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| Tue May 19, 2020 |
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Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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Attractive, young, and photogenic, Canadian foxes prove irresistible to wild and crazy guys
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Is what they're now calling the mystery coronavirus-related illness showing up in kids
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It's a trap
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How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history
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Hong Kong used masks to stop coronavirus, and yet Americans are upset at the inconvenience
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96-year-old woman speaks Welsh for the first time in forty years, in a victory either for preserving knowledge of older times or for knocking back eight martinis in a single sitting
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| Mon May 11, 2020 |
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New York State to start re-opening by the end of the week. Not yours NYC
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Let's reopen state parks but leave restrooms closed. What could possibly go wrong?
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Shutting down the subway for four hours late at night will destroy New York City
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What's the REAL US death toll from Coronavirus? Well in NYC alone, there were 24,000 "excess deaths" between late April and May. 19,000 of those were confirmed Coronavirus cases, but the other 5,000? Yeah probably NOT a coincidence
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New Yorkers, it's time to start your engines. Alternate side street of the parking is coming back
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Andre Harrell, founder of Uptown Records and 'discoverer' of P Diddy, passes away at age 59
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"We were all thinking this is a disease that kills old people, not kids"
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Jerry Stiller passes away at 92, has a lot of problems with you people
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Easy: Use it as the launch movie for HBO Max
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| Mon May 04, 2020 |
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The New York Public Library's Main Branch combats social distancing by releasing series of audio clips so you can remember the soft murmur of visitors, the turn of a page, the indignant shushing of a spectral, focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm
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Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New Jersey ... Oh wait, that's Governor Murphy. It only feels like Andy speaks for everyone in these parts
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Remember when people said it would be impossible to distribute all the food being thrown out by America's farmers? Yeah, they were wrong
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The kooked-up Marianne Williamson zombie presidential campaign is still pushing forward, screwing over vendors "with love" along its kooked-up way
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NYPD: Look, mayor's orders. We can't cite all those white folks crowding the pier in the nice part of Manhattan until we make our black-people-beatdown quota in the Bronx
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That thread about how America can't accept 2,000 deaths a day as the new normal, don't worry, you won't have to tolerate that level. It's going to be 3,000 a day instead
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Franklin Graham told to pack up his tents and GTFO of NYC after repeatedly breaking his promise that his Central Park hospital would not discriminate against LGBTQ people or evangelize
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It was eight years ago today that the Avengers assembled for the first time
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Heineken sues over 15,000 cases of beer, but in the end, a single case was resolved
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"I can't believe that Jeep ended up almost perfectly in the parking space"
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Restaurant break-ins are apparently the hottest entries on the menu these days
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| Fri May 01, 2020 |
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"Get creative to show your support for rent strikes + #CancelRent by dropping banners, putting signs in your windows, & even taking over phonebooths." Wait, there are STILL phonebooths? Like Bill & Ted phonebooths? Strange things are afoot
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"Even if you go back into 1917, that was the worst of all time, but it was also not as bad as here. It was a bad one, but it wasn't quite like what we're going through right now," says Trump of flu pandemic that killed 650,000 Americans. In 1918
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Hey ladies, you wanna get with an older dude who has nipple piercings?
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Who was that masked man who licked a woman on the subway? Seriously, police want to know
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This is the most awesome and amazing video of the pilot's eye view of the joint Blue Angels/Thunderbirds New York City overflight the other day that you will ever see you live to be a million. And, yes, Subby is sobbing like a baby watching it
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What do corona virus first responders need? Nuclear support
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Men might be dying more often from Coronavirus, but women are working themselves to the bone trying to save us from it
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| Wed April 29, 2020 |
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One simple trick to make $69 million
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The Hudson River will glow a little less as of Thursday as the Indian Point Nuclear Plant shutters another reactor
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New Orleans may cancel Mardi Gras celebrations in 2021 to avoid a repeat of this years COVID-fest on Bourbon Street
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"In recent years, some of these human remains have reappeared aboveground," Now there's a sentence you don't see every day
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US media last week: "China's sweeping bodies under the rug, their death toll was 50% higher than they said it was." US media this week: "Uh, so we checked under our rug"
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Wait. Someone wanted to built an amusement park here? Really? Also, this island would be an excellent theme for a sitcom and/or horror TV series about the adventures of the lonely caretaker who has to deal with... every thing. Discuss
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Typically, car/train crashes happen at road crossings not on bridge overpasses. W/ pics
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Pfizer: we should have a Coronavirus vaccine ready by the fall
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The White House has a plan to test every American for COVID-19, and it'll be done by the third year of Biden's presidency
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Simple farmers, the people of the land, the common clay of the new West, are new hot spots
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| Thu April 23, 2020 |
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Country legend Steve Earle has a new track out, and it's probably not going to be coal executive Don Blankenship's campaign song
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The Sopranos' actors Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirripa talk about life in isolation, and how their characters would react to the deadly coronavirus crisis. So yeah, you're gonna die a horrible death
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Coronavirus has recovered from James Dolan
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A lady and her dog? Sure, I'll take a look ... bark, bark, bark
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Sign Outside Did Tell You
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The coronavirus is starting to penetrate Red America, and Trump supporters are looking very vulnerable to it. Although most of them have already been thoroughly gnawed on by roving leopards, so they may just be accustomed to pain and misery by now
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Nobody wants to read "why I left New York during coronavirus" personal essays
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NYC likely to delay the start of Manhattan congestion pricing as if there has been any congestion in almost six weeks
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Dirty old cars in the dirty old streets of NYC circa the 70's
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Kids' drawings from lockdown across the world show what they collectively miss the most - friends, outside, and their Nanas and Papas
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This public company applied for 48 small business loans - one for each of its hotels
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How do I deal with a friend who thinks the Coronavirus is a hoax?
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| Tue April 21, 2020 |
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Say "It's a flu" again, motherf*cker
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Mike Bloomberg spent more than $1 billion on four-month presidential campaign. Hey, anyone remember Mike Bloomberg?
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New York's snitch line is seeing results, if by results you mean pics of middle fingers and penises
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Sideshow Bob's entry to the Marvel Cinematic Universe delayed until next summer
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NYC to honor coronavirus heroes with a ticker-tape parade once the lockdowns are lifted. Trump can sleep in that morning
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COVID-19 is devastating jazz. Impact on bootlegging, flappers, West Egg still unknown
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Choose cardboard caskets, it's better for the environment and faster to burn down in the crematorium
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Even though you'll probably be dead and buried, your masks, ventilators, and Zoom recordings will one day become the artifacts of our time preserved in museums
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| Thu April 16, 2020 |
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Good: Eating dad's cooking at home. Bad: Eating dad at home
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The coronavirus pandemic has been good for dictators as they ruthlessly clamp down, seize power and rule by decree, but enough about NYC co-op boards
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MIT/Romero Institute study: NYC subways a major disseminator of coronavirus; NYC subway riders major disseminators
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Mad king declares the pandemic has passed its peak - our containment strategy is working, so now's the time to abandon it
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Verizon to buy BlueJeans in a effort to break into video conferencing. Some say it's a riveting move, others think it may be an iffy fit and take time to fit well
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Dammit. Looks like we'll have to go back to irradiating spiders and sitting in on gamma ray testing
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You may have heard SNL's Michael Che lost his grandmother to COVID-19. He has now paid the rent for all the residents in her building. Follow-up Tag steps aside as Subby rubs some dust from his eyes
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Experts warn that those Facebook trends of sharing your old yearbook photo, first dog's name, street where you grew up, favorite password, etc might be dangerous
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Reporter who has obviously not been locked in his house for the last four weeks with his wife and children asks NJ Governor why liquor stores are essential but churches are not
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Peter Billingsley is 49 today, never did shoot his eye out as a kid
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Quick note: If you've had 17 old people die from COVID-19 in the nursing home you manage, hiding their bodies in a shed or empty room isn't going to stop people from looking for them
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Watch Fred Armisen create comedy gold
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"The number of deaths from the shutdown may exceed the number of deaths from the coronavirus." Man, Fox News will let any random idiot say any random idiotic thing
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| Tue April 14, 2020 |
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This Outsider artist is king of the long game. Never give up, never surrender, never miss a day
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Vote-by-mail is what this country needs to save the November election says noted liberal rag The New York Post
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NY Gov. Cuomo one-ups Trump in his battle with the White House over the state's management of the coronavirus crisis: "The president will have no fight from me"
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Rainbow appears over New York City during the 7 o'clock cheer. But what does it mean? You can't explain that
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Doctors in the rural south don't need testing to know that corona's virus is a-coming. They can hear it on the breath of the wind, in the strange silence of the morning whipporwhill, in the awkward splash of the young rascal's foot in the mud puddle
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Remember that Big East basketball tournament last month that was cancelled at halftime of a game when someone released it could pose a public health problem? This reporter remembers, and is only now recovered from COVID-19
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Remember that Big East basketball tournament last month that was cancelled at halftime of a game when someone released it could pose a public health problem? This reporter remembers, and is only now recovered from COVID-19
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Gosh, and to think we all missed out on having Michael Bloomberg as the Democratic presidential candidate
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Gaming consoles? Increase in demand does not equal "stockpiling"
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Jackals are reappearing in Tel Aviv. This is not an allegory or repeat from 125 BC
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Excuse me? Governor Cuomo? Can we join your I95 gang?
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Nebraska's Republican governor, discount store Lex Luthor Pete Ricketts, refuses to issue a stay-at-home order, putting the entire state at risk of a Coronavirus outbreak
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Good luck on getting sick in America if you speak a rare language. However, good fortune for interpreters who speak that rare language. So, if you speak Kiswahili or Amharic or other rare languages, there is work to be had
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| Mon April 13, 2020 |
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Maybe some good news about the coronavirus, it seems some new relationships are getting fast-tracked because of people quarantining together
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On the plus side, alternate side of the street parking in NYC is suspended for another two weeks
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Trump: I alone will make the decision to re-open states Governors of CA, CT, DE, NJ, NY, OR, PA, RI, WA: Nice try cheese-puff
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Midwest MMA fighter brings the fight to NYC hospital
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Let's see what's trending on Twitter...oooohhhhh
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Need to up your working from home game? Here are eight examples of quarantine workspaces from famous designers
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It's a rat eat rat world out there these days
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EMT who served NYC 24 years and worked at Ground Zero as part of search and rescue efforts after 9/11, dies of coronavirus. Thank you for your service
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Biker gang takes over New York streets on Upper East Side. In related story, officials looking for one 'Snake Plisskin'
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Toto, I don't think we're in Central Park anymore
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Sorry, folks, the economy's closed for the next year and a half. Banker out front shoulda told ya
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FDNY now say the number of New Yorkers who refuse to be taken to hospitals has more than doubled amid the coronavirus crisis, city EMTs blame the situation on people's fear of contracting the virus at the hospital
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The case for never wearing pants again
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Even if you can afford a house right now, no one will sell you one
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Let's post some funny videos on here, shall we?
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New York City sports photographer Anthony Causi the latest to succumb to the novel Coronavirus
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| Fri April 10, 2020 |
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Worry not you NYC idiots, Mayor Bill de Blasio says he has no regrets about telling you drunks to visit bars the day before they were shut down to contain the spread of coronavirus
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Trump sets new benchmark that is sure to be denied and walked back in short order
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I know, everyone: Let's take a big group photo of us crawling up each others a** during a pandemic. What could possibly go wrong?
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Arizona pizza parlor uses robots to deliver food, feed Sarah Connor
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Dear Slate, I'm a lesbian, but when the coronavirus lockdown started, I drank 2 bottles of wine with my male housemate and started boinking him. Am I a slut, bi, or just an alcoholic?
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New York state now has more coronavirus cases than any single country outside the USA. [FACEPALM] tag quarantined after touching its face, [FAIL] tag is at an anti-shutdown protest, and [FLORIDA] is nervously sweating at the community senior center
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Officials in several cities have asked local hotels for help in housing emergency workers quarantining from their families, the homeless, or less acute Covid patients. Trump Hotels are conspicuously absent from the list of hotels that have responded
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Empty streets and clean air: Photos from around the world showing life during the lockdowns
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It's almost like you're saying being rich is better during a pandemic?
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San Francisco's mayor did everything de Blasio didn't to fight coronavirus
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| Thu April 09, 2020 |
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Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, practicing social distancing in prison
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WHO determines dogs not susceptible to COVID-19. All dogs under quarantine can now go outside. In other words, WHO let the dogs out
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Dr Fauci recommends we never shake hands ever again. We can still wink at each other
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In Telangana, India, the kids are alright
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One positive of Covid-19: Assuming you can get a flight to where you want to go, those long, twisty TSA lines are a thing of the past
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This is like the beginning of a horror movie. Keep Carol Anne away from the TV
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People are using Craigslist to find their Coronavirus hookup
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Dr. Fauci hopes to see normalization in the US by summer, region by region. Sorry Washington, DC, it will be at least late January 2021 for you
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For over a month after the first US COVID-19 case, the Trump administration pushed US companies to export masks, ventilators, and other needed medical supplies to China. Source: Commerce Department bulletin to manufacturers
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Some people see a national pandemic as a time to stay safe. Others see a chance to blitz across an empty continent and set a new Cannonball record
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Fran Lebowitz reminds you that she ran out of farks to give in 1983, weighs in on Trump, de Blasio, Cuomo, Biden, Bloomberg, Giuliani, Sanders, and Warren
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Good news: Total hospitalizations in NY rose by only 200 yesterday. Bad news: Because 799 beds were "freed" up
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"It's basically like a mass casualty incident right now. It's almost a hopeless situation"
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New Yorkers make tiny work-from-home spaces bearable - even beautiful. Apparently by inserting models into each of them
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Sex researcher explains quarantine horniness
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Due to the coronavirus, public transit around the country is now in a death spiral. Just when it's needed most
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