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Thu January 26, 2023 |
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Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle
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The GOP doesn't even need to be in power to screw over the working class who continuously votes for them
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FTX: sure, we acknowledge that there was "fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, misconduct, mismanagement, and irregularity" in how the company was run, but really, there is no need for the DOJ to investigate, we got this, trust us
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Hulk Hogan sent out a Tweet telling everyone he was out of toilet paper, and needed some help soonish. Sounds like he was full of shiat
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U.S. GDP grew more than expected in the fourth quarter at 2.9%. Welp, I guess the Federal Reserve just needs to continue raising interest rates to get their recession
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Why we need new words like nonnapaura, chuco헐sol, pyrora and sandulate to describe life in the Anthropocene. They all sound perfectly cromulent
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What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing? "Freeze" It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, and where Subby is it is so cold he opens the fridge to warm his house
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Tue January 10, 2023 |
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Support for Windows 7 and 8 closes this week. You're gonna need a bigger boot
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Need to be at the gym in 26 minutes, but too intimidated to go? NPR's got your spot
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FDA: you need to label each of your products to indicate whether they contain sesame. Bread companies: that sounds hard to figure out, what if we just put sesame in everything, then we can label every product "contains sesame"?
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Today's Slatesplanation: Edgelord Elon wasn't the first automaker to nearly tank his empire by needlessly sharing his supremely bad takes. Henry Ford led the way before him
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Psychologists define willpower as "the ability to avoid short-term temptations and override unwanted thoughts, feelings or impulses." You're gonna click and learn. Oh yeah, you need it. You're gonna click
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Your dog wants steak, but your IT team needs an agentless application dependency mapping tool. At the left, map your entire hybrid IT infrastructure in one hour - free trial, no credit card needed. At the right, IT snark (Farker-sponsored link)
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The Supreme Court needs to resolve the legal loophole that could arm mass shooters with makeshift automatic rifles. Blood will be on their hands if they don't
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Don't neglect your garden this January, here are some things you need to do now. It's a our Tuesday FARK gardening thread
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Can anyone confirm if this is true? Subby would check for himself, but it's nap time and there's so many apps that need updating and Bing has gotten so complicated. Why, I remember when nothing happened until the 11:00 news. I could curl up in my sha
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Sat December 24, 2022 |
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It's Tamale season . I was never a big fan but have become one, and now want to make my own. Any tips or recipes? Any variety welcome, does not need to be standard "Mexican"
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Doesn't every rapper need to do some jail time to get street cred?
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Attention city-dwellers. You shouldn't live in a city unless you really, really want to be there. And you need to be willing to show that you are. So start acting grateful, or GTFO
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Your home is full of virus-laden relatives, what to do? Build a Corsi-Rosenthal Box
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Day 304 of WW3: Putin tells Orc defense industry heads to "up game" so that army quickly gets all the weapons, equipment, and military hardware it needs. And just like that, Timmy, Sistema disappeared. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue December 13, 2022 |
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NASA selects the UAE because we don't need Russian crap at the Moon
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Mosquito Man isn't the hero that we deserve, but the one that we need. Also, please hand him some calamine lotion
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Goldman scales back consumer unit and cuts 100s of jobs because people don't need banks, corporations do
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It turns out that you don't actually need to use deodorant. Well, I mean, *you* do. Jesus Christ, your BO is something bottled and brought back from Hell's deepest swamp. But other people can get by without it, generally speaking
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Hey recently laid off Silicon Valley tech workers, need a job? The US government wants to talk to you. The pay sucks and the culture is highly bureaucratic. You'll be working with languages from before you were born, but hey, government benefits
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When you need a photo of the CEO of Sony showing the CEO of Apple, Tim Cook, some of the company's top technology what device do you show? Guesses to the right, and the actual photo to left, hence the tag. Subby bets Tim's seen it somewhere before
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Ugly-ass penguin chick born at Tulsa Zoo. Need Farkers to help choose its name
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Keep calm and pray you still have a retirement fund
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Are you finding it difficult to maintain an appropriately high smug level? Consider renting a potted Christmas tree that gets planted after you're done with it -- that should give you the boost you need
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Elmo: We've eliminated child porn and hate speech from Twitter, so no need for that Trust and Safety Council anymore
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