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Wed August 12, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trini Lopez, kind-hearted and much-beloved 60s crooner, passes away at age 83. Oh, he was also a member of the motherf***ing Dirty Dozen
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Harris vs Pence, October 7th. Big question: Will Mother let Mike be on stage with another woman?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Definitely not how they are supposed to work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Can I tell my son his beloved dead grandmother was really a biatch?"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shooting the messenger is not just for the school superintendent
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family of seven critically injured in horse and buggy collision. This is not a repeat from 1815
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Boobies)
 
 
 
Massive sunspot turns its fiery gaze towards Mother Earth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greatest Health Care System in Greatest Country just got a sick woman evicted for medical bill debt. Fark: Her deceased mother-in-law's
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What do Pizzagate, QAnon and Troll dolls have in common?
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Fark needs a bigger facepalm tag for this
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(ZOONOOZ)
 
 
 
The San Diego Zoo and Wild Animal Safari Park share some of the adorable baby animals that were born during the spring, including chubby unicorns, kittens with black toe beans, egg puggles, monkey raccoons and more
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hate your kids? Here comes the science
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Thu August 06, 2020
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Critics lament that 2 Fast 2 Furious: Vegas Child Custody Hearing Edition suffers from a predictable ending
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Grandma teaches 13-year-old grandson how to bowl with cars. "I pushed the brake, but she pushed the gas pedal and went straight ahead and started crashing into those folks"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Just like Subby's mother, a San Antonio punk rock band once caused a stampede in Norway while stark naked and on fire
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Puppy claims he doesn't want a human, but his behavior shows different
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sad: Great-grandmother humiliated after being arrested, strip searched and more at Disney World for having CBD oil in her bag. Hero: She's suing the shiat out of them to the tune of $18 million in damages
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Wed August 05, 2020
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Dateline NBC: To Catch a Ninja premiering this fall
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You know how it goes, you visit a buddy's mobile home, you have a few beers, a bear walks in, one of the 10 kids tries to pet it, then it wrestles you to the floor and smashes through a wall to escape
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
58 years ago today we said goodbye Norma Jean, just a candle in the wind
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
How about .... NO
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The Smithsonian formally requests your help in transcribing the notes written by Ann Dunham, a pioneering anthropologist and mother of 44
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Tue August 04, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Badass grandmother takes on 20-ton excavator in property fight, orders it off her lawn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Country star shares a pic of her wavy hair, probably
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Actual lede: Police detained and handcuffed a Black mother and four children after mistaking their SUV for a stolen motorcycle from another state
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Mon August 03, 2020
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Sweet-N-Low in your tea? Them's fightin' words
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson practicing yoga in her underwear, and there's no one here anymore so...um...how are you? That's good. No I haven't gotten Coronavirus yet, no
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know how it is: if you can't get your caffeine because the coffee shop is shut, sooner or later you're going to crash
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican police catch Peter Gabriel
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pleased to meet you, we're whales
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Sat August 01, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules school can ban dreadlocks. Fark: Jamaica, and we're not talking Queens
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Furious mother-in-law to be stops wedding midway through after bride mentions the groom's 'flaws'
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Bobcat mom has her pawsfull
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Bobcat mom has her pawsfull
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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(MSN)
 
 
 
At least he was passionate about social distancing
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Thu July 30, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sweet Italian grandmother makes homemade Pork Milanese, and thankfully doesn't break anyone's knuckles with a wooden spoon for wandering into the kitchen before it's finished
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ah the good ol' days when you could order a live squirrel monkey from a comic book - a real live bonafide postal monkey delivered through the post - with no take-backsies
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Asks Google Chief: Why Are My Campaign's Emails Going to My Dad's Spam Folder?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Treason Peepaw must be getting a cut of the bounties
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Wed July 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses say NYC woman killed by shark just started screaming, not dancing or singing about America
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The nation's largest bear ranch is in northern Michigan, caring for dozens of rescued bears in large outdoor habitats. Bonus: you can feed the cubs. Extra bonus: lot of heckin chonker pics in TFA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got pregnant by an abusive man who was eventually arrested; I met my husband when my daughter was two, and he's raised her since. Should I tell her the man she sees as her father really isn't her biological dad?"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With Brady gone, the Patriots are less eager to play the season
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
As you can see by the injuries to this mother's forehead, police in Portland aren't properly discharging their weapons [Graphic picture]
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Delays to be caused by three superloads in New Philadelphia, your mother
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Mon July 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I was thirteen when a bloodied, beaten man fighting for our Civil Rights showed up at our doorstep for refuge. That man was John Lewis"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thank God
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds offers $5,000 reward for little girl's stolen teddy bear. A very, very dusty teddy bear
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
At least this stark naked 18st uncle's mind was in the right place when he sprinted out of his house and chased after a van driver for "abducting" his niece (NSFWish, with video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Flavortown Zoo safely locates missing new mother red panda, Kora, in good condition
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Kanye says he'll spill family secrets if the Kardashians try to lock him up. Currently holed up in a bunker with Dave Chappelle, who is presumably collecting new material
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The White House is claiming Stephen Miller's grandmother did NOT die of COVID. Her death certificate disagrees
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
It's not just brain freeze that you have to worry about with popsicles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mother baffled when baby monitor detects movement in an 'empty' crib - only to discover her cat playing inside it." Not sure why this is even an article, but the video of the cat playing in the crib is really cute
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This train wreck isn't going fly into the twin towers by itself, says Mrs. Dumpsterfire 2017
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Residents of Flavortown asked to help find missing mother of two ugly-ass newborns
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are now crowdsourcing how to live because the federal government has completely failed to help guide them through the coronavirus pandemic
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl cares more about teachers than the President
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Apparently, Kayne is still too busy to take his meds
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Okay so he's mastered 95% of the current President's duties
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five things you probably didn't know about Alex Trebek (assuming you already know Sean Connery says his mother's a whore)
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Cops chase and pin down hammer-wielding woman in New York. No word on the metallic composition of the weapon or why her mother named her Maxwell
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's biological mother reached out after almost 15 years of no contact and was outraged we 'let' our daughter 'be' a lesbian and said she won't contact her daughter until she has a boyfriend. Our daughter is devastated; how can we help her?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Kim Tried to Involuntarily Commit Me" is probably not the best political slogan
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Mon July 20, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Just why the woman decided to bring her young son into the gator pit to retrieve her wallet was not reported. Difficulty: Not Florida (With Video)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Israeli Court finds Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend, model Bar Refaeli smoking hot, guilty of income tax evasion
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Sat July 18, 2020
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Great Escape: Toddler Edition
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Fri July 17, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Instead of office chair, garage contained bobcat. Would not buy again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
24-year old TX woman who spent 80 days in the hospital because of Coronavirus says she regrets not wearing a mask. "Maybe if I would have listened and worn a mask I would have avoided all this" Wait until she gets the bill
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
If you have a 'condition' causing panic and anxiety when wearing a mask, don't go into a liquor store to pick up some beer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meeting for idiots gets cancelled because idiots show up
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr. takes a break from drunkenly having sex with his grandmother's corpse in the outhouse, and files a $10M defamation lawsuit against the New York Times. Allegedly
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple caught having sex in bush gets it on their bare sides by wannabe mother superior with a plank of wood (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Smelly Kelly"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Smelly Kelly"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman demands discount as person she paid to take her son's test for him only got a C on the exam. Bonus: Her name really is Karen
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman demands discount as person she paid to take her son's test for him only got a C on the exam. Bonus: Her name really is Karen
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Here is your Oklahoma ballot. Please select your choice for President. Donald Trump, Joe Biden or Yeezy
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Coronavirus can pass through the placenta barrier from mother to fetus and then it gets worse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this statue of a slave trader with one of a Black Lives Matter protester. Let's see if anybody notices
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naya Rivera final act was to save her son before she drowned. Sure is dusty out on the lake
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Username does NOT check out
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Naught News)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Every known tattoo on Andre Iguodala's body
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a mature, wonderful stepdaughter about to enter high school. About six months ago she decided she wants to live with her father and me but can't figure out how to tell her manipulative mother. Any advice you can give us?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a mature, wonderful stepdaughter about to enter high school. About six months ago she decided she wants to live with her father and me but can't figure out how to tell her manipulative mother. Any advice you can give us?"
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every wonder why Americans don't have English accents? Well, you can read this article and find out anyway
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms (Twitter Pop 4,769) takes issue with Hamilton. And for once it has nothing to do with 'the LGBTQ agenda', but is an equally stupid reason
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buster Posey leaves Giants, looks forward to playing with Twins
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spitfires honor British Sweetheart
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Party boy who went to Fire Island on Long Island over the July 4th weekend to spread the 'rona gets kicked out of his parents' house over his failure to socially distance. Awwwww
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Toddler dubbed 'Tiny Hawk' goes viral for skateboarding skills: "Whoosh. He calls it whoosh. All day, every day, Mama I go whoosh" (w/video)
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"May we suggest opening with a nice stiff drink or two?"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some of the most brutally honest horoscope predictions you'll see this week. Difficulty, 1979
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sweet mother of FAIL
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Orange Cassidy pull off the mother-of-all-upsets? Will Candace LeRae bleed for the Blood Gods? Does Keith Lee beat the dead guy with 3 superkicks? Night 2 of AEW Fyter Fest and NXT's Great American Bash start @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey kids, let's see who can hold a lit firecracker the longest- give the winner a hand
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Wide receiver makes greatest catch of career at scene of raging building fire
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Tue July 07, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
MN recommends keeping both hands on the steering wheel and holding perfectly still if you want to survive a traffic stop. It's up to you whether to keep your license and insurance clenched in your teeth or stapled to your forehead
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prison officials want to ensure that Ghislaine Maxwell's murder is not as suspicious as Epstein's, according to a note from his mother
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are both working from home, which was fine until last week. I screwed up at work--entirely my fault--and got chewed out in a Zoom meeting with my boss. My husband heard; now he's acting like my second boss. How can I stop him?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are both working from home, which was fine until last week. I screwed up at work--entirely my fault--and got chewed out in a Zoom meeting with my boss. My husband heard; now he's acting like my second boss. How can I stop him?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've never been on great terms with my mother-in-law; she constantly buys random, dirty, unsafe things she sees at yard sales for my daughter. Her four other grandkids get new toys and lavish vacations. Is she being a miserly biatch because of me?"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Florida Covid Victims)
 
 
 
QAnon mom took cancer patient teen to a church party with no masks or social distancing and fed her Trump-approved non-medicines until she died
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(Florida Covid Victims)
 
 
 
QAnon mom took cancer patient teen to a church party with no masks or social distancing and fed her Trump-approved non-medicines until she died
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With all the virus concerns, stay-at-home orders, financial instability, and mounting civil unrest, Mom Rage is a thing, and it's exploding
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What are "summer camp people" losing this year? Certainly not their innocence
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Generational inequality is a sobering reality
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Here's one teacher who won't have to worry about getting COVID-19 from students
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudy: our neighborhood's little bastard children destroyed my garden and now their mother is calling me a bigot because of her vaccination choices. Whut do?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese women don't want to get married and become moms for fear of not measuring up to media-promoted idealized "Supermom" image
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Trump family might start caring about coronavirus
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law suffered a stroke, had brain surgery, and now she's a total biatch. Can she go back to the nice person she was?"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone, aged 89, just became a father again. In other news, money is a hell of a drug
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mother complains to manufacturer after blue-coloured ice pop inexplicably turn her son's tongue & hands blue. It's almost as if the two were connected somehow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting 2: Enter the Garbage man
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
After 53 years of marriage, a Texas couple does their best to save the economy while holding hands
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 1-year-old daughter. Our parents all live in a state where gun ownership is common. I've talked to my parents about the shotgun they own; my father-in-law is a racist sexist ass who left a gun out. How can I scold him?"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These are the Pros and Cons of pea-eating
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Tiny lil orphan-babby wombat getting a belly rub is so squee, it made subby's ovaries explode
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How does the paradise tree snake fly without a motherfarking plane?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My dad had been poisoning my mother's food for years; she found out by accident. Naturally, they're getting a divorce, but my mom is insisting my siblings and I attend group therapy with her. I find it useless; how can I tell her I am over it?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My dad had been poisoning my mother's food for years; she found out by accident. Naturally, they're getting a divorce, but my mom is insisting my siblings and I attend group therapy with her. I find it useless; how can I tell her I am over it?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Rick & Morty will finally solve the mystery of Rick's wife and Beth's mother
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It's time to dust off all your grandmother's old casserole recipes
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mother avoids the stress of worrying about her unborn baby during these trying times by just giving birth without knowing she was pregnant
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mother avoids the stress of worrying about her unborn baby during these trying times by just giving birth without knowing she was pregnant
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are trying to get pregnant; I am deeply worried about what my parents could do to my potential future child. They verbally and emotionally abused me about my weight; I was in Weight Watchers at 6. Ban them or establish boundaries?"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Miley says she's been sober for six months -- in a row?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Miley says she's been sober for six months -- in a row?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman investigates David Duke and finds out he's a Nazi KKK motherfarker. Then finds out that the entire Republican party are a bunch of racists. Next thing you'll tell me is that Trump's a criminal - which you did back in 2015, over and over again
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Injecting some youth and hipness into the ownership, 69-year-old Yale graduate Sheila Ford Hamp takes control of the Detroit Lions from her 94-year-old mother
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Tue June 23, 2020
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Zoo names newborn giraffe 'Corona', immediately quarantines it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How nerds living in their mothers basement embarrassed Putin and revealed the Russian assassins in the Skripal case
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ra's mothership seen descending over Melbourne, Australia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence and his mother-wife used old address to vote in Indiana GOP primary...by mail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mom buys nine-year-old son book called "Penguins". What could go wrong?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crook woman stunned by unexpected arrival of baby, has her heart stolen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage at Talladega speedway this afternoon. Between the confederate flag being pulled over the speedway by a plane and confederate flags outside the track there may be opposition for some fans joining the 21st century
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sitcom dad: joke
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Let's start with these so-called top 10 cheesiest dad jokes EVER for Father's Day and have you add some to see how lame you can get
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Petty's estate had a few words to say about the unauthorized use of his song "I Won't Back Down" at the Tulsa Rally debacle: don't do me like that and don't come around here no more
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Are mothers-in-law destined to become monsters? Will I become one?"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guy made a Beer Facemask for day drinking while social distancing, but the only thing this is gonna really protect you from is being sober
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You can farking help your farking fellow American. Donate your farking blood, motherfarking Covid survivors
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Disgraced priest leads armed convent takeover, says church leaders are using fake pandemic to bring forth the Antichrist. Then things get weird
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Councillor repeatedly says N-word, and tells how his family used to own a cat named N-word, in order to highlight how things have changed. Only he didn't say "N-word", he said the N-word. De re / de dicto
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents saved money for both daughters' future weddings. My would-be husband got two women pregnant while we were engaged; we did not get married. My sister met a nice woman; they want me to give them the money I had for my wedding. Should I?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 6 year-old daughter is an only child for purely economic reasons; normally I'd be taking her to soccer, avoiding my social anxiety, and letting her have fun. But Covid-19 stopped that; she keeps asking why she's an only child. How can I explain?"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Endangered ugly ass pygmy hippo born at San Diego Zoo
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(Metro)
 
 
 
T.I.'s daughter says her father's "hymen test" comments forced her to recalculate their relationship
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
39 year old wife of Congressman Andy Barr (R-KY) passes away, leaving behind two children. Subby is fresh out of snark
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mom wanted to be a doctor, but her plans were derailed by a pregnancy so she took time away and then became an RN. Recently mom and that baby graduated together from medical school. Well, the baby is an adult obviously, not Doogie Howser
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Aquaman theory changes the movie, still makes it unwatchable
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Mon June 15, 2020
(The National Memo)
 
 
 
What happens when a BLM march is held in one of the last "sundown towns" in southern Illinois known for racism? We find out that a lot of young people are tired of this shiat. Hundreds of them
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Negligent mother reunited with her children thanks to first responders
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Sun June 14, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West launches Yeezy cosmetics, because he wants to piss off Kim?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman killed, boyfriend wounded after alleged dispute over dog pooping. Dog that hates the person you're dating seen taking notes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have been married two years; he has a 12- and 14-year-old daughter. They alternate living with us and their mom weekly. My husband and I want a child together, but his daughters are vehemently opposed because their mom is. What do?"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Lockdowns will have an everlasting effect on family relationships, causing irreversible trauma
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is pregnant and moved back with her parents. I work an essential job with incredibly long hours. I barely sleep. I've asked people not to text or call me; she ignores this. I told her she was lazy while I worked. How can I stop her?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is pregnant and moved back with her parents. I work an essential job with incredibly long hours. I barely sleep. I've asked people not to text or call me; she ignores this. I told her she was lazy while I worked. How can I stop her?"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida man lets 12-year-old drive Jeep 85 mph... He also told officers he had been drinking
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend told everyone in our social circle and beyond that her grandmother has Covid-19. The problem is, she's lying about it. Do I have an obligation to out her lies?"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I'll see your ring dropped in a Amazon box and raise it with a ring lost in a bag of green beans
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We own a second home by a tourist destination; we rent it 11 months out of the year & count on the income; the pandemic hit hard. Our daughter qualifies for a scholarship due to our change in funds; my sister says we're being advantageous. Are we?"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a birth plan that will work for me. However, my in-laws are very opinionated about their grandchild and how I am operating during the pregnancy. Am I required to share said birth plan with them?"
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Only two?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's considered "well off" vs "Rich" these days? At what point do you have F You money?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Power Wheels Karen upset that a child was driving a toy car "without a license" in a park
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Powerful
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Did this model alter her swimsuit photo? Study it out
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Some people can analyze a problem, take immediate action, and save lives. This boy could do it at the age of three
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Some people can analyze a problem, take immediate action, and save lives. This boy could do it at the age of three
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother had a parrot for 10 years; it died five years ago. Since then, I've gotten a monthly update about Polly; she'd like the rain, she's pining for the fjords, whatever. It has ceased to be, but she wants me to honor it at my wedding. Must I?"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Subby has chills. And is crying a little
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It only took protests and rioting in most of the cities in the US to get a city to remove a statue of a mayor known for bigotry, hatred, and oppression, that told voters to "Vote White", removed. Difficulty: North of Mason-Dixon line
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Mother Nature has entered the chat
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Like your cousin in the basement, parasitic worms in shellfish lead a creepy but popular lifestyle
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker
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(Today)
 
 
 
Black man posts that he's now scared to walk home alone, so 75 of his closest friends from the neighborhood help him out
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evangelicals declare Trump to be Wearing the Armor of God, presumably Drenched in the Blood of Jesus also
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I could focus on the heartwarming aspects of this story, but I'd rather point out that the CEO of American Airlines flies Southwest
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hire professional movers
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Reggie Watts straight-up loses it while speaking remotely with James Corden about the riots and his experiences growing up with racism
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some of you may have had a Coronavirus relief event, but did you run five miles backwards as part of one?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother Daughter look-alikes - pick one
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Boss names Josef Stalin a past "Employee of the Month." For several months. Joke? Political commentary? Too many quarantinis?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to dip Tom Jones in a bucket of cold water and spin him around your head by his ankles?
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Sat May 30, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Two kids, ages 6 and 7, borrow grandmother's car, take it for joy ride. If you're reading this on Fark, you know it went horribly horribly wrong
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Out of concern for me, Mum put me in her best friend's house so I could more easily commute to my essential job. This incredibly hot cougar and I are boning every night, and she says we are each other's "lockdown prize." Should I stop?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"It almost seems like they're sending them out without any real background checks or doing things without due diligence or process" says man receiving a stimulus payment addressed to his dead mother
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Catherine O'Hara's remote acceptance speech for winning the Best Actress award for Schitt's Creek is pretty much why we love Catherine O'Hara
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Therapy via Zoom helps raise up a young boy with Down Syndrome
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Damn you weather gods * Sir Isaac: Technically falling for two seconds is a very small orbit * The top 30 Chinese space companies * No mother farking emojis * Your Rocket Report is reviewing Netflix rocket design
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms: If you watch Pixar movies, you are a sinner
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since we're having so much fun with the modern version of the 1918 Spanish Flu, Mother Nature is preparing to reboot the 1930s Dust Bowl
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity troubled by all the freedom on display in the Lake of the Ozarks, calls for social distancing, wearing masks, and "common sense"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why isn't this show hosted by Tracy Morgan?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A woman who owns a janitorial service has found a new niche: Packing up and cleaning the homes of the COVID dead
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently the lockdown is making fresh faces harder to come by
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Polish version of '50 Shades' to hit Netflix next month. No word if its' simply looking at paint samples (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My father and my grandmother haven't spoken in three decades. Is there a way I can help them reconcile their estrangement?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My father and my grandmother haven't spoken in three decades. Is there a way I can help them reconcile their estrangement?"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News host bravely calls for the end of social distancing and the reopening of schools while sitting at home in his mother's basement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The downside to the quarantine in my house is that my kids keep interrupting my spouse and I when we're having sex. How can I get them to keep it from turning into coitus interruptus?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The downside to the quarantine in my house is that my kids keep interrupting my spouse and I when we're having sex. How can I get them to keep it from turning into coitus interruptus?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart's family finally understands why audiences are tired of him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EU privacy laws intended to regulate Facebook et al used to stop a grandmother posting online images of her grandchildren
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Single people are having the time of their lives
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
STARDOM professional wrestler Hana Kimura has died at age 22
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Susan Smith 2.0
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Narcos: Paw Patrol arrives on Netflix (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Narcos: Paw Patrol arrives on Netflix (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Saying "fark" or other swear words really can reduce your experience of pain. Here comes the mother trucking science, you farging bastiches
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While you freak out, panic drink, and gnaw your fingernails to their nubs, it's the children who are totally chill living in a pandemic
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While you freak out, panic drink, and gnaw your fingernails to their nubs, it's the children who are totally chill living in a pandemic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never Trumper George Will is very concerned for the Democratic Party, thinks they should have a VP who would restore adult supervision in Washington
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Move over, Florida Man: Georgia Man charged with faking COVID-19 diagnosis, panicking co-workers and costing employer over $100K
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer's cringey reintroduction to the wild continues with a desperate middle-age forearm tattoo
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Thu May 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is that a stolen puppy in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two French boys find a golden surprise in their Grandmother's bed. And no, this is not a plot summary from a dubious form of online adult entertainment
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Siblings virtually graduate from law school and medical school on the same day, decide to visit grandfather at window of nursing home in caps and gowns, stir up a lot of dust
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
First you get attacked by dogs and flatline twice during surgeries, then you get COVID at the rehab facility
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA to build the mother of all Hubbles
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Dad, how do I......clean up all the dust that has suddenly appeared in this room
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mary Kate Olsen may have moved on from the show that made her famous, but her marriage ended over the lack of a full house
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Timberwolves may lead the NBA in something for once
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind you that the sex offender registry is not for vigilante justice
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind you that the sex offender registry is not for vigilante justice
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
2-year-old boy that was abducted is found safe and unharmed. Fark:: 32-years later
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(MSN)
 
 
 
2-year-old boy that was abducted is found safe and unharmed. Fark:: 32-years later
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEOs: "Woohoo, these bailouts are like our very own free money fountain." Senator Elizabeth Warren: "Not so fast, motherfarkers"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Epstein's estate has failed to turn over any documents for their lawsuit. Signed, His victims' attorneys' mothers
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd still get along great, just like they always did, except for that time when Gilmour showed Waters the dark side of his moon
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school director believes we should stand our ground against those who refuse to wear a mask
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
This 7-year old girl just wants the tooth fairy to be safe during the coronavirus pandemic
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
This 7-year old girl just wants the tooth fairy to be safe during the coronavirus pandemic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
96-year-old woman speaks Welsh for the first time in forty years, in a victory either for preserving knowledge of older times or for knocking back eight martinis in a single sitting
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senator Elizabeth Warren speaks out on death of her brother from coronavirus, says it didn't have to happen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DIY stories told by morons, quarantine edition
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Culturess)
 
 
 
Villanelle visits Konstantin at a hockey game after her family reunion in Russia. With all the dangling plot threads from Nico to Kenny, will we start getting some resolution? Will we see Eve this week? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Well shiat, how the hell did motherfarking Samuel L Jackson not top this goddamn list?
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Sat May 16, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Wehadababyitsaboy pigmyhippo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge rules that woman can sue Edward Norton over production of Motherless Brooklyn. The other four people who saw it are willing to settle for a ticket refund
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Fri May 15, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
It's officially 'firefighters rescuing ducklings from storm drains' season
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Left wing Mother Jones comes clean and agrees with Trump, somewhat: China's response to the coronavirus outbreak was pretty bad
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
That time Freddie Mercury smuggled Princess Diana into a gay bar to have some fun
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Typically, if you lose a leg while surfing, just say it's gone, man, let it go. Not Florida Man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motherfarker
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Subby wishes they were good at chalk art as this mother and daughter are
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
There's creepy, then there's really creepy
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
There's creepy, then there's really creepy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Cranes are reuniting families during the corona crisis. But don't get your hopes up for any tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Wed May 13, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This sweet foster dog put the "Mother" in "Mother's Day" when she surprised everyone by giving birth on Sunday. Please welcome Chloe and her six beautiful babies to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue May 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Diplo has a Lego with an ex-Miss Universe contestant
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"You don't become someone else when you're older, you're still you," says someone who's clearly never hit the job market over age 50
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
So it turns out some folks still don't know "LEEEERRRROOOY JENNNNKINS" isn't real
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda cub begins career as cam-streamer. Of course it's in black and white
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not just men who smile when they see boobs
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
El Sobrante man arrested for killing 90-year-old grandmother. And for those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Sobrante' means 'The Sobrante'
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Angry Singaporeans gripe that for this year's preordered Mother's Day meals, the local restaurants had terrible delivery experiences, namely, the food was hours late, never arrived, or was missing the duck
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Colorado diner that defied the state's public health order on Mother's Day has been ordered to close until further notice
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Baptist Preacher called Mother's Day is a 'feminist plague' on our society. He also had called for the murder of Sarah Silverman for not respecting his god. His mother must be so proud of her little man
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"This is Houston, and there are crazy drivers, and I never would have expected to see them going through a cemetery. Especially when everyone was there to pay their respects during a patriotic flyover"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Most people get their mother flowers for Mother's Day, Tua Tagovailoa got his mother a Cadillac Escalade
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What better gift on Mother's Day than the gift of the warm embrace of Jesus Christ in the afterlife?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White woman goes nuts in Hawaii when told to move her car. NSFW unless you're a longshoreman or construction worker - and it might even make them blush. Happy Mother's Day, Karen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My two sons, 8 and 10, are good, healthy eaters; they are food adventurous, enjoy veggies, eating everything we do. My in-laws live next door and give my kids kid food like nuggets instead of salmon when my boys want salmon. I'm outraged. What do?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Health officials say if you really want to show love to your mom on Mother's Day, just stay the fark home
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(Newsflare)
 
 
 
Crow won't stop pecking pandas' bottoms. This is not an euphemism
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Kmart gains a new life thanks to the coronavirus
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Sat May 09, 2020
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Baja California governor warns people to avoid Mom on Mother's Day. Now has a chancla with his name on it
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Teen makes the right move in Albuquerque
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Teen makes the right move in Albuquerque
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What's your kid's lamest excuse for not eating something you fix them? Here's a whole list of lame excuses from some inventive rugrats
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(Decider)
 
 
 
While he appreciates the gesture, and would like to remind the NYPD he is sober now and has not taken possession, Pete Davidson begs fans to stop leaving drugs on his mother's doorstep
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Mr. President, what are your plans for Mothers' day?" "Our military is doing great, but we had to totally rebuild it" "Do you have a Mothers' day message for Melania?" "My mother really loved me"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The red band trailer for Pete Davidson's "The King of Staten Island" has finally arrived
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Son, you got a baby duck on yore head
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Thu May 07, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
GBI announces the arrest of the two men involved in killing of Ahmaud Arbery
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The live fast and die young generation changed their mind
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor league pitcher finds out his family was killed over Facebook. Wow people take that site too seriously
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Half of fathers think they're doing most of the homeschooling. 3% of mothers agree
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
The Kardashianvirus has mutated and now has 3 hands
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you thought Moon Unit, Dweezil, Zowie, and America are strange names for famous people's kids, you haven't seen Elon Musk's new kids name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you thought Moon Unit, Dweezil, Zowie, and America are strange names for famous people's kids, you haven't seen Elon Musk's new kids name
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marginally proficient cook baking a cake for my wife for Mothers Day. Looking for suggested recipes, LGT one example
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Make Way For Ducklings": Houston Reboot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I get my 9 year-old stepdaughter to stop calling me by my first name and start calling me 'mom?'"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mother ensures her child will never trust her again
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Oh, the baby manatee
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Silver lining in COVID-19: many Americans are experimenting with frugality for the first time. Subby's been doing this for years by making his mother's basement home and living on ketchup sandwiches
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner and I have a 16-month-old and a 3-month-old. Because of concerns about the younger baby's health, we've been washing our hands diligently. However, our older child has developed a handwashing complex and germophobia. Did we mess up?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a sensible liberal; my father is a right wing conspiracy theorist who frequently shares 'news' articles on Facebook with insane claims. I've tried to fact-check him; he says I betrayed my family's beliefs and values. Should I find a new family?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a sensible liberal; my father is a right wing conspiracy theorist who frequently shares 'news' articles on Facebook with insane claims. I've tried to fact-check him; he says I betrayed my family's beliefs and values. Should I find a new family?"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Today's AITA: Woman given up at birth contacts birth parents against their wishes. Was she wrong? Should she not have done that?
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(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Today's AITA: Woman given up at birth contacts birth parents against their wishes. Was she wrong? Should she not have done that?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"I died from coronavirus...but I got better"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Don't judge someone based upon their looks...except this guy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to Mayo Clinic without surgical mask. I guess getting Mother involved wasn't sufficient
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(Navajo Times)
 
 
 
Former Miss Western Navajo Valentina Blackhorse, died of coronavirus Thursday at the age of 28. 28
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"You performed the Pink Mass only over the grave of Fred Phelps' dead mother; correct?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother to the rescue
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Please excuse Richard's coronavirus predictions that helped guide the White House's flawed pandemic response. The numbers he stated were obviously misquoted out of context, by himself. Signed, Epstein's mother
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith on quarantine with Will Smith: "[we] are in the process of him [learning] to love himself, me [learning] to love myself and us building a friendship." So, it's anger, masturbation, and separate bedrooms like normal folks, then?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
You had one job
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Mom writes children's book to explain COVID-19 pandemic to little ones, complete with 20-second hand-washing song, coloring book pages, how to bury Grandma in backyard sandbox
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(Denbighshire Free Press)
 
 
 
Lambtuplets, people. And just as hideous as you'd expect
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
"This is a true Arizonan. Pregnant, on the phone with no hands, picking up a snake out of the middle of the road in the middle of nowhere with her flip flop"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is in kindergarten; our life was upturned by the pandemic, and as a result her teacher thinks I need to redshirt my daughter. I'm not even a Star Trek fan; how can I force her to sacrifice herself for her friends by staying back?"
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