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Sat June 19, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Need advice on 3d modeling software for 3d printing. I have been using sketchup but have hit the limits of what it can do. I was going to learn fusion 360 but the new subscription model makes it useless. Is there a free / inexpensive replacement?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We need to stop blaming actors for bad writing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What you need to know before you go: just don't. Seriously
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP needs to be crushed in the 2022 midterms
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Fri June 18, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
You need brass balls to try and scrap a bronze headstone
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is now making cinnamon rolls. No word on if they are also making cinnamon roll incense so you can wake everyone up with false hopes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The couple who handcuffed themselves together for 123 days to try to save their relationship just took off the restraints ... and you'll never guess what happened next
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 79?
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Some Hedgehog)
 
 
 
Subby has a backup generator and needs some way to handle initial start brownouts/power spikes. Considering a battery bank or some kind of capacitor. Wat do? DIT
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A woman with HIV had Covid for 216 days. Doctors following her case found 32 mutations that occurred in the virus inside her. Hero tag for her and her team who pulled through. Scary tag points at Obvious tag, immunocompromised people need our care
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Utah DA sends profanity-laden email to SLC councilman who disturbed his nap. "I will do everything in my power to see that you never get elected to any office higher than dog catcher. Kindly die and go to hell, mother******." Someone needs a nap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Final report card, 11th grade: "Lauren has significant gaps in her understanding which she will need to work on in her senior year"
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Why is Deodorant under lock and key and should it be?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"We need more corporate retreats," said no one ever
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Today is National Fudge Day. Just in case you needed an excuse to pack some in
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan goes off on DOJ for not jumping when Trump ordered them to look into bogus fraud claims. Thinks they need to be investigated for not following orders from president to a T
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Tue June 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Nick Chubb to blink twice if Cleveland is a hostage situation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newly released emails show the reaction of senior DOJ officials to calls from White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows to investigate accusations from an election conspiracy theorist. They also highlight the national need for a "wanking motion" emoji
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two Democrats didn't show up for the Senate lunch to hear Texas Democrats talk about the need for the For The People voting rights act. Yup, it's THOSE two again
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
When there's a medical crisis and someone needs to get to the hospital, most people call 911 and have an ambulance sent. Then there is this guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen has grown weary of playing the "trollish attention whore" role and wants you to know that she's ready to shift her over her attention whoring tactics to the "apology tour" stage of this particular production
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Rich colleges didn't need to cut costs during the pandemic, but they did to stick it to the workforce
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Sun June 13, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Mick takes charge in the Search 4 Sara as the Legends return to their new HQ on "Bishop's Gambit," S 6 Ep.№6 (needed another 6 for last week's) at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Batwoman & Mary team up vs. a familiar foe on "Rebirth", S.2 Ep.№16 at 9, both on The CW
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Human reproduction will be possible on Mars because sperm can survive there for up to 200 years, a study suggests. But first: Mars Needs Moms
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Sat June 12, 2021
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
A sanctuary for cats with special needs is expanding its mission to enable those with even less options for survival to have at least one. Welcome to Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of the advantages of being The Queen is there's always someone in uniform with a sword around when you need one
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
What you need for Father's Day is an automatic pizza making machine powered by a toy train
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
When you have a motor home the last thing you need is a motel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Introducing the Cob Quickie, the best way to butter your cob in record time. May have other uses
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rumors are persisting that underage youths and ne'er-do-wells are using fake IDs to gain access to the naughtiness going on at OnlyFans. It's not like they can find a stack of magazines hidden under a bush or THE ENTIRE INTERWEB
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You now need to have a license to own a crossbow in Japan?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not only that, it needed brakes and a muffler
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Thu June 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you know why I pulled you over ma'am? It's because I need to search your phone and forward any nudes to myself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree you need to be funnier at work. Here are three ways to do so without quoting the Simpsons, insulting a minority group, or pleasuring yourself on a Zoom call
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Well, she's dead. Guess she won't need her bank card anymore. Anyone else want a bag of crisps or a fizzy drink?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Needle exchanges have proven to be an extremely effective way to prevent the spread of AIDS and Hepatitis among drug users. So naturally state and national GOP politicians want them shut down, because they allow "bad people" go "unpunished"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Vaccines? New Zealand don't need no stinkin' vaccines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk needs a number 2
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pete Alonso: pitchers should be allowed to use sticky stuff. Also, MLB needs to stop changing the ball based on free agent classes
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band. I seen a needle that winked its eye, but I be done seen 'bout ev'rything, when I see an Elephant go bobbing for honeydew melons
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Barbara Comstock (R-VA), who is not a liberal, says the GOP needs to dump Trump in order to survive
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seven lessons America needs to learn from the pandemic
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The federal government is contributing to climate change, needs to get rid of its energy wasting marijuana ban
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
The IDF needed three weeks to come up with "it was full of Hamas" as the explanation to justify why they blew up the AP's offices in Gaza
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With numbers falling, Campbell Soup needs to concentrate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why naturally early risers are jerks, get the green lights
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My formerly ambitious wife just had my child, and now she only wants to stay home and raise it. How can I best communicate my disappointment in her newfound laziness?
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
My stove just died, in a head-spinning-round 'Your mother sucks c**ks in hell*' kinda way. I killed at the breaker box, but now I guess I need a new stove. This is your haunted appliance thread, stove edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Southwest orders 100 more 737 Max jets amid news that people are no longer collectively afraid of Covid and need something to take its place
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Immigrant kid from poor city gets admitted to Harvard, wins $40,000 scholarship from her high school and tells the principal that she isn't the most in need of it, so they should give the money to people who are going to community colleges instead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"China's Wolf Warriors Are Turning the World Against Beijing." Subby suggests sending those fearsome diplomats each a copy of a movie about a man who's lost himself in his work and needs to find his way out: Disney's Christopher Robin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why do the servants need housing? It's such an eyesore
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Did you happen to notice an article about how the rich pay almost no taxes? Well, then you're going to need to come with us to the re-education camp, my friend. It's nice, we have arts & crafts
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ransomware attacks hit Congress
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sometimes you need a much bigger boat after a whale lands on your fishing boat and smashes it to smithereens
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
German military to ship 60,000 cans of surplus beer back from Afghanistan, because somebody needs to drink it
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Need to contact Russian law enforcement? Your computer to soon fall down an elevator shaft with a bullet to the back of its hard drive
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Long Island fisherman hook a Bear or get eviscerated? Will last round's sweepers be swept or will the Jets needlessly prolong the inevitable? Fishsticks served @ 6:30pm ET, poutine @ 8pm ET, goon juice all day. Pierre to be fried in thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Cicada swarms are so thick that they're being picked up by weather radar. Fark needs an ewwww tag
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If this state senator has his way, all bicycle riders, even children, will need to be licensed to ride on NYC streets. I didn't even have a wallet when I was 12
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Need to fly out of Austin anytime soon? Get to the airport three hours before your flight
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Kids need hamburgers
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Sun June 06, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Astra's a mortal and Sara confronts her kidnapper on "The Satanist's Apprentice," Season 6 Ep.№5 of DC's Legends of Tomorrow at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then, Luke Fox needs B(atfriend)LM on "Armed and Dangerous," Season 2 Ep.№15 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever played Pokémon and thought to yourself, "This is fun, but it needs more assault weapons." Well have I got the game for you
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Restaurant posts a picture of a cheesesteak. Philly Twitter users- Do we need to send Gritty over to straighten you out?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Need to get rid of your hammer-wielding tenant? Stab him in the butt with a samurai sword. It's the Pittsburgh way
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The world needs a chief risk officer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyer doesn't read contract. Lawyer's family now needs to find a new place to live. Hopefully she also finds a new line of work
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Just what the French Open needed: a match-fixing scandal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The bald eagles are sick of your shiat Idaho. You know what you did
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No need to RTFA; all you need to know is that in the middle of *another* major lockdown, a Covid vaccination centre in Melbourne has had to be relocated in order to accommodate a sex toy convention. Asinine tag takes Giggity tag roughly from behind [NSFW]
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Such a magnificent beauty that you just need to put a ring on it
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"We need an event for our video game to promote LGBTQ+ Pride Month." "How about repeatedly beating up Poison Ivy, a bisexual villainess, for prizes?" "Sounds exciting. Do it"
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Humans have lived in the shadow of the Himalayas for more than 5,000 years, never needing sunscreen
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(AP News)
 
 
 
23 writers will serve as Poets Laureate Fellows across the nation / Over the rolling hills and plains / Traveling the roads of pave / They don't need to rhyme / Burma Shave
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No need to rush out to the talkies now that restrictions have be lifted, dearies. The town hall is hosting seven silent films starting this Saturday with "The Mark of Zoro." and a live keyboard accompanist. Put on the good spats and a fresh skimmer
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"Mt. Juliet man lucky to be alive after boat explosion at gas station" - the link to his GoFundMe account notwithstanding
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Newest mega-resort in Las Vegas needs to hire 6,000 people. So guess how many have applied so far. No, higher. Higher. Much higher. Still not close
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Also wanted: legit flying cars, calorie-free booze, elimination of taxes, and a date this Friday
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Only one in five Irish people admit to being on work Zoom calls in their underwear. In related news, apparently you're not supposed to do that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We need a real ratings bonanza. Bob, what you got for us?" "How about we get Charo and Redd Foxx to play air hockey? Also, I am high on cocaine right now." "Love it. Let's get their agents on the phone. Think Gallagher knows how to roller skate?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans need child care, but day care centers can't find employees
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son and his wife are getting a divorce; his wife thinks after the divorce, we're still paying for her children to attend a fancy school and we're not. Should we forewarn her?"
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Wed June 02, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Writer with basic opinion about Prince dares you to find him on Twitter, needs clicks desperately
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Leave the Office Early Day, a day to remember that there are other things in life than sitting behind a desk working your life away, like, uh . . . cats, I think, and drinking
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota catcher needed surgery after a foul tip into the Twins
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, so picked up Witcher 3 on a Steam sale...but my current PC lacks the cojones. Need advice on what kind of PC to pick up that can run it without breaking the bank. Awkward tag since Advice went the way of the dodo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just what the world needs - another museum. At least this one's owned by Nintendo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boeing needs to bounce
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're pinching your salt wrong. JHFC is there *anything* you can do right?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"John Kerry, Bill Gates, et al. are wrong about the importance of research and development. Deployment of what we already have is what matters and for which we need big bucks"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sad that we need it, but here's the follow-up to the latest "Einstein was wrong" claim
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
What if you're a reporter and your editor limits your expense account? You can double your impact by interviewing one person who owns two restaurants for the article
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Chuck Woolery that taking Hitler's side in an argument isn't the wisest choice. See you in 8 and 8
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Many Need for Speed games are about to be erased from reality. But don't worry, there's still 86 more
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Did the pandemic teach anyone else how little they needed?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
There's no need to morally panic over inflation
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Mon May 31, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barcelona: we're losing tons of money, we can barely afford to keep going, that's why we need the European Super League. Also Barcelona: hey lookit the superstar we just signed for shedloads of money
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(India Today)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a faster boat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid pandemic in the US easing only for the vaccinated. Fark needs a schadenfreude tag
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Does your coulrophobia need some nightmare fuel today? We've got a mother-load here. Warning - disturbing images of (you guessed it) CLOWNS
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Sun May 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Farke is worshipped here" Difficulty: you'll need to go Norwich
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Rod of Iron Ministries, a Trump-loving church that incorporates AR-15s into their worship services, has decided they need a "compound" ahead of a "war" and "genocide" against them by the "deep state". So they bought a place just outside of Waco. This should end well
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
We needed a study to show this?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump is frustrated at the mounting legal fees he needs to pay. Oh no, anyway
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(Some Unhappy Shopper)
 
 
 
If you live in the UK and need to do a little shopping, you better do it while you can still find a shop that survived the pandemic
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brit travellers move into exclusive London estate area, say one does not have to pay all that money to live among the rich, you just need a public park to pull into. Yes, the community has a problem with this (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What's the one thing you wish you'd have known before you traveled?
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
A disturbing, viral Twitter thread reveals how AI-powered insurance can go wrong. Maybe AI needs a little more practice before getting into the game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As if two year olds weren't insufferable enough, you now have to listen to one constantly mention how they're in MENSA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As if two year olds weren't insufferable enough, you now have to listen to one constantly mention how they're in MENSA
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mac people - Son is looking for a 13" MacBook Pro and wonders about specs he'll need. DIT. Thanks in advance
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A majority of people charged in the Capitol attack aren't in jail and most likely won't serve time. I wonder if most of them being white has any bearing on this. These people are exactly the type of lunatics that need to be incarcerated
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(Axios)
 
 
 
White House tells former Trump appointees who lost their jobs when Biden took office: You seriously need to get over it complainers
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Nike collaborates with US Postal Service on mail-inspired Air Force 1s, obviously for all those letter carriers in need of lightning-quick footwear
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden Mocks Republican Congress people for taking credit for the effects of the recovery plan: "If you're going to try to take credit for what we've done, don't get in the way of what we still need to do,"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Why does a cooking show need a live band?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
HeWontWork. Ever again. At least he won't need to
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Burgers, hot dogs, ribs, potato salad, corn on the cob, and baked beans: all you need for the perfect Memorial Day cookout. Trust us, the science is on our side. We have polling and everything
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(ETCanada.com)
 
 
 
Joe Jonas is a drug-smuggling Eeyore in the Disney show you never knew you needed
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Someone needs to bring back Goodyear's long-forgotten illuminated automobile tires from the 60s. Psychedelic Subby so wants
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Normally you don't want someone to stick a needle full of mutant algae virus in your eye. One man saw no problem with it
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Jax Daily Record)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie rolls out upscale liquor store concept after realizing that their regular customers need to be totally smashed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Can we get what is claimed to be a "minor" change/tweak to gun regulations passed in a bipartisan manner, to capture more gun sales with background checks? Democrat Chris Murphy and Republican John Cornyn are trying to thread that needle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
These "Kids" need to schedule colonoscopies, but this is good news nonetheless
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to cut back on your blubbering
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(Insider)
 
 
 
"Ethics? I don't need ethics? I'm on the Supreme Court"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My teenager has been a real difficult jerk this year, and since the weather's getting nice, can I kick him out and make him camp in the backyard over the summer for a bit? We need some space"
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Congrats, you're hired. The salary is $300,000 a year plus a month off. We'll just need the password to your bank account. You know, so we can put all that money in there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manhattan DA convenes grand jury to figure out whether Trump needs one indictment or all of the indictments
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Next time you try to call out a referee trying to get a call being like, 'Come on, she 300 pounds', I'm going to need you to get it right. I'm weighing 235 pounds and I'm really, very proud of being a big biatch, a big buddy, big Benz baby"
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Trumpistan: Lose ur job? Lern to code snowflake LOL. Quebec: We'll pay you to learn to code. Some snow shoveling required
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats to go Full Progressive in 2022
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Steve Doocy must really enjoy getting publicly humiliated by Jen Psaki
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are you generally familiar where the outfield is on a baseball field? The Mets might need your help
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Yeah, I gotta work order here saying your ATM needs fixing. *looks at work order* Seems legit, the ATM is right over there
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The only definitive ranking of every musical guest from the last season of SNL that you'll ever need, going all the way from number 1 to as-yet-unprosecuted crime against humanity that was Morgan Wallen's appearance
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
When even Steve-O says you're a complete train wreck and need help it may be time to stop worrying about being a Jackass
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When a chap takes his morning walk around Tranquility Base, a chap needs to be properly attired
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
If you have to build and sell a homemade bomb to pay off the lawn mower you just bought, maybe you need to rethink your plans. With blown-up garage goodness
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"These 8 expressions can make you sound insensitive at work." 9. This is stupid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Breyer needs to retire and focus on his ice cream empire
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Biden: We need moar solar. China: We'll get right on that. Biden: You're not using slave labor, are you? China: Have you considered fossil fuels instead?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pampers is launching an eco-friendly 'hybrid' diaper. But you're still going to need a filling station for them to go
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ketchup already exists; there is no need to make a "perfect burger sauce" at home
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Disneyland has created a sandwich built for Giant-Man but you are going to need to be Thick Wallet Man to buy it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Collins (conceRned) "strongly" supports a 1/6 commission but thinks it needs to be kneecapped a bit more
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Good: Having a harm-reduction program handing out needles to homeless drug addicts. Maybe better: Also having a program that collects the used needles again. Definitely best: Medically supervised safe injection facilities
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
The 10 greatest songs about Vikings. Rockers in Chicago, Green Bay and Detroit need not apply
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Sat May 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Poop knife? Naw, you're going to need a poop battle axe to get this down the drain
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Fri May 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Just spitballin' here, but maybe, just maybe, if we eased back a bit on the whole "mass incarceration" thing, we wouldn't NEED so many guards, and this "crisis" would solve itself
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
He needs to be stopped, before he doesn't tattoo again
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
People have a need to feel that they are part of some sustainable project. Something that will go on without them. It creates a feeling of stability which is why this is an MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While Congressional Republicans are digging their heels in to try to prevent Biden from getting "a win" with his infrastructure bill, he's enlisting as allies state and local GOP officials who REALLY need the money to fix busted roads and bridges
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The death of office space was greatly exaggerated, so mmm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Free-market, anti-tax, anti-worker club is livid that the government won't solve their IT problems
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
WeWork really needs to consider changing its name
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Captain Disillusion..'s Intern Alan sits down and runs through how they managed to create the visual effects for Flight of the Navigator, when CG was still in its infancy and anything over a gigabyte needed a forklift to move around
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"[T]he sheer amount of justifications and apologies needed to maintain GOP rule has created a veritable Works Progress Administration for Conservative writers"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Regular people might finally have the opportunity to benefit from an IPO rather than needing to buy after the stock jumps 75 percent on the first day
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a smaller unit of measurement
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The phone systems in prisons are major profit sources and kickbacks and reform is needed. And it's a fairly fascinating insight into how profit works when it comes to prisons
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(The Register)
 
 
 
You'll need at least $1.4m to feel Jeff Bezos' thruster up your ass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits need a reminder they can't just show up in France unannounced. This is not a repeat from 1230
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Wed May 19, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Guy without a concealed carry permit accidentally shoots someone in Walmart. Clearly this reinforces the need to completely repeal the law requiring permits, or training, or anything else that might improve the safety of innocents
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Tim Ryan (D-OH): "We need two political parties in this country that are both living in reality and you ain't one of 'em"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to the article headline, the 1/6 commission is ideal in its current form
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Millennials and GenX don't need a Magic Sky Daddy
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After flunking out of service dog training for getting too easily distracted due to his strong drive to find things by sniffing them out, Sheldon has finally found his true calling as an arson detection dog just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Vice)
 
 
 
We need to take suburban food more seriously
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Just what the world needs for non-social types: A wearable third eye that lets you walk safely down the street while browsing Instagram on your phone
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Children's theme park cancels reopening indefinitely after receiving threats over carding visitors before entrance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're going to have an Online Safety Bill, don't go off half-cocked and forget the age-verifier
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
600k kids from 12-15 have gotten vaccinated in past week, but 61% of parents agree that's still too young to need a cell phone in the first place
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Starlink is nowhere near ready to replace your crappy connection out in the sticks, and we should be pissed at the government that we even need to resort to using it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Home Depot proves the only people you need on the sales floor is customers
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler needs your help
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(Time)
 
 
 
Constitution: You need a warrant to search a home. Police: But we're trying to be community caretakers. 9-0 SCOTUS: Yeah, that's not how that works
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Jefferson's weakness, Tobias's endgame (he needs no silly jeweled glove). The penultimate episode of Black Lightning, "The Book of Resurrection: Chapter One," 12ᵗʰ ep. of Season №4 is here at 9 ㏘ EDT on The CW. (They're leaving Subby wanting more)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
JFK once told the Secret Service that he needed them staying close to his limo like he needed a hole in his head. Once
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Capitals win Game 2 to go up 2-0 on the Bruins? Who will win the first games of the series with the Predators-Hurricanes and Blues-Avalanche? Need more goon juice for your Johnny Sex Playoffs watching when it starts at 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For the majority of men, "white supremacy" is simply another concept that women need mansplained to them in order to understand why it's not really a problem
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Iconic Bridgerton Sex Scene Has an 'Extended Cut' You Need to See
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(Anthropocene Mag)
 
 
 
The World needs more weed farms. Er, seaweed farms
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US to send 20 million vaccines from all three brands overseas by next month. Iran, North Korea, and Venezuela all getting J&J? Must be a coincidence
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
A man in need of a headband
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
With the regular season in the books here are 10 things you need to know about the NBA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is newborn, a bit skinny but doctors are not worried as she's progressing. I'm breastfeeding exclusively. My in-laws visited and called her 'gaunt,' telling my husband by text we needed to give her formula. Am I right to be offended?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New research indicates sometimes you need to say "motherf*cker" in the office
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Seven billion vaccine doses need to be administered in order to vaccinate the world. How can we get there when so many people are idiots?
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian hero is the new MMA champion, also gives India a much-needed win
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(BBC)
 
 
 
It's the eye of the tiger. No, seriously, it's the eye of the tiger
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
♪♫ In the year, | twen-ty-ought for-ty-five, ♫♪ Zari sings on "The Ex-Factor" on DC's Legends of Tomorrow season №6 ep. №3 at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then season №2 of Batwoman finally gets addictive with its 14ᵗʰ ep. "And Justice for All" at 9 ㏘, both on The CW
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Sat May 15, 2021
(TVO)
 
 
 
Lisa needs braces. Doug Ford plan. Lisa needs braces. Doug Ford plan. Lisa needs braces
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Fri May 14, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Space tourist guides and leisure time planners are the jobs of the future assuming you're already set as dogecoin and Scrappy Doo NFT billionaires
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Don't hurt L'il Covid. Viruses need love too (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Monkey)
 
 
 
Tired: We need to give everyone a basic income. Inspired: We need to eliminate money. Wired: We need to give money to animals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You really need to stop hitting the snooze button. Here comes the sleepy science
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Hunters need very good eyesight, steady hand to hunt mosquitoes from a helicopter
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney credits "eye yoga" for maintaining his vision
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Amazon really, truly promises they're not spending $465mil on one season in Middle Earth *prime pinky swear*
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(Some RA)
 
 
 
"Guns are tools, but so are hot plates, and we don't allow those in the residence halls for safety reasons," says former RA of new Montana law permitting guns in college dorms. She went on to say you need to turn your stereo down
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cheney: Yeah, as much as we need a bi-partisan commission to investigate the Insurrection, many of my GOP colleagues don't want that because they fear what it'll reveal about their role in the Insurrection
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The Top Gun soundtrack turns 35. It feels the need to speed over to Home Depot, and then take a nap
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Experienced Long Haul Truck Driver? Need a job or looking for a new one? There's companies in Texas that are paying $14,000 PER WEEK due to shortage of drivers, that's $728,000 a year for those who can't math
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(Reaktor)
 
 
 
Endlessly scrolling: not what we meant when we told you to get acquainted with your old chum
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Someone who could not be begging for management's approval any harder wonders if working from home is "too convenient". Also commuting is good, actually; and if you need a sense of "belonging", look no further than a group of people paid to be there
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Tue May 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Winnie the Pooh needs all the fake friends he can get because even Eeyore doesn't want to deal with his shiat anymore
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(Some Oxonians)
 
 
 
J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis first met on this day in 1926, and Lewis wrote of Tolkien that there was "no harm in him: only needs a smack or so." There may have been an inkling they'd have an interesting friendship
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators are almost done collecting all the evidence they need against Gaspedo Gaetz that indictments should be inbound within the month
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
London's oldest working factory, where the Liberty Bell was cast, is being converted into a sterile playground for moneyed douchenozzles because they have money, you don't, and they need yet another place to repeatedly rub your nose in that
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Just in case you feel the need to play pool on your superyacht while on the high seas, Bugatti the luxury car maker is now selling a self-leveling pool table for $300,000
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
No, we do NOT need a Big Bang Theory reunion
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Mon May 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We don't need blocked respiration. We don't need no cough control. No lung-scarred chasms in the classroom. Hey, teachers, leave those masks at home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Signs your body needs more hydration. Wait, this is nothing but a thirst trap
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because you didn't think you needed it, but here's the play-by-play of the Apple v. Epic court battle. Complete with lawyers trying to dryly explain Fortnite and third-person shooters
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Long-term care staff need guidance on seniors having sex and vice versa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I think we need a bigger boat: The weapons seizure so big it covered the rear deck of a 567-foot US warship
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a picky eater; always has been, always will be. Unfortunately, his eating habits have been noticed by our child, who now is doing with food what dad does. How can I stop this now before it becomes a bigger problem?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Extrusion Printers seem to always need troubleshooting, from the filament, to the temp, to the feed rate, something always needs adjusted. Let's discuss common issues and what your experience is in fixing them on this week's Maker Monday Thread
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"The end times are here, so we need to elect more Christians to office," claims idiot Mississippian
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Sun May 09, 2021
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday PL: Wolves v BHA play for pride. MOTD Man United - Aston Villa, MU must win to keep their slim title hopes alive. West Ham need to beat Everton to keep the Europa dream alive, and Arsenal can relegate West Brom. 7:00 am ET on Peacock/NBCSN
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Doctorow)
 
 
 
How YouTube's broken copyright filters lead to wage theft: "We need a new deal for content removal, one that favors working creators over wage-thieves who have the time and energy to master the private legal systems each platform grows for itself"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We don't need no stinking investigation to deal with our political protesters
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(The Mind Circle)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Dog, and I'll be saving you today"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"When people tell me I'm so kind for adopting a special needs cat and that he is lucky to have me, I can only think about how lucky I am to have him in my life." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri May 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
We're going to need a bigger shovel
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Okay, the extra $20,000 would be nice, but did they have to go and ruin it with a year's worth of Miller High Life as well?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Live Nation has booked more shows for 2022 than they did for 2019
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you're in the market for a $300K self-leveling carbon fiber pool table for your yacht, Bugatti's got you covered. No need to get snookered anywhere else
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Australian zoo welcomes ugly-ass rare echidna puggle without the need for antivenin, body armor, glass walls, or laser pistols
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Apparently, it needs to be said again so here it goes. There are no minors looking to meet for sex on the Internet, right Mr. Florida Golf Pro?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
RIP, "I need more beer" lady. May you always have a cold brew in your hand wherever you are now
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Thu May 06, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Need the electoral results for the UK's local elections today? Get'em all here
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Italy's Ministry of Cultural Heritage seeks return of looted artifact from British Museum -- sorry, I mean Kim Kardashian
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' attorney will need more than words to pay the court's sanctions against him
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(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
Need to get rid of concrete slab. Looking for advice/tips/tricks. Degree of Difficulty: One person, prefer not to rent/buy a tool to accomplish this. Boobies tag is for attention
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New report says we are going to need to literally dig ourselves out of this climate hole we've dug for ourselves
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'm truly a stupid moron who gives other stupid morons a bad name. My wife knows basic math and made a suggestion. What should I do?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Etsy stock drops on the inevitability no one's still stuck inside buying lovingly handcrafted unneeded crap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five places every Star Wars fan needs to visit. How about we just start with "Outside" and work our way from there?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"It's part of our duties as humans. You always have to help wildlife, especially in need"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you think you need a different way to think about thinking
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Skynet has taken the 1st step to becoming self-aware. Someone needs to tell the Military that The Terminator movies weren't an instruction manual, they were a warning
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Ford unveils the Ford Explorer Timberline, featuring off-road tires, suspension lift, and a rear Torsen limited-slip rear differential, perfect for all your mall-crawling needs
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
And the dominos begin to fall. Tesla just lost its largest purchaser of carbon credits as they no longer need an offset to pass EU emissions standards. As the rest of the automakers will also stop soon, how will Tesla make a profit going forward?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's no real need to convict Trump since he already has turned Mar-a-Lago into a minimum security prison
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Once you're fully vaccinated, are you planning on catching up on all those doctor visits you put off because of the pandemic? Well, if you get your medical care from San Diego-based Scripps Health, you might need to wait a little longer
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Tue May 04, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Flash returns from his two-week time trip to the Rerun Realm with a new episode: "The People v. Killer Frost." at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then it's "Prom Again" at 9 ㏘ on Supergirl feat. talented young actors as teen versions of main characters, both on The CW
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Biden needs to stop spending like a drunken sailor because the COVID crisis is now over. This is what Republicans actually believe
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
They're not quite to the Firefox rate ... (downloading security patch) ... of needed updates ... (downloading security patch) ... but Apple is getting closer ... (downloading security patch) ... every day
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you're ever in need of using a wind turbine's emergency exit you might want to not view this video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who needs Russian Imperial Stout? Royalists are into the Queen's own English Imperial Bitter, a £4 pint brewed using water and organic barley from Sandringham. Or if you're hipster you can get the Queen's IPA with three flavours of hop
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you needed a bigger reason to avoid covid than death, long term side effects and/or permanent organ damage, study shows having covid may shave your telomeres down and cut off 5 years of your life
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis issues executive order suspending all local orders on Covid-19, because "While COVID isn't over, the need for emergency rules is"
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Premier League Monday, now with less riots. West Brom needs a win and Wolves just might give it to them. West Ham needs a win to get back into Europe but can they get past Burnley? First match at 1:00 pm ET on Peacock+
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're still running Windows 95, you're going to need to find a new web portal
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why does socializing feel so awful right now?
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Sun May 02, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The needles and the damage done
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While these Australian caterpillars are, of course venomous and can cause severe rashes from the slightest contact, you probably won't need to worry about that as you'll be dead from a severe myocardial NOPE just from watching them on the move
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a POed tire shop manager from Jersey. Needs 'Bad-ass' tag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How many people want Medicare For All? Nice
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Trouble finding workers? But what about... "That's a false narrative, and it needs to go away"
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Mining with your SSD? Enjoy your voided warranty
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Don Jr. is probably going to need more cocaine
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Q: So does dark matter really exist or do we need to modify the equations of gravity. A: Yes. Bonus: Best shirt ever
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot is gonna need a lot of vodak when he reads this
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian teen wins $5 million in scholarship offers in the US and UK. But first she'll need to send a $5000 cashier's check to release the funds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's like 10,000 debunked theories from a Kenyan doctor when all he needed was a vaccine
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Epidemiologist Joe Rogan says Joe Rogan's a farking idiot for saying kids don't need COVID vaccinations
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We need moar chickens because they are delicious
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Physician Eric Topol give us citations and graphs about mRNA vaccines for people who have recovered from Covid infection. The good news: They might not need a second injection. The bad news: Their second injection might cause side effects
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
100 days, 100 nights to know a man's heart and a little more before he knows his own. Wait a minute, maybe I need to slow it down just a little, take my time in the MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Thursday and you need a weekend project. Watch this 9 minute video on homemade bacon, and you've got a tasty one. Tag is for "makin' bacon"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you needed it, here is the best way to explain everything wrong with NFTs
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(9 to 5 Google)
 
 
 
Old & stale: remote high performance virtual machines, with the operating system of your choice. New hotness: remote high performance web browser capable of opening hundreds of tabs without slowing down, perfect for all your pr0n streaming needs
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
2021 California gubernatorial recall election: we're going to need a bigger clown car
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Francis Suarez. Is that a name that Trumpers need to be worried about? More to the point, is that a name that Democrats need to be worried about? Subby admires any politician with the cajones to say "I don't know" on any given topic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vaccinated and ready to be at the gym in 26 minutes? Great, here's what you need to know. And remember, it's leg day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatever medical school Joe Rogan graduated from recently needs to give him a refund, as hospital admissions for young healthy people due to COVID-19 are rising
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Study reveals that drunk birds slur their songs. Still no damn cure for cancer
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves for the coming post-pandemic war between introverts and extroverts
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Tue April 27, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some Jimmy Buffett fans are going to need a margarita after finding out the 4-packs of tickets they bought through resellers are now worthless
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The thread of MCU characters as birds and, I'm not gonna lie, this is why fark needs an Epic tag
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Xbox Series X gives a 120 FPS boost to many older games. No need to press the turbo button
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trash peddler Matt Lewis hauls out his crappy broken record collection, to warn us all that Joe Biden is going to crater the US economy through spending on the nation's vital needs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One major takeaway from the census is that we *need* immigrants, so how about we reframe the immigration debate to the realities of saving our country from childless folks who won't do their part and pop a baby out for 'Murica
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I went to the market to realize my soul, 'cause what I need I just don't have. First they curse then they press me 'til I hurt, we say read the MSNBC Discussion thread, live 7:00 PM EDT
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I try to keep my softcore gay porn sport out of politics," says UFC president on Fox News
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
West Virginia will give $100 savings bonds to people aged 16 to 35 who get vaccinated. Difficulty: You need to live in West Virginia
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 40 greatest rockumentaries ever made. The list really only needed to go to 11, though
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Toyota acquires Lyft's self-driving unit for $550mil, still needs people to sign the papers
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
We've reached that part of Covid War Z where the Indian strains are spreading by airplane. If you need me, I'll be in Jerusalem
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Father pulls 9-year-old daughter out of $43,000/year private school and moves to Florida to avoid having her hear about Black Lives Matter. "First and foremost, neither I, nor my child, have 'white privilege,' nor do we need to apologize for it"
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(The Daily Galaxy)
 
 
 
Fossil evidence of human relatives allow scientists to see the brain structure. They have concluded that a lot of brains might not be necessary to talk. They need to click Politics to see that a lot of brains is not needed to post online either
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Technically three, if you include chips or your fingers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida couple claimed to have saved $2250 at Walmart by finding 50 weighted blankets on clearance for $5 each, marked down from $50. No word on why they needed 50 weighted blankets though
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
B-117 variant bombing COVID-19 wards with patients aged 20s-40s in need of oxygen and life support
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you need a little pick me up, Al's here to help
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For sale: Jaguar convertible. Will need a bit of work before it is ready to leak oil again
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday PL: Wolves and Burnley in the early match, Burnley need points but will the Wolves care enough to stop them? Leeds and Man U could go either way, and West Brom is on the edge of the abyss against Aston Villa. 7:00 am ET on NBCSN/Peacock+
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
All you need to farm 80,000 wallfish is a very small electric fence .... and some adventurous diners
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You can't ban me, how dare you ungrateful disgraces ban me, how much do I pay to be unbanned, do they even miss me, I never needed those losers anyway
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
45 lost albums that the world needs to hear. Subby didn't know we were supposed to be looking for them
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
This article made me hungry for Mexican food. Also, the technology seems quite interesting too
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fish and Wildlife agency plans to airdrop over a ton of poison onto Farallon Islands off San Francisco to eradicate mouse infestation, followed by the Chinese Needle Snakes
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
*bzzzt* "I need a price check on a bottle of water and a big blood-cleaning mop at checkout, please..." *bzzzt*
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
With Season 1 nearing a close, it's time for some uncomfortable truths to start coming out in Episode 7 of Invincible, 'We Need To Talk', now streaming on Amazon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One year ago today: You need to let UV light and bleach hit you in the anus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hot seat: Mentos, as they're no longer needed. Cool throne: renegade pop bottles on a one way mission of destruction. Sadly, far too often the innocent have to pay for the butter fingers of others
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Physically threatening students while drunk and taking them to a strip club may have a negative impact on your teaching career
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which discontinued fast food items need to return? LGT the greatest of all time. OF ALL TIME
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Thu April 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Australia: Sorry China, upon further review, we don't need your Trojan Horse
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
What does basketball season need? Pancakes
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
A full week of EPL continues with Leicester and West Brom. The Foxes, losers of their last two, need to shore up their top four spot, while the Albies, winners of their last two, can catch Fulham in the relegation fight. 3:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
Here's a heads up American coal, you will need to completely disappear for the country to achieve President Joe Biden's goal of slashing carbon emissions in half by 2030. Well ... bye .jpg
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We're going to need to let the people who continue to be plague rats experience the consequences of their decisions
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
86% of people really need to find something better to worry about
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife won't stop posting about our children on social media and it's driving me insane. How can I get her to stop?"
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
Perseverance's experiment on making molecular oxygen from carbon dioxide is a success. If the process is scaled up, future astronauts will be able to make liquid oxygen for their rockets eliminating the need to truck it in from Earth
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Protip: If you wake up around 1 a.m. and need to put in eye drops, make sure you don't put in nail glue
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to cut the cheese. Not that you needed any more encouragement
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Tue April 20, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I think I might need to spend less time on Fark, because at a first glance I thought this headline was telling me that the NY teachers' union was backing a stripper
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Culver's is the burger king that Burger King wishes it was. BK-mozz sticks Culver's-cheese curds. BK-Big Fish Culver's-Walleye Sandwich. Need I say more? BTW, I'm giving your girl the old In-N-Out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's Super League vs Premier League, Chelsea v. Brighton, Scum v. Scum. Both squads need points to boost their places above the line, only different lines. Match time 3:00 pm ET on Peacock+
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Not only are Necco Chocolate Wafers back, they'll be given away at two locations on the Boston Marathon Route. Why? Because who doesn't need a mouthful of artificial chocolate drywall dust after 22 miles?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last year the average need-based scholarship for a public college was nearly $14K, and over $50K at a private school. Here are the institutions with the most generous financial aid. Duke sucks for not making this list either
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Sweet jumping catfish, WHYYYY?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Sweet jumping catfish, WHYYYY?
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