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headlines found matching 'National Park Service'
Sat November 26, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why some people aren't thrilled about the return of wild bison, and we're not just talking about the tourist idiots who try to take selfies while petting one
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The National Park Service reminds you that your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner's four-part Yellowstone docuseries, which airs on Fox Nation, is so riddled with lies and untruths about the federal government's role in creating the park it's almost like it was created as anti-government MAGA propaganda. Almost
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The American lion was bigger and badder than all the rest of the lions. Of course it was
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Mon November 21, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bison spreading as Native American tribes reclaim stewardship, powerful allegory
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Grunge)
 
 
 
"Superior, they said, never gives up her dead." Here comes the science
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Sun November 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop licking the psychedelic toads, urges National Park Service official with huge pink horns and paisley colored earflaps and have you ever really looked at your palms and why is that buffalo dancing the Charleston?
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Sat November 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
National Geographic names 5 places in the US you MUST visit and, wait, Milwaukee? Really?
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old sets record as the youngest person to pretend to climb El Capitan, according to some bitter old guys who are angry about still living in a van at 47
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The National Park Service would like to remind you ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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Mon October 31, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alarming, misleading headline at its alarmiest, misleadingest
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Fri October 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
At this point, Las Vegas "tap water" is basically corpse smoothie
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Thu October 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kid set to be youngest to climb El Capitan. Adventure is his middle name. No literally it is
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Sat October 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Should you run or stand still when confronted by a grizzly? That depends on who's standing next to you
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Thu October 20, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
So you think that the low water level in Lake Mead is a problem? Things could be worse
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Yellow alert, lieutenant Mokuaweoweo." "Aye, captain"
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Thu October 13, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly, jellyfish jamboree
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(Komo)
 
 
 
After survey, razor clam harvest canceled due to small size of clams, with most not exceeding 4 inches long. Seems they're a little shy in front of biologists
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Subby's not saying the ancient doorway in the Grand Canyon that was spotted on Google Earth is the work of aliens, but it's the work of aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
By ventilation units, Where towers meet the streets, The ragged stand in bags soaking heat up through their feet
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Thu October 06, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
National Park Service FAT BEAR WEEK is here again. Farkers need to get online and vote for their favorite. Otis is a 4-time champ and in the running this year
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Infectious gut blast at Grand Canyon violently hollows out at least 222 visitors to the geologic marvel over a brisk, but brutal three-month period, likely caused by multiple people hauling in norovirus infections
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Fri September 23, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Vibrations make Devil's Hole wet
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado elk gather for the greatest sex show on turf
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Wed September 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait, wait .... Cancel that. I guess the guy is screaming HELF
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Mon September 12, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Waterfalls? In MY Death Valley? It's more likely than you think
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Sun September 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Mammoth Cave is very large. A helicopter crashed there
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Death Valley earns its name. Cool tag is irony
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(National Park Service)
 
 
 
The US National Park Service has uploaded a gazillion soundscapes for your ambient remix band to sample
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on someone in the woods, people do hear about it
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
As Yellowstone Dumbass League™ heads into 2022 playoffs, a wild-card contender emerges: Cow Elk get critical win versus Sh*tfaced Tourists
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Mon August 29, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Be careful when rimming
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yosemite oak trees can kill you
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke lied to investigators about his actions while Interior Secretary. This is NOT a repeat from February that said the same thing. That was a different investigation
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Surely all this rain in the Southwest means good things about the drought, right? Right?
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Mon August 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's "Dummies have to be told not to drive into high water" season again, which, now that I think about it, is every month in the U.S
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you had Carlsbad Caverns on your list of third US National Park flash flood in 3 months (after Yellowstone and then Death Valley), step forward to collect your prize
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Sat August 20, 2022
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Let the other shoe drop
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Cougars will devour your wild ass, and that's a good thing
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Mon August 15, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Back in the 1960s the US studied pollutants by dumping them in wilderness areas to see what would happen. Thankfully we've moved beyond such half-baked methods... oh wait
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Damn it, Darwin, you only had one job
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Thu August 11, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's been a crazy season in the Yellowstone Dumbass League™, and going into the stretch the Bison seek to extend their lead
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Headline: "Record Death Valley flooding a once-in-1,000-year event". Climate change: "Hold my beer"
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Human remains discovered at Lake Mead. This is not a repeat of the last two times it was not a repeat
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Sat August 06, 2022
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
One thousand people are currently stranded in one of America's hottest, driest national parks due to....severe flooding?
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Citizen Science .gov)
 
 
 
500 "Citizen Science" projects you can pitch into. Subby is leaning towards NOAA's "Nurdle Patrol" based on the name alone
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Big Island Now)
 
 
 
Nāhuku lava tube is closed. Chief Komonnawannaleiya out front should have told you
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Sun July 31, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things, world's tallest tree edition
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