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Wed July 18, 2018
		"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend and I got together after getting out of toxic relationships. She has severe anxiety; when she met my family, she got drunk to cope, talked about porn and abuse in front of kids. How can I undo their perception of her?" source: slate.com \| share:	30
		"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend and I got together after getting out of toxic relationships. She has severe anxiety; when she met my family, she got drunk to cope, talked about porn and abuse in front of kids. How can I undo their perception of her?" source: slate.com \| share:	30
		What happens when a DNA test upends your world by giving you unexpected paternity news? source: theatlantic.com \| share:	30

Tue July 17, 2018
		Woman kills mother after being left out of will in favor of siblings. Wonder what might have prompted that decision source: tampabay.com \| share:	63
		In a shockingly unplanned, utterly non-contrived, crazily spontaneous turn of events, swimsuit model takes the catwalk while nursing her newborn because it just happened -- again, pure coincidence here -- to be the kid's dinner time source: today.com \| share:	355
		In a shockingly unplanned, utterly non-contrived, crazily spontaneous turn of events, swimsuit model takes the catwalk while nursing her newborn because it just happened -- again, pure coincidence here -- to be the kid's dinner time source: today.com \| share:	355
		Twin sisters run for office - one's a Democrat, the other a Republican. Thanksgiving will be awkward this year source: fox17online.com \| share:	39
		"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law regularly speaks in third-person baby talk; she's not senile. She speaks to adults and my 9 year-old like this, saying things like 'Grandma has to pee-pee.' My husband refuses to address it. It bothers me. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	37
		Toddler trapped in front load washer presents conundrum to online world: Hot or cold setting? Fabric softener or no? source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	87
		Toddler trapped in front load washer presents conundrum to online world: Hot or cold setting? Fabric softener or no? source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	87

Mon July 16, 2018
		John Oliver was off this week, but he did post a YouTube video of his staff's "Lost Graphics," one of which included having Ivanka as the mother from Get Out source: rawstory.com \| share:	32
		Treason. Mother farkin' treason. It's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Drink source: msnbc.com \| share:	1281

Sun July 15, 2018
		Oh, so NOW they care about the children. Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight source: upi.com \| share:	36

Sat July 14, 2018
		Remember the great American family-vacation road trip? Yeah, they seem to have driven off the road source: theatlantic.com \| share:	137
		A man born with only a 10% chance of survival is now dedicated to helping challenged felines with medical issues to live a long, happy life, no matter what hurdles might exist. Welcome to Caturday source: whig.com \| share:	680

Fri July 13, 2018
		Article claims perfect temperature to be 74 degrees...unless you are a beer of course source: jezebel.com \| share:	85
		Brian Leetch's wife walks into a bar and a hockey game breaks out. Why yes, she did go full "Do you know who I am?" Before leaving bartender with seven staples in his head source: nypost.com \| share:	30
		Remember how much fun road trips used to be back in the day? Don't make me pull over source: theatlantic.com \| share:	50
		Mom of Waffle House shooting survivor buys wedding dress for life-saving waitress source: local21news.com \| share:	21

Thu July 12, 2018
		Man who stabbed his wife to death after she mocked him for having a small penis will now be mocked in jail for the rest of his life source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	73

Wed July 11, 2018
		Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing a tourist. Mother of God, they're evolving source: wsrz.iheart.com \| share:	51
		If you want to know how a man will treat you, look at his relationship with his mother. Turns out, there are some warning signs source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	33
		If you traumatically separate very young children from their parents for four months, apparently they sometimes forget things. Little things like how to use the toilet, how to speak, and what their mothers look like source: nytimes.com \| share:	208
		Mother Nature doesn't discriminate, but those who sold black farmers bad seeds sure the hell did (link updated - tag is for seeds, not the story) source: wreg.com \| share:	138

Tue July 10, 2018
		Customs and Border Patrol interrogate woman and daughter because they have different last names, demand mom get letter from husband before traveling next time source: rawstory.com \| share:	149

Mon July 09, 2018
		Apparently a 1.8% return rate is considered "progress" source: cnn.com \| share:	27
		A witness speaking up got a monster a much-deserved 30 years, landed the witness a Fark headline and a Hero tag. Who knew speaking up could do so much? source: whnt.com \| share:	64
		One of the nation's most prominent Evangelical Christian leaders says that he thinks Jesus would approve of same-sex marriages: "I think Jesus would encourage any love affair if it was honest and sincere and was not damaging to anyone else" source: thehill.com \| share:	76
		Photoshop 'The Motherland Calls' source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	28
		The latest thing that can negatively affect your health: your mom's vaginal microbiome source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	24
		A couple of smokin' hot women used their, um, resources to influence the behavior of a young man. Well, duh source: foxnews.com \| share:	106

Sun July 08, 2018
		Jesse attempts to come through on his deal with his grandmother, though losing Genesis proves a wrinkle. Tulip and Cassidy try to determine a way to escape Angelville as Herr Starr plots his next move. God damn it all. Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC source: fansided.com \| share:	19
		Sorry, generation of 20-somethings: reports say Justin Bieber is finally off the market source: billboard.com \| share:	60
		Mother Nature refuses to make it easy, sends monsoon rains to delay Thai cave rescue source: nypost.com \| share:	157

Fri July 06, 2018
		1/5. Thanks, Mom source: latimes.com \| share:	15
		Mom's secret recording catches kindergarten teacher calling 5-year-old a "loser." Fark: A 33-year veteran teacher who was named teacher of the year this year source: msn.com \| share:	212
		Mom's secret recording catches kindergarten teacher calling 5-year-old a "loser." Fark: A 33-year veteran teacher who was named teacher of the year this year source: msn.com \| share:	212

Thu July 05, 2018
		One advantage of staying home to do your homework is that you're not stuck in a flooding cave source: theguardian.com \| share:	39
		This Farker remembers seeing her when she was born. I worked closely with her grandmother source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	13
		Um, honey? I'm heading out to the store for a few things and to get some gas. I'll take the kids with me so that you can rest and enjoy the game on TV. You need anything? Oh, yeah, one more thing - can I please have some more bullets? source: dfw.cbslocal.com \| share:	228
		"Dear Prudence: I went on an overnight road trip with my cousin to visit our grandma; it was well-documented on social media. But she got pregnant at some point and is now telling everyone that I'm the father. It's untrue; how do I get her to stop?" source: slate.com \| share:	36
		Refugee who fled his country and made it into the US decades ago supports Trump because "I got mine, so fark you" source: cnn.com \| share:	69

Wed July 04, 2018
		When planning your next bank robbery, your escape plans should include more than "wear a wig" source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	19
		Walmart tells 10-year-old boy he can't use a motorized cart even if he has a degenerative muscular condition source: wkbw.com \| share:	110

Tue July 03, 2018
		Goofus finds his son applying eye makeup and ships him off for conversion therapy. Gallant says, "That looks so frickin' awesome." Hero tag is for Dad source: yahoo.com \| share:	100

Mon July 02, 2018
		Don't you just hate it when you search and search for years for the sister you never knew and then she moves in right next door to you? source: newsok.com \| share:	23
		The Trump Administration says "it's a myth" that families that ask for asylum at ports of entry are separated. So, of course here are the records that show that it's happening all the time source: latimes.com \| share:	43
		Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole are both back on the market source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	72

Sun July 01, 2018
		Dear Troubleshooter: I'm in my 80s and afraid of dying. Over the past 15 years, my lifestyle and health haven't changed, and I have a great wife and family, plus tech toys. But still, how should I prepare myself mentally for death? Sincerely, Mr M source: the-japan-news.com \| share:	16

Sat June 30, 2018
		Not news: Adopted woman meets her biological mom for the first time. Fark: She's 79 and her mother is 100 source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	13
		High school that showed LGBTQ anti-bullying videos is accused of making a heterosexual student feel "bullied" source: yahoo.com \| share:	222
		Remember to love your mothers, for they are our last line of defense to protect and defend America as these photos beautifully farking illustrate source: businessinsider.com \| share:	52

Fri June 29, 2018
		Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	21
		Should you wait 30 minutes to pee in the pool after eating? source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	12
		Jahi McMath declared dead. This time for real source: foxnews.com \| share:	80

Thu June 28, 2018
		Where else would Tom Cruise, Top Gun 2 producers hold auditions other than Scientology HQ? source: wfla.com \| share:	24
		Elon Musk accused of stealing farting unicorn. Is there no depth to which he will not stoop? source: bbc.com \| share:	55

Wed June 27, 2018
		50 Cent decides to try mocking Terry Crews. This should go well source: jezebel.com \| share:	31
		CNN takes a break from decrying the lack of civility to interview Corey Lewandowski, who immediately berates anchor for asking him a question source: mediamatters.org \| share:	90
		"Dear Prudence: My nephew got out of prison for the second time; he's lied and cheated and stole his whole life, including from his family. He's dealing drugs out of my sister's home; she refuses to see him as a criminal. What can I do to help her?" source: slate.com \| share:	23
		If you work at an amusement park, then you already know you're considered part-time even though you work more than 45 hours a week, you have to point everywhere with at least two fingers, and the costumes are miserably hot source: doyouremember.com \| share:	63

Tue June 26, 2018
		Goochland mom shoots man who flew around the world to meet her daughter. The real question here is, how do they pronounce Goochland??? source: wtvr.com \| share:	132
		"Dear Prudence: My husband's brother and wife are toxic. When they asked us to be godparents, we accepted and started a savings account for our godson. They wiped the savings, paid off credit card debt, but put the money back. Should I be angry?" source: slate.com \| share:	23
		"This is what my six year-old and I endured in family detention. My son remembers it for what it was: a prison" source: nytimes.com \| share:	199
		Move over Permit Patty. We've got a live one source: nydailynews.com \| share:	180

Mon June 25, 2018
(Some Guy)		"I grew up in Boston. It would just be crazy to get a sack on Tom Brady. Just like getting that opportunity to sack someone that could be my grandfather, that's very, very exciting" source: silverandblackpride.com \| share:	14
		When confronted with facts, the Trump supporter will often turn to ad hominem attacks, even if they are on live television--some would say especially. Let's observe this exchange on CNN, shall we? source: rawstory.com \| share:	97
		Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a female employee in my 20s who lives with grandpa to save money. The other day, I was exhausted from work and fell asleep topless after taking a bath with only the futon covering me. The next morning, I was wearing pajamas source: the-japan-news.com \| share:	25
		Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a female employee in my 20s who lives with grandpa to save money. The other day, I was exhausted from work and fell asleep topless after taking a bath with only the futon covering me. The next morning, I was wearing pajamas source: the-japan-news.com \| share:	25

Sat June 23, 2018
		HA HA Oh wow source: thehill.com \| share:	241
		No longer the Onion: Teenage jogger who accidentally crossed the US border from a British Columbia beach held for two weeks source: cbc.ca \| share:	220

Fri June 22, 2018
		In the MeToo era, how the hell did we let Trump's pedophile friend (who Trump said throws "great" parties), Jeffery Epstein get away? -signed Epstein's mother source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	37
		"Father of the Year" police officer fired for using "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" as a legal guideline source: amp.wlky.com \| share:	55
		With no right to an attorney, Guatemalan immigrant expected to represent himself in court. He's 8 years old source: newyorker.com \| share:	60
		Mother and son reunited after being separated at border. Stephen Miller inconsolable source: splinternews.com \| share:	13
		The worst of the internet has embraced the "womp womp." Womp womp source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	97
		Little girl on Time cover was not taken from her mother according to her father. Trumpers calling it fake news in 3...2...1 source: yahoo.com \| share:	339
		Article on Joe Jackson mentions Jermaine but not Tito. That's cold. Also, Joe Jackson is dying. Sad tag not available as it was beaten with a belt source: foxnews.com \| share:	42
		Abandoned baby left under stairwell 18 years ago graduates high school source: myfox8.com \| share:	25
		Mikal Bridges was drafted by the Philadelphia 76ers, a team his mother works for. Then he was traded source: msn.com \| share:	11
		The GOP cannot call itself the party of family values anymore source: slate.com \| share:	83

Thu June 21, 2018
		Denmark's players paid for a private jet so defender Jonas Knudsen could fly home and see his new-born daughter after the World Cup win over Peru source: bbc.com \| share:	3
		Congressman Jordan (R) pretends to be sympathetic to undocumented immigrant children in CNN interview. It doesn't go well source: splinternews.com \| share:	36
		Corey Lewandowski drops out of Michigan appearance following comments about a Down Syndrome undocumented immigrant girl separated from her mother. Womp Womp source: mlive.com \| share:	113
		'I'll be damned if I let him have the last word' said a mother before 'shooting at her 46-year-old son' as he rode away from her on a bicycle after an argument over her cell phone source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	44
		Kid touches a poorly installed electrical outlet. In other news, kids in Florida are allowed to play behind the stove source: winknews.com \| share:	93
		Woman wants to slap the 'silly' tag on Debbie the cancer nurse, who helped a suffering 14-year-old girl laugh at her osteoblastoma and grow up into a healthy person and mother. First she must find her source: bbc.com \| share:	15

Wed June 20, 2018
		John Travolta believed that his latest bomb Gotti was going to make him an Oscar contender this year. Epstein's mother unavailable for comment source: screenrant.com \| share:	43
		Corey Lewandowski doubles down on womp womp comment, claims he was mocking a liberal who had the audacity to, you know, talk about the facts of the situation at the border source: businessinsider.com \| share:	94
		At least they aren't separating babies from their mothers right? Right? source: apnews.com \| share:	279

Tue June 19, 2018
		Former senior Democratic National Committee adviser: A 10-year-old child with Down syndrome was ripped away from her mother. Lewandowski: "Womp womp" source: cnn.com \| share:	199
		Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again" source: nypost.com \| share:	34
		The hardest-working man in the insemination business was at it again this Father's Day, doing what he does best: impregnating strangers. But now an entire nation is trying to stop him source: nypost.com \| share:	14
		11 cooking tips from Guy Fieri that will help you cook like a freakin' mother source: cheatsheet.com \| share:	48
		A big talking point excusing taking kids is they need to do it 'the right way.'. So, naturally, here is a story about a family seeking asylum at a port of entry having their 1-year old baby taken source: pbs.org \| share:	130
		25-year-old man arrested after he climbed a balcony and told a 12-year-old girl he was looking for a party. Suspect said he would not be pressing charges against the girl's mom for yelling at him, which caused him to fall source: cbs58.com \| share:	43

Mon June 18, 2018
		Well, that's an adorable little wild ass source: local10.com \| share:	35
		Couple raising 14 boys say they have no regrets, clean socks source: fox59.com \| share:	60
		Turns out Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are not very good at parenting. Probably because their kid keeps beating up Tommy Lee source: yahoo.com \| share:	85
		The last project this man did with his father was build his own coffin source: theatlantic.com \| share:	20

Sun June 17, 2018
		What if tomorrow never comes? source: slate.com \| share:	26
(Some Spontn80)		"Dear Daddy" - What would you say to your Dad today if you could? What did your kids say to you? Our 11th year source: dangrigor.com \| share:	299

Sat June 16, 2018
		Laura Ingraham is "very disappointed" in Michael Steele for telling it like it is and saying Trump is running concentration camps source: mediaite.com \| share:	154
		Does anyone know this 105-year-old's Fark handle? source: wtsp.com \| share:	34
(Some Childless Guy)		Parents absolutely astounded at the idea that they might be financially responsible for their unsupervised brat destroying a $132,000 sculpture source: wmar2news.com \| share:	346

Fri June 15, 2018
		Five wounded in cemetery shooting, possibly hundreds dead source: latimes.com \| share:	34
		"They go for your jugular," says Georgia grandmother who killed a rabid bobcat with her bare hands source: sj-r.com \| share:	75
		"Dear Prudence: My fiancée and her daughter are allergic to dogs, and my retired mother has found purpose in life bringing in rescue dogs; we can't stay at her home, and she won't get a dog-sitter to visit us. Allergy pills don't work. What do I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	28

Thu June 14, 2018
		Sessions cites the Bible on "obeying the government" to justify ripping babies away from mothers source: justice.gov \| share:	211
		KREMLIN - Mother Russia destroys the Saudis 5-nil in the opening match of the World Cup, including a hat trick from Vlad The Striker source: espn.com \| share:	32
		Mom fight in daycare parking lot escalates into 'ramming cars with children strapped inside' source: wtkr.com \| share:	107
		Target pulls out of selling "baby daddy" cards for Father's Day source: fox6now.com \| share:	73
		Piers Morgan just learned about Fortnight addiction and decided to blame all parents everywhere source: digitalspy.com \| share:	16

Wed June 13, 2018
		Cemetery swears they know where mom's headstone is, it's like, very heavy and couldn't have gone far source: fox4kc.com \| share:	5
(News Republic)		Baby with big head cannot be unseen source: va.newsrepublic.net \| share:	136
		Pit bull puppy saves family from fire, carries baby out of danger by diaper. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread source: kcra.com \| share:	135
		Pit bull puppy saves family from fire, carries baby out of danger by diaper. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread source: kcra.com \| share:	135
		'What's this snake doing slithering around my mom's nursing home room?' source: wreg.com \| share:	37

Tue June 12, 2018
		Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want source: foxnews.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		Listen up, corksuckers. The mother-farking corksucking Deadwood movie starts farking filming this farking fall. Got that, you c*nts? source: screenrant-com.cdn.ampproject.org \| share:	52
		"America's Got Talent" winner dies at 42. No, the one you don't remember. Okay, that doesn't narrow it down, does it? source: foxnews.com \| share:	22

Mon June 11, 2018
		Luke Skywalker has never met his mom source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	135
		Super Mother Goose, who runs a day care center, takes her adopted gaggle of 51 goslings for their first swim across Canadian lake source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	60

Fri June 08, 2018
		Remember Affluenza mom who helped her son skip to Mexico? Yeah, she's a meth head source: apnews.com \| share:	96

Thu June 07, 2018
		Sea lion gives birth along bike path, says it was just looking for a bukkit source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	15
		Trooper's chance encounter with driver he pulled over leads to stunning realization -- he was the cop who delivered him 27 years ago source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	34

Wed June 06, 2018
		"It's sad to say that that's someone's either daughter, mother or whatever," He said during televised interview, hours before the cops identified her as his mother and charged him with her homicide source: wnep.com \| share:	48
		Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients source: msn.com \| share:	18

Tue June 05, 2018
		Mother of male cheerleader doesn't want her son touching female cheerleaders, well, two female cheerleaders in particular source: ldnews.com \| share:	33

Mon June 04, 2018
		Rearranging cemetery gravesites never goes as smoothly as rearranging living room furniture source: fox10tv.com \| share:	39
		Best childhood friends find out five decades later that they are actually sisters after DNA tests source: metro.co.uk \| share:	45
		"High on synthetic marijuana", "driving under the influence", and wait... there's a twist source: wjactv.com \| share:	47
		We have to move my ageing parents from a large house to assisted living in a different state. Any advice on how to unload 4500 sf of furniture and get a little money for it? Estate sale? Do realtors deal with that kind of thing? source: fark.com \| share:	42
		We have to move my ageing parents from a large house to assisted living in a different state. Any advice on how to unload 4500 sf of furniture and get a little money for it? Estate sale? Do realtors deal with that kind of thing? source: fark.com \| share:	42

Fri June 01, 2018
		Want more on Roseanne? Who doesn't, right? Here you go: her son says she's good people source: people.com \| share:	74
		Chris Pratt wants everyone to cut Star Lord some slack for his huge blunder in Avengers: Infinity War (SPOILERS) source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	135

Thu May 31, 2018
		Woman says it was 'great' to lose her virginity to man 41 years older than her ... and by 'great' she means she had no one to compare him to source: metro.co.uk \| share:	48
		Woman says it was 'great' to lose her virginity to man 41 years older than her ... and by 'great' she means she had no one to compare him to source: metro.co.uk \| share:	48
		An Alabama doctor-turned-legislator attempted to strike down a law named for a mother who died after giving birth while in his care. Now, her 19-year-old daughter is running his opponent's campaign source: al.com \| share:	120
		Samantha Bee calls Ivanka a "feckless ct." So I guess Bee is, um, feckful? Fecked? Feckish or fecky? And what's a ct? Chat? Coat? Cart? Clot? Coot? Cent? source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	111
		Samantha Bee calls Ivanka a "feckless ct." So I guess Bee is, um, feckful? Fecked? Feckish or fecky? And what's a ct? Chat? Coat? Cart? Clot? Coot? Cent? source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	111
		Nickelback star selling home for $4.88 million and 95 cents source: ultimateclassicrock.com \| share:	20
		"Donald Trump Jr. is the farthest thing from a racist or anti-Semite." Signed, Boris Epshteyn's mother source: mediamatters.org \| share:	42

Wed May 30, 2018
		Probably a bad omen for an 8-year-old guest grabbed and mauled by a kangaroo in your safari attraction when your logo's lifted from "Jurassic Park" source: wsfa.com \| share:	48
		(Ding) You are now free to be racially profiled around the country source: foxnews.com \| share:	43
		Wildwood, NJ mayor doubles down in defending the officer who repeatedly punched a 20-year-old mother in the head. "Women are hard to control" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	245

Tue May 29, 2018
		Mother Nature's war against Knoxville, TN continues after a snake knocks out power to over 4000 residents. Rare animals knocking out power/Knoxville, TN trifecta in play source: wate.com \| share:	15

Mon May 28, 2018
		I hate my parents' favoring my younger sister. She and her baby hang out with them all week, and gets them and Grandma to feed the kid. When I visit with my child, they don't take care of us. I told Mom and Dad they should stop indulging sis source: the-japan-news.com \| share:	15

Sun May 27, 2018
		Because you need to see what hot, sweaty men climbing a lard-smothered 21-foot obelisk at the United States Naval Academy actually looks like source: vice.com \| share:	48
		Ugly-ass giant terrorizes Wisconsin source: jsonline.com \| share:	34
		First baby born in twelve years on isolated Brazilian island where childbirth is prohibited due to the remoteness. Fark: It's all cool though, since the mother had no idea she was pregnant until the kid started coming out in the toilet source: independent.co.uk \| share:	38

Sat May 26, 2018
		You ever have one of your parents or in-laws demand the grandkids call them by a specific name? What would you do if your mother-in-law insisted she was called "Nama?" source: slate.com \| share:	46
		Woman at checkout line cannot afford all of her groceries. A woman behind her offers to pay. Then it gets 'Murica source: katu.com \| share:	423

Fri May 25, 2018
		He beat cancer and rescued his neighbors from their burning home. His facial expression now just says "let me enjoy my damn prize, already" source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	15

Thu May 24, 2018
		If it's on the internet, it must be true source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	37
		30-year-old who was evicted by parents says he's not a millennial because he hates avocado toast source: time.com \| share:	289
		Police arrest woman on suspicion that she had let her 5-year-old ingest cocaine, saying the boy was "acting erratically." Woman released and charges dropped after it turns out that the kid was just "acting like a 5-year-old boy" source: mlive.com \| share:	65
		North Korea calls Mother's boy stupid source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	43

Wed May 23, 2018
(Some Guy)		This story, and its stance on processed meat, is not for everyone. If you've ever referred to yourself as a "foodie," you might not want to click source: 5280.com \| share:	6

Tue May 22, 2018
		Well soldier, we've got some good news: The baby your wife said died in childbirth is actually alive. Bad news: She gave him to couple halfway across the country. Oh and More Bad news: he's not your son source: sfgate.com \| share:	56
		So, new parents are encouraging friends and families to make appointments to see their newborns. What a conceited, terrible idea. OR IS IT? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	22
		"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law has a lifelike infant doll she uses as therapy when she misses her grown kids. She'll dress it and keep it in a bassinet. She has given the doll to our daughter and expects her to care for it. We hate it. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	32
		One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming source: nypost.com \| share:	183
		One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming source: nypost.com \| share:	183

Mon May 21, 2018
		Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point source: mlive.com \| share:	18

Sun May 20, 2018
		John Kelly's ancestors would have been ostracized too source: nytimes.com \| share:	69

Fri May 18, 2018
		"They just rushed around to grab it and hide it before other diners saw," presumably lest they wanted one, too source: blogto.com \| share:	37
		A famous Belgian clown known for performing in children's hospitals live-streamed a rooftop armed standoff with police after allegedly murdering his ex-girlfriend. Pennywise nods head in approval source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	41

Thu May 17, 2018
		Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call source: si.com \| share:	16
		Ugly-ass baby dik-dik named Krackle born to Snaps and Dasher source: kansascity.com \| share:	28
		Ugly-ass baby dik-dik named Krackle born to Snaps and Dasher source: kansascity.com \| share:	28
		I have had it with this motherfarking snake on this motherfarking ceiling fan source: foxnews.com \| share:	14

Wed May 16, 2018
		Trolls? Well, they're gonna troll. And if they're gonna troll, then what better place than the Cheesecake Factory? Amirite? source: miami.cbslocal.com \| share:	99
		Ugly-ass baby chameleon wields tiny spear to defend his lady's honor (pic) source: shropshirestar.com \| share:	21
		It seems the Royal Family has finally branched when it comes to marrying crazy: Meet the Markle family source: 9news.com.au \| share:	40
		Bad day: getting an eviction notice. Fark: from your parents. Ultra fark: you're 30 years old source: syracuse.com \| share:	150
		"Dear Prudence: My daughter has started calling my stepmother 'grandma;' this has made my birth mother jealous. She lives across the country and we see her twice a year. She told my daughter to stop calling the other women grandma. What do I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	31

Tue May 15, 2018
		Puppies reach peak cuteness at eight-weeks of age. Here comes the cute science source: today.com \| share:	26
		Convicted drug mule has 2 more bundles drop out of her source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	12
		"Dear Prudence: One of my old college friends--who is now 50--has long been an uncle to my two kids. Our daughter is 19 and attending college near him; he has spent time with her and confessed he's falling in love with her. What do we have to do?" source: slate.com \| share:	34
		Chargers head coach fulfills promise to his mother, graduates on Mother's Day weekend source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	4

Mon May 14, 2018
		Infamous Twitter troll Tomi Lahren: "You can't come into this country not knowing English." Genealogist Jennifer Mendelsohn: "That's funny, your great-great-great-grandmother lived in the U.S. for 41 years and she still spoke German" source: dailydot.com \| share:	138
		Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it source: wfla.com \| share:	18
		What bizarre lies did your mother tell you? source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	26
		What bizarre lies did your mother tell you? source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	26
		"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	77
		"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	77
		Meth heads make really bad decisions like leaving 1-year-old baby with stoned boyfriend to wander in forest, boyfriend goes out searching for mom, abandoning baby naked on trail. Bonus: Happy ending source: oregonlive.com \| share:	49
(Hamburger Mary's Orlando)		On Mother's Day, take your mom out to Hamburger Mary's for brunch and that special drag show she's sure to enjoy source: hamburgermarys.com \| share:	8
		Sarah Sanders finally tells the truth source: foxnews.com \| share:	102

Sun May 13, 2018
		Trump praises his mom in Mothers Day message, makes no mention of Melania source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	47
		Tag is about to explode as the woman who invented Mother's Day actually came to hate it source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		Tag is about to explode as the woman who invented Mother's Day actually came to hate it source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		After you spend all day with your mother, it's time for some hockey. Can the Capitals take a 2-0 series lead home with them? Or will the Lightning strike back and even the series? The puck drops at 8pm ET on NBCSN source: nhl.com \| share:	509
		This Mother's Day, why not try something the whole family can do together, like suicide bombing source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	46
		CSB Sunday Morning: Celebrating Mother's Day with Dad source: elitedaily.com \| share:	46
		Happy Mother's Day to all the mother FARKers out there. What are you all doing on this special day? source: fark.com \| share:	22

Sat May 12, 2018
		So what, exactly, IS "mom hair"? source: racked.com \| share:	225
		This Mother's Day, get your mom what she really wants: Paid parental leave for all future parents source: vox.com \| share:	55
		13-year-old orders a horse on the internet, has it delivered to her grandmother's back yard. And you thought your kid's in-app purchases were bad source: bbc.com \| share:	50

Fri May 11, 2018
		An Australian who has rare antibodies that fight Rhesus D hemolytic disease, who has donated blood 1173 times 60 years, has been medically forced into retirement at 81. Doctors estimate his donations have saved 2.4 MILLION babies. Good on ya, mate source: newsweek.com \| share:	43
		Firefighters rescue 3-year-old from inside a claw machine at laundromat. It took 46 attempts and $92 source: nbcchicago.com \| share:	47
		"Dear Prudence: One of my oldest friends is getting married. My mother wants to crash the wedding and silently observe. She has always mocked him for his weight, equating thinness with success. She'll cause a scene. How can I thwart her attempts?" source: slate.com \| share:	40
		Suburban Atlanta police officer suspended after police dash cam recorded him swearing at 65-year-old grandmother during a traffic stop source: ajc.com \| share:	169

Thu May 10, 2018
		Body of burglar lays in open casket under gazebo outside mother's house for three days. It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	61
		McDonald's employees share the 14 strangest orders they've ever gotten, including a McChicken sandwich smothered in strawberry jam. What have you ordered at a fast food place? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	39
		Trump is the "worst person in government." Mike Pence: "Hold my non-alcoholic beer, Mother" source: twincities.com \| share:	97

Wed May 09, 2018
		Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains source: dallasnews.com \| share:	13
		Student presents thesis In her underwear after professor questions her choice of clothing. She encourages audience to strip as well. Pays Cornell $60K tuition next fall in singles source: nydailynews.com \| share:	311
		The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard is going to be a thing, mother****** source: aintitcool.com \| share:	38
		18-month-old in crib narrowly misses being shot by a drunk guy a half mile away playing with his new gun. Super crib stops the bullet, saves the day source: fox6now.com \| share:	118
		Light Sabers, a part of living source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	39
(valley morning star)		Wells Fargo: So, you're in a victim protection program? Don't worry, we only sold your information to a few vendors. It should be okay source: valleymorningstar.com \| share:	20

Tue May 08, 2018
		Police say baby 'smelled like beer' when mom was pulled over for driving drunk. Yes, the next generation of Farkers is coming along nicely source: aol.com \| share:	33
(Heathermania)		Heather Taylor shares her favorite things. If you were making up an artfully pretentious list of your favorite things (even if your name is not Heather), what would you put on the list? source: marthastewart.com \| share:	17

Mon May 07, 2018
		Do you bite your nails? Have other secret habits others might criticize? source: sacbee.com \| share:	28
		Twin baby boys doing well after receiving bone marrow donation from their 4-year-old brother. 'I saved them because I'm a superhero' source: pennlive.com \| share:	64

Sun May 06, 2018
		Lizzie Borden took an ax, and gave her mother forty whacks. Now you can sleep in that same room, for $275 not including tax source: wtop.com \| share:	53
		Mother signs papers to take son off life support. Kid comes out of his coma. Talk about awkward conversations source: foxnews.com \| share:	190
		Climb it control source: twitter.com \| share:	27

Sat May 05, 2018
		Teen complains after mother cuts her monthly allowance from $5,000 to $1,000. Life is tough in Beverly Hills source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	100

Fri May 04, 2018
		San Francisco mayoral candidate Jane Kim publicly smacks down the SF Chronicle's suspiciously leading questions source: medium.com \| share:	77
		Imagine if Hillary were accused of assaulting 17 women and a talking rabbit with a pocket watch ran past and said, "Time's up motherfarkers" source: mcsweeneys.net \| share:	85
		"Shut the f-k up, you f-king loudmouthed monkey motherf-ker." Just another day on the LIRR source: nypost.com \| share:	191
		Underwear clad guy brings bottle of vegetable oil to taser fight source: omaha.com \| share:	16

Thu May 03, 2018
		"What are you in for?" "Robbing an art museum. They call me the Picasso Prowler. You?" "I robbed a jewelry store. I'm the Diamond Desperado. You?" "I knocked over a Girl Scout Cookie stand." Beat "I'm the Thin Mint Thug" source: kiro7.com \| share:	29

Wed May 02, 2018
		Cheerleader's dad is deployed and can't see her off to a national competition, so he shows up via video, with his whole unit doing a cheer routine source: whotv.com \| share:	28

Mon April 30, 2018
		David Beckham shows off his solar system tattoo. On his head source: standard.co.uk \| share:	15
		Four years at one of the world's top engineering schools = finally, some decent bras source: wnyt.com \| share:	24

Sat April 28, 2018
		The mothership has been grounded source: billboard.com \| share:	40

Fri April 27, 2018
		Tom Arnold sequesters himself in a Torrance Starbucks restroom to pen wacky incest songs as British woman announces that she is her own Grandma source: alt1023fm.iheart.com \| share:	41
		You can learn a lot by watching clips on Youtube, including how to deliver your own baby. Just ask this new mother source: foxnews.com \| share:	20

Thu April 26, 2018
		Kid catches foul ball with a glove full of popcorn. Since this was at Yankee Stadium, he probably spilled around $150 worth of popcorn source: deadspin.com \| share:	10
		If you tattoo the name of your ex's mother on your butt, or 'Ram Me' above your crotch, future paramours may take umbrage source: nypost.com \| share:	197
		"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?" source: slate.com \| share:	57
		"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?" source: slate.com \| share:	57

Wed April 25, 2018
		Surely the airlines have learned by now not to treat people badly, lest it go viral. Delta: Hold my beer while I tie this woman to her wheelchair with a dirty blanket and tell her to shut the fark up source: thehill.com \| share:	94

Tue April 24, 2018
		The View agrees that Donald Trump, Jr will will have a very easy time finding someone new because he's handsome source: rawstory.com \| share:	81
		What the world needs right now is a YouTube documentary on Lou Pearlman source: variety.com \| share:	23
		Dobbe arrested for running over woman. Bad house-elf source: whotv.com \| share:	28

Mon April 23, 2018
		Michigan mother charged with child abuse after leaving her two daughters in a suitcase on a curb. Psychologists agree that the woman obviously has a lot of baggage source: freep.com \| share:	34

Sat April 21, 2018
		12-year-old has fight with parents, gets revenge by stealing mom's credit card and heading off to Bali for four days of R&R source: 9news.com.au \| share:	76

Fri April 20, 2018
		Check out my foxy badger which is not a euphemism source: metro.co.uk \| share:	36

Thu April 19, 2018
		Nebraska legislature passes law eliminating license requirements for practitioners of animal massage. Story to the left; to the right, warnings that Omaha is now in danger of going full libertarian Mogadishu by Mother's Day source: nebraska.tv \| share:	46
		Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued source: ksat.com \| share:	54
		Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued source: ksat.com \| share:	54
		Dear Troubleshooter: My mom has a hot boyfriend at work and she won't stop hitting me up for advice because she can't talk to her coworkers. When I tell her to cool it, she says this is how adult relationships work. I'm at a loss. Sincerely, Ms U source: the-japan-news.com \| share:	10
		Dear Troubleshooter: My mom has a hot boyfriend at work and she won't stop hitting me up for advice because she can't talk to her coworkers. When I tell her to cool it, she says this is how adult relationships work. I'm at a loss. Sincerely, Ms U source: the-japan-news.com \| share:	10

Wed April 18, 2018
		Woman claims Southwest Airlines lost her mother's prosthetic foot; airline is probably telling her they have bigger fish to fry right now source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	47
		Your favorite Gene Hackman movie? Hoosiers. Bite The Bullet. The French Connection. Crimson Tide. Unforgiven. Runaway Jury. The Royal Tenenbaums. Absolute Power. The Quick And The Dead. No Way Out. Young Frankenstein.Wish he hadn't retired source: imdb.com \| share:	42

Tue April 17, 2018
		Space heater catches fire at elderly man's home in SE Houston. "Bite my shiny metal ass' found written on a wall of the house source: chron.com \| share:	14

Mon April 16, 2018
		A nationwide search started Monday for a 56-year-old mother and grandmother, not because she is lost but because she accused of murder in two states source: upi.com \| share:	38
		Grandmother shot in the face by stray bullet, lives to tell the tale to her grandchildren, who will pretend to be interested after hearing it ten times source: nydailynews.com \| share:	13

Sun April 15, 2018
		Eminem brought his mother's pasta to Coachella. Apparently this means something source: nme.com \| share:	23
		You find explicit messages on your daughter's Instagram, but the cops won't help. Do you A) Block him, B) Close the account, or C) Set up a Chris Hanson-style sting using your daughter as bait then zip tie and beat the guy while recording it on your phone? source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	208

Sat April 14, 2018
		Ugly ass polar bear cub makes debut at German zoo. With ugly ass pictures source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	12

Fri April 13, 2018
		If you're an escaped con who has been on the lam for decades and your mother dies, maybe it isn't the brightest idea to include your alias and location in her obituary source: newson6.com \| share:	31

Thu April 12, 2018
		Man accused of stealing running car from outside grocery, impersonating Grumpy Cat source: helenair.com \| share:	36
		20-year Texas pediatrician suspended for yelling "Satan" at patients, announcing he is late because of sex with his fiancee, rolling around the hallway with a dog, smacking a coworker's butt, kissing a coworker, and stating he is now single. Ta-da source: dfw.cbslocal.com \| share:	90

Wed April 11, 2018
		Let your 4-year-old eat a PB&J in a shopping cart? Be prepared to be branded a monster by the mommy brigade source: sfgate.com \| share:	162
		"He wakes up in the morning, shts all over Twitter, shts all over us, shts all over his staff, then hits golf balls. Fck him...If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker." Please proceed, Congressman source: dailykos.com \| share:	306
		Matthew Stafford makes off-season completion source: freep.com \| share:	9
		Fertility doctor apparently is good at his job source: msn.com \| share:	25

Tue April 10, 2018
		How many times did characters make the "SHH" gesture during A Quiet Place? Let's find out [Warning: Spoilers] source: slate.com \| share:	10
		Perhaps David Hogg not getting into college was a good thing as he plans to take gap year to work on midterm elections source: thehill.com \| share:	311

Mon April 09, 2018
		Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids source: bradenton.com \| share:	381
(Some Guy)		Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance source: morepotatoes.com \| share:	7
(Some Guy)		Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance source: morepotatoes.com \| share:	7

Sun April 08, 2018
		Excuse me, are there any non-assholes working in the airline industry? Hello? No, seriously, isn't there at least one person with a touch of common sense and compassion? Hello? source: news.com.au \| share:	115
		If on October 14th, 1982 you wrote a letter, rolled it up, dropped it into an empty Diet Sunkist bottle, and tossed it into the Coosa River, this article may be of interest to you source: al.com \| share:	22
		If on October 14th, 1982 you wrote a letter, rolled it up, dropped it into an empty Diet Sunkist bottle, and tossed it into the Coosa River, this article may be of interest to you source: al.com \| share:	22

Sat April 07, 2018
		Mother of the year candidate arrested after her child ate the best macaroni and cheese ever source: azfamily.com \| share:	138
		Oklahoma girl is excited to find Blake Shelton's autograph. Her mom isn't as excited, as it means her kid's textbook is over thirty years old source: amp.cnn.com \| share:	171
		Daaawlishus source: ksdk.com \| share:	15
		"DNA testing revealed 11 children in the camp were the product of a sexual relationship by their mothers with either a brother, father or other close male relative" source: news.com.au \| share:	163

Thu April 05, 2018
		Indiana Man arrested in Florida after going to the shell festival to take photos of the bearded clams source: fox4now.com \| share:	48
		"What are you in for?" "Murder. What about you?" "Grand theft auto. How about you?" "I robbed a Girl Scout" source: komonews.com \| share:	59
		I think this might explain Japan's low birth rate source: metro.co.uk \| share:	70

Wed April 04, 2018
		Sad: 11-year-old girl's mother died two years ago. Sadder: Her dad didn't know what to do with her hair so he hacked it off. Cool: Now her bus driver styles her hair for her almost every day source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	68
		Jay-Z cried when his Mom told him she's gay, NTTAWWT source: bbc.com \| share:	29

Mon April 02, 2018
		Sometimes, the name says it all source: mlive.com \| share:	32
		Everything is possible in the magical world of Disney. Even the arrest of your local Congressman's wife for "disorderly intoxication" (with mugshot) source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	120
		Video shows 120-pound mother-of-four devour eight large cheeseburgers in under two minutes - "the equivalent of slightly more than 17 Big Macs" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	117
		"Affluenza" teen who killed four is to be released from prison today. Says he is looking forward to getting on with his life, perhaps get a Cabinet position source: yahoo.com \| share:	111

Sun April 01, 2018
		Just remember, Disney is the happiest place on earth. Unless you're 24 weeks pregnant and get thrown off their cruise ship, and raise your voice. Then, you meet Disney security, who apparently are armed with M4's for some reason source: wistv.com \| share:	223

Fri March 30, 2018
		"Dear Prudence: My boss is childish; she has mocked my hearing loss, my financial situation, and said my priorities aren't in order because I bought a new car and didn't pick up ice cream for work at the last minute. HR knows but won't act. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	30
		"Dear Prudence: My boss is childish; she has mocked my hearing loss, my financial situation, and said my priorities aren't in order because I bought a new car and didn't pick up ice cream for work at the last minute. HR knows but won't act. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	30

Thu March 29, 2018
(Some Guy)		The Eruption of the Eldgja Volcano in Iceland may have played a key role in convincing a lot of Viking motherfarkers they needed some Jesus source: zmescience.com \| share:	11
		Mom calls cops after son tries to pay for pot with fake $100 bill, then hands over his brother's Xbox to dealer to make up the debt source: fox6now.com \| share:	71
		Mother catches daughter getting drunk and punishes her by getting her more drunk. Kentucky parenting at its finest source: alt1023fm.iheart.com \| share:	51
		Someone was already riding shotgun, so this cheetah decided to sit in the backseat during an African safari source: cwlasvegas.com \| share:	86

Wed March 28, 2018
		Todays news from Canada: Mom breastfeeds baby in locker room during hockey intermission source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	14
		Todays news from Canada: Mom breastfeeds baby in locker room during hockey intermission source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	14
		At what age should children stop bathing with their parents? source: alt1023fm.iheart.com \| share:	41
		At what age should children stop bathing with their parents? source: alt1023fm.iheart.com \| share:	41
		I think you flooded the engine source: jalopnik.com \| share:	45
		The officer photographed the girl's left arm and saw a red mark "consistent with something hot, like a burrito, striking her" source: k2radio.com \| share:	76

Tue March 27, 2018
		Isn't such a waste that people still throw out perfectly good human placentas into dumpsters? That's a meal for at least six people with just a few onions, carrots, potatoes source: firstcoastnews.com \| share:	51
		If you're going to give your kid money for a tattoo, first of all, you've probably made some bad life choices; second of all, make sure he doesn't buy an AR-15 so he could shoot up a school source: rawstory.com \| share:	142

Mon March 26, 2018
		AMD states that security flaw disclosed 24 hours after discovery which requires local admin access to exploit and also affects Intel motherboards using ASMedia chips will be fixed soon. No word on when Intel plans to fix their versions of the flaw source: arstechnica.com \| share:	23
		Charles Bronson covered himself in butter to rumble with prison guards. How dairy source: metro.co.uk \| share:	70
		Showrunners for "The Americans" say they kept the ending they had planned from the beginning of the show. Apparently no one in Hollywood has learned from "How I Met Your Mother" source: avclub.com \| share:	49

Sun March 25, 2018
		Recently discovered journal uncovers yet another brave female pilot who, despite also being deaf and blind, also managed to be killed by the Nazis, becoming the bravest woman ever, and going on to become Shirley Temple, or possibly Eleanor Roosevelt source: nypost.com \| share:	44
		I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my mother, not screaming in terror like her passengers source: seattlepi.com \| share:	60

Sat March 24, 2018
		Eager to prove to your kids that God is real? There are better ways to do that than sending them to meet him source: ajc.com \| share:	127

Fri March 23, 2018
		California faced down wildfires, mudslides, and drought. What else can Mother Nature throw at it? Mother Nature says "How about an Atmospheric River?" source: msn.com \| share:	14
		Lorna Luft undergoes successful surgery for removal of a brain tumor. Mother unavailable for comment source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	14

Thu March 22, 2018
		Video of smoking baby results in mother's arrest. No word if she at least give him a dry rub first source: tampabay.com \| share:	55

Wed March 21, 2018
		Oklahoma woman who married her mother pleads guilty to incest, awful Supergirl cosplay source: kfor.com \| share:	111
		Mother-to-be furious that Toys R Us won't release loyalty earnings early. Threatens to never shop there again source: businessinsider.com \| share:	39
		"How white lies can benefit Alzheimer's patients." Hope Hicks feeling vindicated source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	16

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