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Mon August 10, 2020
		Mark Levin declares his undying support of COVID-19 safety procedures source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	29

Sun August 09, 2020
		Five million source: nytimes.com \| share:	71

Sat August 08, 2020
		President Trump: "I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	101
		Just remember: the House passed a relief bill months ago while the Senate never even bothered to negotiate with Democrats, leaving that in the not-so-capable hands of the White House source: apnews.com \| share:	85
		Say what you will about Bill and Melinda Gates, but their foundation just donated $150 million to push coronavirus vaccine doses below $3 for the world source: theweek.com \| share:	239
		Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Trump toady Postmaster General Louis DeJoy: Hold my stamps source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	63

Fri August 07, 2020
		Hopefully no one is counting on another stimulus bill to keep from being homeless, because the White House just scuttled it. Tag is for the Trump White House source: cnn.com \| share:	144
		Trump to GOP lawmakers in April: Hey how about a payroll tax cut? No that's farking stupid. Trump in July: Soo..in the 2nd stimulus..payroll tax cut? Lawmakers: Still no, still stupid. Trump grabs executive order pen OK Payroll tax cut coming up source: thehill.com \| share:	75
		160,000 with 300,000 expected by December. "It is what it is" source: npr.org \| share:	64

Thu August 06, 2020
		CIA smells the cray cray, steers clear of kooked-up Senate Republican probe into Bidens role in the Ukrainian energy company Burisma source: politico.com \| share:	33
		Study from the Romero Univeristy School of Economics finds that cutting off the $600 enhanced unemployment benefit would REALLY hurt the recovery of our economy. You know, the one that's almost entirely driven by conumer spending these days? source: thehill.com \| share:	57

Wed August 05, 2020
		Stung by accusations by Democrats about their "investigations" of Biden, Senators Grassley and Johnson issues statements that "я не распространяю российскую дезинформацию" err..shuffle their notes "I am not spreading Russian disinformation" source: politico.com \| share:	22
		Paragon of leadership and character, Yertle turtles his way out of COVID talks source: reuters.com \| share:	42
		Coronavirus on the rise in NJ, millions without power and transportation in the NYC area after Isaias, but sure, let's put a story about Biden's basement on the front page source: nypost.com \| share:	21
		According to this guy, if you vote for Biden, you have "Sold your soul to the devil" source: deadstate.org \| share:	174

Mon August 03, 2020
		That smile. It's the kid with the expensive toys, who ruined the game if he couldn't be in charge; all grown up source: cnbc.com \| share:	51
		Dr. Birx, you're the next contestant on "Whose turn is it to be thrown under the bus?" source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		Trump's losing PA because voters just can't hate Biden, never mind that Trump's a moron source: politico.com \| share:	99
		Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Sat August 01, 2020
		The Lincoln Project realized that Trump can't take criticism and he can't plan ahead. What they found is that a single video can take him off track for a day or more source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	227
		Trump: China will pay for COVID expenses, just like Mexico paid for that wall source: oann.com \| share:	54

Thu July 30, 2020
		One. Per. Minute source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	238
		Trump's mouth is writing checks the GOP doesn't want the poors to cash....again source: msn.com \| share:	54

Wed July 29, 2020
		Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	149

Tue July 28, 2020
		"Getting to Yes" is the classic text on neotiating strategies taught in most business and law sin the country these days. Mitch McConnell seems to be gathering his notes for writing a sequel "Gettng to No Farking Way, Have You Lost Your Mind?" source: thehill.com \| share:	58
		The Senate HEELS Act will include another $1,200 check delivered to you by either Rowdy Roddy Piper or the Iron Sheik source: cnbc.com \| share:	73
		House Democrats prepared to give up the $600 federal unemployment enhancement, conceding that it serves as a disincentive to go back to work source: cnn.com \| share:	344
		McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits source: politico.com \| share:	54

Mon July 27, 2020
		John Lewis is the first Black lawmaker to lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda, be ignored by an orange clown. Both are considered honors of the highest degree source: nytimes.com \| share:	56
		Ted Cruz takes a break from crafting unbreakable cyphers and plotting murder to claim Democrats are trying to shut down schools to help beat Trump source: politicususa.com \| share:	68
		Ted Cruz says wait staff don't deserve $600 unemployment checks source: alternet.org \| share:	126

Sun July 26, 2020
		The suburbs want to abolish Donald Trump source: politico.com \| share:	93

Fri July 24, 2020
		Trump has never stopped covering up his collusion with Russia source: motherjones.com \| share:	42
		Problem with question headlines: The reader might go "Well, duh. It never should have happened in the first place. It was a panicked, authoritarian, jerkoff response that is being used in that manner in current events" and not read the story anyway source: newyorker.com \| share:	43
		The finalized Senate GOP pandemic relief plan which was not finalized yesterday but is being finalized today won't be finalized today source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	60
		What apology? source: thehill.com \| share:	107

Thu July 23, 2020
		Leader of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Dr. Deborah Birx warns 11 cities must take "aggressive" action to stem their epidemic. Offers no help source: publicintegrity.org \| share:	35
		Rep. AOC is about to break her foot off in the ass of a racist, sexist Florida Republican live on the house Floor. Ginger, get the popcorn source: marketwatch.com \| share:	393
		Treasury Secretary Munchkin: "This bailout will not be used to bail out mismanaged states." In related news, Steve made most of his money from the last bailout in 2008 source: cnbc.com \| share:	38
		House votes to remove Confederate statues from Capitol. One hundred and thirteen members of the party of Lincoln vote to keep the statues source: thehill.com \| share:	74

Wed July 22, 2020
		Creeping towards socialism isn't really the problem. The real issue is the sprint towards an oligarchy source: thebulwark.com \| share:	54
		All the chaos going on in American cities while Trump is president is Biden's fault source: nypost.com \| share:	39
		Nancy Pelosi dubs Coronavirus The Trump Virus source: politicususa.com \| share:	93
		Trump might have gotten hundreds of thousands of people killed, but he'll win reelection because at least he gets what the common man wants source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	48
		Apparently there's a rift between the White House and Senate Republicans, who can't agree on a unified coronavirus budget plan, that's "lacking agreement on policy goals, budget parameters, or even deadlines." Pretty much EVERYTHING source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	39

Tue July 21, 2020
		"Because we're not going to let New York and Chicago and Philadelphia and Detroit and Baltimore and all of these - Oakland is a mess." Trump and Chad Wolf are going to disappear Black America source: thehill.com \| share:	235

Mon July 20, 2020
		"GOP leaders head to White House as virus crisis deepens". Note: NOT "Congressional Leaders" as one might expect in the face of a national crisis, just Republican ones source: apnews.com \| share:	56
		Nancy prepares for showdown with Yertle over Coronavirus relief source: thehill.com \| share:	67

Fri July 17, 2020
		It's unfair to say Mitch McConnell is doing "nothing" on the pandemic crisis. In fact he working VERY hard on doing the WRONG thing: Giving businesses state and federal immunity from covid-related lawsuits until 2024, retroactive to December 2019 source: thehill.com \| share:	34

Thu July 16, 2020
		Nancy Pelosi (D) compares Trump to "a man who refuses to ask for directions" on Covid-19. That is of course not true. Trump is more like a man who sends somebody who asked for directions down the wrong way just to avoid admitting he has no clue source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	52

Wed July 15, 2020
		Nobody wants to head the Congressional committee to oversee how the Adminstration misspent $500 billion for coronavirus relief. General consensus is "leave this mess for Joe" source: politico.com \| share:	29

Mon July 13, 2020
		Will Joe Biden tap that Bass? source: theatlantic.com \| share:	57
		Well, honestly it's less of a message and more of a gesture, really, though a highly expressive one source: politico.com \| share:	16
		Kamala Harris got herself exiled from Biden's circle of trust on debate night source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	150

Sun July 12, 2020
		Rabid old dog Newt Gingrich warns Trump to show more teeth, be more aggressive "than Nixon or Reagan" when biting at the liberals this time around to rile up the rabid conservative base source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	61

Fri July 10, 2020
		You want someone to blame for Trump running out the clock on his tax returns? Blame House Democrats source: theweek.com \| share:	134
		Nancy Pelosi goes all in with poker face against the White House concerning the next stimulus relief package: A trillion dollars for Phase 4? That's just the ante, pal source: politico.com \| share:	54

Thu July 09, 2020
		"Omar Navarro is a joke," Collins told The Daily Beast. "He has the mentality of a four year old child throwing a temper tantrum and the testicular fortitude of a mouse." So Navarro for Pres 2024 GOP is what you're saying source: msn.com \| share:	14
		If Tammy Duckworth becomes Biden's VP, we'll have the Silver Spoon Sychophant to thank source: independent.co.uk \| share:	98

Wed July 08, 2020
		RNC robocalls: mail in voting is safe and secure. Starring Lara Trump aka "barely even knew who the fark she was, honestly, but then she gave a great speech during the campaign in Georgia supporting me" source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	22

Mon July 06, 2020
		Today, the House will vote on removing symbols of hate, failure, and participation from the Capitol source: thehill.com \| share:	80

Sun July 05, 2020
		New Hampshire better enjoy those declining coronavirus infections while it can. Superspreader event now scheduled for Saturday source: wmur.com \| share:	72
(Some Guy)		Meanwhile, in the Garrisonverse source: grrrgraphics.com \| share:	172

Thu July 02, 2020
		Intel chiefs tell Congress about Russia Hoax 2 source: apnews.com \| share:	58
		Nancy Pelosi jumps off the top rope, performs sunset flip on Don Juan de Naranja Manitas source: msnbc.com \| share:	71

Wed July 01, 2020
		A day after his reassuring February COVID speech Trump met with his task force: actors in "Deep State" play and of course Diamond and Silk source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	27

Tue June 30, 2020
		Finally, a Karen doing the right thing source: thehill.com \| share:	28
		According to Nancy Pelosi, intelligence officials didn't tell Trump stuff because he would stupidly tell Pooty-Poot because he's dumber than a box of rocks source: mediaite.com \| share:	73
		A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says source: forbes.com \| share:	27

Mon June 29, 2020
		Twitter and Facebook still don't have a problem with egregious, demonstrable lies. Shut. It. Down source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		He farking knew source: apnews.com \| share:	123
		Everything just "HAS" to be bigger in Texas. Even the number of people infected with novel coronavirus source: bbc.com \| share:	154

Sun June 28, 2020
		Have Republicans ever been on the right side of history? source: politicususa.com \| share:	154
		Americans are so busy avoiding masks they're avoiding the news, too source: vox.com \| share:	143

Fri June 26, 2020
		This COULD be just a coincidence but the Trump administration filed its brief asking the Supreme Court to overturn Obamacare 144 years to the day from the moment when Custer arrived at the mouth of the Little Big Horn source: politico.com \| share:	49
		House approves statehood for Washington DC in 232-180 in historic vote to elevate the District to the 51st state source: thehill.com \| share:	211
		Trump: "I will protect preexisting conditions." Also Trump: "Hey, SCOTUS. Can you help me get rid of these preexisting conditions protections? Thanks" source: thehill.com \| share:	117

Thu June 25, 2020
		Trump's pick for Pentagon policy board should be running Qanon message board instead source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	16
		The June jobs report will determine if and when there is a second Covid-19 stimulus check source: thehill.com \| share:	40

Tue June 23, 2020
		Poverty went down from April to May because the CARES Act is actually the best American policy in 50 years source: theweek.com \| share:	69
		Barr prepares to ignore House subpoena source: politico.com \| share:	49

Mon June 22, 2020
		Trump at rally: So I told my people to slow down Covid testing because all these new cases were making me Look bad. White House spokesman: OF COURSE Trump was joking JEEZ. Reporter to Trump today: But, did you, tho? Trump: "weellllllll.., see" source: thehill.com \| share:	78
		Patagonia joining REI, The North Face, and other companies boycotting Facebook ads source: cnbc.com \| share:	13

Sun June 21, 2020
		AOC proves she is one of the people, building her political army from the working people in the streets, and building a fundraising machine to match the talk for when she does the walk source: thehill.com \| share:	66

Thu June 18, 2020
		How do we know Trump Incorporated is in Panic Mode? His DOJ files a request for an Emergency Restraining Order against John Bolton's book source: axios.com \| share:	165

Wed June 17, 2020
		House Speaker Nancy Pelosi again tries to reach across the aisle to the Trumpy no-mask holdouts, moves to require mask-wearing during committee hearings source: slate.com \| share:	36
		What the hey hey, nanny nanny? Cocaine Mitch McConnell says he's okay with removing Confederate names from U.S. military bases source: ajc.com \| share:	45
		Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	59
		SO THAT'S why Donnie fired all the Inspectors General source: msn.com \| share:	4
		DC statehood? Marvel at the possibility. It's a dark horse, but a valiant attempt by the House. Once it reaches the Senate, it will go BOOM source: politico.com \| share:	83

Mon June 15, 2020
		Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo source: currentaffairs.org \| share:	116

Sun June 14, 2020
		The scourge of coronavirus fraud source: axios.com \| share:	33
		Police union: we can't have the elected officials reform our profession, can we? source: thehill.com \| share:	135

Sat June 13, 2020
		Trump nominee to a top Pentagon policy post turns out to be an Islamophobe, who claimed Obama was Muslim. "This story has been updated to reflect that Ret. General Tata deleted several of his tweets after the publication of this report" source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	39

Fri June 12, 2020
		We're headed towards another shutdown. Difficulty: not COVID source: thehill.com \| share:	35

Tue June 09, 2020
		Top Congressional Democrats, including Nancy Pelosi and the leaders of the Congressional Black Congress, have no interest in Defunding the Police and think the idea is "easily caricatured by demagogues and Republicans" source: politico.com \| share:	415

Mon June 08, 2020
		Amazingly, Congressional Democrats managed to create a bill that might actually reduce police brutality source: cnbc.com \| share:	103

Fri June 05, 2020
		Only in Trump's America could the 3rd Amendment come up in conversation source: businessinsider.com \| share:	50

Wed June 03, 2020
		Former military officer in the Senate calls out current officers for "Walking like lapdogs behind a five-time draft dodging coward who is more interested in looking like a leader than actually being one," source: npr.org \| share:	78

Mon June 01, 2020
		Shockingly, the same Minneapolis police union president who once called the now-attorney general of Minnesota "a terrorist" when he was elected to Congress also wants to know why no one is talking about the "violent criminal history" of George Floyd source: thehill.com \| share:	131
		"Trump is a 'race-baiting, xenophobic' bigot." Were these words spoken by A: Nancy Pelosi? B: Bernie Sanders? or C: Lindsey Graham (in 2015)? source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	31

Sun May 31, 2020
		America to POTUS: "STFU DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT" source: thehill.com \| share:	92

Sat May 30, 2020
		"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied." So "Revoke 230" should scare the hell out of everyone? source: npr.org \| share:	74

Fri May 29, 2020
		That Stapler was a boomerang source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	44

Thu May 28, 2020
		Pelosi is done with the GOP's sham stunt opposing proxy voting source: politicususa.com \| share:	61

Wed May 27, 2020
		House Republicans to sue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in an effort to block chamber's new proxy voting system amid the coronavirus pandemic, also Democrats owning them source: axios.com \| share:	46
		Washington announces plan for Medicare enrollees to get insulin for $35 a month. And yes, the hydroxy's on the House source: fox5ny.com \| share:	6
		Nancy Pelosi raises the alarm that Trump is mentally broken and he doesn't know what he's doing source: politicususa.com \| share:	117

Tue May 26, 2020
		Actual headline brought to you by the letters FFS: Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians source: theguardian.com \| share:	26
		Mitch McConnell is Britney Spears circa 2003 source: alternet.org \| share:	64
		The Hunger Games 2020 edition. Newest version of "Not my circus, not my monkey" source: msn.com \| share:	47

Mon May 25, 2020
		This Memorial Day weekend has been another long year in politics, and it isn't even over yet source: thehill.com \| share:	48

Thu May 21, 2020
		The GOP Senate opposition to another COVID relief bill is getting less and less unanimous source: politico.com \| share:	92
		Troll level: god-like source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	197
		House Dems: Republicans will rue the day for backing Trump's defiance of congressional oversight...payback will be a biatch source: sfgate.com \| share:	102
		Yertle vows to end enhanced unemployment benefits, confirming cruelty is the point source: politicususa.com \| share:	138

Wed May 20, 2020
		Pompeo explodes at press conference. Leaves ashes source: cnbc.com \| share:	65
		You might want to sit down for this one, but some people have expressed doubt that Trump is being entirely truthful in his boast about taking hydroxychloroquine source: yahoo.com \| share:	47
		How to Give a President an Aneurysm: Lesson One source: thehill.com \| share:	147

Tue May 19, 2020
		President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing source: usatoday.com \| share:	126

Mon May 18, 2020
		Mittens removes gloves source: usatoday.com \| share:	63
		It's almost like giving $3 trillion to big business and expecting them to take care of workers while saving the economy isn't working out source: thehill.com \| share:	84
		Well now we know why Trump fired the State Department inspector general and why Pompeo decided not to run for Senate: it was going to come out that Pompeo was using State department employees to walk his dog, and everyone knows Trump hates dogs source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	48
		No source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	6

Sun May 17, 2020
		Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus source: cnbc.com \| share:	57
		GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD source: mprnews.org \| share:	90

Sat May 16, 2020
		Trump gets his investigation...for firing IG Linick source: usatoday.com \| share:	68

Fri May 15, 2020
		Moderate House Dems start bailing from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's $3T "Heroes Act". Something about being on a bloated boat that's sinking source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	468
		A conservative imagines what it would be like to confront a pandemic with actual leadership in the White House source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	38

Thu May 14, 2020
		Reporter: "Does the White house have plans should Trump and Pence fall ill." Press Secretary: "Um, er ah, OBAMAGATE, KILLARY, BENGHAZI" source: thehill.com \| share:	82

Wed May 13, 2020
		Yertle wants to see how many people will die before spending more on Coronavirus source: newsweek.com \| share:	42
		Biden, Sanders announce task forces to find party unity over policy. WONDER TWIN POWERS...ACTIVATE source: npr.org \| share:	330
		First Son-in-law unable to commit to democracy at this time source: inquisitr.com \| share:	58

Tue May 12, 2020
		House Dems set vote for Friday on $3T wishlist coronavirus relief bill. Sure to go nowhere in the GOP-led Senate, but one can wish source: nypost.com \| share:	56
(Prevail)		"There will be no quarter. There will be indictments, perp walks, convictions, long prison terms, asset forfeiture. And we will enact new laws to safeguard the republic, and make sure nothing like this ever happens again" source: gregolear.substack.com \| share:	93
		Donald Trump just learned if he and Pence become incapacitated Nancy Pelosi would be acting president and he's scared. Also Cold Case should investigate Scarborough, not sure if he means a TV show or actual police source: mediaite.com \| share:	67

Mon May 11, 2020
		Don't look now, Centrists, but Biden may be planning New Deal II and going way left of Obama, even dwarfing what FDR did source: nymag.com \| share:	273
		For all the shouting Meal Team Six is doing about reopening gyms, fitness centers, and buffets, it only seems that they care about the last source: politico.com \| share:	74

Sat May 09, 2020
		Nancy Pelosi educates the media on the value of things Trump says. I'm really starting to think she doesn't like him very much source: twitter.com \| share:	220

Fri May 08, 2020
		Speaker Pelosi has heard your outcry, voting public, and that is why she's moving forward with legislation to bail out those hardest hit by the pandemic, the lobbyists. You're welcome source: rollcall.com \| share:	66
		Yertle and his cronies want to hold off on more Coronavirus relief because if the virus won't kill the blue states, maybe poverty will source: thehill.com \| share:	39

Thu May 07, 2020
		Trump has told advisers that he believes wearing a face mask would "send the wrong message" and make it seem like he is preoccupied with health instead of focused on reopening the economy source: apnews.com \| share:	65
		True to form, Trump had already fallen behind on America's pledged payments to the World Health Organization before he decided to blame his ineptitude on them and declare he wouldn't be paying them anymore, anyway source: npr.org \| share:	36

Tue May 05, 2020
		Trump contradicts his White House storyline again, says quiet part out loud about blocking Fauci's House testimony source: cnbc.com \| share:	69
		The US is starting to return to its roots as a Republic. Unfortunately, it's the Weimar Republic source: theguardian.com \| share:	33
		It would be SUCH poetic justice if South Carolina elects a black man to replace Lindsey Graham source: thehill.com \| share:	31

Mon May 04, 2020
		"I didn't screw this up it was Fauci" says scared con man who sees the con ending source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	116
		If you've been in self-isolation, hoping against hope to know what Cher is doing to fight coronavirus, you can finally breathe a sigh of relief source: billboard.com \| share:	13

Sat May 02, 2020
		Republicans don't just want you dead source: reuters.com \| share:	74

Thu April 30, 2020
		McConnell's dilemma: Sure his caucus is made up almost exclusively of elderly white men who are sitting ducks for Coronavirus, but he's only got so much time left to ram through lifetime judicial appointments to pack the courts for a generation source: politico.com \| share:	74
		From an ethical standpoint, if you are wanting to end the shutdown, you are willing to sacrifice lives source: politico.com \| share:	303

Wed April 29, 2020
		On second thought, let's not go to Washington. It is a silly place source: politico.com \| share:	22
		Nancy Pelosi tells Trump to go back to Tweeting and let the adults work source: politicususa.com \| share:	48
		In order to spread parody content about Joe Biden you must be a Twitter-certified parodist source: motherjones.com \| share:	42

Mon April 27, 2020
		Nancy Pelosi endorses Joe Biden for President, dashing Subby's hopes that Vermin Supreme would get a much-needed boost in prestige source: mynews13.com \| share:	79
		But Lysol source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	85
		Much like the God-skeptical atheists who suddenly discover the power of prayer in a foxhole, government-skeptical Americans want an effective government intervention during a pandemic source: npr.org \| share:	134
		If one receives a stimulus check and that person writes "Fark You" in front of Donald Trump's name, will they still be able to cash that check? Asking for a friend source: usatoday.com \| share:	60

Sun April 26, 2020
		Now that the "he was being sarcastic" excuse has run its course, the White House is trying to blame the media for Trump's suggestion that we should huff Lysol source: cnn.com \| share:	180

Fri April 24, 2020
		Speaker Pelosi on President Trump's disinfectant remark: "It was consistent with all of his other statements, which had no relationship to science, fact, evidence, data or appropriate way to proceed" source: msnbc.com \| share:	116

Thu April 23, 2020
		The House is ready to pass nearly $500bil more in coronavirus relief, none of which will get to you or anyone you know source: reuters.com \| share:	69
		Republicans in the House catch the Dotard Coronavirus, refuse to wear masks because it would make their lord and god seem stupid source: nypost.com \| share:	89
		Donna Shalala admits she made a mistake by failing to report stock sales she made after being elected to the House. "I knew what the law was. I missed the deadlines. And I have to take responsibility, personal responsibility for doing that source: miami.cbslocal.com \| share:	42

Wed April 22, 2020
		"On second thought, maybe that small business money really should go to big business". 5-letter word ending in "I T C H" source: nypost.com \| share:	31
		Republicans who blasted Pelosi for not passing bills plan to vote against resolution that would allow her to pass bills source: politico.com \| share:	72

Tue April 21, 2020
		Coca-Cola says its global volume has fallen 25 percent, unprecedented oil losses continue, and people aren't wearing enough hats source: cnbc.com \| share:	6

Mon April 20, 2020
		Fox News is not kissing my ass enough. You're supposed to be my main lackeys. How'm I supposed to win in November when my main toadies aren't toeing the toady line? source: salon.com \| share:	45
		Donnie and Congress near a deal on small business and hospital aid after somebody gives him a Happy Meal with an extra prize source: apnews.com \| share:	16
		Shake Shack to return a $10 million "paycheck protection" loan they got under the Small Business Administration's program because they got caught source: nypost.com \| share:	126
		"You people are so pathetic," Trump whines at CNN reporter who called him out for masturbatory self-praise over the graves of 40,000 Coronavirus victims source: mediaite.com \| share:	113
		Republicans: we demand a $90B tax break for real estate investors. Also Republicans: $25B for virus testing is way too much source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	51

Sun April 19, 2020
		Trump fires up the IMAX projector again, declaring that Democrats are on"endless vacation" during the coronavirus crisis source: nypost.com \| share:	102

Fri April 17, 2020
		Trump's "plan" to reopen the country is a lot like Subby's plan to make Anna Kendrick fall for him: vague, impractical, and missing all the important details source: theguardian.com \| share:	64
		Fact-checking Trump's claims about Nancy Pelosi's Feb 24 Tweet/visit to Chinatown in San Francisco: Well, to paraphrase whoever the hell Mark Twain was quoting: there are liars, damnable liars, and Donald Trump source: factcheck.org \| share:	42

Thu April 16, 2020
		"Did Pelosi Say Trump Can't Hold Power Because He's One of the 'Common People'?" Seriously, if you need a fact-checker to answer this one for you, it's probably best you avoid going outside unless you wear a facemask...and a crash helmet source: snopes.com \| share:	65
		"And so the sad irony here is that the protest was that they don't like being in this stay-at-home order, and they may have just created a need to lengthen it, which is something we're trying to avoid at all costs" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	96

Wed April 15, 2020
		Democrats say WHO aid freeze is as illegal as Ukraine aid freeze. So expect a lot of hot air culminating in a vote to let Trump get away with it source: politico.com \| share:	42

Tue April 14, 2020
		Chuck Schumer and Money Sniffer may reach another Coronavirus relief deal source: thehill.com \| share:	31

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