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Tue January 19, 2021
		Model with 'biggest butt on OnlyFans' stops wearing underwear at gym, so you'd better watch out if you're working out behind her. Her farts are legendary (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	137
		"A long walk down the hall to a bathroom far, far away...." The Mandalorian is a show about getting old. Get that gremlin off my lawn source: cracked.com \| share:	8
		Josh Hawley gets himself a new book publisher with no standards source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	56

Mon January 18, 2021
		If you spent a couple hours feeling the earth move on Sunday, you were either on Mount Hood in Oregon or in subby's bedroom source: king5.com \| share:	41
		I'm looking for new podcast recommendations. Thoughts? source: time.com \| share:	38
(Some Guy)		Seeing as how subby is getting into becoming a maker, he thought maybe uniting Fark once a week to discuss the topic would be fun. Here's hoping for a Fark Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to free Photogrammetry software. What's your Maker Hobby? source: 3dflow.net \| share:	87
		The Million Militia March attendance was slightly overestimated source: dailykos.com \| share:	76
		Today is National Thesaurus Day, so let's all celebrate the legendary synonym and antonym reciting dinosaur of the Cretaceous Period source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	33
		Monday night Footie in the EPL: Gunners face a Newcastle squad looking to put a bad loss behind them. Will Steve Bruce's dressing down light a fire under the Magpies? Will Arsenal finally break into the top half? Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	41
		"We build the path as we can, rock by rock." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Selma source: imdb.com \| share:	31
		Flight attendant warns us about the drink you should 'never ever' consume on a plane, along with the fish dinner (possible nsfw content on page). It's tea and coffee source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	37
		Yobs head-butting a pizza machine is a great way to start your Monday source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	42
		Boeing settles $25 million whistleblower lawsuit for continuing to harass and fire employees who believe company "ethics" propaganda is meant to be followed source: oregonlive.com \| share:	11
		Canadians are unapologetic: 7/10 want vaccinations mandatory so they can get back to hockey fights source: beta.ctvnews.ca \| share:	54
		Lin-Manuel Miranda and Kareem Abdul Jabbar are being served up to QAnon for blood sacrifice source: nydailynews.com \| share:	50

Sun January 17, 2021
		Will it be the Buccaneers or the Saints that go to Green Bay next Sunday? Tom Brady or Drew Brees? Will Tampa Bay or New Orleans have the better defensive showing? The NFC Divisional Playoff is at 6:40 PM ET on FOX source: foxsports.com \| share:	874
		Just in time for Bunday, a four-year-old helps turn a donation of five quarters into over $1.5K for a SC rabbit rescue source: wltx.com \| share:	7
		LGT recipe my daughter wants me to make for Sunday night dinner. Suggested improvements appreciated source: allrecipes.com \| share:	33
		This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is keeping things basic: we're looking for the best songs that start with the letter "B". Why? Bee-cause we can source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	922
		CSB Sunday Morning: Culture Shock (a/k/a "What in the world is going on here, and what are these people doing?") source: fark.com \| share:	105
		Sunday Premier League: Can Sheffield win two in a row? It could get Spursy. MOTD Liverpool and Man. United in a top of the table, hated rival showdown. Man Citeh could move to 2nd if they get by Palace. First match at 9:00 AM ET on NBC source: premierleague.com \| share:	181
		10 notable K-pop covers of alt-rock standards. Come for "Numb" enhanced with EDM, trap, and Korean lyrics, stay for choreographed version of Skrillex/Korn classic "Get Up" [warning: first video includes strobing light effect] source: altpress.com \| share:	19
		Biden's day 1 agenda: fix things that Trump broke source: apnews.com \| share:	67

Sat January 16, 2021
		Help me Wanda, help, help me Wanda. WandaVision Ep 1& 2 Discussion Thread source: marvel.com \| share:	91
		Monday: Ted Cruz's communications director quits. Friday: Lauren Boebert's communications director quits source: axios.com \| share:	89

Fri January 15, 2021
		New York is replacing the legendary squalor and skeevery of the Port Authority Bus Terminal with something much more than expensive that will also smell like pee and terrible life choices source: timeout.com \| share:	33
		I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Britain's Got Talent's Amanda Holden dancing, sipping cocktails, and baking a cake while wearing a bikini (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	34
		Most McDonald's are standard cookie-cutter ticky-tack boxes, then there's this bunch of weirdos source: boredpanda.com \| share:	38
		Among the Trump loyalists who attended Coup-a-Pallooza was this convicted Planned Parenthood bomber. But on the bright side he did brag that no Antifa were in attendance source: vice.com \| share:	47

Thu January 14, 2021
		The man who waved the Confederate flag in the Rotunda has been arrested...in Delaware? source: nytimes.com \| share:	94
		You've never heard of Mickey Edwards, but he was a Republican in Oklahoma back when Democrats had a 9:1 legislative advantage (plus the governorship and both US Senators). He helped found the Heritage Foundation. And he's no longer a Republican source: thebulwark.com \| share:	43
		Wait, there's another episode of The Mandalorian? Okay, but what's with Jodie Foster showing up and why the hell is Clamberditch doing with a Louisiana accent...what? The Mauritanian? Never mind source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	13

Wed January 13, 2021
		How to show your elephant youngin' how to cross a river bed ...kinda source: twitter.com \| share:	6
		Tennessee lawmaker introduces legislation to place, on state capitol grounds, a bust of Dolly Parton, which seems redundant source: thehill.com \| share:	68

Tue January 12, 2021
		Two Words: Taint Bandaid source: gizmodo.com \| share:	24
		Australia, where you can't even microwave your lunch without being endangered by a eastern tiger snake source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	39
		As people die and the country tears itself apart, Candace Owens works on her Conservative Humor source: twitter.com \| share:	100

Mon January 11, 2021
		You know it's bad when someone is beneath Bill Belichick's ethical standard source: foxnews.com \| share:	86
		John Bolton urges Republicans to "purge the taint of Trumpism," which they've kinda been doing for the last four years source: politico.com \| share:	62
		Phoenix Police: "Check out our cool new app. Use it to file reports, look up precincts, and share things like calendars, storage, camera access, WiFi info, and more. So convenient. Tell your friends. Or we can, since we have your contacts" source: 12news.com \| share:	56
		Facebook shuts down Ugandan accounts ahead of general elections, proving that they're concerned with democracy in at least SOME countries source: aljazeera.com \| share:	7
		Friday: Fernando Tatis Jr is about to sign a massive contract extension. Monday: Actually, they haven't even started talking about an extension yet source: usatoday.com \| share:	4
		The COVID rate so far in 2021: 163 Americans diagnosed with COVID every minute, and 2 Americans dead from it. "The U.S. has not seen a day with fewer than 100,000 new cases in more than two months" and Sunday was the 41st day in a row with 1,000+ fatalities source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	80
		"Look, I understand everyone's sh*t's emotional right now. But I got a 3pt plan to fix EVERYTHING" Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Idiocracy. Bonus: Fav Movie/TV POTUS quote? source: imdb.com \| share:	13
(Some navel-gazer)		Well this is terrifying. "But the final unweaving of the rope of ourselves is each our destiny, even if by very slow decay." We are all Ships of Theseus. Here's some deep-ass navel gazing for a slow Monday morning. You're welcome. Wait. Where am I? source: psyche.co \| share:	8
		Pro-Trump protest planned for Twitter HQ in San Francisco Monday. Local bondage enthusiasts rush to buy up all the zip ties source: gizmodo.com \| share:	10
		Because there's nothing else going on this Monday, here's some weird clam sex source: nytimes.com \| share:	17
		Ted Cruz finds out you don't piss off a Mandalorian source: nydailynews.com \| share:	78

Sun January 10, 2021
(Some Guy)		Curators say the majority of historical paintings and sculptures on display in the US Capitol escaped harm, but several works were vandalized or destroyed and some may have been looted. They'll probably end up on eBay source: artforum.com \| share:	36
		Guess what the WiFi password was at Trump's rally in GA Monday night source: twitter.com \| share:	76
		The comics to read before WandaVision source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	17
		Chicago schoolchildren set to return to classrooms on Monday. Chicago schoolteachers? Well... that remains to be seen source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	60
		They may have only had one hit, but that's one more than the rest of us. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best one-hit wonders of all time source: rollingstone.com \| share:	566
		Sunday brings more FA Cup third round action. Early action with Chelsea entertaining Morecombe while Man City hosts Birmingham City. At Noon ET JoMo takes the Spurs to Marine (it's in Liverpool) and we finish at 2:45 PM with Brighton at Newport source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	129
		CSB Sunday Morning: Your first time ... traveling in an airplane source: fark.com \| share:	163

Sat January 09, 2021
		If you have a Hyundai Tucson SUV, you may wish to avoid driving it. Oh, and by the way, park it outside away from anything flammable source: local10.com \| share:	31
		Vandals shoot into Tippecanoe County Democratic Party headquarters. Tyler County Democratic Party worries it could happen to them too source: amp.indystar.com \| share:	94
		A 13-year-old girl wins $50,000 in a national essay contest, promptly donates the entire amount to the Ferndale cat shelter, a place she volunteers and adopted a cat that she says actually rescued her. Welcome to Caturday source: wxyz.com \| share:	1189
		Yes the day can get even better, here are the Articles of Impeachment to be filed against President Trump on Monday for "Incitement of Insurrection" source: scribd.com \| share:	127

Fri January 08, 2021
		Seditionist agitator and civic vandal Josh Hawley (R) is about to find out source: msnbc.com \| share:	116
		House democrats plan to introduce articles of impeachment on Monday. It's like the good times of 2020 never left us source: cnn.com \| share:	489
		Oh look, a video of Senator-Elect Warnock being arrested in 2017 for PRAYING in the Capitol Rotunda during the debate over repealing the ACA by the same Capitol Police who took selfies with the rioters Wednesday. Wonder what the difference was? source: newsweek.com \| share:	54
		Fox News keeps finding standards source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	30
		Slate: Doesn't all this praise and support Stacey Abrams has been getting after her instrumental work turning Georgia blue seem kinda lowkey racist or something? source: slate.com \| share:	116
		The thesis "Evaluation of an automatic urinometer including use of silicone oil to decrease biofilm formation due to proteinuria, hemoglobinuria and bacterial growth" will be defended on January 14, 2021. Scent mark your calendars source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	10
		The Angels might have the next big baseball-related scandal now source: espn.com \| share:	10
		Would you like to hear the Peanuts Gang singing Roundabout? Yes source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	14

Thu January 07, 2021
		Sony to begin selling giant LED displays for virtual sets instead of greenscreen backgrounds, like what Epic Games and ILM made for the Mandalorian. This is the way source: theverge.com \| share:	11
		Honda to outsource EV production to General Motors source: thetruthaboutcars.com \| share:	37

Wed January 06, 2021
		"My husband and I are separated and headed for divorce. I've always considered myself straight, but now I'm kinda thinking I'd like to try and date women for awhile. Is there a good way to do this?" source: slate.com \| share:	28

Tue January 05, 2021
		Iran denies that seized Korean ship and crew are being held as "hostages;" are rather "mandatory bargaining chips" source: reuters.com \| share:	11
		Legendary 1970 Dodge Challenger makes it into Library of Congress. Even though it's the 'The Black Ghost,' Kowalski approves source: jalopnik.com \| share:	3
		You're going to want to sit down when you read this because apparently the White House is bypassing standard protocol to rush in a hand-picked replacement for the Atlanta AUSA who abruptly quit yesterday source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	4
		NFL team owner brags about "world-record" pandemic attendance at team's home stadium. Don't even have to say who it is, everyone already knows source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	22
		The Mandalorian Season 2 finale is dedicated to Jeremy Bulloch. This is the way source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	15

Mon January 04, 2021
		"How do you feel? Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Leaving Las Vegas. Bonus: Name a hangover movie that isn't The Hangover source: imdb.com \| share:	14
		Not News: Memorial statue in Birmingham park vandalized overnight. Fark: It was a life-sized version of the Roman god Vulcan. When will these violent monotheists learn to control their outrage? source: abc3340.com \| share:	47
		Biden's Inaugural Parade is guaranteed to have the lowest attendance ever. Book it, done source: usatoday.com \| share:	52

Sun January 03, 2021
		On Sunday Night Football Washington visits Philadelphia looking to clinch an NFC East title. All the Redacteds need to do is win or hope for a Giants victory over the Cowboys. Starting at 8:20 PM ET on NBC source: nbcsports.com \| share:	877
		As a new year dawns, this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for songs of hope and positivity source: pastemagazine.com \| share:	362
		CSB Sunday Morning: Your first car source: fark.com \| share:	268
		Sunday Premier League: Burnley - Fulham postponed. Can Newcastle nick points from Leicester who have drawn their last two? MOTD Chelsea and a covid depleted Citeh both looking for top 5. First match at 9:00 AM ET on NBCSN source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	108
		Japan plans to fully robotize retail work. If retailers can standardize aisle widths "and if the color of walls and materials used can be agreed to be those that are easier for robots to identify, a standardized plan for robots could be reached" source: mainichi.jp \| share:	49

Sat January 02, 2021
		Xiao Qi Ji, the National Zoo's giant panda cub, reaches new heights of cuteness source: twitter.com \| share:	3
		Cool: Seattle has raised the minimum wage 1.8% to $16.69. Understandable: Uber raises fares to compensate the difference. FARK: By 25% source: komonews.com \| share:	39
		Moscow Mitch McKoopa's mansion vandalized with "Where's my money?" graffiti. Oh no. Anyway source: courier-journal.com \| share:	179
		For some of you taking out the garbage is a mundane chore, not this make up artist who dresses in ballgowns and heels every Wednesday to take her bins out (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	36

Fri January 01, 2021
		Photos show stark contrast between New Year's Eve 2019 and 2020. Kinda showing off there, Australia source: apnews.com \| share:	20
		Vandals spray paint Nancy Pelosi's house and leave severed pig head on her driveway because Trump is king source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	155
		Maybe reopening the Sandals resort wasn't a great idea source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	6
		Will Atlanta sports return to normal in 2021? Seems they did a pretty good job of collapsing in the playoffs even with no in-person attendance source: ajc.com \| share:	7

Thu December 31, 2020
		The Chief Propaganda Minister Trump appointed to oversee all state -run media is rushing to lock in all he RWNJ he appointed to key positions throughout VOA and Radio Free Europe by giving them unbreakable contracts so Biden can't clean house source: npr.org \| share:	57
		Fox News breathlessly reports that lefty Alec Baldwin and wife Hilaria have both changed their names, unlike red-blooded Americans Piyush Jindal, Rafael Cruz, Nimrata Haley, and their dear leader, the brave scion of the Drumpf dynasty source: foxnews.com \| share:	94

Wed December 30, 2020
		Universal Orlando hits attendance capacity ten minutes after opening despite the fact the state is a hotbed of Covidiocy source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	93
(Some Guy)		I am looking for a reputable website to host a playoff fantasy football contest. Link goes to an example, but I would love some recommendations source: home.myfantasyleague.com \| share:	7
		Singer Akon proposes $6 billion project to build real-life Wakanda in Senegal source: thehill.com \| share:	22

Tue December 29, 2020
		Outbreaks and scandals have Japan souring on PM Suga source: apnews.com \| share:	22

Mon December 28, 2020
		The Vatican's legendary foul-mouthed nudist Latin expert has departed. Requiescat in pace, Reggie Foster source: nytimes.com \| share:	40
		EPA finalizing first ever aircraft emission standards so even pilots will have to line up all afternoon to pay $30 to a stoned kid in a flat-brimmed hat to sign off on their paperwork every year source: cnbc.com \| share:	47
		No matter how Alex Smith's leg feels, former 1st round draft pick Dwayne Haskins will not be starting for the Washington No-Names on Sunday...or ever again, as the team has RELEASED him following yesterday's disastrous performance source: espn.com \| share:	76
		Step 1: Sell bus tickets to Trump's second inaugural Step 2: Say they're refundable Step 3: Make them non-refundable source: mediaite.com \| share:	85
		Billie Lourd, Mark Hamill remember the legendary Carrie Fisher on the anniversary of her death source: deadline.com \| share:	22
		"Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve" Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've watched this past week. LGT 200 Cigarettes source: imdb.com \| share:	16
		That second Taiwan-born ugly-ass panda cub makes its media debut and is just as ugly-ass fantabulous source: phys.org \| share:	0

Sun December 27, 2020
		Sunday Night Football will see Tennessee travel to Green Bay where a Titans victory will secure a playoff berth. It starts at 8:20 PM ET on NBC source: espn.com \| share:	781
		Legendary Braves pitcher and King of the Knuckleball Phil Niekro has died at age 81 source: wsbtv.com \| share:	36
		Sunday's NFL games sees the Colts take their game to Pittsburgh, the Falcons visit the Chiefs, the Browns battle the Jets, the Bears take on the Jaguars and the NFC Least game where the Eagles head to Dallas. It all starts at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/FOX source: msn.com \| share:	1433
		Because what better way to end the 2020 fantasy football season than have a quarter of the games already played before Sunday. Even so, if you still have questions, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts still have answers source: fftoday.com \| share:	18
(Some Guy)		The Sunday Morning Music Club is keeping things short and sweet this week: we're looking for the best songs with one word titles source: ccmmagazine.com \| share:	924
		CSB Sunday Morning: The strangest thing that happened to you in 2020 source: fark.com \| share:	195

Sat December 26, 2020
		Merry Christmas Steve Bannon. You've been given the gift of a mandatory interview under oath. Fie lie lie lie lie, lie lie, lie lie source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	58
		Bipartisan committee has 97 recommendations to fix Congress. 98) Nuke from orbit source: npr.org \| share:	105

Fri December 25, 2020
		Somebody took their Mandalorian cosplay to a new level source: abc7.com \| share:	61

Thu December 24, 2020
		Good news, everyone! Pence can remove Trump from office on Sunday source: nymag.com \| share:	87

Wed December 23, 2020
		Dark money from the FirstEnergy bribery scandal also found its way to DeWine and his daughter's political campaign coffers source: cantonrep.com \| share:	10
		A Mandalorian-themed Christmas light show? This is the way source: themarysue.com \| share:	4
		Queue Benny Hill's Yakety Sax for these pandas source: twitter.com \| share:	6

Tue December 22, 2020
		What was that mystery green juice Tyreek Hill was drinking on the sidelines during Sunday's game? According to Patrick Mahomes, it was pickle juice source: msn.com \| share:	25
		"Virginia state Sen. Amanda Chase so rigidly refuses to follow the Virginia legislature's mask mandate that she has been forced by her colleagues to sit inside a plexiglass cube when the Senate is in session-a box she calls 'The Square of Freedom.'" source: comicsands.com \| share:	117
		James Harden continuing to engineer his way off the Rockets and onto the Nets, reportedly angrily throwing a basketball at a rookie and arguing with teammates Monday source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	23
		Proud Boys leader confesses to theft, destruction of property, and arson in the vandalization of two historically black DC churches and the burning of their Black Lives Matter banners; but says it wasn't a hate crime because "BLM isn't about race" source: npr.org \| share:	90
		Article: Tom Brady understandably left off 2020 Pro Bowl roster after voters considered Rodgers, Wilson, and Murray superior NFC QBs this season. Headline: "Snub" source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	23

Mon December 21, 2020
		News: There was a protest Sunday against Belarus dictator Alexander Lukashenko. Fark: in Pittsburgh source: post-gazette.com \| share:	5
		Lizzo makes sure her mother has a Happy Hondadays source: usatoday.com \| share:	10
		Can the Steelers beat the Bengals and win the AFC North? Or will the Bengals take advantage of a struggling opponent and get a win? Will Big Ben and the Steelers' offense find their groove again? Monday Night Football is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	844
		Panda Express customer doesn't shoot, leaves, then presumably eats source: kmov.com \| share:	33
		Catholic Hospitals: No abortions. Also Catholic Hospitals: Mandatory DNRs and no ventilators for disabled people source: kenw.org \| share:	121
(Some Guy)		Recent Georgia poll reveals that voters in the runoff election want Republican control of the Senate ...kinda source: politicaliq.com \| share:	68
		The Simpsons producer and writer Josh Weinstein shares some interesting stories about working with the late, legendary, and incredibly difficult Laurence Tierney source: news.avclub.com \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		"I believe... I believe... It's silly, but I believe." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we have watched this past week. LGT Miracle On 34th Street source: vintageunscripted.com \| share:	23
		If "The Mandalorian" Song Had Lyrics (spoilers) source: youtube.com \| share:	18
(Some Guy)		The first time we played in SLC every year, I made the rookies stay on the bus and watch the baddest man on Earth roll up. They'd see him pop the kids out of his minivan and then beat our asses five ways from Sunday source: fadeawayworld.net \| share:	14
		Trump signed an executive order creating a pro-slavery educational agenda no one wants and that Biden can and should cancel immediately source: whitehouse.gov \| share:	155
		Monday night(ish) PL, Wolves look to get out of a mid-table slump while Burnley try to get out of the bottom three. Meanwhile either Chelsea and Aston Villa could end up 5th with a win. First match at 12:30 PM ET on NBC/Peacock source: scoreboard.nbcsports.com \| share:	72
		Don't worry, your two favorite Mandalorians will be back, just on separate shows source: comicbook.com \| share:	52
		Japan sets record military budget over concerns of China's growing power, investing in stealth fighters, missiles, and possibly new Gundam variants source: aljazeera.com \| share:	44
		You'd think vaccine mandates would be easy peasy lemon squeezy in a pandemic, but you'd be wrong source: axios.com \| share:	83
		Tennessee Governor not swayed by wife with COVID and state with highest transmission rate in country, will not issue mask mandate source: tennessean.com \| share:	75
		British barrister mistaken for defendant as he was over the legal melanin limit to sit outside the dock source: theguardian.com \| share:	21

Sun December 20, 2020
		Need recommendations for a good mid-priced telescope. Asking for a friend, for reals source: fark.com \| share:	41
		The Browns are getting real close to clinching a playoff spot. The Giants would love to make things miserable for Cleveland. Can the Browns trounce the Giants? Or will New York pull a Giant upset? Sunday Night Football kicks off at 8:20 PM ET on NBC source: espn.com \| share:	439
		We all know Jenny's phone number and what the loneliest number is, but that's just two songs. Two... ah ah ah. Let's make Count Von Count happy this week in the Sunday Morning Music Club with songs featuring numbers source: thoughtcatalog.com \| share:	821
		CSB Sunday Morning: the most memorable Christmas ever source: fark.com \| share:	80
		Sunday PL has four matches: Sheffield still looking for its first win, will BHA fend them off? Followed by top 5 battle with Spurs and Foxes, then Man U and Leeds, and West Brom and Aston Villa in the evening. Starting at 7:00 am ET on NBC/Peacock source: premierleague.com \| share:	265

Fri December 18, 2020
		Long regarded 'an evolutionary scandal' due to their presumed ancient asexuality, it turns out microscopic rotifers swap DNA too. They just don't brag about it like those trampy tardigrades source: eurekalert.org \| share:	1
		The season finale of "The Mandalorian" has a post-credits scene that is an announcement for yet another new "Star Wars" spinoff that was not included in last week's announcements. Who do they think they are? Marvel. Oh right. (Major farking spoilers) source: cinemablend.com \| share:	102
		Moff Gideon, dark troopers, and an Imperial light cruiser vs. Mando, Boba Fett, friends, and Slave 1. Let's fight. "The Mandalorian": Chapter 16, the season finale, will be released by a Disney+ super star destroyer at 3:01 AM ET source: inverse.com \| share:	258
		It's not Southfork but the Legendary Texas 6666 Ranch that has been owned by an oil dynasty family for 152 years goes on sale for $192.2m source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	39

Thu December 17, 2020
		Hey, rollerblading naked down a highway while wearing a panda head mask is no way to go through life, son. Well, it is 2020 ... proceed [NSFW] source: pennlive.com \| share:	44
		TikTok and Walmart to do joint livestream shopping event, so if you ever wanted to see a self-righteous anti-masker on a rant or an obese mom beating her kids, set your calendars for tomorrow source: cnbc.com \| share:	3
		The EEOC has released guidelines for employers related to mandatory Covid vaccinations. Bottom line: you can be fired if you're an anti-science asshole source: inc.com \| share:	13
		California has a shortage of body bags. Douche bags in high abundance however source: sfgate.com \| share:	48
		GOP Senator supports suspending civil liberties nationwide to protest election results. That should go over well with people who think mask mandates are a bridge too far source: yahoo.com \| share:	134
		Because it's 2020 and being on the brink of extinction, Monarch butterflies have been denied endangered species listing despite the fact they have reached a record low this year source: nationalgeographic.com \| share:	10

Wed December 16, 2020
		Outrageous Headline: Restaurant has liquor license suspended for violating COVID dining restrictions. Actual ineffective deterrent to others: Only affects liquor sales on Sundays and dancing which wasn't happening anyway source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	20
		Detroit Lions kick returner Jamal Agnew barely missed a touchdown against the Packers on Sunday. This being the Lions, however, there's a kicker source: freep.com \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		Winter officially begins Monday morning at 5:02 am EST. Since most Farkers are Reformed Druids and so on, Subby assumes that y'all have any number of crazy-ass dark rituals planned for the occasion. Tell us all about your plans source: almanac.com \| share:	25
		Postmaster DeJoy's official calendar finally released after FOIA request and threat of a Congressional lawsuit. This headline contains more unredacted words than his entire November schedule source: huffpost.com \| share:	120
		The world's earliest python identified from 47 million-year-old fossil remains. The Mix-a-Lot Expedition's still searching for the oldest anaconda source: phys.org \| share:	5
		Virginia gubernatorial hopeful Amanda Chase believes Trump should declare martial law, probably also has strong feelings about Fort Sumpter source: wric.com \| share:	95
		Ford County, KS has 4914 cases out of about 30,000 residents. Small town Republican mayor supports mask mandate. 25,000 uninfected residents threaten mayor's life. Mayor quits. The Aristocrats source: nbcnews.com \| share:	65
		Pennsylvania Man breaks unofficial record by eating at Chick-fil-A for over 130 days straight, not including Sundays and Thanksgiving source: local21news.com \| share:	15

Tue December 15, 2020
		David Byrd (R-ekt) on a ventilator for COVID-19. He joined GOP colleagues this summer (without a mask) to declare the media "sensationalized the reporting on COVID-19 in the service of political agendas" source: amp.tennessean.com \| share:	142
		The end of game safety for the Ravens Monday night proved significant as it swung the betting results from either a push or a win for Browns bettors to a loss for all of them and the sportsbooks source: espn.com \| share:	18
		'Florida pastor who fought Sunday alcohol sales charged with child porn' source: wfla.com \| share:	53
		What, if anything, is your employer doing for holiday celebrations this year? Subby's has a mandatory "party" Zoom meeting where we're all encouraged to wear ugly sweaters and chant ritually in Urdu source: amazon.com \| share:	27
		Right-wing Christians are quick to proclaim they're upset by Trumpism, but he simply tapped into the racist id that has always been a foundation of American evangelicalism, like the grand wizard of id source: religionnews.com \| share:	53
		Someone must have infromed VA GOP state senator Amanda "Huggenkis" Chase about the definition of the word "sedition" because she seems to have erased her tweets calling for Trump to overturn the election and declare martial law source: twitter.com \| share:	69
		Chairman of Texas GOP on Friday: "Perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a Union of states that will abide by the constitution." Chairman of Texas GOP on Monday: "I didn't say anything about state secession. " source: thehill.com \| share:	78
		Saturday: Kareem Abdul-Jabaar is ringing a bell and walking around saying "The Dark Man is Coming" Sunday: "Practice time" Harbs: "There was a lot of energy, a lot of enthusiasm for the practice session" source: freep.com \| share:	8

Mon December 14, 2020
		Trash panda takes up residence in woman's Christmas tree before destroying it and swinging from chandelier as woman and her dog chase it fruitlessly around house source: krtv.com \| share:	29
		100° heat in a coat covered in spray-painted cornflakes? Maybe he just wanted to jump in to cool off. Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we have watched this past week. LGT It's A Wonderful Life facts source: cinemablend.com \| share:	13
		Smilin' doggos. Happy Monday source: themindcircle.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)		A class action suit was filed against Ancestry.com for using yearbook material without consent. Because the last thing you want your descendants to know is that you had Devin Nunes' hair in HS source: natlawreview.com \| share:	75
		Busy beavers are revealing math's fundamental limits. Nice source: wired.com \| share:	7
		It's not just you, multiple Google services and websites including YouTube, Gmail, Google Assistant, and Google Docs were down for around an hour on Monday morning. That's a lot of Makers Mark source: theverge.com \| share:	51
		Brexit trade talks extend past Sunday deadline as leaders pledge to "go the extra mile." "Kilometer." "Mile." "Kilometer." "Fark you, we're leaving" source: cnbc.com \| share:	66

Sun December 13, 2020
		The Steelers will be looking to bounce back against the Bills after their first loss of the season when they travel to Buffalo for Sunday Night Football starting at 8:20pm ET on NBC source: espn.com \| share:	870
		Trump's Hail Mary pass to overturn the election is to have Pence refuse to certify Monday's official electoral vote tally which would result in a chaotic situation for the country source: msn.com \| share:	228
		Sunday rabbit hole leads to an excellent talk from Dr Robert Sapolsky about that time doctors removed a man's huccocampus source: youtube.com \| share:	9
		Because if there is one thing that would help air traffic controllers to do their job, it's adding roundabouts source: mashable.com \| share:	86
		Before we get completely sick of them and fall into a murderous rage every time we hear Mariah Carey, this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best, the coolest, and the most unusual Christmas songs source: udiscovermusic.com \| share:	351
		CSB Sunday Morning:...and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farking Kaye. Share your Christmas party stories, both office and otherwise source: fark.com \| share:	50
		Francis Ford Coppola feels sad that George Lucas devoted his career to Star Wars. Meesa kinda agree source: indiewire.com \| share:	51

Sat December 12, 2020
		U.S. Army general guarantees first shots in war on Covid will be fired Monday as part of the first wave source: reuters.com \| share:	24

Fri December 11, 2020
		Texas files response to defendants in SCOTUS suit. Let me summarize, up is down, light is dark, false is true source: twitter.com \| share:	159
		Advanced car lighting tech is coming: not just hi/low beams but variable intensity headlamps, and smart displays on your car's caboose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . Sadly, they're too sophisticated for NHTSA rules, which can't even mandate rear amber turn signals source: caranddriver.com \| share:	31
		"United Airlines is telling some flight attendants whose colleagues tested positive for COVID-19 to keep flying and monitor for symptoms." This doesn't bode well for any traveling guitars either source: reuters.com \| share:	20
		Dear SpaceX Starship SN9, I hope that your life insurance is paid up because you are going to the pad on Monday source: twitter.com \| share:	18
		The Vought Empire wants to use Grogu to make Galactic Homelanders and Stormfronts. Will Mando stop them? Can Boba Fett help or will he trip over some scruffy looking nerf herder? "The Mandalorian": Chapter 15 drops at 3:01 AM ET on Disney+ source: inverse.com \| share:	69

Thu December 10, 2020
		Disney to Gina Carano: Nice Mandalorian spin-off you might be doing, it'd would be a shame if something happened to it source: wegotthiscovered.com \| share:	87
		Apparently someone with a weird kink is with the Civil Aviation Administration of China and wants flight attendants to wear disposable diapers source: cnn.com \| share:	27
		The face you make when you realize YouTube won't be carrying your network propaganda anymore source: politicususa.com \| share:	59
		Dallas Cowboys slide into irrelevance complete. Sunday night football game featuring the Cowboys has been flexed out. Cleveland Browns game flexed in source: fox8.com \| share:	35
		In any other timeline this would have been a presidency-imperiling scandal, but in this one, it's Wednesday. VA Inspector General notified prosecutors VA Sec Wilkie probably committed a crime related to efforts to discredit a sexual assault victim source: thehill.com \| share:	22

Wed December 09, 2020
		Boston Dynamics, best known for its kickable quadruped robots, sold by SoftBank to Hyundai for $921M. Your robot dog wants lab-grown steak source: cnet.com \| share:	32
		♬ No... one... charms like Gascón, will transform like Gascón, has agendas of justice reform like Gascón ♬ source: ktvu.com \| share:	17
		The residents of Mitchell, SD, who since voting down a mask mandate have been ravaged by COVID-19 and lost some of their most notable civic leaders to it, would like you to send them some prayers. Maybe a thought or two. Whatever you can spare source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	171
		Trump to Congress: You won't kill Section 230, so I'm going to kill the NDAA. Good luck running a military without any funding source: techdirt.com \| share:	127

Tue December 08, 2020
		2D selfies are so last year. Now you can make a DIY hologram using just your standard phone, camera or PC source: mymodernmet.com \| share:	8
		Referees miss the call on a touchdown catch by Tyreek Hill during the Broncos-Chiefs Sunday night game. But then again, so did Hill source: cbssports.com \| share:	8
		Here's a big clue as to why Trump doesn't want to sign the NDAA source: twitter.com \| share:	69
		5pm Eastern - it's Drew and Dallan with the Fark News Livestream, Shakespeare Panda Stripper edition source: twitch.tv \| share:	0
		Amanda Seyfried turned down a share in Marvel's money printer source: digitalspy.com \| share:	38
		"Scientists finally think they know why these pandas like to roll in horse poop." It's not news, it's funk source: sciencemag.org \| share:	0
		"As the Biden administration looks for solutions to the economic devastation inflicted on lower-income communities, they would be wise to take a page out of the Trump administration's opportunity agenda" source: thehill.com \| share:	112
		Ex-Real Madrid forward sacked by PSG amid cheating scandal source: insideworldsoccer.com \| share:	7
		Forty years ago tonight, Howard Cosell gave the news to the nation on Monday Night Football that John Lennon was assassinated source: youtube.com \| share:	100
		Your Monday night pick-me-up: apoplectic Lou Dobbs tearing into Nazi Stephen Miller source: twitter.com \| share:	155
		Let's check in on those 81 counties in Kansas that refused a mandatory masking order. Oh. Oh, dear, that's not good source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	136
		Trying to befriend huge Twitter subculture, brand marketers from Hyundai and Samsung to Barbie and Chips Ahoy are openly stanning K-Pop artists. "The worst offender by far in 2020 has been the official account for Bagel Bites" source: teenvogue.com \| share:	11

Mon December 07, 2020
		Two Wisconsin republican lawmakers bravely fight war on Christmas, defy oppressive regulatory restrictions and display Christmas tree in rotunda of closed capitol source: startribune.com \| share:	43
		There will be two Monday NFL games to watch today. First, Washington travels to Pittsburgh to try and melt the Steelers at 5:00pm ET on FOX. The official MNF game sees the Bills take on the 49ers at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	1133
		Die Hard is a Christmas Movie despite never mentioning Christmas. Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we have watched this past week. LGT the backstory behind Die Hard's "Yippee-Ki-Yay" source: melmagazine.com \| share:	54
		Legendary Iowa wrestler and coach Dan Gable awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom, Secretary of Defense position source: kcrg.com \| share:	32

Sun December 06, 2020
		The data hologram from Chapter 14 of The Mandalorian? Yeah, it wasn't just a bunch of CGI gibberish. SPOILER WARNING for the half-dozen remaining Farkers who still haven't seen the episode yet source: movieweb.com \| share:	30
		Can the Chiefs tame the Broncos? Or will Denver pull off the monumental upset in Kansas City? Will Denver have a quarterback to duel with Patrick Mahomes? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC source: espn.com \| share:	524
		And now for something completely different... this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for songs that start with the letter "S" source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	1195
		CSB Sunday Morning: Gotta get a Turbo Man! Share your holiday shopping stories source: fark.com \| share:	32
		EPL Sunday starts early with West Brom hosting Palace. Sheffield is looking to steal points from Leicester. Big match o'day: Spurs and Gunners the North London Derby, and finally Liverpool and Wolves, boring. Matches start at 7:00 am ET on NBCSN source: premierleague.com \| share:	387
		Jeans Guy has taken to the sky, upgrades to a helicopter for the latest episode of The Mandalorian source: insidethemagic.net \| share:	51

Sat December 05, 2020
		Scandal and outrage follow announcement that pencil store will start selling pens source: curbed.com \| share:	12
		How best to distract drivers from the terror of driving under the ocean? Put a roundabout in the tunnel source: bbc.com \| share:	51
		The importance of mask mandates, explained in chart form source: vox.com \| share:	56
		STOP EVERYTHING The baby panda at National Zoo has taken its first steps (tapping toe, waiting for "SQUEEEEEE" tag) source: washingtonian.com \| share:	5
(Some Guy)		Do you take CBD oil? What for? Any advice and recommendations would be appreciated source: verywellhealth.com \| share:	45

Fri December 04, 2020
		Nine, NINE financial scandals Georgia Sen. David Perdue doesn't want to explain. Ah, ah, ah source: americanindependent.com \| share:	20
		You are now cursed with the job that the main character has in the last movie/TV show you watched. What's your new profession? Subby is The Mandalorian source: twitter.com \| share:	168
		I paint a picture of myself on a public building I'm a "vandal" and "Defacing public property" and these guys painted these epic fight scenes with pre-historic animals and everyone is so impressed source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		Gandalf and Frodo want to buy their childhood home source: bbc.com \| share:	18
		The Mandalorian has to take Grogu to a Jedi temple. Will he? Or will he be ambushed by Moff Gideon, waylaid by Boba Fett, or have yet another sidetrack mission? Find out when a rather short Chapter 14 drops at 3:01 AM ET on Darth Mouse Plus source: inverse.com \| share:	80

Thu December 03, 2020
		While obviously not as cool as a Spaceballs Flamethrower, the new line of Mandalorian-based outerwear from Columbia makes staying inside during a shutdown even more fun. Merchandising source: oregonlive.com \| share:	26
		Brit grandad finds World War II air raid shelter hidden under his lawn under manhole cover after 40 years of living at his house. Does what any good Brit would do and will turn it into a bar (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	29
		The US Labor Board has accused Google of spying on employees, discouraging worker organization, and retaliation. Standard Oil, US Steel, DeBeers offer their thoughts and prayers source: cnbc.com \| share:	12
		Apparently, Christmas is now "wrecked" and "ruined" because two Bounty bars were behind first two advent calendar doors. Those poor, poor people (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	22
		"My wife died last year; I'm still trying to process the loss and sort through my emotions. My neighbor, however, is hitting on me, flirting, and clearly wanting to date. I'm not ready; how can I maintain my friendship and draw boundaries?" source: slate.com \| share:	33

Wed December 02, 2020
		It's happening, isn't it? NOTAM filed for the Starship 15km hop Friday through Sunday source: arstechnica.com \| share:	20
		Video of the Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge, the longest in NYC, "breathing" after it was shut down Monday due to high winds source: gothamist.com \| share:	54
		Nearly every hospital in the US is going to have to implement "crisis" standards of care in the coming weeks. What could possibly go wrong? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	98

Tue December 01, 2020
		Your profanity Advent calendar. Fark yeah source: twitter.com \| share:	3
		25% of North Dakotans know someone who has died of COVID-19. Doug, used to work the fields outside Watford City. Kinda quiet. Poor fella source: bismarcktribune.com \| share:	65
		Japan now has a operational life-size Gundam source: asahi.com \| share:	29
		Recreating the macarons from The Mandalorian. Wait, aren't they just teal macarons, like the ones you can buy at basically any macaron shop? source: geeksaresexy.net \| share:	38
		Felicity Huffman is return to television, scandal-free source: deadline.com \| share:	23

Mon November 30, 2020
		Trump-UAE scandal coming out source: twitter.com \| share:	73
		Ransomware attack on Baltimore County schools gives 115,000 kids the best Monday ever source: bbc.com \| share:	15
		Ravens-Steelers, which was supposed to be played last Thursday, then Sunday, then Monday, then Tuesday, has now been moved to Wednesday source: twitter.com \| share:	82
		Ashleigh kicks off her Millennial movie Mondays for the Christmas season with another movie she's never seen before - Die Hard. Video to the left, one-sided debate if Die Hard is really a Christmas movie to the right source: youtube.com \| share:	96
		Kendall Hinton should be the Broncos MVP this year source: msn.com \| share:	29
		The San Francisco 49ers of Santa Clara, CA in Glendale, AZ source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	12
		"The Mandalorian" goes special edition on Jeans Guy source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	15
		Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we have watched this past week. LGT Gretel & Hansel (2020) a dark reimagining of an already dark classic children's fairy tale source: imdb.com \| share:	19
		The TSA says it screened 1.18 million airline passengers on Sunday, some successfully source: reuters.com \| share:	29
		See any good Cyber Monday deals? Post em yo source: fark.com \| share:	87
		Two Monday matches in the EPL, hapless Fulham take on Leicester and West Ham and Aston Villa both look to get out of the mid-table doldrums. First match at 12:30 pm ET on NBC Sports source: scoreboard.nbcsports.com \| share:	84
		The circus is coming to Phoenix Monday source: azcentral.com \| share:	52

Sun November 29, 2020
		Sunday Night Football brings us the classic rivalry of the Bears and the Packers at Lambeau Field in Green Bay. Can Aaron Rodgers notch another "W" against Chicago? Or will the Bears win to get above .500? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC source: espn.com \| share:	722
(Some Seventies Guy)		You know what we haven't had in a long time? A good old fashioned '70s rock party. Pull out your bell bottoms, get the lava lamp flowing, and kick back in a bean bag chair with some huge headphones for the Sunday Morning Music Club source: bestclassicbands.com \| share:	452
		Sunday EPL has Southampton facing a hot and cold Man United. The marquee match up is a London Derby Chelsea and Spurs battle for top of the table. Arsenal and Wolves look to climb into the top half of the standings. At 9:00 AM ET on NBC/Peacock source: premierleague.com \| share:	234
		The new "Animaniacs" reboot is either a liberal celebration or right-wing propaganda, depending on who you ask on the internets source: mashable.com \| share:	143
		Recognizing end of snailmail era, Japan Post to end Saturday delivery and next-day delivery of standard mail source: japantoday.com \| share:	36

Sat November 28, 2020
		Not news: Broncos QB ruled out for covid-related concerns. Fark: ALL THREE Broncos QBs ruled out for Sunday's game against the Saints source: espn.com \| share:	78
		Is a George Foreman Grill still useful to buy and have today? Or have other common kitchen appliances made it redundant? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	120
		44% of Republicans think Bill Gates is planning on using mandatory Covid-19 vaccinations to implant people with microchips. Let that sink in for a moment source: bbc.com \| share:	215
		Photoshop this unique pendant light source: contemporist.com \| share:	18

Fri November 27, 2020
		Even by Alaskan standards, this is one weird town source: messynessychic.com \| share:	8
		Why do cats meow, besides to complain that the case of Friskies that you just bought isn't up to their high standards? source: livescience.com \| share:	29
		Planning to watch the Steelers and Ravens play Sunday Afternoon? Make other pla... you know what, just don't make any plans, and be surprised if the game actually happens source: twitter.com \| share:	86
		The Darksaber tops this year's list of dangerous toys, presumably because no one wants to fight for supremacy of Mandalore source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	49
		Will Moff Gideon capture the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda and thus be able to use the child's blood to manufacture Compound V? Find out when Darth Mouse releases Chapter 13: "The Jedi" at 3 AM ET Friday source: inverse.com \| share:	151

Wed November 25, 2020
		Saying "I don't want to be South Dakota" the GOP gov of West Virginia tightens the state's mask mandate and tells opponents of wearing them to grow the fark up. Don't look away South Dakota, this is you now. Even WEST VIRGINIA is dunking on you source: apnews.com \| share:	66
		UK car industry: failure to clinch Brexit deal could cost £55.4 billion by 2025. Honda's out, Nissan is ailing, JLR has a plant in Slovakia, PSA & Toyota could cut & run, and Brits would be stuck buying Minis and used RHD cars from Japan source: reuters.com \| share:	32
		I hope you're sitting down for this and not drinking any water, but right-wing media figures like Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Newt Gingrich are lying about the election being stolen to grift their followers for money source: mediamatters.org \| share:	49
		The original "Mobile Suit Gundam" starts streaming today source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	33

Tue November 24, 2020
		Turns out that a Bowie documentary without any Bowie songs kinda sucks source: film.avclub.com \| share:	18
		"Officials at the Interior Department should be investigated for the apparent illegal creation and distribution of propaganda to prop up Trump and his re-election efforts" source: citizensforethics.org \| share:	23
		In a first, a former San Francisco Police officer, who shot a black man from the passenger side of his patrol car in 2017, was charged with homicide Monday. Bail is set for a whopping $1000 source: cnn.com \| share:	64
		Audible or post-game instructions for Gisele? Tom Brady heard calling out "red panties" before the snap on a play during Monday Night Football source: msn.com \| share:	17

Mon November 23, 2020
		Subby was hoping for Pandy McPandaface, but I suppose Xiao Qi Ji is okay source: wtop.com \| share:	0
		Move over Willrow Hood. Jeans Guy is busting onto the set of 'The Mandalorian' to get some coffee and unwanted media attention source: aiptcomics.com \| share:	7
		Can the Rams sink the Buccaneers? Or will Tampa Bay dominate the Rams and send them back to L.A. with a "L"? Jared Goff or Tom Brady? Blue and gold or pewter and red? Monday Night Football kicks off at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	462
		Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV you have watched this past week. LGT Subby's Saturday night view: I'm Thinking Of Ending Things, Charlie Kaufman's latest macabre film source: imdb.com \| share:	29
		Back in July, 24 counties in Kansas implemented a mask mandate, while 81 counties continued to go maskless. And there's no point in reading this article, you know exactly how things turned out source: npr.org \| share:	53
		Two games on tap for Monday Night Footie. First up at 12:30pm ET is Burnley travels to London for either some dammits or dancing on Crystal Palaces part. Then at 3pm it Wolves and surprising Southampton source: premierleague.com \| share:	80
		Spoiler alert: after reading this I may have to actually watch this show they call The Mandalorian source: space.com \| share:	52
		Jacinda Ardern calls to congratulate Joe Biden, offers advice on getting rid of the persistent virus and some tips for Covid-19 source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	15
		Police investigating condiment vandalism of cars. Will spread out in hopes they ketchup with the perps. Then they will be in a real pickle source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	19
		Safety Dance lyrics are kinda in need of a revamp source: imgur.com \| share:	32

Sun November 22, 2020
		The Chiefs will be looking to enact revenge against the Raiders after they handed them their lone loss of the season when they travel to Las Vegas for Sunday Night Football starting at 8:20pm EST on NBC source: rotoworld.com \| share:	492
		Brits will get an extra hour to catch Covid-19 in bars starting Monday source: metro.co.uk \| share:	38
		The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting down with the sickness this week and looking for songs about, well, sickness source: ultimateclassicrock.com \| share:	337
		Senate runoff candidate and alleged insider trading scandal participant Kelly Loeffler come on down, you're the next contestant in "GOP COVID-19 Infections Galore" source: ajc.com \| share:	76
		PL Sunday starts with Everton and Fulham. Sheffield hosts West Ham, while the Gunners travel to Leeds. The big match: will Liverpool's defense hold against a spirited Foxes attack? Matches start at 7 AM ET on NBC source: scoreboard.nbcsports.com \| share:	309

Sat November 21, 2020
		The worst acted, worst directed, and least original episode of The Mandalorian is still better than 98% of what's on regular television these days (spoilers for Friday's episode) source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	69

Fri November 20, 2020
		'The Mandalorian' had its own 'Game of Thrones'-like coffee cup goof. Bonus: The director literally has his back turned to the mistake in the shot source: ew.com \| share:	92
		Bribery Weekend: "Two sources told CNN there are also discussions currently underway with the President about inviting Republican state legislators from PA to the White House....The deadline for counties in PA to certify their totals is Monday" source: cnn.com \| share:	68
		The Mandalorian is seeking Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker's former padawan learner. Will he find her or have another side track? Chapter 12 drops at 3 a.m. ET Friday source: inverse.com \| share:	37
		Ten of the best movies based on true stories. He's a little guy, kinda funny lookin source: time.com \| share:	70

Wed November 18, 2020
		Angry Liverpool fans hound VAR official out of this Sunday's match after this utter Coote screwed them in Merseyside Derby source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	5
		"So, I hear you're in the market for a fine, previously-owned fighter aircraft. Take a look at this F-35, the last owner was a little old lady who only ever crashed it on Sundays." wing falls off source: thedrive.com \| share:	56
		Covid Survivor: "Covid is real,"Put your pride aside. We need to do the things necessary to get through this pandemic." Nebraska Guv: "Hahah, I don't think that mask mandates are appropriate. They breed resistance" source: omaha.com \| share:	82
		This won't get greened, but he's so right and the double standard just pisses me off, so I submitted it source: twitter.com \| share:	121
		Sandals: The one true joy of a cat source: threader.app \| share:	4
		Yes, we DO have a Covid vaccine now, probably two, in fact. what we DON'T have is an real clear plan or mechanism to get the vaccines distributed and administered, which, is kinda a big deal and something that should have been already worked out source: politico.com \| share:	173
		Robotic dogs will soon start patrolling Tyndall Air Force Base in Florida. Subby, for one, is scared shiatless of our new robotic dog overlords source: nypost.com \| share:	32
		Better Bill & Monica takedown than Linda Tripp source: twitter.com \| share:	161

Tue November 17, 2020
		So here are the GOP governors who resisted mask mandates and coronavirus rules and their states are now farked source: cnn.com \| share:	122
		By CBA, Jerry Jones can't bubble the Cowboys players in this pandemic, so he is bubbling the coaches and staff in Frisco so team can perform at their best every Sunday source: espn.com \| share:	6
		Giancarla Granda spills the beans about Jerry Falwell watching him spill his seed source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	65
		DOJ to Court: You know it's ALMOST January, so the Congress is KINDA over, and therefore any subpoena's they issued for WH Counsel Don McGahn are pretty much moot, I mean what are they gonna do? Impeach Trump again in the next two months? source: politico.com \| share:	30
		You can vote on the name of the panda cub at the National Zoo from four options. Panda McPandaface strangely absent source: wjla.com \| share:	3
		Good news: The new Animaniacs is as fun as the original. Bad News: If you're waiting for more Hippos or Katie Kaboom you're out of luck. Also you're kinda weird source: slashfilm.com \| share:	39
		The National Zoo needs help naming its new baby panda. What's your best idea? source: msn.com \| share:	15
		Cops arrest Florida Man for grand theft because metal utility pole strapped to roof of his small sedan didn't come standard source: wfla.com \| share:	29

Mon November 16, 2020
		"Voters in four states who had brought longshot lawsuits to disrupt President-elect Joe Biden's win and went nowhere in court have dropped their cases Monday morning" source: cnn.com \| share:	30
		Will Dalvin Cook and the Vikings run wild over da Bears? Or will Chicago win at home and send Minnesota back home with a loss? Whose defense will make the bigger plays? Monday Night Football kicks off at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	730
		Thirty years ago a British Airways employee became the most badass flight attendant EVER by rescuing a pilot who was sucked out of the cockpit at 23,000ft in mid-flight. Today you can't even get peanuts source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	58
		Sure, South Carolina has traditionally sucked but at least they have something resembling standards when they pay a dorky looking wierdo source: cbssports.com \| share:	9
		Sex is fundamental to humanity. Will the 2020's be known as the decade when sex robots came into their own? The 18th century was the "Age of Steam." Will this century be known to history as the "Age of Sex Androids"? source: psychologytoday.com \| share:	42

Sun November 15, 2020
		Subby is looking for documentary recommendations from streaming services. All genres, movie or series. LGT one from a few years back that was really good source: imdb.com \| share:	144
		Covidiots show up at Governor-Elect's house to protest mask mandate. Governor-Elect makes them cookies and hot chocolate. Wait. What? source: twitter.com \| share:	112
		Lamar Jackson vs. Cam Newton. Ravens vs. Patriots. Will Baltimore improve their record? Or will New England pull off the massive upset? Sunday Night Football starts at 8:20 PM ET on NBC source: espn.com \| share:	498
		Hey Democrats, not to interupt the self-flagellation, maybe it isn't YOUR message that's the problem, but instead the constant barrage of lies and misinformation spewed by multiple media propaganda machines aiding Republicans? source: npr.org \| share:	250
		Just for a little fun on a Sunday morning. The Peanuts Gang meets Rush. I tell you, this guy is getting good making these videos source: youtube.com \| share:	28
		Okay, it's been a couple days, long enough for spoilers to be set aside: here's the background info on the three new masked figures in Friday's episode of The Mandalorian for those that aren't uber-fans source: screenrant.com \| share: