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Fri July 23, 2021       McCarthy is still butthurt that Cheney is on the 1/6 Committee source: thehill.com   |   share: 62   Thu July 22, 2021       Nancy Pelosi (D) is done humoring the GOP leadership's undermining, gaslighting, and the "altGov" they try to build source: morningshots.thebulwark.com   |   share: 87         Rep. Jim Banks helpfully illustrates why Nancy Pelosi wasn't about to let him sit on the 1/6 Investigative Committee source: nypost.com   |   share: 115         For the GOP and their wannabe Emperor, it's not just the Big Lie anymore, it's an entirely new reality completely divorced from actual reality source: cnn.com   |   share: 93   Wed July 21, 2021       The 7PM ET MSNBC Discussion Thread will carry on even without the likes of Gym Jordan and the rest of the sedition caucus source: msnbc.com   |   share: 159         Well then we'll start our own investigation. With blackjack. And hookers source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 108         This is fine, numbskull. This is fine source: apnews.com   |   share: 67   Mon July 19, 2021       Good news, everybody: Gym Jordan has been selected for the January 6 Select Committee source: cnn.com   |   share: 132   Sun July 18, 2021       US Navy ship USNS John Lewis commissioned on one year anniversary of his death source: cnn.com   |   share: 11   Thu July 15, 2021       Lindsey Graham vows to go to war to protect and defend the principles of... checks notes... Chik-fil-A. Still doesn't care about Jan 6 source: huffpost.com   |   share: 138         McQarthy still undecided how best to sabotage the insurrection investigation source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 23         Military top brass were preparing for ways to stop a Trump coup attempt source: cnn.com   |   share: 120   Mon July 12, 2021       Rep Boebert confuses Delta variant Covid for the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal source: snopes.com   |   share: 44         Trump demanding his flying monkeys embrace the righteousness of the 1/6 insurrection source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 52         Why would a Sovereign Citizen care who was president? BTW if you are in court and God, who is all powerful, didn't stop your appearance God must want you in court. To clarify God thinks you're a jerk too source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 71         Plotting to overthrow the lawfully elected government of the United States. Seems like there should be a law against that source: yahoo.com   |   share: 101   Sun July 11, 2021       "Their filings and documents, to the layperson, have the look and feel of being actual legal filings, but they're actually flights of fancy, magical thinking" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 159         Bernie Sanders opposes the $3 trillion Dems-only Infrastructure plan, effectively torpedoing it. Republicans seen snickering in their beers source: yahoo.com   |   share: 496   Thu July 08, 2021       Democrats announce that they intend to avoid "a circus" as they move forward with the January 6 committee. Their intentions to avoid carnivals, spectacles, hippodromes, dumpster fires, or cluster farks still unclear source: cnn.com   |   share: 89         Insider trading is okay when the Speaker's husband does it source: thehill.com   |   share: 201         Rep. Kinzinger: The GOP knew 1/6 was going to happen the way it happened. They're gaslighting you. Hold their feet to the fire. We will not let them forget source: salon.com   |   share: 108   Wed July 07, 2021       "We're all Joe Manchin right now." Gross source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 33         There is no quiet part any more as GOP Representative says he wants '18 more months of chaos and the inability to get stuff done' source: cnn.com   |   share: 71         Three weeks from the Holocaust museum visit to Marjorie Traitor Greene denying she learned anything from the Holocaust museum. Well I certainly did Nazi this coming source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 125         McCarthy will be selecting as many as five Republicans to serve as speed bumps on the Capitol riot panel source: cnn.com   |   share: 68   Tue July 06, 2021       Capitol Police opening field offices in several states to investigate threats to lawmakers. Threats *from* lawmakers still a-ok source: forbes.com   |   share: 15         Treason Turtle extols and condemns covid-19 relief in the same sentence source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 39   Mon July 05, 2021       Doug Emhoff is quite the productive Second Gentleman of the White House source: thehill.com   |   share: 29         Why do progressives hate the military spending? source: motherjones.com   |   share: 121   Sun July 04, 2021       House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn: We're totally gonna subpoena Trump source: cnn.com   |   share: 79         National Review finally gets something right source: msn.com   |   share: 19   Fri July 02, 2021       For Democrats, it's Infrastructure Holiday Weekend source: politico.com   |   share: 8         No Republican fears McCarthy's wrath source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 85   Thu July 01, 2021       *Rep. Gunbert clenches up hard enough to hold in a pork slider from her own restaurant* source: yahoo.com   |   share: 69         Pelosi (D) names Liz Cheney (R) to panel investigating January 6 riot. Cheney resigns immediately under GOP pressure. Just kidding. She says she is "honored" to help with "a full investigation of the most serious attack on our Capitol since 1814" source: apnews.com   |   share: 148         Who gives a shiat, Kevin? source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 58         January 6th Select Committee is a go source: npr.org   |   share: 34   Wed June 30, 2021       Democrats fret that the GOP could tap pro-Trump chaos agents for Jan. 6 probe. They will need to get smart if they want to stay in control of the situation source: politico.com   |   share: 43   Tue June 29, 2021       Even the Trumpers are getting tired of Trump's broken record collection he keeps pulling out at his rallies source: boingboing.net   |   share: 58         In case you missed it, here's a summary of how badly the GOP farked themselves by scuttling a bipartisan 1/6 commission source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 135   Mon June 28, 2021       That infrastructure deal that was completed, then unraveling, then all good again, is now being being patched up by Biden source: apnews.com   |   share: 36         Minority leader opposes being treated like Republicans treat minorities source: msnbc.com   |   share: 39         Chris Wallace asks why Republicans are suddenly into defunding the police and not supporting them source: mediaite.com   |   share: 59   Fri June 25, 2021       Six months after the Jan 6 insurrection, Kevin McCarthy sees fit to meet with Capitol Police officers hurt in riot. Oh the Human Ity, that's awe fully White of him source: thehill.com   |   share: 69         Department of Homeland Security worried about conspiracy theory saying Trump will return to the White House in August, having to actually put effort in source: politico.com   |   share: 38         "The opponents must grant us that youth has never before flocked to our colours in such numbers" source: axios.com   |   share: 85         Biden about the bipartisan infrastructure plan: "If this is the only thing that comes to me, I'm not signing it. It's in tandem" source: cnn.com   |   share: 51   Thu June 24, 2021       Pelosi: The House ain't doin' shiat until Sinemanchin get their act together source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 273         Nancy Pelosi to Republicans: Y'all 'bout to get Benghazi'd source: cnn.com   |   share: 266         Biden's giant bipartisan victory is the infrastructure deal where he got $1.2 trillion, despite Democrats wanting $6 trillion and controlling all 3 branches of government while the minority party started at $1 trillion source: cnn.com   |   share: 583   Sun June 20, 2021       Democrats demand investigation into the January 6 terrorist attack on the Capitol source: thehill.com   |   share: 122   Fri June 18, 2021       No go car show, Bigo source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 87   Thu June 17, 2021       Because their fundraising wasn't already shady enough, GOP to begin accepting cryptocurrency donations source: thehill.com   |   share: 63   Wed June 16, 2021       "'Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" Oh, wait. This was the Trump Administration, so strike that, reverse it source: politico.com   |   share: 50         Why did MTG suddenly visit the Holocaust Museum and apologize for (that particular bit of) her nonsense? Probably to take the edge of hypocrisy off her party as they try to bring down Ilhan Omar for her own comments source: politico.com   |   share: 70         Did Senator John Barrasso just threaten to assassinate the president? source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 60   Tue June 15, 2021       Marjorie Taylor Greene: Wait, THAT'S what the Holocaust was? My bad. I had no idea. OOPS source: thehill.com   |   share: 193   Mon June 14, 2021       Boeing decides it's cool with treason source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 42         The only two senators that really matter in the Democratic Party most likely will get their way on infrastructure source: politico.com   |   share: 65         House Speaker Nancy Pelosi now says she and her fellow Democrats didn't rebuke Omar for her controversial comments -- we thanked her. Yeah, that's it source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 145   Sat June 12, 2021       Florida man's quixotic quest to unseat Georgia governor runs into a snag: no one in the Georgia GOP is interested in running against him source: cnn.com   |   share: 56   Fri June 11, 2021       Congress demands the Fat Man and Little Elf detonate for perjury source: thehill.com   |   share: 80   Wed June 09, 2021       We've finally found a magic bullet to circumvent partisan Senate deadlock: just mention China source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 80   Tue June 08, 2021       Senate passes bipartisan US Innovation and Competition Act 68-32. It re-invests money into tech research and development to stay competitive AND sticks it to China for anti-competitive practices. A little of something for both sides source: usatoday.com   |   share: 26   Fri June 04, 2021       Despite the demands of conservatives for Dr. Fauci's head for not knowing every possible thing, including facts not yet discovered about Covid-19, and disagreeing with Dear Leader, Biden remains confident in Fauci. Ain't public service grand? source: thehill.com   |   share: 73         Hot dog, cucumber, carrot, banana, eggplant, daikon radish, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, AIRCRAFT CARRIER source: thehill.com   |   share: 58         Conservatives really don't like the Fauci guy, I mean his lips aren't even stained orange source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 182   Thu June 03, 2021       Capitol Hill protestor selling signed photos for $100 source: sfgate.com   |   share: 76   Wed June 02, 2021       Rep. John Katko (R) demands Congress fully fund the restaurant revitalization plan that he voted against source: syracuse.com   |   share: 44         Seeing a political advantage and with the support of the majority of Americans, Nancy Pelosi strikes. And by strikes I mean pretty much caves source: yahoo.com   |   share: 250   Tue June 01, 2021       Republicans sure love to blame Biden for rising gas and lumber prices don't they? Let's check the facts, shall we? source: alternet.org   |   share: 53   Sun May 30, 2021       "If Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow, I don't think you'd have many Republicans in the search party" source: thehill.com   |   share: 114   Fri May 28, 2021       MTG condemns GOP for not defending her. Who does she think she is? Trump? source: msn.com   |   share: 45         Here's Marjorie Taylor Greene being racist source: mediaite.com   |   share: 100   Wed May 26, 2021       Yes, Mr. defense attorney weasel, the Capitol insurrection was *just like* a college football game where excited fans pour onto the field... and literally build a gallows to murder the players source: kmov.com   |   share: 136   Tue May 25, 2021       GOP gives master class in apologizing and pretending nothing is wrong source: cnn.com   |   share: 52         Boy, those numbers are climbing faster than Biden's approval ratings source: change.org   |   share: 94         My god, the normalcy is astonishing source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 118   Mon May 24, 2021       Having held her tongue now for longer than usual, Joy Behar finally tells Meghan McCain to stuff it source: toofab.com   |   share: 30   Sun May 23, 2021       Wait, Madison Cawthorn has had sex? source: alternet.org   |   share: 158   Sat May 22, 2021       Democrats are increasingly nervous that Biden actually means what he says when he talks about bipartisanship source: vox.com   |   share: 225         Do it source: politico.com   |   share: 75   Fri May 21, 2021       MTG and Thomas Massie (R-eal rebels) take the brave step of shredding a few pieces of paper source: thehill.com   |   share: 74         Marjorie Taylor Greene proves her level of competency by calling Nancy Pelosi a nazi and thinking HIPAA is an animal you kill on safari source: mediaite.com   |   share: 74         "The Squad" and their allies tell leadership that ending "qualified immunity" for police officers is a must-have to pass a police reform bill source: politico.com   |   share: 80         The inanity of Hannity shows why republicans have no humanity source: politicususa.com   |   share: 17         The real reason GOP leaders don't want an independent 1/6 commission? Because they never want Americans to know how close Trump's supporters actually came to overthrowing democracy source: cnn.com   |   share: 78         Ron Johnson claims he's doing his own investigation of the Capitol attack, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the investigation source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 48   Wed May 19, 2021       Fox News says Dominion's lawsuit against them should be dismissed because "both sides" source: yahoo.com   |   share: 55         Meet the covidiots in the house source: cnn.com   |   share: 51         Ron Johnson (R) not only opposes the January 6 commission, he also complains that Nancy Pelosi (D) did not protect the Capitol from the attackers that Trump and other Republicans riled up and let loose that day source: thehill.com   |   share: 96         Oh Qevin, ain't no one believing your bullshiat. We know you just don't want to testify before America and admit that Trump caused the Insurrection and did everything he could to keep it going. You'll never be Speaker source: cnn.com   |   share: 56   Tue May 18, 2021       House Republicans planning rebellion. This is not a repeat from early January source: politico.com   |   share: 113         Kevin McCarthy decides that if the GOP can't play their "both sides" game on the Jan.6 commission than they're not going to play source: cnn.com   |   share: 111         Oh like Kevin McCarthy can read source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 42         It appears the Democratic agenda has been set without concessions to progressives. Wait a minute? BAH GAWD that's Bernie Sander's music source: thehill.com   |   share: 85         Lucy offers to play ball with Joe Manchin source: thehill.com   |   share: 32   Mon May 17, 2021       Matt Gaetz's investigation is just the start of a long road, getting from there to here source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 56         And here's the entirely predictable photo of Georgia Congressional Rep. Andrew Clyde barricading the door against the January 6 insurrectionists who he later likened to "normal, everyday tourists" source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 72   Sun May 16, 2021       No one agrees on how to catch tax cheats source: thehill.com   |   share: 92   Fri May 14, 2021       "Insurrection? What insurrection are you talking about?" Sgt. Schultz nods approvingly source: apnews.com   |   share: 71         Witness confirms that Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a screamer source: msn.com   |   share: 84   Thu May 13, 2021       California is ungovernable and will be Thunderdome by the middle of next week. You should totally move back to Des Moines because San Jose didn't make you rich overnight source: axios.com   |   share: 96         Biden has been president for almost three months, why hasn't he fixed everything and why won't the media call him out on it? WTF is this guy's problem? source: nypost.com   |   share: 80   Wed May 12, 2021       "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 89         Centrist Democrats once again seek to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory source: politico.com   |   share: 135   Tue May 11, 2021       Pelosi relaxes House mask rules, allowing members to remove masks when spewing lies and pointless dribble during debates source: thehill.com   |   share: 27   Mon May 10, 2021       GOP Senators oppose efforts to bring back SALT deductions. FARK- Sanders also opposes bringing back SALT deductions source: axios.com   |   share: 66   Thu May 06, 2021       Kevin McCarthy is terrified of the 1/6 Commission because he'd be forced to testify that he actually gave a damn about democracy for a brief moment that day, and Trumpers will *not* tolerate such loyalty to one's country over Trump source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 57   Wed May 05, 2021       Cue the tiny violins: Proud Boy on trial for rioting at the Capitol is concerned that jurors in Washington, DC will be prejudiced against him source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 65   Sat May 01, 2021 (Some Guy)       Armed FBI agents raid wrong Alaskan couple's home looking for Nancy Pelosi's laptop from the January 6th Capitol riot. How do you say "oops, we're really bad at this" in government-speak? source: alaskawatchman.com   |   share: 83         Apparently President Biden has already cut a deal with Venezuela's quasi-dictator Maduro for the release of US oil executives source: apnews.com   |   share: 45         Ranking all the fake scandals of the first 100 days of President Biden source: slate.com   |   share: 54         Students of the Scandinavian Cello School perform for cows. No, this is not a Far Side cartoon but probably should be source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 32   Fri April 30, 2021       All your White House are belong to us source: thehill.com   |   share: 20   Thu April 29, 2021       Didn't Melania Trump claim to have a degree in design? Anyway petition calls for Jill Biden to return Rose Garden to its former glory before Melania turned it into a fairway source: thehill.com   |   share: 65   Wed April 28, 2021       Let us now examine Biden's awesome American Families plan source: thehill.com   |   share: 103         Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, Designated Survivor has been cancelled. Kiefer Sutherland inconsolable source: politico.com   |   share: 17   Mon April 26, 2021       Ex-GOP press secretaries have some advice for the assembled Congress people at the GOP Retreat in Florida: Prepare for interviews with the press, don't wing it. In fact, maybe better if you guys don't speak at all source: politico.com   |   share: 28   Sun April 25, 2021       Kevin McCarthy now claims he's all in favor of how 45** encouraged and enabled the Jan 6 insurrection and utter lack of a timely response source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 77         Politico: Democrats lose election ... won by a Democrat source: politico.com   |   share: 128   Sat April 24, 2021       House Democrats to their Republican colleagues: Really? You're going to force a floor vote on censuring Maxine Waters? Oh it is ON now, you insurrectionist motherfarkers source: thehill.com   |   share: 127         TIL that President Biden's address to Congress, in 2021, will be the first to provide American Sign Language interpretation for a President's address to Congress. Tag is for how long this took source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 41   Fri April 23, 2021       Police Unions Want You to Think Derek Chauvin Is the Only Bad Cop source: vice.com   |   share: 97         Sorry progressive activists, Senate Dems are bailing out of court packing source: morningconsult.com   |   share: 111   Thu April 22, 2021       Oh, look. The NRA managed to find another $2 million in the midst of all its bankruptcy filings to fight Biden's gun control agenda source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 31   Wed April 21, 2021       Bill introduced by Progressives would make college free for most Americans, which is awesome news to those of us not already saddled with student loan debt source: thehill.com   |   share: 185         Jordan Klepper travels deep into the MAGAverse and finds things are even worse than before source: salon.com   |   share: 80   Tue April 20, 2021       With G & G all-in on the crazy, the GOP is looking at a huge s*** sandwich source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 55         This is like Coca-Cola struggling to "rein in" the consumption of sugared water source: thehill.com   |   share: 34   Sun April 18, 2021       Republicans reject proposed commission that would invariably find them guilty of insurrection source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 42         You're not going to believe this but it turns out The New York Post has a lot of problems with Nancy Pelosi's new biography source: nypost.com   |   share: 30   Fri April 16, 2021       Former Georgia state lawmaker Vernon Jones launches primary challenge to GA Governor Brian Kemp. In other words Brian Kemp, don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out source: thehill.com   |   share: 40         Nancy Pelosi says if you want power, you must take it source: usatoday.com   |   share: 91         House Rep Biggs upset at Biden's SCOTUS plans, being edited out of Episode IV source: msn.com   |   share: 48   Thu April 15, 2021       Business groups concerned bill might end cronyism source: thehill.com   |   share: 45         Chuck Schumer charges forth with filibuster reform source: thehill.com   |   share: 36         Pelosi poo poos packing SCOTUS source: forbes.com   |   share: 207   Wed April 14, 2021       10 'Moderate' Republican Senators are pissed that they can't demonize Biden and that the Media is telling the American public while Republicans claim they want to compromise they really only want to obstruct. Politico feels their pain source: politico.com   |   share: 92         Drinking game rules need to be set by April 28 source: thehill.com   |   share: 33   Mon April 12, 2021       Was that a stun gun disguised as a walking stick in your pants, or were you just happy to be sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 68         GOP: "You can't vote for Biden or The Squad will ruin America." Reality: "Squad searches for meaning after being shut out of every negotiation" source: thehill.com   |   share: 158   Sat April 10, 2021       Turns out Mike Pence was very concerned the January 6 rioters weren't breaking into the Capitol just to have a little talk with him source: apnews.com   |   share: 72   Fri April 09, 2021       The QAnon Patriot Conference has its own trailer and it sure is something source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 107   Wed April 07, 2021       ʎoq pnoɹd source: cnn.com   |   share: 140   Tue April 06, 2021       Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré: We need background checks on all Congressional staffers source: cnn.com   |   share: 105   Mon April 05, 2021       We'll know how important this is by how loud the Rs scream source: thehill.com   |   share: 34         Dear New York Post: Stop trying to make Hunter Biden happen, it's not going to happen source: nypost.com   |   share: 125         Bernie Sanders takes issue with President Biden's infrastructure plan, says it doesn't go anywhere near enough down the climate change road source: motherjones.com   |   share: 613   Sat April 03, 2021       The most effective members of Congress, regardless of party, aren't the ones that you constantly hear about because they are too busy actually doing work source: usatoday.com   |   share: 33         A new entry for the "unfortunate turn of phrase" headline source: theguardian.com   |   share: 54         "We won't be able to take down the Capitol fencing as long as 'patriots' keep attacking us and killing our officers" source: apnews.com   |   share: 137   Thu April 01, 2021       Eric Swalwell made a career in Congress bashing Trump. So what has he done for us lately? source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 35   Wed March 31, 2021       Says the guy who voted for a $4 trillion deficit for 2020 and cut taxes for the rich dozens of times source: cnbc.com   |   share: 61         Who's in charge of security at the US Capitol? Two seargents and an architect source: politico.com   |   share: 28   Tue March 30, 2021       Louie Gohmert provides an elegant experimental proof of the old adage about a fool and his money source: thehill.com   |   share: 41         Arizona Republicans, 2010: support and pass a law requiring people to show their ID if a cop thinks they're too brown. Madison Cawthorn, 2021: "We must make every effort to keep America from becoming a 'show your papers society'" source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 192   Sun March 28, 2021       Diamond and Silk question Biden's cognitive abilities. thatsthejoke.jpg source: mediaite.com   |   share: 254   Sat March 27, 2021       Good news, doomsdayers: A time traveler has gone six years into the future where he says humans are already extinct (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 81

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