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Wed May 05, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday Night Hockey time again & there's only one game to watch. To be fair, there's 16 other teams playing tonight, but THE game to watch will be at 7:00 PM ET on NBC. A preemptive SUP, & also Mike Milbury thinks nothing wrong happened on Mon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who names their kids Tuck and Buck?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So can we just go ahead and rename Australia to Skull Island?
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Ford unveils the Ford Explorer Timberline, featuring off-road tires, suspension lift, and a rear Torsen limited-slip rear differential, perfect for all your mall-crawling needs
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Tue May 04, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
How Fark's favorite NPR station got its name to stick
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
With no real news to cover nowadays, ABC News to air a four-hour documentary on one of the most compelling and unique figures to dominate headlines and screens since the 1980s. That's right... Mike Tyson
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lowe's says it's enlisting 'tastemakers' for a new home decor series. Walmart says they're no threat
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(The Register)
 
 
 
China cracks down on 'excessive' user data harvesting, giving 33 apps ten days to clean up their acts. NOBODY horns in on their action
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Come for the potatoes, stay for the Dickshooter
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US Army warmly welcomed upon arrival in Albania for Defender-Europe 21 multinational military exercises. What, you didn't know Albania was in NATO, or there was a country named Albania? Albania
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Anti-doping sanctions come to play at the world chess championship. Now the Russians can't use the Toss Magnus Carlsen Out the Window Gambit
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman uses an NYPD officer to try and convince Ryan Reynolds to hire him for Deadpool 3
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Woodpecker lives up to its nickname due to its metal-banging mating call. Also the name of Subby's pecker-banging metal band
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Jet delivered mid-air, mid-ocean to new owner
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Good: street with no street signs finally gets some. Bad: with a name no one knows it as. Fark: including delivery drivers and GPS apps
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We TOLD you there was voter fraud. Don't you believe us now?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Seriously, what's with the Express's hatred of Meghan Markle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Eli Broad died today. Made his $B's from KB Homes and SunAmerica but wasted it on: LA's MOCA, Broad Prize, Broad Museum, the Broad Stage, LACMA, LA Opera, Disney Concert Hall, Broad Foundation, research facilities at UCLA/USC/Harvard/MIT etc
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Fri April 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Michigan Sheriff's Deputy celebrating rare shooting two'fer
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Ravens' Odafe Oweh on why he is going by his Nigerian name in the NFL: "People were having trouble pronouncing 'Odafe', so I went to 'Jayson' my earlier years, but I don't care anymore; you're going to have to learn how to pronounce it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gen Z term used to describe out of style millennials causes controversy. That is so fetch
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Ever catch part of a movie or TV show but have no idea what it was? Have you always wanted to know the name but had no idea how to find it? Describe what you saw and let's see if Fark can figure it out
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Invincible Season 1 concludes with episode 8 now streaming. Oh, and renewed for Seasons 2 AND 3
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Thu April 29, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
For everyone else it was a Tues...er...Thursday, but for Jaromir Jagr it was a day to announce that he's going to return for his 34th professional season
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
10 to 20 years and Counting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer, whose office was raided by the FBI, reacts to FBI raid on Trump's lawyer's office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney's fist bump with Biden will be the bump that launched a thousand ships, except that instead of being packed with angry Spartans they'll be jammed with MAGAts, Q Cultists, and Servile Republicans presumably chained to the oars
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey prepares to be stuffed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hoping to have a mass effect on his customers, Bezos will soon begin selling tickets to ride on his space tourism rocket, the New Shepard
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Zipper Day, so let's all celebrate by unzipping something
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to still be performing, kicking butt and taking names at 80. IF your name is Sir Tom Jones
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Burger chain Muscle Maker to start accepting bitcoin. Also, there's a burger chain named "Muscle Maker"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sea mammal rescued, will be named Lucille
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
We're beginning to think the "most popular baby names" people are either just pranking everyone or have been hitting the bong way too much while working from home this past year
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
In an attempt to get humans to like them and avoid extinction, some new species now come in pumpkin spice variety
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A week is a long time in politics. Unless you're former UK chancellor Ed Balls, who's still getting mockery for a minor Twitter mishap ten years later. ED BALLS
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Francis Suarez. Is that a name that Trumpers need to be worried about? More to the point, is that a name that Democrats need to be worried about? Subby admires any politician with the cajones to say "I don't know" on any given topic
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(Axios)
 
 
 
DC police officer wants his body cam video released - to prove that January 6 was an incredibly violent insurrection, not the hug-and-kissfest certain people want you to think it was
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley whines 'Big Tech tried to cancel me' as he self publishes a book on AMAZON, advertises it on TWITTER, using his iPHONE
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Netflix creating documentary series about NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace. Expected to finish 15-20th in Netflix's weekly rankings
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
The upcoming Toyota Sienna Wilderness Edition is a minivan aping an SUV with AWD, 0.6" suspension lift, 1500W inverter, roof rack & rails, and a trailer hitch. Oh, and its exclusive color is...wait for it...Cement
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Mushroom mushroom, recall recall
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times announces that it is retiring the term "Op-Ed," presumably to replace it with the much more accurate term, "trollbait"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
2% Milk, sane Americans behind the wheel, or number of moon craters named for women?
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Don't forget to look up
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently the SNL cast isn't happy about Elon Musk hosting
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Beefalo not happy with his new state
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Was his name Jesus?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My 86-year old second husband and I have 12 kids between us. Can you help us keep all their names straight?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Glenn Close's Oscar twerk was scripted
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Cloaking device engaged"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple building a $1bil, 3,000-employee campus in the Raleigh, NC, Research Triangle area mostly to remind Duke of how much they suck
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Women's Health)
 
 
 
Strapped for ideas, editors steal and reprint a deadly python story from WaPo... that's 3 years old. Predictably, news aggregators across the web republish the story as new
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In no real surprise to anyone, all those Voter Suppression laws from GOP dominated state legislatures have one single GOP "lawyer" behind them. Cleta Mitchell? Hmmm where have I heard that name before
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(Medievalists.Net)
 
 
 
For example, the name John le farker appears in 1278, but this likely could be just a different spelling for the word 'fulcher' which means soldier
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I challenge you to name 5 American traditions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
41st Annual Razzie Awards Names Pillow Guy's 'Absolute Proof' As Best Of The Worst
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Hospital: "Um, sorry we made a mistake and legally named your baby 'Korn'. We still cool though, right?"
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Some guy on the internet named Josh challenged others named Josh to fight for the right to the name. Thousands showed up. Spoiler alert: Josh won
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Let's be honest. When you start life with a name like Lonnie Durfee this kind of thing is inevitable
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(Chron)
 
 
 
She had that so-low perigee (gee) / Full-moon reoccurs (reoccurs) / Whole skywatch club lookin' at her / Night sky aglow (night sky aglow) / Next thing you know / Pink moon low low low, low low low low
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China's Mars rover is named after the God of Hellfire
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge orders names of jurors kept secret after fears of gang retaliation. The gang of blue and their supporters, that is
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Name one
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Whatanembarrassment
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
*bzzzt* "I need a price check on a bottle of water and a big blood-cleaning mop at checkout, please..." *bzzzt*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
South Dakota high school rodeo club: On second thought, maybe we won't host a Slave/Branding Auction this year
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floating, ol' Mississippi, she's calling my name. Catfish jumpin, that paddle wheel pumpin', black water keep on rolling by just the same in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Seattle Kraken have yet to play a game but are already being sued for copyright infringement by a local dive bar
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits debate the correct name for the TV remote. In other news, people still watch TV (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fox cub named 'Sticky' rescued from glue trap. Name checks out
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Virginia high school that had been named after the lead racist responsible for the traitor South getting its ass kicked during the Civil War is now named after an actual hero instead: John Lewis
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Oxygen supplies given armed escort in India as supplies run out, threatening death to Covid-19 patients and imperiling President Skroob's Perri-Air supplies
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
A pit bull terrier named Astro has been awarded a medal of bravery from the city of El Paso for saving his owner's life. Don't cheat Astro on his steak
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino has a park named after him in his hometown of Pittsburgh. Visitors are requested to wear belts, bring their own folding chairs
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
You have to admit...they did get their name out
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prince changed his name to ... whatever that was, now Roger Daltrey insists you call him "Tedros"
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(Some Vegan Guy)
 
 
 
Walmart's vegan marshmallows: The treat you want, or the band name you wish you had come up with?
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Thu April 22, 2021
(MercoPress)
 
 
 
Google Argentina done screwed up
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Researchers hail identification and naming of Ameronothrus twitter, the world's first mite species discovered by stumbling on some rando's tweet
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Minnesota Lawyer Eric C. Nelson says he REALLY wishes his parents had named him Thor instead because right now he'd MUCH Rather be confused with a former NHL lineman than Eric J. Nelson, Chauvin's defense attorney
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yellow Pages apologizes for coupon advertising former denture clinic
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is 'impotent' according to a new ad running in Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the man in a bear suit walking from Los Angeles to San Francisco: 'Jesse Larios says he does not know exactly what inspired him to dress up as the character he has named Bearsun and start the over 400-mile trip'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like a New Jersey deli worth $100 million is owned by someone named T. Soprano
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In today's "Wow I'm totally shocked" news, Foxconn had one too many "N"s in their name
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Because we all remember Jesus saying "love one another, unless somebody does something you don't approve of and then you should be all judgy and ostracize them. Oh, and be sure to use my name as a justification for doing so"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Skip Bayless should change his name to Skip Clueless
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Why are Ohio politicians trying to rename a state park after Donald Trump when they have many EPA toxic locations in the state to choose from?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Jordan Klepper travels deep into the MAGAverse and finds things are even worse than before
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Tue April 20, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Nurse on pandemic frontlines finds out Becky is totes adorbs. Tag for the both of them
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
News: Ohio State rep introduces bill to rename state park after Trump. Fark: Mosquito State Park
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, Michael Keaton really is playing Batman in 'The Flash'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook messed around, just became the first NBA player to record multiple triple-doubles against every other NBA team
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Have Geico car insurance? You've probably been wrecked
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The bug is now an insect
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Latest trend is women shaving their facial hair, inspired by celebs like Marilyn Monroe, Liz Taylor, Queen Elizabeth I, and various influencers. Dermaplane that peach fuzz right off of your face
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1993, Attorney General Janet Reno found her new dance moves in Waco were less than successful
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dodgers award Vin Scully a 2020 World Series ring
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Pretty sure we can just name it the "Alex Smith Comeback Player of the Year Award" now that he has retired
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
You know you want to wear one, don't you?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
News that the UK is looking into its own digital currency to the left, better names than quidcoin to the right
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Toyota joins the EV SUV parade with the thinly disguised bZ4X concept, basically a RAV4's electric cousin featuring an AWD system by Subaru
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Some Music Guy)
 
 
 
Band Name suggestions?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Octopus Dreams: interesting tool for understanding evolution and an excellent band name
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oldest living American isn't
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(Some Amateur Lawyer)
 
 
 
From our good advice department: If you're driving around with 22 pounds of the best plant we have, make sure that you have plates on your vehicle. This is true even in Mendocino County, CA
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Sat April 17, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on ESPN 22, Robert Whittaker vs Kelvin Gastelum, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on ESPN and ESPN+. Also freakshow boxing, with YouTube "celebrity" Jake Paul vs retired MMA fighter Ben Askren at 9 PM
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Pentagon to build a nuclear teakettle rocket within 4 years
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Houston has some incredible cuisine. Barbecue, Cajun, Vietnamese. Tex-Meth is not one of them though
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Fri April 16, 2021
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Should they change its name to Kushtown?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Want to know where weed culture is going? Here's a hint: LALALA
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So you woke up this morning and wondered how in heaven's name am I supposed to mourn Bernie Madoff? Relax. NBC news thought control has got you covered
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson set to portray Joey Ramone in new Netflix biopic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Harlan Ellison wins a court case from beyond the grave against a greedy bank wanting to just take his money. Now estate costs can be paid and a nonprofit in his name funded
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The WFT polls fans with potential new names: "Wild Hogs", "Riders", "Redwolves", "Aviators", "Wayfarers", "Armada", "Awesomes", "Griffins", "Rising", "Rubies", "Swifts", "Jackoffs", "Presidents", and others. Only two of these are jokes
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Thu April 15, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
City of Placerville votes to remove image of noose from its official logo. Nickname "Old Hangtown" will remain
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons. I got three passports, a couple of visas, you don't even know my real name. This ain't no party, this aint no disco, this ain't no fooling around. This is your Thursday MSNBC discussion thread, 7pm Eastern
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A hot take from Radical Far Leftist *checks notes* WTF that can't be correct, the words make sense but the journalist must've gotten the name and face wrong
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(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
High school basketball coach decides to rob a drug stash house. Since his name is not Omar from "The Wire", you know how it turns out
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
"Extra-Crispy Bar-Style Tortilla Pizza Supreme." Nothing about this isn't perfect
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New compilation of David Bowie's 70s output will feature singles, outtakes, and unreleased tracks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. When you're a DoorDash delivery driver whose self-given nickname is "Smooth Sanchez" and you've publicly declared yourself a "virgin for life," is it really that much further of a step toward becoming an Incel terrorist?
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Did I do that?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Joker is welcomed to the Machine
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(Playstation Lifestyle)
 
 
 
Beautiful Goddess Shivakamini Somakandarkram sheds her League trophy form and joins the Borderlands movie. Taco, Pete, Kevin, Rodney, and Andre inconsolable
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What is the strangest thing that the YouTube algorithm, blessed be its name, has recommended to you today? Link goes to what was recommended to subby
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Hal Valen?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Surrender to "Le Frenchy"', a sandwich featuring smoked ham, brie, and mustard sauce toasted on fresh-baked wheat or white bread. It also features an attitude and peculiar odor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe the USA copies Canada's names to provide cover for their nefarious deeds
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: "I didn't know her age - what was I supposed to do, cut off her leg and count the rings?" NARRATOR: "In reality, the victim used her birth year in her online username Vintage99"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Free Speech Republican style. No cussin. No taking the Lord's name in vain. No porn. No claiming Eric Metaxas did anything horrible
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Can you guess the state? "Students of Color 'Slave Traded' by Other Students in Online Game" Here's a hint: it rhymes with ass
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta school changing name from Confederate general to Hank Aaron
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle's new tunnel boring machine named 'MudHoney' after the early 90's grunge band, possibly to be joined by the Soundgarden Amphitheater or the Nirvana Institute for Brain Surgery
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 13 is "minatory," as in: "The problem with labyrinths on the island of Crete is that they tend to be a bit minatory"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One of 22 people running in the special election to replace late TX Rep. Ron Wright, Michael Wood is basing his campaign on the idea that the average GOP voter is sick of Trump and ready to move on. So this is the last time you'll ever hear his name
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned by a dumpster in Wichita. Local police captain decided to give the dog a shot
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's just not cricket. Or, as they say in Australia, "This is shiat"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Missing: Rabbit. Name: Darius. Distinguishing features: He's 4 FOOT 2 INCHES long
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Mon April 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gun control advocate David Hogg announced that he is resigning from Good Pillow in order to focus on activism and his college studies. But how can you study without a good nights sleep?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An excellent analysis of exactly why we should be seriously considering an expansion of the Supreme Court and why Justice Stephen Breyer is full of shiat
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Britt Reid to soon be named assistance coach of the Mean Machine
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's trade deadline day in the NHL. Anyone care to prognosticate on big players going to 'x'? Lots of players moved late yesterday for bags of used pucks so there might be some bigger deals today. It's all over one way or another by 3pm ET
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
IBM spinoff company to be named Kyndryl. The name is inspired in part by "tendril", which means "parasitic creeper". Sounds about right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My parents made my sister executor of their $4 million estate, and joint owner of their bank accounts. Why don't they love me?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas to ban ornamental grass, possibly because watering your lawn in a desert is stupid
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After much exploring, standalone Bronco Dealerships are in route. No word if they will be suburban or staffed by guys with names like Jimmy, Willy, or Ranger
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Enzo Sciotti has passed. You may not recognize the name, but you'll recognize the art
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soberana vaccine receives support from Caribbean countries. Farkers raise a distrustful eyebrow at the name
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There's vengeance. And then there's buying a tank and taking it in to battle to avenge your dead husband level vengeance
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out the most unpopular thing about vaccine passports is the name
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lightly criticize a politician in a podcast? That's a visit from the police, you anti-war leftist hippie. Difficulty: he was criticizing AOC
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Sat April 10, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: UFC on ABC 2, Martin Vettori vs Kevin Holland. It's a daytime show for the second event on ABC. Early prelim at 11:30 AM ET on ESPN+, TV prelims at Noon ET on ESPN, and the main card at 3 PM on your local ABC affiliate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Death Valley lives up to its name
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Fri April 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
T'was a hot wind that blew that day. Those of us that worked the wind farm knew our names were about to be called by the Goddess Windy. We all knew Windy has stormy eyes. And Windy has wings to fly. But none of us didn't think she could do this
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The QAnon Patriot Conference has its own trailer and it sure is something
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law thinks that we named our baby after her, but we did no such thing. How do we disabuse her of that delusion?"
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
The greatest teams to never win the NCAA Tournament since the field expanded to 64. Let's call this Gonzaga's consolation prize
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Screenwriter of Batman v Superman wanted his name removed from Justice League after the studio rejected his idea that all the mothers of the characters be called Martha
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
"I know, why don't we plant that boat?"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Prince's estate announces "Welcome 2 America" will be released in July, an album apparently recorded circa 2010-2011. It will include a live performance from LA in 2011
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Paradox to make Dick freely available to all next week
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This letter of support totally reads like it was written by the unnamed women who work in Matt Gaetz's office and absolutely not written by Matt Gaetz himself
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(Some Nobody)
 
 
 
Back in 2019, someone created a people map of the US, where city names are replaced by their most Wikipedia'ed resident - someone who was born in, lived in, or connected to that place
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
...because boycotts almost never work
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wonder how many familiar names might pop up among the 2.7 MILLION pages of evidence revealed by prosecution in the Ghislaine Maxwell case
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(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmaker proposes legalization. Misses the chance to name it HB420
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump backs Mo Brooks in Alabama senate race, the same Mo Brooks who praised the Capitol insurrectionists for "kicking ass"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dibs on "Dirtbag Vote" as a polka-dubstep-harpsichord band name
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nike suspends endorsement of Deshaun Watson. You would expect nothing less for a company named after the biggest supporter of a god famous for sexual misconduct
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Garza selling NFT that does not have anything to do with ranch dressing or garish ties
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Prince William beats Mike Tyson, Jason Statham to be named world's sexiest bald guy. The Sun is there (no doubt to give then sunburn)
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Microsoft resurrects its first ever logo
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon threatened to make Gal Gadot "look stupid" if she didn't follow his script. Maybe he was going to show her flying an invisible plane
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Ndamukong Suh welcomes twin boys. In true Suh fashion, he accidentally on purpose, "accidentally" kicked each boy in the nuts
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
"Many folks prefer to prick the shells of raw eggs with a pin and blow out what's inside so that the clean fancy dyed shells can be used as a festive decoration for a little bit longer." Name. Farking. One
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Mon April 05, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On the bright side, "Death by Squats" will be the name of my speed metal Jazzercise band
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
There once was a nurse named Siobhan/key to the transplant team she was on/her car got into a wreck/sadly broke her neck/but donating her organs, she'll never be gone
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thandiwe Newton pulls a Tom Sirveaux
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You can't spell TRE45ON without 45
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Come face-to-face with your fears with these knitted nightmare balaclavas from the '60s & '70s
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After a year of social distancing, do we even know how to socialize in person anymore? Asked an anonymous individual through a typed submission to an online messaging board where everybody uses screen names
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember that Jordan Spieth guy who used to be the #1 golfer in the world? Apparently he remembered something about himself - how to win a golf tournament
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Carol and Negan head out to look at some flowers, giving the reformed villain a chance to reflect on the man he was and could be again. It's the final episode of season ten, setting the stage for an epic final season. The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(WCSX Detroit)
 
 
 
Up early to hide eggs in the yard, which got subby thinking we need a Sunday Morning Music Club thread about animals. Not just rabbits (white or otherwise), but any animal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you have a Facebook account, you should probably change your password today. And if you don't know why, you can always call Mark Zuckerberg direct and ask
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After extensive investigation, internet randos have figured out what caused the Suez Canal kerfuffle : Women drivers, am I right? And what's the deal with airline food?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Journey band members amicably learn how to go their separate ways
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Sat April 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A pup named Hero lives up to his name
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
28 years ago today, "Clerks" started filming. I'm not even supposed to be here today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After undercover investigation, FBI and DEA raid Beverly Hills company that provided small secure and private boxes. Included in article: the in no way suspicious advertisement "we don't even want to know your name"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
In an amazing coincidence, Missile-Slinging Catamarans is the name of my new alt-punk/country-disco crossover band
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When booking passage on a cargo ship so you can join ISIS, make sure your travel agent isn't a federal agent
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman calls her husband a big baby, not because he is, she just can't pronounce his name (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Garza named AP player of the year despite the ties, ranch dressing
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Prophet Elijah (no not that one) claims Donald Trump is a divine messenger of God and will bring about God's 'eternal kingdom'
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today in sports, KNS-Sherlock news reports that the move to LA not only didn't help the Chargers, but they're hemorrhaging money, overladen with debt, and the Spanos family might be forced to sell
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Astros fans' guide to defensive booing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Some guy named Howard Megdal seems to have a real hard-on against the designated hitter rule to the point that I am concerned about his mental state
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rapper du jour, shoe entrepreneur, and hemophile Lil Nas X was named after a car that was named after a hat. The Aristocrats
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is finally over: it's officially "Cup O' Noodles" again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dadgummit, Ol' Roy has hung up his whistle
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ My baloney has a first name, it's M, Y, O, C, A, R, D, I, A, L, I, N, F, A, R, C, T, I, O, N...♫
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The last time Macedonia won this big it was some guy named Alexander defeating the Persian Empire
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're being name checked by the richest man in the world? Asking for a friend
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new meat-eating predator discovered and has been named 'the 'one who causes fear.' Now picture him in tighty-whiteys
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Who Listens to 'Now That's What I Call Music' In 2021? Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That hole, keep digging, Matt
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the USC Trojans continue their run by defeating the Gonzaga Bulldogs and advance to the Final Four? Or will Gonzaga's quest to go undefeated continue by saying USC-ya later? The Elite Eight of the NCAA Tournament continues at 7:15 PM ET on TBS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some AstraZeneca investors are wondering if rushing their coronavirus vaccine and forgoing $20 billion in revenue to get it out there was worth it
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"As soon as they called her name the pastor immediately shut her down. 'Absolutely not. This is a male-only trip. Females are unable to attend so we're just gonna keep drawing names until we get a male"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 21-year-old daughter is biracial, beautiful, smart, and funny. She has an ethnic name from my husband's home country. It can be a difficult name to pronounce at first. Her new boyfriend refuses to use it and calls her Sara. Isn't this offensive?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
God, you modify one stinkin' pair of another company's sneakers with a pentagram and human blood and start selling them as "Satan Shoes," and suddenly they're all like, "Imma sue your ass." What happened to everyone's sense of humor?
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Hackers attempted to install a back door in the PHP code library. Why couldn't they use an existing vulnerability like everyone else
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(Showbiz 411)
 
 
 
Since there's no new songs, oldies top the charts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Buffalo Bills have chosen a new stadium name
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Chico Enterprise Record)
 
 
 
Watch NFL Hall Of Famer Tim Brown ace the iconic 17th hole at Sawgrass, the infamous island green
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you are in a car with meth and that car is sitting on the side of the road and the police notice said car, you might want to make sure the fake name you give them doesn't already have an active arrest warrant attached to it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Social media personality receives death threats following her suggestion that a) all covid restrictions be lifted, b) $15 minimum wage isn't enough to live on, c) one PGA major event should be match play format
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test? The satire tag is appropriate, but is it entirely satire, though?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
January: Let Them Play protests in Michigan push to resume high school sports. March: basketball team wins district tournament, then forfeits regionals so they can go on spring break
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama Shakes in search of a new drummer, maybe a new name
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband doesn't think there's anything wrong with exposing our daughters to violent, graphic films with pay-channel language but I think there is as our daughters are 7 and 10. Which one of us is right on this?"
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Spiffy: N-bomb dropper Morgan Wallen has finally been knocked out of the #1 spot in the Billboard 200 Albums Chart. Fark: by Justin Bieber
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Vulnerable Child Compassion and Protection Act? Is there a word to describe something named for the opposite of the meaning of its words?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Boehner's back and there's gonna be trouble / He la he la, my Boehner's back ♫ ♬
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(Some Wage Slave)
 
 
 
If you were wondering what kind of exploitative monsters would actually brag to their employees about hindering the Fight For $15 minimum wage and blocking unionizing efforts, look no further
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
OKC, surprisingly competitive with veteran Al Horford and bunch of young no-names, fails to trade Horford at deadline, immediately plants him on bench for final 28 games in order to win 2021 draft lottery. Such is the process
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Sat March 27, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An ancient fruit with large seeds had a vulgar name, meaning "open bottom." Rick Sanchez nods
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen begins in the NCAA Tournament. Will Loyola pound Oregon State to advance? Will Baylor be the victor against Villanova? Will ORU continue their run against Arkansas? How about Syracuse and Houston? It starts at 2:40 PM ET on CBS
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Something huge and invisible is making nearby stars vanish. Did someone finish writing out the nine billion names of God?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Forward this email to all your friends within 24 hours to get good luck and become a plaintiff in a fraudulent election lawsuit without your knowledge
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grocery store censors cake, which is odd because the store name looks like Pubix
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(Soompi)
 
 
 
Korean historical drama "Joseon Exorcist" permanently canceled after only two episodes due to historical distortion controversy, which is not a band name but a sentiment among angry viewers that producers were kowtowing to China
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It is an article of faith among the MAGA faithful that Joe Biden is a doddering, senile old man who is barely aware of his own name. The Republican Senators and Reps who have met with him now know better
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor Shane Vaughn: God told me to condemn the 'sinful' Biden Administration. And celebrate a President who's had 3 wives, disparaged the poor and disenfranchised on a regular basis, and claimed that he would have farked his own daughter
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(Patch)
 
 
 
A classic sandwich of Massachusetts' North Shore: the roast beef three-way
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Vice President of San Francisco School Board most recently in the news for push to rename schools for cultural sensitivity forced from leadership position for racist tweets
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're looking for inspiration for baby names, maybe your answer is sitting in your spice rack. I just can't wait to meet someone named Coriander or Garlic Powder
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow has set her sights on the craven coward Joe Manchin
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Peter Doocy is not Jim Acosta," says Fox News' Dana Perino, in what she imagines is a defense of Fox News' journalistic integrity
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot in the Milky Way
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(Oral B)
 
 
 
"ORU has won two NCAA tournament games in its history," Mills said. "I would love to tie that record"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Festival of Brexit 2022 to feature one exhibit on growing your own vegetables, and a "celebration of British weather". Oh and they will have decided on the festival's name by the end of 2021
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not so much the topic of the article itself than it is of a certain hysterical man named Shon Crabtree being such a flaming clownshoe
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Spun)
 
 
 
It seems that more than one team who had previously been interested in Deshaun Watson, have decided to move forward without him in their plans at this point. Golly gee, I wonder why
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Possible mass shooting foiled
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee looks to establish an unarmed first responder group, tentatively to be named the Friendly Officer Direct Dispatch Emergency Response
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(Independent)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you die, according to a bunch of zombies
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Teen gets iPhone-shaped coffee table after buying cheap iPhone online. Still cool, but probably hard to take selfies with
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Latest QAnon conspiracy theory: The QAnon conspiracy theory doesn't exist
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
My name is Wendy and I'm here to say, here's how to serve drinks the easy way
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Police body cam shows Ohio State football player passed out behind the wheel in McDonald's drive thru. Fark: Siren couldn't wake him up so they had to break the window
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia, gay man says we shouldn't have a gay time when when have a Gaytime
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(Newstalk 870 AM)
 
 
 
Woman 'stuck' on top of T-Rex calls 911
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby just discovered Kouign Amann, "40 percent dough, 30 percent butter, and 30 percent sugar." OMG where have you been all my life? Gonna make some... anyone got tips?
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Subby hopes you're sitting down cause this is a shocker: Illegal prostitution in the Netherlands is rising due the sex clubs being under covid restrictions. Giggity tag is busy with a client who at least has a mask on so Obvious stands in
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rep. Mass Shooter Barbie (R-eally likes guns) sent out a "DON'T TAKE OUR GUNS" fundraising email while her constituents dead bodies were still warm
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
When a player's name is Cockburn and you have to resort to racism, that's just lazy. The joke writes itself
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
An AI has created a new version of Eminem's forgotten "My Name Is" for 2021
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that the first two rounds are completed, let's re-seed the remaining teams for the NCAA Tournament
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson is moving into Bill Cosby territory as number of woman accusers now at 24, the Count is unavailable for comment
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Top 10 puppy names of 2021. Sparkly vampires still popular
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(Chron)
 
 
 
For some strange unknown reason, Roger Stone's name keeps popping up in Capitol breach investigation court filings
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Big Ten had a record nine teams in the NCAA tournament. But Michigan is the only one to advance to the Sweet 16
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(Science Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
Sexually transmitted ebola outbreak to the left, death metal cover band names to the right
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Amazing new blood test measures covid immunity faster and cheaper. Religiously inclined inhabitants of social media breathlessly writing posts about how the test uses Lucifer-ase and is actually named SATiN
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(Some GPT-3 Lady)
 
 
 
I love you, I don't care if you're a doggo in a trenchcoat. And other AI pickup lines
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Is your smart home haunted by ghost devices? Here's how to exorcise them
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The dumbest US Senator refuses to rest in his quest to ensure that all Americans know that he is indeed the dumbest Senator. Take it away Ron
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Quibi won a WGA award
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We complete the Second Round of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament on Monday. We start off with Oregon and Iowa at 12:10PM ET on CBS. After strange things happened on Sunday, will we see Monday be any more bizarre?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor John Hagee (then): You need Jesus, not vaccines. Pastor John Hagee (now): Yeah, I got the vaccine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude's name is Bane. His girlfriend is missing. And he won't let the police search his yacht. Obvious Tag is at the plate
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tony Hawk cries as he lands his last 540 Ollie at 52. He's still kicking, he just said his vert days are done
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Whether your bracket is busted or not, check out the Second Round action of the NCAA Tournament. Coverage begins at Noon ET on CBS. What will be the big moment on Sunday? Tune in and find out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can't show tournament highlights because of rights restrictions? Time to call in the first graders
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Magnus Carlsen eliminated from Magnus Carlsen tournament
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The First Round of the NCAA Tournament continues with coverage tipping of at Noon ET on CBS. Will another major upset occur? How is your bracket so far? The state of Indiana is rocking this weekend
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Fri March 19, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Going to Japan? Prepare to install mandatory location apps and Skype on your Smartphone before you leave the airport. Don't have a Smartphone? Then you won't like where they will insist on installing them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CERN's Large Hadron Collider confirms the discovery of the "odderon", a subatomic compound of three gluons that forms when protons collide violently but aren't destroyed; the odderon was theorized in the early 70s and finally detected
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mar-a-NoGo
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
If you're quick, you could change your name to Camille Nous and instantly become a famous researcher
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At the NCAA basketball tournaments, women's teams are getting less accurate COVID antigen tests while the men's are getting PCR tests, known as the "gold standard"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Daredevil gives himself the old bums rush, bungee jumps off ledge with cords attached to his butt (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This IS 2021, right? So, anyone have an explanation for why the NCAA treats the Women's Tournament like it's 50 years ago?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Friday brings us the first batch of first round games of the NCAA Tournament. It starts with Virginia Tech and Florida at 12:15 PM ET on CBS. Will we see any major upsets? Will your bracket be Drexeled? Who will have one shining moment? Find out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
George W. Bush says he was "sick to his stomach" watching all those white supremacist republican terrorists storm the Capitol on January 6
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sony takes a moment to parry all other offers to buy the EVO fighting game tournament, defeat Chun-Li
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Greek tragedy as alphabet no longer used to name hurricanes
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Thu March 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
BMW CEO Oliver Zipse says BMW has no plans to stop developing internal combustion engines because demand for these vehicles will remain robust for many years to come
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell rescues three-legged dog, names it Whiskey, earns 176,030 points towards The Good Place
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a one-year hiatus, the NCAA Tournament returns with four play-in games. Starting at 5:10 PM ET it is Texas Southern-Mt. St. Mary's, then Drake-Wichita State, App St.-Norfolk St., and finally UCLA-Michigan St. Is your bracket complete yet?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
In terrible news about terrible people today, Kim Kardashian shows off opal and diamond 'birthstone grill'
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
If you sell software to banks, and billions of dollars are at stake, best practice suggests you not ship said software with references to an unclaimed domain name that literally just anyone could register and make off with said billions
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(Know Your Meme)
 
 
 
How about a meme and reaction-gif thread, but filenames only? well-there-it-is.jpg
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Something fishy is going on in Taiwan
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Offering a window into his thought processes, Bill Gates is pretty high on climate, capitalism, and yes, politics. But he refuses to confirm or deny the hiring of a new assistant with the last name "Smithers"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Daughter of liberal icon Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan (D-NY) identified as the woman who told Asian Americans to 'go back to China' in a racist rant
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will SANADA bring Ospreay's Cup run to a Skull End? Can David Finlay pull off the upset of the tournament? Who will EVIL punch in the crotch tonight? NEW JAPAN CUP 2021 Quarterfinals conclude @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Calamari is fried
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Wed March 17, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Investigators identify Umbrella Man from last summer's protests, somehow fail to mention his name and which police force he works for
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How pasta got its grooves back in the days
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
App brings a dinosaur, giant sabre-toothed cat, and Sir David Attenborough into your living room. If you've got weed you'll think you've found the monolith
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Today's nonsensical internet argument: is it St. Paddy's Day, with two D's or St. Patty's Day, with two T's?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Washington Dept of Transportation needs the public's help in naming their new snow plow, which will join plow siblings "The Big Leplowski" and "Plowie McPlow Plow"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gerard from Queens, you're on the FAN. First time caller, long time victim of your fraud scheme. I'm glad to see your financial situation has greatly improved since your release from prison and return to the air
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Your name is Jared? Possibly you're an idiot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In perhaps the least shocking headline of the day, "Lobbyist named in $60M Ohio bribery probe is found dead"
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Freedom of Information Day, so feel free to inform us all of something you feel is important
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(ATP Tour)
 
 
 
For the first time since July 2005, a player not named Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, or Murray has broken into the top 2 of men's tennis
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Mon March 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two injured in lifeboat safety drill mishap on RRS Sir David Attenborough. Investigators to dub lifeboat "Rolly McBonebreaker"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Breaking: Ted Lieu murdered some guy named Madison in broad daylight
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Tales of Wait, That Can't Be Right" - 24,000 "hackers" provide real names, credit card numbers to site that specializes in disclosing personal details like real names and credit card numbers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'll tell your mama, I'll tell your friends, I'll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend. Send it in a letter, baby, tell you on the phone, I'm not the kinda girl who misses the MSNBC disscusion thread at 7:00pm EDT
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Sandwich Nazi actual Nazi
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson says he's totally not a racist and isn't afraid of BLM just because it has the word Black in the name
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Asian clawed otters Alana and Puba will soon be introduced to their other exhibit-mates, white-cheeked gibbons, Dexter and Asia, by zookeepers with children named Madison, Bentley, and Zayden
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(NFL)
 
 
 
49ers sign Juszczyk to five-year, $27 million extension by tricking him into saying his own name backwards
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Timberlake to transfer from Miami, still plans on making music and releasing an album later this year
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For only 100 dollars you can help Trump return to Twitter or stop Kamala Harris and socialism
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Virginia has spot in NCAA Tournament, assuming they have enough players to participate
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Mad Libs, politics edition. _____(first name) Trump's _____(animal) charity suspected of _____(crime)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The seven biggest snubs in the NCAA Tournament bracket on Selection Sunday"
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(Some Dance Party)
 
 
 
My cat is teen pregnant and going to have her kittens any day (yes, I tried to spay her; long story). While I'm lining up some good homes, I need some "placeholder names" for the potential 5-6 of them that will probably be born. Suggestions?
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Sun March 14, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1776, Alexander Hamilton was named captain of an artillery company, possibly for not throwing away his shot
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Want to catch people who pad their resume? Just create a fake programming language and see who has it as a skill
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two example reasons why rental tenant screening algorithms need to be banned: One US Navy veteran who was mixed up with a drug trafficker who doesn't even have the same name, and a disabled man with a retail theft arrest that was dismissed years ago
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Don't tweet the word "Memphis." Trust us
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Final Judgement at Paris. Steven Spurrier, Brit who championed California wines in the 1970's, passes. Quite the Bottle Shock
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Sat March 13, 2021