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Tue July 17, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Living the pug life: Police post mugshot of lost dog, bail paid in cookies
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
An English woman travelled all the way to the Jersey Shore and all she got was an umbrella impaled through her
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Sun July 15, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Army Corps of Engineers wants to build a massive 5-mile seawall between NY and NJ to prevent against the next superstorm Sandy. Additional plans call for sealing off all of Manhattan and making it a prison
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Sat July 14, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Roger Perry dies... or gets transported onto the Starship Enterprise, one or the other
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
GOP now using Snickers defense to explain away sharing Nazi Tweets
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Fri July 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What are the chances you get struck by a stray bullet on the same street where you were struck by a stray bullet 20 years ago? Obviously pretty good for this innocent bystander
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
New Japan and Ring of Honor double-team Madison Square Garden to break WWE's 58-year-old stranglehold on the arena on April 6. Get familiar with some of their stars with a replay of the G1 Special in San Francisco, airing @ 8pm ET on AXS TV
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
World's bravest raccoon trapped on flaming NJ roof can't get around satellite dish, jumps a full story to lower level in gasp-inducing moment and scuttles away, apparently unscathed
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
You can avoid the $10 fee to get on the beach if you spend $116 to dress like a life guard, also run the risk of having to attempt a rescue
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Today in "F*ck Cancer" news: cancer cells engineered with CRISPR turn against their own kind, resulting in smaller tumors
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Man goes crabbing, is forced to change his name to Bob
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So why are you sitting on the Group W bench? I was caught smuggling turtles from NJ to PA
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(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
NRCC will stop loudly supporting bigoted Republican House candidate Seth Grossman. Dog whistles not excluded
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Woman trades sex for car repairs, mechanic forgets to turn car off, they both die of carbon monoxide poisoning mid-"payment"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake announces support for England in the World Cup. Is this some kind of psychic octopus situation?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starbucks promises to finally scrap plastic straws by 2020. No word on why anyone insists on drinking coffee through a straw in the first place
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Escaped convict "Pretty Boy Floyd" caught after two days on the run. This is not a repeat from 1934
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Mon July 09, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Drunk BMW driver nabbed speeding in school zone with person riding on the roof of his car never learned to only do one illegal thing at a time
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, sis - who should I nominate to the Supreme Court? Oh, that guy? Sounds good
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Public Image Ltd back for 40th Anniversary tour. For you kids, that's Johnny Lydon's follow-up band to the Sex Pistols. They made numerous records and subby saw them on their first U.S. tour. They are a lot like Can, an even older band
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Sun July 08, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Chris has formed off the Carolina coast - will cause high surf from the Carolinas to New Jersey, and then will make landfall in Nova Scotia and Newfoundland. Royal Canadian Moose Reserve to be activated on Tuesday
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBA Store prematurely ejaculates LeBron Lakers jerseys
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
The the 1956 IBM SAGE was not only the largest computer ever built, it was also every sci-fi film computer. Behold its walls of blinky light glory
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You may want to reconsider that trip to the shore this weekend
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The strangest foods you'll find at the state fair. Deep-fried Coke and Kool-Aid pickles are just the tip of the iceberg. What's your favorite fair food?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(History Channel)
 
 
 
No witty or snarky headline here... Just a cool story about the first Native American woman to become a doctor
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Tue July 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Summer is here for a while
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver will not be broken by the Trump administration and expects us all to resist and fight
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Our long, dark nightmare is now over: it's now legal to hunt raccoons after 2 AM on Sundays in Virginia
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Sun July 01, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: How my family got here
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(Harper's Magazine)
 
 
 
New York City is boring
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Sat June 30, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Legal fireworks are so boring in New Jersey even your neighbors won't call the cops over what you light up
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump promises to "address" election meddling when he meets with Putin, presumably by thanking him
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Origins of those chocolate coins discovered
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rumble Pony Tim Tebow chosen for the All-Star team. Really. Stop laughing. He did it. Don't be jelly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley is going Beast Mode with his spending
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donnie says he's choosing between two women for SCOTUS, will announce which guy he picks on Jul 9
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after stealing $65,000 worth of jewelry from man. Presumably she needed the money for more eyebrow pencils
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Since you're reading this here you probably don't have Comcast as your cable service provider
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Milo goes for the "Can't you people take a joke" defense
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jahi McMath declared dead. This time for real
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What should I do in New York next week? Does not have to be in NYC
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just 2% of the buildings in New York City emit more than half of the city's CO2 pollution. And yes, Trump Towers and Kushner's 666 5th Avenue buildings are both part of that 2%
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey's 44 beaches, ranked by how often syringes and empty Fireball bottles wash up, along with how many beachgoers are old men with hairy backs
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Wed June 27, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
PSU wants left out of sports betting... for now. Mostly because they haven't figured out how to capitalize on it. Or cheat. Or cover up when they get caught. Remember when a University was a place to go and learn and not tied to organized crime?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Doctors create ESOs from LFA to complete GRS for FTM transition. Surgeon says it wasn't that hard, but it will be
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suspect New Jersey organization places severed horse head in NFL player's bed
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Big Wall Street selloff because our great leader literally knows nothing about economics, unless cheating, lying, and stealing are an economic strategy
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Aircraft makes illegal beach landing and pilot evades local authorities on foot. Authorities express concern that this could lead to another useless side plot in the next Star Wars movie
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I paid my boyfriend's rent and bills to improve his credit score - then he bought a house without telling me"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because some business meetings are that important, man paddle boards across Hudson River to make meeting ... wearing a full business suit
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
AI will soon be able to tell if your image is shopped. It can tell because of some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in its time
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
"Uh, I think we found what was making that hissing sound under your car hood"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Trump administration has gone too far this time: They broke The Onion
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Dwight Howard has been a laughingstock for years, and is widely perceived as kind of a weird clown"
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Today's random: Mysteries of the abandoned Richmond Parkway overpasses (w/ lots of pics)
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Most people have no idea how to check the air pressure in their tires, drive within the lane markings
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
North Carolina built a highway and gave a Spanish company the right to charge tolls. The new administration will pay $620 million to take the gift back
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Mon June 18, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
New Jersey officials say 'situation normal' for New Jersey beaches
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Time to reset the art show mass shooting clock
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The soda that was designed to fail
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Idealistic young nuclear engineers naively dream of the day Lefties will embrace scary, scary atomic power
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Fri June 15, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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Thu June 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
MLB not happy that people saw something entertaining on the baseball field
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dad buys Valedictorian son a billboard after school no longer recognizes the position because of reasons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump hasn't donated to his own charity since 2008. What's the least surprising thing ever for $200, Alex?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: You are now free to wear your "Fark Your Feelings" t-shirt at voting locations
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(Amsterdam News)
 
 
 
If paying a Victoria's Secret bill with funds meant for Superstorm Sandy relief is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Q. Why does Amazon execute year-round shenanigans on unneeded warehouse workers to avoid paying them, instead of simply not hiring them? A. Because local politicians give AMZN fat incentives and tax breaks in exchange for "thousands of jobs created"
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Wed June 13, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Lenny Dykstra arrested for pointing gun at driver, threatening to kill him. No word if he mistook him for Mitch Williams
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Protip: Make sure the bank has cash on hand before trying to rob it
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Tue June 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
A woman who taught special education for 45 years left the school $1 million for scholarships
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A third World Trade Center building has hit lower Manhattan
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man sues PornHub for using a picture of him flashing his bankroll. King Douchenozzle Von Crunk unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As it turns out, Snow Crash *was* an instruction manual
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
That was supposed to be CR, not an H
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House candidate Seth Grossman (R):"Diversity is an un-American concept"
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rap artist Lil' Kim, who makes $18,000/month files for bankruptcy after debts total $4 million. In other news, Lil' Kim still makes $18,000 a month
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Caution: I brake for rainbows
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Thu June 07, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It only took 50 years but NYC is finally ready to correct the spelling of the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Trooper's chance encounter with driver he pulled over leads to stunning realization -- he was the cop who delivered him 27 years ago
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyer gets a lawyer's Manafort
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
KFT(ofu)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That 'Big Blue Wave' the Democrats have been crowing about is looking more like a golden trickle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The six biggest takeaways from Semi-Super Tuesday primaries
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Tue June 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Headline Translation: 131 year-old Rawlings sporting goods company to be squeezed for every last dime before being declared bankrupt
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(Vox)
 
 
 
California, Iowa, Montana, New Jersey, and New Mexico voters go to the polls in midterm primary election mania. Will the results in California be an indicator for November? Did you know there's a New Mexico? It's your primary election thread. Go vote
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Mon June 04, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man attempts to row the 3,200 miles from New York to Scotland, makes it about 20 or so
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Private equity bosses took $200 million out of Toys R Us and crashed the company, lifetime employees got whopping $0 in severance pay. #winning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airlines doing what they know best, killing pets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texan woman shoots and kills her husband for being a little rough with her pussy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not your diamond-encrusted dildo, it's *a* diamond-encrusted dildo (not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meh, it's just a scratch (warning: graphic images)
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man from the year 6491. Aliens. Giorgio is beside himself
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arby's publishes new funny font with a saucy name, cause that's how they roll, sans pretension
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Customs officials steal family's entire life savings and after 90 days are still scrabbling for a bogus reason to keep the stolen money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Outrage in Germany as far-right leader describes Nazi era as a 'speck of bird poop in more than a thousand successful years' of the country's history
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When embezzling with the company credit card, don't use it at Victoria's Secret. People will pick up on that
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(Longview News Journal)
 
 
 
Trump complained about the cost of Mueller's investigation. Guess how much all his trips to Mar-a-Lago have cost?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor orders state agencies to prepare for a government shutdown just in time for the 4th of July weekend. This sounds familiar. As long as the beaches are open
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Starting Tuesday, Delaware will have legal sports gambling. Still barely a reason to visit and subby lives in Delaware
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo doxes racist twitter troll. Racist enraged that they did this. Even though HuffPo pointed out that she'd doxed herself several times over the years
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jersey Shore real estate sign washes ashore in France, 6 years after Hurricane Sandy. Police are said to be monitoring The Situation
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Wed May 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore Airlines re-launches non-stop Singapore-Newark flight. At almost 19 hours in the air, savvy flyers have time for dinner, an ambien nap, breakfast, a second ambien nap, second breakfast, and not having to remember getting to Newark
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Mon May 28, 2018
(AP News)
 
Woofday
 
Luna, a drug-sniffing dog, and Hemi, an explosives-sniffing dog, take top honors at US sniffer dogs competition ....by a nose
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Woman in critical condition after jet ski crash in Ocean City. Next time read the entire sign
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Chris Christie blocks request for emails exchanged between himself and Jared Kushner during Christie's time as governor
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
White Castle to add vegan burgers to its menu
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Liquor and whores, liquor and whores, I spent your money on liquor and whores
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Family opens natural cemetery in Montana, one without embalming and caskets, just like the ones Mafia families have been running for years in the New Jersey swamps
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
This will never be as popular as Banksy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, the obvious question is, what was a guy who had his license suspended 14 times doing driving a school bus?
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Our Lady of lewds
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portnoy's done complaining
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
NJ has high hopes for when both sports betting and marijuana become legal
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
An extensive and terrifying oral history of Action Park - or at least, an oral history of Action Park as remembered by people who managed keep enough of their teeth at Action Park to pass along an oral history
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Misfits prove that punk's not dead, sell out 15,000 seat Prudential Center in homecoming concert
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fish tank ignites, then extinguishes, fire
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
While nobody was paying attention, the Feds have shut down possibly the largest case of medical fraud on record
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants public funding for private religious schools. Goddammit
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Thu May 17, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
That's a LOT of pens to sell
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"Lizard Found In String Beans" Possibly a euphemism since it happened in New Jersey
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Wed May 16, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"We're seeing this halo effect, and we're excited. It has provided renewed interest in the City of Newark", marking the first time the words "halo" and "New Jersey" have been used together
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Tuesday's storm was so freaky, it actually generated a tsunami in Atlantic City
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The main summary of the Supreme Court invalidating PASPA: "the federal government can make sports betting illegal, but it can't make the states make sports-betting illegal under state law"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did Sex & The City inspire you to move to NYC? You've been trolled
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In wake of Supreme Court ruling, NFL looks to Congress to protect fans from "the potential harms posed by sports betting to the integrity of sporting contests and the public confidence in these events"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You will no longer have to travel to Vegas to put it all on the Washington Generals, who are due
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Marvel working on Ms. Marvel film for the Cinematic Universe. But the new version, who happens to be a Muslim female
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"It is stunning to realize that in today's Democratic Party, being a capitalist is something one must ... apologize for"
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Sat May 12, 2018
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
How eggsasperating
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
So let's see if we got this straight: a Nevada resident who placed third in the West Virginia GOP Senatorial primary plans to "sabotage" the first place finisher because he once ran for office in New Jersey. Got all that?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Some are remembered for their innovations in space travel, medicine or research, but what could be greater than being the creator of SpaghettiOs
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
If you don't give a bear a cubcake, he'll break the window of your car and take one. When he's finished eating the cubcake, he'll want another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another
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Thu May 10, 2018
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Experts analyzed a popular breathalyzer bought nationwide by police and found that it was incredibly accurate with no evidence of overestimation of BAC....wait, no what's the opposite of all that
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Has Bigfoot been spotted in the NJ Pine Barrens? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooo
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Tue May 08, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Welcome to America. Fear is what we're selling, and business... is... good
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The CEO of one of America's largest credit unions embezzled money for 5 years so he could buy millions of lottery tickets
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the Golden Knights joining the 1918 Toronto Arenas and the 1968 St. Louis Blues as the 3rd team in NHL history to win two rounds of the playoffs in their first season
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
It was nice knowing you, NYC restaurants, but you've just been hit by the "minimum wage bomb." Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Jogger finds prehistoric fish that first appeared in the fossil record about 200 million years ago. In other news, people still jog
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The ongoing, not-so-wondrous sexual misconduct of author Junot Díaz
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where have all the teenage burger flippers gone? The fast-food industry needs you
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen affiliated cab companies including Smoochie Cab Corp., Lady Laura Hacking Corp. and Mad Dog Cab Corp owe the state of New York $280K in back income taxes
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Coach, we're sorry, we're going to have to let you go." "Why?" "Well, you know...ahem...you have a few too many of you know...you know, of those...those players on the team"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The year before the 2016 election, voting machine vendor ES&S updated its DS200 scanners-used in WI, Ohio, & MI -to include CELLULAR MODEMS that, per IT expert Appel, make it easy for a "man-in-the-middle" hacker to alter votes as they are uploaded
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Sun April 29, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Maryland starts enforcing road tolls. Some people have a problem with this
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only 1 out of every 59 kids in America is fully vaccinated
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Police use lights, sirens to escort DJ Funkmaster Flex to Newark mayor's birthday party in the least-corrupt thing to happen in New Jersey this week
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars, NJ just declared a Danny DeVito Day. It's coming up shortly
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you tattoo the name of your ex's mother on your butt, or 'Ram Me' above your crotch, future paramours may take umbrage
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Charlie Kushner tries to defend his son, future convicted felon Jared Kushner, by saying he's "not the only idiot in the family"
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
If you give a Nazi $5k he'll happily endorse you. Sorry, I mean "pay a speaking fee to Trump friend Sebastian Gorka"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Port Authority official forced to resign after video of her berating officers who pulled over car with her daughter in it surfaces. Who knew someone appointed by Chris Christie would be a jerkass who would attempt to use authority for personal gain?
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Supertroll of the day: asking the president if he will pardon Cohen
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
NJ state trooper indicted for quoting Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics to women he pulled over
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spotting high schoolers running from a bus on fire, Dr. Oz springs into action - by filming it
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Florida leads the US in states where you're least likely to see a UFO, possibly because aliens can just blend in with all the other general weirdness down there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian man killed by lynch mob after shooting dead a Peruvian shaman. Talk about a bad trip. Warning: Graphic images and video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know sausages are made from bits and pieces of an animal but here's a manufacturer who is more honest and graphic about where the meat comes from and he's not assing about
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(New York Review of Books)
 
 
 
Golf sucks now. Thanks, Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People perform better when others are watching, despite being more nervous. Unfortunately, the players on the Miami Marlins may never know
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Happy Earth Day. Anyone miss those non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers McDonald's used to have?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The latest invader species to take hold in the US? Swarming Asian ticks. Enjoy your summer
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Have you heard the good news? The Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at your door may have measles
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So where are teens, millennials, and ageless hipsters supposed to hang out now that Starbucks is no longer cool? Why, Mickey D's, of course
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Fri April 20, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against CNBC TV crew accused of smuggling fake bomb through Newark airport security because it wasn't a fake bomb and they weren't smuggling it
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran uses his demon powers to bend NFL schedule to his will
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's documents turn plaid as document shredders set to ludicrous speed
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Thu April 19, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gotta support the team
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Headless goat found near topless bar
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It may soon be illegal to eat your pet dog or cat in the U.S.
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro loses bid to be housed in a minimum security prison and instead gets to play with the big boys
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(Variety)
 
 
 
New Jersey governor declares April 14 'Bon Jovi Day'. Band to immediately write new song called "What exit"?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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Tue April 17, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tweety "blesses" peace, but not Pence, Gorsuch sides with humanity against inanity, and Alex Jones gets sued for, oh hell all the reasons. Gird your livers, it's your MSNBC Primetime viewing thread, happy hour hits at 8:00 PM EDT
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey legislature moves to ban "ghost guns." Herp 'n' derp in article comments section: priceless
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out, cheating on his pregnant wife (or fiancée) is kind of Trump's thing. A new Playmate has emerged from when Marla was pregnant with not-Ivanka
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Sun April 15, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad eggs in the news. No, not those. Nope, not those either. No, no, no, and no. Look, stop guessing and go read the article
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How do you write #MeToo in hieroglyphics?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farging iTunes nuked my music library again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the dumbass who threw a box of homemade fire starters in his barbecue? He's been officially demoted from Dumbass to Crispy Flame-Broiled Dumbass (photos not safe for lunch)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man who just moved to New Jersey 10 months ago wins $533 million record lotto jackpot, largest ever in New Jersey. Still lives in New Jersey
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Thu April 12, 2018
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
"Toys R Us was killed by greedy profiteers, not Amazon"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
So your city is a corrupt festering cesspit whose leaders couldn't manage their way out of a wet paper bag? Easy solution - just annex the suburbs that have their shiat together and bend them to your will
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Mon April 09, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Much like any attractive female within arm's reach, older educated white people are shifting away from Trump
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bye, guy
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Sun April 08, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New York City is getting so expensive that people are actually considering moving to New Jersey
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey governor looks to name and shame other states on lax gun laws with quarterly report on gun origins used in New Jersey crimes
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Sat April 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Court orders Johnson & Johnson to pay N.J. couple millions & millions
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Fri April 06, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Free meatballs served at testicular cancer event. What, no prairie oysters?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stocks in an all-out Friday free fall as Trump's threats against China and Amazon take their toll on vulnerable market conditions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I'll see your Roseanne reboot and raise you a Jersey Shore reunion
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The year of magical leftist thinking
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Wed April 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned train holding 10 million pounds of human poop leaves small town's residents quoting Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL is investigating photo released on social media leaking the Tennessee Titans' new navy blue uniforms and their Titanic-ally-bad font for the numbers
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New NY tax law aimed at getting around loss of state and local tax deductions will probably be a) illegal, b) impossible to implement, c) great for hedge funds, or d) all of the above
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends drive drunk. They take turns
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Suspect sings 'Cops' theme following chase and arrest
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Mon April 02, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Worst April snowstorm in at least 15 years pounds NYC with 5+ inches of snow. Groundhog moved into protective custody over early spring prediction
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
That coal-powered generator that Trump tried to Make Great again? Yeah, it just filed for Bankruptcy
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Sat March 31, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U-Haul driver in New Hampshire arrested after running out of gas following a 20-mile interstate chase. Although who could blame the guy for trying his best to get out of New Hampshire as fast as possible?
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(Ocklawaha)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ tries the old "smell my finger" alibi
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Latest odds for each team to win Stanley Cup. Stars strangely high
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Rutgers University paid Jersey Shore's Snooki more for a speech than Hillary Clinton
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mom charged with leaving toddler in car that was then towed. Plus she had to pay the tow bill and the toddler fee. It adds up
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Uncle Irving - The Mets, and the zen of optimism" - In baseball, hope springs eternal even for hen-pecked long-suffering fans of the New York Mets
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Joe "You Lie" Wilson is hoping that if he gets the gavel of the House Foreign Relations Committee, people will finally stop referring to him as Rep. Joe "You Lie" Wilson
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jersey City police officers allegedly drag Domino's manager in fight over pizza delivery in the most Jersey story you'll read today
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
What you need to know before you win the $502 million Mega Millions jackpot. Number one: You're not going to win the $502 million Mega Millions jackpot
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The one where the guy's beer belly is a 30-pound tumor
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Strawberry pizza, Cauliflower pizza, Peeps on a pizza? These are the worst crimes against pizza and they will make you question humanity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can now own Donald Trump - his naked statue, that is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street bankers jump, like f$ckers...oh, wait, subby meant to type Wall Street bonuses jump 17%, to an average of $184k thanks to new tax law, Obama bull market and Trump nitroglycerine. Nevermind those random plunges. This is fine
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ten things you might not know about Robert Mueller
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Sat March 24, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today is National Cheesesteak Day ...and what better way to celebrate it than with the 20 best from Jersey (where better cheesesteaks come from) while those two Philly guys beat themselves over the head in their ongoing feud
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former senator Zell Miller challenges God to a duel
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(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
If I donated my nipples to a breast cancer survivor, would she have to cover them? Because males nipples aren't lewd
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Thu March 22, 2018
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Mayor of Sulphur, LA skims Fark link about small town in New Jersey, decides to reroute traffic to cut down on congestion of street. Fark: Using Police, Firefighters and utilities employees
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Cop lassos runaway bull with parachute cord in snowy woodland standoff. Because that's what you bring to a standoff with a bull
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A week after Toys R Us is destroyed by outside forces, the founder of Toys R Us r no longer with us
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Dumbass burglarizes court officer's car. Double dumbass: leaves behind two of his own court summonses
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dodge Challenger Hellcat driver pulled over after being clocked at 160 mph, says he is "just trying to get to Maryland"
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Couple caught with 7 pounds of heroin, 2+ pounds of cocaine, $40k in cash and judging by wife's eyebrows, a case or two of Sharpies
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United is suspending transport of pets in the cargo hold. So remember: your pet must fit in the overhead compartment
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
United Airlines now trying to maim and kill before you even get on the plane
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shiatter's full
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