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headlines found matching 'National Park Service'
Thu June 30, 2022
(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
You don't have to run faster than the bison, you just have to run faster than your small child and hope a random bystander takes action to save them
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Last year, Grand Canyon National Park received 45,000 volunteer applications to cull bison with guns; the results were so underwhelming they're going to skip the entire exercise this fall
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Instead of reaching both the North and South Rims during their visits, some are forced to remain perched on the edge of a far smaller basin
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Thu June 23, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Calm down, the National Park Service is not saying Stonewall Jackson was gay NTTIAWWT
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Video shows hordes of ATV riders tearing up the grass on the National Mall. But nobody's been arrested or anything, because apparently we just don't do that for crimes in DC anymore
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Tue June 21, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Apparently there's still enough water left in Lake Mead to drown in it
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a classic example of 'make the most of what you have', the Miami Dolphins are suspected of training alligators to catch and throw footballs
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Thu June 16, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Apparently, naming the hottest, most desolate place on the planet Death Valley just isn't getting the point across
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
White nationalist groups now trying to reclaim camping in America
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Mon June 13, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NYT says SpaceX has won approval to launch Starship from Boca Chica - Verge says SpaceX needs to make 75 changes to their proposal / application
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Sat June 11, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
60 years ago today three prisoners left dummies in their beds and escaped the inescapable prison . In other news 36 years ago today a teenager left a dummy in his bed and escaped going to school. Coincidence? I think not
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
If Sleestak are descended from dinosaurs, why are there still dinosaurs?
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Sun June 05, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Welcome to the bison funeral. No wolves and bears allowed
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Sat June 04, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Scientists combine polar bears and lasers in the same experiment, setting in motion a timeline that will result in epic headlines a few years hence
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Thu June 02, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Interior Secretary has interior covid
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Tue May 31, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
It's opening week of tourist season and the wildlife of Yellowstone NP jump out to an unsurprising 1-0 lead
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
First white shark sighting of season off Nantucket. They are probably going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites them in the ass
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
In the world of Yellowstone, a majestic bull elk pees on his own face to attract a mate. In the world of Morning Wood, subby is cleaning the wall and apologizing
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Fri May 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
♬♫ The wise man dug his hole up on a rock / the foolish man dug his hole down on the beach / and the tide came a' tumblin' in ♫♬
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Thu May 19, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Well there's your problem, buddy; your bridge was made out of ice
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Sat May 14, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bans Off Our Bodies protests off to a huge start
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Another victim discovered as a result of climate change
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(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
Bison buffaloed
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Thu May 05, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you were ever hoping to visit the locations where they filmed the Endor scenes from RoTJ, I have some bad news. It's all been cleared away because everyone needs a Thneed
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Authorities say body found in Lake Mead is a man who was shot decades ago. Fat Tony says the body was a "tourist" who "accidentally fell" into a barrel which then rolled into the lake and caused him to "drown"
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Tue May 03, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Aggressive horse moved off of Assateague Island, Maryland. Will be relocated to Texas, where he should fit right in
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Mon May 02, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Superior it's said never gives up her dead, but Lake Mead has been known to
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Ranger Rick)
 
 
 
Nope. Nope. Nope. Why?
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Wed April 27, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mt Everest has a fine collection of dead climbers, but other mountains want some too
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Sun April 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Long ago, Isle Royale, on Lake Superior, was colonized by wolves and moose crossing ice bridges. Researchers have used it for a huge study of predator-prey relationships, learning among other things that wolves call it Quater Pounder Island
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Mon April 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
So apparently we're now deciding where to go on vacation based on what places have the most TikTok views
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Fri April 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bunny wabbit pandemic doing what Elmer Fudd never quite could
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy 2172 Jimmy. Your great-great-great grandfather Mike bought you this annual pass for Yellowstone Park way back in 2022. You mean that hot, dry and smoky desert in the middle of nowhere?
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Is camping racist, or are we taking "equity" too far?
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
The Hopewell Earthworks in Ohio are being considered for UNESCO World Heritage Status, proving there may actually be something worth saving in Ohio
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Researchers in Glacier National Park are working to save bats from white nose syndrome, presumably by taking away their razor blades and building tiny rehab centers
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Mon March 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Joe Mount prosecuted for group rim job
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Researchers take a bite of the "mystery sandwich" that is Yellowstone's subterranean plumbing system, which pairs well with the local mineral water
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Free sounds good)
 
 
 
Subby's kiddo has T1 diabetes. That's bad. Subby's kiddo qualifies for a free lifetime pass to US National Parks. That's good. Doesn't make up for that first part, but it IS good. Anyone know of other freebies for people with "hidden" disabilities?
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Wed March 09, 2022
(LAist)
 
 
 
Panic At The DogRun; locals thrown when the "Brad Pitt of cougars" visits L.A. hipster enclave. Now what's a "micro-neighborhood"?
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Tue March 08, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
There's a Red Dawn joke in rare sighting of wolverine during this time, but Subby has nothing. Someone submit this with a better headline please
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