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Sun November 29, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Week 12 of the NFL sees the Titans at the Colts for the AFC South lead. The Dolphins will try and keep the Jets winless, the Browns take on the Jaguars, the Saints go against the Broncos and the Chiefs battle the Bucs. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/FOX
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, the 49ers are about to become homeless. Maybe the NFL should just take a knee at this point
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Sat November 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL: "Shut. Down. Everything"
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Thu November 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There are two NFL games scheduled for Thanksgiving day. The Texans travel to Detroit to try and tame the Lions at 12:30 PM ET on CBS, then the Washington Football team makes their way to Dallas to try and top the Cowboys at 4:30 PM on FOX. Happy T-Day
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Wed November 25, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
2020 marks the first time in NFL history* that there is a 10-0 team and a 0-10 team at the same time (*since 2009)
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for a 5-year term on the FCC, while working at the commerce department, reached out to an influential Trump administration policymaker to try to get her support to initiate an FCC crackdown on social media; namely Laura Ingraham
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Week 12 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - and yet again the NFC East is ranked too damn high
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Mon November 23, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inflatable
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If your post-Thanksgiving feast plans were to settle back and watch NFL football, you may have to rethink it
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Music industry threatens to take down NFL teams for using copyrighted songs on social media posts without paying, even ones where it's just background noise during player interviews
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Sun November 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 11 of the NFL brings us the 6-3 Titans vs the 6-3 Ravens, the Eagles will try to win one against the Browns in Cleveland, the Steelers take a trip to Jacksonville and Green Bay will do their best to lasso the Colts. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The NFL, a league known for its parity, is lacking it through 10 weeks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI has renewed their investigation into Giuliani's work involving the Hunter Biden laptop hoax. "The ongoing probe is examining whether Giuliani is wittingly or unwittingly part of a Russian influence operation"
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Thu November 19, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
In a battle for first place in the NFC West the Seahawks take on the Cardinals. Will Wilson or Murray win the quarterback battle? Will DeAndre Hopkins be the hero again or will it be a Seahawk this time? Thursday Night Football. 8:20pm ET on FOX/NFL
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
The Top 10 NFL "Hail Mary" TDs of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In which NFL stars rob criminals at a BBQ and the defense attorney gets himself arrested. Fail tag beat out Florida in a photo finish
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NFL will have its first All-Black officiating crew for next week's 'MNF' game. New Zealand's national rugby team: "That don't impress me much"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"What are your qualifications to be my Federal Personnel Director?" "I deliver sandwiches but I'll do whatever you tell me to do with unflinching loyalty." "YOU'RE HIRED"
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
The NFL Can't Acknowledge Huge Chubb Problem, er no I mean Huge Problem Of Highlighted Chubb, no wait I mean Huge Problem Highlighted By Chubb... okay fine that'll have to do for a headline I guess
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The NFL Hall of Fame puts KC Chiefs right guard Laurent Duvernay-Tardif's uniform on display. The one he's wearing THIS season, when he opted out of playing football to use his MD to care for Covid patients instead
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Mon November 16, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Reports allege that the NSA spied on the Danish defense industry, possibly in hopes of influencing business decisions or learning how to better defend US doughnuts
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Sun November 15, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Week 10 of the NFL season has the Eagles vs the Giants, the Bucs will try and beat Carolina, can the Texans upset the Browns? We also have the 49ers vs the Saints & will the Steelers destroy the Bengals? Games start at 1 PM ET on Fox, 4 PM on CBS
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Sat November 14, 2020
(Rivals)
 
 
 
The problem isn't so much that you have an NFL coach running a college program, it's that fans have severely unrealistic expectations for a program that hasn't been relevant since the late '90s
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Please, Republicans, you've been pwning us libs so much over lately that we can't take any more. So whatever other pwnage you desire to inflict upon us, just promise us one thing, OK? That you won't abolish the electoral college. Anything but that
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
NFL television ratings see 6% decline at midseason point, but things really aren't that bad for them
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Thu November 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Colts gallop into Tennessee and trample the Titans? Can Ryan Tannehill outduel Phillip Rivers or will the pandemic be the real winner of this game? It's Thursday Night Football on FOX/NFL starting at 8:20 PM ET
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Apparently defense is non-existent as the NFL is scoring at a record pace this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a horrible PR move, Texans fire first and only woman to be head of PR for an NFL team and winner of the Rozelle Award for best PR Staff in the NFL
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Tue November 10, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL-56, COVID-19
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, I guess we now know what that peace deal between the UAE and Israel, two countries that have never been in conflict, was really all about
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Sun November 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What surprises will Week 9 of the NFL season bring us? Will the Bills beat the Seahawks? Will the Titans slay the Bears? Will the Dolphins top the Cardinals? All this and more as the games begin at 1:00 PM ET
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
This isn't just the reality TV show we want, this is the reality TV show we NEED. Please please please NFL Network, please make this happen
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Is it Week 9 already? Sheesh, it feels like we just started a few weeks ago. Anyway, it's Sunday, and things seems almost normal in the NFL today (knock on wood), and as usual, the resident Fark Fantasy Football Experts are standing by
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Thu November 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That District Attorney in Georgia who almost blew the Ahmaud Arbery case because she didn't report her own conflict of interest in it? Yeah, the voters just kicked her ass to the curb
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the 49ers ground Aaron Rodgers and the Packers? Or will Green Bay avenge their loss from last year's conference championship game? Thursday Night Football is at 8:20 PM ET on FOX/NFLN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NFL will have it's first ever one-on-one match-up this Sunday
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Tue November 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL legend John Elway tests positive for Covid
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Beware of the NFL Sock Troopers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL: "Remember that 16-team playoff format from 1982? Let's do that again"
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Mon November 02, 2020
(Steelers Depot)
 
 
 
In Goodell's 2020 NFL it's a penalty to push an in-bounds runner in the back
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Cetacean creation prevents transportation conflagration
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL docs continue their streak of putting players in mortal danger, this time turning a simple pregame IV into an air embolism
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Sun November 01, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Week 8 of the NFL season brings us the Jets vs the Chiefs, the Colts try and trample the Lions, will the Raiders upset the Browns? We also have the Vikings vs the Packers, and can the Saints beat da Bears? It all starts at 1:00 PM EST on CBS and FOX
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Eight weeks into the craziest NFL season in memory, we're not sure if the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are even sober anymore. Drunk or not, they're here to answer all your lineup questions. Cheers
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Fri October 30, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
"The NFL collects injury data throughout the season and the numbers cited above do not include anything from the regular season"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Conspiracy theories about the origins of COVID-19 outweigh science's influence." How's that for a Halloween scare?
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Unlucky Bay Area resident catches influCOVID
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Because the Cowboys suck, the Steelers are the most hated NFL team in America
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Thu October 29, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Wilbur Ross has been running Trump's trade war while still sitting on the board of a Chinese state-owned business, in violation of federal criminal conflict of interest laws
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Charlotte for Thursday Night Football. Will the Atlanta Falcons find a way to win against the Carolina Panthers? Or will Teddy Bridgewater throw his way to victory against the Falcons? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on FOX/NFLN
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The most influential celebrity in the 2020 election? LeBron James
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but political influencers are paid for their posts (AKA branded content), which are totally not already-banned political ads
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It really isn't the NFL season until Richard Sherman opens his BIG FAT YAPPER
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Scammers targeting aspiring social influencers. Is nothing sacred?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Turkish bank case going on in SDNY shows the amount of influence Erdogan has over Trump
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Everyone chill out about what does or doesn't show up on Twitter: Jack Dorsey assures us that Twitter has no ability to influence elections
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Chiefs are favored by 20.5 points against The Jets on Sunday, but it's only the ninth largest NFL spread ever. Can you guess the top eight?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger says he knows what "the NFL wants" (a Steelers vs. Ravens rivalry), says he will not take no for an answer and even if the NFL says no, it really means yes
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Tue October 27, 2020
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pink sunflower
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
These guys aren't clowning around, it's a good list: "The 22 Most Influential and Iconic Sweaters in Film and TV"
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Sun October 25, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The chonkiest games that can inflict suffering on your hard drive. Microsoft Flight Sim can be forgiven, and we have only ourselves to blame for mods fattening-up Skyrim, Fallout 4 and (subby adds) XCOM 2, but the others on this list, not so much
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Wait... there were people who thought the NFL was actually serious about Black Lives Matter and weren't just using the movement as a feel-good marketing campaign?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Week 7 of the NFL season brings us 2 unbeaten AFC teams in the Steelers vs Titans, meanwhile can the Jets remain winless against Buffalo, how about the Chiefs vs the Broncos or Dallas vs the Washington's? It all starts at 1:00 PM ET on CBS and FOX
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Sat October 24, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Big Ten starts up and there are other nice matchups for College Football. Who will win the Sunflower State battle between Kansas and KSU? The Tar Heel State battle with UNC and NCST? The Little Brown Jug with Mich-Minn? Games start at Noon ET
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Fri October 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
NFL is tired of Las Vegas Raiders flouting COVID-19 protocols, swaps them out of NBC Sunday Night Football in favor of another Seahawks game
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The term "distraction" has been used by the NFL "time and time again with Colin Kaepernick, but never with guys who've actually gotten into trouble with the legal system"
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Thu October 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A Giant win or soaring Eagles? Who will prevail in this pillow fight? Daniel Jones or Carson Wentz? Giants and Eagles are on Thursday Night Football and it kicks off at 8:20 PM ET on FOX and NFL Network
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes the NFC East is historically bad, but there was one NFL division that was worse heading into Week 7
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Patriots announce All-Dynasty team, marking the team's 2001-2019 NFL dominance. Aaron Hernandez's family upset at his exclusion, say the team kinda left him hanging
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Wed October 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ex-NFL star to Trevor Lawrence: do everything in your power to avoid the New York Jets should they get the first pick this year, including staying at Clemson for your senior year
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(Insider)
 
 
 
The new social media stars are Influencers who making a living criticizing Influencers. In other news subby just read this article and feels his soul slipping away. It just got really cold in here
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The NFL would rather go for two at a record pace with 58 of them so far this season
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Some Whiner)
 
 
 
List of which NFL teams have the most whiny fan base to the left. Whining about why it's wrong to the right
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The most glaring flaw of every NFL team. Tag because the name "Adam Gase" is nowhere to be found
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(Independent)
 
 
 
GAO to investigate question: Did Trump improperly influence CDC and FDA and cause them to violate their policies regarding scientific integrity? Golly, it should take them a full minute to answer that one
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Mon October 19, 2020
(WJHG Panama City Beach)
 
 
 
Diver finds what could be the world's largest sand dollar - even adjusted for inflation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle of 4-1 teams, who will come out on top? Will Patrick Mahomes light up the Bills' defense? Or will the Bills win on their home turf and send the Chiefs packing? The first of two Monday Night Football games starts at 5:00 PM ET on FOX/NFLN
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Republicans vs. Democrats: Who's watching the NFL this season?
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Sun October 18, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's Week 6 of the NFL season, it's Browns vs Steelers, who will win the battle of Pittsburgh? will the Titans stay unbeaten against the Texans, can Aaron Rogers beat Tom Brady and will anybody watch the Jets at Miami? Find out at 1:00PM ET on CBS and FOX
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's Week 6 of this increasingly unpredictable NFL season, and even the best drafted fantasy team is going to need help. Which is where the Fark Fantasy Football Experts come in to play. You've got questions? We've got answers
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NFL keeps following Trump into the abyss
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Thu October 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the first time this season, the Falcons get some positive news
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," by Kurt Vonnegut: a sprawling, epic saga of 4 (or 5, sort of) influential authors, all of whom have, alas, joined the choir invisible, but who also, may our flagons of ale in Valhalla ever be full, cannot sue me
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The NFL really likes to go for it this season
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(MSN)
 
 
 
They are who they thought they were
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Wed October 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL cancels this season's Pro Bowl, leaving dozens of fans without a game to watch that day
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Bills head coach forgets to give any credit to the team that throttled his
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The right-wing American Enterprise Institute has weighed in on the utter economic devastation that would be inflicted upon the economy by Joe Biden's draconian tax increases and spending and ... wait a minute, this can't be right
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says it is important to remain flexible, which is why he sometimes makes love with his wife standing behind him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints meet with LSU about hosting home games at Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge to get around New Orleans' fan attendance restrictions
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It must suck being a nine-year NFL vet and getting signed to the practice squad. Beats selling insurance, I suppose
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
For the first time in many years, the quarterback with the most wins recorded at Cleveland Browns Stadium might finally be a quarterback that plays for the Cleveland Browns
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers solve the puzzle of the "dark matter galaxy", Dragonfly 44. It was a mistake. SCIENCE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a phrase for drunk/high buying on Amazon? Submitter got high af 2 weeks ago and ordered a 25lb. box of asian snack mix, which was just delivered. What have you bought under the influence?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
In a rare Tuesday night NFL game the 4-0 Buffalo Bills take on the 3-0 Tennessee Titans. Which team will be victorious in the delayed COVID-19 Bowl? It all starts at 7pm ET on CBS
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Dr. Belichick explains how Cam Newton can test positive for COVID and still be able to play in next weeks game
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Mon October 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 1-3 Chargers visit the 2-2 Saints in the Super (Empty) Dome. Will Brees steal the show or can Herbert lead his troops to victory? It's MNF on ESPN at 8:15pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL alters schedule for 8 teams moving forward. Pray we don't alter it further
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Inside North Korea's 'frozen in time' from the 70s hotels with psychedelic karaoke rooms and poolside bars. Amazing what kind of fashion sense you can have without any influence from the outside world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL executives doubt Jets would get 1st-round pick in Sam Darnold trade. Maybe two glassies, an Icy Manipulator, and some gum
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alex Smith to Dak Prescott: Tag you're it (Graphic video warning)
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Sun October 11, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's Week 5 of the NFL season, can the Raiders hand the Chiefs their first loss, will the Texans get their fist win with Romeo, will it be the Cowboys or the Giants, the Colts or the Browns, Find out at 1:00 PM ET on CBS and FOX
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The NFL has finally figured out how to shut down Bill Belichick
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Fri October 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Titans elated over nothing positive and that's not even Tennessee math, y'all
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
$uspend the NFL $eason? Are you $erious? Do you $ee what'$ at $take?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Broncos-Patriots moved to Monday Bills-Titans moved to Tuesday, Bills-Chiefs moved to Sunday but could still be Thursday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Smith wraps out five for five
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Thu October 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Chicago for Thursday Night Football as the Buccaneers take on da Bears. Will Tom Brady light up the Chicago defense? Will da Bears fend off Tampa Bay? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network and FOX
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Titans-23, COVID-19
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like the Bills are gonna pick up another bye week
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints don't seem to understand the significance of naming a hurricane "Delta"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL needs to immediately end Titans' 2020 season, force them to change name to Tennessee Covidiots
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
What if the NBA held their finals and nobody watched?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Two years later, (Mike Pence) claimed that the Disney film Mulan was an attempt by some "mischievous liberal" to influence the debate over women in the military"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Remember those two consecutive days of zero positive tests for the Tennessee Titans? Good times, good times
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stephon Gilmore has now tested positive for COVID. He played every snap Monday night. This is why we can't have nice things, NFL
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Roll through the 100 most influential animation sequences in history. See if at least some don't leave you rolling on the floor
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Browns running back placed on IR, now he's got time to take care of his Chubb
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Now, that's counter-intuitive: a balloon self-inflating through osmosis, until it pops
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sunday Night Football broadcasters whine after being "compelled" by Santa Clara County officials to wear masks in the booth. Excuse me while I fetch my tiny violin
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's Week 4 of the NFL season, with the top matchups being Browns-Cowboys, Ravens-Washington, Colts-Bears, and Bills-Raiders. Who will be the star today? Will any more games be postponed because of the 'rona? Find out at 1:00 PM ET on CBS and FOX
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's NFL Week 4 and already the schedule is getting blown up, so what does that mean for your fantasy team? Well lucky for you, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are standing by to help plug the holes in your lineup
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
An ex-pro baseball player sought in the death of his ex-girlfriend was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Don't believe me? Read the article. And its headline. And its sub-headline
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
COVID 19, Titans 16. Why is Vrabel settling for the field goal?
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Fri October 02, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
COVID-19, Titans-13
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington has around 9,000 suggestions for new name for NFL team. No word how many end in "McSomethingPants"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wait, a defender can legally horsecollar a quarterback while he's in the pocket? Josh Allen does not approve
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Thu October 01, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle of 0-3 teams, who will get their first win, the Broncos or the Jets? Who will make the big plays? It's your Thursday Night Football thread for Week 4, and the fun begins at 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steelers-Titans game to be postponed to later in the season, possibly Week 7 if the Titans have finally gotten their outbreak under control by then
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gruden said Raiders players "let their dauber down a little bit." Bob Ross makes happy trees to cheer himself up
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Wed September 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid punts Steelers-Titans game
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell wasn't surprised by NFL's first COVID-19 outbreak. He just looks like that from all the face lifts
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders gonna Raider
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Matthews are expecting their first child. Alabama has already offered a full ride scholarship and the Jets currently trying to figure out who represents the fetus to sign as their new starting quarterback
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The IRS commissioner earns over $100,000/year from property at a Trump resort in Hawaii. This is totally normal and not a conflict of interest at all, right?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A high fiber diet can significantly reduce radiation-induced gut inflammation. Which is something to keep in mind if you're undergoing radiation therapy or having tea with Putin
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson calls Chiefs 'our kryptonite' after another loss, but doesn't say what color. Red, green, or blue kryptonite, or maybe the one created by Brainiac that caused Superman to mutate, growing a third eye in the back of his head?
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes reaches 10,000 passing yards faster than any player in NFL history
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
COVID-19, Tennessee Titans-3
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Mon September 28, 2020
(CREW)
 
 
 
If President Trump had a dollar for every conflict of interest he has racked up during his presidency, he would have $3,400 or 4.5x as much as he paid in federal taxes in 2016
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Sun September 27, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Broncos fill empty seats with 'South Park' characters - friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but the Raiders might have broken some rules
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
And you thought your real job sucks: Desperate out of work Internet influencers now using a fake private jet studio set to pretend they're flying in luxury (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's Week 3 of the NFL, and top matchups include Rams-Bills, Raiders-Patriots, and Cowboys-Seahawks. Will players avoid getting injured this week? What game are you watching? Find out at 1:00 PM ET on FOX and CBS
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's Week 3 in the NFL and the injury bug is already biting hard. What to do? Step right up with all your questions as the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here to help
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting philosophical this week: what band or musician has most influenced your musical tastes ... and why do they speak to you so clearly?
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Backpacker)
 
 
 
Between the drooling asshats trashing the Appalachian Trail and the dipshiat influencers stacking stones everywhere else, "leave no trace" is officially far too confusing for most Americans
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Fri September 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
BMW fined $18 million for inflating sales figures and driver's egos
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ryan Fitzpatrick has beaten the Jacksonville Jaguars six times... while playing for six different teams
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Donald has notched up only 3400 conflicts of interest
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Thu September 24, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Two teams from FARK's favorite state are on the menu for Thursday Night Football. Will the Dolphins get their first win in Jacksonville? Or will the Jaguars prevail and send the Fins back to Miami with a loss? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MetLife turf ruled OK after review by representatives from the NFL, NFLPA, MetLife Stadium, the Giants, the Jets, Field Turf, Arthur Fiedler, the Boston Pops, and an independent field inspector
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seahawks QB Wilson now favorite for NFL MVP this season because people feel bad for not voting for him previously
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Judges are asking Congress to make it a crime for newspapers or websites to publish personal detail about them them, including their glaring conflicts of interest, or what wacky cults or hate groups they may belong to
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Wed September 23, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cam Newton inflates Patriots' expectations
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(NFL)
 
 
 
"With the latest fines, the NFL has doled out $1.75 million in total fines for Week 2 violations of violating rules"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's not the protests or virus. God-awful Giants and Jets teams are dragging down TV ratings league-wide
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
It could be that, Mr. Aikman, or it could be the NFL wants to protect its billions in profits for the season by not having it canceled by a virus
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Tue September 22, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NFL determines MetLife Stadium turf is safe; the game itself is the problem
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kourtney Kardashian has been hanging out with an Instagram influencer half her age, posing in bikinis in pools and... where'd everyone go?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
🎶"We don't want it too high. We don't want it too low. When inflation is stable and predicable, that's the way to go."🎶 Raise the roof, BOJ (Bank of Jamaica)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NFL just gave head coaches 100,000 reasons to keep their masks on during games
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Mon September 21, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the S.O.L. (Same Old Lions) category: "By squandering a 14-3 first-half lead, the Lions dropped their fourth straight game where they had a double-digit lead -- the first team in NFL history to accomplish such a feat
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jets head coach sets unrealistic goals: "We have to go find a way to win one football game"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fox has a $2bil/year gameplan to keep the NFL; is told in any case the deal must include the Falcons
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand spanked covid so hard that they accidentally eliminated influenza
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Sun September 20, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Giants squash the Bears? Will the Jags keep the momentum rolling against the Titans? Will the Ravens run over the Texans? All this and more for your NFL Week 2 thread, it begins at 1:00 PM ET
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Sat September 19, 2020
(IGN)
 
 
 
With a new generation of consoles launching, let's take a look at how much every system cost at first when adjusted for inflation. Seriously, Intellivision?
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Fri September 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Biden to sacrifice themselves, will go on Fox News in order to be inflected with insane questions. Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How the NFL has been paying out on its concussion lawsuits is revealing a continuing black mark in science
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
The NFL season hasn't truly started until the first fan brawl in the stands
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Asylum seeking migrants welcomed by nudist natives on nude beach in Britain. Surprisingly they don't hop back in their inflatable boat after seeing fugly British naughty bits
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The Ringer presents your guide to Week 2 of the 2020 NFL Season - "[T]he Raiders are the NFL's Roomba: They move around all the time and always suck"
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(Bangle Lancer)
 
 
 
"In his first NFL prime-time game and second start, Bengals rookie quarterback Joe Burrow won over everybody but the scoreboard"
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(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Da 100th Birthday
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Thu September 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Butt ready for some action
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Battle of Ohio for Thursday Night Football. Can the Browns tame the Bengals? Or will Cincy leave Cleveland with a win? Do you like brown or black with your orange? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on the NFL Network
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The ref who oversaw last season's Lions/Packers MNF game is overseeing this weekend's Lions/Packers game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nike releases an all-black Colin Kaepernick jersey marking 4 years since he first took a knee, aaaand it's gone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you had less than one week before NFL teams that let fans into stadiums started seeing positive covid tests, come up and collect your prize
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Woman does so well selling counterfeit goods on the internet, she decides to open a store
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Wed September 16, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
OK, Farkers, rise and shine, don't forget your masks, cuz there's COVID outside. Time to come up with temporary coronavirus-themed nicknames for all the NFL teams for use in the next WHAR GRAF WHE?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Who will be the first NFL coach to be fired? After Week 1, Vegas is looking at Jets' Adam Gase
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huge UK "Eat Out" campaign helps minimize inflation, tumescence
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
As is a football tradition at this point, either injury or bad play has lead to Frank Gore becoming a NFL starting running back again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL "erased [Colin Kaepernick] as a football player and then they brought him back like this to serve their own public relations purposes"
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Football players suspended for carrying Thin Blue Line and Thin Red Line flags at match. No word on why they were promoting an obscure Rowan Atkinson sitcom and a Sean Penn war movie, or why these two things would come into conflict
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Location in red or blue states influences whether colleges are teaching on-ground (red) or online (blue) this fall
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's compare the starting days of two different NFL quarterbacks: One a washed-up has-been, the other one of the league's most dynamic rising stars. I wonder what we'll learn?
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raider's Gruden: That memo from the league about coaches being subject to fines if they don't wear their masks properly? Yeah they may as well have said "Coaches need to wear their masks correctly at all times on the sideline...JON"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that the barn with its open door has burned down and all the escaped horses have been turned to ash by the surrounding conflagration, let's talk about ways to prepare for wildfires
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Browns start with a thud, the Patriots vault into the top ten, the Vikings catch fire, and more in YOUR week two NFL Power Rankings. WHAR GRAF WHAR JAKE
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Mon September 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the second game of the Monday Night Football doubleheader, we have the Titans and the Broncos. Will Derrick Henry chew up Denver's defense? Or will the Broncos trample Tennessee? Kickoff is at 10:10 PM ET on ESPN
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
The Walrus has been awakened from his thousand year slumber in order to back up the Princess Bride and Parks and Rec folks who love Wisconsin
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Football is officially dead," tweets noted pigskin expert Eric Trump. Maybe daddy can restart the USFL for him
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never too early for Just End The Season
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a penalty against the Panthers on punt yesterday, the pumped-in crowd noise really let the officials have it
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Sun September 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Week 1 and the first of (hopefully) every Sunday with NFL football until after the Super Bowl. Can the Vikings conquer the Packers? Can the Ravens hold off the Browns? How about Bucs and Saints? All this and more starting at 1:00 PM ET
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Sat September 12, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
All teams getting ready to start the NFL season tomorrow step forward. Not so fast, Rams, Cowboys, Niners and Cardinals
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Fri September 11, 2020
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
If the Air Force cancels a Stealth bomber flyover of an empty stadium, would anyone notice either way?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bald British mathematician with ironic last name wins prize in mathematics. Bonus thanks to the Guardian for picking the most unflattering photo possible
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Yes, yes you are an Influencer and a Soccer Streaker and in normal times you would have earned the 'giggity' tag. However it's 2020 and here we are
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chiefs fans boo the moment of silence for racial equality. You stay classy, Chiefs Kingdom
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New poll shows that most Americans support athletes taking a knee before games to protest social injustice. Results pending on their support for posting in green text, creating hashtags, or liking Facebook posts
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Drew Brees gonna unleash the dragon
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(NFL)
 
 
 
With the NFL season starting tonight, make your final preseason predictions? What will the division standings be? Who makes the playoffs? Who gets the awards? How do Browns fans suffer uniquely this year? And who wins the Owl?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NFL owners have agreed that the players will decide to not make any form of visible protest at tonight's season opener
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Tue September 08, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick is back in the game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's headline that would have made absolutely no sense 10 years ago: "An influencer who traveled to Rwanda to work with gorillas says she was locked up for 4 days after a false-positive COVID test"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm Eric is outraged over NFL protests that haven't happened yet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stay with me: Saints wanted to sell the Browns a 2nd round draft pick in exchange for Cleveland signing Jadeveon Clowney and then trading him to New Orleans
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says NFL 'prepared' for teams to not play 16 games amid COVID-19, may just award 2020 playoff berths based on owner's wealth
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Mon September 07, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The entire 2020 NFL season....simulated
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick was forced out of the NFL over supposedly "disrespecting the troops" thanks to a man that called fallen soldiers "losers" and "suckers"
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Fri September 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Long known as a haven for degenerate gamblers, the NFL is now a haven for degenerate gamblers
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Sex robots will soon be just as common and important as cell phones" says man whose inflatable wife is just as real to him as your wife is to you. Probably not safe for work, deductive reasoning (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former employees want boss removed. News at eleven
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Thu September 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
These NFL head coaches better cough up a good season or their demise(s) will go viral
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
31 NFL teams have figured out how to get players and coaches meeting in person. The Jets haven't bothered
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots release WR they traded a 2nd-round pick for after nine games
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(Metacritic)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the reviews for Madden 21.... Oh dear
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All of Dan Snyder's escape goats have fled the coop, which means he's left only with himself. Say la vee
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
The new cast of "Dancing With the Stars" includes; former NFL TE Vernon Davis, Backstreet Boy AJ McLean, singer Nelly, and...G*D DAMMMIT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kirk Cousins is taking an Ivan Drago approach to the coronavirus: "If I die, I die"
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Some Vegan)
 
 
 
Kellogg's is convinced the reason carnivores aren't buying MorningStar faux meat is lack of social media buzz among their friends, enlists three top animal influencers on Instagram to get you to try some Incogmeato
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gronkowski says tirades by Buccaneers coach Bruce Arians 'motivating' and much nicer than the waterboarding and cattle-prods used by "some of the other NFL head coaches he has played under"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What do you do when you've accomplished everything as an NFL coach? Film a goofy Subway commercial, of course
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Suddenly home price inflation
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"We're not hiding anything. . . . We don't even know that yet, to be quite honest"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Protester pro tip: Do not accept inflatable sausages from the police
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL taking over investigation of Washington Football Team; Goodell anticipates levying sanctions against the Patriots by November at the latest
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what is totally not a conflict of interest, USPS Chairman is listed as head of $130M Mitch McConnell SuperPAC
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook is to social media what Fox News is to cable television. And that's because pro-Trump influencers swarm around every major news story, creating a torrent of viral commentary that reliably drowns out mainstream media and liberal opposition
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Three NFL stadiums will be Covid-19 friendly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Why does it seem like professional basketball is always one step ahead when it comes to the social justice conversation?"
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Moving into a brand new home while Black? Yep, cops called. On former NFL player Brandon Marshall
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A houseful of influencer-hopefuls, living in a rented mansion in the Hollywood Hills while looking for ways to "go viral" on a fad website, are worried about the economy
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4:35pm/4:40pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream. It's a shorter one today, but we've got surprise inflatable unicorns and cure for cancer goes where?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Accusations against Dan Snyder: But wait, there's more...a LOT more
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Wed August 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Father of NFL player goes missing on a berry picking trip, allegedly after being left behind by the guy he went with. Son joins in the search, and is promptly arrested for trying to beat information out of the guy who left his dad behind
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lawyers say NFL concussion settlements discriminate against Black players, which sounds both asinine and plausible, but then class-action lawyers say the darnedest things
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Head of "black for Trump" who, shockingly, appears to be an actual black man, and is scheduled to speak tonight at the RNC is also facing federal insider trading charges, because at this point, federal charge are almost a prerequisite for a speaking slot
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bears to keep 2 kickers all season. With one who kicks wide right, and the other wide left, they expect to have best field goal average of all NFL teams
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Former Australian PM John Howard recovering after appendectomy. "I'm just glad to be rid of that inflamed, annoying, irritating, poisonous lump," said the appendix
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The task is not to make an objective study of the truth, in so far as it favors the enemy, and then set it before the masses with academic fairness; its task is to serve our own right, always and unflinchingly." - Adolf Hitler
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Mon August 24, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL says that all 77 of the players' positive COVID tests from the weekend were false positives. Also, none of them have concussions or full videos of assaults
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The woman, who was setting up decorations for her son's birthday party, couldn't help but laugh when she noticed the odd placement of the 'blow-up' nozzle on the dinosaur inflatable she bought from Kmart"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell finally acknowledges Colin Kaepernick, saying "I wish we had listened earlier"
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Sat August 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♬ Oooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping 'cross the plains / as your breathing stops / and your future's shot / as the COVID inflicts upon you paaaaaaaaaain ♬
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Fri August 21, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
49ers head coach reveals new strategy for dealing with NFL media. "I'm just here so I don't get fined"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft's fight against prostitution charges may protect creepy rich guys from surveillance in the future
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Thu August 20, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL may use a bubble format ...but only for the playoffs
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Wed August 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Super Bowl jersey-gate 2: Electric Boogaloo"
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lesbian influencers are raffling off some random dude's sperm, if you are into that sort of thing
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Critics said Frank Gore would be out of the NFL in three years. They were a little off
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Becoming a brand influencer isn't the ticket to riches, not even if you move to LA to live in "collab house" with other influencers. "I used to get three to five brand deals a week. Since I moved in, it's one every two weeks, and they're lowballing"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
One day there has to be an exposé on the political conflicts in the Conway family
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(Some Frugal Guy)
 
 
 
Former NFL wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey made $38 million, but spent it like a teenager to save money
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The first Black president in Washington has made history
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Fri August 14, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man 'fatally shot himself' while struggling with police, police say, in incident marking the rise of self-inflicted injuries by people stomping themselves in the head with a police boot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter has Instagram and a smartphone. She's 13 and follows her 23 year-old cousin who posts jokes about adult topics. She let me know about the follow; I worry about stuff influencing my daughter. Should I make her unfollow her cousin?"
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese network tries to influence the 2020 US election via social media, fails
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly...inflation. Bet you thought this would be about llamas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's about time for Fark to pass mustard for once. Reveal your mustard secrets. Share your favorite brands. And does anyone make their own mustard? Is that a thing? (...yes, I know...)
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Subby joked that the NFL would one-up MLB by not only not bubbling, but insisting on packing stadiums full of fans. Do not taunt the 2020 monkey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You're never gonna believe this, but it turns out Trump's shiatty Postmaster General has YUGE conflicts of interest including stocks in Amazon and $30M stake in a USPS contractor
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
To the left: the best receiving corps of every NFL franchise. To the right: intelligent, thoughtful commentary and making fun of the Browns
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Gogo is trying to sell their commercial inflight internet service, because people don't want to pay $10 a hour for WiFi that makes 56k dial-up seem fast
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lou Holtz: Play ball, and let them die, like they did in Normandy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump: Biden should realize boys think girls are icky and he's insulting all boys by picking a girl VP
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Mon August 10, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Some people have until Thursday to decide if they would like to get paid $30,000 not to officiate an NFL game
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US money supply, which has never risen more than 15% in a quarter, rose 23% in Q2 of 2020. This is sparking fears of inflation among experts since, you know, that is literally the textbook definition of "how you cause inflation"
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Sun August 09, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Calvin Johnson Rule. New hotness: Matthew Stafford Rule
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Let's spin the Bloomberg misery index: Ouch, the US is about to suffer the world's biggest jump in economic misery as inflation slows, unemployment spikes, and virus cases surge
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL is considering the use of virtual fans at its games. And the virtual crowd goes wild
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
OK, prove it
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
67 NFL players pull out of 2020 season during COVID-19 pandemic
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(Green Bay Packers)
 
 
 
Packers cut the cheeseheads from attending their first two games due to coronavirus
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Thu August 06, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Predicting the players from every NFL team that will make the Hall of Fame. Dolphins and Jets fans can just move right along
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFLPA provides players with snitch line so they can rat out their own team
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
YouTube bans thousands of Chinese accounts for "coordinated influence operations"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Which NFL QBs have most (and least) job security? Are Roethlisberger, Prescott, and Cam Newton on thin ice?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Free beer is coming to one NFL city this year. Too bad your team's kicker sucks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Raiders players find out that Jon Gruden is infected with Jon Gruden and not COVID-19
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Wed August 05, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
MA's largest school system announces school reopening plans. Have we ever thought about the emotional trauma we're going to inflict on our kids if we send them to school, they contract COVID-19, and end up killing grandma, or even their parents?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who had "increasing inflation" on their 2020 scorecard? Collect your slightly less valuable cash winnings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know who REALLY doesn't love Mitch McConnell's idea of giving employers absolute immunity from lawsuits by their employees who catch Coronavirus at work? The players in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS, that's who
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So where do all 32 NFL teams stand in terms of allowing fans at games?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Players Association agrees to shorten the window for player opt-out in exchange for some concessions. These include ice cold cola, buttered popcorn, and hot dogs with extra nacho cheese
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Mon August 03, 2020
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew and his mustache test positive for COVID-19
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish teenagers on an inflatable doughnut rescued from the sea. Not to worry - they're safe and whole, but a bit salty from the experience
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Drew Brees to use a napkin after eating Thanksgiving leftovers. Or something
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Smirking plague rat influencer received up to $350,000 in PPP loans for whatever it is that an influencer "does"
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