York City, it probably helps if you actually live in New York City
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Curtis Sliwa just lost the NYC mayor's race
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The rough reality of adopting a pandemic dog
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Wed June 09, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Earthquake hits New Jersey. Does several dollars' worth of improvements
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"You sonofabiatch, I'm in (the movie theatre)"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't listen to the restaurants that say they're struggling to find enough workers - the restaurants that have raised wages and added benefits like paid sick leave are all doing well
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New poll finds New Yorkers would still vote for Andrew Cuomo over generic Republican candidate in 2022
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(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Coin sells for $18.8mn. Suck it, Bitcoin
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The evil opposite of Elvis, the Anti-Elvis, turns 60 today. Still has no Elvis in him
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Tue June 08, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cuomo says if New York can get to 70% vaccination, the state will go back to normal. You know, corruption, handsy governors, and piles of taxpayer money set ablaze
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Employers expect 2/3 of Manhattan office workers to be back after Labor Day. Stay tuned for the follow-up where employers are complaining workers would rather quit then have a two hour commute again
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
♬ Foo Fighters are taking music back to the Garden for the first full capacity concert in 15 months
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Another deadlier Covid wave coming this summer, especially for the unvaccinated and those who only got vaccinated once? Data and peer reviewed studies say
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ransomware attacks hit Congress
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
♬ Here's the story of a lovely lady who is all grown up and moving out of her New York City condo for $1.8 million
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(Some Mook)
 
 
 
Let's spend a day at the beach in '73 NYC. We can build a sand castle or play in the abandoned cars
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York considers resurrecting the great American tradition of trust-busting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If this state senator has his way, all bicycle riders, even children, will need to be licensed to ride on NYC streets. I didn't even have a wallet when I was 12
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The CDC fears the U.S. isn't ready for another pandemic. Not that we were ready for the last one
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Sat June 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC bar owners remain frustrated that they have to keep their pandemic hours because they won't pay enough to get people to work for them
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump condos going for bargain prices because no one wants to live in them
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Fri June 04, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Carnies steal trailer loaded with 14 guns
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mob attacks Police Officers and Faux News is suddenly concerned
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Thu June 03, 2021
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
How a 45-year-old bureaucratic formula is warping local government COVID relief grants
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? You practice like this 3-year-old piano prodigy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Noooo. Long time NY Knicks announcer Marv Albert has called his last Knicks game
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
You'd think a lawyer would be smart enough to not admit his client committed crimes before he became president, but then again, we're talking about Rudy Giuliani
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(Slate)
 
 
 
These three Uber drivers aren't making more despite the outrageous price hikes
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump promoted Kodak and gave them a sweet contract to produce vaccines that didn't exist? Yeah, well the NYAG does and she would like to inquire about some insider trading
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm 21 and live in a 72-square-foot NYC apartment that costs $1,345 a month. Here's what a day in my life looks like"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another day, another hate crime in NYC
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Amazon won't test employees for cannabis use as your purchase of a resin pouch and Magic Flight Launch Box with orbital bubbler already told them you like weed. Alexa, 5lbs of giant cinnamon gummies stat, you farkin' traitor
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, a concrete truck stuck under a bridge. In New Zealand
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Tue June 01, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
In what was ground zero for the Covid-19 pandemic in the US, New York City has for the first time reported zero new deaths from the virus
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
In what was ground zero for the Covid-19 pandemic in the US, New York City has for the first time reported zero new deaths from the virus
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
France to send US new Statue of Liberty... most likely inscribed with "Did my older sister farking stutter?"
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(History 101)
 
 
 
#58: The Ship Hotel
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Where have all the Uber drivers gone now that the pandemic is ending?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
People are doing drugs in New York City's Washington Square Park, according to New York Post reporter Ric Romero
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is dumpster diving saving the planet?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
O Captain! My Captain! Gavin MacLeod shuffleboards this mortal coil at age 90
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Fri May 28, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Tunnel to escape from NY, or NJ, gets federal funding. Yeah, I think we should nuke the region from orbit too but apparently there is too much money involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York City's "billionaire's row" will be home to a homeless shelter
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump fans unveil huge 'Trump Won, Save America' banner at Yankee Stadium, discover New York is not pro-Trump
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(Variety)
 
 
 
NBC scatters Debris to the wind
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
Oh great, now we get to brace ourselves for the attack of the vengeful mini-lungs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump's one night visit to NYC for a UFC fight cost $250k, hamberders not included
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Central Park Karen sues former employer for wrongful termination based on race and gender. Ironic tag explodes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Four
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: They're not serious
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Wizards and Sixers start things off at 7:00 PM ET on NBATV. On TNT we have the Hawks and Knicks at 7:30 PM ET and the Grizzlies and Jazz at 10:00 PM ET. The NBA Playoffs continue and so far it has been exciting
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Let's type "Chinese Wuhan virus emergency" where it should say "coronavirus emergency" on these eviction notices and see if anyone notices. Since you're reading this here, well... you know
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bannon's attorney Bob Costello says judge's decision to dismiss the criminal charges due to the President's pardon was correct because Bannon "has never been found guilty of anything, and he's not guilty", forgetting the "pardon implies guilt" part
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Are you looking for an "insane" castle in upstate New York formerly owned by Yankees legend Derek Jeter? Today is your lucky day
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
New Era unveiled their Local Market MLB caps today, and the reviews are in. Spoiler: they have since un-unveiled them
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Tue May 25, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like NYC is back to pre-pandemic levels
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wants trucks and SUVs rated for Killing Pedestrians. Presumably, also for potential Blood and Gore, Drug and Alcohol Use, Language, and if you are doing something right, Mature Sexual Themes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Listen: Scientists record humpback whales singing off New York. No word whether it was Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra tunes
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Mon May 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ad capacitatem C patefacio catholica ecclesiis, in New York City
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Candy shop cashes in on the Brood X Cicada invasion with chocolate covered cicadas
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The brand-new, $68 billion city of Greater Springfield, Australia, wants to become the next Silicon Valley. Well, OK. But you have to take all the tech bros and neckbeards, too
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden to create a way to funnel even more money from blue states to red states
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Well, we're all pretty much doomed now
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Gritty reality reboot of "Kotter' officially launching this fall
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Sat May 22, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC's Plaza Hotel reopens. Still not yours but there's a Motel 6 on the other side of the Lincoln Tunnel you can probably afford
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Al Franken's 70th birthday. He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Maybe she was just going to return the money in about two weeks
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A brief history of gasoline: A century and a half of ass or grass. Everybody lies freely
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon's Prime Now fast delivery app is then
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYPD guy claims he was drunk at 1/6 riot and didn't know he was in the Capitol building
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
"I want to sign with the Knicks." "But I prefer Los Angeles." "OK then, I will sign with the Lakers"
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Marco ... Polo ... Marco ... Polo ... Marco ... Polo ... Dang that's a big cargo ship
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Thu May 20, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google to open its first retail store in New York City. Instead of a Genius Bar, they'll feature a Graveyard
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Another one going down to prison town: Trump Organization CFO also now under criminal tax investigation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember Tumblr? On this day in 2013 Yahoo bought it for $1.1B. Remember Yahoo?
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnd...here come the potential hurricanes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amateur Bitcoin traders describe the horrors of the recent selloff. "I woke up at 4 a.m. I checked Robinhood, finally went back to sleep, woke back up again, checked Robinhood, and then I got on Reddit"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face: "Unvaccinated Americans Twice As Likely To Feel Comfortable Ditching Masks"
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Wed May 19, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ political corruption, summed up: "What exactly is a bribe?"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
NY AG: "We would like to join the suit against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman." .. Federal judge: "Please proceed"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to run a $2M COVID unemployment scheme, do not post about it on social media with pictures of you holding wads of cash
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
New Yorkers finally realize that if you move to the suburbs, you can't walk to the corner to get an onion
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So you're telling me that Detroit is not in ruins and everyone in Houston doesn't dress like a cowboy?
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(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Last summer was a bust for travel, but this summer should be all-clear for vaccinated Americans at least here in the U.S. So, where to go?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an annual migration as old as time, a flock of braying spiteful geese have migrated North for the summer, to spread hate and feces all over their ancestral golf course
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(Vice)
 
 
 
We need to take suburban food more seriously
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Miss Grace Jones turns 73 today. A list of her greatest hits to the left, why the list fails to the right
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How a New York City restaurant loses money on a $14 sandwich
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Tue May 18, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Philadelphia loses race for Amazon HQ2 because A: They're not offering good tax incentives? B: The infrastructure is inadequate? or C: The CEO is a Giants fan?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In announcing his candidacy for governor of NY, Andrew Giuliani essentially offers The Divine Right of Kings as his qualifications for the position: ""I'm a politician out of the womb. It's in my DNA,"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NPR's 'On the Media' host Bob Garfield fired over allegations of bullying. No word if listeners will start returning all those tote bags
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
"Can a boy kicked off the Duke golf team grow up to run the Empire State? Can the spawn of a senescent fascist enabler redeem the family name in Albany?" P.S. Duke sucks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen. The pilot has turned on the No Snorting Cocaine Sign and would like to remind passengers that sexually assaulting or threatening other passengers is not allowed
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Mon May 17, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
At least Governor Cuomo didn't shout "free at last!" when announcing NY state will follow CDC guidelines and lift Covid restrictions for the fully vaccinated. Women in his office are advised to remain socially distant
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Autonomous ship to travel from Plymouth, England, to Massachusetts, hopefully without "accidental decimation of the local population" this time around
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Charlie Hurt sneaks in a Tareyton cigarette commercial plug under the radar while explaining the pros and cons of headbutting a horse
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Giuliani says he has nine to eleven reasons to dispute the 'legality' of the DOJ investigation of his corrupt acts of treasonous activities with foreign agents before the court appoints a special master
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(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Best Damn Jazz Album of all time. Miles Davis: Kind of Blue
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Runners, lace your sneakers and stretch your quads, the NYC marathon is back. Or, if you are like most of us here, remember to tune in so you may watch the race from your couch
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 59th to Craig Ferguson who still has chunks of guys like James Corden in his stool
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
For the first time in a year NYC subway riders once again have the option of getting attacked by deranged people 24/7
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Castle owners are massing with torches and pitchforks on Lord Bezos' estate in favor of higher taxes on castle owners
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Even rightwing propaganda mills recognize indictments are coming for Trump
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Hugs are coming back -- but some don't like them. "Hugs are such a physical violation of your entire body, and how to just bowl someone over is completely the worst kind of rude"
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to open a Harry Potter store in NY, then of course you have to have a Butterbeer Bar
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Heavily armed and dangerous gang banned from all pride events in NYC until 2025 at the earliest
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Sat May 15, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For those keeping score at home, it's now Yankees 8, Covid 19
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
ECW Legend New Jack, 58, is with the angels, now... and he's slicing their heads open with a cheese grater and a kendo stick. Who let that psycho past the Pearly Gates?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: "Harassment is not making someone feel uncomfortable". Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Too late
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Police looking for two men who slashed at least three people on NYC subway. As expected, no one saw a thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unmasked, do not harass the masked
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Decency Day, so let's all take a moment to be kind to each other, to show respect to other people's points of view, and to appreciate how wonderful Subby is for posting this headline
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
While filming Scorsese's Killers of the Flower Moon you don't have to tell Robert De Niro to break a leg, he just does it. He's that good of an actor
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Thu May 13, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper finds Warhol in his garage
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA creates an award for dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes every night
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't know that in New Jersey there is a dreamy and glamorous world of post-vaccinated senior living
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Despite Fark votes, 7-11 did not chart
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
ICE lied about Covid-19 outbreaks at detention centers
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When headlines collide: Times Square shooting suspect arrested after he and his girlfriend ran out of gas in Florida
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the living hell of Joe Biden's America, where gas, bullets, and Chick-Fil-A sauce are rationed
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Wed May 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The founder of the world's largest architecture firm has passed at 85. Some say he built a legacy, others say all he had was plans
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(TSN)
 
 
 
When Quinn the ex-coach gets here, analytics gonna run to him
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Jason Biggs is 43 today. But are all those candles on pie or cake?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's smoke bomb fails to go off in gun violence hearing, has to use cover of "I have to attend another hearing" to escape
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. According to one of the NYC mayoral candidates, the median price for a home in Brooklyn is around $100,000. Hurry up and grab one before they're all gone
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
91-year-old Zabar's lox whisperer gets his long overdue honors, with schmear
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wawa looking to hire 5000 people, man that's one giant convenience store. Also there will be both signing and Covid vaccination bonuses
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYC libraries to finally reopen. Book it. Done
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYC libraries to finally reopen. Book it. Done
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Passengers will soon be able to get vaccinated on the NYC subway as long as they remember to keep their Six. Six. Six foot long, social distance
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"It's absolutely true that you can run a market without a trading floor," said the president of the NYSE. But we have a bell. And it's iconic, so we will be in person
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
As restaurants open up, here's 10 new menu items worth your while
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Things the Covid-19 pandemic ended that hopefully don't come back. Less hugs more handwashing
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Sun May 09, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
And this is why we'll never get rid of COVID
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Sat May 08, 2021
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
They'll be dancing in the dark, remembering the glory days, if this brilliant disguise hits their hometown, if the backstreets become badlands. And where will the Boss be? At least some were born in the USA. It will take the power of prayer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge insults morons
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Fri May 07, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Laissez les bons vaccines rouler avec écrevisse
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The bodies of nearly 750 NYC victims of COVID remain in trailers along the Brooklyn waterfront more than a year after they died. Well waterfront property is valuable, no wonder they don't want to leave
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Proving that the horse racing industry shouldn't even exist at this point, jockeys are boycotting races in NJ due to a "don't abuse your horse" rule
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After meeting Epstein, Melinda went home and locked up the kids
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
'I say, let's play polo' - 'But the horses are sick.' - 'Grab your car keys & follow me'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angry birds, California-style
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump screws Rudy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Back when I was kid in the 20's, we used to not have school when it snowed." "Wow, grandpa, that must have been awesome." "It was, kid, it truly was"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
♫ See the lights go back on on Broadway, the Empire State no longer laid low
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans now 'salivating' over chance of taking the House in 2022 due to the many Democratic departures. Frothing even over it
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(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
Get vaccinated at Citi Field, and watch the Mets lose, all in one shot. Bah dum tss
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(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
Get vaccinated at Citi Field, and watch the Mets lose, all in one shot. Bah dum tss
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC reports more progress against leading parasitic infection in US women
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 51st to Will Arnett. "Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office (BLEEP)ing, or finger(BLEEP)ing, or (BLEEP)sting, or (BLEEP)esting, or even (BLEEP), even though so many people in this office are begging for it"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's like the Creed Thoughts bit from The Office, only involving someone more pathetic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This 68-mile Neon is the last Plymouth ever built and it could be yours
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hot mess with vocal fry makes a hot mess using comedic knife skills
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It takes a threesome to replace Samantha on the 'Sex in the City' reboot
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer planning on making it legal at the end of the month
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman who assaulted and attempted to strip a flight attendant proclaims "The police aren't going to do anything to me." Off-duty NYPD officer seated nearby: "Challenge accepted"
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Attractive Nuisance Falls claims its first victim of 2021
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
N.J. to drop most COVID restrictions May 19th. Still no cure for N.J
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
The city that never sleeps will be waking up to 24/7 subway service in two weeks
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Speculate all you want about her roles and parts but Christina Hendricks is a confirmed 46 today
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Three-Michelin-starred restaurant in Manhattan, where dinner for two can easily make you drop $1,000, is now cutting meat and fish from their menu and going plant-based. Seems reasonable to eat crap you can grow in your backyard
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With Cuomo mired neck-deep in a series of ugly scandals, the NY GOP has their bst chance in decades to retake the governor's mansion. All they have to do is put forward an ethically spotless, moderate Republican
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman uses an NYPD officer to try and convince Ryan Reynolds to hire him for Deadpool 3
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Happy 90th birthday Empire State Building. You don't look a day over 75
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More wonderful news from the biggliest most wonderful 2017 Tax Scam
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dukakis will never ride in a tank, or win another Oscar, ever again
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Fri April 30, 2021
(AM New York)
 
 
 
As Covid restrictions loosen in New York, Citi Field and Yankee Stadium will soon be allowed to bring in more fans. Mets expect no change in attendance
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Proposed bill aims to purge 2.3 million New Yorkers' voter registrations. Oops, I'm sorry. I meant criminal records
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you hate having to take long walks from the bathtub to the kitchen because you forgot your glass of wine? If so, do I have the apartment for you. And it's just $2,500 a month
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Willie. Guessing your cake's an edible too
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bridge troll outraged at Biden's humanitarian goals
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Andrew Giuliani blames Hunter Biden and his magic laptop for Rudy being an alleged traitor in connection with a criminal probe into his dealings in Ukraine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NYPD puts down their robotic dog for being too aggressive. Major unavailable for comment
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's neighbor gives an impromptu press conference that's straight out of Seinfeld
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
10 places where you wouldn't want to live
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In all fairness, a meth addict is far less likely to pull you over during a traffic stop and they rarely carry guns or have badges
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Another N.J. college to require students to get COVID vaccine. Thanks Drew
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Gandolfini played Tony Soprano one final time to help lure LeBron James to the
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Feds execute search warrant on Giuliani's crypt
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(News One)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker: "B-b-but what about the GOOD parts of slavery? Why aren't we teaching our kids about that?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bird smuggler caught after someone heard the hair curlers around his legs chirping and singing
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(VegNews)
 
 
 
Nathan's Famous joins the vegan movement, will offer free vegan dog to curious customers at its restaurants
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Tue April 27, 2021
(WKTV Utica)
 
 
 
Stealing moisturizer and women's underwear from Walmart is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Officer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Columnist who obviously hasn't listened to Howard Stern in about a decade complains he has gone soft
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Meet up and engage in "mutual combat"? That's a stabbing
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Every Beastie Boys album ranked. But let's be honest. There's really no bad Beastie Boys album
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Mon April 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does Schrödinger's renting a new office in a Times Square office building while simultaneously at their current location mean their tenancies are both alive and dead?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MIT study says ride-sharing ls lyfting traffic numbers and making congestion uber-worse
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
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(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
Rand Paul, who apparently has a fourteenth-century understanding of infectious disease, excretes more weapons-grade Stupid into the public realm
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Father pulls 9-year-old daughter out of $43,000/year private school and moves to Florida to avoid having her hear about Black Lives Matter. "First and foremost, neither I, nor my child, have 'white privilege,' nor do we need to apologize for it"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Supreme Court will hear a major NRA-backed gun rights case over a 1913 statute that limits New Yorkers from carrying concealed handguns while in public. Way to read the room guys
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Carol Burnett. We're so glad to spend this time together
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple building a $1bil, 3,000-employee campus in the Raleigh, NC, Research Triangle area mostly to remind Duke of how much they suck
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Sun April 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: 7-year-old boy saves his allowance for new fishing rod. Still not news: He takes it out to try his luck. Fark: He lands 83-pound catfish
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Some funny, some poignant, some subby did not get, and some...POW. Right in the feels. Students design post-pandemic New Yorker covers
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Sat April 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay is taking things up a notch for the next season of his reality show
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Name one
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Fri April 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate to meet rising demand, Uber and Lyft are resorting to *gasp* paying drivers more money
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
C'mon, that's only four corruption cases on the city council in two years. You make it sound like we have a problem when it's a strictly isolated incident that comes up again and again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protestors remember to vandalize the Maine in NYC
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Your $300 iKeyboard from last generation won't work in that shiny new iPad Pro. Suckers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ultimate Florida Man can't take the heat, moves to New Jersey
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cocaine shmocaine, or words to that effect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fine. I'll just create my own lottery with blackjack and hookers. You know what, forget the blackjack. And the hookers. And the taxes
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Fair Use still has a posse)
 
 
 
To Eruptions of applause, the Second Circuit ruled that a museum's Use of a copyrighted picture of some guitar-playing guy's guitar to promote a museum exhibit on guitars was Fair. So Jump on down to the Mean Streets of Panama for an Ice Cream, Man
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(Some Pink Flamingos)
 
 
 
Happy 75th birthday to the sickest movie director of all time. OF ALL TIME. And that's just Devine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nathan's Famous is bringing back unlimited 5-cent hot dogs to Coney Island and you're already headed to the subway. Tag to remind you to bring your jacket, it's cold this morning
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
If the menu in your favorite eating place looks a bit different on your post-covid return, there's a reason why
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The entire U.S. housing market has essentially become one massive and ongoing game of musical chairs, and the only question that remains is who's gonna be standing when the music stops. I bet it's the big banks this time
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(Some Dave Who Isn't Here, Man)
 
 
 
Hey, here's a handy, dandy alternative to your local Officer Not-So-Friendly precinct
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Rocket City Trash Pandas CEO resigns before team's Opening Day to spend more time buying and relocating another team
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rich Brooklyn Heights people problems, residents terrorized by serial flowerpot thief
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
I'll follow the line around the Hall of Biodiversity and around the American forests maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I get my Covid shot under the whale at the Museum of Natural History. From hell's heart the nurse stabs at thee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Scott Rudin's role as executive producer for What We Do in the Shadows under intense scrutiny for what he's done to actors in the shadows
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan to double down on blackjack, possibly fire trucks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Our favorite foods to put chee on
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Flying electric ferry could revolutionize travel provided the startup can source the 5,000 lbs of pixie dust required for each flight
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Tue April 20, 2021
(CDLLife)
 
 
 
Ok, you've got it...come on, keep going, wait, a little to the right...ok...oh fark...UGGHHH
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I think I might need to spend less time on Fark, because at a first glance I thought this headline was telling me that the NY teachers' union was backing a stripper
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Jersey adding a "Who's askin'? What are you, the gender police? I got your gender identity right here pal" option to drivers licenses
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
New Jersey man dies in Pennsylvania skydiving accident creating possible skydiving fatality trifecta
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The post-Citizens United landscape: since 2009, $1 of every $13 in political donations came from just a dozen people; and the top 100 ZIP codes, less than 1% of the population, accounted for 20% of political groups' fundraising
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Peter Luger Steak House will open its Tokyo branch this September. Of course it's rare - it's the first location outside New York since it first opened in 1887
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Mon April 19, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC is expanding the Javits Center "just in time to see the absolute collapse of the convention and trade show business," says pessimist who thinks it will be 2020 for the next 25 years
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Stalker arrested at Taylor Swift's New York building, not Becky's
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Why in Sam Hell would I go to 'Chick-Fil-A' if I want chicken in New Orleans?"
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Fri April 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Human sacrifice, NYC reeking of legal weed and crawling with unstable potheads, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria, like the author of this opinion piece
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Thu April 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Or employers can offer a wage that would make people want to work for them but that's just crazy talk
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
20 years ago we lost Jeffrey Ross Hyman, AKA Joey Ramone, to lymphoma. I wanna be sedated
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boba shortage not feted
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two horses killed in Belmont Park fire. Ralph Cifaretto unavailable for comment
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Buffy is 44 summers old today. HBD Sarah Michelle Gellar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Child actress recalls disturbing aftermath of film's success. It's the NeverEnding Story
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Tue April 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is that cocaine in your pants, bra, buttcrack, thigh, and arms, or are you just happy to see me?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooo
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(BK Reader)
 
 
 
Secret society operating under cover of darkness since 1848 begrudgingly comes out of the shadows after shoddy builder bungles construction on clubhouse
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson is dating his celebrity crush, after dating all yours. He's also funnier than you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo already violating Fox News' sometimes policy against partisan political activities by being keynote speaker at Mar-a-Lago fundraiser
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, wanna blow a Qanonite's spine out their ass? Forward this article and ask if they want to rejoin reality now that Trump's admitted he's not the president anymore
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Taco Bell opens the first digital-only U.S. location in Times Square for that truly authentic Big Apple experience
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Pornhub now has its own line of spray paint in the site's signature orange. If they need a spokesperson who likes young women and the color orange I know a guy in Florida who has a little time on his hands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay but like I mean are there really any symptoms you should ignore though? That seems like kinda a given
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
*NYC opens up again* ♫♫ Don't bother, they're here ♫♫
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
NYC subway ridership exceeds two million a day for first time since the pandemic started. Still no cure for the homeless guy taking a 2 on the 2 train
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Screw your bad year and self-pity. Have you ever thought of the poor New York dance club owners (Disclosure: blah blah blah)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Electric, autonomous cars - this is the Huawei
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
IBM spinoff company to be named Kyndryl. The name is inspired in part by "tendril", which means "parasitic creeper". Sounds about right
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'White Lives Matter' rallies flop as hardly anyone shows up"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The pandemic hasn't been bad for everyone, there are over 600 more billionaires now than there were before it began
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man walks up to a random Asian person in Penn Station and tells them "go back to China before you end up in the (expletive) graveyard." He chose his victim poorly
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Sat April 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
We don't have a model of "herd immunity" that succeeded without culls, except maybe smallpox. So please stop aiming for some number of vaccinations in order to re-open. Only the number of infections will tell us when we are winning
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With Cuomo more vulnerable than ever, the NY GOP offers up a parade of gibbering crazypants Trumpists as the alternative
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Metropolitan AME Zion Church in Washington DC could realistically bankrupt the Proud Boys
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Invasive species of dangerous giant African snails going faster than they should be seized at NYC airport
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The New GOP talking point on Voter suppression laws is to point to blue states' laws restricting voting or ballot access. But there is a key difference: most of those laws are a century old and being repealed, GA,TX etc are passing new laws right NOW
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(Runner's World)
 
 
 
If you are told to rest after a concussion, something that doesn't qualify is running 26.2 miles to earn a race medal shaped like a crab
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Wed April 07, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cuomo's PENN 15 plans gets disconnected by Pennsylvania 6-5000
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pickle's Pub hopes to reopen after a year lost to the pandemic. Assuming, of course, he ever gets that damn lawn mowed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So we can start calling it the London flu?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Andrew Giuliani: "I'm 'strongly considering' running for governor of New York...NYAAAAAH"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"New York is low-hanging fruit for European influencers"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B is going away for a long time--but only until her album is finished
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cat poop coffee taste test will turn your stomach
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Tue April 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
New York, Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and New Jersey together reported 44% of the nation's new COVID-19 infections
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
From the people who brought you "What pasta dish are you?" quizzes, here's some actual journalism about how the police have used facial recognition technology. (Penne and meatballs with vodka sauce was my answer)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you were at the "Stop Asian Hate" rally in NYC this weekend and you noticed the woman who kinda looked like Rihanna, guess what?
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(TheCity.NYC)
 
 
 
Gov. Andrew Cuomo is pushing hard on Penn15
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not that she was likely to get many job offers in the next little while, but the US OSC has found that a former Trump HUD official violated the Hatch Act and fined her $1,000 and barred her from being employed by the federal government for 4 years
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
A river, go cry me one
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Highest-paying states for 50 jobs. DC has the most. Alaska makes list for: crossing guards and flaggers; dental hygienists; locksmiths and safe repairers; massage therapists
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson moves out of his mother's basement, still the king of Staten Island
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Developers find that plans to erect giant Penn 15 rubs people the wrong way
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why "the pathway to ending the pandemic runs through a bunch of loons huffing Jesus farts"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First trachea transplant performed on woman from the Bronchs
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Some Pizza Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Deep Dish Pizza Day. Casserole jokes to the right. Delicious, cheesy casserole jokes
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Count de Orange is calling for boycott of companies that are opposing Georgia's new voter suppression laws. A complete boycott would mean no air travel, spending money, professional baseball, use of the Internet and especially no Star Trek
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(CNN)
 
 
 
4.0 magnitude earthquake hits LA, aka "Who farted, y'all?"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is "bystander intervention training" an effective way of combating a rise in hate crime? Some say it's just a new way to get yourself killed faster
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(WPDH)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop in Poughkeepsie combines three things you already love: grilled sandwiches, donuts, and ice cream, thus inventing the doughnini. Ta-da
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are only 16 lesbian bars left in the U.S.
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(Salon)
 
 
 
One word: "Plastics"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The co-inventor of NFT's thinks they were a mistake
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Sixteen percent of respondents said they had stopped communicating with a friend or family member because of the election." C'mon America, step it up
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Merry 60th birthday, Eddie Murphy. Beef jerky time
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Sure, let's blame all of the mess on wild turkey
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When booking passage on a cargo ship so you can join ISIS, make sure your travel agent isn't a federal agent
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
The High Line is packed full. We need an Even Higher Line
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
$10 trillion over 10 years?
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(Some Bartender)
 
 
 
An ode to the Cement Mixer, the New Jersey Turnpike, the Gene Masseth, the Liquid Steak and other dare shots
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Can you make a bong out of The Big Apple?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Musk tweets intention to donate $$$ to schools and invest in 'Starbase' adjacent downtown Brownsville, TX to attract needed SpaceX staff. Locals complain about existing lack of affordable housing, and suggest this might be more of a Shelbyville idea
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Venom II: The Wrath of Carnage release date pushed back a week because despite all opinion to the contrary, we're still in a pandemic
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Stray tire kills one police officer and injures another along with a civilian, before being taken into custody without incident. Betty Whitewall
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Tue March 30, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
NY Court rules Trump must face 'Apprentice' contestant's defamation lawsuit, opening him up to being questioned by lawyers under oath. And yes, you did just just hear the rage screams from all the way over there
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(Axios)
 
 
 
New poll shows 39% of Americans are idiots and believe their chiropractors and racist uncles about vaccines
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