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Mon February 06, 2023
		It's Monday, time for another ad on CNBC posing as an article. This one is from a 35 year old mother who claims to make $240,000 a month working four hours a day source: cnbc.com \| share:	34
		Gen Z guy does some good source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	36

Sun February 05, 2023
		I wonder if there's a way to crap on a hero's legacy and honor a man with no honor? Republicans reply with, "challenge accepted" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	79

Sat February 04, 2023
		Nope, not a cult at all source: nbcnews.com \| share:	391
		Bruno the cat was returned to his shelter for being too affectionate, demanding lap time and cuddles. "People were coming to our door to meet Bruno, and we got almost all the cats in the shelter adopted in the meantime." Welcome to Caturday source: people.com \| share:	1092

Fri February 03, 2023
		Melinda Dillon is off to her final close encounter source: deadline.com \| share:	47
		LA dog no longer world's oldest, has record yanked from his little paws by 30 year old. Guinness records apparently being handed out randomly, unlike promotional bar towels source: ktla.com \| share:	4

Thu February 02, 2023
		In case you're wondering who has been hoarding all the U.S. stamps, we think we found your culprit source: phillymag.com \| share:	23
		Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name source: deadline.com \| share:	70
		A petition has been started to have Momma Kelce do the coin toss at the Superb Owl source: kctv5.com \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		That's no moon, but it could still be made of cheese, Gromit source: toonado.com \| share:	6

Wed February 01, 2023
		New York's Third Congressional District is seeing a surge in crime, according to one of the founding members of the Avengers source: mediaite.com \| share:	45
		Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		Dear Penthouse, I mean Abby, I am totally not making this up, no sir source: nypost.com \| share:	18

Tue January 31, 2023
		Three rappers go missing after a performance at a club is canceled. If you know how this ends the Detroit police would like to hear from you immediately source: cnn.com \| share:	29

Sat January 28, 2023
		A mother will help you move, a grandmother will help you move a body source: live5news.com \| share:	10
		Father, I am disappointed at your drunkenness. And I will keep hammering on you about this source: straitstimes.com \| share:	19

Fri January 27, 2023
		Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love source: amazon.com \| share:	8

Thu January 26, 2023
		That's a penis source: yourtango.com \| share:	95
		BASHIR: But the point is that if you lie all the time, no one will believe you, even if you're telling the truth. GARAK: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor? BASHIR: What else would it be? GARAK: That you should never tell the same lie twice source: mediaite.com \| share:	37
		What is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know? source: nintendolife.com \| share:	270
		Man memorizes over 3,000 birthdays, greeting people by their special day rather than their name, and since he works at a retirement home it's a trick that gets easier all the time source: krtv.com \| share:	12

Wed January 25, 2023
		Irishman explains his hiatchhiking to Australia in aid of suicide prevention charities, says he understands there's a lot of mountains to climb in order to get to the landlocked country source: irishmirror.ie \| share:	14
		Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	216

Tue January 24, 2023
		Services offered by Canada Post: mail delivery, promotional fliers, making doubly sure that your mother is good and cremated source: cbc.ca \| share:	18
		Your dog wants steak... or else, motherfarker source: nbcnews.com \| share:	58

Mon January 23, 2023
		Mike Pence is "courting" controversial pastors. NTTAWWT, but don't tell Mother source: motherjones.com \| share:	40
(Some Hound)		Now Fred is just showing off source: pethelpful.com \| share:	7

Sun January 22, 2023
		Iranian women filmmakers premiering new work at the Sundance Film Festival can't go home, this is the price for telling the truth source: deadline.com \| share:	19

Sat January 21, 2023
		Japan's Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary scolded by mom for looking like bored little boy source: mainichi.jp \| share:	9

Fri January 20, 2023
		God may have told this man to kill U.S. Rep. Jake LaTurner, but a U.S. District Judge told him to go to prison instead. Let's see who's word gets followed source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	56
		Scotland's oldest person celebrates her 110th birthday by doing what no other Scot has ever done source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	49
		Stuff like this is why you should have health insurance source: dailydot.com \| share:	114
		George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go source: businessinsider.com \| share:	43
		Lindell smothered under the pillow of finding out source: cbsnews.com \| share:	65

Thu January 19, 2023
		Dennis the Menace artist dies. Not him, the other one source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
		Has George Santos EVER told the truth? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	114
		An early and strong contender for 2023 Mom of the Year source: midhudsonnews.com \| share:	37

Tue January 17, 2023
		Ugly-ass Western Chimpanzee born at Chester Zoo in Cheshire, England source: upi.com \| share:	1
		The keys to Graceland, and the remains of the televisions Robert Goulet was on, have fallen to Riley Keough and her young sisters source: yahoo.com \| share:	16

Mon January 16, 2023
		When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it source: nypost.com \| share:	80
		Now the world knows why Prince Harry is the way he is, he was given one less sausage at breakfast (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	69

Sun January 15, 2023
		Things you may find in a Tennessee high school: old math books, pencils, questionable cafeteria food, a hit list source: wbbjtv.com \| share:	30

Sat January 14, 2023
		Don't do the crime if you can't do the time source: yourtango.com \| share:	101
		Yippiekayay, motherfarker source: rollingstone.com \| share:	164
		Apparently you can catch fingernail cancer from hair salons now. Still no cure for split ends source: people.com \| share:	9

Fri January 13, 2023
		If you're an unlicensed hair stylist cutting someone's hair, please don't put a can of hair spray on a curling iron heater. Actually, that goes for everyone source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	46
		Wait, you're telling me this 33 year old viral food eating Tik Tok star just suddenly keeled over? source: tmz.com \| share:	80

Thu January 12, 2023
		Julia Roberts perplexed that's she not really Julia Roberts source: metro.co.uk \| share:	32
		Julia Roberts perplexed that's she not really Julia Roberts source: metro.co.uk \| share:	32
(Some Guy)		Caption this mother-child interaction source: image-renderer.sinclairstoryline.com \| share:	30
		"I'll take things that will never happen under any circumstances for $100 please, Alex" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thenews.com.pk \| share:	50
		"I'll take things that will never happen under any circumstances for $100 please, Alex" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thenews.com.pk \| share:	50
		Cottage cheese is making a comeback. Other dwelling cheeses like studio apartment cheese, tent cheese and mobile home cheese feel left out source: thrillist.com \| share:	57

Wed January 11, 2023
		Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis in Chatsworth: The sinkhole is growing. Leaving your homes could result in catastrophic damage, to you and to the very fabric of the universe. Okay, bye source: ktla.com \| share:	33
		Mother giving birth in middle flooded riverbed rescued by firefighters, leaving many unanswered questions and a little poo source: ktvu.com \| share:	26
		Some would say this was a Whale of a mistake source: yahoo.com \| share:	24
		Have you seen all those stories about how nobody's buying Prince Harry's new book? Yeah, about that source: cnbc.com \| share:	25

Tue January 10, 2023
		Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex source: boston25news.com \| share:	54

Mon January 09, 2023
		Mother reminds child to do chores using chat feature on Roblox. Meanwhile, Subby's mom reminds them to do chores via her OnlyFans page source: yahoo.com \| share:	71
		Pop quiz, hotshot: You catch a former employee stealing money from your business. Do you A) Assault them, B) Cut their hair, C) Kidnap them and demand a ransom from their mother, or D) All of the above? source: news.com.au \| share:	35
		Florida Man, (possibly Klingon) arrested for failing to report death of his mother. Might have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for the machine that goes BING source: cbs12.com \| share:	29

Sun January 08, 2023
		Like mother like son source: chron.com \| share:	43
		"I hate my initials" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	260

Sat January 07, 2023
		Dear Slate: It's no big deal to have $20,000 in credit card debt and continue adding more debt on top of it as long as you're enjoying your life, right? source: slate.com \| share:	26
		Today in hard-hitting East Hampton Star police blotter news: Man called the cops to report a plastic bag he found in his yard source: easthamptonstar.com \| share:	28
		Armed elderly bingo hall patrons get gunman's number, halt shooting and hold him at gunpoint source: wkrg.com \| share:	39

Fri January 06, 2023
(Black Enterprise)		Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself source: blackenterprise.com \| share:	47
		Old and busted: 6-year-old shot in school shooting. The new American-ness: 6-year-old is the school shooter source: wtkr.com \| share:	163

Thu January 05, 2023
		There's a little Ted Cruz in Eric Adams and yes I am not doing phrasing anymore source: nypost.com \| share:	34

Wed January 04, 2023
		Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson source: litefm.iheart.com \| share:	48
		Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson source: litefm.iheart.com \| share:	48
(Evie)		Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs source: eviemagazine.com \| share:	48
		Some airline passengers just can't wait for their luggage to come around on the carousel, youngster probably also tells mom to load and unload in the Red Zone source: thesun.ie \| share:	23

Tue January 03, 2023
		Epidemiologist claims "you are what your grandparents ate." Well, rats source: publishersweekly.com \| share:	26

Mon January 02, 2023
		This article about no other kids showing up at a child's birthday party has a good ending but the second stock photo doesn't seem to fit the narrative source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	50

Sun January 01, 2023
		These words made popular in 2022 must die in 2023, irregardless of your feelings source: npr.org \| share:	169
		These whales have been humping source: cbc.ca \| share:	11
		"I think I ruined my daughter's life because of her name" source: newsweek.com \| share:	36
		I am Ms Nope of the House Nope. The First of Her Name and Mother of Nopes source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	19

Fri December 30, 2022
		In Pittsburgh, potholes eat entire cars. Not just busses source: wtae.com \| share:	24
		Sometimes Mother Nature is heartless: Man loses heart transplant chance after flight is canceled amid extreme winter storm source: cnn.com \| share:	13

Thu December 29, 2022
		Happy 40th birthday, Alison Brie. Wait, that can't be right source: imdb.com \| share:	58
		No lie, here's the complete list of NY Rep.-elect George Santos' lies, deceptions and fabrications. That we know of. So far source: gothamist.com \| share:	104
		If you're Southwest Airlines, is the best way to notify paying customers their flight has been cancelled A) Call the cops and threaten to arrest them for trespassing or ....nevermind - it's Southwest, no surprise here source: today.com \| share:	51
		Utah residents discover rabbits fark like rabbits source: abc4.com \| share:	30
		Fox News OUTRAGED that NPR coddled Kamala Harris during interview instead of asking tough questions like their own pundits do. "Democrats absolutely own National Public Radio. They are dominant, and NPR is submissive." Every confession an admission source: foxnews.com \| share:	142
		Tick Tock, motherfarkers source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	27
		"My mom hated me so much that I didn't get an inheritance when she died. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	20

Wed December 28, 2022
(Some Guy)		Social Media continues to vent on Candace Cameron Bure as The Great Nova Scotia DJ Mall Riot of '92 trends, witness Trailer Park Boys dry their children's tears while The Future Mrs Russian Pocket Rocket flees source: parade.com \| share:	36
(Some Guy)		Social Media continues to vent on Candace Cameron Bure as The Great Nova Scotia DJ Mall Riot of '92 trends, witness Trailer Park Boys dry their children's tears while The Future Mrs Russian Pocket Rocket flees source: parade.com \| share:	36
		Adam Fox of Michigan was sentenced yesterday to 16 years in prison for plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. Barry Croft Jr., today: 'Hold my insurrection.' source: msn.com \| share:	235
		So it looks like conflict is erupting between the Russian army and Putin's personal mercenary army, the Wagner Group: "To the Chief of the General Staff: you are a farking motherfarker" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	74

Tue December 27, 2022
		Subby has read this article a few times and still doesn't know what the trend is. Something involving pretending celebrities died, Twitter, TikTok and Lois Griffin. It's a smorgasbord of stupidity source: indy100.com \| share:	11

Mon December 26, 2022
		Calling on the power of FARK. Please help find a person missing for 3 weeks. Last known location Olympia, WA and headed to Indiana. Pix in thread source: fark.com \| share:	26
		Man accused of taking CPR classes at Cutlery World source: kiro7.com \| share:	13
		Last Christmas, he makes a last plea: Join the stem cell registry, it's too late for me. Next year when someone is ill, they'll get cells from someone special source: bbc.com \| share:	2

Sat December 24, 2022
		Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET source: espn.com \| share:	430
		Ok, you Grinches. Here's one that'll make you smile source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		According to CNN, you spent last year cycling, foraging, and roller skating, all while searching for your own reflection in artwork and thanking your mom for passing down a love of horror source: npr.org \| share:	28
		Let's see, we have bomb cyclones, massive blizzards and freezing temps across most the country... what else could go wrong? Mother Nature: "How about we flood New York and New Jersey?" source: bbc.com \| share:	39
		"Everything Everywhere All at Once" is part of a timely, new genre of film: the millennial parental apology fantasy source: vox.com \| share:	94
		"Everything Everywhere All at Once" is part of a timely, new genre of film: the millennial parental apology fantasy source: vox.com \| share:	94

Fri December 23, 2022
		Rural kids celebrate Christmas winning gifts & visit from freakish mascot of defunct toystore chain source: kfvs12.com \| share:	9
		Oprah pulls a Lucille Bluth source: radaronline.com \| share:	97
		Oprah pulls a Lucille Bluth source: radaronline.com \| share:	97
		Methromancer's ability check fails source: azfamily.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		Benny Hinn (who still refuses to report how much money his church makes): You can either give your heart to the church or your family. Not both source: ng.opera.news \| share:	79

Thu December 22, 2022
		I made my mum a brush out of a coat hanger and two balls of wool - and she never forgave me source: theguardian.com \| share:	5
		I made my mum a brush out of a coat hanger and two balls of wool - and she never forgave me source: theguardian.com \| share:	5
(Some Guy)		Thousands source: cpr.org \| share:	95
		Snoop Dogg: The highest I've ever been was during an Amsterdam smoke session with Willie Nelson, 89: 'This old motherf***er was outsmoking me' source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	27
		Wood you believe it? Man arrested for attempting to fight a tree source: london.ctvnews.ca \| share:	47

Wed December 21, 2022
		Mom help someone is cyberbullying me source: people.com \| share:	71

Tue December 20, 2022
		There once was a Florida Teen Who couldn't keep his bedroom clean. He grabbed a big pan, when his mom said he can, And then stabbed her right in the spleen source: msn.com \| share:	35
		Well then go to Hooters like the rest of us source: foodandwine.com \| share:	13
		Leader of drinking and fighting club issues soothing press release as they go on trial for sedition: "1776 Motherf-ker" source: rollingstone.com \| share:	53

Mon December 19, 2022
		Amarie Stoudemire celebrates getting his masters degree by punching his daughter in the face source: abc15.com \| share:	15
		The Axeless Chainsaw Mass. Acre source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	19
		Thirty six people leid up after Hawaiian Airlines flight 35 from Phoenix experiences a little too much aloha spirit source: azfamily.com \| share:	53

Sun December 18, 2022
		Schoolgirls report classmate's Instagram "hitlist" to school. Said student threatens to "take out" schoolgirls without dinner, movie. School calls his mom over disciplinary action. Mom informs them she's 'blowing up' the school. The Aristocrats source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	66

Sat December 17, 2022
		I am so sick and tired of news articles of missing people who miraculously turn up safe and healthy without any explanation as to their disappearance. This happens weekly in my area source: nbcnews.com \| share:	52
		Honestly what kind of humphead steals a baby camel from a sanctuary? source: 9news.com.au \| share:	5

Thu December 15, 2022
		Three of the motherfarkers who tried to kidnap Big Gretch receive between 144 and 624 Shark Weeks in prison source: msn.com \| share:	74
		Cats don't need us, they knead us source: sciencealert.com \| share:	13
		In 2022 "Hollywood (finally) took on intergenerational trauma" says film critic who has never seen a single movie in the past 60 years source: avclub.com \| share:	28
		What's the last thing a mother should do if she gets caught shoplifting? source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	86

Wed December 14, 2022
		"My husband says I'm turning into my mother but he's the real jerk" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	8
		You want training, soldier? Fine. We train you. This is gun. These are bullets. You put bellets in gun. You point gun at Ukrainians. You pull trigger. There. Now you are trained. Good Luck on front lines, make Mother Russia proud source: msn.com \| share:	79

Tue December 13, 2022
		Darren Aronofsky on backlash to The Whale: Go be fat suit critics somewhere else source: insider.com \| share:	157
		Howard Stern slams Harry & Megan for being rich whiny biatches. "It's like the Kardashians except boring. You know what I mean?" source: variety.com \| share:	33
		Not news: Recovering alcoholic opens non-alcoholic bottle shop in Minneapolis "to help others in their sobriety journey." Fark: They also sell cannabis and THC-infused drinks source: cbsnews.com \| share:	85
		Angel sleeps with the fishes source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	22

Mon December 12, 2022
		Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother source: mediaite.com \| share:	70
		The Smothers Brothers are returning to continue their argument of who mother liked best and whether Nixon was a demon or the devil himself source: cbsnews.com \| share:	37
		Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi eats nails for breakfast. Former New York Mets center fielder Lenny Dykstra unavailable for comment source: mediaite.com \| share:	29

Sun December 11, 2022
		You know how it is: You're taking care of your rescue octopus, she lays 200 eggs, and suddenly octopi. Octopi everywhere source: msn.com \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		Move over kittehs, there's a new biscuit maker in town source: pethelpful.com \| share:	4
		Gen Zers are moving back in with their parents at rates that that make Millennials look like a generation of financial success stories source: npr.org \| share:	130

Sat December 10, 2022
		Alabama cops seeking guy, all because he swiped item in-store from woman's shopping cart...yeah, it WAS her baby source: wrko.iheart.com \| share:	38
		🎵 Deck the potholes with boughs of holly 🎵 source: metro.co.uk \| share:	8
(our midland.com)		"She was all tears. It was definitely her Coco, and she was thrilled to get her home and take care of her." Welcome to Caturday source: ourmidland.com \| share:	1133

Fri December 09, 2022
		In space, no one can hear you drop the motherfarking beat source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	86
		She's not wrong source: yahoo.com \| share:	49

Thu December 08, 2022
		Mother of four wraps presents with "cute wrapping paper" featuring snowmen and reindeer and then....oh my source: nz.news.yahoo.com \| share:	50
		Mother of four wraps presents with "cute wrapping paper" featuring snowmen and reindeer and then....oh my source: nz.news.yahoo.com \| share:	50
		Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient source: al.com \| share:	63

Wed December 07, 2022
		Onions everywhere. Or maybe it's dust source: kcra.com \| share:	34
		Onions everywhere. Or maybe it's dust source: kcra.com \| share:	34
		"Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns" is LeBron James; the rest of Mother Love Bone's songs are the rest of the circa-2004 Cleveland Cavaliers source: theringer.com \| share:	23

Tue December 06, 2022
		"For the fourth time in less than three years, Robert Attales discovered that the place he grew up has caught fire" source: kplctv.com \| share:	15

Mon December 05, 2022
		Why did Florida Man stab his mom, sister, resulting in mother's death? "Because she never pushed me to be a man" source: cbs12.com \| share:	41

Sun December 04, 2022
		"My son decided to protest a terrible school tradition. But, he did it completely wrong and it backfired. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	37

Sat December 03, 2022
		Pele is playing in extra time, moved to hospice after chemotherapy stopped working source: theguardian.com \| share:	9

Fri December 02, 2022
		Mom vs Trash Panda attacking her daughter, Round 1 - FIGHT source: wfsb.com \| share:	42
		Some kid actually wanted to try the Metaverse source: abc7.com \| share:	75
		Some kid actually wanted to try the Metaverse source: abc7.com \| share:	75

Thu December 01, 2022
		Is it served with horseradish, au jus, and Yorkshire pudding, or is it smothered in ketchup? source: thekitchn.com \| share:	42
		How to spot a future incel: depression, paranoia, living in mother's basement, failure to bathe source: newsweek.com \| share:	182

Wed November 30, 2022
		Dear Miss Manners, my mom wants me to treat waiters as slaves and I want to treat them as people. Who's right? source: nj.com \| share:	35
		This "Bad Grandpa" sequel is LIT source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	19
		German climate activists glue themselves to Dinosaur Exhibit. If they went to the La Brea Tar Pits they wouldn't have even needed the glue source: voanews.com \| share:	68

Tue November 29, 2022
		Inspiration for the unicorn myth, extinct in the wild, continues to grow as a population source: phillyvoice.com \| share:	8

Mon November 28, 2022
		"Why is my baby crying? I used to Google for hours, then discovered the real answer." I've been Googling for hours instead of looking after my baby source: theguardian.com \| share:	18
		"Why is my baby crying? I used to Google for hours, then discovered the real answer." I've been Googling for hours instead of looking after my baby source: theguardian.com \| share:	18
		Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. Wait, make that, your mother is also your uncle? source: grid.news \| share:	10
		Nothing says "freedom" like your mom spending $300 a day to have you deprogrammed by a tennis coach for having feminist ideas source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	84
		Day 278 of WW3: Russian moms launch anti-war petition on Russia's Mother's Day, call on Moscow to bring home sons, brothers and husbands. So we know where the next untrained troops will be coming from. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	684

Sun November 27, 2022
		Bambi goes from cuddly to killer in new film source: yahoo.com \| share:	34

Sat November 26, 2022
		Oregon school board takes meetings online to get away from angry parents source: oregonlive.com \| share:	70

Fri November 25, 2022
		5-year-old boy helps mom deliver baby brother when she suddenly goes into labor at home. Good thing kid had recent experience being born himself source: kshb.com \| share:	6
		11-year-old brother braves apartment fire to rescue his toddler sister. "If I didn't save my sister I would've been mad at myself because I could've saved her easily" source: wboc.com \| share:	3

Thu November 24, 2022
		Three McD's employees help deliver healthy baby in the bathroom, baby immediately starts crying when told the McFlurry machine was down for maintenance source: wsbtv.com \| share:	58
		Indiana police officer and wife adopt an infant girl who was dropped off at a baby box when she was less than a day old source: people.com \| share:	55
		Arizona grandmother who texted stranger over for Thanksgiving will celebrate her seventh holiday with him source: metro.co.uk \| share:	23
(Some Guy)		Seriously America, there is never a good reason to encourage kids to yell out the n-word. That means you, Floriduh teacher-lady source: hip-hopvibe.com \| share:	87
(Some Parent)		Handy guide for understanding political rants at the Thanksgiving table source: empoweringparents.com \| share:	60

Wed November 23, 2022
		In today's "there may be hope for Florida yet" news, mother of Parkland shooting victim ousts DeSantis appointee from school board source: salon.com \| share:	45
		Day 273 of WW3: Strike on Ukraine maternity hospital kills newborn. Baby's mother and a doctor pulled alive from rubble. Note to self: this is how you create martyrs and implacable resolve in an enemy. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion source: apnews.com \| share:	408

Tue November 22, 2022
		The entire cast is now gone with the wind source: avclub.com \| share:	43
		The entire cast is now gone with the wind source: avclub.com \| share:	43
		Might I suggest this as the reason you give for passing out before 1 p.m.? source: self.com \| share:	4
		Might I suggest this as the reason you give for passing out before 1 p.m.? source: self.com \| share:	4
		Feed me, Seymour - Levi Stubbs in his one and only public performance of 'Mean Green Mother From Outer Space' on March 30, 1987, at the 59th Academy Awards source: youtube.com \| share:	18

Mon November 21, 2022
		Two prison guards testify that prisoner is a great guy who participates in Bible study and therefore should get a light sentence in the murder of his mother during which he posed for selfies with her corpse source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	74
		Colorado Club Shooter was a prior known quantity source: sgvtribune.com \| share:	153

Sat November 19, 2022
		Deputy Chief punishes two firefighters who failed to sweep a burning building where two children subsequently died and then lied about it. Promptly gets fired himself, because this timeline absolutely sucks source: theroot.com \| share:	46

Fri November 18, 2022
		Now we'll finally get to see the notes signed by Epstein's mother source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	48
		They don't need no water, let the motherfarker burn. Burn, ayatollah, burn source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	124
		Jeff Goldblum on being a dad at 70: I was so preoccupied ... well, you know source: today.com \| share:	24
		R. Kelly's manager just pissed away his own freedom source: nme.com \| share:	8
		Richard Wagner's "The Ring of the Florida Man" source: mcsweeneys.net \| share:	12
		I've had it with these motherfarking snakes on my motherfarking sun source: news.com.au \| share:	2

Thu November 17, 2022
		Pornhub sued by mother whose kids were enticed to make "sexually explicit" videos by housemate, who then uploaded them onto website. So expect subscription rates to go up source: al.com \| share:	14
(Keys Weekly)		Third baby dolphin born this year at Florida Keys' Dolphin Research Center. What could be cuter than baby dolphins? source: keysweekly.com \| share:	2
(Keys Weekly)		Third baby dolphin born this year at Florida Keys' Dolphin Research Center. What could be cuter than baby dolphins? source: keysweekly.com \| share:	2

Wed November 16, 2022
		Brendan Fraser to the Golden Globes 🖕 source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
(Some Guy)		Candidate for South Dakota House of Representatives arrested on rape charges. Buried in the story, he lost the election to his own mother source: kotatv.com \| share:	85
		'All I need is one skilled, ethical lawyer to help my father through his divorce.' Bless your heart source: marketwatch.com \| share:	8

Tue November 15, 2022
		Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother source: independent.co.uk \| share:	45
		Why are all the villains in Black Panther movies so smokin' hot? Slate asks the question source: slate.com \| share:	63

Mon November 14, 2022
		Well, at least one Trump is now actually a billionaire source: msn.com \| share:	40
		My kids are revolting. And they don't like Aunt Ruth. Do they have to talk to her at Thanksgiving? source: slate.com \| share:	28
		My kids are revolting. And they don't like Aunt Ruth. Do they have to talk to her at Thanksgiving? source: slate.com \| share:	28
		Dear Deidre, my wife recently got promoted with a big pay raise and now she's having an affair with her boss. Does one thing have to do with other or is this just a coincidence? (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	17

Sun November 13, 2022
		Student aces IQ test, beats Einstein source: metro.co.uk \| share:	84
		That poor, poor mother source: cnn.com \| share:	7
		Anne Hathaway has turned 40, so here are her top films so far. Does she still want to wear Prada? source: goldderby.com \| share:	72

Sat November 12, 2022
		Judy Woodruff is leaving the anchor chair of the PBS Newshour. Your one grandmother who doesn't watch Fox is very saddened by this source: twitter.com \| share:	49

Fri November 11, 2022
		A man pistol-whipped and shot a Playstation 4. There's a lot more to unpack here, but that's as succinct as subby can make it source: clickorlando.com \| share:	40
		Dear Abby: I'm a Farker source: nypost.com \| share:	103
		Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee source: abc13.com \| share:	53
		Illinois Nazis. I still hate Illinois Nazis source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	91
		Abandoned graves of black World War I veterans discovered. Let's remember them this Vetetans' Day source: wtae.com \| share:	29

Thu November 10, 2022
		Twice in one day, the world's riveted by SoCal Mobil stations when a carjacker grabs work truck keys off poor guy's kitchen table, fiery crash into gas pumps during Powerball trifecta of police chases source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	24
		Harvest and Hugs Day is weirdly important in Zepher Hights, so Pipp wants everything to be perfect for her mother's visit. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Panic on Harvest & Hugs Day, where perfect is NOT blowing the planet up. Much source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	5
		Taliban amusement parks are now only half as amusing as they used to be. No word yet on the kissing booth source: cnn.com \| share:	83
		Ugly-ass baby Matschie's tree kangaroo born at Nebraska zoo source: upi.com \| share:	1
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 10 is 'lapidary' as in: "Rich patrons of a Gentleman's Club may suddenly find in their lapidary air" source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	16
		Ugly-assed baby male gorilla born in Fort Worth zoo. Harambe sheds a tear in heaven source: dallasnews.com \| share:	1

Wed November 09, 2022
		I dunno. Maybe name it Stormy? Seems like a great name for a young 'un source: upi.com \| share:	5
		The 'octo-hug' isn't what you think it is - it's even better source: theguardian.com \| share:	16

Sat November 05, 2022
		I've had it with these mother-farking muppets on this mother-farking set source: yahoo.com \| share:	16
		"My brother's new girlfriend is trying to hijack my kid-free Thanksgiving dinner. Can I thwart her without being a villain?" source: slate.com \| share:	67

Fri November 04, 2022
		Mother takes two kids to LA Arboretum, causes panic and evacuation. Everybody picnic source: ktla.com \| share:	6
		He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty governor source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	78
		He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty governor source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	78
		You're doing it wrong, sweetheart source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	7
		101-year-old woman shares her secrets to longevity: Tequila and Guinness source: kold.com \| share:	25

Thu November 03, 2022
		Women save owl tangled in fishing line near Butte. Near Butte? OWL RLY source: kpax.com \| share:	50
		"I tracked down the father I never knew online. I messaged him; he ignored it. I think even blocked me What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	36
		The litter box in schools story? Joe Rogan admits he made it up source: mediaite.com \| share:	285

Wed November 02, 2022
		"In January, Rhodes was promoted to sergeant" tells you everything you need to know about policing in America source: theguardian.com \| share:	42
		13 chicks at the same time, man source: yahoo.com \| share:	5

Tue November 01, 2022
		Mothers Against Greg Abbott is back with another great ad source: twitter.com \| share:	67
		Bibi, or not Bibi, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous politics, Or to take arms against a sea of Palestinians And by mass murder, end them source: bbc.com \| share:	53
		A family is alive because somebody accidentally took that left turn at Albuquerque source: cnn.com \| share:	35

Mon October 31, 2022
		How a bombed ship full of mustard gas led to modern chemotherapy. Freakanomics not involved source: history.com \| share:	2

Sun October 30, 2022
		"My child won't stop eating remote controls and chewing on walls." That's not a child; that's the man from Mars Blondie and Fab Five Freddie warned us about source: metro.co.uk \| share:	54
		Probably just a coincidence that the weekend Elon Musk takes over Twitter that the platform is seeing spikes in racial slurs, references to ivermectin, and COVID conspiracy theories source: avclub.com \| share:	52

Sat October 29, 2022
(Please help)		The wife of a good buddy of mine needs a kidney transplant. Please share this link far and wide, and do whatcha can. Note: I said KIDNEY transplant. Lord knows I wouldn't be asking Farkers for a functioning liver source: helpbianca.net \| share:	27

Fri October 28, 2022
		Operation Hans Gruber nets 25 arrests and thousands of grams of cocaine. Yippee ki yay motherfarkers source: wtvy.com \| share:	35
		The Clinton machine has gotten another one, a key figure in Bill's impeachment is dead at 87 source: nypost.com \| share:	66
		The sofas are out for revenge source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	38

Thu October 27, 2022
(Some Guy)		Farmer surprised when a calf moos after they take it away from its mom. Nobody said he was a very good farmer source: ananova.news \| share:	11
		Ugly-ass mandrill monkey born at Columbus Zoo source: upi.com \| share:	1
		Ugly-ass mandrill monkey born at Columbus Zoo source: upi.com \| share:	1
		Sometimes messages from God appear in toast and other times they come in the form of your grandmother confessing to aiding and abetting a mass murder source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	25
		Remember the drunk woman at the airport who was too good looking to get arrested? Well, she's in more legal trouble. A lot more source: ktla.com \| share:	228

Wed October 26, 2022
		Attention parents: No one is giving out expensive fentanyl to your kids on Halloween. No one source: gpb.org \| share:	111
		Yeah, that's the reason source: businessinsider.com \| share:	24
		"My adult daughter despises her infant half-brother. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	20

Tue October 25, 2022
		Fan walking from Spain to Qatar World Cup feared obviously missing source: espn.com \| share:	17

Sun October 23, 2022
		The season finale is here, and Rhaenyra and Daemon find themselves trying to figure out how to topple Alicent and Aegon. Maybe there are Dragons involved, since they're in the title. It's the 1st season finale of House of the Dragon, 9PM ET on HBO source: winteriscoming.net \| share:	90

Sat October 22, 2022
		Teacher's Pet source: sfgate.com \| share:	36
		Breastfeeding mother told by museum she can't feed her baby as they don't allow food or drink inside source: metro.co.uk \| share:	68
		Florida Kid works to help the economy by sharing grandmother's wisdom and life savings source: ktvu.com \| share:	24

Fri October 21, 2022
		Holding hayride fundraiser for local JROTC? Sounds cool until parents realized property owner where event will be held is "registered sex offender" source: waff.com \| share:	38
		Holding hayride fundraiser for local JROTC? Sounds cool until parents realized property owner where event will be held is "registered sex offender" source: waff.com \| share:	38
		84% of U.S. pregnancy-related deaths deemed preventable. "We are so baby focused. Once the baby is here, it's almost like the mother is discarded." And that was before the 'fetus focused' SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade source: npr.org \| share:	73
		Just FYI, Elizabeth, I'm totally comfortable with it. makes call-me gesture source: yahoo.com \| share:	24
		Of all the times I overdosed on marijuana as a teen it was never this bad source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	170

Thu October 20, 2022
		Mother farking life imitates mother farking art source: fox5ny.com \| share:	20
		Huffing might get you a gold face, but a meth bender will get you black all over source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	33
		OH MY GOD STOP PUT THEM BACK IN (not safe for squeamish video) source: upi.com \| share:	36
		OH MY GOD STOP PUT THEM BACK IN (not safe for squeamish video) source: upi.com \| share:	36

Wed October 19, 2022
		♫ When you steal ♩ A Mercedes ♫ You'll bypass jail ♩ Crime after crime ♬ source: nypost.com \| share:	10

Tue October 18, 2022
		Did you ever actually watch the show you were on princess? I mean, Duchess source: pagesix.com \| share:	44
		I am tired of these motherfarking sunscreens on this motherfarking plane source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	23

Mon October 17, 2022
		"Sure, that's my check along with a copy of the receipt at the medical center for the abortion, but I was only in there to get directions on how to leave there" source: cnn.com \| share:	105
		Queen Consort Camilla could soon be just plain Queen Camilla, instead of the more widely-assumed title of Wicked Stepmother source: metro.co.uk \| share:	38
		Victims' families say Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costume is in poor taste source: wreg.com \| share:	72

Sat October 15, 2022
		Teen metamorphs into squeaky dog toy with the help of his annoyed mother source: fox7austin.com \| share:	37
		Naan Solo source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	21

Fri October 14, 2022
		Herschel Walker has made discussion of child support problematic source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	50
		In honor of Natalie Maines 48th birthday, here she is singing 'Mother' with Fred Norris on the Howard Stern Show source: youtube.com \| share:	22
		Hollywood protects criminals source: deadline.com \| share:	37
		Man goes to jail after his mother loses her head in front of grandkid source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	25
		Dear Slate: I'm way, way richer than my stupid loser friends. I've been keeping this a secret from them because they'd obviously hate me for my money, but they're about to find out because of all the renovations I'm doing to my house. Wat do? source: slate.com \| share:	90
		Happy Thanksgiving. Will that be cash or check? source: newsweek.com \| share:	15

Thu October 13, 2022
		Kevin Hart is Withoutherspoon source: yahoo.com \| share:	10
		Late challenge to the legal viability of Herschel Walker's candidacy as questions are raised that he may have fathered 30-40% of the Georgia electorate source: mediaite.com \| share:	36
		Late challenge to the legal viability of Herschel Walker's candidacy as questions are raised that he may have fathered 30-40% of the Georgia electorate source: mediaite.com \| share:	36
		The Texas family that storms the Capitol together, gets sentenced together source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		Herschel Walker: "My mom just told me that my grandmother was full-blood Cherokee, so I'm Native American." Herschel Walker's mom: "I said what now?" source: huffpost.com \| share:	209

Wed October 12, 2022
		Actual headline: "Sperm donor, 37, who fathered 15 children to lesbian mothers despite having incurable condition that leads to low IQ is banned by judge from contacting one woman he impregnated twice" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	89
		Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment source: fox5ny.com \| share:	35
		And now a roundup of controversial beer commercials - including Meghan Markle and Billie D Williams source: deslide.clusterfake.net \| share:	20
		Ready for Fark headline: "60-Year-Old Jailed for Telling Vladimir Putin's Parents What a Shiathead He Is" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	24
		Washington appeals court finds that a mother's love has no value source: seattletimes.com \| share:	49

Tue October 11, 2022
		Reggie Jackson strikes again, two months in a row source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	155

Mon October 10, 2022
		King Charles III's coronation will most likely be the TL;DR version source: insider.com \| share:	48

Sun October 09, 2022
		My brother pays my mother's mortgage and co-owns her home. How can I ensure that my other brother and I each inherit 1/3 share? Signed Daryl source: msn.com \| share:	22
		Floridians vow to be Floridians. Mother Nature is giddy while insurance executives are nervous source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	50
		Draymond to take a few days off, not because he tried to murder Jordan Poole, but because it's so humiliating for Jordan Poole's mother and father to see video of Draymond trying to murder their son source: espn.com \| share:	12

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