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headlines found matching 'New Jersey'
Thu June 17, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Faux News has spent more than twice as much airtime covering the NJ school district that dropped names of holidays from its school calendar as the DOJ spying on Democrats
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Yes
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Wed June 16, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to listen to the Bruce Springsteen/Mormon Tabernacle Choir version of Dustland
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Giant waterslide called 'High Anxiety' at NJ waterpark lives up to its name, goes up in flames
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Tue June 15, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
What is the best US state to live in? Survey says .... You have got to be kidding me
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
When there's a medical crisis and someone needs to get to the hospital, most people call 911 and have an ambulance sent. Then there is this guy
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Now open: New York
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Log flume ride at Six Flags Great Adventure decides to remind a couple riders that Action Park may be gone, but it's not forgotten
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former NYC police commissioner warns of 'murican summer
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Mon June 14, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
"Wallet, cell phone worth $2K stolen from shopping cart" 1) Don't leave that stuff in a shopping cart. 2) Don't spend that much on a cell phone. 3) Use the Oxford comma
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
States that took COVID seriously did better protecting their citizens' health, AND their economy
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Sat June 12, 2021
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
A sanctuary for cats with special needs is expanding its mission to enable those with even less options for survival to have at least one. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
Happy 52nd to the god of T*ts and Wine. Pete Dinklage too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robot waiter will be back to take your order, suggests you will find the Sarah Connor special to be delicious
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Even bears go to malls in NJ
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey School District removes all holiday names from school calendar and replaces them with "Day Off" so as not to offend anyone. Ferris Bueller is totally stoked
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey School District removes all holiday names from school calendar and replaces them with "Day Off" so as not to offend anyone. Ferris Bueller is totally stoked
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Boss is teaming up with Misters Brightside
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump could be taken down by his loyal money man
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Thu June 10, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man gets 7.5 years for smuggling 30 pounds of crystal meth to NJ in the gas tank of a car. Cops discovered the scheme when the car went from zero to GODDAMN BUGS IN SKIN BUGS IN SKIN BUGSBUGSBUGSBUGSBUGS
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're going to run for mayor of New York City, it probably helps if you actually live in New York City
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 2007 the Sopranos
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The rough reality of adopting a pandemic dog
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Wed June 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Family learns the hard way that life is all about choices
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Earthquake hits New Jersey. Does several dollars' worth of improvements
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Wawa Cheesesteak'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump backers lose bigly in NJ
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Tue June 08, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cuomo says if New York can get to 70% vaccination, the state will go back to normal. You know, corruption, handsy governors, and piles of taxpayer money set ablaze
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Employers expect 2/3 of Manhattan office workers to be back after Labor Day. Stay tuned for the follow-up where employers are complaining workers would rather quit then have a two hour commute again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Biden's first two Federal Judges. 70+ more to come
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(Some Mook)
 
 
 
Let's spend a day at the beach in '73 NYC. We can build a sand castle or play in the abandoned cars
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(Some Miniature Golfer)
 
 
 
Even Happy Gilmore didn't get THIS angry when he couldn't get the ball in the clown's mouth
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The evergreen state has found a non alcoholic incentive to getting your vaxx on
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Mon June 07, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's the day in between Sunday and Tuesday, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Three men arrested for stealing $3 million from Fifty Cent's business, which apparently was worth more than advertised
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
MAGA has infected the once fairly normal GOP in the Garden State, two of the three major Republican candidates for NJ governor think Trump won the November election
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Sat June 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC bar owners remain frustrated that they have to keep their pandemic hours because they won't pay enough to get people to work for them
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Fri June 04, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Carnies steal trailer loaded with 14 guns
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
It's the 6th anniversary of the Chris Christie Moose Knuckle. Never forget. You can try, but that image is beached in your mind
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mob attacks Police Officers and Faux News is suddenly concerned
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Thu June 03, 2021
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Dick puts up signs. Signs offend people. Mayor tells Dick to remove signs. Don't be a Dick
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Wed June 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
California, Maryland, Vermont, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, New Jersey, Rhode Island, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire --- blue states doing the heavy lifting once again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump promoted Kodak and gave them a sweet contract to produce vaccines that didn't exist? Yeah, well the NYAG does and she would like to inquire about some insider trading
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some states are offering lotteries as an incentive to get vaccinated. Others are offering gift cards or cash prizes. Then there's West Virginia
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another day, another hate crime in NYC
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Tue June 01, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to J&J: Talc to the hand, cause we ain't listening
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Fri May 28, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Tunnel to escape from NY, or NJ, gets federal funding. Yeah, I think we should nuke the region from orbit too but apparently there is too much money involved
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
B-b-but isn't EVERYBODY in Connecticut rich?
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Wed May 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
While most adults spent the lockdown year sitting around the house getting fat, one 10-year-old got in 365 consecutive days of surfing
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The television producer behind "Dr. Phil" is a rabid anti-vaxxer and behind some of the biggest movements against them and vaccine mandates
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Let's type "Chinese Wuhan virus emergency" where it should say "coronavirus emergency" on these eviction notices and see if anyone notices. Since you're reading this here, well... you know
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Are you looking for an "insane" castle in upstate New York formerly owned by Yankees legend Derek Jeter? Today is your lucky day
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
One mysterious name emerges from the Russian doll layers of shell companies in the Netherlands, Delaware, Israel which keep old school Swiss secrecy. It's a real estate developer's wet dream
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Listen: Scientists record humpback whales singing off New York. No word whether it was Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra tunes
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Another mastermind done in by an itty bitty glowing rectangle
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Candy shop cashes in on the Brood X Cicada invasion with chocolate covered cicadas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember when Krispy Kreme said they'll give a free doughnut to anyone who's vaccinated? This guy is really taking advantage of the situation
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Frail old man sucks at golf
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Gritty reality reboot of "Kotter' officially launching this fall
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Sun May 23, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Happy April 20th, here's your present
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, if you live in the Southeast US, it's about to feel like mid August
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Sat May 22, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC's Plaza Hotel reopens. Still not yours but there's a Motel 6 on the other side of the Lincoln Tunnel you can probably afford
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A brief history of gasoline: A century and a half of ass or grass. Everybody lies freely
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Candidate for governor is backing out of virtual debate because it violates his medical freedom
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Marco ... Polo ... Marco ... Polo ... Marco ... Polo ... Dang that's a big cargo ship
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
14-year-old teenager does the right thing after giving birth, hands baby to customer at restaurant to help with the tip
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Vaccinated man discusses his newfound purpose in life: Getting a free donut from Krispy Kreme every day
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face: "Unvaccinated Americans Twice As Likely To Feel Comfortable Ditching Masks"
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Wed May 19, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ political corruption, summed up: "What exactly is a bribe?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shocking research shows that areas with low vaccination rates have higher rates of Covid infections. Well, not that shocking
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
OTD in 1893, SCOTUS issued its infamous and unanimous "well ackshally, tomatoes are vegetables" ruling, requiring tomato importers to pay tariffs despite the law lacking an "unless enough people wrongly consider tomatoes a vegetable" clause. Tomatoes
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Guy tries to hijack a bus and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
New Yorkers finally realize that if you move to the suburbs, you can't walk to the corner to get an onion
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What do we do with the damn things? There's only so many parking lots and public spaces we can drop them in
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In some states, you can already hear the BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW BEEEEEEEEEEE EWWWWWWWWW TSSSSSSSSSSSS of the cicadas
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Can our broken unemployment system be fixed?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an annual migration as old as time, a flock of braying spiteful geese have migrated North for the summer, to spread hate and feces all over their ancestral golf course
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Tue May 18, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Last year during the height of the pandemic, hundreds of non-existent "farms," including many with Jersey Shore addresses with no farming, received tens of thousands of dollars in PPP loans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Philadelphia loses race for Amazon HQ2 because A: They're not offering good tax incentives? B: The infrastructure is inadequate? or C: The CEO is a Giants fan?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because this is 'Murica, Ohio sees increase in Covid vaccinations after bribing its citizens with a vaccine lottery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our new honor-based mask system has already broken down beyond repair, which is what tends to happen when half the country operates under an Honor Code that's based around worshipping an orange-hued narcissist with dreams of being a dictator
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So what flavor of chocolate best represents your state?
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Mon May 17, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
At least Governor Cuomo didn't shout "free at last!" when announcing NY state will follow CDC guidelines and lift Covid restrictions for the fully vaccinated. Women in his office are advised to remain socially distant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's coastal wildfire burning out of control is brought to you by...New Jersey?
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Sun May 16, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Most big-box "superstores" would think 16,000 square feet a bit on the small side, but apparently it's big enough to make a new pot store in Boston - the largest on the east coast. Spliffy tag is still misspelled
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Sat May 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Agony of the feet
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jersey doubles down on its image by dumping chicken guts and feet on highway
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: "Harassment is not making someone feel uncomfortable". Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Too late
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Ice cream sales fall off a cliff
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
CVS worker arrested for trying to give out fake vaccination cards
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon to start new employees at $17/hr, plus a $1,000 signing bonus; pisses off minimum wage employers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
VP of "A Pain In The Glass" window-tinting company admits it was a pain in the glass to pay employment taxes
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
With the K in Kmart standing for kaput, the chain announces the closing of another store, leaving only two in NJ. Asked to comment, executives said, "We didn't even know we had any KMart stores left in NJ"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't know that in New Jersey there is a dreamy and glamorous world of post-vaccinated senior living
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong at a high school track-and-field javelin throw?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When headlines collide: Times Square shooting suspect arrested after he and his girlfriend ran out of gas in Florida
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Wed May 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans: Free market! Deregulate Small government! Also Republicans: Why aren't the feds fixing the gas shortage?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Jason Biggs is 43 today. But are all those candles on pie or cake?
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cuomo: We did not divert opioid settlement money into the general fund, because we divert all settlement money into the general fund so don't fret your pretty little head about where it goes after that, sweetcheeks
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Mon May 10, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wawa looking to hire 5000 people, man that's one giant convenience store. Also there will be both signing and Covid vaccination bonuses
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(PBS)
 
 
 
If Colonial Pipeline had only known about the power of the DarkSide, their oil pipeline would not be staring down a dark path, for days will it dominate their destiny
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
And this is how we can get rid of covid
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump gets a new job
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Rutgers University: Due to Covid we can not have a live commencement at the football stadium. Also Rutgers: come see spring football live at the football stadium next week
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Proving that the horse racing industry shouldn't even exist at this point, jockeys are boycotting races in NJ due to a "don't abuse your horse" rule
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Delmarva Now)
 
Boobies
 
Dear Ocean City please free the boobies
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(The Hawk)
 
 
 
Bedazzled, Asbury Park to be Bamboozled
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Wed May 05, 2021
(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
Get vaccinated at Citi Field, and watch the Mets lose, all in one shot. Bah dum tss
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jim Croce's producer Tommy West rides off into the sunset at 78
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Tue May 04, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man shows support for police by painting blue lines on streets, without permission, using paint that he shoplifted. Then it gets weird
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Restauranteur explaining why starting pay is now $15 an hour for non-tipped employees: "I had been uncomfortable with the wages we were paying." Translation: I couldn't get anybody to work for under $15 an hour
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Biden needs to stop spending like a drunken sailor because the COVID crisis is now over. This is what Republicans actually believe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forcing the diplomats of every other country to undergo COVID tests via anal swab may not have been the best decision after all
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hot mess with vocal fry makes a hot mess using comedic knife skills
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Connecticut is first US state with 50% full vaccination rate. This isn't helping with the "rich white people get all the vaccines" narrative
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Tucker Carlson, segregationist housewife." LOL, oh, Lordy, I'm dyin' here
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Mon May 03, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
N.J. to drop most COVID restrictions May 19th. Still no cure for N.J
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
No prizes, no rules, this isn't madness, just ride your damn bike across Pennsylvania
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Behold the COVID car, driven by the couple that offers free rides to vaccine appointments
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today's new Wikipedia article from the future: Mr. Trump Goes to New Jersey (film) is a 2028 political farce film directed by director Uwe Boll, starring Gary Busey and Ted Nugent, about a disgraced ex-President who [Publish changes] [show preview]
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighter? It's in your blood
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan dives into a woman's ass to rescue baby after it ends up there following a car crash. Wait, sorry, flip those and reverse it. Good Samaritan dives into Assawoman to rescue baby following a car crash
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Sun May 02, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a POed tire shop manager from Jersey. Needs 'Bad-ass' tag
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More wonderful news from the biggliest most wonderful 2017 Tax Scam
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Fri April 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to socialize again after the pandemic. I mean, seriously. You just type what you want to say in the box and then click "add comment," I don't see what's so hard about that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
More people are getting hot waxes this spring in anticipation for a crazy summer
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Insurrectionists 4 Congress
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bridge troll outraged at Biden's humanitarian goals
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber's getting slammed for wearing dreadlocks, being Justin Bieber
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ woman embezzles $2.6 million from nonprofit organization, spending it on gambling and luxury vacations. The rest she just squandered
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Torso Killer confesses to another murder, catfishing Morgan Tookers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Another N.J. college to require students to get COVID vaccine. Thanks Drew
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Tacos, margaritas and cornhole, but enough about your mom
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Man builds wall of poop after dispute with neighbor. The county is fine with it and say they can't do anything about it
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(Today)
 
 
 
A chihuahua who had been described in his adoption ad as a "neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating" dog who looks like a gremlin has found his forever home. Please welcome Prancer and his new owner to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(VegNews)
 
 
 
Nathan's Famous joins the vegan movement, will offer free vegan dog to curious customers at its restaurants
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
From the "every country suffers from its own idiots" files: Another person caught throwing coins into plane engine for "good luck" in China
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(WKTV Utica)
 
 
 
Stealing moisturizer and women's underwear from Walmart is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Officer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Think those laws requiring "social equity" in the legal pot business have any teeth? "In practice, the [legal] market functions as what a Chicago investment banker described to me as a 'state-mandated oligopoly.'"
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Mon April 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Enterprising homeowner made $50,000 last summer by renting out his heated saltwater pool during the pandemic. Subby made about tree fiddy with his homemade carnival featuring a tire swing ride, a bedbug petting zoo, and your mom the bearded lady
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Truck carrying watermelons crashes. Gallager already on the scene to clear the cargo
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ultimate Florida Man can't take the heat, moves to New Jersey
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Last season's Browns-Chiefs playoff was tough to watch, and even tougher for BetMGM, whose typo gave bettors option of wagering on whether Mayfield and Mahomes would pass for "00" yards or more. After dragging their feet, BetMGM decided to pay up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fine. I'll just create my own lottery with blackjack and hookers. You know what, forget the blackjack. And the hookers. And the taxes
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thousands of Marylanders just got a better landlord
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like a New Jersey deli worth $100 million is owned by someone named T. Soprano
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Transportation, festivals, shoes, actors, and beer are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 4-10 Time to Mow the Yard Edition
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Friends believe Chris Christie will be running in 2024. That's the joke
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Tue April 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Jersey adding a "Who's askin'? What are you, the gender police? I got your gender identity right here pal" option to drivers licenses
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
New Jersey man dies in Pennsylvania skydiving accident creating possible skydiving fatality trifecta
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
As a bona fide Philadelphian, I simply had to travel to New Jersey to try the cheesesteak at the mysterious $100 million deli business analysts have been talking about
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Greetings from one of the 25 most popular beach towns in the United States, Asbury Park, the boardwalk of Tony Soprano's dreams
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Mon April 19, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Murphy conditionally vetoes a "remove mandatory sentences for non-violent crimes" bill. NJ: Because a state senator tried to sneak in an "including for political corruption and malfeasance" amendment
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you don't want the cops interrupting your yard sale leave that hand grenade in the attic
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Man sues Trump for $1 trillion. Dr. Evil nods in approval
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FTFA: "When he was interviewed by the FBI, he denied that he was a Nazi sympathizer." *checks pic in article* Riiiiight
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Fri April 16, 2021
(BK Reader)
 
 
 
Misguided do-gooders are "rescuing" New Yorkers' pet cats and delivering them to shelters... even the bodega cats aren't safe
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street values single Jersey deli at $100 million. That's a lot of shredded lettuce
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Thu April 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NJ man sues federal government to sell his organs. Subby would like to have his gall
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Wed April 14, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Car: "En garde" Guardrail: "On car"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Even in the corrupt atmosphere of NJ politics, faking EVERY SINGLE SIGNATURE on your primary ballot petition is a bridge too far
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Tue April 13, 2021
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Ranking of states from best to worst makes people from New Jersey very mad that people really do not care for their state
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Mon April 12, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not as epic as dying on the toilet while looking at a porn magazine but Joseph Siravo, the actor who played Tony Soprano's father has died of colon cancer. He was
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sooo, a little column A (that's good), a little column B (that's bad). CNBC in your STEM tab? There's your potassium benzoate
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Maneater for Big Time Sensuality
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man-hating demonic chihuahua up for adoption
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Maryland state legislature overrides gubernatorial veto, repeals its police "Bill of Rights"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Innovative employers are offering more downtime, flexibility and wellness perks. What about a raise? Oh you sweet innocent serf
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man walks up to a random Asian person in Penn Station and tells them "go back to China before you end up in the (expletive) graveyard." He chose his victim poorly
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The New GOP talking point on Voter suppression laws is to point to blue states' laws restricting voting or ballot access. But there is a key difference: most of those laws are a century old and being repealed, GA,TX etc are passing new laws right NOW
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Tue April 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
New York, Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and New Jersey together reported 44% of the nation's new COVID-19 infections
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(TheCity.NYC)
 
 
 
Gov. Andrew Cuomo is pushing hard on Penn15
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not that she was likely to get many job offers in the next little while, but the US OSC has found that a former Trump HUD official violated the Hatch Act and fined her $1,000 and barred her from being employed by the federal government for 4 years
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ray Fisher is ready to talk, and it's not "Booyah"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
American Airlines tries out interesting new pro-cancer marketing strategy
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clone of George Washington to announce candidacy for 2024
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein appeals conviction on grounds that victims' testimony made him look "loathsome"
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Brewery customer writes "I'm sorry the server gets screwed on this" on the receipt along with his reason for not tipping
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Sat April 03, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When booking passage on a cargo ship so you can join ISIS, make sure your travel agent isn't a federal agent
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The weed tax is TOO DAMN HIGH
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court finally begins to rein in liberal media hoaxes. Brought to you by the Sinclair Media Group
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over
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(Some Bartender)
 
 
 
An ode to the Cement Mixer, the New Jersey Turnpike, the Gene Masseth, the Liquid Steak and other dare shots
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Cosplay cowboys continue to ruin Texas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PSSSSS ewwwwwww PSSSSS ewwwwwwwwwwww SSSSSSSSSSSSS
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
American Dream, the ever-cursed NJ super-mega-mall, is creating a credit nightmare
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC mortuary workers rack up $20,000 on credit cards stolen from dead bodies. More charges to follow
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Who Listens to 'Now That's What I Call Music' In 2021? Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time
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Mon March 29, 2021
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Confused about what do when caught in an active shooter situation? Experts advise deploying the Monty Python defense: Run away, Run away
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2020 Democrat turned Republican Jeff Van Drew won re-election by smearing his opponent as anti-cop. Gonna be harder to do with his 2022 opponent: An ex-cop himself, who as a teen was wrongly beaten and shot by cops in a case of mistaken identity
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
New Jersey: Come for the toxic waste sites, stay for the worm tornadoes
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Fri March 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
This new highway retaining wall will last 100 years [SMASH] [BAM] [CRUNCH] .. Did I say years? I meant weeks
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York City has become the first US city to abolish qualified immunity for police officers
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Thu March 25, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
On second thought a street mural in huge block letters the same color as the yellow and white lines was probably a bad idea
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good news NJ school children; snow days are back
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Badda Bing. Steven Van Zandt announces 'epic' memoir for 2021 release
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
"Downtown Asbury Park underground explosion; over 400 residents are without power and evacuating" - no word if they've been cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
News: Israeli election almost finalized. Not news: The pro- and anti-Bibi camps are again split. Fark: The side that wins might be decided by an Islamist political party with only four seats
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The State of New Jersey would appreciate it if you would stop doing your marriage proposals at the Menlo Park Mall food court
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
9th Circuit Court: 2nd Amendment doesn't go beyond your home's threshold
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(Spinoff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Retro flashback: Hey, remember Covid-19?
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's been two thousand years, but... Sea is Risen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Struggling to find Nike sneakers at your neighborhood shoe store? That's by design
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Top 10 puppy names of 2021. Sparkly vampires still popular
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania postgrad Pammer plans period poverty prevention program
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Verrazzano Bridge spelling corrected for the 1st time in 50 years. Goethals Bridge spelling un-corrected - scheduled to be fixed in 50 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State the size of one Rhode Islands has the second highest coronavirus cases per capita
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Sun March 21, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Did I say I killed one? I'm sorry, I meant sixteen
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Mustard on pizza? It looks like job for the Mustard Man
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Roadhouse CEO butters his final roll
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Fri March 19, 2021
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
News anchors decide they don't want to interview Auntie Em, flee studio as tornado passes overhead
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bail reform has gone too far, Monopoly is locking up its "get of jail free" card
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
They should have seen that coming, but apparently they did not
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Capitol riot suspect appears to be into conceptual cosplay, pictured here doing "What if Skurge from 'Thor: Ragnarok' moved to Brooklyn and became a craft brewer?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump is a liberal New Yorker, why would we listen to him", says conservative man who added "Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a story you tell people that have irritated people like your family because you have said it many times over? Care to share that funny and/or serious story?
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White supremacist nazi propaganda spiked "out of control" in 2020, according to new survey by the No Shiat Sherlock Institute of Romeroville
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Jersey teen makes tiny bow ties for shelter dogs to make them look fancy and spiffy for adoption
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
35% to 50% in NYC starting Friday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a nightmarish stretch, Krueger is banished. Somehow I have a feeling he'll be back again
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Tue March 16, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Research shows that everybody benefits from legalized marijuana
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang wants to pay for freedom dividend with tax on MSG, increasing costs of Chinese takeout for millions
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man admits to running over geese in shopping center, will never again be allowed to shop at Gander Mountain
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Maybe you want a better baby sitter?
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Mon March 15, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Survey results: 1) Fuhgeddaboutit, 2) Yeah, why not?, 3) Nahhh, 4) Psssh, and 5) Bupkis
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'll tell your mama, I'll tell your friends, I'll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend. Send it in a letter, baby, tell you on the phone, I'm not the kinda girl who misses the MSNBC disscusion thread at 7:00pm EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brian Sicknick's alleged killers have been arrested
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Sun March 14, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Wildfire closes The Garden State Parkway in New Jersey
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, getting tanked in a pedicab may soon be legal
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
That time when some 'real life Jaws' terrorised the Jersey Shore in 1916, with one even swimming up a creek for some nom nom nom
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Sat March 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
*pause*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New NJ law blocks parents from learning about their children's drug infractions, because parents shouldn't be involved with their children's lives
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey Democratic bosses adjust their pinky rings, tell their new progressive neighbors that's a nice movement they've got and it would be a shame if anything happened to it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good crap would be a beautifully typeset, well-written document that contained a hundred correct, verifiable sentences and one that was subtly false which is why this is your MSNBC thread for 7PM Eastern
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
James Dolan reminds security staff at MSG that Georgetown coach Patrick Ewing shouldn't have to point to his Knicks' number hanging in the rafters when questioned for his ID
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
McDowell's, famed 'Coming to America' fast-food joint, is coming
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Thu March 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC lists the states with the longest and shortest life expectancies. The south shall die again
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Wed March 10, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ If you're having Amtrak problems, I feel bad for ya, son, I sold 77 chainsaws and I didn't pay for a one ♪
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There is NO Channel 37
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After a year of isolation, older Americans look forward to yelling at kids to get off their lawns again
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
As the snow melts, people are finding missing items in their yards including the body of a neighbor who was reported missing more than a month ago
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Gov. Cuomo is busy doing a bad President Trump imitation in a backfiring attempt to make his sexual harassment troubles go away
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
This is another reason why we shouldn't allow lunatics to own power tools
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Time is running out for any of you Farkers that like flying your drones around the airport
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Now that weed is legal NJ Weedman refuses to bow to corporate greed, vows to continue selling black market pot from his small "business partners" at his Joint
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon is attempting to take over streaming NFL Thursday Night Football
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the grift goes on
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(AP News)
 
 
 
QAnon idiot who vandalized "America's Stonehenge" arrested
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ebola screening? How quaint
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Three ingredient biscuits and one of those ingredients is bacon? Let's get crackin'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headless Body Found at Owl's Head
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Sat February 27, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man assaults cops by repeatedly running into their fists
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Edison invented a battery 120 years ago that's finally coming into its own
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Fri February 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Not housebroken" does sound about par for the course. Anyway, thanks for the DNA
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"The president has campaigned on the $15 minimum wage, he believes in the $15 minimum wage, he's committed to getting it done"
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(NJ cops can suck a bong)
 
 
 
NJ cops in one resort town are sad that they might have to actually do police-y things like focus on actual crime, and can't just harass teenagers anymore: "They're allowing kids to do things without repercussions, and that's not a good thing"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Washington State Supreme Court finds state's felony drug possession law unconstitutional. For the time being, possession of ALL drugs is legal
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Thu February 25, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Target now offering drive-in pickup
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two Guys From Jersey isn't just an awesome pizza place, it's a couple of plumbers who drove to Texas to help relieve the local burden
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
NJ residents used alcohol and cigarettes to cope with pandemic isolation. This is good news for the state budget
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Paul Muldoon said Paul McCartney once pranked him by doing a good Trump impression. Of course, true Beatles fans know "Paul" has been doing dead-on celebrity impressions since 1966
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
TODAY IS THE VIGODA CENTENNIAL. Raise a can of Jump soda, for old times' sake
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Springsteen to play the US District Court in New Jersey today
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
That goddam song is stuck in my farking head, stuck in my farking head, stuck in my farking head. That goddam song is stuck in my farking head, so I thought I'd share
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
105-year-old woman claims secret of longevity consists of driving three husbands, two cardiologists into early graves
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Mon February 22, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
ICE left detainees to freeze during ice storm. There's no pun or joke here, these guys just suck
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey officially legalizes cannabis, which will be available on either a roll or a bagel with saltpepperketchup
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The latest place you'll find deep-rooted racism? The prices on your Monopoly board
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For auction: 4,000 square foot house in New Jersey with 52 acres of land, 23 acre lake, roller coasters, liquor license and more
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Christianity Today)
 
 
 
Oh my God, they killed Carman
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Boredom is surfacing as a modern social problem in the age of pandemic for those who haven't discovered the joys of Total Fark
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The Hero we deserve, that's who
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Trump implosion Atlantic City edition
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