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Wed February 24, 2021 |
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A private cabin in the pointy end of the plane. At business class rates
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What happens when fans of Andrew Cuomo the television character are introduced to Andrew Cuomo the newspaper character?
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Police misconduct costs cities millions each year, but it doesn't cost the police a cent
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Don't be ridi-cool-us, the Mypos' "Dance of Joy" was really hiding Balki's tears? Yes cousin
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Today in Money Stuff: Index funds save the world, Tether becomes untethered in New York State, Gamestop's CFO updates his LinkedIn, and new euphemisms for bribes
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TODAY IS THE VIGODA CENTENNIAL. Raise a can of Jump soda, for old times' sake
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Here the story of a lovely lady. Here's a story, of a man named Shatner
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Meet the original Influencer, now nearly 8 decades old, and showing no signs of slowing down. Martha Stewart smokes weed, curses like a sailor, and is proud that her 130 employee company didn't lay anyone off due to COVID
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U.S. Customs and Border Patrol wishes to install eye of Sauron. Shire occupants have mixed opinions
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The greatest pizza in NYC can't be bought, probably because it's in Chicago
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Mon February 15, 2021 |
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Deshaun Watson not interested in being a Jet, a Jet all the way, from his first cigarette to his last dyin' day
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Local couple down in the dumps because they had to postpone their big family wedding due to COVID. So they do the next best thing and get married at a Dunkin Donuts drive thru
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At least we're done hearing from Trump, right? Right?
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She was a dark-skinned Georgia girl and he was a pale Midwesterner, six years her junior. And fifty years ago, their union marked the end of Georgia's law against interracial marriage
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New York, New York big city of dreams .... and butt models apparently (NSFW)
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Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley could hold the key to anti-aging, researchers suggest
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Spread Covid-19 in your state once, shame on you. Spread Covid-19 twice, shame on the people who live there for failing to vote you out of office
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Wed February 10, 2021 |
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It's opening day at Citi Field. And the Mets season is over
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The Pandemic has disproportionately affected people of color living in cities in densely populated states both economically and physically. So, of course the Emergency Rental Assistance Program Congress passed in Dec mostly helps rural whites
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Two Original Six matchups are in store for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Bruins wallop the Rangers? Or will New York upset Boston? Can the Canadiens blow away the Leafs? Or will Toronto beat Montreal? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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1 in 3 American adults say they are skeptical about the Covid vaccine, cite fear of Government, Pharma, rushed development, and not wanting to know how the HBO Game of Thrones prequel works out
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Some special snarker spotlighted Santa's sister
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You probably know the underground cartoonist Robert Crumb, but did you know his comrade-at-arms at Zap comics et al, Clay Wilson?
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CDC finds that wrapping your head in a plastic garbage bag and taping it off with duct tape most effective at stopping the spread of COVID
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Researchers stunned by the amount of air pollution in US subway systems. Passengers suggest if they really want to be stunned, board an empty car on an otherwise packed train
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The evolution of urban squirrels. Yes, urban means black
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Plus sized model hates talking about her body, posts more pictures of her body to talk about
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NYSE threatens to leave New York
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Ukraine releases transcript of "shock call" with Trump enforcer Rudy Giuliani
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Tue February 09, 2021 |
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Trevor Bauer apologizes to Mets fans for trolling them, forgetting that after being owned by the Wilpons for decades Mets fans are used to being trolled
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If you ever wanted to see what it was like to live in a drug kingpin's shoes without all that going to prison or getting gunned down in the street like a dog stuff, here's your chance
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Impeachment trial, and now New York DA pursuing criminal financial charges. Just not Trump's week, is it
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Dr Fauci visited gay bathhouse is all your wing nut relative will see in this article's headline
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Happy 78th to Joe Pesci, who doubtlessly has been forced to use the drive-thru more often
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Coke launching 13.2-ounce bottle so we'll all give up on math and just buy it
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Today is National Bagel and Lox Day, so make sure your bagels are properly secured against theft
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Here are the key figures to watch as a social media influencer's second impeachment trial gets underway
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Software engineer, frustrated with NYC and the state's terrible vaccination appointment websites, independently builds a better one for $50 in less than two weeks
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New York: corrupt right down to the sewers
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How to make the best pizza at home. Step one: Take the Lozza Mozza out of the wrapper and put it in the oven
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Stupidest advice EVER on how to handle the pandemic stress: Getting married
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Turns out presidential pardons get you out of state crimes, too - in certain cases
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MLB, mid 1990's home run surge: "we haven't juiced the balls, we swear, it's a statistical anomaly." MLB, 2/8/21: "yeah, the recent home run surge; we're going to deaden the balls"
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Mon February 01, 2021 |
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Republican Claudia Tenney WILL win the Groundhog Day NY-22 congressional race. Book it done
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Thank you for flying American Airlines. If your skin tone is below the line, please pay this additional fee for service
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"Trump should represent himself at his Senate impeachment trial" says USA Today, Big Popcorn
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Kweichow Moutai is 53% alcohol and tastes like fire. And it's made by a company you've never heard of, that's bigger than even Coca Cola
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Bari Weiss, who resigned from The New York Times over its "woke culture", is back and writing op-eds for The New York Post on how to fight back against woke culture
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John Carpenter tried to tell the alt-right that there are no lizard people and They Live is not a metaphor for the Jews, "but they wouldn't accept it"
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You probably wonder why the Vintage tag. Well, seems one of the people who attacked the Capitol wore a varsity jacket and wanted to "bum rush the [W]hite [H]ouse and take it over." Fear not, America, he's been turned over... to his mother
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Hedge fund that specialized in troubled sovereign debt from places like Venezuela and Lebanon files for bankruptcy. If only they had stopped those games
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Cops pepper spray 9-year-old who had not committed a crime, which is probably why they didn't shoot her instead
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Cuomo health officials have been fleeing the governor as if they'd been working for Trump, but with more red tape
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Allan Burns, the man who helped created Mary Tyler Moore, Lou Grant, and My Mother the Car, has passed at 85
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Thu January 21, 2021 |
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Cue Yakety-Sax as we wish Benny Hill Happy Birthday
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George Clooney has the Fark work ethic
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Red kangaroo with leucism born at a New York zoo. In other news, subby now knows what "leucism" is
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You'd think a former President of the United States would have no trouble keeping a bank account
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A School District Vowed to Stay Open, Until the Leopards Ate Their Faces
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Would it be ironic, karmic, poetic justice or just awesome if Trump's pardon of Bannon sicced state prosecutors on Bannon's ass getting Bannon's ass thrown in jail?
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Oh dear, what a pity, never mind
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What are the odds on what happens in the Big Apple staying in the Big Apple?
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It's winter, it's cold, we can't gather at bars or restaurants, and all four of our professional sports teams suck. So what else is there left for us Michiganders to do?
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Army National Guard helicopter crashes south of Rochester, New York. Multiple casualties reported. Story developing
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Thu January 14, 2021 |
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When you need some lube you grab what you can
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The bizarre story of Trump's park, which has signs advertising it but no park. Must be one of those deep state parks
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The Vessel in Hudson Yards, a tourist attraction in New York City that features a 150-foot set of spiraling staircases, is being shut down because visitors won't stop committing suicide off of it
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The man who waved the Confederate flag in the Rotunda has been arrested...in Delaware?
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SUNY student dies hitting tree while skiing. This is not a repeat of January, 1998. And yet. It kind of is
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De Blasio is the worst mayor of NYC ev... Bah gawd, that's Andrew Yang's music
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I'm Eric says that all of these cities, and financial institutions, and sports associations rushing to cut ties with Trump is just "cancel culture" and these days you can't even foment one little insurrection with everyone freaking the fark out
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Stop the Hollyweird presses, Macaulay Culkin backs petition to digitally replace Donald Trump in Home Alone 2 with himself
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Editors at the Murdoch-owned New York Post told staff members this week not to use reporting from CNN, MSNBC, The NYT or WaPo as the only source for an article. OANN, Newsmax, and 4th gen facebook forwards from your racist uncle still on the table
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Guess who is being labeled as a potential flight risk by prosecutors. Go on, guess
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Wed January 13, 2021 |
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Rudy blames Game of Thrones for his "trial by combat" line. Bonus: thinks it's a documentary about medieval England
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Here's six beer industry trends to watch this year. Beer goggles optional
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Law & Order SVU producers are doing their best to to hire every unemployed actor during the pandemic
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♫ So long. Farewell. Aufwiedersehn. Adeiu. To yieu Don Jr. and yieu Kimberly Guilfoyle. Au 'voire. New York is glad to see you go. So long. Farewell. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye
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Gee it is like people don't want to do business with people who stage a coup
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You want to see Heji Shin's Big Cocks
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As many as 20 Senate Republicans are open to convicting the president, the New York Times reports. That's as many as two tens. And that's wonderful
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The 50 best sammiches in every state to the left (degree of difficulty: no burgers, hot dogs, burritos, or tacos), 50+ better answers to the right
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Construction company owner from New York who was arrested during the riot says the police took away his CELL PHONE and treated him "like an animal" even though, and he can't stress this enough, he was wealthy, white, AND male at the time
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Wed January 06, 2021 |
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False equivalency, thy name is this New York Times opinion piece
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Governor Cuomo now open to mobile sports betting and legalizing pot in NY. NJ just smiles and waves; smiles, giggles, places a bet, goes for munchies and waves
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Amtrak: Hey, is this a bad time to bring up building walls? It is? Good - so anyway, we're going to fence off the Hudson River because go screw yourself
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Bed, Bath & Beyond closing 40 locations this year. Company that makes "As Seen on TV" stickers to declare bankruptcy within weeks
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On Georgia Senate news, cannabis stonks are so farking high they can hear their heart beating through their toes
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Tiny dog breed called the Brewer terrier (Biewer really), which was created in Germany in the 1980s, has become the newest breed recognized by the American Kennel Club. Yeah Drew the Brew guy is probably looking into it
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HBD to Kate McKinnon who's the funniest person in whatever she's in, including this headline
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Air traffic controllers have been warned of attacks by Iran as revenge for Soleimani. Thanks Trump
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