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Fri May 25, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn broke his silence in a Tweet targeting Hillary and Huma, but he deleted it--not before someone got a screenshot
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
NFL postpones announcement of host city for 2020 draft until they can get enough shills to place bets for them on selected winner
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors be Road Warriors and win on the road to break the series tie? Or will the Rockets win at home and make the Warriors the one with a problem? It's your Game 5 WCF thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Car2Gone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The creator says the small, rented private airport spaces are workplaces, not phone booths or sex dens. Maybe he didn't say the last part, so, maybe they are
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Liquor and whores, liquor and whores, I spent your money on liquor and whores
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tittysprinkles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum happy to be an old dad with his kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. Next kid to be named Sea Low? Veronica Lake?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are the most popular passwords of 2017. HA HA I CAN TYPE IN MY PASSWORD 1234pa$word and all you see are asterisks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert suggests that women about to face another awkward time in the bedroom apply the Sandwich Rule to get what they want from their man. Aww yeah, sandwiches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over a million Virgins in Australia are about to lose it overnight
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bury Indiana
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently death camps were really bad places
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline now wants $60,000/month (up from $20,000) child support from Britney Spears. Everyone on planet Earth: Leave Britney alone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ABC takes a bite out of The Chew, and spits it out
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
This will never be as popular as Banksy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The best beer gifts for Father's Day. Any others?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jets co-owner and chairman Christopher Johnson announces that he will cover any of his players' fines should they decide to kneel during anthem
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
If you're still in L.A. on Wednesday and planning on going out of town for Memorial Day weekend, then you might as well cancel your plans
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(Fark)
 
 
 
♪ Writer man, writer man, doing the things a writer can. What's he like? It's not important. Writer man. Is he a hack, or is he a wreck? How does he earn his sad paycheck? Nobody knows, writer man. ♪ This is your Fark Writer's Thread, TMBG edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Check out North Brother Island in New York City, abandoned over 50 years ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump to CBS journalist:"With my attacks on the press I discredit you all and demean you all, so when you write negative stories about me no one will believe you"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Japanese rail stations operate so efficiently because they use behavioural nudges to control travellers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(FIOS News)
 
 
 
Today in New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things: Yonkers sets new record for shortest time elapsed between rollout of bike sharing fleet and trashing of bike sharing fleet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's business partner agrees to cooperate as part of plea deal. Oh, and he's Russian. But, hey, who isn't these days?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
What if the David Dennison who paid off a porn star for an abortion is the same David Dennison who paid off a porn star for unprotected sex?
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not News: Trump dating site is a big scam. News: Not because of the MAGAs, but because of the company that provides the backbone scams a LOT of niche dating sites, including fake profiles and a "bug" that messages randoms for you
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(White House)
 
 
 
It looks like Breitbart is now writing articles and headlines for WhiteHouse.gov
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant recently announced his engagement, so here's Elizabeth Hurley to announce that Hugh Grant is still a complete idiot
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It turns out that the opiate of the masses is opiates
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"What if no children went to school until gun laws changed to keep them safe? My family is all in if we can do this at scale"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When it comes to the Russia investigation, it's not so much that the Trump team has a habit of moving the goalposts, but that those goalposts have been rigged to roller skates and pushed downhill"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Meteorologist explains how Kilauea ash could be over your city soon. "Kilauea Ash" is also the name of subby's surf metal band
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maeve, Hector, and an assortment of hosts head to Shogun World for some robotic cultural appropriation, landing smack dab in the middle of a narrative. Will Dolores return to advance her plot? What is Delos's endgame? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Do you listen to music recorded before 1950? If so, share with the Sunday Morning Music Club what's good and what everyone should check out
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Sat May 19, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's legendary Yellow Cloud guitar sells for $225,000 at auction. That kind of money would buy a lot of pancakes
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The Amish use the rest of us as beta testers
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Meet the newly hatched predators of New York City's financial district who will consume all the dirty rats of Wall Street
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how much YouTube is actually worth? $160 billion. That's with a "b". Meanwhile, subby's YouTube channel about underwater Norwegian combat knitting just passed the 100 subscriber mark
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Enjoy this fly over of New York City at night in stunning 12K
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
While nobody was paying attention, the Feds have shut down possibly the largest case of medical fraud on record
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's downtown Renaissance continues with a new statue of WTF is that?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein; Kevin Spacey--the celebrities exposed by #MeToo are making a comeback via the tried-and-true method of laying low for six months and then pretending nothing happened. That's the joke (well, it would be if this were a joke)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter writes that the "Irish are not red-headed Mexicans" and it just gets worse from there
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Give us the Statue of Liberty; we're still a beacon for immigrants," says Canadian guest on Tucker Carlson's show, leaving the twerpy racist stunned. Bonus: The pro-immigrant's bowtie game is on point
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants public funding for private religious schools. Goddammit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Your business landlord watched a viral video of you being a racist douche? Yep, that's an eviction
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On a crumbling, beer-splotched wall in the back of a sports bar on East 44th Street is one of New York's more neglected cultural treasures, a veritable Sistine Chapel of American comic-strip art
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how they say video games encourage certain behavior in real life? The this police force must have played Saints Row: The Third because they replaced the purple dildo with "Big Blue" around the department to hit co-workers with
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
That's a LOT of pens to sell
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
$85M apartment for sale, comes with plenty of space (now with pictures)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As the Manhattan lawyer who went on a racist rant because the employees of a mid-town restaurant dared to speak Spanish is finding out, if your name and the name of your business are the same, your Yelp score is gonna take a beating
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is "having a bad" day then there is "being a gringo trapped in a Venezuelan prison riot" day
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People amazed to find out that the "club" in club sandwich stands for chicken and lettuce under bacon. Meaning behind open-faced club sandwich still unknown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto has been in the dm's of every female model from 18-25, according to Dylan Sprouse. Luckily, subby is hip so he knows dm is short for Depeche Mode, right? Dreamy melons? Delicate midrange?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tony Manero has lost all his awesome dance moves
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"We're seeing this halo effect, and we're excited. It has provided renewed interest in the City of Newark", marking the first time the words "halo" and "New Jersey" have been used together
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors ground the Rockets again to go up 2-0 in the series? Or will the Rockets rebound and even up the series? Who will be the shining star for Game 2? NBA Western Conference Finals continue at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Expert provides eight reasons you might not want to have sex other than your arm is tired
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best mom ever makes adorable lunches for her son, including Pokemon, Angry Birds, and My Little Pony
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(CNN)
 
 
 
City of Arlington announces that they've been rejected as Amazon HQ2. "We're just too Texas for them"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Did I just hear Spanish? In New York City? I'm calling ICE on anyone speaking Spanish and anyone laughing at me and you for filming my tantrum
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Free beer is usually a good thing. Usually
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's like looking into the eyes of Fark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump eating healthier. Oh, he's still eating several McDonald's hamburgers a day, but sometimes he only eats them with half a bun. There, problem fixed
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Convicted drug mule has 2 more bundles drop out of her
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The main summary of the Supreme Court invalidating PASPA: "the federal government can make sports betting illegal, but it can't make the states make sports-betting illegal under state law"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna poses naked and whiplash snorkel batcave if it's all the same to you
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(The State)
 
 
 
Please do not try to catch or play with the Kangaroo in Clarks Hill
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Imagine you were planting trees in your yard and found a buried safe with thousands of dollars in cash and jewelry. You find out it belonged to your neighbor. What do you do?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did Sex & The City inspire you to move to NYC? You've been trolled
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are you still alive? OK, then don't panic. And try to keep a better eye on that asteroid from now on
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tom Wolfe has gone to find a stick of Beemans
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
What bizarre lies did your mother tell you?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
The San Diego Comic Con. Now with less comics
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oakland residents throw a huge barbecue and invite everyone except the woman who called cops on the black family barbecuing in the same park
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump spent the 1980s working in fake news
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"It is stunning to realize that in today's Democratic Party, being a capitalist is something one must ... apologize for"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump dated a Middle Eastern prince but had to dump him because his father had some ties to the 9/11 hijackers. WAIT, WHAT?
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's like Mean Girls, only everyone is 80"
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
So let's see if we got this straight: a Nevada resident who placed third in the West Virginia GOP Senatorial primary plans to "sabotage" the first place finisher because he once ran for office in New Jersey. Got all that?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you shave your body hair to please your partner? This woman thinks you shouldn't have to, and now the internet is overreacting to her personal choice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cop Life magazine readers rate Kansas least fun place to work
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rudy calls Avenatti a "pimp" for defending a porn star. Avenatti shares that video of Giuliani in drag kissing Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have 2 million dollars worth of meth in your car, don't tailgate. You might get pulled over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Stevie Wonder sees it
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Larry Norman helped create contemporary Christian music, but he wouldn't recognize it today, as his fiery folk-rock style evolved into 'suburb-friendly genre in which "Christian" was attached to safe versions of old fads in mainstream music'
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(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
No gas, no grass, just your smelly old ass. Elon Musk soon to offer LA tunnel rides for free
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A headline you don't see every day: Terrified tourists run for cover as robot dragon bursts into flames during Disney parade in the Magic Kingdom
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
NOLA restaurant marks 100 years in business. "Arnaud never stopped serving alcohol during prohibition....Legend has it that many of the judges were very good customers of Arnaud's and were enjoying what Count Arnaud was serving in the coffee cups,"
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Woman arrested in upstate New York for gardening topless sues local police who were apparently never kept abreast of state law
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
AT&T CEO to employees: We've made a *terrible* mistake
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Panda rape expert Tucker Carlson can't even do ad hominem attacks right; he slams Michael Avenatti for being a "porn lawyer whose eyes are too close together"
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nine-Nine may be only mostly cancelled
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Wearing a MAGA hat is just like being openly gay in the 1950s," claims echo chamber of idiocy Gavin McInnes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mike Flynn took our money," claims (A) Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak, (B) Turkish leader Recep Erdoğan, (C) Rapper Ice Cube. Wait... it's always C, right? So how can it be C? Ok, what the fark, people?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'd like to break this. Do you have anything smaller?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham accuses the media of embarrassing itself
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since he just drew blood, the knives are now out for Avenatti
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Like a bloated, portly fake billionaire rolling off a hooker after a hot 45 seconds of passionate sex, Donald Trump's ardor for Rudy Giuliani seems to have cooled"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Confused tourists are asking Notting Hill bookshop so many questions about the movie that they've put up sign disowning it: "This is not the shop from the rubbish film. So don't ask. We don't know where it is either"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Giuliani today disagrees with Giuliani yesterday
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump, Wild Thing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she can't even keep a job driving a school bus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Sixers win to keep the series going? Or will the Celtics finish them off and advance to play LeBron James and the Cavaliers? Is there a basketball version of goon juice? The game begins at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times and FX are betting that you'll tune into a show that basically exactly like John Oliver's, except without all the jokes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Keep Catholicism weird
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tom Brady prepares for his career after football. Either figure skater, Vegas magician, or James Bond villain
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New budget's sneaky tax cut for the rich: How those earning $200,000 are set to collect thousand of dollars. Difficulty: In Australia
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Pedestrian fatalities skyrocket in U.S. as marijuana, texting increase and hold on a second, I have to take a right turn up here
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Tue May 08, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Welcome to America. Fear is what we're selling, and business... is... good
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The CEO of one of America's largest credit unions embezzled money for 5 years so he could buy millions of lottery tickets
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Experts: Hackers broke into Alaska's election system in 2016. Government: No biggie
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know what first made America freak out about the Ebola Virus back in 2014? The panicky Tweets of a germaphobe billionaire named Donald J. Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 91-year-old man is arrested for firing a shot at the car in front of him at a McDonald's drive-thru 'because they weren't moving fast enough'. OK who here hasn't at least wanted to push the car out of the way for the same reason?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Richard Pryor may have saved "National Lampoon's Animal House"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prostitute sues celebrity for exposing her to HIV. Celebrity's lawyer claims she should have Sheen it coming
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Tambor gives his first interview since the harassment allegations against him surfaced
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A design lab is making rituals for atheists and secular people. Will it have an effect?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is a certain perverse logic in the NRA picking Oliver North as its president
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family forgets to check meth levels when moving into their new home which sucks because their teeth start falling out almost immediately
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NY AG Schneiderman announces resignation
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Giuliani spent the weekend digging. Torture Madam Haspel wanted to back out of confirmation. The Coal Mine Killer may be dispatching two more in his quest for the WV Sen seat. Monday MSNBC Discussion Thread - Start Time 8 pm EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary is caught wearing a back brace. That or she is really a robot and her rear compartment is loose
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you break an expensive wine glass at your in-law's house, should you offer to pay for it? Is it unreasonable for them to send you an invoice if you don't?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet scientists looking at traffic analysis say that 10 PM hour, long used for sexy time, is now chiefly used for Netflix time. "The huge growth in streaming may make it harder to meet Britain's future peak winter electricity demands"
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Sun May 06, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Carjacker leads cops on wild chase, breaks into your house to hide in attic, falls through ceiling, SWAT team breaks doors, windows, tosses tear gas in to flush him out. Insurance company: "Sucks to be you. Denied"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani now talking about regime change in Iran, because that's a normal thing for the president's criminal defense attorney to be talking about
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
It was nice knowing you, NYC restaurants, but you've just been hit by the "minimum wage bomb." Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spring sale: Blac Chyna's club appearance fee drops from $30,000 a night to $2,000. Book now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen complains after mother cuts her monthly allowance from $5,000 to $1,000. Life is tough in Beverly Hills
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't know why, Trump can not do but lie, Stormy Daniels
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
So why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo anyway?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
He left all his money to a stripper he'd known for a year. His family was not happy (with helpful pic of what a stripper might look like)
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(Medium)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayoral candidate Jane Kim publicly smacks down the SF Chronicle's suspiciously leading questions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These 2 mice say try the new Burgers and Pizza diet. Still waiting for the Beer Bacon Cheeseburger diet but will try this in a pinch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Somebody cheats in a marathon. What The Farking Fark: 5,806 people cheat in a marathon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan takes down fleeing armed suspect with a move Cobra Kai would be proud of
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump on Giuliani's statements about Stormy Daniels: Everything he said was wrong, but it's okay; it was his first day
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News on-air employees can't figure out how to respond to Giuliani's idiocy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Cities are creating "safe spaces" for drug addicts to shoot up heroin and inject marijuanas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can now get pizza delivered from JFK to LAX for $12 to $15 from May 11 to May 13. Use JetBlue's "Pie in the Sky" service (not a joke) and if it works out, we're never doing it again. Who thought of this dumb idea?
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Everything you totally don't want to know about the Trump / Cohen / Giuliani / Daniels brouhaha
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump keeps digging. Giuliani screwed the pooch. Cohen's phones and texts were tapped. Mueller is going after Stone and Page. WaPo called Trump a liar. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, kicking off @ 8pm ET
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When White House cabinets are fiefdoms, you send your vassals to launch attacks on other cabinets. This enrages Emperor L'Orange
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't take selfies with bears (disturbing video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plants talk to each other and inspire their neighbors to grow. And humans just eat and smoke them ignoring their tiny vegetable screams
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Package delivered on time, driver stole my dog. one star, would not buy again
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Songs that will make you instantly weep" - Music to cry to
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Anarchy in the NY WiFi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adidas about to have a meeting about whether making Yeezys is a choice
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China does things like Scientologists in that there "hit" movie about how great China is involves mostly tickets being purchased by party members. Everybody has now been fooled, I'm sure
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being punished by the Yankees on Tuesday night, Astros reliever Ken Giles took matters into his own hand, punching himself in the face on his way to the dugout after giving up the go-head home run in the top of the ninth inning
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Cheers creator explains why there won't be a return to the bar despite success of reboots like Roseanne. "The cast is too old, how about that"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While class clowns' playful behavior may have amused their classmates in early elementary school, they plummet to the bottom of the social circle by third grade, a new study has found. Drew inconsolable
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study found MDMA was an effective treatment for some PTSD patients, despite side effects that included anxiety, headache, fatigue, muscle tension, insomnia, and a mistaken belief they knew how to dance
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Is it possible Melania only stays with Donny in order to get citizenship for her parents? If they become citizens, will she dump the Big Fat Cheeto and write a tell-all book?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen affiliated cab companies including Smoochie Cab Corp., Lady Laura Hacking Corp. and Mad Dog Cab Corp owe the state of New York $280K in back income taxes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's crack legal team are at an extreme disadvantage when trying to negotiate with Mueller because some of what Mueller is investigating is highly classified, and the only member of Trump's team with a security clearance quit two months ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl who stabbed her lover five times during sex while wearing clown make-up is jailed. Remember, never stick your dick in crazy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's BFF Jonathan Cheban earns the 'Douchebag of the Year' award after he scoffs a plate of $1000 gold hot wings
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Congressmen claim they are homeless in DC because they just can't afford to rent a room on their paltry $174,000 a year salary
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Out of all the things to worry about in this world, beware the men who secretly leave the bathroom without washing their hands
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lion tries to open a can of tourist bites
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who never smiled or saw a dog has been memorialized in L.A. park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds half of Americans feel alone most of the ... hang on, let me check my phone
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake and four old guys got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Since Trump and Hannity don't pay Michael Cohen for his lawyering, how does he pay the bills? Helping people who run insurance fraud scams. Because of course he does
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russia now is using a T1 series Terminator which looks like a lawnmower that ate a submachine gun brrrrburp
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The iceberg plan from Brewster's Millions becomes real life
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During a newspaper strike in 1978, several NY Times photographers took photos of average New Yorkers enjoying the parks as a project with the city parks commissioner. Those pictures were then packed away and not seen again - until now
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(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Three towns in Vermont are responsible for a quarter of all speeding tickets in the state -- including the one town that happily enforces a 25 mph school zone limit near a school that closed three years ago
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Head of Scott Pruitt's 30-man security detail and TOTALLY legitimate businessman Pasquale "Nino" Perrotta, has decided to step down from his position ahead of an expected grilling by the House Oversight Committee
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(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is having its annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser. Adopt a $5 duck for a chance at $5k, round-trip airline tickets, a year's worth of fried chicken, and other fabulous prizes. (Link goes to duck page, DIT)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, this motorcyclist rides into a bar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Yo, dude, a little help here?"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
What do the Mueller probe, the Eric Trump Foundation, Sinclair Broadcasting, "Girls Gone Wild," Israel, Turkey, Diddy "Sean" Combs and Donald Trump's personal lawyer Jay Sekulow all have in common? BESIDES all being scourges upon humanity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with fatal engine failure Southwest crew. No word on which one he will name head of the FAA
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Welcome to the original swamp that created Trump: "It was Democrats in New York who taught both [Roy] Cohn and Trump that they could buy off politicians and try to get away with anything"
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Some Southern Living Guy)
 
 
 
It's cocaine, right? Has to be cocaine
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thought you could reduce your life insurance premiums by vaping instead of smoking? Think again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New photos reveal unstable despot with weird haircut may have systematically lied about his height. No, not that one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 ways the world is getting better
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson is the new Bahama mama
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Police use lights, sirens to escort DJ Funkmaster Flex to Newark mayor's birthday party in the least-corrupt thing to happen in New Jersey this week
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"America might just need more celebrity presidents." WHAT? No, no, no, NO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When is it ok to decline a wedding invite? A good baseline would be when you've attended 20 in the past four years, have gone into debt and had to move back home because of them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars, NJ just declared a Danny DeVito Day. It's coming up shortly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you drink an entire bottle of whiskey on a $200 bet?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian neighbors put an alarm in their backyard that goes off any time the children next door play outside. So who is in the right here?
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
I'm in. Let's do this
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Trump demands attention but shuns scrutiny. He needs to be a brand because he's terrified of being a person. The same goes for Kanye West
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Travel + Leisure)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain continues taunting his longtime foil Anderson Cooper over giant boots of German pilsner. "You're probably one of those people that keeps vinyl on display but only listens to music through your earbuds on the Stairmaster"
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Wasting away here in Times Squareville
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia laughs at China's "personless banks", launches personless loan sharks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer falls asleep in courtroom. No word how many quaaludes he was slipped
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♬ Bye bye Miss American Pie. I got a hot model girlfriend and that's no lie. She'll be with me till the day that I die, which will likely be a week from Fri ♫
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Congressman Steve King wants to regulate what you're forced to watch while stuck at the airport waiting for your beating by United
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Definitely the best beach to find free Halloween decorations, no bones about it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driver does what we'd all like to do
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wax Melania unveiled. I think. Maybe it was the real one posing as a statue
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Perhaps the DNC wouldn't be so broke if it wasn't paying nearly $2m to Onward Together, Hillary's Super PAC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ignoring the lead paint, mold, broken elevators, leaky roofs and rats, top NYC housing official says the city's public housing is "beautiful"
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
An oral history of the creation of "Avengers'" climactic Battle of New York with Joss Whedon, Kevin Feige, and many, many others
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(Radio Ink)
 
 
 
New York bringing back a tired, old guy way past his prime. Amazingly, this does not involve the New York Jets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The custody battle between A.J. Delgado and Jason Miller is the stuff of courtroom drama; "He talked about Kellyanne Conway's shriveled-up fun bags"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Another day, another GOPer thinking Clinton and Comey need prosecuted
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And now we're having a debate over a gynecologist's statue
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
"Controversy of Scarface" panel creates "Controversy of Scarface" panel controversy, as audience boos moderator for giving Pacino and De Palma endless talk time, virtually ignoring Michelle Pfeiffer except when asking about her weight during shoot
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
4D is coming to a theater near you. Which could be either incredibly cool or stupendously stupid
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels releases her first porn video since coming public about affair with Trump, sadly not titled "On the President's Staff" (NSFW content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
WHAT?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston hangs out with some of her Friends costars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Flipping Cohen may not be so easy. Flipping Cohen off still immensely satisfying
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally a father who knows how to treat his bratty daughters for their immature behavior on an airline flight. Bonus: He's also the airline CEO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't sleep, Anthony Hopkins will eat me
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Mon April 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
New wrist device may bring relief to people with hand tremors. Don't we already have that? They're called handcuffs
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Flight records indicate that Trump absolutely stayed over in Moscow during the Miss Universe 2013 pageant. Either Trump or his bodyman, Schiller, are gonna be really pissed on. OFF. Really pissed *off*
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spotting high schoolers running from a bus on fire, Dr. Oz springs into action - by filming it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian man killed by lynch mob after shooting dead a Peruvian shaman. Talk about a bad trip. Warning: Graphic images and video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know sausages are made from bits and pieces of an animal but here's a manufacturer who is more honest and graphic about where the meat comes from and he's not assing about
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Milo retreated from NYC bar
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sexting can help with people in committed relationships. At least until their partner finds out about it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People perform better when others are watching, despite being more nervous. Unfortunately, the players on the Miami Marlins may never know
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Judge who was filmed berating a wheelchair-bound asthmatic defendant who died three days later after having had difficulty getting medication behind bars has decided to resign
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The latest invader species to take hold in the US? Swarming Asian ticks. Enjoy your summer
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Have you heard the good news? The Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at your door may have measles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Amish country, woman in buggy killed by man in SUV in a demonstration of the modern world versus days gone by. Next up, tractor runs over guy with lawnmower
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3D self-aware robot squid that can be printed on the battlefield are being developed by the military. Which will be great as soon as we need sentient sushi on the battlefield
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Mueller team: LOL
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greyhound bus that was supposed to go to New York ends up in Toledo. Everybody on the bus just laughs and laughs
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney is not just a bassist who wrote some good tunes and covered some others, but "a subtle motivation icon - and not only for people in the music business"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against CNBC TV crew accused of smuggling fake bomb through Newark airport security because it wasn't a fake bomb and they weren't smuggling it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is turning into your Grandma Ethel
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he hopes to speak to Mueller and have his investigation wrapped up "in a week or two"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's documents turn plaid as document shredders set to ludicrous speed
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
A 10-year old girl shared her story of being bullied... and now the New York Yankees have her back. Sabathia, Judge and Stanton are gonna take turns kicking those punks over the fence
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Thish, hic, ish your, hic, pilot, hic, shpeaking'
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street 'Fearless Girl' statue being moved to a new location. And that's no bull
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While The Simpsons didn't predict Barbara Bush's death, they changed her negative opinion of the show, all because of a letter from Marge Simpson, in which Barbara politely responded to
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
H. R. McMaster's dad "fell," "hit his head," was "put in a chair," and "died under suspicious circumstances." If you have free space, that's a bingo
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are what some major tourist attractions really look like, so prepared to be disappointed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD Sex Trafficking Tip Hotline has been providing the wrong phone number in all ads and media for 2 years. FARK: No one noticed until a reporter called the number
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
"HQ knows what you don't." - When was the last time you got to split $5000 with 100 strangers?
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
NY Governor Cuomo: "I'm undocumented. You want to deport an undocumented person, start with me, because I'm an undocumented person." Narrator: He's not
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
"Let Me Lead You Through the Darkness of Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson's Relationship" Um... how about no (no need to click the link)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Headless goat found near topless bar
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It may soon be illegal to eat your pet dog or cat in the U.S.
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro loses bid to be housed in a minimum security prison and instead gets to play with the big boys
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New York City unveils David Bowie subway cards, so you can feel like a Starman on the tube
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like Elvis' granddaughter, now 28, was a lucky winner in the genetic lottery
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"He is survived by his 3 children: Force, Olympia and Minty"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
The #MeToo movement reaches the world of rodeo clowns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Stamos has a kid, Famous Amos who is big on cookies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who could be influencing the use of porn? Could it be... SATAN? The Vatican thinks so
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"And if you look out the aircraft window on the left side, you'll see where we used to have an engine"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"♪♪ New York, New Yoooork., what a wonderful town ♫". Except for the mice who carry previously unseen viruses as well as bacteria capable of causing life-threatening human illness
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer discovers the least viral YouTube video of all time ... wait, no, scratch that
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
New York will remove statue of Doctor Who and you're already screaming "Don't Blink"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk fires all the robots and hires "humans" to get his Teslas finished. Seems risky
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside
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(Allure Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Apparently, People Are Getting Injections to Make Their Nipples Look Like Kendall Jenner's
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian sex guru and his followers show up in Thai court claiming to know about 2016 U.S. election interference. Sure, why not? We've had everything else
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Alcohol plus axe throwing? What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Women named "Heather" are the coolest, most stylish, most with-it, most popular, most trendy, most likely to succeed. Convince me otherwise
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Be. Our. Guest to watch a behind the scenes clip of Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury recording with a full orchestra for "Beauty and the Beast"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to know where your favorite political figure is doing a graduation commencement speech? Make your travel plans. Here's your scorecard
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Sun April 15, 2018
(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Someone just realized that people are ... GASP ... eating charcoal. ON PURPOSE. Is this some crazy new fad? IS IT SAFE? Or, maybe, just maybe, people have been doing this for centuries... take your pick
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cynthia Nixon gets backing from major activist party in New York
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Milos Forman takes one last flight over the cuckoo's nest
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the separation of powers laid out in the Constitution are optional if you have a secret memo that the public and Congress are not allowed to read
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
On this day in 1912, Titanic passengers dine on roast beef, iceberg lettuce, saltwater taffy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How do you write #MeToo in hieroglyphics?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the dumbass who threw a box of homemade fire starters in his barbecue? He's been officially demoted from Dumbass to Crispy Flame-Broiled Dumbass (photos not safe for lunch)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Huge blue penis sets tongues wagging in Sweden. (not safe for work)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A brings New Yorkers into the modern age with its crusade for wholesome values, waffle fries
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man "rescued" after a night locked inside a bar. Wow, Drew is looking pretty good for his age
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man who just moved to New Jersey 10 months ago wins $533 million record lotto jackpot, largest ever in New Jersey. Still lives in New Jersey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fishy odor; cottage-cheese consistency; green, yellow and frothy; cloudy and yellow; red or brown. Do any of these sound familiar?
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Town elders from "Footloose" reappear in NYC suburbs, saying ain't no way them lewd and sinful arcades will set up shop in their town, nosirreebob
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are you micro-aggressive?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cohen the Fixer also negotiated settlement for RNC deputy finance chair who impregnated Playboy model
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"From Chevron's perspective there's no debate about climate science," said Theodore Boutrous Jr., declaring that humans are indeed playing a significant role in causing climate change
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No probation for you
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Rose broken and alone. Well, except for his housekeeper, and Isabelle Rossellini and fawning reporters. Only able to move among his five mansions and 10-to-20 high-class restaurants
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Rose broken and alone. Well, except for his housekeeper, and Isabelle Rossellini and fawning reporters. Only able to move among his five mansions and 10-to-20 high-class restaurants
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Thu April 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Mayor declares "we're the same as Iowa". Just say you wanna be President, Primary Boy
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani is single again...if you're into that sort of thing
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(The Week)
 
 
 
So your city is a corrupt festering cesspit whose leaders couldn't manage their way out of a wet paper bag? Easy solution - just annex the suburbs that have their shiat together and bend them to your will
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Tiger" running amok in Manhattan sparks brief frenzy. Turns out to be a raccoon. Easily confused
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
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Wed April 11, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama evangelist and Fox News contributor Acton Bowen actin' guilty, jailed on child sex charges involving young boy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is that a museum in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL the Pirate Princess make Lacey Evans walk the plank? ARE Moss & Sabbatelli licensed to operate Heavy Machinery? WHAT will the fallout be from TakeOver? Wrasslin' Wednesday starts @8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Playboy bunny, 83, becomes world's oldest lingerie model
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After Tristan Thompson is caught 'cheating' on Khloe Kardashian, the pregnant reality star's entire family unfollows him on social media. Well, that ought to show him
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Have we humans thought our cunning artificial intelligence plan all the way through? What will happen when they get depressed and have hallucinations and start wrecking the place?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle's father Thomas gets his very own royal 'throne'
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Josh Rosen thinks we should nuke Mars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katharine McPhee stars in new role she was born to play, "Waitress"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen denounces jackbooted FBI thugs as "respectful" and "courteous" agents who knocked on the door instead of storming the office
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to Alan Dershowitz, Mueller violated Michael Cohen's constitutional rights by seizing his records. Article to the left, expert legal analysis by Fark's constitutional scholars to the right
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sinclair broadcasting promises they can make things much, much worse
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
After a cold start to April, many in the eastern United States may have temperatures in the 80s by the weekend. Subby is so excited spring is here that he wet his plants
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have you ever flown in basic economy class and felt that it came with too many perks you could do without to save a few bucks? Good news, airlines are introducing cargo class
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hey guys, I have an idea: I'll leave a popular HBO show, get stupid drunk, call in a fake bomb threat and face up to five years in prison. Let's do this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know what the bigger story is here; A new type of chocolate that has been invented or the fact that Kit-Kats will now be available in Pink Panther form
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to tell if your spouse is having an affair and what you can do to prevent it from happening in the first place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's the full transcript of Trump's response to learning Cohen's offices were raided
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
So a man walks into a bar
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