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headlines found matching 'New England Patriots'
Fri July 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
These are the best, and worst, offensive arsenals in the NFL ranked. Grab the popcorn and debate on the right
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Tue July 10, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starbucks promises to finally scrap plastic straws by 2020. No word on why anyone insists on drinking coffee through a straw in the first place
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Mon July 09, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Legion of boom member soon to learn the ins and outs of prison
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Tom Brady really excited by bear. Not the Chicago kind, to be precise
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Mon July 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Patriots are 6-1 favorites to win the Super Bowl and Eagles are 10-1? Reasonable. News: Packers are 14-1 and Saints 18-1? Little pessimistic maybe. WTFark: Chargers are 16-1 favorites (bonus, their starting tight end is out for the year)
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is exactly what you mustn't say on a first date, assuming you want a second date. What have you said that's ruined a date before it began?
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Sat June 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley is going Beast Mode with his spending
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Fri June 29, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL says a future violation by Jameis Winston could result in a potential ban from the NFL
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Wed June 20, 2018
(NESN)
 
 
 
Talk about burying the lede: "John Lynch had a cup of coffee with the Patriots toward the end of his career"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady actually sees retirement coming soon. Really
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Mile High Report)
 
 
 
The Broncos like how their Butt looks
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Fri June 15, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders coach Jon Gruden blames the CBA for why quarterback Christian Hackenburg is struggling
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow II arrested for multiple sex crimes. Urkel inconsolable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The teen who crawled through a river of shiat to rescue a fawn and came out clean on the other side
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri woman sentenced to 2 years in prison after getting caught with heroin, ecstasy, and a cooter shooter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick to be gunned down by Libyan terrorists
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Tue June 12, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg, the official spokesman for the New England Patriots, says the next Quarterback for the team will be Baker Mayfield. Cleveland Browns management shrugs, continuing hiring and firing
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Fri June 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump will ask kneeling athletes for suggestions about who should receive pardons. Sadly, a pardon would be too late for a lot of the nominees that the athletes are kneeling for
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Thu June 07, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one, but a Patriots player just got caught cheating
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
News: The French Open ladies' final is guaranteed to have an American playing in it. Fark: An American without the last name Williams
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Only one player from the Eagles was confirmed for the White House pep rally, and it was the back-up quarterback
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Doing lines with Peppa Pig, leading cows into the ocean for dinner, and digital communication with other drivers; I hereby demand that these are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-20 to Sat 2018-05-26
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
According to this one former player, playing for the New England Patriots sucks
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Thu May 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL wants roof open for next season's Super Bowl in Atlanta. The last time the Super Bowl was in Atlanta? Jan. 30, 2000, when an ice storm paralyzed the city
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious shocked that Bill Belichick is silent on Brady, Gronk absences from OTAs
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Butler is believed to be the first player from District 9 to sign an NFL contract since 2006." Not bad for a prawn
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best mom ever makes adorable lunches for her son, including Pokemon, Angry Birds, and My Little Pony
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Convicted drug mule has 2 more bundles drop out of her
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Patriots hire martial arts expert to help pass rush become sensei-tional
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Fri May 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN shows how the Browns could make the playoffs: Locusts, plague, supervolcano, meteor strike, apocalypse
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tom Brady prepares for his career after football. Either figure skater, Vegas magician, or James Bond villain
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Tue May 08, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doesn't ESPN realize there is no Jake or Graf to be made yet? The Brows are too damned high
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump appoints celebrity quack Dr. Oz as health advisor. Up next: Miss Cleo and the ShamWow guy
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Wed May 02, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins as multi-millionaire, five-time Super Bowl champion, future hall-of-famer married to a supermodel Tom Brady says he doesn't feel appreciated by people
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots considered trading up to draft Baker Mayfield, then remembered that Brady is going to live to the age of 200, while growing stronger each year
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Tue May 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady will be back in 2018. Book it. Done
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Wed April 25, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Gronk met with coach today and informed him Gronk be back for the 2018 season with the Pats. Gronk working out, staying in shape and feel great"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gronkowski put on DL
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not so happy days, Steelers great TE Bennie Cunningham passed away
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Gronk no want to work out with team. Gronk want to ride bicycles instead
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Fri April 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Longtime voice of the Patriots Gil Santos dies on his 78th birtday
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick's new puppy is already taking after him. 2 walkers put on waivers and 1 groomer traded for a 6th round draft pick
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL schedule has dropped. Browns officially eliminated from playoff contention
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Wed April 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matthew Slater of the New England Patriots is a special teams ace, and he says they eliminate the kickoff it would be tragic
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Mon April 16, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This time it is for good, James Harrison is retiring
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Fri April 06, 2018
(NESN)
 
 
 
Colin Cowherd thinks the Patriots' off-season moves are a secret plot by Bill Bellichek to force Tom Brady to retire by taking away all his offensive weapons. Wouldn't it be easier just to trade their O-line for Ereck Flowers and a ham sandwich?
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman earns the 'Hero' tag by stopping a potential school shooter
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Wed April 04, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick and the Patriots are now firmly in the market for a QB in the 2018 NFL Draft
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's days in New England may be numbered as the Patriots consider moving up to draft Josh Rosen
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams trade their first-round pick to the Patriots for Brandin Cooks to replace Sammy Watkins
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Rob Gronkowski is hurt far worse than anyone realizes and his production will see a MASSIVE fall off next year if he plays. Or Translated into Patriot-speak: The Patriots are entertaining multiple trade offers for Gronkowski
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Thu March 29, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Kraft says Patriots 'obviously' have to draft a QB soon; Brady's body will start to give out in next 9-10 years
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions to open their season on the road because of an Ed Sheeran concert scheduled at Ford Field. Football fans finally get a chance to see some real hits
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"You're just shifting the debate from, 'Was he going to the ground and did he hold on to it?' to 'Did he make a football move?'"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Power Rankings: The ones who rose and those who fell after free agency
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally loquacious Belichick surprisingly still mum on on decision not to start Butler in Super Bowl his Patriots lost
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kraft discounts any discord in Patriots organization. Friction is 20% off, and squabbling is buy one, get one free
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patriots' Duron Harmon arrested for bringing weed into Costa Rica . You're doing it wrong
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey Troy, your last name isn't "Brady" so, obviously, you aren't
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Fri March 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel throws before scouts of 13 teams. Someone will take him
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NCAA broadcasters criticized for showing despondent fans - "they feed on the tears of young children." Whereas Dick Vitale feeds on the blood on Duke undergrads
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL catches so much heat over flawed reception rule it completes the process of scrapping it completely
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New NFL catch rule will award a completion if the ball touches a receiver at any point during the game, still won't help Siemian
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Tom Brady cheats on Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me, will not be allowed to participate in the first 4 episodes of next season
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