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Mon March 01, 2021
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Can't be a real New Yorker if you're not covered head-to-toe in Zizmorcore
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I want to see you eat the whole sausage. I don't know if I should eat the whole sausage, there's too much sausage.' Porn video or conversation with Governor Cuomo and a young female reporter?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow New Yorkers?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
While subby was online at 3 a.m. repeatedly refreshing the page to try and get his 88-year-old mother an appointment, he learned that R. Kelly has already gotten two vaccination shots
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Sun February 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those who protest / In the streets / Bring the thunder / But then they / Sadly end up / Six feet under / Burma Shave
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"In the last few months we've been called clowns, and deplorables, and ignorant rednecks." Hmm,... wonder why?
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump's adult children could be walking the plank of justice soon
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas to CA companies for the last decade: Move here, we're a rootin' tootin' free wheeling unregulated wild west business mecca. Think of all the profits you'll make. Texas this week: Please stay. We'll try to keep the lights on. We promise
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Has-beens discuss how tough it is out there now that the help has taken to complaining
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not news: drinking pop is bad for your general health. News: drinking pop could lead to rheumatoid arthritis. Fark: the inevitable debate over "pop" vs "soda" in the comments to the right
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
New York steakhouse borrows wax figures from Madame Tussauds, so you can have Audrey Hepburn take a seat at your socially distanced table. She's way over-dressed for a steakhouse, of course
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Bolton? Sorry, I'm not switching stock trading apps until I hear from Kenny G
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fauci declares mating season open
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon wants to know how the Footloose town elders took over New York
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's conservative poutrage that actually doesn't exist is something called "anti-white reverse racism"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 105th birthday to that noted lunar explorer from Brooklyn, blustery bus driver Ralph Kramden, aka Jackie Gleason. Bang zoom
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
New York residents will no longer be able to use the old Covid-19 excuse for why they can't visit grandma in her nursing home. Don't forget the hard candy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today is the 28th anniversary of the 9/11 practice run at the World Trade Center
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 26 is 'Megillah' as in: "Ricky Ricardo was often driven to distraction by the hairbrained schemes of Lucy and her mother, Mrs. Megillah cutty"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI informant and Proud Boys leader says he has "no sympathy" for lawmakers terrorized during the Jan 6th riots that he was conveniently unable to attend thanks to being busted a day earlier and required to stay out of DC as a bail condition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just a quick tip: If you're heading out to Davos and you don't yet own a Norwegian Wool overcoat, accept now that you're not going to be in the cool crowd
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(Very Well Health.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Farker has cognitive impairment. News: No alcohol was involved. Fark: Yep, it's long-haul COVID (DIT)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The flu? Flu who?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Dance Commander unconvicted for giving out the orders for fun
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Pretty awesome story about an NSA agent named Juanita Moody who was key to the Cuban Missile Crisis. What she did was so secretive her story is just now being declassified
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
According to a new 3D map of the cosmos, Luke Skywalker could watch the suns set in over a million Milky Way solar systems
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Remember when Grand Theft Auto went to the future and put up a better game than CyberPunk 2077? Grab a Russian mafia hot dog, turn on Lithium radio and read on
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Best Buy no longer best employer for 5,000 full-time employees
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mr. Potato Head is getting its spuds chopped off
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Cemetery worker dies after grave collapses on him. At least he doesn't have far to go
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Cemetery worker dies after grave collapses on him. At least he doesn't have far to go
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
"For Americans like Georgina, who are used to leveraging their money and privilege to find shortcuts, not being able to get the vaccine easily and immediately feels akin to a personal affront. 'It almost reminds me of communist rule,' she says"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians ready to go to war with New York Times
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My stepdaughter's teacher has said multiple times that she feels my stepdaughter would be 'better off' at home with her mother. I feel this is overstepping on the teacher's part. Am I wrong?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zillow to start making cash offers based on "Zestimate," which realtor groups have noted can vary by up to 50% from actual local market conditions. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The New York DA has Trump's tax returns
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Where is the iconic imagery of the pandemic?
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A private cabin in the pointy end of the plane. At business class rates
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
What happens when fans of Andrew Cuomo the television character are introduced to Andrew Cuomo the newspaper character?
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Police misconduct costs cities millions each year, but it doesn't cost the police a cent
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Don't be ridi-cool-us, the Mypos' "Dance of Joy" was really hiding Balki's tears? Yes cousin
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Today in Money Stuff: Index funds save the world, Tether becomes untethered in New York State, Gamestop's CFO updates his LinkedIn, and new euphemisms for bribes
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
TODAY IS THE VIGODA CENTENNIAL. Raise a can of Jump soda, for old times' sake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here the story of a lovely lady. Here's a story, of a man named Shatner
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Meet the original Influencer, now nearly 8 decades old, and showing no signs of slowing down. Martha Stewart smokes weed, curses like a sailor, and is proud that her 130 employee company didn't lay anyone off due to COVID
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol wishes to install eye of Sauron. Shire occupants have mixed opinions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The greatest pizza in NYC can't be bought, probably because it's in Chicago
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actually, that's kinda the point
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An in-depth look behind one of MTV's greatest creations, the sadly short-lived Remote Control
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"One phone call with Donald Trump destroyed this Republican lawyer's career." Looks like she missed a tiny detail that proved to be detrimental: The fact that her client was Donald J. Trump. Rookie mistake, lady
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tekashi Snitch9 compares himself to The Joker, presumably the Jared Leto version as they both look like bathroom stall walls one would find in the subway system in New York
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rapper Bobby Shmurda, famous for the 2014 hit "Hot Boy" has a big release coming up this week: Himself, from prison
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cocaine is a helluva drug
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Giuliani tried to dodge being served with $1 billion Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit, source says
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Mon February 22, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finding outliers could reveal Covid's weak points. Finding Outlanders could be a sequel to a Ron Moore show
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court announces it will formally begin the United States' conversion to Gilead this year
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Hundreds of snowmen surround Utah Capitol as protesters urge Romney to take climate action. Romney staffers urgently uploading flamethrower protocol 451
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(Pittsburgh Magazine)
 
 
 
Who has better pizza, New York or Chicago? Pittsburgh: "Ahem"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It turns out what magically went away after Biden's inauguration wasn't Covid, but Andrew Cuomo's political future
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"The NRA is 'out of ammo' as it faces a legal mess of its own making, many experts say". well, Cowboy, you know what the last bullet is for
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"A COVID-19 casualty that's not so bad: Celebrity obsession"
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I let my 16 year-old drop out of high school and move to New York?"
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Ted Cruz and his completely stupid and disastrous vacation fiasco could just be the just the thing that takes him down
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Politicians are discovering the media has time to pay attention to their screwups again in a post-Trump world
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(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Next on the Frugal Gourmet, how to plan a feast of lamb, halibut, crab legs, and clams but get caught trying to sneak it out of Costco in your pants and your wife's purse
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New documentary confirms Tekashi Snitch9ine is an accurate label
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Naive civil rights groups ask the Biden administration to oppose facial recognition technology, not realizing it's been used since the Obama Administration and he didn't have a problem with it then
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
One of your childhood's most horrific nightmares has passed away at age 86
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Mercenary' donor Imaad Zuberi to be sentenced for illegal campaign contributions while secretly working for foreign oligarchs, faces a decade in prison no matter how mad he may be
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuomo, when the walls fell
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court isn't even bothering to make up a valid reason for continuing to sit on Donald Trump's tax returns
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dallas billionaire Jerry Jones is "hitting the jackpot" thanks to crippling winter storm in Texas, which has left millions without power
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York Fed says the pandemic led to a U.S. housing boom and reduced credit card debt. As long as you kept your job of course
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Hamptons casino construction to begin this summer by Shinnecock Nation, White Waspy Elitist Nation of Hamptonites probably livid that the original settlers are being allowed to do something with their land besides building big mansions
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court rules that New York City can release disciplinary records for all cops and corrections officers despite police union argument that the public has no right to see how much paid vacation is given out
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Chicago Tribune, New York Daily News, and other newspapers have agreed to be destroyed by a hedge fund
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Back in my day, we had to walk 6 miles in the snow to get a COVID vaccine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Jeopardy Karen' once took a train to Queens, recounts terrifying experience of simply being in Queens
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New York sues Amazon for COVID-19 workplace safety failures, which, when you think about it, is a pretty good way of distracting from the governor's failures in accurately reporting COVID-19 nursing home deaths
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Tue February 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani out as Trump's lawyer. Wonder if he ever got paid
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Speakeasy rinks for those who need an ice hockey fix
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fed Governors continue visiting business news channels screaming "REMAIN CALM ALL IS WELL" as long term interest rates take off like a rocket ship
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Charges against Central Park Karen dropped after she completes a restorative justice program whatever that means
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
In New York City you can go to jail for 30 days for putting on a puppet show from a window to entertain people outside. And not just with a penis puppet
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson not interested in being a Jet, a Jet all the way, from his first cigarette to his last dyin' day
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Local couple down in the dumps because they had to postpone their big family wedding due to COVID. So they do the next best thing and get married at a Dunkin Donuts drive thru
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(AP News)
 
 
 
At least we're done hearing from Trump, right? Right?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
She was a dark-skinned Georgia girl and he was a pale Midwesterner, six years her junior. And fifty years ago, their union marked the end of Georgia's law against interracial marriage
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New York, New York big city of dreams .... and butt models apparently (NSFW)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley could hold the key to anti-aging, researchers suggest
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Spread Covid-19 in your state once, shame on you. Spread Covid-19 twice, shame on the people who live there for failing to vote you out of office
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Diner in NYC closed because: A) utility outage, B) health department violations, or; C) it's on the wrong side of the street
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Will there be a return to political satire, or will absurdity rule the day? Will we get more Kate McKinnon this week? Where the hell is Pete Davidson? Regina King hosts, Nathaniel Rateliff is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
If we spend $5 billion a year, for 20 years, our kids will be able to get from Boston to New York by train in less time than they'd spend standing around at the airport in Boston
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Dear New York Mets: quit trying to make Tim Tebow a thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's steel behind that toothsome smile: Biden sends B-1B bombers to operate from Norway. Looks like he's "Putin" a certain Norwegian neighbor on notice that there's a new sheriff in town
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Dowager Empress Nancy puts the knavish Squire Andrew in his place
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York: We only hid nursing home deaths so we didn't get in trouble with the Feds
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Not news: Tuukka Rask leaves Bruins with an empty net to get the extra man on the ice. Fark: Game was tied
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Thu February 11, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Buffalo Police Benevolent Association is extremely pleased with the decision by a grand jury to dismiss charges against Officers McCabe and Torgalski. You may remember them as the officers who pushed the old man down so hard it cracked his skull
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why your right-wing dad supported the insurrection
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell and Val Kilmer share romantic Valentine's Day quotes for the ages
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(Some Upstater)
 
 
 
NYC residents, July 2020: Hell naw, we ain't leaving the greatest city on earth. Former NYC residents now: We're telling you, Syracuse in February is awesome
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If nobody ends up going back to the office, and the entire concept of "rush hour" dies as a result, does that mean that the U.S. can get rid of all it public transportation? In other news, the U.S. has public transportation to get rid of
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How covid choked out the automotive chip business
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MTA chief says he doesn't know how to clean NYC subway trains without overnight closures. New Yorkers wonder what is this clean thing he is talking about
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Wed February 10, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It's opening day at Citi Field. And the Mets season is over
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Pandemic has disproportionately affected people of color living in cities in densely populated states both economically and physically. So, of course the Emergency Rental Assistance Program Congress passed in Dec mostly helps rural whites
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Two Original Six matchups are in store for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Bruins wallop the Rangers? Or will New York upset Boston? Can the Canadiens blow away the Leafs? Or will Toronto beat Montreal? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(AP News)
 
 
 
1 in 3 American adults say they are skeptical about the Covid vaccine, cite fear of Government, Pharma, rushed development, and not wanting to know how the HBO Game of Thrones prequel works out
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Some special snarker spotlighted Santa's sister
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You probably know the underground cartoonist Robert Crumb, but did you know his comrade-at-arms at Zap comics et al, Clay Wilson?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
CDC finds that wrapping your head in a plastic garbage bag and taping it off with duct tape most effective at stopping the spread of COVID
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers stunned by the amount of air pollution in US subway systems. Passengers suggest if they really want to be stunned, board an empty car on an otherwise packed train
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(Discover)
 
 
 
The evolution of urban squirrels. Yes, urban means black
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(Marie Claire)
 
Boobies
 
Plus sized model hates talking about her body, posts more pictures of her body to talk about
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NYSE threatens to leave New York
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(Time)
 
 
 
Ukraine releases transcript of "shock call" with Trump enforcer Rudy Giuliani
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Tue February 09, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trevor Bauer apologizes to Mets fans for trolling them, forgetting that after being owned by the Wilpons for decades Mets fans are used to being trolled
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(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to see what it was like to live in a drug kingpin's shoes without all that going to prison or getting gunned down in the street like a dog stuff, here's your chance
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Impeachment trial, and now New York DA pursuing criminal financial charges. Just not Trump's week, is it
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci visited gay bathhouse is all your wing nut relative will see in this article's headline
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 78th to Joe Pesci, who doubtlessly has been forced to use the drive-thru more often
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coke launching 13.2-ounce bottle so we'll all give up on math and just buy it
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Bagel and Lox Day, so make sure your bagels are properly secured against theft
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here are the key figures to watch as a social media influencer's second impeachment trial gets underway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Software engineer, frustrated with NYC and the state's terrible vaccination appointment websites, independently builds a better one for $50 in less than two weeks
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
New York: corrupt right down to the sewers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to make the best pizza at home. Step one: Take the Lozza Mozza out of the wrapper and put it in the oven
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stupidest advice EVER on how to handle the pandemic stress: Getting married
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turns out presidential pardons get you out of state crimes, too - in certain cases
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
MLB, mid 1990's home run surge: "we haven't juiced the balls, we swear, it's a statistical anomaly." MLB, 2/8/21: "yeah, the recent home run surge; we're going to deaden the balls"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Fox 28 New York)
 
 
 
What goes in the nose? Officer knows
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest of the modern musical age: Maestro John Williams
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Singapore Airlines is dumping the bargain hunter plebs: its long distance flights will be all premium seats
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Dow Jones, NASDAQ and S&P 500 all closed today at record highs
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Reddit blew their whole marketing budget on a 5 second Superb Owl ad
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist tries to dissect the light at the end of the tunnel when you die (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun February 07, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1964, the Beatles arrived in New York, and America was never the same again
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, New Jersey and Connecticut Governors are fighting over which state has the best pizza. Illinois watches in amusement
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Sat February 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you're working from home? More time to dedicate to the company, peon
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
COVID 19, NHL Schedule Schanges 27
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The polar vortex is back
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 5 is 'absolve' as in: "Don't bother looking at the crossword puzzle in the newspaper, absolve'd it already"
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Yesterday: burritos. Today: tacos. Tomorrow: el mundo
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(Post-Star)
 
 
 
New York: No vaccines for you cancer and HIV patients. Sucks that you didn't hire a bunch of lobbyists, doesn't it?
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Back in the quaint ol' days, people in Paris sent messages to each other via a series of tubes (where have I heard that term before?)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop mania wasn't really just Diamondhanded Reddit Heroes vs. Wall Street Jerks. It was just Wall Street Jerks all around
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Wolves of Wall Street having a problem with New York thinking about a "Wall Street Tax," threaten to flee
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Taking a page from today's mumblecore in music, NFL Hall of Fame coach Bill Cowher is releasing his memoir in June
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren is not looking very stylish these days
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know you're on thin ice Rudy when the station now plays a disclaimer before your daily radio show disavowing everything you say to avoid being sued for content
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
♪♪♪ Samsung's tax breaks are big and bright / For a chip plant site / *CLAP CLAP CLAP*/ Deep in the hearrrrt of Texas ♪♪♪
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It's opening day at Yankee Stadium
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It's opening day at Yankee Stadium
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the mood for some pretty awesome Frozone cosplay?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Misinformation about COVID vaccine causing infertility scares women, encourages men
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While we weren't looking, Schumer and Warren introduced the bill to wipe out $50K in student loan debt per borrower
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How it started :💎 🙌🚀🚀🚀🌙 How it's going: 💩🤦🏚😭😿💔
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Young couple scraping by with a $600,000 housing budget shares their tale of struggle
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Looks like the racist cows have come home to roost
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(MSN)
 
 
 
New Valentine's food gifts. Because nothing says "I love you" like an engraved tomahawk steak or heart-shaped sushi. mmmmmmm, surf and turf of love
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Take a soul-soothing virtual walk through 60's era Chenango county NY
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Businesses face hard decisions on whether, when to hire." Why don't we ask those people who are choosing between rent and medicine what they think
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
London again fails to realize that drinking is not a sport, misses out for a second time to New York as the sporting capital of the world
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Connecticut thinks it knows something about pizza
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Breaking bulletin from NYC Test-and-Trace-mitter on how we're doing: our COVID Czar has COVID
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Breaking bulletin from NYC Test-and-Trace-mitter on how we're doing: our COVID Czar has COVID
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
New trailer for Coming 2 America. Please, oh please, let them not fark this up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In today's "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing" news, The New York Post advises President Biden to take the GOP deal on COVID relief
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon might not be able to drunk-stumble his way outta this one
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Grifter story of the day: A nightmare apartment saga
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Tue February 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For those times when you want to experience an alternate reality, Jet Blue introduces suites on Trans-Atlantic flights that feature sliding doors
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not that I can't cook, the pandemic made me do this
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Possibly because it was a legitimate reason to not wear a mask, people stopped quitting smoking cigarettes in 2020. No word on sniffing glue
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang tests positive for coronavirus. No word if he picked it up in a bodega
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sabres-Islanders game canceled due to snow
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally a 45 has more stopping power than a 38, but even that may not be enough
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Coronavirus or not, the remote-work revolution will be bigger than we think. Something big cities need to get used to
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oh Mickey, you aren't so fine, you're not fine you blew their minds. Hey Mickey. Hey Mickey
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Republican Claudia Tenney WILL win the Groundhog Day NY-22 congressional race. Book it done
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying American Airlines. If your skin tone is below the line, please pay this additional fee for service
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Trump should represent himself at his Senate impeachment trial" says USA Today, Big Popcorn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kweichow Moutai is 53% alcohol and tastes like fire. And it's made by a company you've never heard of, that's bigger than even Coca Cola
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bari Weiss, who resigned from The New York Times over its "woke culture", is back and writing op-eds for The New York Post on how to fight back against woke culture
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(Independent)
 
 
 
John Carpenter tried to tell the alt-right that there are no lizard people and They Live is not a metaphor for the Jews, "but they wouldn't accept it"
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(State College)
 
 
 
You probably wonder why the Vintage tag. Well, seems one of the people who attacked the Capitol wore a varsity jacket and wanted to "bum rush the [W]hite [H]ouse and take it over." Fear not, America, he's been turned over... to his mother
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hedge fund that specialized in troubled sovereign debt from places like Venezuela and Lebanon files for bankruptcy. If only they had stopped those games
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(Pinac News)
 
 
 
Cops pepper spray 9-year-old who had not committed a crime, which is probably why they didn't shoot her instead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cuomo health officials have been fleeing the governor as if they'd been working for Trump, but with more red tape
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Allan Burns, the man who helped created Mary Tyler Moore, Lou Grant, and My Mother the Car, has passed at 85
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blockbuster snowstorm to strike New York, Philadelphia, and leave people stuck at home watching movies
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The only thing that really worried me was the boba. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a New Yorker in the depths of a bubble tea binge
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article asks "what happens to a conspiracy theory driven political party?" Depends. Some get infiltrated by lizardpeople who silence them with mind control beams. Others get flat-out abducted by aliens and are never seen or heard from again
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Snowmageddon is barreling through the Midwest right now on its way to the Atlantic Seaboard and Northeast. Have you stocked up on your important supplies of bread, milk, and liquor?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ford v Ferrari", "East v West". Matt Damon just listed his Pacific Palisades retreat for $21 million to move to New York
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Sat January 30, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Is there a worse NYC apartment?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden takes aim at the real enemy: the New York Times editorial board, because fark those guys, amirite?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not to mention that one inmate who dug a tunnel from behind a poster of Rita Hayworth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ I'll make you proud of your boy. believe me, bad as I've been, Ma, you're in for an unpleasant surprise ♬
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
SHOW ME THE (lack of) MONEY
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
BlackBerry execs make a good decision
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Thu January 28, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New Yorkers who fled the city from the pandemic get welcomed back with "New York Is Dead. Don't Come Back" billboard
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody -- we've finally identified the ideal workout for the pandemic, and it's cross-country skiing. Who's gonna tell Florida?
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
"It's not a hall of fame without Barry Bonds"
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So do we refer to him as Secretary Mayor Pete, or Mayor Secretary Pete?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's not like Tom from MySpace got a Facebook page or Zuckerbot was dancing on TikTok, but it's close
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sometimes the 12-year-old girl you talk to on the internet is a cop. Sometimes, you are both cops
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Tue January 26, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
New York woman spreads some of her father's ashes at Arrowhead stadium. Not on the field but the beer soaked, BBQ sauce splotched, nacho covered stadium floor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember 1999, when Wall St. jumped every time Alan Greenspan spoke? That was dumb, this is dumberer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Businessman hits the fraud trifecta after he hires Rudy Giuliani to lend credibility to a fraud-busting company that was a fraud itself
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Because people are just dying to eat outside and drink cold beer late on a Sunday night in February in NY. I felt chilly just typing that
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
MyPillow CEO suing after being accused of having an affair with Jane Krakowski
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't look forward to Florida Man getting behind the stick of this new jet
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Mon January 25, 2021
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Architect reveals plans for NYC skyscraper that...no. Just no. That's farking hideous, like a moldy sandwich on its side
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
63 partygoers face fines of $1,000 each for attending a pandemic party with a high level of carbon monoxide. Seems to me the city had a self-correcting problem there
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Channel $9.99 moving over to Peacock and renaming itself to $4.99
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's an awkward time in any man's life when his wife and his ex get together to discuss his balls
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"I HAVE BEEN SILENCED" says man in New York Post cover article
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like Republicans have found the real villain in the COVID-19 debacle in the U.S., Dr. Fauci, for getting a few things wrong in the beginning and, gasp, changing his mind based on new facts later
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Merck bails on its covid vaccine program after sickening results
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Whassup? Budweiser joins Coke, Pepsi brands in sitting out the Super Bowl
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees acquire Jameson. Jim Beam still in the batters box with Jack Daniels on deck
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG BBQ DoA, SOS...JQP - HTH $$$
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Absolutely adorable ugly-ass white kangaroo born at the New York Zoo
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
People with spare cash "are dominating online shopping"
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(New Bern Sun Journal)
 
 
 
"We put our hearts out there every day for the love and care of the animals who come through our doors. And it's days like this that solidify why we do what we do." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Facebook)
 
 
 
And now, for my next trick...I'll make Mark Wilson disappear. Don't worry, I'll take good care of him - God
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Residents work to save historic Washington Heights home linked to the Underground Railroad, transfer available to 155th Street and the Polo Grounds, from demolition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Working from home can be taxing in a number of ways, especially if it involves two states demanding income tax from you
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(Core 77)
 
 
 
Looks like a car, rides in the bike lane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not happy with the Artic getting all the attention, this year's warm winter has caused the Great Lakes to go relatively ice free so far this year
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Wondering why you didn't see Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the inauguration? Wonder no more
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Thu January 21, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Cue Yakety-Sax as we wish Benny Hill Happy Birthday
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(Some Guy Whereart Thou)
 
 
 
George Clooney has the Fark work ethic
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Red kangaroo with leucism born at a New York zoo. In other news, subby now knows what "leucism" is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'd think a former President of the United States would have no trouble keeping a bank account
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A School District Vowed to Stay Open, Until the Leopards Ate Their Faces
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Would it be ironic, karmic, poetic justice or just awesome if Trump's pardon of Bannon sicced state prosecutors on Bannon's ass getting Bannon's ass thrown in jail?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What are the odds on what happens in the Big Apple staying in the Big Apple?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's winter, it's cold, we can't gather at bars or restaurants, and all four of our professional sports teams suck. So what else is there left for us Michiganders to do?
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Army National Guard helicopter crashes south of Rochester, New York. Multiple casualties reported. Story developing
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York street artist spices up 46th street subway station as homage to President Joe Biden
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New York Gov Cuomo threatens Washington DC and the residents of NY state: Give me $15 billion immediately or I shoot what's left of my tax base
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The hilarious and divine Bette Midler pays tribute to Donnie
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Today is an important day. It is National Cheese Lover's Day What is your favorite. There is no wrong answer except Velveeta
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(AP News)
 
 
 
SAG-AFTRA board votes "overwhelmingly" to give the predisent a parting gift
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a horde of trillions of cicadas emerging this spring
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon to be rewarded with his Get Out of Jail Free card
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Take a selfie, text it to girlfriend's brother. From the U.S. Capitol coup. To a federal agent
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Benjamin de Rothschild dies. Probably choked from laughing knowingly at news of Elon being the richest person in the world
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out that the NRA may not be able to dump all that debt into bankruptcy and just reincorporate in Texas, apparently some of the major donors have a problem with all of Wayne LaPierre financial fraud. And Boy howdy there is a lot of it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
College Board: Fark it, kids these days don't need to know how to write any stinkin' essays, anyhow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
*pop* *pop*...*poppity pop pop pop* *poppitypoppitypoppity poppitypoppitypoppity* *poppity pop pop pop* ... *pop* *pop* mmmm, butter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With slightly less than 48 hours to go the cruelty is still the point. Stateless man brought to the US when he was 5 years old to be deported to Haiti, even though he is not a Haitian citizen
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Mon January 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Leading public health doctor: Thousands of Covid-19 vaccines winding up in the trash at hospitals all thanks to state and federal guidelines. Get it together already
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Roberta Kaplan, who represents three separate plaintiffs in defamation and fraud lawsuits against Trump whose life she is about to make very, very difficult
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Duke Sucked
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
23 of the nation's top political reporters sum up four years of covering The Apprentice President
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(The Architects Newspaper)
 
 
 
From Pier 76 to Penn Station without touching the ground
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Old, cartoony: Moose and squirrel. New, political teamwork: Dog and Goat
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You wanna know how QAnon cultists know the world is run by child traffickers in positions of power? Go on, guess
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Satanists of the greater Poughkeepsie area say there will be hell to pay for the arsonist who set their house on fire
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
★★★★★ Absolute pleasure. Will crush again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey, has anyone ever pointed out that the lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math? I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Professor arrested for ties. Geez, how ugly does your tie need to be to get arrested for it?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saying "science will always be at the forefront of my administration," Biden picks geneticist as science adviser AND boosts the position to Cabinet level. The predecessor was a meteorologist
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
New York is replacing the legendary squalor and skeevery of the Port Authority Bus Terminal with something much more than expensive that will also smell like pee and terrible life choices
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(TSN)
 
 
 
King Henrik survives open heart surgery and a week in Cleveland
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Instead of throwing away unused doses of covid vaccine, some hospitals are giving the shot to random people who show up at the end of the day
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You can pry my schadenboner from my cold, dead hands
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Has it really been 12 years since the 'Miracle on the Hudson?"
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Has it really been 12 years since the 'Miracle on the Hudson?"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Let's imagine Trump's presidential liebary
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Wouldn't it be a shame if your credit history prevented you from getting a COVID vaccine?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Jared and Ivanka prepare for residency in Schitt's Creek
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sylvain Sylvain dies dies at at 69 69
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Thu January 14, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
When you need some lube you grab what you can
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The bizarre story of Trump's park, which has signs advertising it but no park. Must be one of those deep state parks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Vessel in Hudson Yards, a tourist attraction in New York City that features a 150-foot set of spiraling staircases, is being shut down because visitors won't stop committing suicide off of it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The man who waved the Confederate flag in the Rotunda has been arrested...in Delaware?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
SUNY student dies hitting tree while skiing. This is not a repeat of January, 1998. And yet. It kind of is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
De Blasio is the worst mayor of NYC ev... Bah gawd, that's Andrew Yang's music
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I'm Eric says that all of these cities, and financial institutions, and sports associations rushing to cut ties with Trump is just "cancel culture" and these days you can't even foment one little insurrection with everyone freaking the fark out
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stop the Hollyweird presses, Macaulay Culkin backs petition to digitally replace Donald Trump in Home Alone 2 with himself
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Editors at the Murdoch-owned New York Post told staff members this week not to use reporting from CNN, MSNBC, The NYT or WaPo as the only source for an article. OANN, Newsmax, and 4th gen facebook forwards from your racist uncle still on the table
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Guess who is being labeled as a potential flight risk by prosecutors. Go on, guess
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Rudy blames Game of Thrones for his "trial by combat" line. Bonus: thinks it's a documentary about medieval England
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's six beer industry trends to watch this year. Beer goggles optional
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Law & Order SVU producers are doing their best to to hire every unemployed actor during the pandemic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ So long. Farewell. Aufwiedersehn. Adeiu. To yieu Don Jr. and yieu Kimberly Guilfoyle. Au 'voire. New York is glad to see you go. So long. Farewell. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gee it is like people don't want to do business with people who stage a coup
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(This Is Colossal)
 
Weeners
 
You want to see Heji Shin's Big Cocks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As many as 20 Senate Republicans are open to convicting the president, the New York Times reports. That's as many as two tens. And that's wonderful
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The 50 best sammiches in every state to the left (degree of difficulty: no burgers, hot dogs, burritos, or tacos), 50+ better answers to the right
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Construction company owner from New York who was arrested during the riot says the police took away his CELL PHONE and treated him "like an animal" even though, and he can't stress this enough, he was wealthy, white, AND male at the time
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Tue January 12, 2021
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists create first "empathetic" robot. Will next try doing it for politicians
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ to PGA: Hey you know we have plenty of other lovely golf courses not owned by Trump that can host your championship next year. Please don't take your money
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Weis Cookies & Cream ice cream recalled due to metal shards
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks pledges $100 million to help small businesses. Well, except all those coffee shops they drove out. Fark those guys
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Mon January 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trick or treat, smell my feet. NYC's iconic Halloween shop to close permanently after nearly 40 years
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Lizzie Borden house up for sale, for a good price if you axe me
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Are you guys preparing for inaguration day? How about January 17th? Why the 17th? Q is the 17th letter, yes IT has come to this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After the riots, Wall Street is belated realizing that maybe they really SHOULDN'T have used that monkey's paw to wish for the Citizen's United ruling
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 11 is 'mimesis' as in: "Since I got married, I can't stay out late and drink anymore, 'cause mimesis don't like it"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cell Phone Karen apologizes for Karening in the most Karen way possible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pop
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Want to be a farmer at a successful organic farm? It is closing because nobody wants to run it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
President Obama loses support of Chicago residents by choosing New York-Style Pizza over Chicago Deep Dish
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Sat January 09, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The first NFL Wild Card game is the Bills and the Colts from the AFC. Can Josh Allen keep the momentum rolling for the Bills? Of will Philip Rivers and the Colts pull off the big upset? Kickoff is at 1:05 PM ET on CBS
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Fri January 08, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
An oral history of David Bowie's final album, the great and somber Blackstar
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Can someone tell me if this same idea could be used to easily figure out a large majority of the people who stormed the Capitol? I assume most had their phones, and with all the CCTV inside, seems like it would be easy to confirm people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Authorities have caught up with Soho Karen. The woman who falsely accused a black teen of taking her cell phone achieved the Karenest-level Karening by reportedly failing to stop, putting up a fight and resisting arrest
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Thu January 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Carrion eaters and dung beetles are non-partisan
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Remember having those lovely Swanson salisbury steak tv dinners when you were poor? Now you can have more expensive frozen dinners from NYC restaurants that you probably have to tip the waiter for
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Remember having those lovely Swanson salisbury steak tv dinners when you were poor? Now you can have more expensive frozen dinners from NYC restaurants that you probably have to tip the waiter for
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Colonel adds girth, heft to his sammiches
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Capitol riots in Washington draw comparisons to BLM protests. Most wonder what it would have like if the mostly white crowd of protesters were black
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The parades may be cancelled but Mardi Gras king cakes are back in season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The New York Post has decided to be the first to blame Antifa for the January 6th riot
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
False equivalency, thy name is this New York Times opinion piece
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo now open to mobile sports betting and legalizing pot in NY. NJ just smiles and waves; smiles, giggles, places a bet, goes for munchies and waves
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Amtrak: Hey, is this a bad time to bring up building walls? It is? Good - so anyway, we're going to fence off the Hudson River because go screw yourself
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath & Beyond closing 40 locations this year. Company that makes "As Seen on TV" stickers to declare bankruptcy within weeks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On Georgia Senate news, cannabis stonks are so farking high they can hear their heart beating through their toes
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Tiny dog breed called the Brewer terrier (Biewer really), which was created in Germany in the 1980s, has become the newest breed recognized by the American Kennel Club. Yeah Drew the Brew guy is probably looking into it
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
HBD to Kate McKinnon who's the funniest person in whatever she's in, including this headline
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Air traffic controllers have been warned of attacks by Iran as revenge for Soleimani. Thanks Trump
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Tue January 05, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finding a parking space in NYC makes the Hunger Games pale in comparison
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
101 years ago, the Boston Red Sox cursed themselves for $125,000
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Jets seeking head coach for the entire team, which is exactly who having a head coach is for
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The NYSE flips, decides NOT to delist three Chinese telecom firms. In today's Fark Business trivia, did you know China accounts for at least a quarter of U.S. (stock exchanges') foreign income?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL announced that each division will have sponsor names this year. NFL expected to follow suit, starting with the Waste Management NFC East
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
In New York the fine is higher for vaccinating people out of order than it is for letting the vaccine go to waste
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The concept of 'smellovision" has again snuck out and is raising eyebrows
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