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Fri July 23, 2021
		Former Trump adviser Thomas Barrack is freed to home confinement after posting bail. All quarter-BILLION dollars of it source: msn.com \| share:	25
		NYC unionized hospital workers protest vaccine mandate and...seriously? You plague-rat dipshiats got standing ovations and everything, and this is the thanks we get source: ny1.com \| share:	112

Thu July 22, 2021
		If COVID-19 wasn't enough, US health officials are now tracking a superbug fungus among us source: apnews.com \| share:	48
		Wow, this survival horror game needs more ammo pickups source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	43
		China builds camps for a million Muslims, wonders why it is compared to Third Reich source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	344
		You're supposed to blow the candles out, not sniff the cake source: wmtw.com \| share:	24

Wed July 21, 2021
		Why won't the government shut down these free markets that don't pay taxes? source: nypost.com \| share:	65
		Toilet paper comes to mind source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	20
		JPMorgan gives Jamie Dimon a special stock option bonus to keep him as CEO for several more years. Turning his ivory tower into a private rocket rumored but not confirmed source: cnbc.com \| share:	5
		Pagan's leader set to plead guilty. After 34 years Friday and Streebeck's investigation finally pays off source: nj.com \| share:	44
		Climate change denial gets harder when New York City, around 2800 miles from the West Coast, is covered in smoke from the West Coast fires source: msn.com \| share:	23
		Self-driving cars step up to the challenge of NYC streets. "Hey, I'm drivin' here" source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	11
		Top US Catholic Church official resigns after cell phone data tracked him using Grindr. Look, if God didn't want you picking up men on the internet, he wouldn't have made them so gosh-darned delectable source: pix11.com \| share:	120

Tue July 20, 2021
		Cop catches people jumping from burning building. No word on what he charged them with source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	36
		Rogue bull on the loose on Long Island. Kinky source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	20
		No one wants to work FOR YOU anymore: episode 4,973 source: nypost.com \| share:	218
		The US bars Lobo over alleged corruption, possibly the fact that he moonlights as an interstellar mercenary and bounty hunter in DC Comics source: aljazeera.com \| share:	23
		WE GOT HIM source: vanityfair.com \| share:	135
		New York Mets announcer Gary Cohen eviscerates Cincinnati's signature Skyline Chili saying "try it once and then you'll never eat it again" source: twitter.com \| share:	93
		Much like his soccer team, Richard Branson will have to settle for second place, as Neil deGrasse Tyson explains that no, he did not go to space source: dnaindia.com \| share:	50

Mon July 19, 2021
		Inside the Trump Organization it is okay to admit mistakes as long as you maintain Donald Trump did nothing wrong source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	50
		Fox News: Vaccine passports are evil. Also Fox News: Give us proof of a vaccination or submit to daily COVID screenings source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		We've had bird flu, swine flu, and bats gave us COVID. Now it is time to introduce the deadly Monkey B virus onto the world source: yahoo.com \| share:	33
		NYPD cop channels MacGyver as he saves the life of a stabbing victim with an empty crisp (chip) packet & some tape. Then proceeded to change a car tyre using only a t-shirt and the moon's gravitational pull source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	58
		When he's not busily disappointing his wife, Ben Shapiro is hard at work building a Facebook Empire of Outrage that in May had more user engagement than the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN combined source: npr.org \| share:	74
		"You are outta here....for life" source: espn.com \| share:	15

Sun July 18, 2021
		A Pirates swinging bunt gets lolMets'd into 3 runs source: mlb.com \| share:	34
		I'll show you a place .... Where the streets have no name source: bbc.com \| share:	96
		The College Republicans are revolting source: salon.com \| share:	159
		No amount of soap can clean up that city source: wmur.com \| share:	20
		Edwin Diaz recaptures his "most choketastic closer in New York" crown, as the Mets cough up a 6-0 eighth inning lead and lose...to the godawful Pirates source: cbssports.com \| share:	8
		It's one small step for a... tardigrade? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	20
		"A Capitol rioter's bail was revoked after he left his probation officer 'frightening' voicemails about the size of his genitalia" source: yahoo.com \| share:	162

Sat July 17, 2021
		To the left - CNN riling up the pizza crazies. To the right- the crazies handling it with all the dignity and grace Farkers are known for source: cnn.com \| share:	42
		What's behind the deadly and devastating flooding in Europe? That big global myth that's been disproven by that one guy on YouTube who has to keep his identity secret to keep himself protected, obviously source: vox.com \| share:	16

Fri July 16, 2021
		Matt Gaetz, Jeff Epstein and El Chapo walk in to a member of the bar source: tampabay.com \| share:	31
		Illinois reminds everyone that cops can legally lie through their teeth to get a confession source: npr.org \| share:	46
		Happy Birthday to Fark Favorite, Princess Cariboo; Kevin Kline is one lucky bastard source: imdb.com \| share:	49
		Hey, comptroller did you pay that $500,000 invoice for maintaining our entire fleet of police, fire and garbage vehicles? No, mayor, I thought you did. Uh oh source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	64
		Fark ready headline: Court overturns FDA ban on electric shock treatment at Massachusetts school source: usatoday.com \| share:	74
		Fark-ready headline of the year: Nicolas Cage says he knew his relationship with wife Riko Shibata 'could work' after discovering she keeps flying squirrels source: insider.com \| share:	32
		At last, real poutine again source: apnews.com \| share:	94

Thu July 15, 2021
		New Yorkers will no longer be able to use the old 2020 "I'd marry you if only the city marriage bureau wasn't closed for the pandemic" excuse. Ain't love grand? source: silive.com \| share:	11
		GOP willing to let America collapse rather than force rich people to pay their damn taxes source: thehill.com \| share:	122
		"We can have a documentary-ethics panel about it later." - The director of the Anthony Bourdain documentary on his decision to use AI software to have Bourdain say sentences he never actually spoke and add them to the movie source: newyorker.com \| share:	60
		Mets back in black source: cbssports.com \| share:	7

Wed July 14, 2021
		Woman leaves note in a Walmart bathroom saying she's being held by her ex-boyfriend and begs someone to call 911. Someone does. Cops spectacularly fail in their response, but fortunately she's able to leave ANOTHER note, and this time gets a better outcome source: yahoo.com \| share:	58
		A wave of dogs in America with severe behavior problems has trainers seriously alarmed. Just wait until they get a load of the people source: vice.com \| share:	78
		Iranian agents are facing charges for their role in a plot to kidnap a U.S. journalist, had plans to take her out of Brooklyn by speedboat and get her quickly to Venezuela. Carrie Mathison allegedly involved in foiling the plot source: npr.org \| share:	62
		The appeasement strategy for children is a losing proposition source: salon.com \| share:	14
(Eye ESPY)		Can old people legally yell at you to get off their LAN? source: nolo.com \| share:	41
		New Yorkers celebrate Yang's groundbreaking victory, which is heartbreaking to those who wanted to read this on the politics tab source: thehill.com \| share:	14

Tue July 13, 2021
		Chris Cuomo declines to comment on why his wife's name would be in Jeffrey Epstein's "older" black book because maybe, you know, he likes it source: yahoo.com \| share:	39
(Some Guy)		New York proudly arrives in the 1940's and will now allow Sunday barbering source: capitolpressroom.org \| share:	62
		Step right up folks, and place your bets: who'll be the first oh-so-original Farker to post aintnothingonnahappen.gif? source: theguardian.com \| share:	134
		Billionaire Richard Branson was hardly "in space". He spent about a minute-and-a-half at the rim before falling back to earth, which is the functional equivalent of having a layover at JFK and then claiming you've been to New York City source: jalopnik.com \| share:	223
		Today's masterful performance by the Kraken crew-just the opening show of a North American tour source: forbes.com \| share:	53
		"Washington, Colorado and Oregon are now among the US states that have legalized the process of converting bodies into soil, a procedure the Catholic Church said fails to show 'respect for the body of the deceased.'" source: religionnews.com \| share:	169

Mon July 12, 2021
		Pennsylvania building a nuclear-powered cryptocurrency mining server farm source: tomshardware.com \| share:	20
		Amazing (and terrifying) video of a worker performing maintenance at the tip of the Chrysler Tower in New York City (TIL what a "steeplejack" is) source: nerdist.com \| share:	78
		Don't walk away from a slot machine without your winnings source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	46
		Not that anyone was asking, but Bill Cosby is not welcome at the Comedy Cellar source: tmz.com \| share:	32
		Family secrets are at the heart of the Trump Organization indictments source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	44
		Mets take Rocker with their first round pick, allowing him to take the 7 train for many years to come source: mlb.com \| share:	13
		Maybe Philly is ok after all. Aside from the ridiculous accent. And some of the people. And some of the smells source: phillymag.com \| share:	56

Sun July 11, 2021
(Some Guy)		Alfie, a mute swan in New Jersey, manages to dodge a scheduled death sentence in the strangest of ways source: granthshala.com \| share:	86
		Here's Ashley Olson with a drink and a machete as is the style source: pagesix.com \| share:	59

Sat July 10, 2021
		Happy birthday, Snake. I thought you'd be taller source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	44
		Secrets of a professional dungeon master. No, sadly, it's just Dungeons and Dragons source: vox.com \| share:	45

Fri July 09, 2021
		$5 million fundraising attempt for Giuliani legal defense gets less than $10,000. Another clear indicator that massive grift operations over the last years caused overfleecing of the US rube population. It's just not sustainable source: boingboing.net \| share:	59
		The latest crime wave plaguing upstate New York: roving grease thieves. Thus far the criminals have proved slippery source: timesunion.com \| share:	17
		On this day in history, in 1777, Brigadier General George Clinton was elected as the first governor of New York, a role he held sporadically until 1804 when he finally journeyed to the stars in the P-Funk Mothership as Dr. Funkenstein source: history.com \| share:	36
		After eating almost 400 pies from US coast to coast, authors of "Modernist Pizza" come to the conclusion the best pizza comes from a) New York, b) Chicago, c) Portland source: geekwire.com \| share:	145
		Two other companies that cannot find workers because they don't want to improve wages and conditions? Uber and Lyft source: vice.com \| share:	29
		15 states opt out of the lawsuit against Purdue Pharma on this promise: "Sacklers have agreed to give up ownership of the bankrupt drug company" and "will pay out $4.2 billion from their private fortunes in installments spread over the next decade" source: npr.org \| share:	81
		Surf's up ... in the NYC subway system and surrounding roads source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	47

Thu July 08, 2021
		Hill Headline to frighten you: At least seven states report mosquitoes carrying disease that can paralyze humans. Article: Yeah, it's West Nile Virus, which has been in the US since 1999 and isn't that big a deal source: thehill.com \| share:	41
		New York to close 3 Mass Vaccination Sites. In response, Mass says they beat New York in 2004 and they'll ride that wave for decades source: gothamist.com \| share:	7
		Michael Avenatti to just do it in prison for 2.5 years source: nbcnews.com \| share:	79
		MTA unveils clean subway car source: gothamist.com \| share:	35
		Admire someone else's well-received short story, but not clever or talented enough to write anything like it on your own? No worries, just convince Slate to let you write an article explaining how it was really all about you, but not really source: slate.com \| share:	36
		Parking Wars NYC: Car totaled from explosion gets a parking ticket for blocking a fire hydrant source: nypost.com \| share:	39
		Security forces in Haiti kill four, capture two 'foreign mercenaries' linked to assassination of President, who were pretending to be US DEA agents source: aljazeera.com \| share:	72
		If you build it, they will come. Eventually source: kiro7.com \| share:	5

Wed July 07, 2021
		Hair dye melts steel beams source: thehill.com \| share:	58
		Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit source: cnn.com \| share:	123
		It's Adams' Apple source: politico.com \| share:	46
		"My nephew is obsessed with video games and I worry the obsession is going to harm him physically and mentally. How do I save him from becoming a gamer?" source: slate.com \| share:	28

Tue July 06, 2021
		Meet the woman who mastered a 6000-character IBM Chinese typewriter in the 1940s and demoed it for her bosses at Big Blue and for excited audiences in the U.S. and China. The typewriter flopped, but she's still here and she knows the codes source: fastcompany.com \| share:	29
		The Moors get sidetracked on their way to Madrid, wind up in a Boston courthouse, complaining the courts have no standing source: wbur.org \| share:	96
		Pro-police, vegan, centrist, NJ resident wins NYC mayoral primary source: apnews.com \| share:	75
		Given that it's Sur La Table's propaganda arm, it's probably White Claw in an overpriced glass with food coloring source: bonappetit.com \| share:	4
		Bitcoin Hot Tub Time Machine source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	32
		Attention Tik Tok users, please stop putting garlic up your nose. Sincerely, doctors and rational human beings source: thehill.com \| share:	44
		Daniel Jones still getting mentored by Eli Manning so he can beat Tom Brady over the next ten-to-fifteen years source: giantswire.usatoday.com \| share:	10
		Elmo gets a puppy. This headline brought to you by "D" for "d'awww" and "P" for "puppy because of course it is source: apnews.com \| share:	2
		Joey Chestnut, sit down. The pie-eating girls in Key West are the real wieners source: wsvn.com \| share:	18

Mon July 05, 2021
		Everyone knows last call comes way too early. New York solution: 24-hour party districts source: mixmag.net \| share:	18
		You could run from New York City to Boston, and still not burn enough calories to wipe out all that Joey Chestnut consumed yesterday source: click2houston.com \| share:	72
		Trump stiffs Giuliani source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	178
		Spirit of 76 source: espn.com \| share:	7

Sun July 04, 2021
		Hey now, you're a double All-Star source: espn.com \| share:	13
		Ranked-choice voting isn't why the New York mayoral election has become such a clusterfark. It's the fact that the New York Board of Elections is just really, really bad at everything source: thenation.com \| share:	38
		Happy 97th Birthday to Eva Marie Saint, the oldest living Academy Award winner source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	8
		"It only became the greatest show on earth when a small plane, presumably belonging to a Biden voter, circled overhead with the words 'Loser-Palooza'' scrolling in lights underneath its wings" source: theguardian.com \| share:	157

Sat July 03, 2021
		Variant Factories is the name of my Halestorm-System of a Down cover band source: cnn.com \| share:	32
		The charges were more serious than prior reporting suggested, the scope of the investigation was greater than anticipated, and the case is bigger than what was expected. All of which is very bad news for Cadet Bone Spur source: cnn.com \| share:	151
		Picasso sold after being kept in house closet for 50 years. Human rights advocates livid; coroners confused source: sfgate.com \| share:	33

Fri July 02, 2021
		Long weekend 4th of July opener FHF MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	127
		After throwing a tantrum and moving away after a Democrat won, former Maine governor and main asshole LePage wants to run for re-election source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	59
		Staten Island communities have the highest COVID positivity rates in NYC. Sure it's probably just a coincidence that it's heavily Republican there, but still source: abc7ny.com \| share:	39
		Funny thing about business loans, especially the kind a heavily leveraged company like the Trump organization takes out: They often contain a clause saying the lender can demand repayment in full immediately if the borrower gets criminally indicted source: politico.com \| share:	162

Thu July 01, 2021
		You probably didn't have "barrier-breaking Zimbabwean sommeliers" on your list of stuff to learn about today but here you are source: metro.us \| share:	4
		Maybe we'll start taking this heat thing seriously now that New York City is about to lose power source: gizmodo.com \| share:	58
		Frankie Pentangelli surrenders to the Manhattan DA source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	80
		Utah housing market ready to really heat up source: housingwire.com \| share:	40

Wed June 30, 2021
		Who are these people in NYC who are anti-Open Restaurants? It's like they think they own the streets source: nyc.streetsblog.org \| share:	15
		U.S. natural gas companies hope you'll want pay a premium for what they say is "greener gas", adding you can "trust us" and "energy companies are your friends" source: msn.com \| share:	10

Tue June 29, 2021
		'Discrepancy' leads NYC Board of Elections to remove voting results source: abc7ny.com \| share:	89
		Leader of far-right group who stockpiled weapons and prepared for violence was arrested but not tried on terror charges. The good news is that it wasn't in the US but in Germany, which has no history at all of this sort of thing getting out of hand source: pbs.org \| share:	28
		Alan Dershowitz is suddenly very concerned that lawyers can be disbarred for knowingly making false statements source: thehill.com \| share:	81
		Roger Stone urges Trump to ditch his "weak-kneed" lawyers and hire one tough attorney to fight the potential charges against him. Difficulty: good attorneys like to get paid source: salon.com \| share:	56
		The King of Falafel & Shawarma is pleased that Wall Street is ordering bankers back to the office. Long live the king source: npr.org \| share:	3
		Ten-year-old girl told by Yankees GM that they only hire bat boys, not bat girls. Sixty years later, current Yankees GM corrects that mistake source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	13
		Prosecutors in the Manhattan District Attorney's Office say Trump Organization members will be charged but not Trump himself..."at this time" source: apnews.com \| share:	126
		7-year-old brothers can be pretty bratty especially if they lock their teenage sister in a former bank vault source: upi.com \| share:	24

Mon June 28, 2021
		Working from home doesn't mean you don't have to pay your state taxes source: wmur.com \| share:	93
		How many Farkers are from New Hampshire? Did Drew move? source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	16
		It's hotter in Portland and Seattle than Las Vegas and Palm Springs, and so jump in the swimming pool with us at the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	250
		"The more we learn about Donald Trump's baseless, false and discredited claims about the 2020 election, the more baseless, false and discredited those claims have become" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	73

Sun June 27, 2021
		Twelve things real New Yorkers don't know but are too afraid to ask. Strangely absent is why they don't recognize their pizza is inferior to Chicago source: timeout.com \| share:	17
		It was a bad week for the big lie source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Johnson & Johnson digs into their pocket change to settle opioid claim with New York source: cbsnews.com \| share:	3
		The 35 best rock albums of 2020. In other news, there were 35 rock albums released in 2020 source: pitchfork.com \| share:	27

Sat June 26, 2021
		Aaron Nola strikes out 10 straight New York Mets, if you're wondering why people are abandoning major league baseball in droves source: espn.com \| share:	53

Fri June 25, 2021
		Hotel CEO: I'm a shiatty human being and an even shiattier businessman, so please give my employees bigger tips so I don't have to pay more source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	170
		FBI plane crashes into an associate of Rudy Giuliani source: motherjones.com \| share:	34
		Travel writers share the most common traveler fails in popular cities around the world. Don't be like these travelers source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	65
		The concept of a "third workplace" is on the rise source: axios.com \| share:	55
		Stinky wealthy New Yorkers fled to the Hamptons in 2020 in droves to get away from the pandemic, now wealthy locals say they've sparked a major sewage crisis with all their stank source: theguardian.com \| share:	57
		The courts are generally OK with it if you just decide you don't have to show up to a hearing right? source: cnbc.com \| share:	37

Thu June 24, 2021
		New Yorker leaves New York for the first time ever and writes an article comparing Chicago and Detroit to New York. Ctrl+F "New York" = 41 results source: insider.com \| share:	159
		Mike Pompeo goes to NY to ask rich idiots to blow a shiat-ton of their money on his upcoming failed presidential bid source: cnbc.com \| share:	55
		Controversial Teddy Roosevelt statue to be removed from American Museum of Natural History in NYC. Robin Williams rolls in his grave source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	121
		The Republican candidate for mayor of New York City is running on the platform of having a lot of cats source: twitter.com \| share:	54
		Pandemic hoarders are trying to offload their wares on Craigslist now that supply and demand are equalized source: slate.com \| share:	33
		Found a bunny with a farked back leg on the side of the road; suggestions on what to do with it? source: fark.com \| share:	50
		Good: New York to end COVID-19 state of emergency rules. Bad: That includes booze to go source: patch.com \| share:	38

Wed June 23, 2021
		Stealing a 48' yacht near an international border on a lake? Yeah, They'll find you pretty fast source: wcax.com \| share:	29
		Art Bell knew aliens were tuning into his radio show (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	8
		Flu Fighters source: dailybreeze.com \| share:	7
		Before I go to jail, I want my 90 minutes of phone calls source: cnn.com \| share:	22
		Transformers 7 will feature the Rise of Beasts, so look forward to a transforming lemur or something source: gizmodo.com \| share:	37
		Morgan Stanley tells employees that, unfortunately, they will not be able to return to the office and will have to continue working remotely if they are not vaccinated. I could live with that source: cnbc.com \| share:	15
		Niagara River is the new Rio Grande. Can't we just legalize it source: wkbw.com \| share:	32

Tue June 22, 2021
		My parents want to build a $100K 'granny flat' on my property and their accountant says it should come out of my inheritance. It will add value but I will have to pay taxes. Why does everybody think I'm a douche? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	43
		Fast food is losing some of what value it has source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)		Italian egg stuffed meatloaf (Polpettone). Hard boiled egg in the center, yes or no? source: mangiabedda.com \| share:	46
		Philip Morris tells NYC it's just stepping out for a pack of smokes, never to return source: marketwatch.com \| share:	19
		Okay, which Farker is writing headlines for the New York Times? source: twitter.com \| share:	17
		Does anything good ever come from throwing Bills at a Beaver? source: wjactv.com \| share:	21

Mon June 21, 2021
		John Oliver: PACE is "yet another example where a well-meaning public program has been corrupted by the presence of private companies" source: theguardian.com \| share:	90
		Trump Organization sues NYC over contracts canceled by city following 1/6 US Capitol insurrection led by Trump, minions. "You do that, and you lose the privilege of doing business with the City of New York. It's as simple as that" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	60
		For the first time since March 2020, the United States has recorded fewer than 300 Covid-19 deaths in a single day source: theguardian.com \| share:	50
		Dear Yankee dumbass, this thing up here? It's called a sovereign nation. So please go fark yourself, thank you and sorry. Signed, your frenemy The Great White North. P.S. We have free healthcare neener neener source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	128
		Canadians will be chill about you ordering cannabis edibles at restaurants, even though they probably will only eat half of one just to be polite source: nationalpost.com \| share:	56
(Some Guy)		Covid did a number on the real estate market. But not every city got the same number source: realtor.com \| share:	10
		It seems that Earth has a pulse source: studyfinds.org \| share:	8
		Two men and a baby source: cbc.ca \| share:	8
		Take this job and shove it source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	12
		Since this is in the New York Post, we are now questioning the existence of elves, China, and even ears source: nypost.com \| share:	20

Sun June 20, 2021
		Yet another reason to hate the Yankees source: espn.com \| share:	29
		500 days ago, the U.S. recorded its first COVID-19 fatality. It's been a wild ride, and sadly because of politics, ignorance, and outright obstruction, it appears the pandemic will be with us for a lot longer source: cnn.com \| share:	74
		New map proves to be a font of information; will prevent you from taking a wrong turn at Helvetica source: bigthink.com \| share:	32
		Ranked choice voting makes for strange bedfellows source: politico.com \| share:	42

Sat June 19, 2021
		How "Biden Republicans" took over the suburbs source: politico.com \| share:	69
		It's a lot of money but when I think of the smile on Whaley McWhaleface's face it'll be worth it source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	29
		Finally some bipartisanship: The "Blame Canada" edition source: cbc.ca \| share:	66

Fri June 18, 2021
		Your Amazon package has been delivered. Your Amazon package has been delivered. Your Amazon package has been delivered. Your Amazon package has been delivered. Your Amazon package has been delivered. Your Amazon package has been delivered source: nbcnews.com \| share:	79
		The suburban Rochester grilling season is off to an odd start source: whec.com \| share:	16
		I bet the funeral is gonna be HUGE source: nbc-2.com \| share:	30
		Travelers care deeply about sustainability - until it inconveniences them. Then it gets recycled source: cnbc.com \| share:	5
		Get ready to pay more in rent source: axios.com \| share:	30

Thu June 17, 2021
		Florida wackos accept challenge, show Texas it can't be No. 50 for long source: yahoo.com \| share:	29
		It would be a shame if I accidentally revealed what I know about your brother the governor. Now, about those legal fees source: syracuse.com \| share:	13
		PetSmart is partnering with DoorDash for same-day delivery and cat owners feel like they've bought themselves a little breathing room source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7
		I have a U-haul and I want to paint it black source: wktv.com \| share:	58
		President Biden's Fourth of July Covid vaccination goals are in jeopardy with the delta variant now a rising threat in the U.S. We'll have to redouble our vaccination efforts, maybe even drag the anti-vaxxers kicking and screaming source: cnbc.com \| share:	137
		Teenage girl turns into a red panda when she gets excited. Coming to theaters in March 2022, It's not FurryCon, it's Pixar source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	47
		A little old man wouldn't give a thief his coffee money, so the guy stole the old man's cane instead. New York City is back, baby source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	49
		The US Open loves its return to full capacity source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	7
		Even Kroger's going Krogering source: marketwatch.com \| share:	11
		I got 99 problems, now driving won't be one source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	30
		A bartender explains how vaccines changed bartending source: vox.com \| share:	4
		DeGrom strikes out 8 of 9 batters, adds an RBI single to boost his batting average to .423...then leaves with shoulder soreness because the Mets can never have nice things source: mlb.com \| share:	7

Wed June 16, 2021
		Man thinks that a developmental version of Windows 11 that leaked online is the final product. CNN doesn't always hire the brightest of the bunch source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		♩ "New York, New York, it's a wonderful town. ♩ The Bronx is up and the Battery's down. ♩ The people ride in a hole in the ground. ♩ New York, New York, it's a wonderful town" ♩ source: nypost.com \| share:	51
		Jamie Vardy now co-owns American soccer club Rochester Rhinos source: insideworldsoccer.com \| share:	5
		Jim Starlin created Thanos, suffered a career-ending injury, but overcame adversity to continue making comics that were definitely something source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	11

Tue June 15, 2021
		Apparently this guy takes his fun VERY seriously source: wcax.com \| share:	41
		What is the best US state to live in? Survey says .... You have got to be kidding me source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	131
		Amazing hi-res footage (at 2,252 frames per second) of Orioles P Mickey Jannis' knuckleball source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	9
		An oral history of one of the worst films ever made source: uproxx.com \| share:	49
		With 'mom jeans' back in style, Annie Hall's 'dad pants' are again bringing home the bacon source: theguardian.com \| share:	22
		Now open: New York source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	61
		Now open: New York source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	61
		So how was lunch? source: fark.com \| share:	46
		It's getting more and more common for soon-to-be parents to plan their pregnancy around their baby's ideal zodiac sign, possibly because pollsters are asking dumber questions source: studyfinds.org \| share:	33
		Former NYC police commissioner warns of 'murican summer source: cnbc.com \| share:	59
		Andrew Yang: 13% source: politico.com \| share:	34

Mon June 14, 2021
		New York Rangers hire Gallant as coach. Goofus to remain as owner source: nypost.com \| share:	10
		Justice official resigns in wake of Democrat and media records seizure uproar, proving again why you don't mess with people's vinyl. It's got a warmer sound, man source: aol.com \| share:	34
		♪ Sittin' on the dock of the bay . . . watching the Aaaaambulance sail away ♪ source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	19
		New York to throw ticker tape parade to honor essential workers. Parade to honor sanitation workers who have to clean up all that crap still unscheduled source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	44
		No, -this- is how you take an eclipse photo. Avert your eyes: here comes the science to blind you source: petapixel.com \| share:	15
		48 year old Colon still works just fine source: nypost.com \| share:	12
		If you misplaced your dead bear on Staten Island, the NYPD would like to have a word with you source: silive.com \| share:	28

Sun June 13, 2021
		States that took COVID seriously did better protecting their citizens' health, AND their economy source: lamag.com \| share:	73
		New Yorkers have forgotten that Montana has a winter source: nypost.com \| share:	78
		Woman earns between £5,000 and £7,000 a month fixing people's dating profiles. "She recalls helping one 45-year-old who only had a picture on his profile of him wearing a 'young, dumb and full of c*m' t-shirt" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	104
		Virtually all hospitalized Covid patients have one thing in common: They're unvaccinated. Well, won't somebody fetch my fainting couch? source: msn.com \| share:	178
		Giancarlo Stanton should be happy Gritty wasn't in the stadium today source: mlb.com \| share:	4

Sat June 12, 2021
		Pixies to embark on a tour in 2021 for some reason supporting Nine Inch Nails source: nme.com \| share:	36
		Welcome to Perth source: boingboing.net \| share:	23
		Headline FAIL. "You can't hang it on your wall, but this image just sold for $15.3 million" source: abc.net.au \| share:	58
		Matt Gaetz: the FBI was responsible for the spread of COVID-19 after failing to act on discredited information by Chinese allies of Steve Bannon and others on the right source: americanindependent.com \| share:	110

Fri June 11, 2021
		Notorious B.I.G.'s daughter teaming up with Jam Master Jay's daughter to open NY-style pizzeria, a mile East of where Biggie was shot source: thegrio.com \| share:	15
		Trump could be taken down by his loyal money man source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	62
		Study shows old people's loneliness exacerbated by pandemic quarantining. For only $5 they can join a community of squirrel-ball-worshippers and put off their desolation for an entire month source: yahoo.com \| share:	36
		Well what do you know? Turns out all those flexible non-employee Uber and Lyft drivers also enjoy the flexibility of not driving for Uber and Lyft source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	26
		Definitely less frustrating than renting a game and not getting a manual it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Control free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Devil's advocate time. Games others seem to hate that you enjoy? source: epicgames.com \| share:	182
(Some sweet guy)		This is a sweet crisis source: mynbc5.com \| share:	5

Thu June 10, 2021
		The FDA says the Johnson can go much longer source: msn.com \| share:	6
		If you're going to run for mayor of New York City, it probably helps if you actually live in New York City source: slate.com \| share:	15
		AMC insiders are selling their once worthless shares for millions thanks to the apes who keep shoveling their money into the stock source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	22
		He initially said he was shot in NY, but then said he was shot in VT, and claimed he didn't realize he was wounded, thinking it was a bee sting. Police say he lied several times before finally admitting he shot himself while cleaning his gun source: wcax.com \| share:	41

Wed June 09, 2021
		Japan innovates again, creates edible mask out of melon bread (w/pics, video, test results) source: soranews24.com \| share:	13
		What's another 6 weeks or so when your induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame has already been delayed 12 months? source: abc7ny.com \| share:	6
		Just because it's a Rolls, that doesn't mean you shouldn't get a Carfax report on it source: jalopnik.com \| share:	46
		New poll finds New Yorkers would still vote for Andrew Cuomo over generic Republican candidate in 2022 source: pix11.com \| share:	69
		Trump isn't delusional. It's much worse than that source: salon.com \| share:	99
		Coin sells for $18.8mn. Suck it, Bitcoin source: gulfnews.com \| share:	58
		New York Times tries to cover up the fact that watermelons were found on Mars source: mediaite.com \| share:	4
		3 in 10 Republicans believe Donnie will be reinstated, may have left DNA on Their Pillows source: thehill.com \| share:	61
		I'm beginning to think that maybe, just perhaps, the New York Post is being a wee bit less objective about the current administration than they were about the previous one. Just a hunch really source: nypost.com \| share:	64

Tue June 08, 2021
		Cuomo says if New York can get to 70% vaccination, the state will go back to normal. You know, corruption, handsy governors, and piles of taxpayer money set ablaze source: nydailynews.com \| share:	9
		Employers expect 2/3 of Manhattan office workers to be back after Labor Day. Stay tuned for the follow-up where employers are complaining workers would rather quit then have a two hour commute again source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	19
		Trying to take another NHL player's head off seems like a bargain now source: espn.com \| share:	12
		♬ Foo Fighters are taking music back to the Garden for the first full capacity concert in 15 months source: gothamist.com \| share:	29
		Ransomware attacks hit Congress source: axios.com \| share:	63
(Some Guy)		♬ Here's the story of a lovely lady who is all grown up and moving out of her New York City condo for $1.8 million source: realtor.com \| share:	12
		Former New York Giants head coach Jim Fassel dies at 71 source: espn.com \| share:	10
		I mean, who could have ever predicted that a guy without any managerial experience wouldn't fare well at baseball's hardest job? source: thespun.com \| share:	27

Mon June 07, 2021
(Some Guy)		New York considers resurrecting the great American tradition of trust-busting source: mattstoller.substack.com \| share:	21
		B52's Kate Pierson selling her "Love Shack" themed upstate New York motel source: nypost.com \| share:	35
		FDA approves first new drug to fight Alzheimer's disease in 20 years. What were we talking about source: cnn.com \| share:	25

Sun June 06, 2021
		When we call them "cowboy cops" I don't think this is what we had in mind source: gizmodo.com \| share:	36
		Private equity group buys major medical supply company. This will surely improve quality, lower costs and improve employee quality of life. Until the company is dismembered and driven into bankruptcy that is source: cnn.com \| share:	16

Sat June 05, 2021
		Trainer Brad Cox will always remember his first Triple Crown victory even if technically it will become his second source: espn.com \| share:	1
		NYC bar owners remain frustrated that they have to keep their pandemic hours because they won't pay enough to get people to work for them source: nypost.com \| share:	74
		Psychologist Arthur Staats takes a permanent 'time out.' source: today.com \| share:	5

Fri June 04, 2021
		The dissident who was skyjacked by Belarusia comes on state TV and says its leader is "a man with balls of steel." Torture and drugs suspected but when he added "New York Mets - World Series 2021. Book it, done." all doubt was removed source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	30
		Carnies steal trailer loaded with 14 guns source: nj.com \| share:	22
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why it feels so weird to go maskless in public. Probably for the same reason it feels so strange to have sex without a condom, am I right guys? source: slate.com \| share:	103

Thu June 03, 2021
		Cuomo is the smarter, liberal version of Trump, at least when it comes to sticking it to the taxpayers to pay for the consequences of their actions source: fox5ny.com \| share:	28
		Cuomo is the smarter, liberal version of Trump, at least when it comes to sticking it to the taxpayers to pay for the consequences of their actions source: fox5ny.com \| share:	28
		Obvious tag just took out a "secret" loan from the bank to finance the purchase of the fourth railroad and got accused of cheating by that annoying younger brother and the next thing you know everyone is mad at each other. Fun times source: studyfinds.org \| share:	72
		These three Uber drivers aren't making more despite the outrageous price hikes source: slate.com \| share:	17

Wed June 02, 2021
		It's like rain on your "Second Opening Day" source: espn.com \| share:	4
		Rep. John Katko (R) demands Congress fully fund the restaurant revitalization plan that he voted against source: syracuse.com \| share:	44
		Indoctrination, not teaching critical thinking and brain washing our students is bad, unless we are teaching them that white people did no wrong on creating these great United States source: nypost.com \| share:	109
(Some Guy)		Remember when Trump promoted Kodak and gave them a sweet contract to produce vaccines that didn't exist? Yeah, well the NYAG does and she would like to inquire about some insider trading source: spectrumlocalnews.com \| share:	41
		Who wants to chill with a weed seltzer? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	28
		Best Buy CEO says child care is a major reason why it's hard to find workers source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Howard Sprague won't have to give up his mustache after all source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	5
		Another day, another hate crime in NYC source: npr.org \| share:	185

Tue June 01, 2021
		Congress is on track to mess up legal weed the same way the states have source: marijuanamoment.net \| share:	137
		In what was ground zero for the Covid-19 pandemic in the US, New York City has for the first time reported zero new deaths from the virus source: abc7ny.com \| share:	39

Mon May 31, 2021
		Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand, love letters on the sand, I remember you and the MSNBC Discussion Thread, 7:00 PM EDT source: msnbc.com \| share:	75
		France to send US new Statue of Liberty... most likely inscribed with "Did my older sister farking stutter?" source: politico.eu \| share:	95

Sun May 30, 2021
		Too much boogie, not enough board source: necn.com \| share:	16
		Illinois becomes first state to ban police lying during juvenile interrogations source: fox2now.com \| share:	70
		Hypothetically speaking of course, what would happen if a certain ex-president goes to jail? Aside from hilarious for late night talk shows source: salon.com \| share:	78
		Limiting qualified immunity was popular with Republicans after Floyd's murder until they realized fewer minorities would be murdered source: motherjones.com \| share:	56
		People are doing drugs in New York City's Washington Square Park, according to New York Post reporter Ric Romero source: nypost.com \| share:	89

Fri May 28, 2021
		Tunnel to escape from NY, or NJ, gets federal funding. Yeah, I think we should nuke the region from orbit too but apparently there is too much money involved source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	37
		One, two, three, four, can I have a little more? Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, I love you. A, B, C, D, can I bring my friend to tea? E, F, G, H, I, J, I love you all in this MSNBC thread at 7PM ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	153
		This is how we do it (with apologies to Montell Jordan) source: cnn.com \| share:	20
		DON-ald Trump source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	131
		Mac people - Son is looking for a 13" MacBook Pro and wonders about specs he'll need. DIT. Thanks in advance source: fark.com \| share:	59
		How about some good COVID news: Two new studies show that immunity might last years source: ajc.com \| share:	49
		New York City's "billionaire's row" will be home to a homeless shelter source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	24
		Gay cops aren't welcome in New York's Pride Parade. Somber cops still allowed source: msn.com \| share:	301
		Trump fans unveil huge 'Trump Won, Save America' banner at Yankee Stadium, discover New York is not pro-Trump source: mediaite.com \| share:	57
		Damn you states with vaccination lotteries, gambling addicts now have fears of relapse source: stripes.com \| share:	34
		These corrections from the New York Times wedding section are the stuff of hilarity and legend source: slate.com \| share:	8
		The reason roadside lobster rolls now cost $34 each? Because your dumb pandemic ass is buying up all the supply so that you can cook shiatty versions at home that never end up looking anything like the ones in those Delish videos on Facebook source: npr.org \| share:	58
		Top. Men source: cnn.com \| share:	78

Thu May 27, 2021
		Lead levels in urban soil are declining but hotspots persist as evidenced by those mouth-breathing 'lifeforms' you call neighbors and in-laws source: phys.org \| share:	4
		Trump's one night visit to NYC for a UFC fight cost $250k, hamberders not included source: nydailynews.com \| share:	77
		Good news: woman gets a sperm donor who's a doctor. Bad news: the doctor who inseminated her source: nypost.com \| share:	75
		Alan Dershowitz is desperately trying to give Netflix his life savings and home on Martha's Vineyard source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7
		Dr. Fauci's best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy at NIH who had a very minor collaboration as part of a subcontract of a grant that had a collaboration with some Chinese scientists. The horror source: nypost.com \| share:	23
		Missing expectations throws a little shade on Dollar Tree source: marketwatch.com \| share:	5
		"Fast Times at Ridgemont High" almost didn't happen, and here's your Slatesplanation of why. Alright, alright, alright source: slate.com \| share:	61
		Oh Mickey you're so fired, you're so fired you blow my mind, hey Mickey source: espn.com \| share:	2
		The Four source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	53

Wed May 26, 2021
		Vaccinated New York teens can enter raffle for free college, or, as it it called in other nations with high-income industrialized economies, "college" source: apnews.com \| share:	34
		You're basically Superman if you've had COVID and then got vaccinated source: amp.watoday.com.au \| share:	86
		It's so relieving to know that you're leaving As soon as you get paid It's so relaxing to know that you're asking Wherever you get your way It's so soothing to know that you'll sue me It's starting to sound the same in the MSNBC 7pm ET thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	203
		As part of a regularly scheduled refresh of the National Simile Reservoir please replace "As Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" to "As nervous as the buffet line at Mar-a-Lago after a Grand Jury has been convened" source: politico.com \| share:	64
		Are you looking for an "insane" castle in upstate New York formerly owned by Yankees legend Derek Jeter? Today is your lucky day source: pix11.com \| share:	13
		Kyrie hopes Boston return free of 'subtle racism'... This is a first for Boston, being accused of being "subtle" source: espn.com \| share:	29

Tue May 25, 2021
		Samuel E. Wright, the voice of Sebastian the Crab in "The Little Mermaid," is now 6 feet under the sea source: abc13.com \| share:	12
		Excluding PB&J (and the like), are pickles essential for every sandwich? source: history.com \| share:	83
		Looking back at what might be the best pitched game ever, forty years later source: espn.com \| share:	18
		Mitch McConnell, seen here watching families receive government assistance, warns Chuck Schumer on his China bill source: thehill.com \| share:	29
		Say it ain't so that the Republicans completely disappeared concerning limiting qualified immunity for cops, which was a bipartisan issue right after George Floyd's murder source: motherjones.com \| share:	44
		Defense lawyers forget to flatten their PDF regarding seizing Rudy's electronics. Redactions easily removed by CNN. Hilarity results source: cnn.com \| share:	142
		The 1/6 Commission is threatened by the Filibuster fight source: thehill.com \| share:	85
		Should you let your kid get in the ball pit after they reopen? No source: tylerpaper.com \| share:	10
		Empire CBD closes all NY locations after the Empire State bans Delta 8 THC source: syracuse.com \| share:	14
		Newsmax reporter mocks AOC for going to therapy for surviving a domestic terror attack source: mediaite.com \| share:	184
		Lawmaker wants trucks and SUVs rated for Killing Pedestrians. Presumably, also for potential Blood and Gore, Drug and Alcohol Use, Language, and if you are doing something right, Mature Sexual Themes source: jalopnik.com \| share:	20
		Listen: Scientists record humpback whales singing off New York. No word whether it was Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra tunes source: nydailynews.com \| share:	4
		The average person is an idiot source: studyfinds.org \| share:	156

Mon May 24, 2021
		Ad capacitatem C patefacio catholica ecclesiis, in New York City source: cnn.com \| share:	20
		Candy shop cashes in on the Brood X Cicada invasion with chocolate covered cicadas source: abc7ny.com \| share:	41
		Ricky Schroder? James Woods? Scott Baio? You'll have to be more specific source: cnn.com \| share:	82
		Restauranteurs shocked to find that their applicant pool, 75% of whom have left in the last year over low wages, is hyperfocused on money - unlike the owners themselves, who only got into restauranting for the love of 18-hour days and over-buttering source: reviewjournal.com \| share:	308
		1971, Never a dull year in music source: variety.com \| share:	45
		A sci-fi story in which a devastating cosmic event striking Manhattan is the only thing which can force people to overlook their hatred for one another and cooperate--written by W.E.B. DuBois in 1920, some 65 years before Alan Moore's Watchmen source: lithub.com \| share:	20
		New York and Maryland have now created vaccine lotteries source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		Gritty reality reboot of "Kotter' officially launching this fall source: gothamist.com \| share:	6

Sun May 23, 2021
		Hey, if you live in the Southeast US, it's about to feel like mid August source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		Brooklyn man arrested before completing his hate crime Yahtzee source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	58
		Yet another argument against homework source: yahoo.com \| share:	28

Sat May 22, 2021