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| Sun June 13, 2021 |
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Americans are buying lipstick and condoms. Don't kink shame
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In addition to Steve Rogers, MCU birthday wishes also to Quicksilver, Darcy Lewis, Erik Selvig, and Wanda's twin sisters
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"Happy 70th, John-Boy." "Happy birthday, John-Boy." "Congratulations, John-Boy." "HBD, John-Boy." "That's a lot of candles, John-Boy." "Enjoy your cake, John-Boy" "Have a great one, John-Boy"
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New Yorkers have forgotten that Montana has a winter
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Happy Birthday to the MCU's first Captain America who is 40 years young today
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| Fri May 14, 2021 |
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ECW Legend New Jack, 58, is with the angels, now... and he's slicing their heads open with a cheese grater and a kendo stick. Who let that psycho past the Pearly Gates?
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Cuomo: "Harassment is not making someone feel uncomfortable". Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Too late
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Police looking for two men who slashed at least three people on NYC subway. As expected, no one saw a thing
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Unmasked, do not harass the masked
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Today is National Decency Day, so let's all take a moment to be kind to each other, to show respect to other people's points of view, and to appreciate how wonderful Subby is for posting this headline
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While filming Scorsese's Killers of the Flower Moon you don't have to tell Robert De Niro to break a leg, he just does it. He's that good of an actor
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| Mon April 26, 2021 |
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Does Schrödinger's renting a new office in a Times Square office building while simultaneously at their current location mean their tenancies are both alive and dead?
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MIT study says ride-sharing ls lyfting traffic numbers and making congestion uber-worse
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In today's edition of "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
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Rand Paul, who apparently has a fourteenth-century understanding of infectious disease, excretes more weapons-grade Stupid into the public realm
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Father pulls 9-year-old daughter out of $43,000/year private school and moves to Florida to avoid having her hear about Black Lives Matter. "First and foremost, neither I, nor my child, have 'white privilege,' nor do we need to apologize for it"
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Supreme Court will hear a major NRA-backed gun rights case over a 1913 statute that limits New Yorkers from carrying concealed handguns while in public. Way to read the room guys
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Happy Birthday Carol Burnett. We're so glad to spend this time together
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Apple building a $1bil, 3,000-employee campus in the Raleigh, NC, Research Triangle area mostly to remind Duke of how much they suck
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| Tue April 20, 2021 |
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Ok, you've got it...come on, keep going, wait, a little to the right...ok...oh fark...UGGHHH
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I think I might need to spend less time on Fark, because at a first glance I thought this headline was telling me that the NY teachers' union was backing a stripper
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New Jersey adding a "Who's askin'? What are you, the gender police? I got your gender identity right here pal" option to drivers licenses
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New Jersey man dies in Pennsylvania skydiving accident creating possible skydiving fatality trifecta
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The post-Citizens United landscape: since 2009, $1 of every $13 in political donations came from just a dozen people; and the top 100 ZIP codes, less than 1% of the population, accounted for 20% of political groups' fundraising
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Peter Luger Steak House will open its Tokyo branch this September. Of course it's rare - it's the first location outside New York since it first opened in 1887
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| Tue April 06, 2021 |
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New York, Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and New Jersey together reported 44% of the nation's new COVID-19 infections
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From the people who brought you "What pasta dish are you?" quizzes, here's some actual journalism about how the police have used facial recognition technology. (Penne and meatballs with vodka sauce was my answer)
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If you were at the "Stop Asian Hate" rally in NYC this weekend and you noticed the woman who kinda looked like Rihanna, guess what?
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Gov. Andrew Cuomo is pushing hard on Penn15
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Not that she was likely to get many job offers in the next little while, but the US OSC has found that a former Trump HUD official violated the Hatch Act and fined her $1,000 and barred her from being employed by the federal government for 4 years
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A river, go cry me one
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Highest-paying states for 50 jobs. DC has the most. Alaska makes list for: crossing guards and flaggers; dental hygienists; locksmiths and safe repairers; massage therapists
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Pete Davidson moves out of his mother's basement, still the king of Staten Island
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Developers find that plans to erect giant Penn 15 rubs people the wrong way
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Why "the pathway to ending the pandemic runs through a bunch of loons huffing Jesus farts"
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First trachea transplant performed on woman from the Bronchs
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| Mon April 05, 2021 |
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Today is National Deep Dish Pizza Day. Casserole jokes to the right. Delicious, cheesy casserole jokes
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The Count de Orange is calling for boycott of companies that are opposing Georgia's new voter suppression laws. A complete boycott would mean no air travel, spending money, professional baseball, use of the Internet and especially no Star Trek
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4.0 magnitude earthquake hits LA, aka "Who farted, y'all?"
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Is "bystander intervention training" an effective way of combating a rise in hate crime? Some say it's just a new way to get yourself killed faster
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Ice cream shop in Poughkeepsie combines three things you already love: grilled sandwiches, donuts, and ice cream, thus inventing the doughnini. Ta-da
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