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Mon July 13, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Police violence is actually state-sponsored violence
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Zero coronavirus deaths reported in NYC for the first time in 4 months. Now let's keep it that way
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pizzagate proponents believe Ghislaine Maxwell was involved with JonBenet Ramsey's murder because it's 2020 and why the hell not
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Covid-19 isn't going away any time soon
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Another Friday Night Massacre in the (In)Justice department as Barr replaces Eastern District US Attorney with toadie
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sewage, heat, and climate change all being blamed for causing an "extreme" Hudson River fish die-off. Absolutely nothing about cement boots being that NYC fishes are too tough to wear rain boots because of a little polluted water
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
*A-Chooo* Gesundheit. Here's a superseding indictment
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Restaurant patrons forced to eat outdoors due to pandemic suddenly experience end of "Ratatouille"
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen being sent back to prison had nothing to do with him dining at a restaurant after all. It's because he refused to sign an agreement prohibiting him from interacting with the media or writing a book
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient necktie controlling Tucker Carlson says bail reform caused NYPD's violent crime spree; however, his thesis was immediately discredited by facts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell given paper clothes for her own protection
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Not that you're going anywhere, and not that you could afford to even if you could, but here's the world's 100 best hotels
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
First On Racial Discrimination
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"May we suggest opening with a nice stiff drink or two?"
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Mayor of Seoul is missing. Anne Hathaway sought for questioning
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K real estate holdings office
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cops were called as Sacha Baron Cohen, dressed in drag, tried to prank fellow drag fan Rudy Giuliani
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pylon, a band I saw a long long time ago at the Whiskey is apparently very much a legend. That's how I saw it but I liked a whole lot of strange music from that time and everything I liked was the greatest, like Wire, XTC, The Jam, Magazine, more
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hoo boy, tomorrow's rage tweet explosion might actually shear the White House toilet in two
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Mets offer season ticket holders a free cardboard cutout to put in their seat during this season's games. Paper bag for over the head will be $50/game extra
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Wed July 08, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio hits the pause button on NYC police reform after attempting to 'defund' them completely before the progessive crowds
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
It's a virtual chicken wing party and you're all invited
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to knuckleheads, NJ residents must wear face-masks when outdoors
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Start spreading the news, the NY Yankees will be playing the NY Mets at CitiField on September 11, 2021. You know what else happened on 9/11
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Just how many eBay employees does it take to cyberstalk a couple?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember back when the US was short on protective gear for hospital workers? After a trip through the cave wormhole the US is once again short on protective gear for hospital workers
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(Patch)
 
 
 
COVID-19 could lead to 400 Starbucks locations closing, and that's just in your neighborhood
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine traveling thousands of miles from home to fight in one of the most important battles that your country has ever fought in, only to return home and be told by friends and family that it was a hoax. These nurses don't need to imagine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Staten Island deer vasectomy program gets snipped
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ellen Degeneres has fallen off a roof while rock-climbing in New Zealand with Jeff Goldblum
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Hamilton" becomes Disney+'s biggest hit. The Mandalorian inconsolable
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put innocent NYC woman on 'WANTED' poster, also found a scared, unfriendly cat with no collar
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man gets indicted for trying to smuggle hundreds of Egyptian artifacts, some nearly 4,000 years old, stuffed inside dirty suitcases through JFK Airport. Subby says amateur, a drug mule could have done better without the suitcase
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brother can you spare an Apple, NYC's unemployment rate is just about at 20 percent, a figure not seen since the Great Depression
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(Harper's Magazine)
 
 
 
Noam Chomsky, J.K. Rowling, David Brooks, and many other rich people with bad opinions all come together to sign a letter demanding that the common rabble stop being mean to them on the internet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bar drinkers on Christopher Street will continue to chant 'Go Pack Go' in a Greenwich Village Packers bar as Aaron Rodgers throws a Hail Mary. Non Packers fans on Christopher Street will be able to continue the chant as usual
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Up next on the cancel culture wheel *spins* Lin-Manuel Miranda's "Hamilton" for glorifying slave owners
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(MSN)
 
 
 
US home prices are the latest viral downsizing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One sure fire way to make sure you get only the best police officers: make them take out their own personal liability insurance policies to do their jobs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
As it turns out, pretending there isn't a pandemic isn't an effective way to control a pandemic
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Subby needs to do the math, but schools opening in a month and it looks like this covid-19 stuff might be dangerous to them too
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I... Who took the money? Who took the money awayyyyyyy....?" David Byrne did, apparently
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Birdwatcher Lives Matter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Georgia Tech's faculty have been turned into rambling wrecks upon hearing the news that the university plans to reopen its campus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
+28%?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember: everything Trump touches, dies. That includes military personnel he admires as heroes
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Sun July 05, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's like New York all over again, but with better chili and horrible bagels
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pristine 250-year-old farmhouse, rich in history for sale. Difficulty: It's in New York City
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Without Federal aid, mass transit, cities, and really the entire country will grind to a halt
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The most scarily accurate Trump impersonator you'll EVER see
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(NPR)
 
 
 
...ure at every level. R.I.P. America: 07/04/1776 - 11/08/2016
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Article on "the week America lost control over the pandemic". TL;DR Just tell me, was it infrastructure week? It was, wasn't it?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pandemic should change the way we talk about dying, from (⊙_⊙) to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals in Texas and Arizona establish protocols for deciding which critically ill patients will get ventilators and other scarce resources, and which will get only palliative care before they die. To be run by a panel. Death panels, if you will
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only Trump would think a pandemic would make the country #1
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(WGN Radio)
 
 
 
It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, and we'll have to quarantine for two weeks. Hit it
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 4th of July weekend, test dummies getting obliterated by badass fireworks in government firework safety video
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
T-Mobile shuts down Sprint's 5G network, in an obvious attempt to break free from the Illuminati's insidious conspiracy to give the world Covid-19 through faster internet and telephone service
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Thu July 02, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Did anyone actually think that, even in the midst of a pandemic, Jersey politicians would pass up the opportunity to enrich themselves and their buddies?
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Words any other Commander In Chief would hate to hear from Stars and Stripes: "Trump's pardon of officer they helped convict of murder is crushing betrayal"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Confirmed cases are rising in 40 of 50 states. It would probably be more, but math is, as we have seen, rather hard for some states
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
No word on what the over/under will be as NJ to allow gambling on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest but you can bet that you want to be no where near a porta-potty in Coney Island that afternoon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gesundheit Maxwell arrested, no word if she is wearing her choker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumps lawyer: My client can't be sued in this court as my client does not live in New York. Trump: I live in Manhattan. Lawyer: Never mind
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC MTA installing PPE vending machines at 10 subway stations. PP on the platforms and trains by the homeless to continue as normal
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Romero University publishes study showing that the death rate in the US for 2020 has increased by a percentage equivalent to the number of people who have died from COVID-19
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The beaches in New York are open for business, giant sharks
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Because NYC totally has loads of free cash just lying around, urban planners are talking up a new car-free bridge to Manhattan
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump has essentially designated Black Lives Matter as a hate group
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Like a glory hole for your hands" And with that, phrasing became extinct
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey manages to make their election ballots smell stankier than the state itself. Actually not hard to believe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
130,000. Remember when we were expected to level out at around this many deaths?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Welcome to NY, NJ and CT unless you are from one of the 16 states listed in the article
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not politics, it's science. One graphic explains why the EU doesn't want any American tourists
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
When your obit states "He was the last person prosecuted in Massachusetts for illegal possession of a ferret" you know the deceased lived a full life
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(Vice)
 
 
 
When can we kiss again...and do the nasty in these coronavirus times? Asking for a desperate friend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Presidents are elected to lead, not to read" - Ainsley Earhardt
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC gives up
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(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Skydiver lands without a parachute
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Mon June 29, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Good morning New York. It's been a nice three month reprieve but it's time to move your cars again so the bullet casings can be swept away
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Good morning New York. It's been a nice three month reprieve but it's time to move your cars again so the bullet casings can be swept away
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In New Jersey, indoor dining at restaurants is now off the menu indefinitely
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
"We refer to it as 'Bunny Ebola.'" Daaamn 2020, you *suck*
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
They say the neon lights will remain dark for the rest of 2020 on Broadway ... on Broadway ... on Broadway
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
How the NYPD "weaponized" the recent George Floyd curfew to attack protesters and NYC residents
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
SCOTUS is live. I repeat, SCOTUS is live. Major rulings potentially to be released beginning at 10am EDT (7am PDT):
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rhode Island and Connecticut glare at other 48 states over their tiny masks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
11 people shot across NYC. No word where they landed
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the wake of the George Floyd protests 272 NYPD officers have filed for retirement, a 49% spike over this same time last year. How the remaining 38,149 officers will ever be able to keep the city safe is unknown
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds credit card spending at restaurants leading indicator for increases in COVID-19
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This one has even Ric Romero shaking his head and saying "Yeah, we know"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Add amateur fireworks to the growing list of things that are making 2020 the worst year on record
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I☠NY
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Fri June 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New Orleans' 'Mr. Mardi Gras' lets the good times roll
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jersey to Trump: Sorry, we're closed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump: If you live in a Democrat-run city, you live in a hellish sh**-hole
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft BSoDs retail
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Ernst & Young, the accountants who signed off on Wirecard's books for a decade, say they were victims of an 'elaborate' fraud. 'It's not our fault if, as accountants, we can't count money.'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would Jesus squat? The Washington Square Park fountain of course. Sadly the fountain is off so no water into wine
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Pouch wine will get you through summer quarantine, breakfast
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Precious Memories from the Times Square McDonalds. "Ghetto ones, but memories nonetheless,"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo to Republican Governors: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt and it shouldn't be a life strategy either
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You'll never believe this, but that guy Trump picked to head up the SDNY won't commit to recusing himself from cases involving Trump and Trump cronies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive timeline shows how the U S.A. got kicked in the balls by the novel coronavirus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In denial and Indifferent: Heart of a Narcissist
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A group of people were arrested on Staten Island and charged with unlawfully dealing with dangerous fireworks and transporting three alligator carcasses. King of Staten Island unavailable for comment
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Oh look, NYPD challenge coins
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Helpful" Civilization 6-style map to show us all just how screwed we are
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US' 2.5 million confirmed Covid-19 cases represent 25% of the world's known 10 million cases. However CDC officials believe the actual number of Americans infected with the virus may be SLIGHTLY higher...like, say, 10x higher
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Bars and bar culture will never be the same because of the coronavirus pandemic
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Well now we know why the sudden increase in fireworks all across the country is likely not a psyop (link swapped)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
As Covid-19 spikes in states that opened too early, New York's Covid-19 hospitalizations have fallen below 1,000 for the first time since mid-March. See what happens when you have an adult in charge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Oh, you're looking forward to watching the Hamilton movie? That's cool. I used to like Hamilton, too, but I was into it back when they released the cast recordings. It's just so mainstream now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Roger, 'rona." "We're the vectors, Victor"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sweet, a new record
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
You can run but it won't matter, the 2020 NYC Marathon has been canceled
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Yeah things aren't bad at all at the crossroads of the world: giant Times Square McDonalds on 42nd Street just went under
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump slams Cuomo for Trump's approval to use the Javits Center and the USNS Comfort as coronavirus care facilities only. My neck hurts from that spinning
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
FBI hunts gas mask man wearing 'Frozen' backpack in laser attack on NYPD helicopter during protests
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is reportedly planning to install a massive Black Lives Matter mural right outside Trump Tower in Manhattan to try to save face with the city he's helped to destroy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York, New Jersey and Connecticut to the states that haven't taken coronavirus seriously and are now showing large spikes in cases: GTFO
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's influence in the NC and Kentucky primaries pays dividends
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The biggest question facing partially reopened cities: where can I pee?
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We got your patriotism right here, ya hump
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Tue June 23, 2020
(IGN)
 
 
 
Hamilton had to give two farks to be allowed on Disney+
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Harvard Law student upset over tuition prices and fees remaining the same despite classes moving to remote learning shows he paid attention in his contracts and torts classes
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica Deputy Managing Editor Eric Umansky's family saw an unmarked NYPD cruiser hit a Black teenager last Halloween. He tried to find out how it happened, instead finds a whole crap load of sh*t the NYPD has been hiding from public scrutiny
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We've taken these two hairstylists who have coronavirus, and made them wear masks, as well as their 140 customers. Let's see what happens, shall we? Oh my, that was unexpected
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cities hemorrhaging money due to lawsuits against the police can't reform the police because the police use their massive budgets to lobby politicians and influence elections
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no, New Yorkers aren't rushing back out to expose themselves to coronavirus for the good of the economy. Thanks Obama
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Coronavirus helped spread the QAnon virus
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Another American schmear campaign
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boom. Boom. BOOM. What's with all the damned fireworks, everywhere, all the time, sometimes into the wee hours of the morn? Subby's theory: assholes conditioning themselves to the constant sound of gunfire, in preparation for November 4th. Thoughts?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Then one day, like a miracle, Covid-19 was everywhere
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple finally introduces customizable home screens, widgets, and picture in picture with iOS 14. You know, features Android has supported for years
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey Floridians. Remember how your Governor instituted a 14-day coronavirus quarantine directive for New Yorkers? Andrew Cuomo remembers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Joel Schumacher has died. No word yet on whether the casket will have nipples
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's phase two reopening means the start of socially distant orgies in a SoHo sex club, hand sanitizer and toy cleaners at sanitation stations included
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Protesters say the Robert Moses statue on Long Island needs to be torn down for his inhumanity to the architecture of New York, because the'master builders' plans were based on racism
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC hired 3,000 workers for contact tracing of Covid-19 virus. It's not going well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's offices begin reopening. "What Monday is going to look like at this point is going to be anyone's guess"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Controversial Theodore Roosevelt statue to be removed from American Museum of Natural History's front steps in NYC. No word yet if the inside statues will revolt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet Lordwarg. Okay, now you can forget about him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. DeSantis jumps from his left foot to the right and does the Hokey Pokey, says testing doesn't account for COVID-19 spike in his state
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From boiled peanuts to brewers yeast, 20 surprising state foods
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People are saying "F*CK IT" and traveling while not caring about literally anyone else
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bronx Times)
 
 
 
It's the safest possible time to go into an Italian-food coma in the middle of Arthur Avenue
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five ways to support black-owned businesses: 'It's not rocket science'
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
That six feet college socially distant rule will be broken the first time someone says I got some beer in my dorm
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Has anyone tried any of the meal delivery services? Have one you recommend?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
I didn't have Popular Mechanics teaching me "How to dodge and disarm an LRAD sonic weapon" on my 2020 bingo card, but here we are
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man... coming to NY in a caravan... you better stay inside because it's important says governor man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Daily Cuomo Coronavirus Show to end it's run on Friday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm not a racist," says man spray-painting racist slogan on statue of Arthur Ashe
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bad news for Subby's Wheaten Terrier: those fireworks we are hearing are not his or Subby's imagination
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Discuss the issues facing Brooklyn's 50th District or talk about how the challenger wrote in her old online journal that she mooned a couple having sex when she was 19. Since you're reading this here .. well, you know
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You'll get my pajamas, Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt and sweaty gym attire off of my cold, fat, dead WFH body
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The front lines of the Covid-19 fight have shifted from I.C.U.s to wards where the sickest patients relearn how to walk and eat without choking." And then when they get home they have the hospital bill(s) waiting for them
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The Somewhat Bold and Socially Distant Beautiful to become the first US series to resume shooting
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US battle over kitchen cabinets is really a domestic dispute. If you've ever priced cabinets, you know what a gold mine they are
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Sick and dying: the viral "R" number. New super-spreader scaryness: the "K" number
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
So it turns out mass transit doesn't spread Covid-19 so enjoy the super clean subway cars while you can
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Target confirms its $15/hr wage, offers $200 bonus hazard pay for existing employees, extends pandemic benefits, really hits the bulls-eye
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Tue June 16, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy, while we are here at the Jersey Shore, is there a boardwalk delicacy I can't miss? Crickets ... Long pause ... Audible inhale... Ummm .... Chris Christie: Hold my Kohr's frozen custard
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida, to New York and New Jersey: "Hold my beer"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Pence steps out of closet long enough to appear on Fox and claim that the media opposes Trump's re-election, "present network excepted"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♫♫ We're not havin' a party. Nobody's singing. No dancing to the music On the radio ♫♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
CoronaBarbie says people criticizing Trump for having zombie-filled rally have TDS, which stands for Trump is Deranged Syndrome
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They didn't want a large Farva. They wanted a liter of cola
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Carrie Bradshaw sees family unpacking car in her neighborhood, writes trend piece on how previous month's trend piece about everyone fleeing cities due to COVID based on seeing one family packing car was totally completely wrong
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Ben Gurion Airport closes its smoking booths it's serious business
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(The Statesman (India))
 
 
 
UN Human Rights Council to hold debate on racism and police brutality in the USA, at least if they can make it to the General Assembly building in New York City without being shot by police
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The King of Staten Island" has abdicated theaters
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the media moguls
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Covid-19 has not overwhelmed our hospitals. What have we learned?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sad, Obvious tags seen not wearing masks
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New York may be forced to close again because everyone is being stupid
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
When a headline asks a question, the answer is always no
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The LGBTQ community is being reshaped by the quarantine
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Melania Trump book claims First Lady successfully blocked "power grab" by Ivanka. Subby really doesn't care about Trump family squabbles, do U?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fun fact: In fiscal year 2019, police misconduct in US cities cost taxpayers over $300 million in lawsuit settlements
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The Purge: Next-up Detective Olivia Benson
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Molotov cocktail throwers now facing life in prison for not understanding what 'peaceful protest' means
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby shared his story about recovering from COVID last month. Recovery is still going on, had a bunch of weird symptoms that continue to this day. Turns out for some, this is the new normal
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC warns U.S. may reimplement strict coronavirus measures "if cases go up dramatically". Good luck with that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kudlow: "I'd like to eat my words in a month or so"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today is "Loving Day." On this day in 1967, the Supreme Court struck down state bans on inter-racial marriage
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not all good deeds go unpunished, but here's a few worth remembering
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
Remember when Melania delayed moving to the White House and stayed back in New York for months, supposedly because Barron was finishing the school year? The real reason: she re-negotiated better financial terms of their prenup
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Thu June 11, 2020
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Whoever had escaped alligators on the loose in Kansas in your 2020 disaster pool, come collect your prize
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(Untapped Cities)
 
 
 
Owners of Manhattan's oldest record store take their pieces of vinyl and go home
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "The 10 most expensive cities to be an expat." With China, the US, Japan, Switzerland, Singapore, and others on the list, an ex-pat from where?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White writer describes a time when she kept getting pulled over by the cops for vague reasons. She finally realized it happened at night and in the passenger seat was her large black dog
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC's subway is now clean enough to ride in
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Whale's Vagina reinforces Blue Wall
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks loses $3 billion in 'rona-related revenue, admits it's an eye-opener
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
No business, no food .... No justice, no peace ... No business, no .... Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs ... Water, I got water. It's a long walk to Brooklyn and you need to stay hydrated
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two men pose as police officers, steal $150K in daytime jewelry heist. Bystanders no doubt became suspicious, however, when no unarmed black men were shot
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC to paint 'Black Lives Matter' on prominent streets in all five boroughs. May I recommend a spot on Fifth Avenue between 56th and 57th Streets for Manhattan?
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Lolla-no-palooza
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's staff not happy with his particular flavor of unicorn farts, now rising up to challenge him on his disastrous ongoing response to the protests against police brutality
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Number one: NYC businesses are reopening. Number two: the ones with public bathrooms have not reopened. Those who have weak bladders are discovering you're in trouble and might as well be on Uranus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good to see the US is back on track to being No.1 for coronavirus stupidity in the world: 14 states and Puerto Rico hit highest seven-day average of new coronavirus infections. USA USA USA
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD now interrogating peaceful protesters about their political sympathies to weed out the Antifa. You know who else used these same tactics?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
California will allow movie theaters to reopen to infection June 12
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I think they might be listening this time. Time will tell
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you take the concept of having a "vanilla concrete" a BIT too far
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence-based, medical diagnosis is still years away, along with your jetpack
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With fans already in hell it only makes sense that the Mets would go to the Devils
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Cuomo pushes for NY to pass a Central Park Karen bill against false 911 accusations. Begun the Karen war has
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Mon June 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump: "I'm against defunding the police." Biden: "Ditto"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After previously defending cops who drove SUVs through a crowd of protesters, Mayor DeBlasio now says "discipline {of cops} has begun and there will be much more,"...mostly to stave off a walkout by all other city employees because of his inaction
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Are you ready to join the Zbellion?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know who made out well during all that quarantine alone time? Yep. (may not be safe for work)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazingly, Congressional Democrats managed to create a bill that might actually reduce police brutality
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What did we tell you? Don't go to house parties on the Jersey Shore. What did you do? Go to a house party on the Jersey Shore. Enjoy your coronavirus
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'We don't inevitably have to have a second wave,' says Dr. Fauci, adding, 'but then again, water might not inevitably be wet, either.'
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The 'rona is changing the rental economy and for companies like Airbnb, Avis, Uber, and Cashpadz, it hertz
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Sun June 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."― Elie Wiesel. Civil unrest, Day 13
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis City Council to disband police department
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
NYC Comptroller: What if - and I know this sounds crazy - the cops WEREN'T the ones who credentialed press outlets?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a couple of weeks after reopening beaches because pissy idiots wanted to spend memorial day ignoring a pandemic, the pandemic is taking its toll on Florida. Shocking, I know
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Sat June 06, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
News: Two Ohio men found with a carload of knives, weapons, radios, gas masks and such. Fark: In NYC. UltraFark: Police were alerted by peaceful protesters of their presence
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Call-a-Senior programs are creating friendships during the quarantine, helping the elderly and lonely during isolation
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news if people ever take mass transit or fly again
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a show of solidarity with Hair Furor, Fox News bravely postpones its return to the office. Again. Until at least the end of July
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Willem Dafoe, actor, on making out with his close friend's wife for the movie Tommaso: "You know the rules. You're trying to help each other, you're playing make believe, it's like that. It's an intimacy that has to do with trying to make something"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYPD completely abandoning the pretense that they aren't responsible for virtually all protest violence
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Yesterday's crazy Clawman of NYC is today's incarcerated jackass
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo talking about the police brutality at the protests on Thursday: "They don't do that. That'd be illegal". Governor Cuomo today after the video with the old man in Buffalo went viral: "I appear to have been mistaken"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Citi Field tagged with a 'junk' rating and not just because the NY Mets call it home
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For the first time in almost three months there were zero point zero deaths from Covid-19 in NYC
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Overzealous New York cops say the beatings will continue for the protestors until moral improves concerning the states curfew
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Thu June 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
We finally have a winner amid the coronavirus and the riots in the city streets... the suburban real estate market
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani later admitted he farked up by cursing on live TV, but clarified that he was being sarcastic and that Piers Morgan is, in fairness, still a complete knob
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Unhappy with some of the popularity he gained during the pandemic, Gov. Cuomo decides to throw it all away in a matter of seconds
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(City and State NY)
 
 
 
DeBlasio's mayoralty has been such a cluster that #BLM and Giuliani are now agreeing with each other
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham tells one athlete "Shut up and dribble",then says another athlete is "allowed to have an opinion" . Not sure why she thinks differently for the two athletes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's just a few bad apples. Like this New York cop who flashed a white power symbol during a protest
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(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Surely the solution to Western water woes is having all the land and water rights purchased by New York City-based hedge funds
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey everyone, over here...remember me? It's Coronavirus and I'm spreading faster than ever now but don't worry, carry on with whatever it is you're now doing and just forget about me
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The NFL had the opportunity to be on the right side of history; it chose the coward's path
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
I know this feels like last year but it was only last week that we were talking about Central Park Karen. Anyway she got her dog back
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
The Absolute Best Pictures of Men And Cats
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and a Chinese billionaire are trying to overthrow the Chinese regime by flying banners around NYC. Confused? You're not the only one
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco apartment rents plummeting like there's no tomorrow, um, I mean like wildfire, um, I mean like crazy. Let's go with crazy
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
New York Congressman Eliot Engel (D)oesn't care about anything other than getting reelected to his plush gig
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Popcorn Co. Owner takes back post. Former Owner takes back Detroit Popcorn Co
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Rupert Murdoch-owned NY Post is blowing the dog-whistles so hard the subterranean cave-dogs living beneath Mars just perked up their ears
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYPD union: "We will win this war on New York City"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fauci could be a big winner at Belmont today. BoneSpurs is scratched
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Portraits of Humanity shortlist has been named, here are a few examples. Enjoy
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
George Floyd protest arrest level is over 9000
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I don't give a shiat [what the law is]," says officer sworn to uphold the law
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police shove and force AP to stop covering protests, which is totally something you do when you're adhering to the law and not doing anything illegal to the protests
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Trump really won't be happy until he gets to order the National Guard to shoot and kill someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump backs off push to federalize forces against riots, probably because some adults in the military pointed out his 'brilliant' plan has a lot of legal issues
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(Axios)
 
 
 
#MoscowMitch blocks a resolution that would have condemned the use of tear gas and rubber bullets against peaceful protesters. Subby wants the filter turned off for this thread to properly express his feelings
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
The horror story is over as Steve King loses to primary challenger
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Geez why are there no peaceful protests
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
The city that never sleeps will have an 8pm to 5am curfew the rest of the week
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
The city that never sleeps will have an 8pm to 5am curfew the rest of the week
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America pledges $1bil to assist economic and racial inequality intensified by pandemic. Considering all they've already stolen they're still waaaaay ahead
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Say, what did happen to most of the bailout that was supposed to help the small businesses? It went into the pocket of the Deputy Treasury Secretary
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Mon June 01, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"I am your progressive mayor and I think we need to cut our roving death squads a bit of slack"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nothing else to do while locked down in NYC? Listen for these 13 birds
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Amnesty International issues a statement calling for an end to militarized policing in Somalia. I'm sorry, did I say Somalia? I meant the United States
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman urges protesters to stop looting and causing damage and start protesting the right way; with blackjack and hookers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
. . . and many brows were furrowed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NYPD arrests DiBlasio's daughter because he isn't licking their boots fervently enough
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(Independent)
 
 
 
How polyamorous people are navigating open love in lockdown
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Current MAGA supporter: "I cannot agree with AOC, but if I cannot agree with AOC, then I must agree with DeBlasio, but I cannot agree with DeBlasio because I agree with AOC, but I cannot agree with AOC... illogical Illogical Please explain"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"She was tall, shapely and sultry, a German-born beauty with a sunny smile, bedroom eyes and a smokey voice who looked like Elke Sommer and spoke like Marlene Dietrich"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unemployed New Yorkers by the hundreds wait in line for one ATM in Manhattan every day. Why? Because it's the only one in NYC where they can withdraw their money without getting charged fees
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How the super rich conquered London. (hint: it has a lot to do with something like 'shmoney shmlaudering')
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Nothing really, just peaceful images of calm and solidarity emerging from the violent George Floyd riots in the US over the weekend
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another collection of videos showing America's police force deescalating tensions at protests around the country
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Want to fix urban sprawl? Rip up those cul-de-sacs and turn it into New York City, with blocks stretching for as far as the eye can see
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kenny Stills to Roger Goodell: "Save the bullshiat"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I finally fixed the song Glory Days"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NYC mayor De Blasio bends the knee, blames protestors for getting run over by his police
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(Today)
 
 
 
Tired of not being able to leave the house? Solution: just take the house with you. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Little Things)
 
 
 
It was thirty years ago today that Jon Arbuckle drank dog jizz
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(Slate)
 
 
 
When is destroying a police precinct reasonable?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Drug dealers are going corporate. Why yes, the Business tag seems totally appropriate, and the Interesting tag barely beat out the ironic tag. No, subby is not talking about Big Pharma
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(ACSH)
 
 
 
Put down the "pandemic porn", it'll make you grow the coronavirus on the palms of your hands
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Guy buys refrigerator that won't fit through his front door. What happens next will give you hope for humanity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've now reached the part of the reality show where the producers decide to lock Trump in a house with his most hated foes
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
There's still time to plant your garden
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(AP News)
 
 
 
To paraphrase LBJ: "When you've lost Lumpy, you've lost the war"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is coronavirus straining your marriage? NJ divorce lawyers are predicting a wave of pandemic splits
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Instagram to begin paying influencers. Probably in crypto, possibly in meowmeowbeenz or even flooz
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Megabus to resume mega accidents to and from NYC, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington on June 1
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of NJ businesses prepared to go rouge if they are not allowed to open by June 1, except for Frenchtown where businesses will go moulin rouge
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo: "I have a shovel in the trunk of my car." Interesting thing to admit
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Revisiting the awfulness of the Sex and the City sequel on its 10 year anniversary
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Clearing up the confusion nicely, we learn that the authors of last week's definitive Lancet study appear to have used creative math in their calculations
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you were going to read one uplifting story this week, this should be it. Tag is for the kid, the parents, and the chess coach
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
100,000
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Besides being the dude who filmed Central Park Karen, Christian Cooper is a pioneer in the comic world for creating Yoshi Mishima, the first gay male character in a Star Trek comic and the first gay human ever within the Star Trek universe
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Tue May 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We'll not only match any deal you get on n95 masks, we'll beat it. Just ask for me, the Masked Man, here at Masked Man Auto and Medical
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This weekend ESPN will host All-Star Wife-Bullying Peloton Ride with over a dozen all-star pro athletes and overbearing husband/coaches
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry thinking about moving to NYC where they can be properly ignored by the commoners (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican candidate seeking to challenge AOC drops out of congressional primary race. "Whatever Scherie is doing is a smokescreen for her own shortcomings. If she had a competent campaign we wouldn't be having this conversation"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Central Park Karen has been fired
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look at Rudy 9iu11ani's descent into madness
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The list of things to check off on the We Didn't Start the Fire verse that is 2020 will now include energy blackouts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How do you sell a $15 million penthouse in the middle of the pandemic? Here's today's Slatesplanation, featuring an interview with a real estate agent who refers to himself as the "Danielle Steele of real estate"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are some states manipulating pandemic statistics? Does a bear shiat in the woods?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Karen files a false police report about "African American man threatening her" by asking her to leash her dog where it's required. Bonus video shows her jerking her dog all over hell instead of using leash she has
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York launches "Closing The Barn Door After The Horses Got Out" loan program aimed at small businesses that had enough cash on hand to get through the past ten weeks
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Sun May 24, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that professional sports teams are allowed to return to training. The Mets can come back, too
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Of course it started at a country club
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC warns of a new pestilent threat in America: "roving rat armies" engaging in "unusual or aggressive rodent behavior"
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