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Thu September 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suck it, suck it
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Montana man wins national steinholding championship. On a related note, there's such a thing as a national steinholding contest
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Technically four words too long but still best correct
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NYC mayor: "Kansas doesn't have a brand." Kansas conservative: "We go in the toilets." Kansas' brand now apparently Charmin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Roger Maris Jr. steps up to the plate, says 'clean' Aaron Judge will be a real homer champ in the years to come
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The New York Escobars escobar their way to a 1 game Eduardo in the NL Escobar. Escobar
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Keep pushing those art supplies on your kids, hopeful parents: it's less expensive raising them when your 10-year-old is pulling in six figures per painting
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Here go New York and New Jersey having another dick-waving contest
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Wed September 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs lies about election fraud. Lou Dobbs gets sued. Sucks to be Lou Dobbs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fired them from what?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're a government official, you probably shouldn't take a state plane out to attend non-governmental functions like your son's prom. Isn't that right, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marlins reliever's 8th inning goes like this: groundout--lineout--infield hit--balk--balk--balk to score a run--argue with umpire about all these balks--ejection
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Report: Dallas chosen as site of the 2026 World Cup Final. Okay, it's really at AT&T Stadium in Arlington. Just let Jerry Jones have his orgasm
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm Sterling Shepard, and this is my least favorite headline on the Citadel
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Owners are moaners, and buyers are liars
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Lil Wayne hits the big Four-Oh today. Call and wish him a happy birthday before he dunks his phone in the fishtank again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cue the Jaws music...I think we'll need a bigger booster
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nets: Kyrie Irving, all you have to do to get $100 million is to get the free COVID vaccine. Kyrie Irving: No thanks, I'd rather be an antivaxxer
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Mon September 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The classic rivalry gets renewed for Monday Night Football. Can Saquon Barkley and the Giants crush the Cowboys? Or will Ezekiel Elliot and Dallas take care of business in New York? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/ESPN+
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New York reclaims the top spot as #1 Port in the US. Filming for 'On the Waterfront 2' will begin this Spring
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Democrats in array-like configuration
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 66th to the OG Sarah Connor, who Skynet still hasn't killed yet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dedicated individual keeps ex-wife's grave watered and fertilized for years after her death
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lost in Space showrunner Zack Estrin is now so much star stuff
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Indy100)
 
Weeners
 
Posting on a "Large Penis Support Group" website will get you revenge porn every time
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing gonna happen, Vox edition
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Sat September 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So should we bury him in a pyramid?
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(Politico)
 
Hero
 
Brooklyn Public Library will defeat red states and their book bans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Excerpts from Alan Rickman's secret showbiz diaries - read about how Snape almost had a hat, what he really thought about Daniel Radcliffe, and more
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google CEO tells employees not to 'equate fun with money', then promptly goes back to counting his billions of dollars with hookers and blow
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New York Times obituary for Jack Charles retracted, so does this mean he is alive again, or just going to act in zombie films?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Jetsons: Futuristic utopia or nightmarish hellscape? At least it gave us iMacs
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you were there when Aaron Judge hit #62 and you caught it, would you A) give the ball back to him, B) keep it and sell it, or C) keep it and milk the media exposure for all it's worth
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Trump's legal woes will continue until morale improves
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Thu September 22, 2022
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Ric Romero discovers revolutionary new Asian cuisine restaurant called ... (checks notes) ... "Panda Express"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two gay Congressional candidates to come face to face. So to speak
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It is good to see the Catholic Church finding ways to spend all those tithes. If they have $10M to fight against statutes of limitations then they have the money to pay farking taxes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iranian president cancels interview with Iranian-born CNN reporter because she wouldn't wear a head scarf...in New York
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"AOC's long-shot Republican opponent has labeled the left-wing lawmaker a "crime surge creator", but in fact, the GOP candidate's own family have been part of the uptick in illegal activity she has lamented"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I'd hate myself for not wishing Joan Jett a happy 64th birthday today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Putin moves submarines out of Crimea before they become former submarines and join the rest of the Black Sea fleet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"This time, it's personal"
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
"'World's biggest penis' blokes have ding-dong over who is King Dong in epic cockfight". That's a lot of dong (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump knows how to play the victim well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 211 of WW3: Over 1,300 people detained across Russia in crackdown on anti-war protests after partial mobilization. Zelensky urges UN to punish Russia for invasion and strip them of UN veto power. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Mets hiatters set MLB record for getting hit by a pitch one day after the Reds pitchers set record for most batters hiat
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "We report, you decide." New hotness: "We decided that you don't need to see this story. It's not the story you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New research shows children exposed to natural disasters in the womb have higher rates of developmental psychopathology in a sex-specific manner as well as dramatically higher odds of becoming a super-hero or villain
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teller announced as host of first episode of SNL's 48th season. How he's supposed to host despite not speaking is anyone's guess
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Unpopular clone of Margaret Thatcher vows to make unpopular decisions
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gallant California converts 12,500 hotel rooms into affordable housing. Goofus Florida and Missouri managed to do it too. And here's New York, which set $200 million on fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
500 fall out of the Gap
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember when the War Walrus promised the UK that they'd be at the front of the queue for a new trade deal? Yeah, about that
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
They need to lose 30 lbs just like subby
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of cognitive dissonance to stand up for teachers who have sex with their students, while at the same time railing against schools "indoctrinating" children by teaching them sex ed, but these "radio personalities" did it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo almost gets it
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
So, at what point did Billy Corgan become some kind of alien Sith priest?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's the story of one Venezuelan who was bussed to D.C. as a political stunt, and instead used it as a springboard to start his life in America
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
The year is 1948. Glen Miller and his Orchestra are In the Mood for big band jazz, the Studebaker Land Cruiser roams the American highways, and Harry S Truman is elected President of the United States. Also, there were as many syphilis cases as today
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Heavy)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns choked away a 13-point lead, but naturally Myles Garrett took a swing at the fans instead
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(Some Expensive Real Estate Guy)
 
 
 
You're going to need a Powerball win for this one
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Big Apple to become Lillyputian this fall
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In addition to being pretty amazing, Stanley Tucci is kinda dark
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York, New York, New York, New York
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Some police departments are finally being forced to reexamine their tactics. Fark: Because insurers are no longer willing to pay the huge settlements to the families of victims of excessive use of force
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Park West station of the US Postal Service in Manhattan can't sell stamps. The tag is for why
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Day 206 of WW3: Zelensky: Burial site contains torture victims. Putin vows to press attack on Ukraine. US sends new military aid for Ukraine to boost momentum. 'Ukraine medic describes Russian torture. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♬ Since 1988, it's gained acclaim / But Broadway musicals, cannot sustain / Though some regard it schlock, while some admire / "The Phaaantom of the Opera" next yearrr... will now retire ♬
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Fri September 16, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roevember is coming
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Largest health system in Western New York has voted yes on a strike authorization. Somebody light the Dark Brandon signal yet?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican President Ronald Reagan appointed Special Master Dearie, Trump walks
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Great Depression was a dark time. Families were scraping by with little money and less to eat. Still doesn't excuse peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches *hork*
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile NYC is pleased to announce the arsenic levels in the water at NYCHA apartments are, in fact, within "acceptable levels"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire strapped to a gurney and gone in a Flash
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Families file lawsuit after being "forced" to endure thermostat set at 70 instead of 68 during vacation stay. Your problems pale in comparison
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Well, someone finally did it. They found something wrong with the JWST. Apparently, it's too good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Davante Adams spends about a half a million dollars on a suite, says probably won't ever see it, they tell him it's nice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adam Silver says he doesn't have the right to take away an NBA team from its owner. Donald Sterling begs to differ
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Two questions: Who will advance to the AEW World Championship Finals, and why won't it be Sammy Guevara? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finally, an arrest in that massive election fraud scheme that TFG was always going on about, which will surely vindic-- D'oh
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Goatse strikes again
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Amok amok amok returns
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR analyzes how a railroad strike would affect hobos and tramps
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uber will pay $100 million to New Jersey for misclassifying drivers and gets to continue misclassifying them. They have learned that any crime with a fine for a penalty is legal for a price
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Imagine being denied parole for the 12th time. It's easy if you try
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Battlefield re-enactments shot down in the fields, fall victim to New York's new gun laws
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Luke, I have a theatre named after me
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey sorry to bug you again, but if you're farting this much, could you just like...go to the bathroom or something?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not the New York Times Pitchbot: "Sure the Democrats are polling very well right now, but could they be polling TOO well?"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Owner of Fraud Guarantee LLC reports to prison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Carlos Alcaraz already has sights set on 2023 after US Open win. Plans to reclaim family island in San Francisco Bay
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(Some Anglophile)
 
 
 
Sticky toffee pudding (or "STP" if you're hip and in-the-know like the author) is taking over America
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
VISA joins MasterCard and Amex in announcing that they will start separately categorizing gun sales at gun shops, outraging ammosexuals for, you know, whatever reason those people get outraged. It doesn't actually seem to take very much
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
And then there's "Maude's" 50th anniversary
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Sun September 11, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carlos Alcaraz, at age 19 wins US Open and is youngest ever world's number 1 men's tennis player. Subby at age 19 was struggling to get out of bed by noon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Found the problem: No New York Post employee has ever visited an American library before yesterday
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court unholds the rights of religious university to ban pride group for its students. No, not that university. Not that one either
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Subby is still waiting for the tropical shirt paired with denim shorts and velcro-fastened sandals look to be officially in fashion
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With Mississippi throwing up their hands, the EPA moves into Jackson to figure out how to solve the water problem
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Fri September 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NY Governor Franklin D. Roosevelt declares a state of emergency over the spread of Polio in the state
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Federal Reserve has a message from the driver's seat for the businesses, markets, consumers, politicians, and citizens who can plainly see how fast they're approaching the Cliff of Recession: We hear you, we see you, but you can't stop us
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Skateboarders heist iconic New York bench and move it to Philly. Guy claiming ownership shows up, cops give it to him to return to New York. Bench now in Richmond
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Thu September 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Lord Edge talks about making an affordable electric vehicle, GM actually delivers
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
The feds want you to say neigh to performance enhancing drugs
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(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
300,000 ancient artifacts found during Thessaloniki metro works. Meanwhile, New York metro works unearthed a burger wrapper from the 1980s, half a dozen used syringes, and a pile of human feces
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Young boy goes from viral video fame to becoming the official corn-bassador of South Dakota
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This Millennial actor without a college degree started a side hustle walking dogs in New York City, which now earns him $120,000 a year. How do ya like *them* avocados?
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Wed September 07, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Masks are now optional on the NYC subway giving passengers the ability to once again smell all the wonderful aromas that ... you know, I think I'm going to keep my mask on
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York's orgy scene has gone limp thanks to monkeypox
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mets gonna Met
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
New York, 8-11: Never Forget
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon: "Diplomatic immunity" State of New York: "It's just been revoked"
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Let's pay our last respects to Bob Trainor, who recently passed away. He's on the line right now to take a few questions
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Mike Fahey has passed on to the Kotaku of the great beyond
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Meltzer's star ratings are the only way they can get "stars" into AEW matches
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Sailor sets autopilot to use bathroom. Autopilot says watch this
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Steph Curry wants to inspire children by telling them they have superpowers like he does. Next book on how to deal with abject failure
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ukrainian President rings the opening bell on the New York Stock Exchange as the Ukraine IPO debuts to allow investors the opportunity to destroy Russia for just a small investment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Did the New York Times kill Wordle? Or did people just (slowly) start to realize that it's a game for dumb people who think posting on Facebook that it only took them five tries to guess a five-letter word makes them look smart?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember all the controversy over Roger Maris' home run record being broken in the Steroid Era? All that might be swept away by the end of the month
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
TFG tried to pay his lawyers with a horse. Well, a six-pack of Elmer's glue, but same thing really
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Sun September 04, 2022
(NY1)
 
 
 
No need to tell those people in the projects about the arsenic in their drinking water, amirite?
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How do you say "Call the WHAAAAAAAAAAmbulance" in Russian?
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(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
So taste and market share are inversely proportional?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Get your spot at the bar early, for this fall's kegs of Yankee fans' tears will be particularly plentiful and uniquely tasty. Lay in a couple cases of the 2022 vintage, that's our advice
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Thanks to Clear the Shelters "Good Flights" mission nearly 140 at-risk cats & dogs from overcrowded shelters in Louisiana & Alabama have been taken to 9 shelters to increase their chances of finding their forever families in time for Caturday
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Your job is to make fun of Lindsey Graham and to disavow Lindsey Graham." Sounds like someone's taking the Dark Brandon thing too seri--oh wait, that's a Tucker Carlson quote? Yeah, that makes more sense
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A reminder that weekends, holidays, and overtime were purchased on credit, and paid for with blood. Enjoy your long weekend if y'all get one
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Well, it seems to go down to the pay and maybe experience
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bad news if you're gross enough to eat mushrooms
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
120 years ago today some French Guy took A Trip To Le Moon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former New York Police Department officer Thomas Webster who was found guilty of all six charges against him for his actions on Jan. 6, has been sentenced to ten years in prison. "It is not until you arrived, Mr. Webster, that all hell broke loose"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Animals with emotional support animals
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Now that the Gateway project is moving forward, here come the unforeseen delays and unexpected cost overruns, completely out of the blue, astonishing and startling
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What I really want out of the blockchain is an NFT for booze so I can own the concept of a bottle
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Enormous fireball falls over New York, amazing hundreds of stargazers, even those who don't like cinnamon flavor
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
App Error In Your Favor: Drink $2000 wine after ordering an $18 bottle
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB makes an argument we can all agree with: Angel Hernandez is not a good ump
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Wed August 31, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California citizens approved recreational cannabis use six years ago. Now California lawmakers approve bill that would allow recreational cannabis users to keep their jobs
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
After auditioning 5 kickers, Panthers hope this one is clutch to replace one on crutches
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Long Island real estate companies settle housing bias claims by blacks and other minorities, pledge to follow the law and boost training. They also have a bridge at one end of the island that's for sale
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Despite the product on the field, year-after-year, "the Bears aren't a semipro team from Sioux City, Iowa"
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
♫ Bauhaus' North American tour 's dead. ♫ Bauhaus' North American tour's dead. ♫ Undead undead undead. ♫ Undead undead undead. ♫
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani in danger of being unable to practice honorary law
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Survey finds young people follow news, but without much joy, mostly due to not having a TotalFark subscription. TotalFark makes your news happy. Also helps us keep the lights on. Sign up today
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(Gates Notes)
 
 
 
The New York Times' AI basilisk captures Bill Gates
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You are not allowed to put ketchup on your hot dog. THE SUPERIOR ONES AT HUFFINGTON POST HAVE SPOKEN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC bodega cat accused of attacking a dog in June has now been exonerated in court
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
No, you don't need to be 21 to buy whipped cream in New York. So feel free to enjoy that and other delights, regardless of age
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pig organs could save thousands of lives, which raises real and very exciting hopes for the possible benefits of pig harpsichords, pig pianos, pig accordions, and pig synthesizers as well
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
GQP: Quiet honey, the men are talking
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Bronx woman enters bathroom, takes sudden detour to cellar. Scary part is how much the landlord might raise rent when he finds out it's now a multilevel unit
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Unforeseen tragedy" causes DeSatan to pull out of $25,000-a-plate fundraiser where Republicans were to brainstorm ways to call other people "elitist"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Women split on which balls they prefer. Tennis balls, that is
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Republican's Frankenstein Monster continues to wander the countryside, molesting helpless villagers and farking up primaries, his creators are worried he may blow their chance at taking back the US House
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I'd be this rich if wasn't for Mom
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"Even if the Mar-a-Lago search improves Trump's standing in the GOP primary field, the typical American voter tends to prefer candidates who aren't under criminal investigation by the FBI"
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fox News fired a political editor for saying Biden won. And things took a turn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We wrap up the NFL Preseason with the Battle of New York with the Giants & Jets facing off at 1:00 PM ET on NFL Network. Then at 4:30 PM on FOX the Lions take on the Steelers in the 'burgh. Who will shine and give themselves a chance not to get cut?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Music video awards show organized by station that no longer airs music videos is back
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Add "infection from tattoo" to the list of weird baseball injuries
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Say hey Willie Mays. Mets retire Mays' number in surprise ceremony at Old Timers Day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New Yorkers with pot convictions will have the first opportunity to sell it
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Heah heah I'm 70
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Fri August 26, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who doesn't love the establishment?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Governor Hochul to the States 5.4 million Republicans: Take a bus to Florida where you belong, and don't come back
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Church Pastor, "I have no obligation to report child sexual abuse if someone approaches me in a repentant manner about committing it"
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Flight passenger shares video of what can happen if the gremlins aren't cleaned off of a plane's wing
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Mississippi is the cheapest stare per square footage. Hey, you get what you pay for
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Democrats get an unprecedented reacharound wait I read that wrong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witness the power of the poorly-armed and floperational Stefanik
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Putting barcodes on migrants before loading them onto cattle cars and shipping them out of state? Pretty on-the-nose for Abbottoir
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Not a great plan
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
Weeners
 
Oscar Mayers to sell wiener flavored popsicles, only a little shrinkage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Senate candidate Tiffany Smiley runs ad saying she's pro-life, but anti-Federal abortion ban, and she TOTALLY won't pull the football at the last second
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Republican who signed a $50 million consulting contract with Venezuela's socialist government not only did no apparent work, but also channeled a large chunk of the money to a yacht company on behalf of a fugitive billionaire. You know. Socialism
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House poop-throwing caucus set to expand this term
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cue the live trumpets, Edwin Diaz is coming in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Angelique Kerber has withdrawn from the U.S. Open: "I really wanted to play, but eventually I decided that two against one just isn't a fair competition"
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Orange-haired creep settles two sexual assault cases for undisclosed terms. No, not that creep. Another creep
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Wed August 24, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
According to polls we won't see Led Zeppelin as New York's next governor when citizens take the stairway to the voting booth this fall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Why I'll never forget having my period in prison"
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(Core 77)
 
 
 
Japanese startup selling special eyeglasses that they claim can cure myopia. We will try them on, and then we'll see
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The lesson here: Heil Hitler quieter
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(Time)
 
 
 
Shockwaves from the Kansas Effect may just be beginning
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Every single case of polio is a threat"
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Ay dios mio, the butter people are back
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Tue August 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Eric Adams berates The New York Times as "silly" for reporting on the expensive dinner he ate at the same Midtown restaurant 14 times last month without paying the bill
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Miracle on the Hudson survivor returns to the water because he was horrified at his prior swimming performance exiting the plane. And also for charity
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Miracle on the Hudson survivor returns to the water because he was horrified at his prior swimming performance exiting the plane. And also for charity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give me a New York minute: I need to find my formal flannel
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
5 races to watch in the primaries in the Empire State, OOOOklahoma, and Floriduh today
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Democrats in disarray, failed gerrymander edition
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(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Around New York, and across the country, performing-arts audiences remain well below prepandemic levels. Is it because the pandemic isn't over, or is it because the audience is asleep, dead, or in hibernation?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This sandwich is so darn good it has its own fair dedicated to it. No mention of the associated British royalty title
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Those are some REALLY wild grillz
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Mon August 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second weekend of the NFL preseason wraps up with the one more contest. Will the Atlanta Falcons fly by the New York Jets? Or will the Jets soar past them? Is red and black or green and white a better color combo? Kickoff at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When the real New York Times imitates the New York Times Pitchbot
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN sends down reporter to the border, finds out that migrants being bussed out are very happy to leave Texas
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, Patrick Swayze took Jennifer Grey out of the corner
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Guessing C all the way down is, in fact, the way to pass the New York State Regents Exam in Algebra. Here comes the math. Just kidding, there's no math and nothing matters anymore
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
What happens when you offer college football players free Door Dash deliveries? $450,000 later Rutgers has the answer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
When it comes to last summer, do you have ragrets like Slate? Or was yours the Summer of No Ragrets?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'll take "Hoisted by her own petard for $800, Alex"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy's nearly out of hair dye
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
See it? Now squish it
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
The Yankees are who we thought they were. And New Yorkers aren't letting them off the hook
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Allure Magazine)
 
 
 
A brief history of money not being able to buy taste
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Well, why would he? The NFL barely slapped his wrist (on his non-throwing arm)
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Slack-jawed Red Sox fan wanted in NYC for touching 13 year-old's buttocks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Farewell, Trump Tower. Ta Ta Trump Palace. Bye Bye Bedminster. New York is looking at the Death Penalty for the Trump Organization
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josh Donaldson became the third Yankees ever to hit a walk-off grand slam with New York trailing by three runs in extra innings
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Wed August 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonaut emergently cuts short spacewalk, presumably after realizing he'll eventually have to return to Russia
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado is the *twitch* nation's *twitch* cocaine capital *sniff sniff*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The gig economy is going to destroy us all, but at least, for a while, shareholders will have earned slightly higher profits
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxers are cheering polio outbreaks because stigginit or something
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's like employers and economists are oblivious to the fact that dissatisfied and disengaged workers actually are there for the paycheck
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Everything is more contagious in Texas
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Guys, guys, there's no reason to panic over polio arriving from Israel, we already have vaccines that can fix everything. Why are you looking at me like that?
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Free pizza at a Brooklyn dive bar is better than it should be. It should be bad
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Poliovirus detected in NYC sewage; health officials urge people to stop drinking sewage
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Today in science: "Nothing beats seeing Yankees lose at home"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It was definitely some type of retaliation. I've never seen anyone be fired for being under five minutes late"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taking a page from the GOP playbook, Starbucks tries to block mail-in voting
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Mon August 15, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Sen. Chuck Schumer now pushing for an extra $22 million in federal funding to fight the spotted lanternfly. Apparently you stomping them to death is not enough
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Somebody asked MarketWatch this question with a straight face. "What can I do with money I don't need in retirement?"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
If the government can almost prosecute TFG for breaking laws, what's next? Checking anonymous poop to prevent public health crises?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons isn't done monetizing KISS
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Mad moth movements
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(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
Article lists the 13 best hot dogs in US. Come for the "Rubble Rage" hot dog with Fruity Pebbles cereal, stay for the Bronzeville Bourbon Hot Dog steak dog with, you guessed it, bourbon barbecue sauce
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Sat August 13, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The one fatal flaw that explains why your team won't win this year's Super Bowl. Lions and Texans fans will accept just a general "We suck" and move on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shark attacks are "the new normal for New Yorkers." But we don't care unless they'll have frikin' laser beams attached to their heads
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Fri August 12, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Someone has finally gone for the fatwa bounty against Salman Rushdie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
New York City tells its residents not to worry about 'splooting' squirrels, even if it looks painful on their big testicles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 75 year old New Yorker found dead. News: In his apartment with at least a week's worth of decay under his belt (and over it too I guess). Fark: surrounded by WMD manuals and canisters with biohazard label on them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A job where my memories have been surgically divided between work and my personal life so I dont wake up at 2AM dreaming what i could have done differently at work? Sign me up
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
NYC moves forward with plans to raise (pinky to mouth) billions via congestion pricing. Bonus, a lot of the revenue comes from charging tolls on their own buses
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NYC moves forward with plans to raise (pinky to mouth) billions via congestion pricing. Bonus, a lot of the revenue comes from charging tolls on their own buses
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Bulwark apparently hasn't listened to AM radio for the last 30 years
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Upstate New York man arrested for hand-drawing a replica New York State inspection sticker and putting it on his windshield. Hilarity ensues with pic of sticker
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Wed August 10, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today is humpday, so try a camel burger
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NYC: Police chase ended with a car killing your child? Well, it's your fault for walking on such a dangerous sidewalk
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Do not play outro music for Mark Levin
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(WWAY 3 Wilmington)
 
 
 
Like a Fark server technician, Trump down due to a fifth
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Tue August 09, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Peyton Farquhar also had a lot of wild fantasies after he was caught, but before he felt the pressure on his neck, the loud noise, and flash of white
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Yes, he killed a grocery store employee over duck sauce, but at least he was polite enough to wrap his sofa in plastic before he shot himself
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Yes, he killed a grocery store employee over duck sauce, but at least he was polite enough to wrap his sofa in plastic before he shot himself
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox Mr. Glass out for the season after breaking his wrist while on the IL for a broken finger
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You may know the name, you may not. I guarantee you know the work. One of the artists behind the artists at Motown has passed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More bad news for TFG: his real estate appraiser handed over nearly 36,000 documents to the New York AG yesterday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Serena Williams will give it one last baseline shot at the US Open
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Ever since we started our new "Beer for blood" program local vampirism has been driven down by up to 80 percent
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Ever since we started our new "Beer for blood" program local vampirism has been driven down by up to 80 percent
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
What NYC needs is more good guys with frying pans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Golden Girls: the restaurant
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The perfect job doesn't exis...OH YES IT DOES
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New York Governor Kathy Hochul tweets about grilling for a barbecue ...in a white dress
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Sat August 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A noble family had their castles and 20,000 cultural artifacts stolen by Nazis, then by Communists. Now, a handsome 27-year-old prince vows to protect his ancestral wealth and heritage from all other thieves and scammers with the power of blockchain
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Sen. Wrong Johnson thinks Sen. Batboy's plan to make Social Security and Medicare beg for funding each year is not cruel enough
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The cat in the bodega is back
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Rick Scott declares war on liberals at CPAC
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Hmm... what could make this timeline worse?" "I dunno... how about we bring polio back?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rich ahole that works from home hates poor people working from home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kanye's got his shot now
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
The national radio system that provides advanced warnings to Americans to keep them safe from severe weather is under threat from severe weather
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you're tired of caring for your 5-foot-long pet alligator, the correct next step is to give it to the Suffolk County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals rather than face criminal charges
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Citizen Science .gov)
 
 
 
500 "Citizen Science" projects you can pitch into. Subby is leaning towards NOAA's "Nurdle Patrol" based on the name alone
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"My baseball card collection? It's not much, although I do have a Willie Mays, Fernando Valenzuela, Cal Ripken Jr, and a...Mark Zuckerburg?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones ordered to pay approximately 5 days worth of shiatty prepper food sales
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lady A takes break from music to focus on being Lady AA
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Swing through New York City right on your Steam Deck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man indicted for hate crime and interstate threats for calling a grocery store in Buffalo, New York and threatening a race war surprises no one by having three first names and almost certainly no chin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Would you feel safe driving through Kentucky or Texas with New York State license plates on your car?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Coconut clip clops? An electric fan heard through a metal pipe? A blade runner retiring a replicant?
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Toronto ranked the hardest city to navigate. Meanwhile, Rome ranked city with worst pizza, Paris the least romantic, Dubai the chilliest weather, Tokyo the widest open spaces, New York the friendliest people, Chernobyl the cleanest
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ayman al-Zawahiri was staying at a house owned by a Taliban leader who once wrote an op-ed in The New York Times so the election was stolen and Trump is emperor for life. Or something
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for governor in New York is down by as many as 14 points in the polls. New York Post: "So you're telling me there's a chance?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once again, California is at the top of the list. Well, one of the lists
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shaun King is at it again. Uses donations to buy a $40,000 dog
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Wealthy Hamptons residents are being asked not to water their lawns so much due to a drought and an ensuing water shortage. This will go over well
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(SFGate)
 
Hero
 
Congratulations, Dolly. Then again, it's also a day ending in "y"
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Tue August 02, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Spam secured in store lock boxes amid increase in shoplifting. To be fair, taking things without paying for them was kind of the Viking's deal
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
A judge just burst Donald Trump's bubble on his claim of 'total immunity'
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're boiling your hot dogs wrong
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
I am the great Cornpolio
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Canadians discover the horrors of landlords who think New York is a world class city with world class apartments
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
People used to move from NYC to Jersey City for the cheap rent. Used to
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Sun July 31, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
After getting green lighted on Fark, nightmare spider thingy wins "I Voted" sticker design contest. And now thanks to you, there will be much nightmares, tribulations and lost sleep by the hapless voters you have unleashed this upon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Listerine is a big business, and also a lifeline to a whole lot of charities
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
How fast would you go through your $10K in savings before going broke? What, you don't have the average amount of money Americans have in savings?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're a country promoting female "body positivity". Do you: a) use a commercial typeface without paying; b) use models' images from Instagram accounts without permission or payment; c) Photoshop out a model's prosthetic leg; or d) all the above?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Answer: No one is talking about it. And memo to the writer: Doctors call what you got at your all-inclusive in Mexico chlamydia
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Sat July 30, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New York isn't monkeypoxing around
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today's National Cheesecake Day. The SFW kind. Share your local fix
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(Suck it, Discount Butthead)
 
 
 
The Great Gaetz Bodyshaming Backfire has netted over $1.8 million now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The bikes are returning to the rivers. Nature is healing. We are the virus
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Fri July 29, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
High gas prices shatter record profits for ... not you, that's for sure
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
New York Polio case matches samples previously found in the destitute third world nations of UK and Israel
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Robot cats are now serving tables at dim sum parlors in NYC. Don't ask for extra soy sauce as they are also smug and will tear you a new one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans view Manchin as a Judas
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett discriminated against blacks seeking home loans, according to DOJ report
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Thu July 28, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Mets pitcher Max Scherzer after using PitchCom for the first time: "It works. Does it help? Yes. But I also think it should be illegal. I don't think it should be in the game"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the predicted hurricane flood maps for 3 of the East Coast's major metro areas: New York City, Miami, and Washington D.C. Oh, my
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's National Moth Week, so here are some sick pictures of moths in the Catskills
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That's the spirit JetBlue
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
"Unconscious New York man is not missing Texan Jason Landry." I don't miss Jason either
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For some reason, the first item in the article isn't "buy everyone TotalFark." What would you do if won?
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Wed July 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Was it an apartment in Trump Tower?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spirit - Frontier airline merger of suck called off due to shareholder opposition. Next up: the Spirit - JetBlue merger of suck
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Wrestlemania coming to Philadelphia in 2024. I'm sure that Philly wrestling fan will be on their best... {hit in head with d cell}
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Build a New York City real estate empire for almost nothing using this one weird trick. TL/DR: Fraud, the weird trick is fraud
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There's a They Might Be Giants "it's New Jersey not Pennsylvania / nobody's business but the Turks" riff in here somewhere
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amazon employee died on Prime Day, which explains the shipping delays
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to release biography titled "So Help Me God", subtitled "Why Can't I Stop Licking Trump's Taint?"
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Home prices still increasing
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
And the oil company would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In New York today, a pedestrian safety feature protected pedestrians. Somehow this means that luck was involved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell moved to minimum security prison. This will end well
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Pour one out for a great one
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
News: Republicans demand Democrats denounce armed assassination attempt on candidate for governor. Fark: suspect was only armed with a plastic cat keychain. Ultrafark: suspect was drunk and had no idea the victim was a politician
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
XFL announces 2023 local markets. That's a lot of expansion
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Sun Gazette)
 
 
 
Families of TWA-800 victims file suit that blames U.S. Navy for accidentally shooting down the plane
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Coyote abandons pursuit of roadrunner, settles for slaughtering Martha Stewart's peacocks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Trump has proven himself unworthy to be this country's chief executive" says editorial board of radical liberal hacks at the New York...Post?
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Sat July 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Update: avoid any place that sells lottery tickets for the next few days
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The last of the quarterfinal matches has France vs The Netherlands. Will the Hens peck their way through or will the Oranje make them surrender? The AESSEAL New York Stadium hosts the match at 3 pm ET. This is your Women's Euro Discussion Thread
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Seattle man said he wanted to travel to Buffalo, New York specifically to kill blacks at a grocery store. Luckily he was stopped from living out his fantasy
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Zeldin threatened with a knife during campaign stop, Bokoblins and Lizalfos wanted for questioning
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
And so, it begins. Pray for death
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Thu July 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Covid's still going strong in this rumble, but Monkeypox looks to be going for a steel chair and-Wait, is that? BY GAWD THAT'S POLIO'S MUSIC"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Teenagers are so manky, even sharks can't eat them
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Wed July 20, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When I was a child running in the night, afraid of what might be. Hiding in the dark, hiding in the street and of what was following me. Now hounds of love are hunting. I've always been a coward, and here I go, it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson, Mr. July in the 2022 Klan Calendar and sock puppet for Australian mega-billionaire Rupert Murdoch, angrily denounces George Soros and unironically demands "is some foreign-born billionaire allowed to change our country fundamentally?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you live in America, at least one of your neighbors thinks political violence is justified
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The world's 50 best restaurants for 2022. New York City has twice as many as... wherever the fark Healdsburg is
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Give the governor 300 grand, get back a $637m no-bid contract
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Scheme to build 'Chinese Disneyland' in upstate New York contained sub-scheme to funnel $600,000 to TFG
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