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Mon February 06, 2023
(Some Guy)		The Space Needle has waited its whole life for this moment source: theneedling.com \| share:	21

Sun February 05, 2023
		Ted Cruz is so adamant that a Constitutional amendment is needed to limit senators to two terms that he's running for a third just to talk about it source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	125
		NYC plan to involuntarily commit homeless people who "appear to be mentally ill" can proceed, judge rules. Plan looks so crazy on paper, it needs to be involuntarily committed source: huffpost.com \| share:	149
		It turns out Joe Rogan was a bad investment for Spotify. We're going to need a smaller violin (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	74
		The future of emissions-free aviation is near thanks to Nasa's all-electric experimental X-57 plane, all that's needed is getting all the pompous private jet setters on board. Nevermind source: metro.co.uk \| share:	44
		NC Supreme Court: We don't need no stinkin' democracy source: wral.com \| share:	145

Fri February 03, 2023
(Some Guy)		Canada's only American college football team, Simon Fraser, to be dropped by NCAA D-II Lone Star Conference after 2023 season due to border crossing issues, dreadful record. Their road to relevance just got 10 yards longer source: 3downnation.com \| share:	12
		Animal Rescue League in Massachusetts seeks forever home for 1-year-old Clarendon, who was transported into the state illegally and needs space to grow into 600 pounds of bacon source: kmbc.com \| share:	4
		Putin is going full Kim Jong-Un. Somebody needs to tell him that you never go full Kim Jung-Un source: msn.com \| share:	39
		Of course, China needs civilian "airships" over Montana. No word on if it also has a six year old inside source: gizmodo.com \| share:	60
		Perception: Now they're 12, your grandkids never visit, call or e-mail any more. Reality: Now they're 12, your grandkids need to go to court to make your crazy self respect their boundaries source: theguardian.com \| share:	39
		♫ We don't need no education ♫ source: twitter.com \| share:	70

Thu February 02, 2023
		Amazon to lawmakers: our warehouses don't need no tornado shelters, workers are expendable. Now give us our tax breaks source: cnbc.com \| share:	75
		Two crappy subs for the price of one. Hey, you need a new yoga mat anyway source: brandeating.com \| share:	18
		Our political divide has led to the Great National Prayer Breakfast Schism of 2023, which has resulted in us needing to have two separate prayer breakfasts instead of just one. So now both sides can do something equally useless on their own source: slate.com \| share:	115

Wed February 01, 2023
		U.S. corn farmers "sound off" on an catastrophe that may utterly destroy their way of life: Losing the billions in government ethanol "subsidies" that have let them continue growing and making money off a crop nobody actually needs. Also, Mexico source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	48

Tue January 31, 2023
		Hi, can you recommend a vacuum cleaner that doesn't weigh a ton, is easy to empty and won't break the bank? I don't have much carpeting so I don't need anything fancy. Can I get a shop vac instead? source: fark.com \| share:	49
		QB with two TD passes goes to the Pro Bowl. But seriously, you guys need to take this game seriously source: espn.com \| share:	42
		Duggar family member prevents another Duggar family member from showing "Veggie Tales" to the kids for fear of making them think vegetables can talk, because that's what underage children in the Duggar family really need to be worried about source: people.com \| share:	51
		You took care of gardening business for January, now what do you need to do to get through February? Some tips and more for your Tuesday FARK Gardening thread source: yahoo.com \| share:	45

Mon January 30, 2023
		Inflation? We don't need no steenkin' inflation source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7
		Long-time Amtrak rider finally raises the money they need to fix that crumbling 150-year-old tunnel in Baltimore source: apnews.com \| share:	60
		Emmy is like Claire if Claire was actually intellectually curious about food. Today Emmy makes Soda from Pine Needles source: youtube.com \| share:	17
		'Very high' odds of war with China, US Republican warns, possibly because republicans need someone to go to war with source: aljazeera.com \| share:	95
		"I will always love Pamela, always in my heart. As a matter of fact, I left her $10 million in my will, and she doesn't even know that. Nobody knows that. I probably shouldn't be saying it. So that's for her, whether she needs it or not" source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	33
		What Republicans really need is a candidate from NASCAR source: foxnews.com \| share:	116

Sun January 29, 2023
		You needed to be at the gym in 26 minutes, and you made it there in 25. But there are no mirrors in which to watch yourself. Is it still possible to achieve the perfection you need in your workout? How can you work out without admiring yourself? source: slate.com \| share:	90
		What does God need with a Super Bowl ad? source: cnn.com \| share:	191

Sat January 28, 2023
		Michigan gray wolf population steady for a decade. Hunters: There are enough to hunt and trap them. Wolf proponents: They are managing themselves, no hunting needed source: mlive.com \| share:	73
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why that "$5 a month for as much eligible medication you need with no insurance needed" plan is more a comment on the utter failure of American healthcare source: slate.com \| share:	63
		"If you are having a rough patch in your life, the last thing you want to do is lose your pet because you can't feed it. We support people staying with their animals and we want to do whatever we can to make that happen." Welcome to Caturday source: cbs58.com \| share:	1111
		"If you are having a rough patch in your life, the last thing you want to do is lose your pet because you can't feed it. We support people staying with their animals and we want to do whatever we can to make that happen." Welcome to Caturday source: cbs58.com \| share:	1111

Fri January 27, 2023
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 27 is wangle, as in He wasn't wearing any pants so certain parts were left to wangle source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	10
		If any of you Farkers are in Best Korea, you need to get out NOW source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	59
		Virologists want you to know that their experiments with dangerous pathogens don't need any closer oversight. I mean, The Stand is still only fiction. For now source: npr.org \| share:	43
		"Biden needs to lower gas prices"..."No, not like that" source: twitter.com \| share:	109
		"Nano needles" can combat antibiotic resistance by "poking bacteria to death." Finally, a real use for Facebook source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	11

Thu January 26, 2023
		Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle source: soranews24.com \| share:	9
		The GOP doesn't even need to be in power to screw over the working class who continuously votes for them source: uppermichiganssource.com \| share:	55
		FTX: sure, we acknowledge that there was "fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, misconduct, mismanagement, and irregularity" in how the company was run, but really, there is no need for the DOJ to investigate, we got this, trust us source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	10
		Hulk Hogan sent out a Tweet telling everyone he was out of toilet paper, and needed some help soonish. Sounds like he was full of shiat source: foxnews.com \| share:	21
		U.S. GDP grew more than expected in the fourth quarter at 2.9%. Welp, I guess the Federal Reserve just needs to continue raising interest rates to get their recession source: cnbc.com \| share:	47
		Why we need new words like nonnapaura, chuco헐sol, pyrora and sandulate to describe life in the Anthropocene. They all sound perfectly cromulent source: bbc.com \| share:	13
		What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing? "Freeze" It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, and where Subby is it is so cold he opens the fridge to warm his house source: boredpanda.com \| share:	18

Wed January 25, 2023
		Amazon workers: "The robots in the Amazon warehouses are treated better than we are" source: bbc.com \| share:	43
		Learn to enjoy your child's life experiences more completely by living on 'Toddler Time'. Subby's got the whole puking up dinner and crapping his shorts part down, but needs to work more on being distracted by jangling key rings source: npr.org \| share:	66
		"The department said there was a partial match "to a 1947 case centered around 34th Street in New York City." It said it would need more DNA samples "from other known Santa encounters to make a definitive match" source: apnews.com \| share:	27
		Meet Joey, an adorable special needs pooch who will be featured in the upcoming Puppy Bowl XIX. Please welcome him, his mom, his furfamily and Vintage Pet Rescue to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/pics & video) source: abc7amarillo.com \| share:	139
		Candace Owens announces a night of the long knives for Steven Crowder. Let them eat each other source: mediaite.com \| share:	37

Tue January 24, 2023
		Philly needs lifeguards so badly they are reportedly hiring people who can't swim. The is not a headline from The Onion source: phillymag.com \| share:	59
		"GPT is all you need for the backend." 1. See the tag 2. PHRASING source: github.com \| share:	18
		I have betamax tapes I need to convert. Have Beta player, Canon optura to feed through, i7 desktop. What is a good capture program, capture parameters, disk space, ways to share. Any help appreciated source: fark.com \| share:	18
		Why you need to be wearing a silky, satin skirt source: vogue.com \| share:	43
		In a stunning reversal of trends, a man's life was actually saved by eating at Arby's source: kbzk.com \| share:	46

Mon January 23, 2023
		Seven endangered British foods that need to be saved from extinction. Should we care that Scottish birch water is off the drinks menu? source: theguardian.com \| share:	58
		Everything you always wanted to know about throuples, but were too tired to ask after spanking it to threesome videos on xHamster source: independent.co.uk \| share:	16
		To elaborate on a play, don't you need a strategy behind it? source: nfl.com \| share:	19
		Monday night Footie in the EPL has Fulham and Tottenham in a North-West London Derby. Fulham could leapfrog Spurs, while Spurs need to stay close to the top four. On USA @ 3:00 pm ET source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	29
		Guy that has been retired for twenty years claims woke generation is to lazy to work. Also thinks those elites at Davos are stupid source: businessinsider.com \| share:	34
		It takes a good guy with a gas pump to stop a bad guy with a gas pump source: cbsnews.com \| share:	44
		Bowen Yang gave us the George Santos we needed source: motherjones.com \| share:	21
		Jerk dog needs Jerk owner to Jerk around by a leash. Bonus: Subby got his bestest girl from the same shelter almost exactly one year ago source: cnn.com \| share:	25

Sun January 22, 2023
		"In a hit and run and need help? Call 1-800-resign" source: wral.com \| share:	26
		In case you needed to get your heart racing source: twitter.com \| share:	117
		50-person riot breaks loose in behavioral health treatment center for children, adolescents. Looks like better treatment methods needed source: wfla.com \| share:	46
		Emilia Clarke has better things to do than watch George Martin dragon nonsense source: avclub.com \| share:	61

Sat January 21, 2023
		Sure it kills everyone, but HR needs something to do source: theregister.com \| share:	27
		It's almost as if certain white people need a safe space to protect themselves from feeling even the slightest bit uncomfortable about their past actions source: thehill.com \| share:	69
		Since being adopted, a cat with special needs has cuddled more than 100 foster kittens, helping socialize them and prepare them for a new home. Welcome to Caturday source: yahoo.com \| share:	1122

Fri January 20, 2023
		Suck it Russia, the world economy no longer needs you source: foreignpolicy.com \| share:	80
		Democrats, sure you've been tortured by Joe Manchin for years but you're going to need to suck it up and deal with him more if you want West Virginia in 2024 source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	141
(Some Guy)		When even Ric Flair thinks you need to retire, it's definitely time to step away source: essentiallysports.com \| share:	20
		Because apparently it still needs to be said - Do not go to Walmart to buy gift cards for a stranger who calls you from Amazon source: wmtw.com \| share:	46

Thu January 19, 2023
(Some Zookeeper)		The Kansas City Zoo needs help naming a baby, female rhino. Watcha got, Farkers? source: kansascityzoo.org \| share:	18
		While Zuckerbot is dropping billions trying to get humanity into the Metaverse, Microsoft's CEO thinks integrating AI in all of our documents, correspondence, and presentations is what the world needs source: forbes.com \| share:	22
		In quest for overseas talent, Japanese tech and AI firms increasingly pivot to English-first policy, meaning local hires need to brush up their English ASAP source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	13

Wed January 18, 2023
		Psychologist offers 3 tips to tackle decision paralysis, but you do need to decide to follow these tips, so that could be a problem source: forbes.com \| share:	13
		Premier League Wednesday has Crystal Palace hosting a surging Man United. Palace need to stop a two match losing streak while the Red Devils have won five in a row. On Peacock @ 3:00 pm ET source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	34
		"Unlimited vacation is a scam..." and subby does not need to finish the rest of this headline source: businessinsider.com \| share:	34
		Peter Thiel says Brits' love for the NHS is akin to Stockholm Syndrome, claims the free market is needed to "fix" it. Oh, and of course, he'll also profit handsomely as a result source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	117
		Transgenic ants reveal how the insects' brains process alarming smells. Needs more fluorescent protein source: nature.com \| share:	3
		NFL rules analyst Gene Steratore, a 15-year NFL official, thinks more flags need to be thrown during games source: triblive.com \| share:	26
		"My wife's lover described her as dynamite in bed; but with me she's one of those little white pop thingies you give young kids on the 4th of July that are duds half the time. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	24
		Is there ever a time when you should accept a pay cut? Why the answer is 'yes' to the left. Why the answer is 'Oh hell nah' to the right source: marketwatch.com \| share:	16
		Jalen Hurts needs to get brawny after admitting there's a bounty on him every week source: thespun.com \| share:	15

Tue January 17, 2023
		Plans for huge UK car battery factory go flat despite resistance, staff immediately discharged and sent ohm source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	10
(Some Guy)		Not a joke. I need advice. I have a crazy sister in Western Canada. I don't speak to her. My parents are dying .She sends me a bday card with the subject Matthew 5:21-24 on the front. It pertains to Murder. Kind of freaking out. Details in thread source: biblegateway.com \| share:	64
		At some point, there will be another core-collapse supernova within the Milky Way. And that might be just what we need to see where dark matter enters the picture source: bigthink.com \| share:	9
		Results are in from a real-world experiment on four-day workweeks: Four-day workweeks are great and employers need to lose the Fridays. NOW source: businessinsider.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)		For your 2023 vacation planning needs source: psbr.law \| share:	6
		Seman used to go through a hundred cases of eggs a week, but due to inflation only goes through thirty a week and needs to get it back up source: 13abc.com \| share:	67

Mon January 16, 2023
		Local media: We're not saying Diamond died of covid, but she died of covid, which still needs to be taken seriously source: journalnow.com \| share:	214
		Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards source: mediaite.com \| share:	199
		When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it source: nypost.com \| share:	80
		Possible breeder behind guinea pigs dumped along Austin Interstate highway, in city parks. Feral cats getting too much of a good thing, can't keep up, "need a break," meowed spokeskitty source: kxan.com \| share:	40
		Protein injections could finally repair muscle after a heart attack, give you another heart attack depending on the size of the needle source: interestingengineering.com \| share:	12
		Experts are saying a new Covid surge is a big risk for everyone in the US and needs to be taken seriously. Citizens: Serious? We think not source: theguardian.com \| share:	130
		Woman claims she doesn't need to go to the gym in 26 minutes since she started having sex twice a day source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	30
		Hot take: "Apple needs to stop trying to make budget devices." Apple has tried to make budget devices? source: macworld.com \| share:	45

Sun January 15, 2023
		Want to sound more assertive? Flare your neck frills, spray your pheromones everywhere, fluff up your tail, and yowl. But don't yowl these 4 phrases source: cnbc.com \| share:	21
		"Westerncore" is the hottest urban fashion trend due to "Yellowstone," ushering in a whole new wave of people who need to be kicked in the nether regions source: theguardian.com \| share:	137

Sat January 14, 2023
		Incoming congresscritter: "There is a form we need to have signed by you." Outgoing congresscritter: "New phone. Who dis?" Just kidding. There was no response source: wlos.com \| share:	38
		Looks like Tucker Carlson needs a safe space to protect himself from evil chocolate candies source: avclub.com \| share:	101
(Some Guy)		Like the Dread Pirate Roberts before them, the elk in the Great Smoky Mountains are not to be trifled with. And that's all you need to know source: advnture.com \| share:	25
		Job interviews are a nightmare - and they only getting worse: "It's kind of like dating. When you go on a first date, you need a second date. You don't need 20 dates to know if you like somebody" source: vox.com \| share:	111
		If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day source: birminghammail.co.uk \| share:	52
		Two of Elon Musk's buddies agree he's going to have the last laugh in 2023 when Spacelink goes public. Fark really needs a Sure Jan tag source: fortune.com \| share:	26
		Now we need a coffee table book about coffee tables written by Stephen Hawking source: youtube.com \| share:	4

Fri January 13, 2023
		If you need to drain a 50-meter swimming pool for maintenance, you may as well let it go to the dogs first source: youtube.com \| share:	7
		Hello? Mrs Calloway? This is your son's school. You need to pick him up at the hospital today. Yeah, he couldn't handle our punishment. Thank you source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	94
		"While laws do protect law enforcement and aircrafts from the threat of being blinded by lasers, civilians do not automatically have the same protection" source: click2houston.com \| share:	33

Thu January 12, 2023
		Senate gets Ricketts. Needs more Vitamin D, stat source: nbcnews.com \| share:	47
		James Webb snags a rocky earth-sized planet that is "only" 41 light years away. But its a little warm so we don't need to worry about the natives wiping us out in retaliation for beaming "Gilligan's Island" into the universe source: npr.org \| share:	11
		Programmer would like to spend more time talking to his wife, Morgan Fairchild, but needs to decrease her latency source: vice.com \| share:	9
		John Carpenter wanted to quit the business after working with "he shall not be named who needs to be killed. No, no, no, that's terrible. He needs to be set on fire." He's Chevy Chase, and you're not source: avclub.com \| share:	43
		Your reminder that "unlimited vacation" is an accounting scheme disguised as an employee benefit. Companies don't need to pay out unused time when employees leave source: theverge.com \| share:	45
		Verizon launches Microsoft Teams integration and you can hear a pin drop source: marketwatch.com \| share:	8
		Katherine Heigl self reflects and concludes others who called her out for being an asshole are the real assholes source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	86
		My boyfriend lives in my house with my 2 kids, but refuses to pay rent or contribute to food and utility bills. Should I buy him a new car? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	21

Wed January 11, 2023
		Investigation into racist, sexist, homophobic Minnesota sheriff who got a DWI conviction found he needed his previous job back and 20k/year raise source: cbsnews.com \| share:	47
		Now that the GOP has got what it needed out of "George Santos", disowning him like a campaign promise source: axios.com \| share:	151
		Need a break from the lofty intellectualism of the Fark politics tab? If you liked Idiocracy, you'll love "Our Quest for Meaning in the Age of Science," hosted by an MIT professor and coming soon to PBS source: religionnews.com \| share:	26
		How much pressure needs applied to a turtle before its shell cracks? source: thehill.com \| share:	50
		"Hey Disney, it's after 2pm, we don't NEED reservations...we're annual passholders" source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	15

Tue January 10, 2023
		Support for Windows 7 and 8 closes this week. You're gonna need a bigger boot source: theregister.com \| share:	28
		Need to be at the gym in 26 minutes, but too intimidated to go? NPR's got your spot source: npr.org \| share:	53
		FDA: you need to label each of your products to indicate whether they contain sesame. Bread companies: that sounds hard to figure out, what if we just put sesame in everything, then we can label every product "contains sesame"? source: nypost.com \| share:	27
		Today's Slatesplanation: Edgelord Elon wasn't the first automaker to nearly tank his empire by needlessly sharing his supremely bad takes. Henry Ford led the way before him source: slate.com \| share:	74
		Psychologists define willpower as "the ability to avoid short-term temptations and override unwanted thoughts, feelings or impulses." You're gonna click and learn. Oh yeah, you need it. You're gonna click source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		Your dog wants steak, but your IT team needs an agentless application dependency mapping tool. At the left, map your entire hybrid IT infrastructure in one hour - free trial, no credit card needed. At the right, IT snark (Farker-sponsored link) source: faddom.com \| share:	86
		The Supreme Court needs to resolve the legal loophole that could arm mass shooters with makeshift automatic rifles. Blood will be on their hands if they don't source: vox.com \| share:	206
		Don't neglect your garden this January, here are some things you need to do now. It's a our Tuesday FARK gardening thread source: the-sun.com \| share:	21
		Can anyone confirm if this is true? Subby would check for himself, but it's nap time and there's so many apps that need updating and Bing has gotten so complicated. Why, I remember when nothing happened until the 11:00 news. I could curl up in my sha source: twitter.com \| share:	24

Mon January 09, 2023
		The maritime world needs to stop screwing with the sex lives of crabs source: motherjones.com \| share:	14
(ʇɹodS ǝuᴉN)		Where's a hungry drop bear when you need one? source: wwos.nine.com.au \| share:	2
		"My fiancé wants to bonk his ex-girlfriend one last time - and said I can join in or watch. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	25

Sun January 08, 2023
		Techbro: "Hey, I wonder what would happen if we let thousands of mental health patients interact with an AI instead of a real therapist Do we need some board to review this idea? Naahhh" source: twitter.com \| share:	41
		The best cheeses you need for your very best grilled cheese sandwiches. You're on your own with the tomato soup source: thrillist.com \| share:	46
		"I hate my initials" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	260
		Today's contender for most British headline of the day: "Macaroni on a Toby Carvery? Someone needs to give their head a wobble" source: stokesentinel.co.uk \| share:	20

Sat January 07, 2023
		Three jacuzzi tubs in one room? Yeah, we're going to need the deep down blacklight cleaning here source: zillow.com \| share:	134
		Just what you need for a lazy Nerdfest Saturday afternoon: an eleven minute explanation of the ancient history, and the sociopolitical, economic, and cultural underpinnings of, the Republic in the Star Wars universe, and what the real conflict was source: youtube.com \| share:	32

Fri January 06, 2023
		My wife's ex is looking to start doing voice work. I can hook him up with the hardware, but need advice on the software - Audacity and BandCamp are out, what do the real pros use? source: fark.com \| share:	28
		With the right app, you don't even need to pay $50 for that map to the stars' homes anymore source: gizmodo.com \| share:	9
		Need a baby? Take a baby. Have a baby? Drop one in source: npr.org \| share:	93
		My sweet and beloved 17 year old son's first girlfriend was nervous about meeting me. This means my son is beating her, right? source: slate.com \| share:	24
		"I'm cutting my daughter off the moment she graduates high school. That's not mean, is it?" source: slate.com \| share:	51

Thu January 05, 2023
		How many cures for cancer are we gonna see this week? Still no cure for... we're going to need a new Farksim at this rate source: neurosciencenews.com \| share:	55
		Twitter stops suggesting that people who search for marijuana need treatment. People who search for how to back out of bad deals still on their own source: marijuanamoment.net \| share:	5
		Miley Cyrus to become host of The Tonight Show. Sorry, I need to dial the crystal ball back a bit. To release new album source: pitchfork.com \| share:	35
		IF you thought "quiet quitting" was the stupidest possible HR-related phrase you'd ever heard, along comes "quiet hiring" source: cnbc.com \| share:	23
		'I Don't Know If I Want Drax to Be My Legacy' - says the guy standing uncomfortably still in the corner source: variety.com \| share:	47
		The Kraken variant comes ashore in the UK to wipe out thousands with its Covid tentacles. If only we had a bivalent Jaeger vaccine. But the pilot needs Idris Elba to slap him around.... and this metaphor has gone off the rails source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	39
		Paper describes modification of TiO2 nanotubes by graphene-strontium and cobalt molybdate perovskite for efficient hydrogen evolution reaction in acidic medium. Just in case you desperately need to modify your TiO2 nanotubes for HER source: nature.com \| share:	7
		Drunk American YouTubers trespass into animal enclosures at Night Safari to pet wallaby and tempt hyena with potato chips. Where's a starving grizzly bear when you need one? source: asiaone.com \| share:	25

Wed January 04, 2023
		The Diver Library will not fall into the lake source: timesunion.com \| share:	7
		Failed QB Chris Simms is going to need his daddy to bail him out yet again when he loses his damn mind on ESPN for pointing out how stupid his football takes are source: nypost.com \| share:	19
		Fed signals that peon's are still making too much money and interest rates need to go up. Oligarchs seen lighting cigars with $100 bills nod approvingly source: cnbc.com \| share:	17
		McCarthy team looking to adjourn today's vote before a vote because they don't have the votes and need MORE TIME to save their phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen. Harrumph harrumph source: cnn.com \| share:	419

Tue January 03, 2023
		Want to dummy-up in this crazy world of high tech? You need the world's dumbest smartwatch ...so you can not tell time and look dumb source: odditycentral.com \| share:	13
		With friends like the Taliban, who needs enemies? Right, Mr. Small Dick Energy? source: newsweek.com \| share:	96
		"911, what's your emergency?" "Um, hi, we're um, burglarizing this residence and we need some help moving things out of the house." "No problem, we'll send someone out right now." "Thanks" source: wral.com \| share:	66

Mon January 02, 2023
		Luxury gym refuses to accept membership applications in January, claim they're too elite for resolutionary profits source: ktla.com \| share:	17
		Are all relatives greedy vultures when it comes to who's in the will? source: msn.com \| share:	34
		New Lowe's home improvement store opening in county ravaged by Hurricane Ian so customers can rebuilt in time for next Cat-5 tropical cyclone visit source: wfla.com \| share:	12
		Why impersonate Air Force "special agent" when inquiring about Delta-8 THC products at local smoke shop? Sorry, that's on need-to-know basis source: wfla.com \| share:	65
		Water's out to kill you. Or maybe this headline needs to be rewritten source: cnn.com \| share:	14

Sun January 01, 2023
		Four habits you need to get into after you turn 50. Or 40. Or 30. You get the idea source: bestlifeonline.com \| share:	101
		We need a Darwin-esque Award for gun owners who shoot first, ask questions later, and kill innocent people source: ajc.com \| share:	113
		In case you need more evidence that Hollywood executives are idiots: TNT edition source: twitter.com \| share:	81
		I'm not an expert or anything, but I think they have some issues they need to work on source: cbsnews.com \| share:	32

Sat December 31, 2022
		Woman wants barge left by Ian removed from her backyard. So if you're reading this, Hurricane Ian, please swing by Cape Coral and reclaim your stuff source: winknews.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy With A Broken Back)		Computational models are cool and all but you still need testing just in case your eVTOL concept vehicle were to be "destroyed beyond expectation" (with video) source: simpleflying.com \| share:	14

Fri December 30, 2022
		What does Austin need with a skyscraper? source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		Canada looks at Ukraine and thinks 'We need an Upgrade' source: cp24.com \| share:	58

Thu December 29, 2022
		Easy tips for how to keep your house just clean enough that guests won't realize you've completely given up on yourself source: npr.org \| share:	68
		"Silly human boy. You don't need a hat, I do" source: twitter.com \| share:	8
		Internet slang that needs to retire, according to these elderly millennials who would also like you zoomers to get off their lawn source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	100
		World Juniors is back to four games today for all your work avoidance needs.. First up at 11AM ET is Finland v. Latvia, then Sweden v. Czechia, USA v. Switzerland and Canada v. Austria wraps it up.. Let's do that (Junior) hockey source: iihf.com \| share:	142
		The motto used to be Do No Evil source: techcrunch.com \| share:	16

Wed December 28, 2022
		Only 2 World Junior games today, hope you Sportspuck Reprobates got some work done before pucks drop: 4PM ET Americans look for 1st in Group B vs. Slovakia then at 6:30 Canada really needs the win vs. Germany. That held Sweden to just a single goal source: iihf.com \| share:	91
		What you need: 1. Bagels source: saveur.com \| share:	16
		Fark: MMO, anyone? source: pcgamer.com \| share:	84
		So it looks like conflict is erupting between the Russian army and Putin's personal mercenary army, the Wagner Group: "To the Chief of the General Staff: you are a farking motherfarker" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	74
		This is why the Postal Service needs new trucks source: wcax.com \| share:	39

Tue December 27, 2022
		It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Knives Out source: avclub.com \| share:	64
		Where did Santos Frauds get the money to run for Congress? No need to guess: "Is Potato" source: twitter.com \| share:	121
		Two Slate writers who probably need to get out of the house a little more often explain how hot Sylvester Stallone is at 75, even if he does look "a little like a melting candle" source: slate.com \| share:	21

Mon December 26, 2022
		National cannabis prices plummeting due to glut of product. Subby is toking as fast as he can. Fark also needs a Spliffy tag. When will Drew address this crime against humanity? source: politico.com \| share:	93
		Army of islanders offer coverage to gecko the size of a paperclip without the need for forced, trite accents source: bbc.com \| share:	9

Sun December 25, 2022
		"Lions' blowout loss squashes their playoff momentum, but is also a needed reality check for promising franchise" source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	27
		Latest way to cut back on visiting elderly, dementia patients in nursing homes? Robotic therapy pets source: cbsnews.com \| share:	14
		ER nurse entertains patients with over 150 drawings painted onto his Mohawk by his kids. "My patients love the hair; their loved ones loved it and I think that's just one of those things that connects us" source: ksl.com \| share:	12

Sat December 24, 2022
(alienated)		It's Tamale season . I was never a big fan but have become one, and now want to make my own. Any tips or recipes? Any variety welcome, does not need to be standard "Mexican" source: tastesbetterfromscratch.com \| share:	40
		Doesn't every rapper need to do some jail time to get street cred? source: huffpost.com \| share:	34
		Attention city-dwellers. You shouldn't live in a city unless you really, really want to be there. And you need to be willing to show that you are. So start acting grateful, or GTFO source: slate.com \| share:	145
		Your home is full of virus-laden relatives, what to do? Build a Corsi-Rosenthal Box source: engineering.ucdavis.edu \| share:	25
		Day 304 of WW3: Putin tells Orc defense industry heads to "up game" so that army quickly gets all the weapons, equipment, and military hardware it needs. And just like that, Timmy, Sistema disappeared. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion source: aljazeera.com \| share:	456

Fri December 23, 2022
		"Bro, you guys suck" source: thebiglead.com \| share:	26
		What I need for Christmas is the Overlook Hotel in gingerbread, twins and all source: messynessychic.com \| share:	9
		How do we keep people from starving as their jobs become automated? Well, we'll need Eugene Levy, but a robot version of him, and he can't dress in a flamboyant or revealing manner. That's a start source: news.mit.edu \| share:	40

Thu December 22, 2022
		I just can't do better than original headline: Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	32
		After a moment of silence, we broke for an intermission, and food and drinks were brought out on trays by stewards. Apparently, the need to eat after a funeral was as universal as the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	121
		Holiday procrastinators are back in force. We'd tell you why, but we need to hit the dollar store for some last minute shopping before the weekend source: apnews.com \| share:	43
		EVs need EV-specific tires. They will also soon need EV-specific electrons if the dealerships are to be believed source: arstechnica.com \| share:	24
		I must go my planet needs me source: twitter.com \| share:	51
		Reacting to the need for more energy and reducing carbon emissions, Japan heel-turns and embraces the atom. Rising fusion ball in the sky, future generations of kaiju applaud the decision source: apnews.com \| share:	17

Wed December 21, 2022
		Prison hulks to make a comeback thanks to the Tories source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	21
		Wall St. nostradami were juuuuust a bit outside. Maybe they need glasses source: marketwatch.com \| share:	9
		No need to play the Peach Bowl. A panda has chosen Georgia over OSU source: wsbtv.com \| share:	31

Tue December 20, 2022
		Break out the tiny violins ... Aww, forget it. Liz Hurley is 'stranded at the Antigua airport with no food or water' and she needs your help because she's caught in travel chaos (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	33
		With keyboards like these, who needs a monitor? source: arstechnica.com \| share:	31
		A Republican lies? Tell me this isn't true source: mediaite.com \| share:	41

Mon December 19, 2022
		Much like a crow hunting for shiny baubles, Bird needs those quarters you owe source: gizmodo.com \| share:	7
		Help Wanted: Men & Women ages 25-55 to play the role of an intrepid political news reporter. Compensation will be making a sad, old man very happy. Ugly women need not apply. NDA required source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	62

Sun December 18, 2022
		Boy desperately needs life-saving reconstructive surgery on leg and groin to open up blood flow. A plastic surgeon is the only doctor who can perform this procedure on pediatric patients. What could possibly be the problem? source: kwqc.com \| share:	120
		Citation needed source: businessinsider.com \| share:	43

Sat December 17, 2022
		If you ever needed an example of love at first sight, here's the video for you. This love is extra special because it's the love between a little girl and a shelter cat. Welcome to Caturday source: msn.com \| share:	1284

Fri December 16, 2022
		For only $100, you too can not own a copy of Diablo IV source: kotaku.com \| share:	36
		Statue of Putin highlights his dickheadedness source: metro.co.uk \| share:	33
		Gohmert (R) says we need to instill Judeo-Christian morality in our children or our first and second amendment rights should be eliminated source: foxnews.com \| share:	162

Thu December 15, 2022
		Looks like Big Tow forgot to pay off at least one city mayor source: chattanoogapulse.com \| share:	26
		45,000 minted, at $99 each is $4.4M. Guess he needs some cash source: theguardian.com \| share:	125
		Cats don't need us, they knead us source: sciencealert.com \| share:	13
		Need to get a domestic abuser off your cell phone plan? Biden's got your back source: engadget.com \| share:	26
		...and not 1 cop needed Narcan source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	21
		I don't even know if they make sphygmomanometers for raccoons, but I know at least one person not getting one for Christmas source: lifehacker.com \| share:	22

Wed December 14, 2022
		"My husband says I'm turning into my mother but he's the real jerk" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	8
		We need more workers, so let's get those 14-year-olds to work late on school nights source: dispatch.com \| share:	36
		World Cup Semifinal 2 @2PM ET: Giant killer Morocco, having slayed Spain & Portugal, need to dispatch one more to play for The Cup, but current Champions Les Bleus plan to never give up, never surrender, on their quest for the very rare repeat Cup source: espn.com \| share:	341

Tue December 13, 2022
		NASA selects the UAE because we don't need Russian crap at the Moon source: arstechnica.com \| share:	6
		Mosquito Man isn't the hero that we deserve, but the one that we need. Also, please hand him some calamine lotion source: coloradosun.com \| share:	4
		Goldman scales back consumer unit and cuts 100s of jobs because people don't need banks, corporations do source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	3
		It turns out that you don't actually need to use deodorant. Well, I mean, you do. Jesus Christ, your BO is something bottled and brought back from Hell's deepest swamp. But other people can get by without it, generally speaking source: cnn.com \| share:	143
		Hey recently laid off Silicon Valley tech workers, need a job? The US government wants to talk to you. The pay sucks and the culture is highly bureaucratic. You'll be working with languages from before you were born, but hey, government benefits source: cnbc.com \| share:	27
		When you need a photo of the CEO of Sony showing the CEO of Apple, Tim Cook, some of the company's top technology what device do you show? Guesses to the right, and the actual photo to left, hence the tag. Subby bets Tim's seen it somewhere before source: theverge.com \| share:	14
		Ugly-ass penguin chick born at Tulsa Zoo. Need Farkers to help choose its name source: upi.com \| share:	15
		Keep calm and pray you still have a retirement fund source: cnbc.com \| share:	42
		Are you finding it difficult to maintain an appropriately high smug level? Consider renting a potted Christmas tree that gets planted after you're done with it -- that should give you the boost you need source: npr.org \| share:	56
		Elmo: We've eliminated child porn and hate speech from Twitter, so no need for that Trust and Safety Council anymore source: marketwatch.com \| share:	27

Mon December 12, 2022
		Slate: we need more assholes on TV source: slate.com \| share:	44
		"More than I make now, or will ever make" source: cnbc.com \| share:	21
		Participants in the Arctic Winter Games trials will be well taken care of, providing they don't need to sleep, eat, shower, or exist when they're not competing source: cbc.ca \| share:	6

Sun December 11, 2022
		So even when someone decides that they are never going to need calculus or ever use it, their brain is using calculus source: quantamagazine.org \| share:	19
		Building an entire sport around the need to constantly water 160 acres of finely manicured grass might not be a good business model in the era of climate change source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	46
		Dear Farkers that have gone through divorce: I need help getting through this. Any advice is greatly appreciated source: fark.com \| share:	113

Sat December 10, 2022
		Forget Santa, Krampus is the Christmas icon we need these days source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	43

Fri December 09, 2022
		How to half-ass Christmas breakfast source: lifehacker.com \| share:	51
		India's Modi says he's cancelling this year's date with Putin over Vlad's nuke threats, need to stay home and wash his hair source: uk.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	17
		UK: Who needs clean rivers anyway? source: theguardian.com \| share:	44

Thu December 08, 2022
		Obviously, but there are stupid people so this article is needed source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk \| share:	20
		Signs that your country is toast: (A) You need a planner for all the strikes coming up this month (B) Your government wants to take away your right to go on strike (C) Both source: bbc.com \| share:	50
		Massive erection to receive much-needed shaft work source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	23
		Sounds like he's going to need a roommate source: thehill.com \| share:	83
		Apple Music Sing is here to fulfill all your karaoke needs. It's been rumored that if you sing the country ones backwards then you get back your dog, your truck, your wife, and your house source: mashable.com \| share:	8
		I need a gift for work-appropriate blind santa, 10-15 dollar range. I'd like to lean towards either playful or useful, suggestions? source: fark.com \| share:	114
		Virgin's plans cockblocked source: bbc.com \| share:	1
		Topless beaches now legal on Nantucket / There's no more finin' / So there's no need for whinin' / But by going free in winter you've said "fark it" source: cnn.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)		You submitted this with a funnier headline, but it needed a comma source: delano.lu \| share:	30

Wed December 07, 2022
		Want to build your own habitable planet with blackjack and hookers? You might need a bunch of ammonia, formaldehyde and gamma rays source: vice.com \| share:	9
		Disabled pup, Gravity was abandoned, but hasn't let that keep him down. He's been in foster care for 2 years and really loves his foster mom, but what he would love even more is a forever home that can meet his special needs in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	213
		Matt Tabbibi: why does Twitter's general counsel need to go through the Twitter Files before public release? He's sabotaging me and the public's right to gawk at Hunter Biden's weiner. Elmo Mask: I dunno, so he's fired source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	220
		Because he needs to shut up and take our money, that's why source: movieweb.com \| share:	14

Tue December 06, 2022
		Who needs a feel-good story right in the feels? source: wtae.com \| share:	3
		The most boring movies ever seen, because sometimes we need to have a reason to sleep during the film source: msn.com \| share:	40
		Suspect who taunted a special needs kid, then knocked out the eye of a woman defending him, is arrested. Surprisingly, Florida isn't mentioned anywhere in the article source: abc7news.com \| share:	48

Mon December 05, 2022
		Greece and Bulgaria discuss oil pipeline bypassing Bosphorus Strait, secure need for blackjack and hookers source: aljazeera.com \| share:	7
		Senate plots pro-pot move for the upcoming lame-duck session. They clearly know they are going to need it once they see the Republican House agenda source: axios.com \| share:	61
		"You can trusting PushWoosh because is US based software of trust message. No need worrying." US Army: "Sounds good to us, bundle it in all the things" source: krebsonsecurity.com \| share:	9
		You know those voice assistants where you ask a question and they answer it? This is kind of like those except you don't need to use voice. And it's a typewriter source: gizmodo.com \| share:	14

Sun December 04, 2022
		I'm looking for a VR headset to do flight simulators. what do I need? source: fark.com \| share:	27
		DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State? source: floridapolitics.com \| share:	124
		Yes, Senator Ernst, the Democratic party was deliberately flipping you off by moving their primary from Iowa to South Carolina. The Democratic party should choose Samuel L. Jackson to deliver their brief retort source: thehill.com \| share:	160
(Some Guy)		City needs to be able to cut animal shelter's lawn. However, there's one minor problem source: mantecabulletin.com \| share:	40
		Oil prices will continue to fall as OPEC realizes they need to sell oil to make money source: cnbc.com \| share:	15
		Adams: NYC needs better transit in time for the 2026 World Cup. MTA: Best we can do is 2037, but we're already meeting FIFA corruption goals source: nypost.com \| share:	40
		Yo dawg, we herd you're a dog needing some emotional support, so we got you your own emotional support dog source: metro.co.uk \| share:	6
		Do we still need to be concerned about Covid misinformation? source: theweek.com \| share:	126

Sat December 03, 2022
		Involuntarily commitment could be the tool needed to clean up city streets, politics tab source: sfist.com \| share:	136
		Obscenely wealthy corporations think $52 billion in free taxpayer money is an excellent start, but they're going to need a lot more source: theregister.com \| share:	43

Fri December 02, 2022
		Any chance we can have a Farketplace Thank You thread? An item was delivered today and I am just blown away by how beautiful it is. Also, Fark might need a badass tag because this sh*t's badass source: fark.com \| share:	9
		DeSantis may need to court the nazi vote source: alternet.org \| share:	36

Thu December 01, 2022
		The 4-day workweek trial is a huge success. It turns out that people don't like working an extra day when they don't need to. It was also good for business. Average revenue rose 38%. This is not a repeat from feudal times or the industrial revolution source: cnn.com \| share:	36
		"The Masked Singer really needs to end." End? Hell, it never should have started source: tvline.com \| share:	44
		1Password, no longer 2 things to remember. No need to recall whether you made the poor choice to use your Facebook or Google login to that obscure snarky comment site. 1Password will helpfully remember third-party logins for you source: theverge.com \| share:	39
		It's a shame to see your ancestor's history paved over, but we need more apartments in the desert source: azfamily.com \| share:	23
		Florida sheriff says kids are too soft these days, need to go back to the old days where kids literally needed to fear they're going to have the cheeks of their ass torn off for not doing right in class source: local10.com \| share:	135
		Hopefully you don't need a dick splint, so anyway here's everything you need to know about penis pumps source: medicalnewstoday.com \| share:	8

Wed November 30, 2022
		The future of American and Iranian relations is going to be a good one. We just have a few small things we need to clear up first source: mediaite.com \| share:	32
		Joy Reid: Corporate needs you to find the difference between Nick Fuentes and the standard GOP source: mediaite.com \| share:	63
		White Supremacist denies he was part of secret plan to embarrass Trump, it's not like Trump needs help in embarrassing himself source: mediaite.com \| share:	54
		The left has begun this year's War on Christmas by checks notes going after the new Santa Clause movie? We really need to step up our game, guys source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	193
		Not so much heart attacks as wincing and grabbing our groins in sympathy source: slate.com \| share:	10
		Captain Jack's early life was one of abuse & neglect, but thanks to a Portland woman who made a cross-country trip to adopt him & a community who supports him, he's now living his best life. Please welcome him & his mom to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: kptv.com \| share:	173
		German climate activists glue themselves to Dinosaur Exhibit. If they went to the La Brea Tar Pits they wouldn't have even needed the glue source: voanews.com \| share:	68
		Tampa Airport has a giant Flamingo statue that needs a name. You know what to do Farkers source: wfla.com \| share:	104

Tue November 29, 2022
		Because real men are stoic loners who don't need "friends," they just need one true companion, a down-to-earth bro they can spend all day driving cattle with and then all night making sweet, not-gay love to in their mountainside tent source: cnn.com \| share:	229
		When you decide you need some change in your life, there are better ways to do it than this source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	25
		All right Collinson, I know things are tough right now, but we need you to reach deep down inside and pull out the stupidest take you possibly can source: cnn.com \| share:	78

Mon November 28, 2022
		Green Bay needs to be open to Love source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	13
		NYT: NYC metro is incredibly safe, why did voters believe it was a violent wasteland in need of Snake Plissken or Charles Bronson? We are all looking for whoever spread that misinformation and just repeated NYPD and GOP talking points unchallenged source: twitter.com \| share:	167
		Incoming GOP leaders says our weapons are too complex for Ukrainians. "Our air defense systems are so complex, we need to make certain that we work with partners and pull together an air defense system that they can" blah blah blah source: thehill.com \| share:	90
		If you're already missing home runs, bat flips and bench-clearing brawls complete with a blindside clotheslining, then Venezuelan winter ball has what you need source: youtube.com \| share:	10

Sun November 27, 2022
		Scots farmer offers tourists the billionaire lifestyle aboard his own newly bought private jet... Difficulty: You'll have to wait until he 'tarts' it up and need to remain in his farm field source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	23
		Taggart fired after a 5-7 season at Florida Atlantic. Now he's going to need a shiatload of dimes source: espn.com \| share:	10
(Some Guy)		Just a heads up, if you need storage space (HDD or SSD/NVME) this site will let you sort by new/used, site, and show you the best deals and price per TB. Enjoy. It's like IsThereAnyDeal but for storage instead of games source: diskprices.com \| share:	55

Sat November 26, 2022
		If you paid a pretty penny for one of the limited edition (900 copies) of Bob Dylan's The Philosophy of Modern Song, which he cough "personally autographed", uh....we need to have a talk source: ultimateclassicrock.com \| share:	32

Fri November 25, 2022
		Tony Robinson says UK care system is in chaos, sorely needs a plan as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University to set things right source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	57

Thu November 24, 2022
		Phony Stark: we don't need Twitter users from the frickin' EU source: theguardian.com \| share:	61
		I need cookie recipes. Sure, some of you will post the "open package, stuff in face" but some of you are interesting and not troglodytes so lay them on me source: fark.com \| share:	72
		The world does NOT need immortal rich people source: twitter.com \| share:	96
		Intel plans to do with chips what EV makers are trying to do with cars: rob their customers blind source: tomshardware.com \| share:	27
		Did we really need another example reminder there are zero hot teens willing to have a lewd text session. Even you, Teach source: ktla.com \| share:	43

Wed November 23, 2022
		We're going to need a lot more large scales, and raft of ducks source: phys.org \| share:	7
		So why DO we buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't like? source: time.com \| share:	53

Tue November 22, 2022
		The same guy who caused an AIDS epidemic in his state by shutting down needle exchanges and defunding Planned Parenthood so as not to encourage "immoral" behavior decides "only God can judge others" when asked if Trump is a "good man" source: msn.com \| share:	61
		Finally, the voting rights expansion we desperately needed source: dw.com \| share:	13
		Cat walks into hospital since it actually needed medical attention. At least it is better now source: thedodo.com \| share:	8
		"How do I know if my wife is cheating on me with her male coworkers? I have no proof but I assume because I need to really believe this" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	13

Mon November 21, 2022
		It's either evidence we need to repeal the 2nd Amendment or evidence we should abolish all laws because criminals don't follow them source: npr.org \| share:	104
		Unbearable: Need to scratch yourself but you are in an Apollo spacesuit. Relief: Those NASA boffins think of EVERYTHING source: twitter.com \| share:	16

Sun November 20, 2022
		No need to worry, there's just been a teeny little explosion on a tanker full of jet fuel at an Alaskan port source: maritime-executive.com \| share:	34
(Some Guy)		Pay what you can restaurant opens to serve the needs of a small city. The catch: it's vegan source: theroanoker.com \| share:	48

Sat November 19, 2022
(Some Big Bang)		You don't need a starship, now you can explore the entire known universe from the comfort of your bunk. (Hey, that's my house) source: mapoftheuniverse.net \| share:	17

Fri November 18, 2022
		No need to do a double take. The new Minnesota Twins logo is basically the same as the old one source: sportskeeda.com \| share:	9
		FAA decides that balloon "pilots" need to meet the same medical checks as people who are actually in control of where they go source: faa.gov \| share:	18
		White House admits it may need to go full Montgomery Burns with the Sun source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	90