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Sun August 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Border Patrol keeps coming up with new and innovative ways to be dicks, this time by confiscating Sikh turbans
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook unleashes fancy new AI chatbot that's as dumb as the last one
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Fri August 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You've probably never heard of the Oak Creek Massacre, which is unfortunate because if more people knew about and had done something in its wake, we might not be overrun with white supremacist terrorists right now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ron Howard handpicks a special audience to view his new and dusty movie Thirteen Lives
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Darth Vader calls Trump the greatest threat to our republic in a new ad for Princess Leia
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Lets see how midsized sedans and a Subaru Outback do in the new and improved IIHS side impact test, which better simulates getting T-boned by a truck or SUV
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hill? Researchers discover a mountain of new ant species in Oz. "We are not talking about three or four new species, but thousands of them"
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
"We ask each other how they're doing, how their family's doing. That's the expectation now." Goddamn kids acting human at work
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut Sri Lanka unveils new and improved Birizza, a calzone filled with biryani, basmati rice and butter chicken masala or spicy veggie masala and paneer. Nobody outbiryanis the Hut
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
When you write a headline after just doing your laundry
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know the Colorado elections clerk that got arrested, then arrested again for going to Vegas... yeah, there's a new arrest warrant out for her
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, new first cousins no one knew about before. What are your fun widespread genetic testing stories?
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
What are blaming millennials for today? *Spins wheel* ah. Inflation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
They still have nearly a decade left on their current arena lease, but the 76ers want to build a new arena
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Department of Homeland Security's Office of Inspector General knew about the missing Secret Service text messages earlier this year
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
New antibiotic can kill drug resistant bacteria. For now
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to contain beignets & jazz than a New Awlins parade its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV weve seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT New Orleans Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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Fri July 15, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New Zealand tourism board launches new ad campaign
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Thu July 14, 2022
(A Journal of Musical Things)
 
 
 
Gee, with all the attention Kate Bush is getting because of Stranger Things, it would be a perfect time for a new album from her. But that won't happen, right? Right?
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Mon July 11, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
ASMR-ish refurb of a 1978 Millennium Falcon that appears to have water damage. Geek out, enjoy the sounds, and see something from the past look like new again
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Move over SpaceX. Here comes the new and improved ArianeGroup
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
As many of us Farkers said: "How Elon's bizarre Twitter takeover saga could have just been a cover for him to sell $8.5 billion in Tesla stock"
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Sat July 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
New AZ law makes it a crime for bystanders to record police activity from less than 8ft away. This law so blantantly violates the 1st Amendment that it won't survive 10 seconds of scrutiny by the Supreme Co- oh. Oh fark
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Welcome to the new age, to the new age... Welcome to the new age, to the new age... Anthropocene, Anthoropocene, I'm radioactive, radioactive
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New advertising tune for McD's knock-offs in Russia: "Two all-beef patties, special плесень, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Today's Crypto company freezing all withdrawals is presented by Vauld
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Everything you thought you knew about Robert G. Heft designing the modern American flag is based on a lie. In other news, you apparently believed some guy named Robert G. Heft designed the modern American flag
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Thu June 23, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Toyota: hey there loyal customers. Enjoying our new all-electric BZ4X? Good, good. We need you too do us a favor though, and park it immediately and walk home from wherever you are. See, it has a slight issue with..err..the wheels falling off
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mars is bigger than Coca-Cola. Well yeah, it's a freakin' planet
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists engineer a quantum processor to emulate a small organic molecule before getting sucked into 6 new alt-universes
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence might want a new agent after losing 62% of his salary to the crypto crash
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Click here so you can say you knew about green steel before it was banned in Texas and Florida
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
I've finally found a new a new gig and am gleefully leaving the soul sucking, pit of hell job I have and need advice on a proper letter of resignation
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Fri June 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
New AFL-CIO president, a woman seen here raising her fist in the common salute shared by leftist terrorists around the world, promises to build a 1-million socialist army to fight her War on Capitalism
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Gamestopped
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Fri June 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Even Klanny Oakley's fellow GOP congress-critters thought she was providing aid and comfort to the Jan 6 insurrectionists by live-tweeting the location of congress people DURING the riot according to new audio that's been released
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's paint scheme for a new Air Force One really is a hot mess
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Wed June 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It was inevitable - "NEW AND IMPROVED" has come to covid vaccines
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Tue June 07, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elmo, Abby, and Cookie Monster all star in a new animated mecha series as they turn into robots and what the hell did I just write?
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Thank you for being an asshole
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
So, Peter Gabriel is supposed to show Up with a new album for Us later this year
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
Building a New Anarchist World From the Ashes of Late-Stage Capitalism - The age of capitalism seems to be coming to an end. Anarchism might be the solution. Could it actually work, or is it just a utopian dream?
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Oh look, gas-saving gadgets that claim you can drive 1000 miles on nothing more than an eyedropper of armpit sweat are making a comeback. PS please send $500 for new and improved Cow Magnets that align your fuel molecules for maximum efficiency
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: old clothes with sticks up their butts. New avionic algorithmic goodness: scaredrones
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So here's what the new Apple AR/VR glasses, which were previewed to the board of directors, may or may not look like
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In this corner, the New Appeasement Times. And in the opposite corner, the Kyiv Independent
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Fried Skeletons is the name of my new Acid Pop Oingo Boingo cover band
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old news: Covid quarantine. New and exciting: Monkeypox quarantine
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Design a Martian metaverse for NASA for $70,000
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Tue May 17, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
TK-421 reviews the Empire's new and improved blaster which will mean certain defeat for the rebel scum
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Look who suddenly supports government backing of currency
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's happening.gif
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Audible.com)
 
 
 
Subby is in dire need of a new audiobook. Just finished Morrison's The Bluest Eye and looking for some lighter fare. Any suggestions? Looking for great performance as well. God abhors a dull narrator
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
After crash, wife of Luna coin founder under police protection as burned crypto cult members get scary
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Crypto, Coinbase going crapto
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You can't. That's the new American Dream
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Everything old is new again, including these baby names that went out of favor when The Charleston was all the rage
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of Arcade Fire's new album, Slate asks the question: Has the band changed, or have we? Which is a subtle but interesting subtext
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
TFW you read something that clearly signals your own obsolescence: "a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes"
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
New art exhibit projects Van Gogh's paintings onto the walls and floors so visitors can "step inside" the mind of the artist. Looks kind of ear-ie
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten years after Gangnam Style, pioneering K-pop star PSY comes back with new album and Western-themed music video costarring rapper of current K-pop star BTS
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Will the Yeah Yeah Yeahs be releasing a new album this fall? Yes
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Sat April 30, 2022
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
That old complaint about EMTs being paid as much as "burger flippers" has a new and vaguely disturbing angle, courtesy of an ambulance service in Milwaukee
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
When we inevitably have to welcome our new alien overlords these two guys are the jackwagons to blame
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finnish bomb shelter network receives new attention. I'll be in my bunker
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Micronova: a new a) compact Chevy, b) fun-size Russian spy, or c) type of stellar explosion?
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Tue April 19, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Intel may or may not be mass producing silicon qubits
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