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Sun February 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ There's people froze in Texas / that we're never gonna see / Nobody else could miss them / not half as much as me ♫
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas Pedal Gaetz injects himself into the Zodiac Killer's problem. Promptly puts his foot in his mouth
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Thu February 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texans discover wholesale clubs can have risks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Demand for alternative home powering sources is surging amid an increase in extreme weather events. In other words, Generac is hiring
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Tue February 16, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL postpones a game because of too much winter weather
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Mon February 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyone loves pancakes, balls, and jam. Wait. Go back one
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Sun February 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN meteorologist warns southeastern states that 'this will likely be the worst week of winter weather in your lifetime so far'. Good luck everyone ..well except Florida, you probably deserve it
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hope you made your supply run to the grocery store already. Because that bread and milk ain't gonna ski over to you through the blizzard
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Thu February 11, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
All kidding aside, you southern folk should simply not drive on snow or ice, and most northern folk shouldn't either for that matter
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Sat February 06, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The polar vortex is back
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Fri February 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The polar vortex is cold enough to freeze antifreeze
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Wed February 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN clicky-baity POLAR VORTEX headline: Every US state will see below freezing temperatures over the next week." Article: National Weather Service says yeah, we get 2-3 of these cold snaps every year
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(Guam PDN)
 
 
 
Guam go brrr
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blockbuster snowstorm to strike New York, Philadelphia, and leave people stuck at home watching movies
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Snowmageddon is barreling through the Midwest right now on its way to the Atlantic Seaboard and Northeast. Have you stocked up on your important supplies of bread, milk, and liquor?
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Tornado strikes Tallahassee airport. Story developing
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Mon January 25, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
To all the people in the Santa Cruz Mountains who prayed for rain during last year's record forest fires: God is listening
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Winning the lottery or getting struck by lightning: which has better odds?
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Thu January 14, 2021
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Montana gets a blow job
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Tue January 12, 2021
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Teaching a sailing class while a high surf advisory is in effect. WTF were you thinking idea: Teaching a sailing class to children during a high surf advisory
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Tue December 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Aspen Colorado residents are out of gas
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Mon December 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Year's Eve celebrations? You do know you are out of sick days. Why don't you just stay home and celebrate the fact that you haven't killed all your family and friends yet?
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Thu December 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida's Christmas weather forecast: "Falling iguanas are possible"
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Tue December 22, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas, it's Falling Iguana Season in Fark's favorite state
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Thu December 17, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Dumb: unilateral naming of winter storms. Dumber: use of a name that's a homonym for another weather term
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." Especially when it comes to delivering vaccines
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Milk and bread. MILK and BREAD. MIIIIILLLLLLK AAAANNNNND BREEEAAAAAD
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Thu December 03, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apparently California wildfires are a year-round affair now
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