Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'New York City'
Mon February 06, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half scoop taunting the dynamite monkey
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun February 05, 2023
(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
So...asking for a friend...what are the best and worst dating sites?
source: thoughtcatalog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 04, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
To indict him, New York City prosecutors would've had to go full Person Woman Man Camera TV
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Orly?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
George Santos: Well, as my Uncle Ben once said, "With great power comes great responsibility"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 03, 2023
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Apparently a giant slice of cheese is now a reasonable main course for dinner
source: bonappetit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown
source: thecity.nyc   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Washing your jeans? You're doing it wrong
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can Gen Z make friends in the pandemic era? Subby would just tell them to hang out at the mall. Oh wait
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Empire State Building plans to troll New Yorkers even more with Philadelphia Eagles celebrations if they win the Super Bowl
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Writer tries to shoehorn Alan Parsons Project reference into article on future of AI, fails even worse than Subby when he does the same for Fark headlines
source: techopedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden, Harris to announce funding for lead pipe removal in Philadelphia; McConnell criticizes White House for not focussing instead on rope, revolver or dagger removal from Glendale, AZ
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu February 02, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Someday, disposal trucks could pick up your carbon dioxide waste just as garbage trucks do today for your trash
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain's humble yet perfectly made Les Halles steak frites were the best fries in New York, and here's his three-step process
source: tastingtable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's look at how Ron DeSantis helped spread a virus through sheer force of idiocy
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember when you used to trace comics in grade school and passed them off as your own work in art class? This Roy Lichtenstein documentary remembered
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New York, tired of losing to Chicago at pizza, tries again with its own "Bean" sculpture
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Don't let your kid talk to strangers. New hotness: Don't let your kid talk to ChatGPT
source: gadgets360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 01, 2023
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Mod squab nabbed in Mad Square
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, it's Wednesday, and this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What real drag queens think about George Santos
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Buried lede: "A legal document that read like a joke, with Trump attorney Alina Habba going as far as claiming there is formally no such thing as the 'Trump Organization' "
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 31, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Corporations: "We can't afford paying workers $15/hour". Also Corporations: "spends upwards of $340 million on union-busting*
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Plausible deniability, strategic ignorance, or just plain perjury?
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 30, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Owning a chimpanzee is like raising a teenager, just with less poo-flinging
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brits try Michelin starred Mexican in New York City... with a Korean Chef
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC outdoes itself once again, breaks 1973 record for doing absolutely nothing
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 29, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Drug Enhancement Agency
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
AZ GOP Chair candidate: I wish to unify the AZ GOP. AZ GOP Chair-elect: One Party, Under Trump, Indivisible, With MAGA For All
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 28, 2023
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Tom Verlaine's cable cut
source: pitchfork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day 65 years ago, a Danish masochist filed a patent for the most painful form of torture for adult bare feet
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Between 1939-1941, New York City attempted to photograph every building in the 5 boroughs. These are those photos. dun-dun
source: 1940s.nyc   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In a bizarre interview, Knicks owner James Dolan threatens to stop selling alcohol at Madison Square Garden if efforts to make him stop using facial recognition software to ban people he doesn't like from MSG don't end
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You might wanna sit down for this, but some of George Santos' campaign donors may not exist. Fake tag is exhausted, Obvious tag comes on in relief
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Because they're hot, hot, hot?
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 27, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how some people get really, really defensive when you say something about them that's just a little too true for comfort? Joe Kennedy does
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Inside the Brazilian WhatsApp group working to get the word out about the "true story" of conman George Santos
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, an asteroid almost hit the Earth yesterday, you probably would have noticed if it hit
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers releases renderings of a potential sea wall to protect the West Side of Manhattan against storm surges from climate change, seeks Snake Plissken's input
source: thecity.nyc   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
DOJ stops Iranian backed hit squad that tried to kill Iranian dissident on US soil
source: justice.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Today's Santos lies brought to you by Vanity Fair
source: vanityfair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 26, 2023
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
For a cool $13 million you can buy Radio Island in New York harbor - free of pesky neighbors with the exception of one giant copper lady with a torch
source: messynessychic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sucks to be wealthy NYC apartment owners using Airbnb if city enforces its new law against short-term rentals, about 10,000 listings could be wiped off the platform by the end of the year
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan sent out a Tweet telling everyone he was out of toilet paper, and needed some help soonish. Sounds like he was full of shiat
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
New York City courthouse gets a statue of RBG to pay tribute to her and her fight for abortion, critics wonder about the tentacles she has for arms
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 25, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
"The department said there was a partial match "to a 1947 case centered around 34th Street in New York City." It said it would need more DNA samples "from other known Santa encounters to make a definitive match"
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 24, 2023
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Philly needs lifeguards so badly they are reportedly hiring people who can't swim. The is not a headline from The Onion
source: phillymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Adams finally remembers the Brooklyn Bridge is a bridge and not a bazaar
source: nyc.streetsblog.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So Soros hates Fox News so much he targets a weatherman and not the hosts of Fox & Friends, or Tucker or any of those other jerks
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 23, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster wordle of the day is 'nearly impossible' as in: "They expect you to solve four of the goddamn things simultaneously"
source: pcgamer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Here's looking at you, anniversary. "Casablanca" opened 80 years ago today
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
I spent $1,244.22 on 464 slices of pizza, and all I got was this dumb interview
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Former counterintelligence head in FBI's New York office arrested for alleged money laundering, violating sanctions on Russia." Hey, wasn't that the office that kept leaking Hillary Clinton investigation info to Giuliani in 2016?
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
George Santos is a Lumberjack and he's Okay
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 22, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Subway weather forecast is partly crowdy with a chance of a hail of blows
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 21, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Acclaimed star of "Hannah Montana" television series resists calls to resign from political office
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival fraudster is at it again, kinda
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY bans Tide
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 20, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
'This is not an employee choice': The CEO of Morgan Stanley says employees can't simply choose to work remotely. No, but they CAN choose not to work for you if you don't offer it, as you are about to find out, Boomer
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 19, 2023
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Just one?
source: futurism.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Every lie told by George Santos, if that is even his real name
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WeDontWork
source: investing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
College is getting easier and easier thanks to ChatGPT
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump: Of course I didn't sexually assault E. Jean Carroll, because she's not my type. Also Trump (when shown a picture of E. Jean Carroll): That's Marla, yeah. That's my wife
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 18, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It seems like all of NY is waking and baking
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Another protest planned for conman George Santos' passport to be revoked amid fears he might try to reclaim his king's throne in a different country
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Another protest planned for conman George Santos' passport to be revoked amid fears he might try to reclaim his king's throne in a different country
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For some reason, there's been a "high volume" of requests to illuminate this water tower
source: forsythnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
Fo shizzle my nizzle: We all knew Snoop Dogg would bark his way into the Songwriters Hall of Fame one day, if he beat the murder rap, with lyrics like that
source: superthrowbackparty.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Ace Frehley of KISS has his old house now available to rent on AirBNB. Now you too can rock and roll part of the day, and still get a reasonable night's sleep
source: metalinjection.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
We hold these truths to be self-evident: Shut up, honky. On this day in 1975, The Jeffersons premiered
source: mynorthwest.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago is running a contest for naming six snowplows. It's limited to Chicago residents, but Subby is pulling for DA PLOW
source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 17, 2023
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to get a new kind of shot in NYC bars, but with extra narcan
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The totally real and completely legit Devolder Organization, the supposed source of Rep. Santos' wealth, just changed its address from that of a closed medical office in FL to a much more respectable PO box at a Mailboxes Etc
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Toronto zoo offers passive-aggressive way to call out that special asshole in your life
source: cp24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 16, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Tesla prices crashing just like their cars
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 15, 2023
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
In honor of the anniversary of the 'Miracle on the Hudson', here it is as it unfolded 14 years ago
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Westerncore" is the hottest urban fashion trend due to "Yellowstone," ushering in a whole new wave of people who need to be kicked in the nether regions
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Santos: I've got an MBA from the NYU Stern School of Business. NYU: No, you don't
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 14, 2023
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Musical "Here Lies Love" to debut on Broadway. Subby had to sit through quite a few musicals in his life, this is the only one he truly enjoyed
source: pitchfork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane's ashes scattered at his favorite NYC spots, including where the famous orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. In related news: Customers at Katz's Delicatessen told not to ask about what's in the pepper shakers
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
It's a wicked pisser trying to find a public toilet in New York City
source: thrillist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix unplugs Uncoupled
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 13, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maybe if George Santos is shamed into resigning from Congress, Anthony Devolder can replace him. After all, Devolder has an impressive résumé that includes -- hey, wait a second
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Five famous artworks that were accidentally hung upside down while on display. *Examines photos* Meh, they're probably better that way
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 12, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If only we were all Steve Bannon's lawyers
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nassau County GOP calls for George Santos to resign after lying about being a star volleyball player at a collage he didn't attend because apparently the GOP draws the line at volleyball
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Embattled Rep. George Santos: "If 142,000 people ask for me to resign, I will resign". You know what to do New Yorkers
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
This... this... this is just hard to swallow
source: bonappetit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Living in New York is now healthier" is something you probably never thought you'd read but here we are
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
New York looking to break a record by having mounds of grey sludge melting on the sidewalks later than any other year
source: thrillist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 11, 2023
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The No Pants Subway Ride in NYC has been canceled again. Probably due to no fun pants-on-head types
source: thrillist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Universal Studios announces a kid-themed amusement park to open in a Dallas suburb. Isn't every amusement park kid-themed?
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Now that the GOP has got what it needed out of "George Santos", disowning him like a campaign promise
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
Not just gas stoves. New York to ban all gas appliances. Subby is glad he doesn't live there as his gas-powered XQJ-37 Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker is used daily
source: eenews.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
People who are constantly late aren't rude assholes. They're just "listening to their internal clock." You know, just like antix-vaxxers aren't clueless morons, they're just "letting their bodies be in charge"
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 10, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you left your pressure cooker on the PATH train to the WTC today, NYPD would really like to have a word with you
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Babies Я Us begins gestating again in New Jersey mall. Pretty sure this is the latest reboot of "The Omen"
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Be a social omnivore. Have your cake and eat it too
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Sadly, it's not the street ball
source: thetakeout.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks key provisions of New Jersey's gun law, something about Governor Murphy totally stepping on the state's constitutional rights
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut's big 90s menu item has returned, yeah yeah yeah. It's not small, no no no
source: thetakeout.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apparently God didn't help Mike Pence's book sales
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that Covid vaccines will be going private, they will will be going up in price. From $16 for the first dose purchased by the government to boosters at $26 to $110 when it's commercially distributed
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
What are the green lanterns outside NYPD precincts? Maybe Batman had the night off and they're filling in?
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Looks like Francis Ford Coppola's 'Megalopolis' might be mega-screwed
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 09, 2023
(National Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy "Start Entirely New Piles of Crap on Your Desktop" Day
source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 08, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can you set up a GoFundMe to get money for the prison commissary? Um...no reason, just asking
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 07, 2023
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Cage the Elephant singer caged for possessing illegal firearms
source: consequence.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 06, 2023
(Black Enterprise)
 
 
 
Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself
source: blackenterprise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Real Housewives" star to spend 6 and a half seasons in an "Orange is the New Black: remake
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"The officer was suspended without pay after the video went viral." because the problem was that he was noticed, and nothing else
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your cooking is making your kids sick and not (necessarily) because of those silly designer-chef frou-frou recipes or boxed mail-order meals
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In NYC, no one can hear you Stomp
source: headtopics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 05, 2023
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan's kooked-up listeners are now searching NYC's East River for valuable woolly mammoth tusks
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Something even embattled Republican Congressman George Santos is having trouble lying about: the wild drama about where he's living
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's a little Ted Cruz in Eric Adams and yes I am not doing phrasing anymore
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Kraken variant comes ashore in the UK to wipe out thousands with its Covid tentacles. If only we had a bivalent Jaeger vaccine. But the pilot needs Idris Elba to slap him around.... and this metaphor has gone off the rails
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 04, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
You dirty rat
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 03, 2023
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York officially solicits bids for three full-fledged casinos for NYC. No word yet from Robert DeNiro about reprising his role as a manager for one
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Legendary rodeo clown Flint Rasmussen ready to put on cowboy clown boots for NYC because the rodeo is at MSG, just hopes that naked cowboy in Times Square stays away from the arena
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cheapism)
 
 
 
Here's the most hilariously expensive food items you can buy including a $75 cup of coffee in San Francisco
source: blog.cheapism.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Sir, this is not a Wendy's drive-thru
source: fox5ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 02, 2023
(South Coast Today)
 
 
 
"At Fairhaven High, 'the most beautiful classroom' in America looks just like it did in 1906" which is really interesting because who knew they had flat panel HDTVs back then
source: southcoasttoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Forget what you've heard about dirty Jersey being an environmental cesspool, its just started up the largest offshore wind manufacturing plant in the US
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ten Underrated Craft Beer Cities To Visit In 2023
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 01, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Failure fails again, by throwing a New Year's Eve media party that nobody showed up for. What a loser
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
NY approves human composting. First arguments over who has to turn over Uncle Phil's compost heap pending
source: detroitnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Monstrous creature rebels against Dr. Frankenstein. This is not a repeat from 1818
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Suspect shot by police after attempting to go full Highlander near Times Square
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Happy New Year, everybody
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 31, 2022
(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
It still has Dick Clark's name on it but it is hosted by Ryan Seacrest. Will the bands be awesome? Will the ball drop nicely? It's the Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest, starting at 8:00 PM ET on ABC
source: usmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania6-5000 has been permanently disconnected
source: newyorkyimby.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 30, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
That should come in handy
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Almost feeling guilty New York GOP almost calls for Rep.-elect George Santos to resign ...ALMOST
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New York State Police's next move: Rook to Buffalo
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 29, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
No lie, here's the complete list of NY Rep.-elect George Santos' lies, deceptions and fabrications. That we know of. So far
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The era of legal, recreational weed sales begins in NYC ...even though you've been able to get it on any block like forever
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
George "Pathological Liar" Santos used the alias "Anthony Zabrovsky" on a charity GoFundMe page
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NIAGARA FALLS. Slowly it froze... step by step, inch by inch
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 28, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what, you've read about this before, but why the fark does McCarthy want this job?
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC launches study to 'reimagine' the Cross-Bronx Expressway so it can be better. Subby, who's gotten so many flat tires over the years because of potholes will save them some time: Nuke it from orbit
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
I'm another sign of the end times, fraudulent Four Seasons enthusiast demands to be declared 'most honest man in America'
source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
There used to be tens of thousands of prostitution arrests annually in New York City. Now, practically nothing
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The 45 biggest food trends of the past 45 years. Suffice it say subby is batting 1.000, old, fat, unrepentantly loves bacon. Thank you for your support
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
George Santos is actually the perfect poster child for the modern GQP: Power-hungry, unbound by ethical considerations, and willing to say or do anything, no matter how vile or underhanded, to win
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Saveur)
 
 
 
What you need: 1. Bagels
source: saveur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
At one point in a debate with his Democratic opponent Robert Zimmerman, Jew-ish Republican George Santos cut in and asked, "Do you have an honest moment inside of you ever when you're campaigning?" The clip has not aged well
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yo Gabba Comrade tears into 'George Santos' during Fox interview: "Do you have no shame?"
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
FTX founder meets with author of "Big Short" and "Moneyball" as he pivots from Crypto Billionaire to "Please, give me a book deal"
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Erie County, NY)
 
 
 
Did you lose a car in the snowstorm in Buffalo? Here's where you might find it
source: www3.erie.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Luka Doncic proved on Tuesday night that he is not of this earth as he records the first 60/20/10 game in NBA history
source: sportsnet.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Congressman-elect Santos (lia-R), if that's his real name, faces increasing calls to resign
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
The Carlos Correa sh*tshow is the gift that keeps giving; he is refusing to restructure his NY Mets contract (which wasn't even signed, but Cohen's public comments locked his numbers in), now three teams are pursing Correa
source: sportsnaut.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
NYC Catholic priest and brother of mob boss died in October, leaves $7 million estate to his son. Wait, what?
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 26, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
LI Rep.-elect George Santos is embarrassed, admits that he lied on the campaign trail about his education and work experience. More likely embarrassed at getting caught
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YourTango)
 
Weeners
 
The city with the most handsome men is Seattle, followed by San Francisco, Washington, D.C., and Boston. What say you, Farkettes?
source: yourtango.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why cities in the US are sick of paving paradise and putting up parking lots
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 600 days on strike, this is the second Christmas that Alabamians won't get coal in their stockings
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention city-dwellers. You shouldn't live in a city unless you really, really want to be there. And you need to be willing to show that you are. So start acting grateful, or GTFO
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Let's see, we have bomb cyclones, massive blizzards and freezing temps across most the country... what else could go wrong? Mother Nature: "How about we flood New York and New Jersey?"
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 23, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The weather is getting so bad out there that whales are washing up on shore pre-exploded
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently, wokeness has turned New York into "Weed City". Duuude, that sounds awesome. I'd like to partake in some wokeness, please
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So it turns out the North Shore Leader was all over Santos' being "a Fabulist - a Fake..." who makes "fantasy claims and lies to everyone." But it got lost in all the attention being paid to the Governor's race
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Fire aboard Staten Island Ferry in New York harbor, nearly 600 passengers evacuated by same ferry company that saved Captain Sully
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 22, 2022
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Targeting a former Sears, locals are betting that the addition of a casino will lead to an increase in mall foot traffic. No word if the maintenance department will exclusively have Craftsman tools
source: recordonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bear snatches box of bagels from woman's porch, returns 30 minutes later to ask for a schmear
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wayne Coyne says Flaming Lips could not handle people playing "Do You Realize?" at funerals. "Oh no, we're not that sort of group"
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hooray for Jerseywood?
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Western Kentucky is looking to top South Alabama. The Jaguars are looking for their first ever bowl victory, and can do that against the Hilltoppers. It's the only bowl game on Wednesday, the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, at 9:00 PM ET on ESPN
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Pot meets kettle
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having obtained full consent, Virgin hopes to achieve insertion in January
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You win $1.6 million with a royal flush at a progressive poker table. What do you tip the dealer? Apparently $77,000
source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you know how the Romulans call a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
source: redshirtsalwaysdie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Almost Famous" almost closed after almost seven weeks
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today in cyber-dystopia: Facial recognition tech used by MegaCorp to ban all employees of enemy NationalLawFirm from all holdings of MegaCorp, including restaurants and Christmas shows
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You might say there's no such thing as COVID, but as for me and Grandma, we believe
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Goodnight Moon has been putting kids to bed for 75 years. Although The Wire did it better, of course
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
MTA project that was launched in the 60s, stopped in the 70s, relaunched in the 90s, re-relaunched in 2001 with completion promised for 2011 but delayed over a decade, is finally ready to...hang on, there's been another delay
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 19, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ex-felon turned bishop who was famously robbed at gunpoint during a televised church service last year is now a future felon as he's facing federal theft and extortion charges related to allegedly cheating parishioners out of their savings
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP Rep-elect George Santos is either a huge liar or was sent back in time to stop Richard Nixon's head and the upcoming robot uprising
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Semafor)
 
 
 
George Santos' opponent says he warned everyone the guy was imitating Catch Me If You Can
source: semafor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
About 3 months too late, the NY Times gets around to checking the resume of a now-NY Congressman-elect and finds no record of his claimed work history, his education, the animal rescue charity he claimed to run, his company, or his real estate
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My god, it's full of SARS: Covid deaths undercounted by an order of magnitude on the African continent
source: bu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
11 drinks that dominated 2022, or a Farker's typical afternoon. Fake because only 11?
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun December 18, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Ok, who placed an order of roasted bell peppers to go?
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Students at expensive New York university occupy campus, demand A-grades and TotalFark for everyone
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 17, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay's Times Square bland fish & chips shop, reviewed. For tourists, "combination of identifiable food celebrity and wholesome, if boring, food might be just the thing. Even with browned, skin-on fries that look good but taste mealy"
source: ny.eater.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Big Apple sliced by alarming 37% increase of fatal slashings, stabbings
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The party of family values everybody
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Joe Biden" brand cocaine? C'mon, man, nobody's gonna buy that. Everybody wants at least the "Hunter Biden" stuff, or if they can afford it, the "Don Jr." brand
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toronto proudly announces that it scored
source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Fool us 1,438 times, and it may finally be too much" modestly suggested by the NY Post
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs to lay off up to 4,000 people. Season's Greetings
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
George Costanza is alive and well and living in London
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Sean Hannity and Sen. Kennedy talking about and admiring the size of another man's balls
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newsmax anchor: American Girl is so "woke" that I couldn't find a single doll that looked like my precious little (white) girl. The Internet: Dude, white dolls are 90% of their inventory, and you can LITERALLY order one that looks EXACTLY like her
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 14, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Can't improve on this headline: Nation Forgives Harvey Weinstein After He Gets Really Good At Football
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans now just openly discussing how they function like a criminal organization
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Julius' Bar granted historical landmark status for being one of NCY's first gay establishments, inventing tasty orange drink
source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grant Wahl died of a broken heart at the World Cup
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 13, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
source: 6abc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everybody knows that the will was loaded, every lawyer lies with his fingers crossed, everybody knows that we got f*cked over, everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the kids stay poor, the rich get rich
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Banning private jets. New hotness: Banning private helicopters
source: jacobin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris pumps up the Bass
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Herb Deutsch, co-inventor of the Moog synthesizer, has passed away at age 90. Worf inconsolable
source: consequence.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hizzoner Eric Adams took his first three paychecks in cryptocurrencies. Let's see how that's working out for him
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun December 11, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hard to Port
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Heisman)
 
 
 
So, who do you have winning the Heisman Trophy? Stetson Bennett? Max Durgan? C.J. Stroud? Or Caleb Williams? Tune in to find out who wins it at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN
source: heisman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Warning if you bring your child into Manhattan today to see Santa as he may be drunk off his elf
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Warning if you bring your child into Manhattan today to see Santa as he may be drunk off his elf
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh no. Anyway
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Masks are back, baby
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Escape from New York
source: fox9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Like, totally bogus, dude
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Don't want to harsh your mellow but 420 shut down until next year
source: 6abc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conjunction junction he no longer functions
source: nexttv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Yeah, we all shine on...
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Barstool Sports star Francis Ellis offers a fair and balanced assessment of Fox News during a hot-mike moment: "They're just trafficking in hate"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Well yeah. You're killing for two now
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
NYC rats don't believe in professional courtesy
source: patch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 06, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Have you heard about Caroline's comedy club closing? Do you know about this? Have you heard about this? Wow, what a great audience
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ok Fark, you know your duty
source: 6abc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remote office workers refusing to return to the office are killing Downtown and Central Business Districts, according to Downtown and Central Business District building and business owners
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ants have nipples
source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Next "Ghostbusters" movie gets a director. In other news, there's going to be a next "Ghostbusters" movie
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫♪Bahp Bahp Baaahhh♫♪
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested for bringing nunchucks in carry on bag at LaGuardia airport. To be fair, nunchucks are one of the more effective tools for defending against NYC rats
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
King of Staten Island abdicates to Kings County (Brooklyn)
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun December 04, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
He's got 99 problems, but a birthday ain't one. Happy 53rd birthday to Jay-Z
source: en.m.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Adams: NYC needs better transit in time for the 2026 World Cup. MTA: Best we can do is 2037, but we're already meeting FIFA corruption goals
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House for sale: 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, baseboard heat, full basement, one owner
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA running out of bandwidth to talk to all their deep space missions
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Yeaaaah.....that's not happening
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Please, PLEASE give him a vasectomy while he's there
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 03, 2022
(SFist)
 
 
 
Involuntarily commitment could be the tool needed to clean up city streets, politics tab
source: sfist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This collection of sleeping animals is why the D'Awww tab was created
source: boredpanda.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
With Hakeem Jeffries in charge, CNN does it's usually headline about Democrats in...array?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Homeland Security says terrorism won't take a holiday
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Time to wear the original black
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Believe It or Not, Believe It or Not museum in Atlantic City will close
source: 6abc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 01, 2022
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bette Midler admits to being a Farker
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's not really Christmas in New York until Rochester lights the Genesee Keg Tree
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC is looking for a director of rodent mitigation. The rat czar should be a swashbuckling person with a crafty humor, a general aura of badassery and a virulent vehemence for vermin
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"BRING. the. JETS. HOME"
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Zach Wilson is taking his, errr, leaving your ball and going home
source: totalprosports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Air BnB is going to bring that same happy party atmosphere to your apartment complex as it has for all of our neighborhoods. Enjoy
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa Airport has a giant Flamingo statue that needs a name. You know what to do Farkers
source: wfla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 29, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dallas considering ban on public, private gas-powered lawn equipment, driving stake into Heart of Big Oil
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 28, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 72nd to Ed Harris, who has looked his age for the past 30 years
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Natural Christmas tree or artificial? CNN asks the question, now FIGHT
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says "freedom" like your mom spending $300 a day to have you deprogrammed by a tennis coach for having feminist ideas
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun November 27, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Customer breaks jar of salsa. Does the clerk: A) Grab a broom and dustpan to clean up the mess? B) Put a "Wet Floor/Piso Mojado" sign over the broken jar? C) Grab her gun and shoot the customer? Difficulty: Texas
source: 1031kcda.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC restaurant owner credits Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs with saving his business, and not by covering the spread
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's skinniest skyscraper is almost complete, already fat-shaming its neighbors
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Hooters girls in London called "tacky" and "awkward" for performing in an American accent, people of London unaware the point of Hooters is to be tacky and awkward while eating terrible overpriced food
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 24, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The new reality of New Yorkers who had pot convictions opening pot shops and having their records clean is just settling in
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Your dog does not want turkey, please compost Thanksgiving leftovers
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What will the best floats be? Which bands will be the best? Any other surprises that the parade has? It's the 2022 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, beginning at 8:45 AM ET on NBC and streaming on Peacock
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 23, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs nation's first cryptocurrency mining ban so the industry's environmental impact can be studied
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Always make sure you've not packed your live cat before checking your luggage at airline counter
source: nbc-2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 22, 2022
(SILive)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought chocolate turkeys could fly
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to two of subby's long-term crushes, ScarJo and JLC
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: The biggest challenge facing Nancy Pelosi's successor. No, not Democrats in disarray. Well, no more than normal, anyway
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 21, 2022
(PureWow)
 
 
 
Likely to fall into a food coma after arguing with a drunk uncle on Turkey Day its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss movies/TV seen this week. What've you been watching? LGT Thanksgiving Films. What did they miss? Which did you like?
source: purewow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's rebelling against your family, and then there's this asshole
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun November 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah, they're going to get right on that. Any day now. Any. Day. Now
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of master race fail to master 7 proxies
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 18, 2022
(Fox 28 New York)
 
 
 
Watertown NY mayor has plan to freeze homeless people
source: wwnytv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Sorry, but we've got to raise the cash bridge toll to an eye-popping $17. Why? Ah, inflation... yea ... that's the ticket. Inflation
source: nj1015.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Talk about a buzz kill
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Man enters NY Times' HQ with an ax and sword, presumably to hack up their Gutenberg printing press and execute all the carrier pigeons
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 17, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Owners of "The Watcher" beg police to watch their house
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Nice car. Did it come with a turn signal? Feds deem New Jersey's highway safety messages are too Jersey
source: inquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Submitter is going out on a limb here but he's guessing "sex"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Lorne Michaels turns 78 today, finally matching the current number of SNL cast members
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Public Library's most borrowed book is wild
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Big Apple commuters finally have something good to growl about
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 16, 2022
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
After finishing last in the AL Central, the KC Royals celebrate their 65-97 record by planning to build a new stadium in downtown Kansas City
source: kmbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
As pickleball increases in popularity, doctors report rise in number of Pickle Incidents
source: wibw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Can't improve on this shade: "Florida Man Makes Announcement, page 26"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 15, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Holy roller sending asylum seekers from Texas to Philadelphia on a bus as Jesus commanded. Gritty will watch over them and mold them into the leaders of tomorrow
source: 6abc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan man is now hated by vast majority of New Yorkers. No, not Kid Rock
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A look at why it's cheaper to fly in the US than take a train
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google fined nearly 0.16 percent of its 2021 profits for blatantly and repeatedly tracking users without permission. That'll show 'em
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans have found their civil war enemy and it is a) radical socialist Democrats, b) Antifa, c) the GOP
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun November 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
New York is about to screw up legal weed the same way that California did
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You are NOT reading this from one of these 10 Zip codes
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey announces televised Christmas special. All she wants for Christmas is your soul
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stat News)
 
 
 
COVID Winter is Coming: booster take rate is low, test tracking is no longer useful, and antibodies are not effective against the latest Omicron strains
source: statnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Small-town tree leaving today. It's gonna make a brand new start of it, then find that it's lumber one. Practically anywhere. New York, New York
source: dailygazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Tracy Morgan who's still living every Shark Week like it's been impregnated
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 09, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Donatello get snubbed? Can Leonardo handle the heat in Qatar? It's the USMNT World Cup squad announcement, live on ESPN2 at 5:00 pm ET
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Are you a Californian looking to relax and enjoy a nice flavored tobacco product now that the election is over? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football sees Raven travel South to the play the Saints. Will Baltimore beat New Orleans or will Saints march to victory? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trumpet sales in Queens expected to remain strong for the next five years
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun November 06, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Was it a D-cell? Those can be pretty nasty if you huck them hard enough
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 05, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden "ain't buying" what the hand-wringing media is selling
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now that the NYC subway system's problems with violence, filth and corruption have been solved, who's up for bingo?
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 04, 2022
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Candy Crush Saga drone show lights up NYC skyline. King Kong dies of diabetes
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Degrassi reboot Batgirled by HBO Max, which had ordered 10 episodes before going into cost-cutting mode
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 03, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
I hate NJ Nazis
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Campaign? In our moment of triumph?
source: nysfocus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Two of rock and roll's greatest living legends announce co-headlining tour
source: consequence.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NY Republican gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin secures the all important Naked Cowboy endorsement
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AM New York)
 
 
 
New York approach, this is the personal flying copter thingy requesting 500 AGL obstruction of Class Bravo .. Hey, what's that building in front of
source: amny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
New York City requires job postings to list salary ranges for transparency. Result: businesses list ranges like "0 to $2 million"
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 02, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
Hero
 
Ray Walston would have been 108 today. Aloha, Mr. Hand
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kathy Hochul falls behind Lee Zeldin in key poll
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
The Staten Island Ferry project is sailing along as smoothly as one would expect
source: the-sun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 01, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
BBC creating fake Americans to figure out how fake information is spread
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ohio looks to make noncitizen voting illegal, undocumented migrants still good for cheap labor not an issue
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The New York Post hack was an inside job
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
In a world where Companies keep salary secret, it's easy to underpay people, especially women and minorites. That world is ending - Welcome to Pay Transparency
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 31, 2022
(AM New York)
 
 
 
NY gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin's campaign clarifies that 'people should not be holding signs' that call Gov. Kathy Hochul the c-word
source: amny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suddenly, all the Farkers decided to move to the New York after it was announced that residents could earn money by drinking beer
source: wpdh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Raines Sandwich was invented to skirt Prohibition, though nobody in their right mind would eat one
source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
John Fetterman's disastrous performance in last week's PA Senate debate has given Mehmet Oz a unique opportunity to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Which Oz is seizing with both hands
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
If it walks like a loser, talks like a loser, AND looks like a loser...it just might be one
source: thenation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun October 30, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 83rd birthday to Grace Slick. Hopefully she feeds her head with birthday cake
source: en.m.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What lies beneath NYC's Washington Square Park? Just the secrets of the 20,000 dead bodies buried there
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 29, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh, you New York Post 😏
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Today's "what ever happened to?" article is about that relic of a simpler, more optimistic time: the World's Fair
source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The odds of this happening are one in 331 billion. And yet it did
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently this Mondrian painting was accidentally flipped for 75 years ...and we are living upside down
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Board of Elections now investigating whether NY gov candidate Lee Zeldin improperly coordinated with two Super PACs that have spent millions on anti-Kathy Hochul ads
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: