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Mon May 17, 2021
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy finally realizes that their state-of-the-art 'ship of the future' is really like the 'Zune of the past'
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Sun May 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Latest Navy UFO video brings weirdness to a new out of this world level
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Royal Mail to issue Prince Philip memorial stamps, commemorating moments like asking an Aborigine if he was still throwing spears, telling a 13-year-old boy he's too fat to be an astronaut, and telling a policewoman she looked like a suicide bomber
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Wed May 12, 2021
(10 News)
 
 
 
Australian navy ship drops two dead whales at San Diego's front door. I remember when my cat did that. Stank for days
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Australian navy ship drops two dead whales at San Diego's front door. I remember when my cat did that. Stank for days
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DOD openly questioning just how much control Tehran has over the IRGC navy and other IRGC elements
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Mon May 10, 2021
(The Mozambique News)
 
 
 
Smart smugglers jettison their cargo at the first sign of an imperial cruiser. The rest, are bantha poodoo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I think we need a bigger boat: The weapons seizure so big it covered the rear deck of a 567-foot US warship
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old Navy fails trying to sell Juneteenth t-shirts. Like in an EPIC way
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
All the steps you take / Every pic of cake / Every YouTube take / Each Facebook friend you make / They're still watching you
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And they say Eric is the dumb one
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The 'inevitable' war between the US and China will most likely be fought on the massive battlefield that is Africa, thanks to President Xi Jinping staking claim to the continent
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Not news: A Navy chaplain in North Carolina gave a sermon for Easter. Fark: In which he said Jews should "say sorry" for killing Jesus
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Inside Defense)
 
 
 
Space Force wants digital engineering, digital workforce, digital headquarters, digital operations and digital dominance, presumably to keep our adversaries from digitally penetrating us
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
French fishing boats do the typically French thing to do and raise white flag off of the Isle of Jersey after Royal Navy gunships called to 'act of war' blockade
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Despite having served for just 8 months, all of them during the pandemic, Trumps former navy secretary racked up almost $2.5 million in travel expenses including a $250,000 trip the week of Jan 20 to a remote Pacific island with no naval facilities
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK sending Navy ships to defend Jersey against threatened port blockade by ... France
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Decades before a rhino gave birth to Ace Ventura, the Navy's Douglas F3D Skynight had a poop chute escape system as designers felt tandem ejection seats were too difficult to implement safely
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Eddie Gallagher: Yeah we killed that guy. So what? What are you gonna do about it?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
How backlogged are US Navy maintenance efforts on its vessels? Fast-attack submarine USS Boise has been out of service, awaiting overhaul since October 2015
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US Army warmly welcomed upon arrival in Albania for Defender-Europe 21 multinational military exercises. What, you didn't know Albania was in NATO, or there was a country named Albania? Albania
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(We Are the Mighty)
 
 
 
Some random civilian challenged US Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell to a shooting competition at SHOT Show in 2016. Guess who won
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy unveils humanitarian breakthrough: Unmanned ship-killing missiles
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Headline question that ends in a question mark? Difficulty level: F-35 Lightning II
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UK to send Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier through South China Sea in show of force, demonstrating the Royal Navy's modernization with rum, sodomy, and F-35B's
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Tue April 27, 2021
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Attack of the drones. Unmmaned helicopter crashes into U.S. Navy ship
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran resumes not touching us. [Update: warning shots fired]
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Sat April 24, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
One of our submarines is no longer missing
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Fri April 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Worst game of hide-n-seek ever status update
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Worst game of hide-n-seek ever status update
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Too hip for CDs? Cassettes to high-tech for you? Vinyl records just too modern? Have I got a release for you
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1778, American naval hero John Paul Jones successfully raided England, starting fires, purloining silverware, and stealing the Earl of Selkirk's wife's breakfast tea
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Wed April 21, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Indonesia's navy had a submarine. Had
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Indonesia's navy had a submarine. Had
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Who will win the underwater arms race? And for that matter how will we know?
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Mon April 19, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you've never seen two French submarine halves get grafted together, today's your jour de chance
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Thu April 15, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Strayan man provides his insightful commentary and review of the Navy's recent twerking ceremony
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twirly MacTwerkface commissioned into Australian Navy in Wooloomooloo
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Military.com)
 
 
 
As if it hadn't suffered enough, fire-ravaged amphibious ship USS Bonhomme Richard will be decommissioned and sent to Texas
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Navy confirms another streetlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Some ASDIC)
 
 
 
Today is the anniversary of the passing of Hal Lawrence, half of a duo of Canadian sailors who forced the surrender of a Nazi U-boat . . . while mostly nude
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
U.S Navy really getting into the pew pew pew
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Do I make a horny baby?"
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rookie Royal Navy captain ends his career just like that after he smashes hole in warship causing £100,000 in damage after first attempt at docking in the dark (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lena Dunham: Actor, director, fashion designer
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Navy SeaBees build Vice President Harris a desk using wood from the USS Constitution, the world's oldest commissioned warship still afloat; the Constitution was launched in 1797. Nicolas Cage thinks it contains a treasure map
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
USS Johnston, sunk 77 years ago during Battle of Leyte Gulf, found more than 20,000 feet down. Commanded by 1st Native American to receive Medal of Honor, prevented Japanese forces from attacking US forces liberating Philippines
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
That Italian navy captain caught allegedly passing secret documents to Russia did it for money not amore, which is really out of character
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Italy expels two Russian officials after police caught them receiving classified NATO documents from Italian navy captain in car park
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Some lucky farkers in Tucson got their COVID vaccines administered today by a) a Navy combat pilot, b) a NASA astronaut, c) a Senator, or d) all of the above?
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"That was a helluva ping, Vasili"
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The Judge Slayer," a fake lawyer/fake Tiger Woods golf coach/fake constitutional scholar/fake Navy SEAL who represented a Michigan restaurant flouting COVID regulations turns out to be a real DUI recidivist/real con man/real taker of awful mug shots
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Philippines deploys air force as Chinese ships spotted near giant wang
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Navy: OK, maybe sexual harassment is a bit of an issue with enlisted men, but it can be handled within our existing command structure. Pardon? Oh, our Auditor General just got accused? He was doing it for years? Well, he's basically a coffee boy
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
On this day in 2020, the senior medical officer of the USS Theodore Roosevelt reported 3 cases of COVID-19. When it was all over, the captain would be relieved of his command, 1,273 of the nearly 5,000 aboard would be infected, and one would die
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you have been flying drones over open water, the US Navy would like a word with you
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio worried about stuff flying over military installations that we can't identify. Probably just jokes about Marco Rubio's political career passing over his head
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Working definition of the term "pathological narcissist": Deciding which state gets a Navy hospital ship during a pandemic on the basis of which governor has said the nicest things about you
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
"I think we have a chance to crush it in the NCAA. We've set our goal to finish eighth"
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Faced with the choice between defending military women or Tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz sided with Tucker Carlson and attacked the Pentagon for defending female servicemembers
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Sun March 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It takes storming the US Capitol for the US Navy to finally have a problem with a blatantly Nazi contractor who sported a distinctive mustache
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two example reasons why rental tenant screening algorithms need to be banned: One US Navy veteran who was mixed up with a drug trafficker who doesn't even have the same name, and a disabled man with a retail theft arrest that was dismissed years ago
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Pentagon Today: We can't afford to keep this aircraft carrier. Pentagon Tomorrow: We need a new aircraft carrier
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden being pushed to pack FEC with "pro-enforcement" members to enforce laws regulating political money. McConnell seen poking his head out of his shell about this serious provocation
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Fri March 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Navy is the smallest it's been since World War Two. Well do we really need enough troop ships to land millions of men in Asia and Europe at the same time at this exact minute?
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Nuclear attack sub USS Connecticut plagued with bedbug infestation. "They're using us as live bait...to see if (the bed bugs) are still there"
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Sun March 07, 2021
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
Nuclear submarine USS Montana nears completion, will then be sunk by undersea aliens and dived on by ragtag crew of oil company roughnecks and Navy SEALs
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thai navy sailor goes that extra mile for WAP
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Wed March 03, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The House Ethics Committee finds there is "substantial reason to believe" that GOP Rep. Steven Palazzo of Mississippi abused his office and misspent campaign funds. Bonus Irony: Rep. Palazzo was an accountant before going to Congress
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Fri February 26, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy unveils Next-gen Ultra-long-range Maritime Visual Allegiance Identification Transmitter prototype. Kremlin reportedly determined to avoid a gap
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
US court rules that Best Korea pay 2.3 billion dollars in damages to crew held prisoner in 1968. Hero tag is for Judge and the brave US Navy crew
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Dance Commander unconvicted for giving out the orders for fun
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
What to do with burnt-out hull of USS Bonhomme Richard, an 844-foot-long Wasp-class amphibious assault ship? Easy, sink her off our coast
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Air Force Magazine)
 
 
 
In a shocking twist, the U.S. Air Force reveals the "F" in "F-35 stealth fighter" stood for "fail" all along
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Tue February 16, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1804, the U.S. Navy staged a daring mission to destroy a captured American frigate in the First Barbary War, in bold move that popularized the legendary "Shave and a Haircut, Six Bits" song
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unsolicited Submarine in the Stern
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Navy and Lockheed Martin explain why they put an AEGIS cruiser in a South Jersey cornfield
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Sun January 31, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
US Navy: we built this large, metal badger. Wisconsin: ours now. US Navy: wait
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Specialists in SPAAAACE
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Wed January 27, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"...the Plasma Compression Fusion Device can lead to development of a Spacetime Modification Weapon (SMW- a weapon that can make the Hydrogen bomb seem more like a firecracker, in comparison)" All right, then. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon January 25, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL sentenced for Green Beret's death. Man, that's gonna be awkward at this year's Special Forces picnic and volleyball tournament
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You haven't heard Taylor Swift until you've heard it in the original U.S. Navy sea shanty
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Littoral Combat ships being rejected for having motor, boat problems
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
British Royal Navy launches probe after naked woman found in airman's wardrobe, initial reports say it could just be a case of cupboard love ... or worse a Chinese spy
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
US Navy to bomb Florida. Good
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vice President Kamala Harris and First Doug will temporarily reside in Blair House as repairs are made to the official vice presidential mansion. Beware the Blair Witch
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"He discovered the majority of flat earthers are Trumpers with extreme political views. Husband's flat Earth ideas died that day"
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Boeing settles $25 million whistleblower lawsuit for continuing to harass and fire employees who believe company "ethics" propaganda is meant to be followed
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