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Thu June 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Archaeologists scour the 1969 Woodstock music festival field to find remnants of the long lost hippie generation and figure out what went wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware the rise of the Frankenstein super pig. OINK
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This is NOT FINE
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you live in a divided community, with immigrants and democrats on one side, racists and republicans on the other? If so, the New York Times wants your story
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen is upset that Trump isn't repaying his years of loyalty
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Fail ALMOST manages to report actual news without a slant when a water main breaks at Mandalay Bay. Then they close with a reference to the shooting last year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Paul Simon announced today he will perform the final concert of his Farewell Tour in the borough of Queens, where he spent his formative years
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
John Travolta believed that his latest bomb Gotti was going to make him an Oscar contender this year. Epstein's mother unavailable for comment
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Miss Complicit truly, truly cares about the poor migrant children. No seriously. Stop laughing, she really, really, really does
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese company apologizes on national TV for one of their employee's scandalous 3-minute lunch breaks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents fight it out during youth softball tournament in Tennessee. Elegant display of belly bumping, cheap shots, annoying screams
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest thing you aren't doing right: sleeping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the level of bacteria in your testicles dictates your fertility. Heh Heh... "dictates"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee's Oak Ridge National Laboratory unveils its shiny, new 200 petaflop supercomputer
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As usual, Apple has worms. Hot, hot worms chewing up your battery and barfing on your camera
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has received a strongly worded letter from groups demanding he stop selling his facial recognition technology... LOL, including his shareholders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You wanna put kids in cages? I don't think so. Cuomy don't play dat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Multiple people stabbed after huge brawl breaks out on Coney Island beach. No word if the Warriors came out to play
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Well New York City, you can have air conditioning or you can have subway service, but you can't have both
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Photos show man plug in huge PlayStation 4 setup on NYC train, obliviously game away across multiple seats. People didn't start to freak out until the shoe removal
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
New Yorker film critic hears "trampoline me" in The Incredibles 2 dialogue, then has the weirdest boner. Proceeds to analyze the boner for the world to know his boner. Subby wanted to eat shrimp dumplings and Chinese food after watching TI2 and Bao
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good food tastes better when it is served by an attractive lady, say most men
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(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
How many flags could a woodchuck steal if a woodchuck could steal flags?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soaked Keanu grimly soldiers on while filming rainy scene for John Wick 3 in Times Square
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What is it, Cheeta?" "Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What, the leopard has fallen in the well? You take care of it I'm busy"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations Joe Hagin, who also just suddenly resigned today, worked In Libya with key backers of an alleged "Sex Cult"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
There's having a bad week, then there's finding you've been screwing your (second) cousin for the last 14 years bad week. Guess which one Rudy Guliani's having
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally, a stupid food trend goes into New York instead of coming out of it
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
People from Russia or the former Soviet republics have laundered more than $109 milli-excuse me, bought $109 million worth of condos at Trump properties in NY and FL, mostly in all-cash transactions utilizing shell companies to obscure the buyers
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Happy Juneteenth everyone
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
The United Airlines commuter partner in the midwest has been experiencing computer issues for several days. So if you've ever wanted to be stuck in Dayton due to a cancelled flight, you're in luck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. pulls out of UN Human Rights council because of a conflict of interest
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cam Newton, classy as always
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Calvin Sun and the mystery of the missing North Korean 5th floor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian skateboarding circus bear rips and shreds
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When you've lost the New York Post
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate to Trump: No ZTE bailout for you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Darwin hits a small target
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Why you should stay away from trendy activated-charcoal black foods. The New York Department of Health just banned them entirely
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait. You're saying that parents who have an autistic child and select "cutting glutens" instead of "an appropriate medication regimen" as their means of treatment are liable to be fooled by other bullshiat alternative treatment programs as well?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trotz trots after Capitals capitalize
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire loses $20M home in divorce, then allegedly puts dead fish in vents, sprays fart scent, puts human hair balls in drawers. His name? Bill Gross
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Judge to author: That's great, kid, but you don't get to trademark "cocky"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Disgruntled gamer threatens to blow up NYC Nintendo store, once he's done blowing into the detonator to get it to work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I didn't realize that Brexit caused Mesothelioma. You learn something every day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist wishes he wasn't so right about global warming
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The next ubiquitous American company to be destroyed by private equity is...Rent-A-Center? Proceed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tolkien fans gather to recreate the Battle of the Five Armies in Czech Republic. One battle to rule them all and in their dorkness bind them
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff calls out Devin Nunes for collaborating with Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mexicans were celebrating their victory over Germany so hard they caused a literal earthquake today in the capital city
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Sun June 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite two arrests in a nine-month span, New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson doesn't expect an NFL suspension. "I didn't do nothing wrong and the truth came out"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When it comes to discrimination in the workplace, America's biggest companies take a pregnant pause
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cruz beats Kimmel in the "Blobfish Basketball Classic"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
How about one more apocalyptic scenario come to life? Triffid invasion discovered near nation's capital
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. cracking down on unauthorized Harry Potter festivals and celebrations, issues Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
22 year old idiot stabs himself to death because he thought his vest was stab-proof
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes hot dates just can't wait, which is why you should always have a razor handy in case you need to shave your legs on the NYC subway
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Giuliani continues his attempt to out-crazy Trump. He's putting on a strong effort. I suggest doing backflips while shouting, "Trump is my lover"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines treating passengers badly? London Stansted Airport: "Hold my beer"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are lots of reasons people get a divorce. Cheating, money problems, salting your movie theater popcorn without permission
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Vermouth is the new gin'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Think the economy is doing well? Think again
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(Rising Apple)
 
 
 
Mets starters have MLB's best earned run average since May 20 at 2.60 - so of course they're 8-17 in that stretch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man stabbed outside New Hampshire diner after things get a little heated
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police officer saves choking 3-year-old by slapping his back until a quarter comes out. Well that makes cents
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Blue Lou reportedly inconsolable
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NYAG: Oh and one more thing, Donald. I'm Eric is still under investigation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jillian Michaels loses a whopping 100+ pounds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Lennon was a terrorist according to Nixon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Idealistic young nuclear engineers naively dream of the day Lefties will embrace scary, scary atomic power
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Fri June 15, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Three years ago Christopher Filardi discovered a beautiful new bird. His experience is why ornithological expeditions are no longer publicized
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Art of the Squeal
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After insulting allies and praising a dictator, the next logical step is to pull out of the UN Human Rights Council
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(The Week)
 
 
 
How phony is the Trump Foundation charity? The treasurer of the "charity" didn't know he was the treasurer until the New York State investigators told him he was listed as treasurer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, Trump's in charge. Time to make money off of torturing crying children. Maybe we'll even whore some of them out. Yaaaaaay Jesus
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
After all the stories and headlines about how good Arrested Development is, I've folded and started watching it. Midway through Season 1 - Does it get better?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The teen who crawled through a river of shiat to rescue a fawn and came out clean on the other side
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Time for some jokes, secrets and outright lies from veteran 'Simpsons' writer Mike Reiss about 30 years of Springfield
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri woman sentenced to 2 years in prison after getting caught with heroin, ecstasy, and a cooter shooter
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Foundation sued by New York AG, IG says Comey shoulda kept his mouth shut, and Sarah Sanders doesn't care about other peoples' kids. It's your Thirsty Thursday MSNBC thread. Festivities start at 8pm ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I like my landmines like I like my women. Covered in bees. Charge Sensing Bees tag to the rescue
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Sex, porn, masturbation and "sword fights" with the chief - there's never a dull moment at this Upstate New York fire house
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump forecasted his own summit with 'wacko' North Korea on TV in 1999 and warned the communist regime was 'not a bunch of dummies' - but said he would 'negotiate like crazy' before striking them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump yells angrily with a red face which is a sure sign that he's innocent, like when all children yell and scream and stomp their feet. You know they didn't punch their sister. She's lying
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Proving how in-touch the rich are with the average person, Kevin O'Leary says you should have your mortgage and student loans paid off by the time you are 45. You know, because most people buy a house at age 15
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(Vox)
 
 
 
New York attorney general files suit against the Trump Foundation, Ivanka, Half Scoop and Two Scoops "for violating state and federal laws." Welcome to the endgame, Donnie
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You've probably been eating your pizza wrong this whole time, this is how you really eat pizza
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(Amsterdam News)
 
 
 
If paying a Victoria's Secret bill with funds meant for Superstorm Sandy relief is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rumor around D.C. is that Cohen flipped on Trump. Side note: Cohen also fired his legal team today, so there's that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple taking a selfie while vacationing in Portugal end up taking the plunge
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Roger Stone is ready for war. But against whom?
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Leaked Avengers 4 footage description from CineEurope teases multiple realities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for something completely Madlibian: Brad Pitt rides bike in London amid custody negotiations with estranged wife Angelina Jolie
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
#LOLCUBS
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Who would win in an all out war between the Five Boroughs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uǝɥoɔ lǝɐɥɔıɯ
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to New York, that'll be $350 for a 10 minute taxi ride from JFK, ya dumb Brits
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The trick is to just act rich
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Article asks "Why are some people always late?" which you'll read, eighth after going through all of the comments
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plagiarizing an essay about plagiarism might get you a failing grade, on Fark (NSFW content on page)
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man touches tit. It's not news, it's Fark
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently if you're an intern for Martina McBride, you're expected to do all sorts of menial tasks. Another guy says no, that's against the intern handbook that does not exist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How to make a killing in virtual real estate with money that's just as real
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The most popular TV dad in every state. Excellent choice, Washington DC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UNC psychologists interview 511 American Christians, use their perceptions of God to create composite God avatar who is youthful, feminine, ethnically ambiguous, and ready to deliver salvation all over their faces
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro's rant about Trump completely overshadows the fact that this year's Tony Awards featured A GOAT WEARING A BOW TIE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton goes topless exposing some serious side boob. And if you haven't already clicked you should know it's NOT SAFE FOR WORK
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers plan joint defense with other defendants caught up in the Mueller probe
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sell a train, Morouns
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A third World Trade Center building has hit lower Manhattan
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
That was supposed to be CR, not an H
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bob Baffert's other Belmont horse Restoring Hope, ridden by Cal Naughton, Jr., accused of blocking for Justify, ridden by Ricky Bobby, Jr. Shake N' Bake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Put my picture on your luggage and you'll be facing a lawsuit for traumatising baggage handlers"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump warns Pence and his aides on the eve of the North Korea summit: "No f**king crazy talk from anyone in this administration." Of course, that doesn't include himself
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Choose a word you want to change the meaning of, and give us the new meaning. Maybe put it in a sentence. (Link goes to interesting articles of words that have changed meaning)
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oceans 8 swims to victory with $42 million and the #1 spot, Solo scraping together $14.3 million at #2, narrowly edging out Paranormal Activity rip-off Hereditary, which debuted at #3 with $13.7 million as Deadpool 2 slips to #4 with $12.8 million
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC reporter discovers that some Star Wars fans are kinda assholes. Wait until he learns about the lack of ethics in video game journalism
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Having a problem choo choo choosing a new place to live?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump going full "normalization", plans to open a Mar-a-Lago in Pyongyang
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Move over NYC pizza eating subway rats, New York City millennial avocado eating squirrel is here
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
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(Grantland)
 
 
 
Booze, drugs, gunshot wounds, punk rock and the story of the most popular T-shirt in Boston sports history
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rap artist Lil' Kim, who makes $18,000/month files for bankruptcy after debts total $4 million. In other news, Lil' Kim still makes $18,000 a month
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Jesus would have baked that cake"
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Whatever the Republicans are paying Bill Clinton to keep talking, it's nowhere near enough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Valedictorian at school gets her mic cut before she can talk about her sexual assault. Horrendously stupid school officials don't know how publicity works
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New York governor offers free legal help to a pizza deliverer facing deportation after INS wants to deliver him back across the border in 30 minutes or less
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New York governor offers free legal help to a pizza deliverer facing deportation after INS wants to deliver him back across the border in 30 minutes or less
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
No, just because God tells you children should be worked all hours of the day and night doesn't mean you get to ignore child labor laws ... even if you do serve a really good sandwich and iced coffee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't rule out pardoning Paul Manafort. Because innocent people always need a Presidential pardon after getting caught red handed tampering with witness testimony, right?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
North Dakota food critic who was mocked for her review of Olive Garden recalls meeting with Anthony Bourdain, whom she credits with saving her
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Evangelical leader: We've made a terrible mistake. Narrator: That's actually true
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your nope of the day comes from China where a doctor had to pull a giant leech out of the nose of a man who complained of a nosebleed (w/video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy 2.0 is online and ready to spread vaccination derp
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ivanka used Kardashian as a big-ass pawn
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Creepy old Trump doesn't care for Theresa May's tone, so now we hate England
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do we still think he's sexy?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee may have stumbled upon a missing piece of the Russia puzzle. And we're kicking it old school, back to the Jack Abramoff days
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine Pirro was offered the Deputy AG job, Sessions balked, WH said to give her a hearing or they'll put her on SCOTUS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Manhattan teen suffers acute case of affluenza and breaks into Hamptons mansion to throw a rager. Luckily the police arrive the next morning to revive him on the front lawn with Narcan
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(The Bitter Southerner)
 
 
 
The Weird History of Hillbilly TV - bonus points for use of the Fark-ready phrase "Weapons-Grade Cornpone"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It only took 50 years but NYC is finally ready to correct the spelling of the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Is this butt-waxing the most disgusting moment ever seen on reality TV?" asks 'reporter' who apparently doesn't watch much reality TV (Not safe for work)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee apologizes for breaking America as only Samantha Bee can
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Trooper's chance encounter with driver he pulled over leads to stunning realization -- he was the cop who delivered him 27 years ago
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jalal Mansur Nuriddin, the "Grandfather of Rap" and founder of the Last Poets has died of cancer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyer gets a lawyer's Manafort
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
"Kushner would habitually put in a stream of Requests For Information after he had seen the PDB or other briefings. These RFIs related to places where his family or the Trump Organisation had business interests, or wanted to have them." Oh Jared
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
KFT(ofu)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexico slaps tariffs on pork, apples, potatoes, bourbon, and cheese. Why does Mexico hate fark BBQs?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 101 best casual restaurants in the United States. Have you ever eaten at any of these? Any other restaurants that are worthy of a mention?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your emotional support tarantula, rodent, reptile, or elephant can no longer fly with you on JetBlue, some animals still allowed with the correct documents
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
In other news, they both had pureed carrots for lunch, need a diaper change, and it's about their nap time
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Fark mor chikin
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Decorated WWII vet and Purple Heart recipient says that if combat taught him anything, it's that the only beach worth landing on is "decorated with beautiful, seminude girls tanning in a tranquil sun." And that's where he spent the rest of his days
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, Robert F Kennedy was assassinated in the Embassy Room of the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher regretted revealing her affair with Harrison Ford
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If you want to consume the "best" maple syrup out there, go for the low-grade stuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani says, listen Trump can't help but lie non-stop, he has some sort of mental defect. I swear, he didn't lie on purpose. Please let him ruin the country. It's his greatest desire
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Only Donald Trump could make a New York Giants legend stick up for the Philadelphia Eagles
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
♫ In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D. / There was a guy named Joel who'll be touring the country ♫
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Gallery: "The opening is delayed because of rotting fish". Artist:" You cretins. That's intentional. It's rotting fish artwork." Gallery:" Please let us finish, the opening is delayed because of rotting fish artwork on fire." Artist:"0_o"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pray for aileron
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Special Master determines Michael Cohen isn't as privileged as he thought he was
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♪ Hi-HO, Hi-HO, It's off to work we go...for $15/hr wages ♪♪ Hi-HO Hi-HO
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cohen mulled running for Mayor of New York in order that he could create a "dynasty". Then, the coke wore off
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver makes a joke about the passage of time on Mercury, and Neil deGrasse Tyson shows up to ruin the setup, at which point Oliver calls him a feckless...well, just watch
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man attempts to row the 3,200 miles from New York to Scotland, makes it about 20 or so
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's not sure if he can survive all the slam-dunking that he'll be performing if he runs in 2020
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
♪ "I'm a shark I'll eat your diiiiick"♪ (NSFW/Graphic content)
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Rookie is 2018 Oyster Eating Champion after eating a whopping 40 DOZEN oysters in 8 minutes. "I didn't really have a technique. I just slurped and slurped, rinse and repeat"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Migration is going to destroy the country. Internal migration as Democrats move to red states. Unlikely tag covers all bases
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texan woman shoots and kills her husband for being a little rough with her pussy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not your diamond-encrusted dildo, it's *a* diamond-encrusted dildo (not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meh, it's just a scratch (warning: graphic images)
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man from the year 6491. Aliens. Giorgio is beside himself
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Map of how much teachers make in every state. WTF Oklahoma?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arby's publishes new funny font with a saucy name, cause that's how they roll, sans pretension
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Outrage in Germany as far-right leader describes Nazi era as a 'speck of bird poop in more than a thousand successful years' of the country's history
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Millennials who have made poor financial decisions regret their poor financial decisions
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Sit back with your mug of murk and your favorite choker hole and enjoy the lost lingo of New York City's soda jerks of yore
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former manager of 2 Chainz, buys 1 Whip for homeless high school senior in Houston so she could use her scholarship in Austin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all of the joking that they should just keep Roseanne going except do the old Valerie Harper thing and call it "Roseanne's Family"? Well, that may not be a joke anymore
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That posh British commentator who was all over the royal wedding coverage? Yeah, he's actually a real estate guy named Tommy Muscatello, from upstate New York. Fuhgeddaboutit, Your Highness
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge denies class-action certification to Theranos investors, sadly NOT because anyone willing to give money to a college drop-out who dressed like Steve Jobs' stalker and promised impossible things pretty much deserves to go broke
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bob went to Jared's...close friend. Must be planning something big and noteworthy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irony is strong as story about Facebook removing Trending stories section appears in Trending stories section on Facebook
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump didn't do something idiotic to prevent a NAFTA deal. This time it was Pence
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unemployment is down; jobs are up. So let's take a little time to complain about how Trump Tweeted this info before The New York Times did
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
30-year-old son finally moves out of home...but not before calling the cops 'cause dad wouldn't let him look for his Legos
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That Reuters generic ballot poll that made liberals flip out last week is back to D+7
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That 30-year-old bum has finally moved out of his parents' house, thanks to Alex Jones
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo doxes racist twitter troll. Racist enraged that they did this. Even though HuffPo pointed out that she'd doxed herself several times over the years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prison sliders, $600. Would you?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue has some advice on how to get your summer vagina ready. Maybe Fark is mature enough for Teen Vogue after all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Unbearable Stench of an Unwashed Man is the name of my next novel
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Remember "Fudgie the Whale" cakes? Now there's "Fudgie The Beer"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When referring to a Australian sports star named Mason Cox, you really shouldn't ask a female co-host if she 'loves the cox' while on live TV
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Annoyed by the 'know-it-alls' in your life who are convinced they're always right? Take comfort in the fact that research shows they're actually less informed about the world than their peers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You're surrounded by lava. Shooting at it or at your neighbors isn't a solution
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Apparently Vermont will pay you $10,000 to move there and work remotely. Bonuses: gorgeous landscapes, great ski slopes-and a rapidly shrinking tax base. Downside: there are way too many old people
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The idea that Trump threatened Stormy Daniels through Michael Cohen doesn't seem that out of character for Cohen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Boehner: This isn't the GOP, this is the Trump Party. But I agree with all of their policy decisions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pill normally used to treat toenail infections could actually help cure bowel cancer, says study from the Don't Make Me Plant My Foot Up Your Ass Institute
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart introduced a $50 month 'white glove' shopping experience that includes free shipping and 'personal service', which is a step-up from no-service that many shoppers currently enjoy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Um, yeah, you may now address me as DOCTOR Vin Diesel, thaaaaaaaaaaaaanksabunch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk nearly bankrupt after finding his accountant had been running Project Mayhem
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Are you one of those pretentious New Yorker types who fold your pizza slice?
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Seventies rocker Steve Miller is a righteous dude
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Happy Covfefe Day
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum takes time off from watching you poop to record his first jazz album
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Philip and Elizabeth escape their pursuers and live new, anonymous lives somewhere else in the world? Does Stan deliver the special message to Moscow? And what happens to Henry? This is your SERIES FINALE thread for 'The Americans', 10 PM
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's estate sues ABC network for copyright infringement. Lawsuit expected to be easy as 1-2-3
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I agreed to help my boss out with a site he runs outside of work. Then I found out it his "side project" is translating hentai. What should I do?"
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
If a Facebook post directs you to a pile of onions in the desert, do not load your pickup truck full of them, as they're neither free nor meant for human consumption
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brigitte Nielsen announces she's pregnant.....at 54 years old
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wildwood, NJ mayor doubles down in defending the officer who repeatedly punched a 20-year-old mother in the head. "Women are hard to control"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hellmouth closed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In terms of training it was kind of a tall instead of a venti, but 175,000 Starbucks employees got four hours of training to understand racial bias. This is what happened
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sing us a song, Long Island Rail Road riders
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Roseanne (just hours after her show was cancelled): I'm leaving Twitter. Roseanne (now): Gotcha
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Tue May 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gynecologist sues patient for $1 million over one-star Yelp review, which has so far cost the patient $20k defending herself
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gynecologist sues patient for $1 million over one-star Yelp review, which has so far cost the patient $20k defending herself
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Need a distraction from all the politics and reality television? Here are the fifty best books to read this summer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hello, my name is Bob and I'm a bitcoinoholic"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So, your local Starbucks is closed for mandatory common sense training today. Where will you get your coffee instead? Do you think the chain will lose customers after they try McDonald's, Caribou, or a good local place? It's Coffee Talk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's tallest all-wood office building been built in Queensland. They are employing state of the art anti fire, termite, and keebler-elf technology
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
David Duke threatens to sue Trump for not building border wall unless Trump denounces, get this, "the Zio Deep Swamp State who wants to destroy our nation and destroy him"
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Mon May 28, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Are they booing me?" "No, sir, they're saying 'Boo-liani'"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sorry Europe, but you will have to take my Q-Tip from my cold, waxy ear
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(AP News)
 
Woofday
 
Luna, a drug-sniffing dog, and Hemi, an explosives-sniffing dog, take top honors at US sniffer dogs competition ....by a nose
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
29-year-old "penniless student" chosen by 55-year-old Russian oil tycoon's kids to be his new wife. Because it's the Daily Mail, I now question the existence of penniless students
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Looking back at the mess of Super Mario Bros. twenty-five years after its release
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The true inspiration for The Rolling Stones' Jumpin' Jack Flash has been revealed. Ironically enough it's not a gas gas gas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♪ L'Araignée, l'Araignée / Est un être bien singulier / Dans sa toile, il attend / D'attraper les brigands / Attention / Car l'Araignée est là ♪
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Animal farts lift Virginia Tech researcher's book to New York Times bestselling list. Man, what are they feeding those things?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Melania makes like a banana
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD wants you to look out. Here cums the Spiderman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carter Page says, being a right wing scumbag ruined my life. If only I didn't hate everyone on the planet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DNC chair: We shouldn't endorse candidates in Democratic primaries. Also DNC chair: I'm endorsing Andrew Cuomo. You progressives challenging him can suck it
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Sat May 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So apparently, according to this NY Post columnist, one deadbeat son now means that all American boys are "damaged" and "turning into impaired men." Such concern
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's hear what the mom of the evicted millennial's son has to say about him. Oh, dear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Peter King (R-eally?) compares NFL players kneeling to Nazis saluting, demands the Jets leave New York. No word if he lifted the demand from a Jets fan thread verbatim
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro tip: You may think you're being sly by waiting until your wife goes to the restroom before smacking your waitress's backside, but you'd be wrong
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican committee, raising money for the president's reelection campaign and the party's coffers, circulated a letter last week to wealthy Chinese businessmen offering a "one-on-one photo" and "handshake" with President Trump for $100,000
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Car thief experiences sudden unexpected exit, karma
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Because Cohen used his Trump.org email to conduct his taxi business, the FBI can potentially search a decade of all his emails
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
How facial recognition can identify liars: Does it look like a face? Yes? Then it's a liar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research reveals that when religious people try to suppress thoughts about sex they end up thinking about it even more. Oh, God ... oh, God ... OH, GOD
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The millennial that was ordered to move out of his parents' house says that's a problem because he can't afford moving boxes
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
White Castle to add vegan burgers to its menu
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Human-chicken hybrids created in US lab, which hopefully means another season of 'Kids in the Hall' is in our future (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New York Daily News, Chicago Tribune, LA Times, Orlando Sentinel and Baltimore Sun discover that blocking all EU readers is easier than actually providing personal data protections
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Move over, MH370: The search is back on for Northwest Airlines Flight 2501, which disappeared in 1950. Someone get Wolf Blitzer on the line pronto
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason, here is a picture of Liam Gallagher with a couple young clones and Selena Gomez
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chipotle HQ moving to California with an aching in its heart, abdomen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors be Road Warriors and win on the road to break the series tie? Or will the Rockets win at home and make the Warriors the one with a problem? It's your Game 5 WCF thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The creator says the small, rented private airport spaces are workplaces, not phone booths or sex dens. Maybe he didn't say the last part, so, maybe they are
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The tallest horse and shortest horse in the world meet. Adorable photo to the left. SIlly horse jokes to the right
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today's history lesson is what was it like to eat out in 1859
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The top 10 new species for 2018. By "new," they mean recently discovered, not recently evolved or recently intelligently designed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank to give 7,000+ their marching papers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum happy to be an old dad with his kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. Next kid to be named Sea Low? Veronica Lake?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are the most popular passwords of 2017. HA HA I CAN TYPE IN MY PASSWORD 1234pa$word and all you see are asterisks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert suggests that women about to face another awkward time in the bedroom apply the Sandwich Rule to get what they want from their man. Aww yeah, sandwiches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over a million Virgins in Australia are about to lose it overnight
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bury Indiana
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently death camps were really bad places
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline now wants $60,000/month (up from $20,000) child support from Britney Spears. Everyone on planet Earth: Leave Britney alone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ABC takes a bite out of The Chew, and spits it out
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The best beer gifts for Father's Day. Any others?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jets co-owner and chairman Christopher Johnson announces that he will cover any of his players' fines should they decide to kneel during anthem
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile back in 1979, people were worried about exploding children
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(The Horror)
 
 
 
"The night I said the f-word in book club"
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
"Aaron Schlossberg is the least racist person Aaron Schlossberg knows"
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
If you're still in L.A. on Wednesday and planning on going out of town for Memorial Day weekend, then you might as well cancel your plans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukraine paid Cohen a metric asston of cash for "talks" with the president
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US firm that gave cash to Michael Cohen helped secure millions for Putin-linked oligarch. Nothing to see here folks, just another one of those very common coincidences
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Check out North Brother Island in New York City, abandoned over 50 years ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Either Richie Blackmore sucks at compliments or Joe Satriani is too easily butthurt
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portnoy's done complaining
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Purdue Pharma, the makers of OxyContin, could have been put out of business 10 years ago, but Rudy Giuliani brokered a deal that kept their execs out of jail, and let them keep selling the pills to the government
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
New York Mets are "showing interest" in Jose Bautista, who reportedly retains Bobby Bonilla as adviser on how to get millions from the Mets in spite of being totally washed up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Could the Large Hadron Collider collide a sandwich? And would the collision create a sandwich hole from which no sandwiches could escape? I'm just asking questions
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(FIOS News)
 
 
 
Today in New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things: Yonkers sets new record for shortest time elapsed between rollout of bike sharing fleet and trashing of bike sharing fleet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump top fundraisers thought "drain the swamp" meant "build a desert"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when Blondie was punk rock and punk rock was the scariest thing to come out of New York? Until President dumbass
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A 34 million-to-one shot, doc"
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will the Universal champion show up to face his potential challengers? Will the women's championship challenger show up to face the champion? Will the fans stay for a Jinder-Roman main event at MITB? Maybe this is the B-Team show. WWE Raw 8pm EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
29 million Americans had nothing better to do than watch the Royal Wedding Saturday morning
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The New Yorker explains the coolness of eating 24-karat gold chicken wings ..besides pooping gold ignots
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anna Faris loves guys in cargo shorts. No, not you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators are finally getting their first look at the files taken from Michael Cohen, No comment from the White House on when Trump will send out his 'next witch' hunt or 'no collusion' tweets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Royal women not only have strange hats, but strange swimwear as well (NSFW)
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Melanoma patients need to check their moles, privilege
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"People seem curiously willing to hold Clinton to a different standard than other men accused of sexual harassment"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 7 MLB Power rankings: How about them Braves?
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(White House)
 
 
 
It looks like Breitbart is now writing articles and headlines for WhiteHouse.gov
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nashville to be named 2019 NFL draft host at owners meetings
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas finally gets an expansion team that isn't very good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When it comes to the Russia investigation, it's not so much that the Trump team has a habit of moving the goalposts, but that those goalposts have been rigged to roller skates and pushed downhill"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Do you listen to music recorded before 1950? If so, share with the Sunday Morning Music Club what's good and what everyone should check out
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will the Royal Wedding get skewered? Will Alec Baldwin and the rest of the celebrity Trump Administration return? Will Amy Poehler return to Update? Tina Fey hosts, Nicki Minaj is the shrieking music act. SNL season finale, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Appeals Court rules against Trump, saying the case can move on to discovery. No, not the Mueller probe. No, not the Stormy Daniels case. The other one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the series shifting to Cleveland, will the Celtics continue to kick the Cavaliers while they are down? Or will the Cavaliers win and keep the series interesting? Tip-off is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Meet the newly hatched predators of New York City's financial district who will consume all the dirty rats of Wall Street
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Gov't says it's now safe to eat romaine lettuce again, but subby ain't taking no chances. This big ol' box of Apocalypse Chow I dun got from the Revr'nd Bakker is all a real 'Murican needs to stay fit and healthy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood to play 90-year old ass, a role he was born to play
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Enjoy this fly over of New York City at night in stunning 12K
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's downtown Renaissance continues with a new statue of WTF is that?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein; Kevin Spacey--the celebrities exposed by #MeToo are making a comeback via the tried-and-true method of laying low for six months and then pretending nothing happened. That's the joke (well, it would be if this were a joke)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
👨🏻🧙🧙🧙 👴🏻👑 👩 😡 👨🏻🗡 👴🏻😵👨🏻👑
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The crazy is strong in this one: half-sister to Harry's bride, irked that she wasn't invited to the wedding, will host a full formal attire reception at her FL trailer park
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The NAFTA deal is nowhere near being reached
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar rectums
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dressing up as Deadpool for the new movie sounds like fun until you get arrested for terrorism
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Having mastered baseball and broadcasting, Keith Hernandez starts his third career: Cat video producer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a Manafort on a swamp, but I built in all the same. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On a crumbling, beer-splotched wall in the back of a sports bar on East 44th Street is one of New York's more neglected cultural treasures, a veritable Sistine Chapel of American comic-strip art
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes
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