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Sat December 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty million Southerners stock up on milk and bread
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Mon December 03, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
22 twisters broke out in Central Illinois. Helen Hunt is on the scene
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Thu November 29, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sea World closed today because of too much water
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Mon November 26, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Winter storm warning. Check. Tornado warning. Check. Wait, what?
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Wed November 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when you said, "I would never want to live in Florida because of the heat and those big ass storms." "Besides, I couldn't put up with Florida man's red ass." Good times, good times
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Tue November 20, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
With the death toll now at 79, Paradise, CA may finally get some rain... which may not be a good thing
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Mon November 19, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Nothing says "deer season" like a hunter dangling 30 feet in the air, upside down, with his legs tangled in his tree stand
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Mon November 12, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Camp Fire leaves 29 dead. Seriously, guys, that's why you pack a propane stove
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Thu October 25, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The most powerful storm to hit the U.S. in 80 years just wiped out a U.S. territory
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Wed October 24, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Super Typhoon Yutu, the strongest storm on Earth this year so far, might cause President of the Northern Mariana Islands to ask for US help
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
They don't call them "Satan's Winds" for nothing
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Wed October 10, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Florida is a pretty hurricane-savvy state, but even they have NEVER seen anything like Michael in the Panhandle, as least as far back as we have records, which is 1851. So If you think you "got this"? You don't got this-get to safety
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're in Florida and haven't evacuated yet, you're probably screwed
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
We're stuck with this crappy hurricane rating system
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just like that Hurricane Michael is now a Category 4 storm. If you're in the projected path of the storm get out now. Does any Farker have a place for a fellow Farker to stay? This is your Wednesday Hurricane Michael thread
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Michael is now a Cat 4. No funny headline for this
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Thu October 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Hurricane prompts flood warnings and evacuations. Fark: In Arizona
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Tue October 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The desert normally does not get a lot of rain, but a lady named Rosa will change all that
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Article on dangers at Florida beaches asks, "Do you know what hazards are lurking in the water?" Number one: Lightning. Number two: the Sun
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
Woofday
 
News reporter makes, not just reports good news just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Firenado: Kinda rare and scary. Fark: Firenado says "FU Firefighters" and "It threw burning logs across our guard for 45 minutes and pulled our hose 100 plus ft. in the air before melting it" (with video)
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Sun September 16, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I cannot overstate it: Floodwaters are rising, and if you aren't watching for them you are risking your life." It's your daily storm discussion / make sure everyone is okay / here come the floods discussion thread
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Fri September 14, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Overall, only 9 percent of households in South Carolina and 3 percent in North Carolina carried federal flood insurance as of mid-2017". Well good thing they never get hit by hurricanes or heavy rains then, innit?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Riskin' our lives in Hurricane Florenceville, searchin' for my lost puppy and cat. Some people say there's climate change to blame, but I know, it's all Jimmy Buffett's fault
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Thu September 13, 2018
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Don't be lulled into a false sense of security. Despite a minor downgrade Hurricane Florence will be extremely dangerous as high winds, rain and surging will last all day, unlike previous hurricanes. This is your Thursday Hurricane Florence thread
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Wed September 12, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
Weeners
 
That's a p...retty big storm
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Tue September 11, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That OBX sticker on your car may soon be a collectible
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Still a slight chance the storm could drift out to sea as nothing is certain with weather, but it's looking like the hurricane will make landfall. This is your Tuesday Hurricane Florence thread with updates and kind Farkers offering places to stay
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
New Hurricane Florence Dilemma: Parents evacuated it back to DC, but now my brother and uncle won't leave the coast of NC 40 miles from the predicted landfall. Any good tips to convince two grown men to come to their senses and GTFO?
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Mon September 10, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Hurricane Florence interfere with Penn State-Kent State, oh yeah thoughts and prayers to those who lose their homes, but this is football
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Fri September 07, 2018
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Florence (once a hurricane) is now looking more likely to slam into the East Coast as a major hurricane. East Coast Farkers take care and make your evac plans now
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Tue September 04, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Gordon came into existence some time yesterday. Hurricane Gordon making landfall near Biloxi... Tonight? Enjoy your evening, Gulf Coast evacuees
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is drinking whiskey and watching TV. What is Every one else doing?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
13 years ago today, meteorologist Robert Ricks in the New Orleans National Weather Service office issued a "doomsday" forecast ahead of Katrina, so over-the-top that many news agencies thought it was a hoax. He saved countless lives
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Thu August 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Lane is apparently named after "night Train" rather than Lois
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
Here's why your yard has those weird weed patches. It's not because God hates you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As Hurricane Lane bears down, Hawaiian Governor asks for President Trump for support. Expected to be delivered as thoughts, prayers, paper towels
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Wed August 22, 2018
(TropicWx Hurricane Page)
 
 
 
Major hurricane Lane bears down on Hawaii. Stay safe, Island Farkers. (Link goes to Vicejay's hurricane page)
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Tue August 21, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a crocodile on a pool noodle
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
If you're planning on going to Hawaii this week you might just want to think of having a Hawaii party at home. If you're in Hawaii you might just want to think about what drinks you want to serve at your hurricane party
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Sun August 19, 2018
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Whar hurricanes, Whar?
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Fri August 17, 2018
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Lane has become a Category 2 storm in the Pacific and is still intensifying. In unrelated news, "Hurricane Lane" is the name of subby's fabulously gay wrestling persona
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NOAA weather expert says not only can lightning strike you in the shower, it can also hit you when you're browsing Fark at work
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Thu August 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The water off San Diego is warm enough to swim in
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Tue August 14, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
NWS revises alert system because nobody remembers what's a watch and what's a warning
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