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headlines found matching 'New Jersey'
Mon February 06, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Family of man who frequently went hiking by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation says it was uncharacteristic of him to go by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation and then die there. He'd never done that before
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Some Burger Chef)
 
 
 
Seems like people don't like having their way at BK
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
If you must drop an empty beer bottle while exiting the bank you've just robbed, be sure to drop one with somebody else's fingerprint on it
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Fri February 03, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Missing Dinosaurs? That is a mystery
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake?
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Twin boys, separated after birth, grew up fans on opposite sides of this Super Bowl. 25 bucks and bragging rights are on the line
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Thu February 02, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
By the way, the "Seinfeld Bill" cracking down on telemarketers? It's real, and it's spectacular
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dwumfour is done for. Popular 30 year-old New Jersey councilwoman shot and killed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The newly Republican-led House Judiciary Committee has its first meeting and immediately tackles the country's most pressing problems- by having an hour-long slap-fight over whether they should say the Pledge of Allegiance or not
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop manager fired because A) he stole $5000; B) he stole $5000 in PS5s; C) a cashier didn't ring up the $5000 in PS5s robbers stole at gunpoint
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Bonesaw Golf Tour coming to Trump National Golf Course, located in Virginia on the shores of what many fine people on both sides called the 'River of Blood'
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dead dog bites congressman
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Tue January 31, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Just as you would request a fired employee to turn his keys in, it behooves you to make him log out of the social media page he operated for you before he goes rogue
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Florida woman moved to Florida for lower taxes but bad schools, cheaper housing but higher insurance, less traffic but more drug trafficking, and fewer crowds but Disney
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Tom Verlaine's cable cut
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Newark, New Jersey is ranked the 2nd dirtiest city in the U.S. Philthydelphia would like to have a word
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
After losing the House in 2018, losing the presidency in 2020, and vastly underperforming in 2022, the RNC takes the bold step of re-electing Ronna McDaniel as their chair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers releases renderings of a potential sea wall to protect the West Side of Manhattan against storm surges from climate change, seeks Snake Plissken's input
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station?
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Thu January 26, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What would commuters like in a new Camden Transportation Center? Subby thinks for starters you should put it somewhere other than Camden
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
January has been a bust. February is not looking too cold either. But increasingly nervous weather forecasters, snow shoveling and plowing businesses, swear the East Coast could still get serious snow in March. In other news, it was 51 in NYC today
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(New Jersey Monthly)
 
 
 
Appropriately-named Mr. Snow obsessively collected Flexible Flyer sleds, until his wife told him he had to clean out the garage and basement. Behold, the Flexible Flyer Museum
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Wed January 25, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday is here, and feel free to dance around to The Cramps as we navigate through another barrage of news on the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Philly needs lifeguards so badly they are reportedly hiring people who can't swim. The is not a headline from The Onion
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some citizens are concerned that it took five hours to warn the public that a mass shooter was at large, and would like to see a national Active Shooter Alert Network. Of course, This is America, meaning an alert every day and twice on Sunday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOJ files SECOND anti-trust lawsuit against Google. Will be split up into GOO and GLE
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(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
The most dominant female music artists of the last decade: Adele, Taylor Swift and Sovereign Zig-Zag Allah
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Mon January 23, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sword-waving customer makes Americans run from Dunkin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four Oath Keepers found guilty of the obvious seditious conspiracy they conspired for
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1957, Toy company Wham-O produced the first Frisbees, a product which went on to be a vastly more successful product than previous 'Bag-o-Glass,' 'Whirly Sawblades,' or 'Baby's First Guillotine Construction Set'
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(Daily Kos)
 
Hero
 
New Jersey will give health care to all children--regardless of citizenship
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Fri January 20, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Going to the scene of an accident, allowing your friend to drive off in your car while you stay on the scene and claim to have been driving the wrecked car, is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Officer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Phuket. Didn't think they'd catch up to me here
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What are you going to do when it's the parents bullying the kids?
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Pepperidge Farm remembers the day it learned it was moving to the 'hood
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Abandoned alligator story was a croc
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Thu January 19, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rep. Santos PhD, Esq. pushes back on "insane" reports that he ate a Veteran's dog while enjoying a 1940 Château Lafite Rothschild Bordeaux from Hitler's Bunker
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
My PRIDE flag is more important than your Russian Orthodox Christianity, Mr. Russian hockey player. So go die in Ukraine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WeDontWork
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Wed January 18, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Panic buying of Italian penicillin dubbed fusilli
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Yo, anyone abandon a gator down the shore?
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Sun January 15, 2023
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
In honor of the anniversary of the 'Miracle on the Hudson', here it is as it unfolded 14 years ago
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Well, when I was a kid I had to walk miles through the snow to get to school. Then we'd sit on a stump to do our ciphering and reading. After looking for poison ivy and doing tick checks we were free to walk home
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Sat January 14, 2023
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Not news: guy vandalizes building. Maybe news: guy vandalizes church. News: multiple Catholic churches. Fark: gets caught right away after a low speed chase. Ultra fark: a 40 year old guy that subby knew at one point
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
CTRL-F Chicago. No results. All is right with the world
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
More time off requested after 11 New Jersey police officers get treated for fentanyl exposure during search
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Fri January 13, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jersey Shore feels the ground shake for about 10 seconds today, but seismologists say they saw no recording of an earthquake. Residents now confused as all the lawn chairs are put away and they have no way of telling
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More people than ever bought their insurance on healthcare.gov. Makes you wonder when Republicans are actually gonna get around to that whole "repeal and replace" thing
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Chillanian" gang from Microsoft Network is stealing cars from Long Island and selling them in New Jersey? World heavyweight chess champion George Santos (R-WTF) is on the case
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Tue January 10, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Babies Я Us begins gestating again in New Jersey mall. Pretty sure this is the latest reboot of "The Omen"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New Jersey's Anywhere real estate cuts work force by 11%. That's kind of specific, but OK
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks key provisions of New Jersey's gun law, something about Governor Murphy totally stepping on the state's constitutional rights
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Middle school art teacher arrested after his performance art project addressing the US opioid crisis got a bit out of hand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now we're cooking with gas. Cough cough, wheeze cough wheeze, where's my inhaler?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
British fail to cover the spread. Continentals 246 - British 0
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Sun January 08, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can you set up a GoFundMe to get money for the prison commissary? Um...no reason, just asking
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Sat January 07, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who failed statistics in school are heading to the local store to splurge on lottery tickets
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Fri January 06, 2023
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Pickle fight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In NYC, no one can hear you Stomp
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Thu January 05, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's a little Ted Cruz in Eric Adams and yes I am not doing phrasing anymore
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Greetings from Asbury Park
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York officially solicits bids for three full-fledged casinos for NYC. No word yet from Robert DeNiro about reprising his role as a manager for one
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy New Year, Fartists. Welcome to your weekly arting and crafting thread. Any fun projects for the new year? New inspirations?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Forget what you've heard about dirty Jersey being an environmental cesspool, its just started up the largest offshore wind manufacturing plant in the US
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Sun January 01, 2023
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
NY approves human composting. First arguments over who has to turn over Uncle Phil's compost heap pending
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Sat December 31, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All bets are off for the Citrus Bowl
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
NC Tar Heels lose a possession in the Holiday Bowl for *spins the wheel* an illegal jersey switch
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Sat December 24, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Let's see, we have bomb cyclones, massive blizzards and freezing temps across most the country... what else could go wrong? Mother Nature: "How about we flood New York and New Jersey?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
63% of Americans are completely clueless what causes inflation and want more free money
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently, wokeness has turned New York into "Weed City". Duuude, that sounds awesome. I'd like to partake in some wokeness, please
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Fire aboard Staten Island Ferry in New York harbor, nearly 600 passengers evacuated by same ferry company that saved Captain Sully
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Thu December 22, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Shocker: Among the books banned in New Jersey prison libraries are "Starting Your Own Cannabis Business" and "Great Prison Escapes"
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hooray for Jerseywood?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Birmingham rated as most unhappy city in USA. Of course, it's surrounded by Alabama
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Manchin, Hagerty offer omnibus rider to raise payment reporting from $600 to $10,000. Tax professionals breathe a hopeful sign of relief
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Russians hacked the taxi dispatch system at JFK and made $10k a day charging drivers to skip to the head of the line
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You win $1.6 million with a royal flush at a progressive poker table. What do you tip the dealer? Apparently $77,000
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today in cyber-dystopia: Facial recognition tech used by MegaCorp to ban all employees of enemy NationalLawFirm from all holdings of MegaCorp, including restaurants and Christmas shows
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Help Wanted: Men & Women ages 25-55 to play the role of an intrepid political news reporter. Compensation will be making a sad, old man very happy. Ugly women need not apply. NDA required
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Sat December 17, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
If you're keeping track of how long after the January 6th attack on the Capitol the feds will be arresting people... well, they're still arresting people, less than a month shy of the 2-year anniversary
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Fri December 16, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The U.S. is set to ban the buying and selling of shark fins, Neil Finn unavailable for comment
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Arguably the world's greatest drummer not named Neil Peart dies at age 78
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(WDEL Delaware)
 
 
 
Cindy Lou Who has fallen on hard times in late contender for mug shot of the year award
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Tue December 13, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Man comes up short of cash for one small bottle of liquor, chooses instead to purchase $3,000 worth of booze in dramatic and abusive fashion
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Mon December 12, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Acclaimed David Lynch composer Angelo Badalamenti dies at age 85. Eat a slice of cherry pie in his honor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hizzoner Eric Adams took his first three paychecks in cryptocurrencies. Let's see how that's working out for him
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Nimby farm breaks ground in the Hamptons. Will it succeed? The answer is blowin' in the wind
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Sun December 11, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie: Come on, Manchin's not going to flip to GOP. In case you haven't noticed he's a Democrat for life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scammer who convinced over 100 women he was their true love is going to prison
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Sat December 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hard to Port
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Masks are back, baby
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Escape from New York
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conjunction junction he no longer functions
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NJ hospital fined $63K for 1) poor infection control 2) failure to secure potent narcotics 3) firearms cache in marketing director's office including illegal high capacity magazines
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
First-ever US auction of lease to develop floating wind turbine farms off California coast attracted $757-million in winning bids. Sounds like a good start
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving underwear thief is behind bars. Christmas saved
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Tue December 06, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ok Fark, you know your duty
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Sun December 04, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Adams: NYC needs better transit in time for the 2026 World Cup. MTA: Best we can do is 2037, but we're already meeting FIFA corruption goals
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man facing 90 days in jail over flying the Too Friendly Skies
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Time to wear the original black
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Believe It or Not, Believe It or Not museum in Atlantic City will close
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Supermarket offers customers new type of lottery game by selling ice cream with mismatched lids
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Wed November 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"BRING. the. JETS. HOME"
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(Relix)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce new live album, recorded in 12/15/12 in New Jersey. Includes guest appearances by The Black Keys, Gary Clark Jr., John Mayer, Lady Gaga, Bruce Springsteen and some guy named Mick Taylor, whoever he is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This may be the last year you could shop at Sears for the holidays
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Tue November 29, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Apple sued because they don't keep drivers from crashing into people on the sidewalks outside their stores
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Mon November 28, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 72nd to Ed Harris, who has looked his age for the past 30 years
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Sun November 27, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Muricans: We want jerbs. Same Muricans: NIMBY
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Your dog does not want turkey, please compost Thanksgiving leftovers
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
This unfinished house in New Jersey (less than 7 miles from Camden) can be yours for only $24,950 thousand dollars
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(SILive)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought chocolate turkeys could fly
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Sun November 20, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving is still sorry you got offended, brah
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Do you want a one star rating. because that's how you get a one star rating
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(Madame Noire)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old Black girl spraying lantern flies nearby? Better call in SWAT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of master race fail to master 7 proxies
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Fri November 18, 2022
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Sorry, but we've got to raise the cash bridge toll to an eye-popping $17. Why? Ah, inflation... yea ... that's the ticket. Inflation
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Talk about a buzz kill
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Wily burglar unplugs security camera after breaking in. That's not how you do it
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Owners of "The Watcher" beg police to watch their house
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Owners of "The Watcher" beg police to watch their house
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Nice car. Did it come with a turn signal? Feds deem New Jersey's highway safety messages are too Jersey
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks can't wear their fan-favorite "Cream City" jerseys because (a) they're too itchy (b) the color interferes with the digital TV graphics, or (c) your mom trademarked "Cream City" as the name for her bedroom
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Best wishes to Danny DeVito who has 78 birthday candles on his rum ham today
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
How America swallowed the Italian language and what it sounds like after New Jersey finished digesting it. Fuggedaboudit
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Just the fossil fuel industry doing what it does best: trying to shape the world into a steaming hellhole for anyone who doesn't wear a top hat and monocle around the mansion
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Mon November 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The fact that he didn't proofread his sign before posting it in foot-high letters bothers me more than anything else
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Sun November 13, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
NFL Owner$ would rather $ave money than replace dangerou$ artificial turf, WHAT A $HOCK
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Thu November 10, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's Guinness World Records Day - what record do you think you'd have a chance at beating (bar towel optional)?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you eaten deli meat or cheese in New York, Maryland, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Illinois, or California in the last year or so? You're gonna die
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Statesplanation: Why it's okay to point and laugh at regular Wegner's shopper and snake oil salesman "Dr." Oz
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Mon November 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants' Xavier McKinney hurts hand in ATV accident. You never go ATV
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Shuttered Kmart store to be greatly improved by removing the "m" and slapping a "Go-" on the front. Now if this could just happen to the one in my town
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Sat November 05, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Great Carnac: Dookies, New Jersey, engines
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Fri November 04, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke isn't the only former punk rocker running for office this year. New Jersey's is a yacht dealer and yoga teacher
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Rabbit offers trick-or-treaters carrot
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Candy Crush Saga drone show lights up NYC skyline. King Kong dies of diabetes
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Thu November 03, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
I hate NJ Nazis
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(Vice)
 
 
 
New York City requires job postings to list salary ranges for transparency. Result: businesses list ranges like "0 to $2 million"
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The New York Post hack was an inside job
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oz thinks he's running in New Jersey
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suddenly, all the Farkers decided to move to the New York after it was announced that residents could earn money by drinking beer
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(Defector)
 
 
 
New Jersey?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Raines Sandwich was invented to skirt Prohibition, though nobody in their right mind would eat one
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Sun October 30, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When it comes to cheating, the Houston Astros have nothing on this football referee (updated link)
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Associate of Bannon who worked on fraudulent We Build the Wall to be given four of them by the government
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently this Mondrian painting was accidentally flipped for 75 years ...and we are living upside down
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Board of Elections now investigating whether NY gov candidate Lee Zeldin improperly coordinated with two Super PACs that have spent millions on anti-Kathy Hochul ads
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
10 years ago Saturday, Superstorm Sandy hit NJ; here are some "Then" vs "Now" photo comparisons
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Thu October 27, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When you head out to rob someone at an ATM leave the personal-property receipt from your last jail stay at home
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) is under federal criminal investigation ... again. Come on, this IS New Jersey
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Watcher racks up another 148 million viewing hours, at least half of which was people mistaking it for an MCU film
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No one drinks IPAs anymore, they're too popular
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
A list of the most overrated States include Arizona, Connecticut, and Yours
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Well, it cuts down on having to remind everyone not to pump gas into a plastic trash bag
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden praises Delaware for kicking Oz out
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Haunted attractions in New Jersey are scaring the bejesus out of visitors. These hilarious candid photos capture the moments
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
NJ Weedman legally changes his name to his website address. But Mr. .Com's friends still call him "Ed"
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(Daily Voice)
 
Hero
 
Workers stuck on cell tower call 911. Can you hear me now?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Residents of Westfield, New Jersey are sick of all the tourists who watched the new Netflix docuseries The Watcher, would prefer if you didn't show up to watch the 'The Watcher' house
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Thu October 20, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Old fashioned New Jersey legislators don't think you should have to keep paying for what you already bought
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve unzips their fly and lets everyone know that they will be going larger and harder on rate hikes until morale improves
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what a Lopatcong is but apparently they can go at least 100 miles an hour
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Mother farking life imitates mother farking art
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Tue October 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
They should totally make a movie about this
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada considering banning smoking inside casinos. Next on the agenda, banning gambling inside casinos
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway?
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Fri October 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Central Jersey wants some love, doesn't want to be known as hillbillies from the south or Bennies from the north
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(BBC)
 
 
 
To save time with constantly resetting the clock, just write 00:00 on the wall instead
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
BJ is 69 today. Nice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Theme "restaurant" sues newly-formed union claiming all swords, shields and assorted medieval imagery is theirs and theirs alone
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Thu October 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed bugs are putting the nation's wine snobs in jeopardy of losing their juice
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Nice car. Did it come with a turn signal?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The fact is, if you're having 'breakfast for dinner,' you're already living Next Level
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Fox News)
 
Hero
 
Pennsylvania to the US Extreme Court: "You have made your decision. Now have your army enforce it"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Even when they keep their hair dye in check, Trump's lawyers are incompetent
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Boo hoo, I'm such a victim," wails yet another rich white guy after getting caught doing something wrong
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen thinks that the DOJ should investigate Truuuump, the Trumpster, the Trumpinator, Donny Two Scoops, the Trumpmeister, Trump-o-rama, for makin' copies
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
But government run healthcare is socialism
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Sun October 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What do the five least popular relocation-destination states have in common? In addition to being No.1 of not wanting to move to, New Jersey also smells
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