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Thu April 26, 2018
(WAMU American University)
 
 
 
Boston Red Sox want to rename Yawkey Way because the former Sox owner ran an historically racist ball club. Difficulty: if the street is renamed back to its former name then it would be even worse
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you tattoo the name of your ex's mother on your butt, or 'Ram Me' above your crotch, future paramours may take umbrage
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
PGA Tour is making a deal to host a tournament in Detroit next year. Grounds crew to be called Mow Town
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Golden State Killer may have finally been caught. Thank you, Michelle McNamara
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The wife of the Secretary of Interior is a believer of the QAnon conspiracy theory but honestly I'm just having a hard time with her real name being 'Lolita'
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prankster taunts the dynamite monkey by pushing it into a pond, receives instant karma
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Because normal mobile phone fishing games are too namby-pamby, Japan unveils "god-level" fishing game Fishing Strike for serious gamers only. Admire boobalicious babes, Satriani-esque guitar work, and great white sharks. Goddam
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What do you do if your Women's Tennis Team is 10-16 after the season but you need to be .500 to make the NCAA Tournament? If you're the University of Arkansas you schedule 6 tournaments in one day against Tennessee State and go 6-0
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Own this Jaquet Droz Signing Machine, a manual hand-wound clockwork device which can be personalized to sign your name. Which is a good thing, because your own handwriting will be pretty shaky while writing out the $367,500 check for it
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
When life gives you a sinkhole, how to make sinkholade: Excavate more to expose limestone spires, rename it "The Cathedral of Nature," and build a luxury hotel next to it
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Trump needs a nickname. Ideas to the right, people. Let's do this
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Three-legged dog named Tripod abandoned on cliff by two-fisted drinker named Defendant
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman goes into labor during tornado on Friday the 13th. Jason, Dorothy not on the list of names
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump lied about his wealth to a journalist in the 1980s using the fake name John Barron. Lordy there's a tape
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archeologists think they have found King Tut's wife, Ankhesenamun, who was also King Tut's funky half-sister and cousin...so that's how it is in their family (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A profile of VA Secretary-designate Ronny Jackson. Including that fact that George W. Bush gave him the nickname "Scrote"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
King of Swaziland brings his country into the 21st century by renaming it eSwatini. iPalau and Dotcomoros expected to follow suit
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz reduced to writing a tribute praising Trump as a leader for Time Magazine. You know, the same guy who accused his father of killing JFK, and who mocked his wife and nicknamed him Lyin' Ted
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Lean Cuisine debuts DNA-based meal plan named 'Nutria'. Large, orange-toothed rodents unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ATF issues a warning to all stagecoaches, old-timey banks, and roadrunners in Pennsylvania as someone stole about 700lbs of dynamite from a construction site near Lancaster
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Wed April 18, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Hot Pants. Amen
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels is donating her affair pay-off money to Planned Parenthood under the names Trump and Cohen, knowing the President he will likely just try to claim the relevant tax deduction
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
33 abused chihuahuas rescued from a Ford Expedition. In other news, the Chihuahua Abuse Expedition is the name of subby's Laurie Anderson tribute band
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After being named as one of Michael Cohen's client, Sean Hannity claimed on air : "Michael Cohen never represented me in any legal matter, I never retained his services" Which, by definition, would make him not a client. So is Cohen lying or Hannity?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out, the mental dynamics of job interviews can impose and hold a bizarre power over applicants if and when they are hired
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On the left a poorly named WiFi causes evacuation at Planet Fitness. List your superior WiFI names on the right
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Women named "Heather" are the coolest, most stylish, most with-it, most popular, most trendy, most likely to succeed. Convince me otherwise
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here's what we all need, a timeline of Trump's insulting Comey nicknames. Yes, this is our bully President with his bully pulpit (Twitter)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the 50 weirdest town names in North America. Come for Bacon Level, stay for Big Beaver
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"New footage of West Memphis baby-shower brawl may clear off-duty officer's name"
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
In case you had any hope for our potential collective intelligence, here's a bunch of people shocked Barbie's last name is Roberts
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Troy Police Dept. welcomes the first member of its new Feline Unit. The new officer will be named via a contest with kids at Troy Public Schools, with Twitter users voting on the 4 finalists. Stay tuned for the 'Catty McCatface' thread on Caturday
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Fri April 13, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
My name is Biff and I'll be your server. Tonight's special is something vinagrette and the nachos are like really good. Really
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Wed April 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For you Yanks out there, imagine if your street was named Dumb Fark Lane. And then imagine that the city council refused to change it because of the "history" involved
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here's the president taunting dynamite comrade with "smart" missiles
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
That time LBJ went to the Pentagon to fire Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, when the elevator got stuck and everyone on board thought a coup was going down and other interesting politicians stuck in elevator stories
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Adam Savage returning to host a new 'MythBusters' spinoff (without his former grumpy cohost whatshisname)
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How to get a border wall the easy way. Rename the fence as a wall and TaDa instant wall
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Attn. Pittsburgh Pirate fans: If you recently bought a Felipe Rivero jersey, his last name is now Vázquez. Sorry for the inconvenience
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Mon April 09, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Trump Org asked the President of Panama to illegally intercede in order to protect one of Trump's best money laundering operations
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blac Chyna is confident that she'll maintain her joint custody status in spite of publicly brawling at Magic Mountain and having chosen to name herself Blac Chyna
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UNC alum Michael Jordan names UNC alum Mitch Kupchack general manager of Charlotte Hornets. Duck sucks
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Danish silo implosion failure: not just my Scandinavian metal cover band's name
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Sun April 08, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey governor looks to name and shame other states on lax gun laws with quarterly report on gun origins used in New Jersey crimes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New house ratings show blue wave growing into blue tsunami. Surf's up, GOP
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Sat April 07, 2018
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: After an uneventful fight week, it's time to get on the bus for UFC 223, Khabib Nurmagomedov vs Al Iaquinta, and Rose Namajunas vs Joanna Jedrzejczyk. Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
The cinnamon challenge, the Tide Pod challenge, the condom snorting challenge: Photoshop the next stupid/dangerous teen challenge that will cause nationwide panicgasms
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second round at Augusta has familiar names at the top while the defending champion punched his ticket home in true Tin Cup style. Streaming begins at 9:14 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Gordie Howe's name to be stripped from the Stanley Cup
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmaker opposed to a medical marijuana bill in her state cites a Daily Currant article to claim that 37 people overdosed on marijuana and died on its first day of legalization in Colorado. Unclear how many were named Becky
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford Escape was the only small SUV to fail a passenger safety test. Apparently it got its name from riders in a crash having to decide how to get out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A proctologist called Dr Butts, a pastry chef called Baker - is it sheer coincidence, or does the universe have a way of pushing people towards careers that reflect their names?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Driver of bus headed for Masters Tournament spent too much time at the 19th hole
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With US elections coming, Democrats are embracing the "sticks and stones may break my bones, but immature, petty-ass nicknames from a lying, cheating, cheeto-faced sack of monkey poop will not hurt me" strateegery
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Subby was going to come up with something clever about the world's smallest village being for sale, but it is located in Shartlesville, so the founding fathers of that town really deserve the green light, just for naming the town Shartlesville
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Tue April 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN ranks every NCAA basketball tournament champion from 1939 to 2017. Detailed list to the left, reasons why you disagree to the right
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
MIT: yeah, let's get our name off that fatal brain-uploading thing. Let the droolers at RPI and Caltech run with it
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
SC town asks voters to write in their suggestion for its name change, with predictable results
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
A reporter tries to solve one of the great mysteries of our time: Why are hockey nicknames so damn boring?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some guy claiming to be Tiger Woods is the odds on favorite to win this little golf tournament in Augusta, Ga. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like many other dating and Social media Apps it appears that Grindr regularly shared info about its users such as name, email address, relationship status, precise GPS location at any given time, oh, and of course, HIV Status and last test date
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When their son was named senior adviser to the President of the United States, the scandal-plagued Kushner family saw a road to redeeming their family's name. Sadly, however, Jared became a senior adviser to President TRUMP, so, the opposite of that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No problem is so great that it cannot be overcome by an excessive application of dynamite
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Chugging a gallon of milk..... eating a spoonful of cinnamon.... chewing a ghost pepper.... eating a TidePod...... oh gosh, what to do next to make my generation look asinine. Oh hey, let's snort condoms
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. threatened with lawsuit by Uwe Boll for "stealing his brand" by using the name Rampage
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
And the winning name of the 2018 Denver Comic Con beer is:
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This cult was created by someone named Harry Palmer. They aren't even farking trying anymore, are they?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They missed that Michigan has a player that used to be a student-manager, who's scored a 3 in the tournament already. Add 20 points
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Some new parents decide to name their child after a place that's special to them. Others turn to Ikea for inspiration
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jack White named as the latest SNL musical guest you'll hit mute for
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
London based KGB defector Boris Karpichkov claims that he was warned in February 2018 of a Putin approved hit list containing the names of nerve agent victim Sergei Skripal, Christopher Steele, and American expatriate Bill Browder
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Tijuana Sewage Flow is the name of my punk salsa band
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Implants left women with awesome death metal band name
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And then there is this Instagram account which only seems to exist so it can follow anyone who happens to be named "Paul Williams"
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
To prepare citizens for next tsunami, Akita City unveils 'game of life' that gamifies post-flood survival steps. "Our system will enable the users to control the video so that they can (virtually) experience fleeing from tsunami"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Does he think all Asian names need to be in full capital letters?
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently the polling firms are starting to get bored writing "historically low approval rating " this and "overwhelming democratic advantage in 2018" that: "Poll: Trump leads Stormy Daniels in 2020 match-up, but not if she uses her real name"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg to UK MPs: Sorry, I can't appear in person to give evidence at your enquiry, but I have asked no name deputy #345 to appear instead, so we good, right?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It may be the Little Dance or the Not Interested Tournament to some of you, but the NIT Semifinals at Madison Square Garden is going on. Can Utah hold off Western Kentucky? Can Penn State defeat Mississippi State? Tip-off is at 7pm EDT on ESPN
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pornhub gives free Premium access to people in towns with sexually-suggestive names
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White Sox rehire groundskeeper after he clears the dirt from his name
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"We, probably unwisely, chose to play with [the old box of dynamite] a little bit. We were handling it and breaking it and seeing what was in it. So as it turns out, that was not very smart"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
John Bolton, warmonger extraordinaire, skipped the Vietnam war because we were losing and well, it just seemed like a big waste of his time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher would probably accept Vince Young's apology, if only Vince could spell Jeff's name right
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bring back the baby names from years gone by, Shirley they can't be as bad as the names we give our snowflakes today (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
State lawmaker calls for sign dedicated to Civil War General Joseph Hooker to be changed or taken down, saying his last name is a "double entendre'' that embarrasses Massachusetts
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey Troy, your last name isn't "Brady" so, obviously, you aren't
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tumblr releases the names of 83 accounts linked to Russian state sponsored trolls... what... NO Not YOU mooseblogtimes. Now where will I go for all my moose related news?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starbucks issues a $10 million challenge to come up with a compostable coffee cup. Customers: Just give us a cup with our name spelled correctly
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Fri March 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Subby was going to name his band Subterranean Voodoo Sex Slaves, but it appears a Spanish DJ already did
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who do you have between Clemson or Kansas? Will Villanova stop West Virginia? Will Duke suck against Syracuse? Will Texas Tech have their way with Purdue? The Sweet Sixteen round of the NCAA Tournament continues at 7:07 PM ET on CBS
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(Wired)
 
 
 
What is your name? What is your favorite color? What is the energy density of a rubber band?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What to do if you find a dead whale on the sea shore. No mention of what do with the bowl of petunias. And whatever you do don't try to dynamite it
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Zucchini Balls is the name of my Europe cover band
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After forcibly evicting the Trump managers from the property and ripping the Trump name off the building, the owners of a Panama City hotel have revamped the cocktail menu, now offering a Stormy Jack Daniels, a Fire and Fury, and a Little Rocket Man
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
With Kentucky losing for the first time ever to K-state, the NCAA Tournament now has its first ever 9 vs 11 match-up in the Elite Eight. Duke sucks
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's a whale of a tail. DIA named best airport in the US
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Thu March 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will continue to be Cinderella between Loyola-Chicago and Nevada? Aggies or Wolverines? Who will win the Cat Fight between Kansas State and Kentucky? Noles or Zags? It is your NCAA Tournament Sweet Sixteen thread, tip-off at 7:07 PM ET on CBS
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
What's at stake for each of the 16 teams still remaining in the NCAA tournament. Win or lose, Duke sucks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara poses next to the Stanley Cup, is named the ultimate trophy wife
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
America's dumbest Congressman introduces resolution to name Cesar Chavez's birthday....(drumroll) ...."National Border Control Day"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball team will rename itself "The Flying Chanclas" for nine games this season
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Just rescued a male cat that had to have one leg amputated. Looking for funny/clever names. Lieutenant Dan is not in the running
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, as Jefferson works to clear Black Lightning's name. The Pierce family has a meeting to break a long held CW tradition. (CW 9ET)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Captain Dickhead arrested. Mugshot looks like Sergeant Scrotum Chin might have been a better nickname
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The Ataribox -- which no one knows about -- has been renamed to Atari VCS -- which no one knows about still
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Virginia Beach launches Adopt-A-Drain program. Yes, you too can have your own storm drain and name it Pennywise's House
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now for the low low price of $10 to $20 you can have some of Guy Fieri's goatee or bleached-blonde head hairs named after yourself or a special someone. No word on paying just a little extra will get one of the short and curly ones named
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Proving no good deed goes unpunished, Little Caesars offering free pizza to everyone because of UMBC's upset of Virginia in the NCAA Tournament
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence has a pet rabbit named Marlon Bundo; TV host John Oliver has released a children's book starring Marlon Bundo as a gay bunny fighting for marriage equality. Proceeds of sales go to LGBT charities
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Sat March 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So after an exciting and historic Friday, how will the NCAA Tournament Second Round work out? Will we have more bracket busters? What game are you watching? The action commences at Noon EDT on CBS
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Drummer Charlie Quintana just died unexpectedly in Mexico: even if you don't know his name, you know his music. Tito and Charlie taught me how to make tacos 'authentico' in exchange for a place to crash. RIP Charlie
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Live from Fontana it's the Nascar Xfinity Series Roseanne 300. 5 pm EDT on FS1. Yes, the race is named the Roseanne 300. The jokes write themselves
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Fri March 16, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day Two of the First Round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament continues. How is your bracket looking? What big upsets will we see? Tip-off is at 12:15pm EDT on CBS with Providence-Texas A&M starting this awesome day
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do you have any sudden epiphanies in the shower? There's a name for that - "Shower Thoughts". Here are 25 good ones
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Arizona getting walloped by Buffalo means no more Pac-12 teams in the NCAA Tournament. The world's tiniest violin is playing
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Thu March 15, 2018
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the dynamite cruiser
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Battle of the Bulge survivor fished with presidents and even had an Anthrax strain named after him. Lefty finally gives his last cast
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Platypus milk. Not just a new antibiotic, also the name of my Yahoo Serious cover band
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that the First Four games are over we move into the real action of the NCAA Tournament. Who will be the victim in a big upset? Will Davidson or Kentucky win in the battle of Wildcats? The games tip-off at 12:15pm EDT on CBS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Right-wing subhuman garbage named Leslie E Gibson calls survivor of the Parkland school shooting a "skinhead lesbian"
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Proving they're all about women's empowerment, the WWE names a match after a woman wrestler who was basically the worst person on planet Earth
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Penn might be the team most likely to pull off what has never happened in the history of the NCAA tournament: a #16 seed beating a #1 seed
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Tue March 13, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, when Fondue attacks it's up to Iris West-Allen, the fastest woman alive, to stop him. Shut up Barry. (CW 8pm EDT) Later, on Black Lightning, with Black Lightning framed for murder, Jefferson must clear his name. (CW 9pm EDT)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Stealing 24 Macs worth £22k and selling them for £200/each to fund your drug habit is one way to live your life, especially if you're an IT techie and your name is Lawless
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you're going to falsely claim £38,000 in disability benefits, it's probably best not to run marathons under a false name. Especially when you're the type of person who *ahem* stands out in a crowd
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced all animals with Boston Dynamics' robots. Let's see if anyone notices
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Leave it to the French to have an issue with this name
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This year's "Amount of productivity lost during the NCAA Tournament" is estimated to be $6.3 billion and brought to you by the Department of Pulling Figures out of our Ass
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Floyd Carter Sr., one of the remaining Tuskegee Airmen who received the Medal of Honor and also flew during the Korean and Vietnam wars has died. He also served in the NYPD for 27 years. Godspeed sir
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Google)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, I'm trying to come up with some monikers to assign to students so they can review one another's papers anonymously. They could be city names, team names, anything as long as they are gender neutral, not overtly dirty or offensive. Help?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods is in the lead of a real live golf tournament. Welcome to 2008
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Hockey Hall of Fame names a new member of the selection committee. Shut up Pierre?
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nigeria's own Fannie Mae sets out to double mortgage loans, so be on the lookout for an email from a guy named Inyangete, Royal Prince of Mortgages, Communications, and Trapped Royal Funds
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Officer Badass lives up to his namessake, saves a life with a T-shirt and stick after car accident. What? Well he should legally change it to that then
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Little did anyone realize that it wouldn't be an asteroid, a mutated virus, a supervolcano, or even nuclear war that would decimate the human race, but rather the tsunami created by the great Nerdgasm of 2018 unleashed by EW's Infinity War cover set
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Rafael Edward Cruz attacks Robert O'Rourke for using a nickname. ProjecTed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Secretary of Veterans Affairs is kicking ass and taking names to fix some of the many issues at the VA. He'll reward himself with a trip to Wimbledon for the effort
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Wed March 07, 2018
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
While attending the NFL Combine, a group of former Cleveland Browns coaches allegedly threw a "fired Browns coaches party" at a restaurant aptly named the Rock Bottom. No word if the restaurant had to kick everyone else out to make room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (3/7): True, no one needs a comic about competitive dodgeball, but we're getting one anyway. Also, the latest in child assassins, Robert Kirkman, small town barn hauntings, and a boy named Moth. Enjoy
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Remember all those times you were wondering about those crazy Kardashian & Jenner baby names? This is the day you've been waiting for
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Referee to player: What's your name? Player: Watt. Ref: I said what's your name? Player: Watt. Ref: Do you want to get sent off? I asked you what's your name. Player: WATT. Ref: Ok, that's it, you're off
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Tue March 06, 2018
(CollectSpace)
 
 
 
Mattel releases "Hidden Figures" Katherine Johnson doll, which proceeds to teach Teen Talk Barbie aerodynamic physics
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"If Obama had a week like Trump just had, he'd be in Guantanamo," argues Van Jones about the right's willingness to overlook Trump's treason
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Panamanian police forcibly evict the Trump organization from the Trump International Hotel. The new owner then sat down and played a song on the piano with lyrics that, when translated, said, "Fascism will not prevail"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School girls' basketball team owns the other team at the state tournament so badly that the school superintendent apologizes afterwards. Score? 93-7
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five years and 101 tournaments later after his last win, Phil Mickelson has finally won a tournament
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Razzies name Emoji Movie worst movie of 2017. :-(
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A man named Alex Baldwin is having a terrible day on Twitter thanks to Trump's misspelling
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Latin American immigrants are turning California into a third-world country," claims Tucker Carlson, the man whose name was botched by the hospital after thinking his parents made a mistake with that "F"
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Thanks to data from the DNC hack, Mueller may have the names of the Americans who betrayed their country to Russia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How often was Jared's name mentioned in news reports this week? MSNBC: 213, CNN: 154, Fox: 10
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Thu March 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
People are starting to ask how in 2001, Melania Trump, then a model with almost no credits to her name, scored a visa meant for renowned academic researchers, top business executives, Olympic athletes or Oscar winners
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Man with middle name 'Trouble' gets arrested
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congress finally picks up on the Trump Tower Panama scandal, starts asking Trump Organization questions. When it rains, it's a damn monsoon
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Wed February 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Passenger describes her trip aboard the Sun Princess cruise ship. Dibs on the band name, "Floating Vomitorium"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Libby Oakland mayor in Libby California tips off Libby illegal immigrants about Libby ICE raids. Subby may be confused about something. Her name is really Libby?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hardcore Anal Hydrogen ...yes that's a name of a band and here is their AI derived video filled with mind tripping goodness
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Paul Manafort taunts the Dynamite Judge in his case a second time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Harvey Weinstein investigation in Great Britian has gotten so big that police have given it its own name- Operation Kaguyak
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump keeps an "Enemies List" kinda like Nixon. Hey, Nixon. Boy, there's a name you don't hear anymore. I wonder what happened that Dick
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Probably for the same reason that he was such a wuss in serving in Vietnam
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Baron Corbin looks to make orphans cry (more than usual), The Usos plan to take New Day to IHOP, we SOMEHOW have a one-on-one women's match, and some guy named Juan Cena is supposed to show up. It's YOUR WWE SmackDown Live thread (8pm ET,USA)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DC City government officially renames the street in front of the Russian Embassy as "Boris Nemtsov Plaza" in honor of the slain dissident Putin had murdered on the steps of the Russian Parliament. Trump to angrily Tweet about this in 3..2
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Donald Trump names his 2020 Russian collaboration manager
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airbnb has secret plan to live up to its name
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Who was Marjory Stoneman Douglas? A woman who would be proud of the students in the school named after her, if she had survived past her 108 years of age
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Mon February 26, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's daughter Ensa has died at age 44 of Kidney failure, she was predeceased by her bother Ennis, and survived by her mother and father and sisters Erika and Evin. In other news Cosby apparently named his kids the same way the Duggars do
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
At Cleveland's "Big Lebowski"-themed Abide yoga studio, the classes have names like "They Left the Tape Deck Though, and the Creedence..." and "Tying the Whole Room Together." You don't even have to walk far to find a White Russian
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen tweets about bringing 'emotional support casserole' on flight, great potential band name
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone says F1 teams should leave F1 (and presumably find someone with a name that rhymes with "Ernie Fecklestone") to create a new rival series
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Cypriot businessman living in Florida tries to use Panamanian police to eject the Trump Organization from his hotel. I only need one more for bingo
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Wayne LaPierre)
 
 
 
(Puts on Ric Romero mustache) Public figure learns the hard way why you should always buy your name as a domain name before someone else does it for you. (Keeps mustache because it's awesome)
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will we get bonus indictments? Will we get new named conspirators? Will Trump have a morning twitshiat? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop...or earlier, if these last two weeks are any indication)
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Thu February 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I took my wife's name and my boss refuses to accept it"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
European city center has no street names. U2 unavailable for comment
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A multinational car company lost its 8 year fight for a domain name in 2007, but the win ruined the life of name's owner, Uzi Nissan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"White Curlers on Dope" - If "curlers" are going to start using steroids, then I want all shuffleboard players at the next tournament at Del Boca Vista, Phase 2, tested as well
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
WWE reportedly changes the name of one of its wrestlers (Crews) because of the Parkland Florida shooter (Cruz)
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Young Thug changing name to SEX...at least he didn't keep the "Young"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Once again, in an attempt to prove to us that there is no bottom or shame if your last name is Trump, Donny Jr. suggests one of the surviving kids from the Florida school massacre might be an FBI plant
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Buying Sudafed in Florida? We're gonna need to see a photo ID, log your name into the store database, and limit you to three packages. Buying an AR-15 in Florida? The express lane is over there
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Mon February 19, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHY a Gauntlet prior to an Elimination? WHY NOT another 6 Woman Tag Match? WHAT will be Braun's next chart-topping hit? WHO stole Apollo's last name? THIS IS YOUR WWE RAW thread, live at 8 pm est on USA Network
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Problem: You live in Moscow and the city refuses to plow the streets. Solution: spray paint opposition leader Alexei Nvalny's name on the snow. Result: city workers show up almost immediately to remove only the painted snow, leaving the rest there
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Irish Festival forced to move after city decides it's not worth the green. Fark; they weren't crazy about getting liquor license in name of non-profit Orange Museum
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Sore loser, thy name is Brady. It's the Patriot Way
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
New name for Jaguars' stadium: TIAA Bank Field, replacing EverBank Field, which replaced Jacksonville Municipal Stadium, which replaced Alltel. Nothing but pure excitement
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. retweeted a Russian-controlled troll account named in the Mueller indictments of 13 Russians today numerous times (w/pics)
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas Hog Farm Fire is the name of my Reverend Horton Heat cover band
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
Before Shaun White won Olympic gold, he ate a $920 cheeseburger named after himself
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
What would you do if you discovered your father had started to write pornographic books? Under the pen name "Rocky Flintstone"?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump Lawyer Mickey Cohen: I paid Daniels out of my own pocket and that's totally legal and not a campaign finance violation. Harvard Law Prof: So, Mickey, You remember a presidential candidate named John Edwards? Yes? Because I have bad news for you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle applies to be the 32nd NHL team. Any suggestions for their nickname?
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Tue February 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit against Weinstein is perfectly timed to ensure his victims get nothing. But at least Attorney General Schneiderman's name is in the papers
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Names that won't scar your child for life- Apple, Rumour, Coco, Blue Ivy mysteriously absent
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A red-tailed hawk has taken up residence atop Washington's National Cathedral. Now, he just needs a name
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Mon February 12, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Boston Dynamics has a new pair of creepy-ass, four-legged robots. [Creepier] One of them has an arm where you expect a head to be
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former president of Georgia arrested in Ukraine by Israeli agents and deported to Poland by a Turkish judge using a Vietnamese translator, by way of a French airplane, with a Dutch pilot and Moroccan crew. Belgium
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Sun February 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no football on for awhile, hockey will rule the day. Nine games are on tap including the Penguins-Blues, Red Wings-Capitals, and the Flyers-Golden Knights just to name a few. The puck drops at Noon ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Octomom celebrates her octuplets' ninth birthday, surprisingly can still remember all their names
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Startups are making weird name choices. It was only a couple decades ago when startups had sensible names like Flooz, Fark, and Kozmo
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Fri February 09, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Robot fire penis" was going to be the name for subby's new flame throwing cover band, but the Winter Olympics 2018 flame lighting ceremony may have made that a limp issue (Some NSFW content on page)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You know you're old if you can name the six main characters from 'The Jetsons'
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Olympic-sponsored Starcraft 2 tournament participants: 17 men, 1 woman. Tournament champions: 0 men, 1 woman
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Plenty of Eagles won't visit the White House. Plenty of Eagles would also be a good name for at least two different cover bands
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
That silly police sketch nailed the guy. New contest. How do you pronounce the perp's name?
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Wed February 07, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Newest Kardashian won't have to change her name in 18 years when she takes a job at the local strip club
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Conspiracy of Dunces is more than just a great indie band name
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Errant tsunami warning issued for Manhattan, much of East Coast. Can't believe the Hawaii missile guy got a new job already
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golfer receiving death threats because she A: Bets on tournaments? B: Cheats? Or C: Has amazing cleavage?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Owner of Picasso's Girl with a Red Beret and Pompom renames the painting Annabel after the club he owns. Some art historians have a problem with this
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Mon February 05, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If Le'Veon Bell signs with the Giants, I'm going to name my first two children Le'Veon and Odell
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(Time)
 
 
 
How much it costs to deliver a baby in every state. Cost of changing your name to Rambo Balboa and growing a beard? $0
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Theme park changing the name of 'Rebel Yell' roller coaster over Confederate sensitivities. While some might say this goes too far, others cried more, more, more
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Only In Minnesota headline: "Brainerd Jaycees investigate cheating in ice-fishing tournament"
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(Terre Haute Tribune Star)
 
 
 
Man files federal lawsuit claiming his right to free speech was violated after State Trooper gives him a ticket because he gave him the finger. Taunting the dynamite monkey is a bold move Cotton, let's see if it works
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Sat February 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DNC bringing in new blood by naming Clinton advisor and former Kerry campaign manager as interim CEO of the party
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Speaking of memos, here's one from studio head Sid Sheinberg to Steven Spielberg suggesting he scrap the name "Back to the Future" and change it to "Spaceman From Pluto" instead
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some African countries are using Trump's sh*thole comments to boost tourism: "We would like to invite you to come to sh*thole Namibia, one of the best sh*thole countries out there"
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Thu February 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police say the streaker who took over the 17th hole of Tournament Players Club "showed signs and symptoms of alcohol intoxication" (w/mildly NSFW video)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Filed under Fine Police Work, investigators finally name Robert Wagner as a person of interest in the drowning death of Natalie Wood - 36 years later
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Cornerback Kendall Fuller is the "player to be named later" in Alex Smith trade. Fuller was one of the last people to find out he's moving to Missouri, and after ESPN broke the news
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Dynamite or not, just don't taunt the monkey
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway calls out sexual predators by name, unless they pay her salary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Warren Sapp's redemption tour begins with 'some ass in your face' - namely Warren Sapp
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sydney harbor Ferry McFerryface renamed after embarrassing revelation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not wanting to cause a clatter, VW suspends chief lobbyist over diesel fume monkey tests. Also, "diesel fume monkey test" is the name of subby's favorite wine bar
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Apparently there will be a Great Lakes Surf festival this year, which is also the name of my Dick Dale tribute band
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember those "patriotic locals" fighting the oppressive Ukrainian government in Donetsk in 2015? One of their leaders, named Valery Asapov, just happened to die in Syria, wearing a Russian general's uniform while commanding Russian troops
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christopher Wray names David Bowdich as Assistant Director to replace Andrew McCabe. Bowdich was PD, SWAT, Sniper, Joint Terror Task Force, Anti-Gang Task Force, and is loyal, career FBI. TL;DR- he's Mini Mueller
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
JFC: Names of campaign donors to be flashed during live stream of Trump's State of the Union speech
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, after nearly 100 years with that name will now be known as the United Airlines Memorial Coliseum. There'll be some upgrades including seating, so get ready for that spacious leg room airlines are known for
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Mon January 29, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Snekretary: I regret things that I did that brought embarrassment to myself, as well as eating 4 pounds of cinnamon gum per day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The U.S. Park Service would like you to stop leaving the cremated remains of recently deceased Vietnam vets at the Memorial Wall, please. I guess that means full bodies are OK, then?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"The anus-shaped fruit tastes like cinnamon applesauce"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the most unusual name you have heard of for a pet?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Thanks to Facebook, a man will now be naming his son Goku. Hopefully he remembers to cut off that pesky tail immediately
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Sun January 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will win in the battle of the divisions? It is your NHL All-Star Tournament thread, with the first game being at 3:30 PM ET on NBC
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland burger bar says being named as having the best cheeseburger in the entire country was the worst thing ever
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
"Fixed milk price scheme" is also the name of my Captain Beefheart cover band
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A vulture named Harold shocked sanctuary staff, who thought for 20 years the bird was male, when 'he' laid an egg. NTTAWWT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Complicity, thy name is GOP
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
DHL names three of its planes after the stars of 'The Grand Tour': Introducing: Hair Force One, Small Goods, and the Flying Orangutan
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Addition Total Guy)
 
 
 
Jay Gruden wants Kirk Cousins to be more aggressive; changes his uniform number to 2 and has nicknamed him "Kissing"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Proposed California bill would create a website that allows you to submit your name (and you have to pinky swear it's you) to the list of people prohibited from purchasing firearms
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Limbaugh on Trump: "If I were Trump's lawyer, I wouldn't let him get near Mueller if he was a strapping 7 year old Dominican named Rafael with well tuned calves and I had a bottle of...wait what were we talking about?"
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man with 'sex chamber' in van convicted of propositioning teen sisters, stealing the name of my Sex Pistols/Coal Chamber crossover band
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's decision to slap a 30% tariff on the importation of solar panels is being strongly defended by...hang on, are you sure that's the right name? Really? OK. Al Gore. Yes THAT Al Gore, and no, he doesn't appear to have a goatee
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Yankees Trenton Class-AA affiliate to change their name to honor former NJ governor Chris Christie
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"My name is John Anglin. I escape from Alcatraz in June 1962 with my brother Clarence and Frank Morris. I'm 83 years old and in bad shape. I have cancer. Yes we all made it that night but barely"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The man who gave us Moon is back with a sci-fi in the same universe. It co-stars Paul Rudd, and has names the Coen Brothers would be proud of
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Wed January 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The bad boy of English soccer, currently serving FA ban for breaking its betting rules, claims that the sport has gambling at that core of its culture and that half of all footballers wager on matches. I bet you can guess his name
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey's brother mansplains why he names his kids after beer
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Article accidentally refers to Trump as President Rump. What is your favorite nickname for the pudgy President?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey youngins, that nursery rhyme you sang as a kid was a pop song in the '60s. Come on and play the name game
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Troll Hole Museum is the name of my Courtney Love cover band
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Winnipeg zoo asks public to choose names for orphan polar bear cubs. Time to lend a helping hand, Fark
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta named top moving destination in the US for 8th year in a row Just think how great it would be if it were stationary
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Amarillo Texas ISD school board votes to change name of Robert E Lee Elementary to Lee Elementary. So we're cool now, right?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, the Patriots were 6-5 with a new QB, some kid named Tom Brady, and Belichick hoped to close the gap on first-place Jets, a veteran team with a 7-3 record and four-game winning streak. Now, get off my gridiron
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(Register Citizen)
 
 
 
Man named Weed busted on drug charges
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
A magnitude 8.0 earthquake has hit in the Gulf of Alaska. Tsunami warning has been issued for coastal areas from the British Columbia/Washington border to Attu, Alaska
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Remember the magnetohydrodynamic submarine drive from "The Hunt For Red October"? No. Well here come the physics anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dame Judi Dench is...a cinnamon bun
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not News: Worst Koreans burn pic of Best Korea's leader. News: As leader of Best Korean girl band visits. FARK: Best Korea has a girl band. ULTRA-FARK: The name of the girl band. GET A BRAIN...DUUUUDE
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will no doubt be pleased to hear his name is the world's most popular safeword, narrowly winning over "red" and, of course, "FLÜGGÅƎNKƋEČHIŒBØLSȆN"
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I'm a New Yorker who just took over a car. My new license plate is HWY and numbers. My name is Jennifer. There will be no letter I license plates. How long will it take for me to get a new license plate where JEN will be my first three letters?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
24-year-old named to be the deputy chief of staff at the Office of National Drug Control Policy was released from last job for not showing up
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Trump opened a Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement office...and then ICE posted on its website the names, addresses and phone numbers of the illegals accused of the crimes. No wait, they posted all that info just of the crime VICTIMS
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(Bob the Science Guy)
 
 
 
So I am thinking of getting a proton email address but I am stuck at finding the perfect username. Difficulty- must be civil and I teach science. So no Satans fart sniffer or Bbq childrenz R us. Help me Tfark. Winner gets a free microwave buritto
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Sat January 20, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Labradoodle is a funny name for a life saving dog (or two)
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was over, the Hollywood trend of bizarre and wacky baby names continues with Kim and Kanye
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you want your child to earn a lot of money, name them this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Algorithm can predict with 90% accuracy when patients will die, higher if they are named Sarah Connor
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Thu January 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Marriages where men take their wives surname instead of the other way around. Passing fad or something more permanent
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sorry, but your flight has already left, Buzz. If that is your real name
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Wed January 17, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Street Profits turn a profit against the Authors of Pain? Can Fabian Aichner make a name for himself at the expense of Roderick Strong? Just who are TM61 anyway? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook widens probe of Russian meddling in... wait for it... Brexit vote. For once, nobody named Trump had anything to do with it
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man takes his wife's surname when they get married. Naturally, people think he should kill himself for this
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Homeland Security Chief is not sure if Norway is predominantly white. "I don't see color" she continued, "People tell me I'm white and I believe them because my name is Kirstjen and I work for Donald Trump"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Controversial cannabis sex party is the name of my Cypress Hill tribute band
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Religious man visiting Jerusalem suffers delusions and is now wandering the desert, a thing so common it has a name: Jerusalem Syndrome
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Why do straight men have sex with dudes? Psychologist interviews 19 rural men who've had bud-sex, says it's not a display of power dynamics while in prison, a gang, or a frat, but a reinforcement of rural masculinity, e.g. "helpin' a buddy out"
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Eric Trump's filed taxes reveal the noble cause his charity golf tournaments' money goes to: Donald Trump's private businesses. Still no cure for cancer
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
School superintendent resigns over inappropriate relationship. On the one hand, the student had graduated from HS by the time it got physical. On the other hand, the dude totally has a porn name
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Frog the rooster runs to greet Savannah when the school bus drops her off. Wolf waits patiently nearby, unconcerned about the confusing names
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Subby just learned about poop knives. Does your family have something similar? Bonus: website name checks out
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump's doctor's note is fake. Didn't help that the doctor misspelled his own name
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
The fascinating world of strange knockoff Apple accessories. Spoiler - all names start with "Air" or "Home"
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Fri January 12, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a "f*ck this, I'm out," PANAMA
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(The Week)
 
 
 
President Shiathole Bonespur brags about always being the best athlete when he was young, which explains why he got multiple deferrals from the draft during the Vietnam war
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russians name their biggest sexual taboos
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
♫ Sing us a song, you're the Bananaman / Sing us a song tonight / Well, I'm off on a toot, and I brung me some fruit / And I feel like startin' a fight ♫ (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unlike Williams', Wahlberg's contract included co-star approval and "did not have reshoots included in his contract." Contract negotiation, not gender or talent, is why Wahlberg was named Forbes' highest-paid actor of the year
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is my rifle, this is my gun; this one's for fighting, the other's a joke that will land me in hot water for sexual harassment. Bonus for appropriate, yet wildly inappropriate name
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fourth-grade teacher tells class to name three good reasons for slavery. Pokemons, Santa's elves, and Oompa Loompas top list
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NFL announces London regular season schedule. Wembley to be renamed Battery Park October 21
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Wed January 10, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
"All signs are pointing" to Matt Patricia's douchey hipster beard being named next New York Football Giants coach
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Meth lab busted after police go to a house to interview someone with the most redneck-sounding name in Pennsyltucky
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We can now add the name "Kevin Harrington" to the list of Russian moles in the Trump administration
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Earthquake north of Honduras could result in tsunami hitting Puerto Rico and US Virgin Islands as soon as 12:30am Eastern Time. Goddammitsomuch! UPDATE: tsunami alert cancelled
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
It's not so much that a HS rec league had a team called The Wet Dreams. And it's not so much that those idiot kids had names like 'Coon' & 'Knee Grow' on their jerseys. However one really should question the thinking of the adults who approved it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As bad as things are, just think about how much worse they would be if Trump had his way and named Rudy Giuliani secretary of state or nominated him as a Supreme Court justice
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(Some Science Guy)
 
 
 
81 percent of Americans can't name a single living scientist, and if they did it would probably be Doc Brown
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Seattle' was name of Alabama's championship-winning TD pass play
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Mon January 08, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Why the word "ninja" should never be used in a job title. Fark screen names still acceptable, though
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governors can just name national champions now, I guess
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey big bomb, is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Fifteen movie characters whose real names you probably don't know
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Fri January 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Offensive nicknames for Trump's political enemies, ranked
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
David Letterman's new show has a name and Barack Obama. No word on potential return of The Guy Under The Seats
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The lines about Trump from the new book that ring "unambiguously true"
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(Mediaite)