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headlines found matching 'New Mexico'
Thu May 13, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
When life hands you lemons you make lemonade. When life gives you a truck full of flaming lemons you hope for a semi full of salmon steaks to crash into it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists want to return Jaguars to America's mountains. Why not? They can't do any worse than on our roads and garages
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The beer of the future is ready for millennials, and it's not avocado flavored
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Tue May 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Connecticut is first US state with 50% full vaccination rate. This isn't helping with the "rich white people get all the vaccines" narrative
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Sun May 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"We want to retire in a place with a low cost of living, no humidity and no colder than 50 degrees - I freeze easily. Where should we go?"
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Ka'iulani is 9 years old, weighs about 65 pounds, and would pin your couch-dwelling ass to the mat before you knew what hit you
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA is launching a new series of streetlights to help illuminate the connection between the Sun and Earth, reverse vampires
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Wed April 28, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man finds out that cowboy boots are not fireproof
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New York, along with other blue states, spent money for outreach to ensure minorities were counted and had a 4% higher tally than predicted. Red states such as Arizona, OTOH, hardly spent any and had an undercount, possibly costing them House seats
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
♫♪ Godzilla shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♫♪
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Wed April 21, 2021
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Cops announce "take-back" day for unused drugs, but won't take the ditchweed your cousin bought, or that weird blue meth you got in New Mexico
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
New Mexico Republicans have to hold their convention in Texas because their Democratic governor doesn't allow superspreader events
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Sun April 18, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
They weren't trying to overthrow America, they were just there to document its fall
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Fri April 16, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A few hundred bad apples spoils the barrel; or, how in-class learning only lasted two weeks
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
World-class mastermind unsuccessfully tries to ram a truck into a store to steal healthful, liberating, and empowering substance, then shoots a bystander who tried to stop the burglary
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SCIENCE, biatches
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Brit who had never been to the U.S. describes every state "to the best of his knowledge" and he pretty much nails it
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Welcome to the cool kids' club, New Mexico
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Sun April 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
We're shocked, SHOCKED that red states are vaccinating at slower rates than blue states. Actually, not shocked
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So Total Fark for the whole family?
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
New Mexico ends qualified immunity, finally becoming known for something other than meth and aliens
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
So satisfying: watch a bomb carrying rocket sled crash into a wall
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Fri April 02, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Florida may have its own Fark tag, but Arizona has its own COVID variant
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's border wall is so effective it almost stopped a 3 year old girl
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
New Mexico to levy tax on Texans traveling to Colorado
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I like my cars like I like my flower gardens: FILLED WITH BEES
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Forrest Fenn's treasure may have already been located but the consequences of the search show no signs of slowing down
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well Pilgrim let me tell you about the 100 Best Western Films of All Time
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Sun March 21, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Did I say I killed one? I'm sorry, I meant sixteen
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
1960s London fashion was about more than miniskirts and paisley jackets. Some people, like Eric Clapton, also wore old-timey crochet
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Wed March 17, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Man likes to travel and bleed
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA's Perseverance Rover team names geological features on Mars with words from the Navajo language
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Thu March 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Perseverance rover sends back first-ever Martian rock music. Rock music? Sounds more like dubstep if you ask me
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Sat March 06, 2021
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Eastern, Central, Mountain, New Mexico, Pacific, Alaska, and Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Times
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
List of MCU callbacks and references. Cheeseburgers
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats introduce bill to admit 51st state, which voted last year to become a state, and which has a larger population than a dozen red states
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Quick- someone design a flag with 51 stars
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Mon March 01, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Yes, you can put ketchup on a hot dog
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Sat February 27, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
Weeners
 
US Customs finds New Mexico man's sausage after brief search
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Fri February 26, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
New Mexico woke up and smelled the Supreme Court, and legalized abortion today. Not a repeat from 1973
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Thu February 25, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tower, this is American Airlines 161. We just had something just go over us. It looks just like a long, cylindrical, enormous--Wang, pay attention. Don't get distracted by that giant flying--Wiener? Any of you want another wiener?
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Just what we need, more film critics
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What is it about New Mexico and Aliens?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Only one state has vaccinated 10% of its Black (and White and Hispanic) population. Way to go, New Mexico?
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Thu February 18, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Breaking News: the Governor of New Mexico fed staffers and cabinet members during late-night meetings. Republicans outraged as usual
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Monday is Washington's Birthday, aka Presidents Day. Do you have the day off today? Who is your favorite President of all-time? Enjoy as we pay tribute to our 46 leaders of the executive branch
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: snow totaling over 8" in spots. News: with temperatures falling below zero. Fark: in Texas, Arkansas and Oklahoma
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Custom officials at the Mexico border seize almost 200 lbs of A) Meth B) Heroin C) Prohibited bologna
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Thu February 04, 2021
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
State tells farmers not to farm unless they 'are wearing khakis'
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Train to be a pilot. A very slow pilot
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Tue February 02, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cowboys for Trump founder won't see the postseason
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Virgin Galactic sets a date for its next failure
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Fri January 29, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Land taken away from jaguar. Your car may be next
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Land taken away from jaguar. Your car may be next
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ladies, if your man says he doesn't have time for you, remind him this man juggled being police chief, a ministry, a wife, 4 kids, a Pinterest page, 2 fiances, 2 coffee pots and 17 girlfriends
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Thu January 28, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Spike belts don't always work the way police want them to
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Spike belts don't always work the way police want them to
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Thu January 21, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's winter, it's cold, we can't gather at bars or restaurants, and all four of our professional sports teams suck. So what else is there left for us Michiganders to do?
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Today is an important day. It is National Cheese Lover's Day What is your favorite. There is no wrong answer except Velveeta
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Sen. Portman thinks it's time to do the hustle on Biden's DHS Secretary nomination
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Fri January 15, 2021
(PBS)
 
 
 
Governors across the country are closing capitols and mobilizing military troops to protect buildings and people from Republicans. Let that sink in
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Thu January 14, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Fence goes up at state capitol because some people are going to be "looky loos"
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Boy Scout will not get his snow cave badge
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Wed January 13, 2021
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
HQ Space Command location selection is Redstone Arsenal, Huntsville, AL. Fark you, San Francisco
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