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Mon February 06, 2023
		Somebody at AP got caught playing with ChatGPT all day, and claimed it was "for work", so now we have this article source: msn.com \| share:	54
		"FDNY firefighters... extinguished a fire and located a man who was dead inside." A man that was dead inside? What's his Fark handle? source: foxnews.com \| share:	33
		Most of "George Santos'" constituents hate him, but maybe they're just saying that source: npr.org \| share:	81
		Chair hurling vandals paint a backwards swastika on the windows of George Santos' NYC office source: msn.com \| share:	97
		3.8 magnitude earthquake reported in Buffalo area, herds now rampaging through local towns source: abc7ny.com \| share:	47
		Remember how oh-so-funny Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to link his name to it like an albatross, but then Obama embraced the term and beat them all? Well, this is like that, except with busing migrants across the country source: npr.org \| share:	129
		Was that wrong? Should we have not done that? I tell you we gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to us at all... What's that?... You told us in 2011 and again in 2018? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	243
		Biden is 'Old and boring,' but who cares what 'fat and irrelevant' thinks source: businessinsider.com \| share:	88

Sun February 05, 2023
		Trump 2016 campaign has settled with staffer who sued them over the NDA she had to sign, paying $450,000. More importantly, the settlement negates the NDAs 422 other staffers had to sign, meaning they are now free to speak out about what they saw source: rollingstone.com \| share:	96

Sat February 04, 2023
		Where there is (Marijuana) smoke, there is fire(arms) source: reuters.com \| share:	61
		Melting pot residents are just about fed up with melting pot migrants source: nypost.com \| share:	90
		To indict him, New York City prosecutors would've had to go full Person Woman Man Camera TV source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	51
		Orly? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	32
		George Santos: Well, as my Uncle Ben once said, "With great power comes great responsibility" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	48
		If you're going to write fake tickets to meet your quota that definitely doesn't exist, at least make sure to choose a person who isn't dead, officer source: cbsnews.com \| share:	43

Fri February 03, 2023
		Coffee is expensive, and so is the cost of bail when I don't have any source: cnbc.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy)		NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown source: thecity.nyc \| share:	56
		In honor of Flat Fark Friday, the animal of the day for tonight's MSNBC thread at 7pm ET is any flat fark of an animal source: msnbc.com \| share:	159
		"In many parts of the northern U.S., it's really cold. Here's how to stay safe" - It's called winter and it used to happen once every year source: npr.org \| share:	72
		Tucker Carlson laments the only thing George Santos is guilty of is wearing a stylish tan suit, eating arugula, and occasionally rocking some mom jeans source: mediaite.com \| share:	46
		Empire State Building plans to troll New Yorkers even more with Philadelphia Eagles celebrations if they win the Super Bowl source: nypost.com \| share:	14
		We can put it rest. You pronounce gyro as gyro source: thetakeout.com \| share:	53

Thu February 02, 2023
		Posting pictures of rodents known as "groundhogs" or "woodchucks" repeatedly to this, the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, will result in punishment. Thank you very much. --the mgmt source: msnbc.com \| share:	183
		George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros source: msn.com \| share:	58
		Anthony Bourdain's humble yet perfectly made Les Halles steak frites were the best fries in New York, and here's his three-step process source: tastingtable.com \| share:	45
		First police report in Tyre Nichols case turns out to be filled with lies. Subby is trying to find his shocked face hidden in this giant stack of Obvious and 'murica tags source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	119
		New York, tired of losing to Chicago at pizza, tries again with its own "Bean" sculpture source: upi.com \| share:	122
		George Santos admits to lying but says that everything from here on out will be above board, and that's a promise you can take to the bank, which he owns source: msn.com \| share:	57

Wed February 01, 2023
		Dead dog bites congressman source: politico.com \| share:	63
		Dead dog bites congressman source: politico.com \| share:	63
		This is all perfectly normal, all defendants would get this treatment from a judge source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	76
		New York's Third Congressional District is seeing a surge in crime, according to one of the founding members of the Avengers source: mediaite.com \| share:	45
		Well, it's Wednesday, and this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	81
		I love my FedEx guy because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	42
		LeBron James in MSG messed around, got a triple-double, moved up two notches on the all-time assist list source: espn.com \| share:	14
(Some Failure)		The greatest health care system ever intersects with the gig economy to give you the Door Dash guy as your disabled grandpa's caregiver source: conversationalist.org \| share:	94
		Krysten Sinema is about to get Fetterman-ed source: politicususa.com \| share:	106
		Buried lede: "A legal document that read like a joke, with Trump attorney Alina Habba going as far as claiming there is formally no such thing as the 'Trump Organization' " source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	103
		The man responsible for The Happening wants to be forgiven for making The Village too source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	36

Tue January 31, 2023
		And I don't know where I'm going, I just want to be left alone. Well, when this train ends I'll try again, but I'm leaving my 7pm ET MSNBC thread at home source: msnbc.com \| share:	97
		Celsius in hot water source: gizmodo.com \| share:	16
		Oh I'd plead the fifth 200 times, and plead the fifth 200 more, just to be TFG who pleaded the fifth 400 times to Letitia James as questioner source: cbsnews.com \| share:	74
		71% of the Republicans in George Santos's district want him to resign from Congress and quit his other jobs as Chief Surgeon at Saint Eligius Hospital and Captain of the Hill Street Police Station source: mediaite.com \| share:	129
		Citing injuries from storming the beaches of Iwo Jima on D day. George Santos rescues himself from committee assignments source: npr.org \| share:	99
		In which New York discovers yet another way Chicago beats them, food-wise source: twitter.com \| share:	49
		TFG sues Bob Woodward on the grounds that he agreed to be recorded for Woodward's book, but not for the audiobook version source: nbcnews.com \| share:	157
		If you are single and ready to mingle, you may want to decide which state might be best to look for your new boo source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	16
		Well of course he does. Capone wasn't the subject of as many federal investigations source: yahoo.com \| share:	82
		Florida woman moved to Florida for lower taxes but bad schools, cheaper housing but higher insurance, less traffic but more drug trafficking, and fewer crowds but Disney source: businessinsider.com \| share:	80

Mon January 30, 2023
		Long-time Amtrak rider finally raises the money they need to fix that crumbling 150-year-old tunnel in Baltimore source: apnews.com \| share:	60
		Brits try Michelin starred Mexican in New York City... with a Korean Chef source: youtube.com \| share:	10
		Empire State Building lights up in green and white to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles win. What could possibly go wrong in G-Men territory? source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	26
		NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas source: politico.com \| share:	231
		NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas source: politico.com \| share:	231
		A rare Van Dyck painting sold for $3M after the seller originally bought it for $600. Subby had no idea that Dick could paint so well in addition to the singing and the acting source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		7% of the entire American workforce is currently debilitated by long covid source: theguardian.com \| share:	24
		CNN ratings continue to get worse. Somehow source: thewrap.com \| share:	48

Sun January 29, 2023
		AZ GOP Chair candidate: I wish to unify the AZ GOP. AZ GOP Chair-elect: One Party, Under Trump, Indivisible, With MAGA For All source: msn.com \| share:	53
		Subby would submit: this is the first time someone preferred the Stephen King version over real life source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	25

Sat January 28, 2023
(Some Guy)		Between 1939-1941, New York City attempted to photograph every building in the 5 boroughs. These are those photos. dun-dun source: 1940s.nyc \| share:	34
		AOC is growing more powerful than ever source: politico.com \| share:	170
(Some Sonnet Slinger)		That flaky poetry nerd you dated in grad school was a CIA spook. Next up: Is the weekly Fark Writer's Thread a psyop honeypot? source: shirleyfreitas.com \| share:	16
		Bike lanes raise sales by 12%, but store owners still question if that's worth dealing with cyclists source: kottke.org \| share:	41
		In a bizarre interview, Knicks owner James Dolan threatens to stop selling alcohol at Madison Square Garden if efforts to make him stop using facial recognition software to ban people he doesn't like from MSG don't end source: mediaite.com \| share:	10
		You might wanna sit down for this, but some of George Santos' campaign donors may not exist. Fake tag is exhausted, Obvious tag comes on in relief source: motherjones.com \| share:	79

Fri January 27, 2023
		After losing the House in 2018, losing the presidency in 2020, and vastly underperforming in 2022, the RNC takes the bold step of re-electing Ronna McDaniel as their chair source: politico.com \| share:	83
		Her fee was ten sen an hour, and sometimes her patrons handed over a extra five or ten sen by way of a tip. When that happened, she took care to show them plenty of leg, but she drew the line at Fresh Hell Friday in the MSNBC thread @ 7 pm Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	164
		The Untalented Mr. Ripley thinks he has no enemies source: politico.com \| share:	45
		Inside the Brazilian WhatsApp group working to get the word out about the "true story" of conman George Santos source: motherjones.com \| share:	39
(Some Guy)		Army Corps of Engineers releases renderings of a potential sea wall to protect the West Side of Manhattan against storm surges from climate change, seeks Snake Plissken's input source: thecity.nyc \| share:	54
		Give it a shot source: yahoo.com \| share:	48
		Today's Santos lies brought to you by Vanity Fair source: vanityfair.com \| share:	47
		Bill Barr once traveled to Italy to get the Italian government to help discredit the Trump/Russia investigation. They responded by giving him evidence of Trump crimes source: ca.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	73

Thu January 26, 2023
		For the second straight year, Nathaniel "Can't" Hackett serves as the bait trying to lure big fish Aaron Rodgers. This time the unfortunate angler is the New York Jets source: espn.com \| share:	10
		For a cool $13 million you can buy Radio Island in New York harbor - free of pesky neighbors with the exception of one giant copper lady with a torch source: messynessychic.com \| share:	14
		Sucks to be wealthy NYC apartment owners using Airbnb if city enforces its new law against short-term rentals, about 10,000 listings could be wiped off the platform by the end of the year source: theguardian.com \| share:	27
		New York City courthouse gets a statue of RBG to pay tribute to her and her fight for abortion, critics wonder about the tentacles she has for arms source: twitter.com \| share:	189
		What possible harm could come from giving a sociopath access to classified information? source: thehill.com \| share:	38

Wed January 25, 2023
		Amateur photographer Sir Paul McCartney rediscovers hundreds of long-lost photos from his collection, dating from 1963-64 when he was messing around in some rock band and wanted to capture the moments with his mates source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
		"Is the debt ceiling Biden's Katrina?" -New York Times Pitchbot. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, pitching for fun and profit edition source: farkfiction.net \| share:	41
		"The department said there was a partial match "to a 1947 case centered around 34th Street in New York City." It said it would need more DNA samples "from other known Santa encounters to make a definitive match" source: apnews.com \| share:	27
		Told you New York Islanders center Brock Nelson was hardcore source: tmz.com \| share:	9
		Goldman Sachs says the walls are closing in for the cities of San Jose, California; Austin, Texas; Phoenix, Arizona; and San Diego, California, warns they will all suffer a 2008-like crash in home values source: nypost.com \| share:	43
		Lea Michelle is still a "mean girl" source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	31
		It's a very, very, very small start, but it's a start. Maybe, possibly, we'll see source: ktla.com \| share:	59

Tue January 24, 2023
		DOJ files SECOND anti-trust lawsuit against Google. Will be split up into GOO and GLE source: cnbc.com \| share:	23
		On strike from New York, it's Saturday Night source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	39
		The PEN is mightier for Lorne Michaels source: apnews.com \| share:	2

Mon January 23, 2023
		Panthers, Colts, Texans may end up with a monstrous vermin in charge source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	6
		Here's looking at you, anniversary. "Casablanca" opened 80 years ago today source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	58
		A Class Fark Favorite - Tipping source: apnews.com \| share:	32
		I spent $1,244.22 on 464 slices of pizza, and all I got was this dumb interview source: slate.com \| share:	13
		Ronna McDaniel becomes the latest Republican to learn the lesson the hard way that Trump's vaunted "loyalty" goes one way and one way only source: msn.com \| share:	29
		"Former counterintelligence head in FBI's New York office arrested for alleged money laundering, violating sanctions on Russia." Hey, wasn't that the office that kept leaking Hillary Clinton investigation info to Giuliani in 2016? source: msn.com \| share:	99

Sun January 22, 2023
		New York Subway weather forecast is partly crowdy with a chance of a hail of blows source: nypost.com \| share:	52
(Some Guy)		Lovehoney releases its annual US sex map. In related news, there is an "annual sex map" of the US source: spy.com \| share:	33
		Your best friend in the world has died source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	24
		Lawmakers seek to uphold the Constitution source: apnews.com \| share:	59

Sat January 21, 2023
		We have a division rivalry in the NFC Divisional Playoffs. Saquon Barkley or Miles Sanders? Daniel Jones or Jalen Hurts? Will it be the New York Giants or the Philadelphia Eagles? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on FOX source: espn.com \| share:	593
		NY bans Tide source: yahoo.com \| share:	18
		NY bans Tide source: yahoo.com \| share:	18

Fri January 20, 2023
		'This is not an employee choice': The CEO of Morgan Stanley says employees can't simply choose to work remotely. No, but they CAN choose not to work for you if you don't offer it, as you are about to find out, Boomer source: msn.com \| share:	57
		Subby will guess that "Chicken Plow Mein" and "Dwight D. Eisenplower" will also be OF content and Fark usernames soon source: wivb.com \| share:	27
		Pharma Bro is addicted to forming evil drug companies, and the FTC is staging an intervention source: cnbc.com \| share:	5
		Joe Namath says Jets can unretire his number if it means either getting Aaron Rodgers or he gets to kiss Suzy Kolber source: nj.com \| share:	43
		House GOP concerned Santos might be a Democrat source: thehill.com \| share:	66
		While Americans think these things are normal, the rest of the world may think it is very strange source: msn.com \| share:	109
		Pepperidge Farm remembers the day it learned it was moving to the 'hood source: 6abc.com \| share:	12
		Aroldis Chapman inks 1-year deal with the Royals source: espn.com \| share:	13
		George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go source: businessinsider.com \| share:	43
		AOC announces plans to continue living rent-free in the tiny, tiny minds of the GQP source: foxnews.com \| share:	63

Thu January 19, 2023
		Every lie told by George Santos, if that is even his real name source: msn.com \| share:	69
		Rep. Santos PhD, Esq. pushes back on "insane" reports that he ate a Veteran's dog while enjoying a 1940 Château Lafite Rothschild Bordeaux from Hitler's Bunker source: cnbc.com \| share:	87
		We gotta talk about the way we talk about weather in 2023 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	32

Wed January 18, 2023
		It seems like all of NY is waking and baking source: nypost.com \| share:	40
		Good news for the Bills: Damar Hamlin at facility almost daily. Bad news for the Bills: LB Baylon Spector is, too source: espn.com \| share:	12
		Madonna announces Celebration Tour, not to be confused with Depeche Mode's Grey Celebration Tour source: theguardian.com \| share:	53
		If you thought moving the engine to the middle upset the old Corvetties, wait until you see what they're planning for next year source: wmar2news.com \| share:	32

Tue January 17, 2023
		College students get exposed to Bills Mafia and live to tell the tale in exposé source: rit.edu \| share:	10
		But way more than a buck fifty source: sbnation.com \| share:	6
		NPR to the New York Times Pitchbot: Hold our artisanal tote bag source: npr.org \| share:	42
		The totally real and completely legit Devolder Organization, the supposed source of Rep. Santos' wealth, just changed its address from that of a closed medical office in FL to a much more respectable PO box at a Mailboxes Etc source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	58
		We live in a random and chaotic universe including one where Mr. Feeny was a swinger in his youth source: foxnews.com \| share:	14
(Tennis Tonic)		Congratulations Andy Murray for your epic fifth set tiebreak win over Mateo Berrettini. Now go shake hands with Hitler source: tennistonic.com \| share:	21

Mon January 16, 2023
		After Bob Barker turned him down, Jim Irsay reportedly to offer the the role of Colts head coach to Wink Martindale unless someone can find the instructions on how to rebuild the Dick Clark android source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	19
(Some Guy)		Three individuals who might not have been noticed with 83 pounds of weed, brought attention to themselves when they unintentionally dialed, complained about the people with weed, then hung up on the 911 line source: wtaj.com \| share:	29

Sun January 15, 2023
		In honor of the anniversary of the 'Miracle on the Hudson', here it is as it unfolded 14 years ago source: abc7ny.com \| share:	26
		We go to the North Star State for a big clash. Can Saquon Barkley and the New York Giants conquer the Vikings? Or will Kirk Cousins and Minnesota be victorious against the G-Men? The NFC Wild Card Playoffs continue at 4:30 PM ET on FOX source: espn.com \| share:	548
		Millennials have discovered flip phones source: cnn.com \| share:	203
		Indeed, and Satan has also opened a "suggestions box" because he takes your concerns seriously and wants you to be happy source: deadline.com \| share:	6

Sat January 14, 2023
		Today is National Hot Pastrami Day. The heck with "North Texas", the best Pastrami sandwich is found at the corner of Houston and Ludlow in NYC source: cw33.com \| share:	29
		Musical "Here Lies Love" to debut on Broadway. Subby had to sit through quite a few musicals in his life, this is the only one he truly enjoyed source: pitchfork.com \| share:	14
		Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane's ashes scattered at his favorite NYC spots, including where the famous orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. In related news: Customers at Katz's Delicatessen told not to ask about what's in the pepper shakers source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	15
		It's a wicked pisser trying to find a public toilet in New York City source: thrillist.com \| share:	69
		Famous fans say farewell to the B-52's. After 46 years, the Athens originals are taking off for good later this year. David Byrne, Boy George and more pay tribute to one of the most unusual pop bands ever source: theguardian.com \| share:	65

Fri January 13, 2023
		Maybe if George Santos is shamed into resigning from Congress, Anthony Devolder can replace him. After all, Devolder has an impressive résumé that includes -- hey, wait a second source: mediaite.com \| share:	70
		NY GOP Rep says it's Biden's fault Santos lied his way into office. Say he never lied while leading the Baruch volleyball team to state or securing peace with Omicron Persi 8 source: newsweek.com \| share:	47
		You gotta be in it to win it source: gizmodo.com \| share:	32
		Got $5500? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	20
		Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons source: slate.com \| share:	181
		More people than ever bought their insurance on healthcare.gov. Makes you wonder when Republicans are actually gonna get around to that whole "repeal and replace" thing source: npr.org \| share:	41
		It's not enough that the poors spend every minute complaining about how their rent is too high. Now they're complaining about being asked to pay fees to apply for the right to pay rent, too. Geez, just get a little more money already source: npr.org \| share:	107
		Republican election official admitted to election fraud, as he submitted multiple forged absentee ballots source: apnews.com \| share:	32

Thu January 12, 2023
		The Stopping Another Non Truthful Office Seeker Act? Boy that's a long title. Why don't they give it acronym using the first letter of each word? S-A-N-T-O .... oh source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		Babs, that ain't just egg paranoia. Egg prices have steeply risen due to avian flu source: cbsnews.com \| share:	23
		Nassau County GOP calls for George Santos to resign after lying about being a star volleyball player at a collage he didn't attend because apparently the GOP draws the line at volleyball source: rollingstone.com \| share:	66
		Embattled Rep. George Santos: "If 142,000 people ask for me to resign, I will resign". You know what to do New Yorkers source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	106
		Article speculates on "how the George Santos (R) scandal could finally end". He becomes House Speaker? source: vox.com \| share:	65
		"Living in New York is now healthier" is something you probably never thought you'd read but here we are source: cnbc.com \| share:	9
		New York looking to break a record by having mounds of grey sludge melting on the sidewalks later than any other year source: thrillist.com \| share:	5

Wed January 11, 2023
		Absolutely pathological liar George Santos claimed to have been one of the first Americans infected by Covid source: businessinsider.com \| share:	103
		Eggsponential inflation, eggsplained source: krtv.com \| share:	11
		After a career full of iconic roles, Joe Pesci's only been in three movies in the past 24 years. Retirement? Or because THEY FARK YOU AT THE DRIVE-THRU? source: theguardian.com \| share:	59
		Not just gas stoves. New York to ban all gas appliances. Subby is glad he doesn't live there as his gas-powered XQJ-37 Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker is used daily source: eenews.net \| share:	325
		Here's the thread where we talk about there being no winner in yesterday's Mega Millions drawing and make snarky comments about a tax on stupid people being applied again this week source: cnn.com \| share:	84
		FAA: Shut. Down. Everything source: apnews.com \| share:	259

Tue January 10, 2023
		George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		Gwyneth Paltrow claims paparazzi didn't exist back in the '90s. Princess Diana literally unavailable for comment source: vanityfair.com \| share:	76
		New Yorker sets the most first-world Guinness world record ever, dining in 18 Michelin starred restaurants in a single day source: cnn.com \| share:	36
		Federal judge blocks key provisions of New Jersey's gun law, something about Governor Murphy totally stepping on the state's constitutional rights source: gothamist.com \| share:	66
		Mpox no longer ravaging the US. MMMBop infections still on the rise source: apnews.com \| share:	37
		"Hard and crumbly with a bold, tangy flavor." Award stickers and taste descriptions get noticed and can linger for artisanal cheese buyers as well as cutters source: phys.org \| share:	11
		What are the green lanterns outside NYPD precincts? Maybe Batman had the night off and they're filling in? source: pix11.com \| share:	43
		Sold as a $130 kit, you'll get enough to make one larger chalet, or two smaller homes, a chateau and an A-frame. Yeah. Food tab source: boingboing.net \| share:	2

Mon January 09, 2023
(Some Guy)		Check out the New York Public Library's collection of menus source: tastecooking.com \| share:	5
		When a business's social media team posts the thin blue line flag today, Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, do you assume they support white supremacy/fascism? Do you check with them, just in case they don't know what that symbol currently implies? source: politico.com \| share:	28
		With the LA sentencing looming, Harvey Weinstein's looking at 18 more years in prison. Or six weeks, depending on the accounting source: theguardian.com \| share:	22
		Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame source: msn.com \| share:	56

Sun January 08, 2023
		Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City source: cnn.com \| share:	38
		Puff, puff "There's never been a better time to be someone who doesn't drink". Puff, puff source: huffpost.com \| share:	34

Sat January 07, 2023
		Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who failed statistics in school are heading to the local store to splurge on lottery tickets source: cnn.com \| share:	175
		Contest you don't want to win: Oldest furnace source: localsyr.com \| share:	40

Fri January 06, 2023
		Wells Fargo fires VPee for incident on Air India flight source: dw.com \| share:	46
		Be the change you wish to see in the world source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	24
		Simspons writer once again reminds conspiracy theorists that the show did not, in fact, predict 9/11 source: metro.co.uk \| share:	13
		To be fair, has anyone ever experienced a professionally handled mid-air urination incident? source: asiaone.com \| share:	29
(Some Guy)		In NYC, no one can hear you Stomp source: headtopics.com \| share:	27

Thu January 05, 2023
		George Santos: "I had a brain tumor. And a C-section, both my appendixes removed. Honest" source: gothamist.com \| share:	86

Wed January 04, 2023
(traubfuneralhome.com)		It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever source: traubfuneralhome.com \| share:	90
		Damar Hamlin was resuscitated once on the field, yes. But what about second resuscitation? source: cnn.com \| share:	69
		Why is American chocolate so disgusting? It's probably because it contains butyric acid. That's bad source: theguardian.com \| share:	69
		Why are Republicans having trouble choosing a Speaker of the House when the perfect candidate was just sworn in this week? source: thehill.com \| share:	76

Tue January 03, 2023
		New York officially solicits bids for three full-fledged casinos for NYC. No word yet from Robert DeNiro about reprising his role as a manager for one source: gothamist.com \| share:	14
		McConnell becomes the longest senator to survive without a backbone source: apnews.com \| share:	51
		Although he's guilty, Sam Bankman-Fried pleads not guilty source: axios.com \| share:	34
		"911, what's your emergency?" "Um, hi, we're um, burglarizing this residence and we need some help moving things out of the house." "No problem, we'll send someone out right now." "Thanks" source: wral.com \| share:	66
		Gangs of New York: Rugrats edition source: twitter.com \| share:	75

Mon January 02, 2023
		"At Fairhaven High, 'the most beautiful classroom' in America looks just like it did in 1906" which is really interesting because who knew they had flat panel HDTVs back then source: southcoasttoday.com \| share:	45
		Want to buy one of Jane Fonda's pieces? source: cnn.com \| share:	39
		Forget what you've heard about dirty Jersey being an environmental cesspool, its just started up the largest offshore wind manufacturing plant in the US source: gothamist.com \| share:	41
		What to do if your boss is Elon Musk source: psychologytoday.com \| share:	25
		Ten Underrated Craft Beer Cities To Visit In 2023 source: uproxx.com \| share:	20

Sun January 01, 2023
		Health officials urge locking the barn door after the horse has gone out to see the herd, done a little galloping, nibbled a spot a grass on the side of the road, and had a good roll on its back before returning to idle peacefully in its stall? source: abc7.com \| share:	29
		NY approves human composting. First arguments over who has to turn over Uncle Phil's compost heap pending source: detroitnews.com \| share:	28
		New state laws being implemented in 2023. Whose taxes will fall? Who can now light up a joint? source: msn.com \| share:	48
		Happy New Year, everybody source: apnews.com \| share:	396

Sat December 31, 2022
		Fitness influencer used steroids to gain and maintain his physique and not the raw, primal diet he was selling. Again, I am shocked that there are people out there lying about things on the internet source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	86
		This New Year will see record tax cuts in red states who will, no doubt, be begging for federal bailouts when they run out of money source: theepochtimes.com \| share:	136
		Fox supports lying liar source: mediaite.com \| share:	112

Fri December 30, 2022
		Babwa Wawa No Mowa source: goodmorningamerica.com \| share:	197
		The GQP will have a much louder voice on climate change issues once it takes over the House. So get ready for all that LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU to really shift into high gear source: npr.org \| share:	56
		In today's stirring rendition of ANGH, it's revealed that JPMorgan aided and abetted Jeffery Epstein's sex trafficking source: npr.org \| share:	32
		Man convinces 19 strangers to help him break into a school and steal from school cafeteria, police thank man for his actions source: cnn.com \| share:	64
		Almost feeling guilty New York GOP almost calls for Rep.-elect George Santos to resign ...ALMOST source: gothamist.com \| share:	63
		If you were living on the edge in the 70s, thinking life was all sweet emotion, well dream on source: yahoo.com \| share:	91
		Perfectionists themselves fail in the long run. Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place source: eurekalert.org \| share:	9
		Hershey sued for rocking out too much source: bbc.com \| share:	37
		What do Boy Scouts and Catholic dioceses have in common (besides mandatory uniforms)? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	72
		New York State Police's next move: Rook to Buffalo source: foxnews.com \| share:	29

Wed December 28, 2022
		You'd think it would be warmer in the Southwest source: gizmodo.com \| share:	6
		There used to be tens of thousands of prostitution arrests annually in New York City. Now, practically nothing source: gothamist.com \| share:	109
		The 45 biggest food trends of the past 45 years. Suffice it say subby is batting 1.000, old, fat, unrepentantly loves bacon. Thank you for your support source: foodandwine.com \| share:	44
		George Santos is actually the perfect poster child for the modern GQP: Power-hungry, unbound by ethical considerations, and willing to say or do anything, no matter how vile or underhanded, to win source: msnbc.com \| share:	98
		Amazon has been making excellent strides at reducing its pollution profile with recyclable plastic. They drop it all in India and hope no one notices except the locals, who say it smells terrible when burnt source: businessinsider.com \| share:	14
(Erie County, NY)		Did you lose a car in the snowstorm in Buffalo? Here's where you might find it source: www3.erie.gov \| share:	34
		Luka Doncic proved on Tuesday night that he is not of this earth as he records the first 60/20/10 game in NBA history source: sportsnet.ca \| share:	41

Tue December 27, 2022
		Congressman-elect Santos (lia-R), if that's his real name, faces increasing calls to resign source: msn.com \| share:	155
		The Carlos Correa sh*tshow is the gift that keeps giving; he is refusing to restructure his NY Mets contract (which wasn't even signed, but Cohen's public comments locked his numbers in), now three teams are pursing Correa source: sportsnaut.com \| share:	18
		Can you really claim to be a first world country when something like a snowstorm can wreak enough havoc on your infrastructure that you have a body count in the 60s? source: bbc.com \| share:	365
		NYC Catholic priest and brother of mob boss died in October, leaves $7 million estate to his son. Wait, what? source: msn.com \| share:	42
		Western New York storm death toll up to 28. And you thought The Day After Tomorrow was just a bad movie source: apnews.com \| share:	48
		Twitter wants you to know Delaware and Seattle are equidistant from San Francisco source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	9

Mon December 26, 2022
		DoooooooOOOOOOOME source: thehill.com \| share:	82
		American consumers said damn the inflation and proceeded into the market screaming CHARGE IT source: woodtv.com \| share:	33
		No one roaming in Buffalo source: axios.com \| share:	89
		National cannabis prices plummeting due to glut of product. Subby is toking as fast as he can. Fark also needs a Spliffy tag. When will Drew address this crime against humanity? source: politico.com \| share:	93
		Why cities in the US are sick of paving paradise and putting up parking lots source: theguardian.com \| share:	160

Sun December 25, 2022
		The most popular book to check out from the New York Public Library this past year is about a woman whose failed attempt to die lands her in a kind of purgatory ... inside a mystical library source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	10

Sat December 24, 2022
		Attention city-dwellers. You shouldn't live in a city unless you really, really want to be there. And you need to be willing to show that you are. So start acting grateful, or GTFO source: slate.com \| share:	145
		All hail Eggbert, the true King of Christmas source: thetakeout.com \| share:	11
		Let's see, we have bomb cyclones, massive blizzards and freezing temps across most the country... what else could go wrong? Mother Nature: "How about we flood New York and New Jersey?" source: bbc.com \| share:	39
		NY legislators vote to give themselves a 29% raise for their Christmas bonus. All you got was a rock and a coupon for an oil change source: gothamist.com \| share:	37
		Media: Democrats should have told voters about George Santos's shady past. Voters: We don't care, as long as he's not a Democrat source: politico.com \| share:	114

Fri December 23, 2022
		The weather is getting so bad out there that whales are washing up on shore pre-exploded source: newsweek.com \| share:	25
		'The Butler Did It', yeah he really did source: msn.com \| share:	11
		Guys are asked questions about women's anatomy and health. Tag perfectly describes their responses source: yahoo.com \| share:	139
		It's time for the traditional NPR Christmas reading of the Crumpet the Elf story source: npr.org \| share:	14
		Apparently, wokeness has turned New York into "Weed City". Duuude, that sounds awesome. I'd like to partake in some wokeness, please source: foxnews.com \| share:	72
		So it turns out the North Shore Leader was all over Santos' being "a Fabulist - a Fake..." who makes "fantasy claims and lies to everyone." But it got lost in all the attention being paid to the Governor's race source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	47
		Fire aboard Staten Island Ferry in New York harbor, nearly 600 passengers evacuated by same ferry company that saved Captain Sully source: gothamist.com \| share:	22

Thu December 22, 2022
		Holiday procrastinators are back in force. We'd tell you why, but we need to hit the dollar store for some last minute shopping before the weekend source: apnews.com \| share:	43
		Targeting a former Sears, locals are betting that the addition of a casino will lead to an increase in mall foot traffic. No word if the maintenance department will exclusively have Craftsman tools source: recordonline.com \| share:	32
		"It's not a sleigh. We have to have something to warm up while the reindeer are getting ready for the season. So it's a little pre-season game going on here. (We're) trying to make some kids smile and lots of adults, too" source: wpbf.com \| share:	1
		The Warriors became the second defending NBA champs in league history to lose back-to-back games by 30 points or more source: espn.com \| share:	8
		Bear snatches box of bagels from woman's porch, returns 30 minutes later to ask for a schmear source: upi.com \| share:	6
		Both FTX's co-founder and the CEO of Alameda Reasearch/SBF girlfriend plead guilty in New York, are cooperating witnesses source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	95
		Another rape case which TFG tries to delay by having lawyers argue the law he's accused of violating is unconstitutional. He knows so much about that source: politico.com \| share:	62

Wed December 21, 2022
		The Knicks' latest failure: attempting college ba$ketball move$ source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	6
		Russians hacked the taxi dispatch system at JFK and made $10k a day charging drivers to skip to the head of the line source: justice.gov \| share:	5

Tue December 20, 2022
		"Almost Famous" almost closed after almost seven weeks source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	30
		Today in cyber-dystopia: Facial recognition tech used by MegaCorp to ban all employees of enemy NationalLawFirm from all holdings of MegaCorp, including restaurants and Christmas shows source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	193
		Football fans, you think World Cup 2022 was too much? Here's how World Cup 2026 will work with 104 matches, six games a day and 48 teams playing in the biggest tournament ever source: thesun.ie \| share:	61
		Mystery Nevada fossil site could be ancient maternity ward, scientists say, although some voice caution in naming it such because then Putin might try to fire missiles at it source: aol.com \| share:	2
		United Nations Secretary-General warns of the terrorist threats from Al-Cracka, Vanilla ISIS source: aljazeera.com \| share:	44

Mon December 19, 2022
		Harvey found guilty on three counts of forcing his Weinstein on a model in 2013 source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		GOP Rep-elect George Santos is either a huge liar or was sent back in time to stop Richard Nixon's head and the upcoming robot uprising source: yahoo.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy)		Malls might be dying, but Mall Santas are back in full force this year to be drunk in front of your kids source: mynbc5.com \| share:	17
		Amarie Stoudemire celebrates getting his masters degree by punching his daughter in the face source: abc15.com \| share:	15
		About 3 months too late, the NY Times gets around to checking the resume of a now-NY Congressman-elect and finds no record of his claimed work history, his education, the animal rescue charity he claimed to run, his company, or his real estate source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	109

Sun December 18, 2022
		SNL weakens with the loss of its strongest cast member source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	63
		Dreaming of a White Christmas? It may happen source: usatoday.com \| share:	65
		Students at expensive New York university occupy campus, demand A-grades and TotalFark for everyone source: msn.com \| share:	101

Sat December 17, 2022
		Big Apple sliced by alarming 37% increase of fatal slashings, stabbings source: nypost.com \| share:	63

Fri December 16, 2022
		Celebrity endorsers are being sued for promoting products. Subby wonders if he can sue Pete Davidson for the bad Taco Bell he ate last night source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	25
		Use your turkey drippings for a transatlantic flight source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	7
		They can have my marinara when they pry it from my cold dead fingers source: thetakeout.com \| share:	51
		In latest breakup news, Rodon moves from San Francisco to New York, possibly to be as far from Godzilla as possible source: espn.com \| share:	20

Thu December 15, 2022
		Indebted high-end NYC wine store owes $3 million in back taxes and could be forced to close, why? The owners apparently have been drinking all the good stuff without paying for it source: nypost.com \| share:	22
		NFL owners unanimously approve deal to make NFL owners more wealthy using other people's money source: buffalonews.com \| share:	5
		Legalizing marijuana tends to cut down on marijuana arrests? Boy, you really have to spell it out for libertarians don't you? source: reason.com \| share:	54
		Ru-dy has failed source: msn.com \| share:	54
		Barkley still not impressed by Lakers' heroic effort against Celtics Tuesday night, bashes TNT and ESPN for pushing LeBron and friends on viewers week after week. "Y'all forcing us to show them all the time, like they're going to be good" source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	11
		If watched a movie in the past 50 years or so, you've witnessed Roger Deakins' brilliance source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	8

Wed December 14, 2022
		The world's highest-paid clown made over a million dollars last year source: theguardian.com \| share:	21
		Julius' Bar granted historical landmark status for being one of NCY's first gay establishments, inventing tasty orange drink source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	24
		Tupac Shakur's Baltimore home, listed for $179,000. Enjoy the lovely atmosphere of this Greenmount ave property. Current revenue from loyal tenants, stash house, hos source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	22
		Binance CEO says deposits are 'coming back in' as he adds the $35 his mom forwarded him on his allowance source: msn.com \| share:	36
		Grant Wahl died of a broken heart at the World Cup source: cbsnews.com \| share:	22
		It's not an image problem if it is who you actually are source: thehill.com \| share:	82
		National Film Registry will have what she's having source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	24
		The Americans 2 source: cbsnews.com \| share:	31

Tue December 13, 2022
		Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award source: 6abc.com \| share:	43
		If your car was recently impounded by the NYPD in NYC, they have some bad news for you source: audacy.com \| share:	41
		Giuliani avoids jail over alimony contempt, cites high cost of hair dye for failure to pay source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	29
		Pennsylvania city bans preserving your furniture source: pennlive.com \| share:	92
		Tucker and Marge are shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that you can buy butt plugs and dildos at Target and CVS source: vice.com \| share:	218

Mon December 12, 2022
		Herb Deutsch, co-inventor of the Moog synthesizer, has passed away at age 90. Worf inconsolable source: consequence.net \| share:	46
		Hizzoner Eric Adams took his first three paychecks in cryptocurrencies. Let's see how that's working out for him source: slate.com \| share:	58
		Nimby farm breaks ground in the Hamptons. Will it succeed? The answer is blowin' in the wind source: financialpost.com \| share:	6
		Headline: Priest placed on leave for 'improper' relationship. News: with an "adult woman" source: wivb.com \| share:	88
		Happy birthday Jennifer Connelly. Let's all take a moment to celebrate her beautiful mind source: imdb.com \| share:	71
		Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi eats nails for breakfast. Former New York Mets center fielder Lenny Dykstra unavailable for comment source: mediaite.com \| share:	29
		"Fark - the undisputed GOAT of journalism" - The New York Times source: avclub.com \| share:	20

Sun December 11, 2022
		Jets fans are on Edge after Mike White got speared by Buffalo source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	13
		Libyan man suspected of making the bomb that destroyed a Farker's plane over Lockerbie, Scotland, in 1988 is in U.S. custody after being tracked down driving a van in a mall parking lot source: apnews.com \| share:	73
		New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid source: audacy.com \| share:	56
		New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid source: audacy.com \| share:	56

Sat December 10, 2022
(Heisman)		So, who do you have winning the Heisman Trophy? Stetson Bennett? Max Durgan? C.J. Stroud? Or Caleb Williams? Tune in to find out who wins it at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN source: heisman.com \| share:	19
		Warning if you bring your child into Manhattan today to see Santa as he may be drunk off his elf source: abc7ny.com \| share:	32
		Rural voters 'in the trenches' on climate, mainly because that's the only place to hide from the endless wave of storms and crazy weather that keeps getting worse for no particular reason they can think of source: apnews.com \| share:	76
		Oh no. Anyway source: msn.com \| share:	117
		Masks are back, baby source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	101
		Escape from New York source: fox9.com \| share:	9

Thu December 08, 2022
		KPOPped source: theverge.com \| share:	5
		Like, totally bogus, dude source: msn.com \| share:	33
		"It gets really, really tiny" source: cnet.com \| share:	65
(Some Guy)		Josh Allen commits $10M towards forgiving consumer debt in Buffalo, Fresno, and Wyoming source: thebusinessjournal.com \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		Conjunction junction he no longer functions source: nexttv.com \| share:	12
		What food goes well with alcohol? source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	53
		Trump may lose the ability to bill the Secret Service source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	82
		If you've ever wondered if those "round up for charity" options at the register are legitimate, check out this class-action lawsuit against CVS source: yahoo.com \| share:	82
		Today's Slatesplanation: Yesterday's Trump Org. tax fraud convictions are just a big nothingberder source: slate.com \| share:	122
		Yeah, we all shine on... source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	28
		First-ever US auction of lease to develop floating wind turbine farms off California coast attracted $757-million in winning bids. Sounds like a good start source: local10.com \| share:	11

Wed December 07, 2022
		Will you break your Wordle streak to support the New York Times strike? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	36
		Latest way that Gen Z and Millennials are trying to kill the economy? Living within their means, and paying with... I can hardly bring myself to say the word... cash. Can you imagine the state of Wall Street's sidewalks if this catches on? source: npr.org \| share:	42
		Sorry Einstein, God does appear to play dice with the universe. He uses 4-sided dice, and they're loaded source: quantamagazine.org \| share:	17
		A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers source: cnn.com \| share:	78
		Economists blame drop in labor force participation on "long social distancing" instead of companies refusing to pay their workers a living wage source: marketwatch.com \| share:	52
		Proves there is no try? source: abc7.com \| share:	29

Tue December 06, 2022
		If you like it then you must put a blue ring on it. Ford is requiring serious commitment and investment from dealers going forward with EVs. Although, you can get by for $500,000 so long as you don't want to sell more than 25 EVs a year source: theverge.com \| share:	12
		Trump Organization found GUILTY on all seventeen counts source: msnbc.com \| share:	778
		Remote office workers refusing to return to the office are killing Downtown and Central Business Districts, according to Downtown and Central Business District building and business owners source: businessinsider.com \| share:	39
		What wood Jesus do? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	84
		♫♪Bahp Bahp Baaahhh♫♪ source: yahoo.com \| share:	17

Mon December 05, 2022
		Sending a container from China to the US peaked in September 2021 at $20,586, now it is $1,935. Similarly, chicken wings and used car prices are all dropping precipitously. Soon, prices will be back down to what they were in Subby's day source: msn.com \| share:	32
		I was the masturbating bear source: cracked.com \| share:	18

Sun December 04, 2022
		Adams: NYC needs better transit in time for the 2026 World Cup. MTA: Best we can do is 2037, but we're already meeting FIFA corruption goals source: nypost.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)		The next thing going the way of the buggy whip and the typewriter: Safe deposit boxes source: thehustle.co \| share:	43

Sat December 03, 2022
		Involuntarily commitment could be the tool needed to clean up city streets, politics tab source: sfist.com \| share:	136
		The New Yorker magazine takes a deep dive into the "genius" of Metallica source: newyorker.com \| share:	60
		Scary Spice knows her dickhead celebrities source: nme.com \| share:	26

Fri December 02, 2022
		With Hakeem Jeffries in charge, CNN does it's usually headline about Democrats in...array? source: cnn.com \| share:	132
		Trump Org lawyers: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?" source: aol.com \| share:	85
		He knew source: apnews.com \| share: