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Fri July 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Of all the things to worry about, "Is my child going to be okay reading books that are more advanced and possibly inappropriate for the age range" has to be fairly low for concern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated assholes from Georgia kill a 5 year old boy
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
You have to be pretty slow to be bitten by a sloth
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Thu July 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Artie Lange has been sober for 2½ years. More shocking, he is still alive
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Would it be gauche to not invite unvaccinated family members to my baby shower?"
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Wed July 21, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Tom Brady remains diplomatic regarding Jimmy Garoppolo being the 'motherf-ker' he was mocking
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' mom forced her to end marriage to Jason Alexander, ruining Seinfeld in the process
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter wants to do a DNA test...but she was conceived via IVF and it could get complicated. What do?"
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Tue July 20, 2021
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"The officer learned Pounds had rented a room there under the name of the First Assembly of God Church"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justin Beiber may be reproducing
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
"...outside the capital whose towns and villages exist on a diet of pro-government media ..... the Fidesz heartlands where dissent from the party line can be rare." So, it seems that the USA isn't alone in the rural/urban divide
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would you accept an all-expenses-paid trip if it meant hanging out with my "narcissist" soon-to-be mother-in-law for two days? What if I throw in $1,000? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Your Fark-ready Food Headline of the Day™: One of the World's Most Expensive Cheeses Comes from Rescued Donkeys"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Buggers: American kindergartners, who watched nothing but Peppa Pig during the pandemic, now speaking exclusively in British accents and saying things like, "lovely," "clevah," and "petrol station" all the time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington mother of Washington owner of Washington Football Team has died
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
"A Capitol rioter's bail was revoked after he left his probation officer 'frightening' voicemails about the size of his genitalia"
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Fri July 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death row inmate found dead after execution date set. Which I guess makes it kinda like that 'use or freeze by' date on bacon
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(MSN)
 
Video
 
Ferocious beast drags helpless bunny into his lair and viciously attacks it
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
South Carolina is banning those nasty trees your neighbor has that smell like Mother Nature gave them a handy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man to police: Yes, I'd like to report my parents are missing. Next day: Oh wait, nevermind. I remember where they are now. I killed and dismembered them
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(McSweeney's)
 
Boobies
 
Working 9 to 5... I've got questions, lots of questions (nsfw)
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
This homemade Pollo Campero has Gus Fring's mouth watering
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The 'rona goes all Gritty on Georgia man who went all Florida man on vaccines
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"He left" became "I found him in the bathtub" became "he's stuffed in my wall" became "you're gonna have to end this" becomes murder charge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Olympian Jordan Chiles' mother to enter federal prison on day daughter competes for gold
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I know if it's really the right time for me to stop having children? Is there a sign I should watch out for?"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
All gas, no brakes, and Jesus is steering. And here comes the red traffic light
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Mon July 12, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Looks like he'll be managing cases for his judge in that big courtroom in the sky
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Not usually news: Mom accidentally takes picture of son with flash on. Scary news: What she found on photo
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
29 eggplant recipes, which is about 31 too many
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(MLive.com)
 
Weeners
 
Her name isn't Diane and it wasn't a Tastee Freez
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is in a relationship with a mannequin that shares my name, and he's been singing 'Nothing's gonna stop us now' for weeks. Should I be concerned?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are expecting our first child; I've said I don't want to breastfeed. Pregnancy proved it; I don't like having control of my body. I want to drink wine. I don't want to be the only one feeding it late at night. Am I being selfish?"
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob discusses Fraiser Crane's return
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
After getting pulled over, driver called 911 with phony shooting report. Hoped cops would leave him to search for purported gunman
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1777, Brigadier General George Clinton was elected as the first governor of New York, a role he held sporadically until 1804 when he finally journeyed to the stars in the P-Funk Mothership as Dr. Funkenstein
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Derek Carr wasn't the 'motherf-ker' Tom Brady was mocking
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Thu July 08, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
County child welfare director charged with child neglect
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(Park Rapids Enterprise)
 
 
 
Imagine your mother tells you she's taking a sabbatical to travel the world for a few months and is never heard from again. Imagine 24 years pass and still no word from your mom
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(Argus Observer)
 
 
 
Twin red panda cubs born to mother Dolly, who has huge bamboobs
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mother claims her first grader has OCD from CRT, starts a GoFundMe for $5,000
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your inaugural Fark Fursday Thread. Rawr
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Britney leaves her clothes alone
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh sure...'accidentally'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh sure...'accidentally'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Grandmother-of-four is only person in Britain to collect barbed wire. Unknown why she just doesn't watch it online
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman packs kid's school lunches with non-alcoholic vodak. BEST. MUM. EVAR
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father has always been a smart aleck who loves practical jokes and discreetly needling people. My husband has been one of his favorite targets, and it finally came to a head and my husband snapped and he's threatening divorce. What can I do?"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Costco ending COVID-19 senior shopping hours later this month. So if you still want those free Grandmother or Grandfather samples, you better get there quick
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On this day in 1957, two English lads named John and Paul met and changed the world of music forever
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If not for Olivia, TB12 might have 12 Super Bowl rings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"You're my governor, Greg Abbott. Why are you endangering my kids?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kourtney Kardashian sucks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is two years out of college; she is bad at answering my calls, her voicemail is full, and she doesn't reach out to me. How can I get her to be closer to me? She lives far away too, and I have always been a good mother"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Evolution of the Dad
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Mon July 05, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Goodbye War on drugs, Hello War on refined sugar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Siss-Bang-Boom-Splat
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Critically endangered cotton-top tamarin twins born in Blijdorp Zoo
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Would you be able to compile the best letters about weddings you've ever received?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Would you be able to compile the best letters about weddings you've ever received?"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
How many more of these "person refuses to get vaccinated and dies from Covid" stories do we have to read? Today's Darwin award winner from Kansas City
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club celebrates the red, the white, and the blue
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amber Heard announces birth of daughter, names her after the sound she made while in labor
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Anna Paquin replaced by Emily Browning
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Nirvana...the disco band?
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
We've reached a new level in the opioid crisis: Pilot program has McDonald's distributing treatments in happy meals
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Wed June 30, 2021
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Residents in Raleigh have had it with this motherfarking zebra cobra in their motherfarking neighborhood
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The "mother of the Latin American soap opera" has died. Expect multiple husbands to show up at the funeral as well as a pair of twins fighting to the death and someone's stepmother pushed down a flight of stairs
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My mom is trying to stop me from going to college. Wat do?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My mom is trying to stop me from going to college. Wat do?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have HAD it with these motherfarking lobsters on this motherfarking plane
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Mon June 28, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
EhSIS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ethel the protective mother hen will streak after you if you get anywhere near her adoptive chicks. Boogity, boogity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Homeowner complains about new USPS delivery method that could permanently eliminate porch piracy
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Here's the dumbest Critical Race Theory argument yet from anti-CRT idiots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old boy wants to give "alms to the oppressed." Teacher: "Arms to the oppressed?" That's a call to the government's deradicalisation programme
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Phone calls from within the rubble of Champlain Towers South
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Teenage rebellion and going against the man has certainly changed since my day, but whatever
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Teenage rebellion and going against the man has certainly changed since my day, but whatever
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mothers reveal the pet peeves they hold for the actions of other parents
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Thu June 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks. Honey, modest is hottest♫
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Salma Hayek acknowledges that it looks like her breasts keep growing as she gets older but swears that they are all natural. With handy infographic to "assist" you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have TSA PreCheck through my job; my wife thinks that it's rude I use it and don't wait in the plebe line with her. I say it's a benefit and can score us a good spot at the gate or restaurant. I'm right on this, right?"
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
IT'S HAPPENING: Capitol rioters are finally getting sentenced. First in line is a 49 year-old grandmother...aaaaand she only gets probation, community service and a $500 fine
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Garbageman saves mother and child after their car crashes into a ditch. Gets a bonus of $100. With awkward pic of the garbageman and his earnings
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Welp, that's definitely a list of 40 bands
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, what do you do if you find your best friend's spouse on Grindr?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Fetchez la vache. Quoi? Fetchez la vache. Will the Habs trebuchet a cow onto the Knights & regain the series lead or will Vegas construct a large wooden badger and go up 3-2? Pierre's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. 9pm ET
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(The State)
 
 
 
Son kills girl in boating accident. Son and mother shot by persons unknown. Nobody knows nothing. It's a hallelujah mess, and it's the South Carolina way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italian egg stuffed meatloaf (Polpettone). Hard boiled egg in the center, yes or no?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ex-MLB star Ben Zobrist's fraudulent pastor slept with his wife. Just as Jesus commanded in Paul, Chapter FU
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY parents angry with Principal Alice Cooper
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Li'l Marco tweets, "Every major social problem in America can be linked to fatherlessness." Some people have a problem with that
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Mia born at MIA. Lucky mom didn't travel to Phoenix
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(The Takeout)
 
Weeners
 
Remember that time dad began his boycott of the Chinese restaurant because they shorted him one fortune cookie? Bob Farrell screams give 'em the pickle
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My two kids are too young for the Covid vaccine; we limit exposure to gatherings of vaccinated people. My in-laws are not vaccinated; my family is. We haven't seen my in-laws in person in over a year; they accuse me of playing favorites. What do?"
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"We need to stop referring to work as 'family'." Um, when did we start?
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
United Nations sends a strongly worded letter to Myanmar. Strongly. Worded. Letter
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Sat June 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nina Simone's family blames Kamala Harris for taking away their mother's estate...by which they mean she was the attorney general when they were caught robbing blind the charity Nina Simone's will set up
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nina Simone's family blames Kamala Harris for taking away their mother's estate...by which they mean she was the attorney general when they were caught robbing blind the charity Nina Simone's will set up
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Their dad is better than your dad
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Fri June 18, 2021
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
From the human perspective, this is whale watching. This whale, however, clearly wanted a closer look
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden makes heads asplode over at the right wing's propaganda press machines
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet Opal Lee, the "Grandmother of Juneteenth"
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(Some Snacker)
 
 
 
"I learned it from watching YOU, Dad"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tuck You of the Day: Some Mother Tucker appears on the show and says "Black People Are A Dozen IQ Points Below White". The Ghost of Robert E. Lee anally controlling Tucker has no objection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Om nom nom mom
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Utah DA sends profanity-laden email to SLC councilman who disturbed his nap. "I will do everything in my power to see that you never get elected to any office higher than dog catcher. Kindly die and go to hell, mother******." Someone needs a nap
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"You don't make friends with salad"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kayne West "likes where things are headed" in his new relationship with supermodel Irina Shayk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
He's got that Botox
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish woman really, really, really happy to be great, great, great grandmother
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Tue June 15, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
First murderer convicted via DNA evidence to be released on parole in Great Britain. Labor MP tells community not to worry as homicidal sexual sadism targeting teen girls is just a phase (possible nsfw content on page)
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Chester is the new Cisco as Cecile confronts past, breaks psychic prison on S.7 Ep.13 "Masquerade" of The Flash at 8 ㏘ EDT. Lana reaches out to Lois & Clark (still 1990?) on Ep.10 "Oh Mother, Where Art Thou?" of Superman & Lois at 9, both on The CW
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Now open: New York
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Covid may have killed the owner but nothing will kill the TatoNut. Original TatoNut donut shop in Ocean Springs, Mississippi re-opens next week
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Covid may have killed the owner but nothing will kill the TatoNut. Original TatoNut donut shop in Ocean Springs, Mississippi re-opens next week
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Tony Perkins offers tips on surviving the "rainbow onslaught" of Pride Month, dressing up like your dead mother
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is important, you guys
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Nevada Air National Guard scores its first female instructor pilot. And she channels Captain Picard in her flight suit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man with 38 wives and 89 kids drops dead for some reason
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Sun June 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Looks like we got a good old fashioned southern fried who done it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Looks like we got a good old fashioned southern fried who done it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Queen mother
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
13-year-old boy selling candles online, door-to-door to raise funds for local mother with lung cancer. And it's not even his mom
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband wants my overworked teenager to get a job and I think it's a terrible idea. Is it?"
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is there a better time to tell your family about your gambling addiction than your wife's birthday, when you use your one phone call from jail to explain how you're $600,000 in debt?
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Old man wonders why people keep thinking he's an old man
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
They're cute, photogenic, and almost went extinct. But they're back now, so the third paragraph of TFA cancels out all the D'awww
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Wed June 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Family learns the hard way that life is all about choices
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Presenting Mother of the Year 99 million BC
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Talking Head: "I feel sorry for Packers fans having to deal with QB drama." Everybody else in the league: *stares motherfarkerly*
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"He pulled up in front of the house and turned the trailer on so it dumped out all the pennies on the grass and my mom came out and was like, 'What are you dumping in my yard?' 'It's your final child support payment"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"He pulled up in front of the house and turned the trailer on so it dumped out all the pennies on the grass and my mom came out and was like, 'What are you dumping in my yard?' 'It's your final child support payment"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
No, it's Becky
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a song that really has changed your life?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Going to get tacos in the Everglades turns out to be a bad idea
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
My stove just died, in a head-spinning-round 'Your mother sucks c**ks in hell*' kinda way. I killed at the breaker box, but now I guess I need a new stove. This is your haunted appliance thread, stove edition
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mother of 7-year-old wanted by police found dead arrested in Denver near las Vegas
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Woman glues down 7700 pennies to create a floor. Later learns you should probably check first to make sure none of them are rare
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle and Princess Diana both wanted an emotional support Queen
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Have you ever sent a naked pic to a family group chat instead of the intended recipient?
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Mon June 07, 2021
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Irish teen helping the homeless finds mother sleeping on the street. Hopes to find father and sister to complete the set
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
This is an outrage royal edition. How dare Prince Harry use his grandmother's nickname for his daughter's first name. This shows a total lack of ... What? The Queen gave him permission? Carry on
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby warthogs born at Atlanta zoo. (with video)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tommy Smothers' Johnny Carson impression. He does Carson better than Carson does Carson
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II has another great-granddaughter, spawned by he who shall not be named
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cop slaps baby, is cited and freaks out
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's bad enough when a 14-year-old is accused of murder, but it really makes you wonder what the world is coming to when his mother tries to destroy the evidence
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Sat June 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Snakes found on a motherfarking plane. Samuel L Jackson unavailable for comment
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Feds zip-tie a new eight-count, superseding indictment to the Motherboy Capitol terrorist team, Butt and Lisa
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Last known letter sent before Amelia Earhart's disappearance found by California man. 'Send Lawyers, guns and money'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Samuel L Jackson's 20 best motherfarkin' films
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"District 9" director Neil Blomkamp returns to his sci-fi/horror roots with Demonic and here's the trailer that rates somewhere between "pretty sick" and "how-sick-is-this-trailer"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The bride died? That's terrible. Is anyone else available?
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(news.amomama.com)
 
 
 
"I was getting some fresh air outside the delivery room, while my wife was giving birth. I took a moment and sat with the other expectant fathers in the waiting room"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son and his wife are getting a divorce; his wife thinks after the divorce, we're still paying for her children to attend a fancy school and we're not. Should we forewarn her?"
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Wed June 02, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Writer with basic opinion about Prince dares you to find him on Twitter, needs clicks desperately
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ "I went to the beach on vacation...And in the hot sun I did sit. ♫ I came inside because of sunburn...♫ So I treated it with lots of..♫...Shaving Cream. Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always feel keen." ♫
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey Wally, how many candles are on my cake? Sure looks like a whole bunch." "73, ya goof. Even Eddie Haskell counts better'n you and died as a cop in Viet Nam"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michael Caine is one of the coolest motherf*ckers alive, and YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A third ugly-ass giant panda cub has been born in Malaysia. Potential names include fedora, trilby, pith, and fez
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My sisters - one of whom was a Fortune 500 VP - emptied my mother's house and told me to take what was left. Is dividing by zero is one of those fancy corporate lawyer tax things?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My sisters - one of whom was a Fortune 500 VP - emptied my mother's house and told me to take what was left. Is dividing by zero is one of those fancy corporate lawyer tax things?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like there's no paywall for this reporter, if you know what I mean
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
Video
 
Cubs: we're where Weare is
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Luxury shops at the Gold Coast Shopping Center learn that breastfeeding mothers are like hydras: Get rid of one exposed boob, a dozen more appear
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I resent my mother-in-law for taking time away from me and my newborn daughter 13 years ago; I had post-partum depression as the only time I held my daughter was when I fed her. How can I reconcile the past?"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Somebody get these motherfarking snakes out of this motherfarking galactic plane
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Does your coulrophobia need some nightmare fuel today? We've got a mother-load here. Warning - disturbing images of (you guessed it) CLOWNS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics fan's aim is as good as the team he roots for thankfully
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Sun May 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prison, the final frontier
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden and DeSantis on the same side?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
1 in 5 parents say they regret having children. The other four are too exhausted to answer pollsters' questions
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
What is 7 seconds of stupid caught on tape worth? Would you believe 7 years in jail? Good, because that's the going rate in Missouri
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Fri May 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
As if two year olds weren't insufferable enough, you now have to listen to one constantly mention how they're in MENSA
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(LAist)
 
 
 
LA has three new ugly-ass bobcat kittens
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Thu May 27, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
If you've just been shot you might as well livestream your ambulance ride
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Daenerys Targaryen's reboot as "Mother of Dwarf Emus" has begun
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
While you nervously navigate the nuances of staying employed throughout the pandemic, a 5-year-old opened her own treat shop in Kentucky
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ancient Judeans likely ate non-kosher catfish. Great, now that it's published, their mothers are going to find out and they'll never hear the end of it
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Officer Sicknick's mother trying to shame the shameless
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
They went with "Gunpowder Milkshake", really? Why not "Jane Wick"? Or "Kill Bill, Joe, Mike, Jerry, Paul, Jimmy, etc"? Or just "A Bunch of Bad-Ass biatches Shoot Every Last Motherfarker In The Movie"? Doesn't matter, it looks farking awesome
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(The Laugh Button)
 
Boobies
 
Rusty Warren, the "mother of the sexual revolution", goes Knockers Up at 91
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stunned Wife: Dear The Moneyist, My husband has been hiding money from me for the last 10 years. The Moneyist: Dear Stunned Wife, Can I get his email address so I can get some pointers?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My teenager has been a real difficult jerk this year, and since the weather's getting nice, can I kick him out and make him camp in the backyard over the summer for a bit? We need some space"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My teenager has been a real difficult jerk this year, and since the weather's getting nice, can I kick him out and make him camp in the backyard over the summer for a bit? We need some space"
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
How does the old saying go? Mother bears love it when tourists try to get up close to their cubs? Yeah I think that's it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like NYC is back to pre-pandemic levels
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother told to breastfeed her baby in the disabled toilet and not at the table in TGI Fridays. She should have known you cannot bring outside food at a restaurant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Blinken announces that the U.S. will make "significant contributions" toward rebuilding Gaza, which is super dooper nice of them because after all those tanks and warplanes we gave Israel they were starting to run out of targets
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
On the plus side, they do have shiny coats now
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Mon May 24, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ad capacitatem C patefacio catholica ecclesiis, in New York City
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas State Senate decides that poor mothers should only get Medicaid for six months after they have been required brood mares under their new anti-abortion law
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Remember that old Onion article where Mother Teresa was accidentally sent to hell as the result of a "wacky afterlife mix-up?" Well, it turns out she may actually be there after all -- not because of a mix-up, but because she deserved it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Look kid, these are the rules. You don't have to like them, you don't have to understand them, but as long as you're under my roof and eating my food, dammit, you're going to follow them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My father disowned me after divorcing my mother and left everything to my sister. So I married her - what is this, ancient Greece? (signed) Oedipally Bequeathed
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The lone woman in the American Flat Track Series has run rings around every other racer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mom wants me to give my cat to our grieving neighbor, and she thinks I'm being selfish wanting to keep my cat. Am I?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother has turned into a crazed conspiracy theorist and she's not listening to reason, just OAN and Fox News and Newsmax. How can I save her?"
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Murderous mortician John Glover meets fellow psychopath Dakota, who is surprised to see an imprisoned Alicia. And the trio all has their own mother issues, so it's a road trip resulting in a bizarre reunion. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents blew my college fund on a failed business venture. What should I do?"
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Yippee ki-yay mother-farkers, there's a cowboy themed Emoji set
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Maricopa County Board of Supervisors to GOP state senators and the "cyber-ninjas": So now it's YOUR turn to preserve all your records, because we may file the mother of all defamation suits against you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For many, the new normal is a lot like pandemic life
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Fri May 21, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police in El Salvador investigating a cop for the double homicide of a mother and daughter find human remains buried on his property...as many as 100 sets of them, all belonging to women
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
GoFakeMe
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
14-year-old teenager does the right thing after giving birth, hands baby to customer at restaurant to help with the tip
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Thu May 20, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Don't know the difference between a Dodge Charger and a Dodge Challenger? Have trouble distinguishing grey from black? You just might murder the wrong person
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift offered St. Vincent disastrous lessons that had nothing to do with bubblegum pop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11-year-old avoided abduction and threw blue slime at attacker "to mark him" based on watching Law & Order SVU. Lazy dads everywhere rejoice in knowing that letting your kids watch inappropriate TV shows can really pay off. Suck it, moms
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Zoo welcomes ugly-ass baby mud trumpet to Clutch City with the ritual beating of trash cans
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why do so many American parents despise one another?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Broadway star Billy Porter reveals he's been HIV positive for the last 14 years
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Yesterday, the last three known survivors of the Tulsa 1921 massacre testified before the House Judiciary subcommittee in the centennial month. Hear Mother Fletcher (107), Uncle Red (100, USAF), and Mother Randall (106)
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Wed May 19, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Step one: Decorate your entire house for Trump. Step two: Get elected to the state legislature. Difficulty: Pennsylvania
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Survivor of Canada's Japanese internment camps speaks up against anti-Asian hate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm career-focused with a loving partner and active social life. I'm in my 30s, have siblings, but my mother puts pressure on me to provide her with grandkids. The guilt, the sobbing, and the emotional manipulation is enough for me to not. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law casually mentioned she was going to terminate the pregnancy that resulted in my 3-year-old nephew but her husband tricked her into missing an appointment. It was a cavalier comment and I'm worried her son will hear. What can I do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law casually mentioned she was going to terminate the pregnancy that resulted in my 3-year-old nephew but her husband tricked her into missing an appointment. It was a cavalier comment and I'm worried her son will hear. What can I do?"
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Tue May 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arizona woman accused of killing her two children with a cleaver, although officials refuse to speculate if it was Ward, June, Wally, or the Beaver
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Seth Rogan based much of his career on comedy advice he received when he was 12 years old. Which, when you think about it, explains a lot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If I fits, I sits. If it nests, we rests
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I care for my mother by selling her house and putting her in a home. My sister says half the house proceeds belong to her, and she wants a loan. Can I pull off wearing Mom's dresses?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Is he not 71 today? He is Devo. Happy birthday to proto-spud boy Mark Mothersbaugh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hidden loads are restraining your mom, if that's possible
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hidden loads are restraining your mom, if that's possible
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Mon May 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe hatched fast-growing clones, unleashed them on the world
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ducklings rescued after being trapped in UK drain. They all float down here
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Was Game of Thrones really the most disappointing series finale in history? We can all agree Seinfeld is the best, of course while Star Trek: Enterprise has to be the worst
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New research indicates sometimes you need to say "motherf*cker" in the office
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister and her husband adopted a rescue pit bull with a history of biting children. My husband and I don't want the dog around our 3 year-old son, and my sister is upset because she thinks I'm insulting her. My mom wants me to give in. What do?"
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Fri May 14, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
India's Covid outbreak caused by loitering youths
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Thu May 13, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
Trudeau did NOT violate ethics law this time, but will probably apologize anyway
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's not often you see the words 'sex-addict Grandad' in a headline, but yet here we are
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"I've been sleeping with my wife's mother and I think I'm falling in love with her". Boinking the mother-in-law trifecta now in play
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"So I just found out my ex-husband slept with my mom and I have no idea how to process this"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"So I just found out my ex-husband slept with my mom and I have no idea how to process this"
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge denies defense request to recognize expert testimony provided by Dr. Mommy from Facebook University
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
FXX giving Danny DeVito and Aubrey Plaza their own animated series
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Australian navy ship drops two dead whales at San Diego's front door. I remember when my cat did that. Stank for days
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Growing up, my mother channeled her anxiety into housekeeping; everything was in order. However, my house is in constant disarray; my two youngest kids are indifferent, but my oldest is making comments about how messy the house is. What do?"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are just friends and totally not having all kinds of wild, raunchy, dirty, porno caliber sex in subby's head
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Mon May 10, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You know what happens after mother's day? Son of the year award nominee
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Comrades, we must engage in free thought and purge those among our ranks who would speak against us. For the Motherland" -Politburo Chairman McCarthyov
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dax Shepard posts a Mother's Day picture of his wife, Kristen Bell, and sends many kittens to the Good Place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother of US teen sentenced to life imprisonment in Italy says she's worried about his mental health, citing previous suicide attempts, and anyway who didn't engage in hijinks like stabbing a cop to death after a botched drug deal when we were young?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? Not members of the Six Flags Police Squad, apparently
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Every time I ask my mother a simple question, she gets offended and asks for an apology. What the hell is up with that?"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What was the second pandemic Mother's Day like for everyone?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
How connecting to your car tells it more about you, unless your car is also your mother that is
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Sun May 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome ANDREAS our first named tropical storm of 2021. Coastal Farkers, sorry party's over. Time to download that dozen or so hurricane apps, and order your hurricane provisions - don't forget the bourbon. Oh, and Happy Mother's Day mofos
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Darlington Throwback Race is now in the spring, and NASCAR is actually racing on Mother's Day. Now if they'd just throwback the start time... It's the Goodyear 400 on FS1 at 3:30 pm ET
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Grandmother claims she's been abducted more than 50 times by aliens since she was a little girl, has bruises to prove it. Since this is an English tabloid, you can believe she was used as a punching bag by their writers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Mother's Day edition
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there on FARK. Are any and all of you doing something special on this day?
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mindhunter kicks off search for Mom-hunter
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(Today)
 
 
 
50 years later, woman who grew up watching "That's My Mama" discovers "That's My Mama"
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(Today)
 
 
 
50 years later, woman who grew up watching "That's My Mama" discovers "That's My Mama"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
14 games are on tap for Mother's Day eve, starting at 3:00 PM ET on NBC for Rangers-Bruins and Sabres-Penguins. Other top matchups include the Sunshine State Showdown of Lightning-Panthers, Hurricanes-Predators, and Blues-Knights. Have a nice day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Court: Lose the rock or lose your kid
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Fri May 07, 2021
(YouGov)
 
 
 
70% of Americans can't even spot obvious commercialization when it stares them in the face. Also, be sure to get your mom a card and some flowers this Sunday
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Who steals a goat?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When you let your child's lice infestation get so bad that it depletes her hemoglobin to 10% of normal and almost kills her, that's a jailin'
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ziptie Guy is asking a judge for permission to call his Mom on Mother's Day; which ordinarily wouldn't be a problem, but both of their pre-trial release conditions include not talking to any other people facing charges in connection with the riot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In a year where hundreds of thousands of people lost a loved one, companies are slowly realizing that bombarding people with "Hey don't forget mom on Mother's Day" sales pitches might not exactly be the most welcome or sensitive approach
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Thu May 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Royal family wishes Archie a happy birthday. Jughead indifferent, Betty pissed off
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Critics are accusing Meghan Markle of plagiarizing another children's book, The Boy on the Bench. Author of The Boy on the Bench: Yeah, no
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
41% of Americans will try to kill their mothers this Sunday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In his defense, they are really good popsicles
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(Sanitized Database)
 
 
 
Little Bobby Tables has a new baby brother
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Enjoy this Fiona the Hippo moment of zen
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(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass snow leopard cub born at Seneca Park zoo finally opens his eyes
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The United States is, by many measures, the worst place for parents"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman gives birth to seven babies, then two more after someone found them hiding from all the others who were at the party (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Terms of Endearment allowed my mother and I to finally discuss my father's struggles and passing"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
"Everything in my life is very average except my mom is a cult leader, or was a cult leader, I should say"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
"Everything in my life is very average except my mom is a cult leader, or was a cult leader, I should say"
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Tue May 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Teen to be charged as an adult in rigged homecoming election. Where else could it be? This is like shooting methed-up gators in a barrel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend is trapped in a codependent abusive relationship with her dog. How do I save them both?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 14, coping with identity issues; he mentioned girls in his English class say whatever they want and blast the 'straight white men' for being part of the patriarchy. I fear he may be influenced by pathetic incels. How can I help him?"
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother is homophobic; she shunned me when I came out and refuses to invite my spouse to any family events. My sister is getting married; my spouse and I are invited, but mom is threatening to make a scene, boycott, and ruin the wedding. What do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Should woodworking be included as a Maker Hobby? Subby says yes. Show off your latest woodworking project in this weeks Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to premium pen kits, many on sale. Bonus Question: Are you making something for Mother's Day?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I believed my boyfriend when he said he was ready to be a father. Boy, was I wrong"
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Sun May 02, 2021
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Jet delivered mid-air, mid-ocean to new owner
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Apparently, Santa lives in Shreveport, LA
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Apparently, Santa lives in Shreveport, LA
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Paid parental leave as popular as chocolate
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We TOLD you there was voter fraud. Don't you believe us now?
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Fri April 30, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Man is so unpredictable. A samurai sword today, an armed man without hands tomorrow. We never know when. We never know how. We only know where
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
4,189 Helen Lovejoys: Ban Netflix for mocking Jeebus
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I used to claim to be Mexican even though I'm white. Now that I'm woke, how do I handle this?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I used to claim to be Mexican even though I'm white. Now that I'm woke, how do I handle this?
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Man wins £23,500 Mitsubishi Evo sports car in a internet giveaway. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My mom added me to her bank accounts before she died. Do I have to admit to my siblings what a greedy SOB I am?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My mom added me to her bank accounts before she died. Do I have to admit to my siblings what a greedy SOB I am?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife has gotten clean and sober and she's a whole new person that I despise; she's no fun and a bit of a sourpuss. How can I get my fun wife back without her drinking?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife has gotten clean and sober and she's a whole new person that I despise; she's no fun and a bit of a sourpuss. How can I get my fun wife back without her drinking?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am 100% white but I lied about having Mexican heritage. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am 100% white but I lied about having Mexican heritage. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
News director asks meteorologist if he still believes Jesus is the Messiah after his conversion to Judaism
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Unlike Subby last night, here are the five things you're doing that are disappointing your mom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
12-year old set to graduate High-school and college in the same week this May, a decision he will in no way regret in 20 years when his friends and co-workers share stories about their exploits at prom or the wild parties they went to in college
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a happily child-free woman in my 30s, and I have a group of dear friends I've been close with since college. One is having a child. I find the idea of pregnancy horrific, and I do not like children, babies, and toddlers. How can I pretend to?"
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Former county deputy uses stand-your-ground defense to justify strangling his son to death. Let's see how that chokes out for him
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Former county deputy uses stand-your-ground defense to justify strangling his son to death. Let's see how that chokes out for him
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
You probably won't find these passive-aggressive signs very funny. Sorry in advance
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend and I have been together four years, and we're talking about getting married and starting a family. But he gets irrationally and extremely angered at little things. Will this make him a bad father?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My grandmother is being scammed online and thinks she'll be marrying Toby Keith. How can I keep her safe without breaking her heart?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Get Smart writer Bernie Khan 86ed at 90
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Mon April 26, 2021
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Beans, beans. They're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you are likely to find a big mother-farking snake next to them on the shelf in Target
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father is a pastor; he and my mom were mentally abusive. I've distanced myself from them. My youngest sister fell in with a cult-like church in college. She keeps trying to convert people and only talks about the church. How can I save her?"
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin could be facing charges for kneeling on a black person. No, not that one
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Sat April 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Democrats to their Republican colleagues: Really? You're going to force a floor vote on censuring Maxine Waters? Oh it is ON now, you insurrectionist motherfarkers
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
*bzzzt* "I need a price check on a bottle of water and a big blood-cleaning mop at checkout, please..." *bzzzt*
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Yes, doing drugs during pregnancy will harm the child
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Florida, a koala and a goat get together and make a klipspringer
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
It's "ducklings rescued from storm drains" season again
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Nothing got between Brooke Shields and Mother Nature for Earth Day and I do mean nothing (possibly NSFW)
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Thu April 22, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Must be nice to be a rich MAGA terrorist
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Head of crocodile shot by Prince Philip to be sold for £5,100 at auction. So if you've got any heads of crocodiles shot by Prince Philip lying around, now is the time to cash in (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
No, you can't have a pony. Not yours. Unless you're Lady Louise. Then you get ponies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"W" on golf. "I played in my first year. Then when we had troops in combat I didn't play at all [...] because I didn't want some mother to see, you know, these kids in combat seeing the commander-in-chief out there playing golf. So I didn't play any"
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