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Mon February 06, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday, time for another ad on CNBC posing as an article. This one is from a 35 year old mother who claims to make $240,000 a month working four hours a day
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gen Z guy does some good
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I wonder if there's a way to crap on a hero's legacy and honor a man with no honor? Republicans reply with, "challenge accepted"
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Sat February 04, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nope, not a cult at all
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bruno the cat was returned to his shelter for being too affectionate, demanding lap time and cuddles. "People were coming to our door to meet Bruno, and we got almost all the cats in the shelter adopted in the meantime." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Melinda Dillon is off to her final close encounter
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA dog no longer world's oldest, has record yanked from his little paws by 30 year old. Guinness records apparently being handed out randomly, unlike promotional bar towels
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
Hero
 
In case you're wondering who has been hoarding all the U.S. stamps, we think we found your culprit
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
A petition has been started to have Momma Kelce do the coin toss at the Superb Owl
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's no moon, but it could still be made of cheese, Gromit
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
Hero
 
New York's Third Congressional District is seeing a surge in crime, according to one of the founding members of the Avengers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, I mean Abby, I am totally not making this up, no sir
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Tue January 31, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Three rappers go missing after a performance at a club is canceled. If you know how this ends the Detroit police would like to hear from you immediately
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
A mother will help you move, a grandmother will help you move a body
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Father, I am disappointed at your drunkenness. And I will keep hammering on you about this
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Amazon)
 
Hero
 
Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love
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Thu January 26, 2023
(YourTango)
 
Weeners
 
That's a penis
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
BASHIR: But the point is that if you lie all the time, no one will believe you, even if you're telling the truth. GARAK: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor? BASHIR: What else would it be? GARAK: That you should never tell the same lie twice
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
What is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Man memorizes over 3,000 birthdays, greeting people by their special day rather than their name, and since he works at a retirement home it's a trick that gets easier all the time
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irishman explains his hiatchhiking to Australia in aid of suicide prevention charities, says he understands there's a lot of mountains to climb in order to get to the landlocked country
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CBC)
 
 
 
Services offered by Canada Post: mail delivery, promotional fliers, making doubly sure that your mother is good and cremated
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak... or else, motherfarker
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is "courting" controversial pastors. NTTAWWT, but don't tell Mother
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(Some Hound)
 
 
 
Now Fred is just showing off
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Iranian women filmmakers premiering new work at the Sundance Film Festival can't go home, this is the price for telling the truth
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Sat January 21, 2023
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary scolded by mom for looking like bored little boy
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Fri January 20, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
God may have told this man to kill U.S. Rep. Jake LaTurner, but a U.S. District Judge told him to go to prison instead. Let's see who's word gets followed
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scotland's oldest person celebrates her 110th birthday by doing what no other Scot has ever done
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Stuff like this is why you should have health insurance
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lindell smothered under the pillow of finding out
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dennis the Menace artist dies. Not him, the other one
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Has George Santos EVER told the truth?
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(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
An early and strong contender for 2023 Mom of the Year
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Tue January 17, 2023
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Western Chimpanzee born at Chester Zoo in Cheshire, England
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The keys to Graceland, and the remains of the televisions Robert Goulet was on, have fallen to Riley Keough and her young sisters
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Mon January 16, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Now the world knows why Prince Harry is the way he is, he was given one less sausage at breakfast (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 15, 2023
(WBBJ TV West Tennessee)
 
 
 
Things you may find in a Tennessee high school: old math books, pencils, questionable cafeteria food, a hit list
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Sat January 14, 2023
(YourTango)
 
 
 
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Yippiekayay, motherfarker
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently you can catch fingernail cancer from hair salons now. Still no cure for split ends
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're an unlicensed hair stylist cutting someone's hair, please don't put a can of hair spray on a curling iron heater. Actually, that goes for everyone
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wait, you're telling me this 33 year old viral food eating Tik Tok star just suddenly keeled over?
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts perplexed that's she not really Julia Roberts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts perplexed that's she not really Julia Roberts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this mother-child interaction
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
"I'll take things that will never happen under any circumstances for $100 please, Alex" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The News International)
 
 
 
"I'll take things that will never happen under any circumstances for $100 please, Alex" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Cottage cheese is making a comeback. Other dwelling cheeses like studio apartment cheese, tent cheese and mobile home cheese feel left out
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Wed January 11, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis in Chatsworth: The sinkhole is growing. Leaving your homes could result in catastrophic damage, to you and to the very fabric of the universe. Okay, bye
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Mother giving birth in middle flooded riverbed rescued by firefighters, leaving many unanswered questions and a little poo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some would say this was a Whale of a mistake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Have you seen all those stories about how nobody's buying Prince Harry's new book? Yeah, about that
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother reminds child to do chores using chat feature on Roblox. Meanwhile, Subby's mom reminds them to do chores via her OnlyFans page
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You catch a former employee stealing money from your business. Do you A) Assault them, B) Cut their hair, C) Kidnap them and demand a ransom from their mother, or D) All of the above?
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man, (possibly Klingon) arrested for failing to report death of his mother. Might have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for the machine that goes *BING*
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Chron)
 
 
 
Like mother like son
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I hate my initials"
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: It's no big deal to have $20,000 in credit card debt and continue adding more debt on top of it as long as you're enjoying your life, right?
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(East Hampton Star)
 
 
 
Today in hard-hitting East Hampton Star police blotter news: Man called the cops to report a plastic bag he found in his yard
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
Hero
 
Armed elderly bingo hall patrons get gunman's number, halt shooting and hold him at gunpoint
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Black Enterprise)
 
 
 
Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 6-year-old shot in school shooting. The new American-ness: 6-year-old is the school shooter
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Thu January 05, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's a little Ted Cruz in Eric Adams and yes I am not doing phrasing anymore
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Wed January 04, 2023
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson
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(Evie)
 
 
 
Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Some airline passengers just can't wait for their luggage to come around on the carousel, youngster probably also tells mom to load and unload in the Red Zone
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Publishers Weekly)
 
 
 
Epidemiologist claims "you are what your grandparents ate." Well, rats
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This article about no other kids showing up at a child's birthday party has a good ending but the second stock photo doesn't seem to fit the narrative
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Sun January 01, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
These words made popular in 2022 must die in 2023, irregardless of your feelings
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(CBC)
 
 
 
These whales have been humping
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"I think I ruined my daughter's life because of her name"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I am Ms Nope of the House Nope. The First of Her Name and Mother of Nopes
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Fri December 30, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
In Pittsburgh, potholes eat entire cars. Not just busses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes Mother Nature is heartless: Man loses heart transplant chance after flight is canceled amid extreme winter storm
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Thu December 29, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 40th birthday, Alison Brie. Wait, that can't be right
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
No lie, here's the complete list of NY Rep.-elect George Santos' lies, deceptions and fabrications. That we know of. So far
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(Today)
 
 
 
If you're Southwest Airlines, is the best way to notify paying customers their flight has been cancelled A) Call the cops and threaten to arrest them for trespassing or ....nevermind - it's Southwest, no surprise here
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Utah residents discover rabbits fark like rabbits
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News OUTRAGED that NPR coddled Kamala Harris during interview instead of asking tough questions like their own pundits do. "Democrats absolutely own National Public Radio. They are dominant, and NPR is submissive." Every confession an admission
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(National Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Tick Tock, motherfarkers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My mom hated me so much that I didn't get an inheritance when she died. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Social Media continues to vent on Candace Cameron Bure as The Great Nova Scotia DJ Mall Riot of '92 trends, witness Trailer Park Boys dry their children's tears while The Future Mrs Russian Pocket Rocket flees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Social Media continues to vent on Candace Cameron Bure as The Great Nova Scotia DJ Mall Riot of '92 trends, witness Trailer Park Boys dry their children's tears while The Future Mrs Russian Pocket Rocket flees
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Adam Fox of Michigan was sentenced yesterday to 16 years in prison for plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. Barry Croft Jr., today: 'Hold my insurrection.'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So it looks like conflict is erupting between the Russian army and Putin's personal mercenary army, the Wagner Group: "To the Chief of the General Staff: you are a farking motherfarker"
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Subby has read this article a few times and still doesn't know what the trend is. Something involving pretending celebrities died, Twitter, TikTok and Lois Griffin. It's a smorgasbord of stupidity
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling on the power of FARK. Please help find a person missing for 3 weeks. Last known location Olympia, WA and headed to Indiana. Pix in thread
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man accused of taking CPR classes at Cutlery World
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(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
Last Christmas, he makes a last plea: Join the stem cell registry, it's too late for me. Next year when someone is ill, they'll get cells from someone special
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Sat December 24, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ok, you Grinches. Here's one that'll make you smile
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(NPR)
 
 
 
According to CNN, you spent last year cycling, foraging, and roller skating, all while searching for your own reflection in artwork and thanking your mom for passing down a love of horror
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Let's see, we have bomb cyclones, massive blizzards and freezing temps across most the country... what else could go wrong? Mother Nature: "How about we flood New York and New Jersey?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Everything Everywhere All at Once" is part of a timely, new genre of film: the millennial parental apology fantasy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Everything Everywhere All at Once" is part of a timely, new genre of film: the millennial parental apology fantasy
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Fri December 23, 2022
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Rural kids celebrate Christmas winning gifts & visit from freakish mascot of defunct toystore chain
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Oprah pulls a Lucille Bluth
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Oprah pulls a Lucille Bluth
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Methromancer's ability check fails
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Benny Hinn (who still refuses to report how much money his church makes): You can either give your heart to the church or your family. Not both
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I made my mum a brush out of a coat hanger and two balls of wool - and she never forgave me
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I made my mum a brush out of a coat hanger and two balls of wool - and she never forgave me
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thousands
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg: The highest I've ever been was during an Amsterdam smoke session with Willie Nelson, 89: 'This old motherf***er was outsmoking me'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wood you believe it? Man arrested for attempting to fight a tree
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Wed December 21, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Mom help someone is cyberbullying me
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Tue December 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
There once was a Florida Teen Who couldn't keep his bedroom clean. He grabbed a big pan, when his mom said he can, And then stabbed her right in the spleen
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Well then go to Hooters like the rest of us
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Leader of drinking and fighting club issues soothing press release as they go on trial for sedition: "1776 Motherf-ker"
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Mon December 19, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Amarie Stoudemire celebrates getting his masters degree by punching his daughter in the face
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Axeless Chainsaw Mass. Acre
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Thirty six people leid up after Hawaiian Airlines flight 35 from Phoenix experiences a little too much aloha spirit
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Schoolgirls report classmate's Instagram "hitlist" to school. Said student threatens to "take out" schoolgirls without dinner, movie. School calls his mom over disciplinary action. Mom informs them she's 'blowing up' the school. The Aristocrats
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Sat December 17, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I am so sick and tired of news articles of missing people who miraculously turn up safe and healthy without any explanation as to their disappearance. This happens weekly in my area
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Honestly what kind of humphead steals a baby camel from a sanctuary?
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Thu December 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Three of the motherfarkers who tried to kidnap Big Gretch receive between 144 and 624 Shark Weeks in prison
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Cats don't need us, they knead us
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In 2022 "Hollywood (finally) took on intergenerational trauma" says film critic who has never seen a single movie in the past 60 years
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
What's the last thing a mother should do if she gets caught shoplifting?
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says I'm turning into my mother but he's the real jerk" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You want training, soldier? Fine. We train you. This is gun. These are bullets. You put bellets in gun. You point gun at Ukrainians. You pull trigger. There. Now you are trained. Good Luck on front lines, make Mother Russia proud
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Darren Aronofsky on backlash to The Whale: Go be fat suit critics somewhere else
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Howard Stern slams Harry & Megan for being rich whiny biatches. "It's like the Kardashians except boring. You know what I mean?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: Recovering alcoholic opens non-alcoholic bottle shop in Minneapolis "to help others in their sobriety journey." Fark: They also sell cannabis and THC-infused drinks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angel sleeps with the fishes
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Smothers Brothers are returning to continue their argument of who mother liked best and whether Nixon was a demon or the devil himself
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi eats nails for breakfast. Former New York Mets center fielder Lenny Dykstra unavailable for comment
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Sun December 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
You know how it is: You're taking care of your rescue octopus, she lays 200 eggs, and suddenly octopi. Octopi everywhere
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Move over kittehs, there's a new biscuit maker in town
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gen Zers are moving back in with their parents at rates that that make Millennials look like a generation of financial success stories
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Sat December 10, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Alabama cops seeking guy, all because he swiped item in-store from woman's shopping cart...yeah, it WAS her baby
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(Metro)
 
 
 
🎵 Deck the potholes with boughs of holly 🎵
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(our midland.com)
 
 
 
"She was all tears. It was definitely her Coco, and she was thrilled to get her home and take care of her." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri December 09, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
In space, no one can hear you drop the motherfarking beat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She's not wrong
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother of four wraps presents with "cute wrapping paper" featuring snowmen and reindeer and then....oh my
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother of four wraps presents with "cute wrapping paper" featuring snowmen and reindeer and then....oh my
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient
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Wed December 07, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Onions everywhere. Or maybe it's dust
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Onions everywhere. Or maybe it's dust
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns" is LeBron James; the rest of Mother Love Bone's songs are the rest of the circa-2004 Cleveland Cavaliers
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Tue December 06, 2022
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
"For the fourth time in less than three years, Robert Attales discovered that the place he grew up has caught fire"
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Mon December 05, 2022
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Why did Florida Man stab his mom, sister, resulting in mother's death? "Because she never pushed me to be a man"
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son decided to protest a terrible school tradition. But, he did it completely wrong and it backfired. What do?"
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pele is playing in extra time, moved to hospice after chemotherapy stopped working
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Fri December 02, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
Video
 
Mom vs Trash Panda attacking her daughter, Round 1 - FIGHT
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some kid actually wanted to try the Metaverse
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some kid actually wanted to try the Metaverse
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Thu December 01, 2022
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Is it served with horseradish, au jus, and Yorkshire pudding, or is it smothered in ketchup?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How to spot a future incel: depression, paranoia, living in mother's basement, failure to bathe
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Wed November 30, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners, my mom wants me to treat waiters as slaves and I want to treat them as people. Who's right?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This "Bad Grandpa" sequel is LIT
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
German climate activists glue themselves to Dinosaur Exhibit. If they went to the La Brea Tar Pits they wouldn't have even needed the glue
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Inspiration for the unicorn myth, extinct in the wild, continues to grow as a population
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why is my baby crying? I used to Google for hours, then discovered the real answer." I've been Googling for hours instead of looking after my baby
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why is my baby crying? I used to Google for hours, then discovered the real answer." I've been Googling for hours instead of looking after my baby
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(Grid News)
 
 
 
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. Wait, make that, your mother is also your uncle?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says "freedom" like your mom spending $300 a day to have you deprogrammed by a tennis coach for having feminist ideas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 278 of WW3: Russian moms launch anti-war petition on Russia's Mother's Day, call on Moscow to bring home sons, brothers and husbands. So we know where the next untrained troops will be coming from. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bambi goes from cuddly to killer in new film
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon school board takes meetings online to get away from angry parents
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Fri November 25, 2022
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
5-year-old boy helps mom deliver baby brother when she suddenly goes into labor at home. Good thing kid had recent experience being born himself
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(WBOC Delmarva)
 
Hero
 
11-year-old brother braves apartment fire to rescue his toddler sister. "If I didn't save my sister I would've been mad at myself because I could've saved her easily"
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Thu November 24, 2022
(WSBTV)
 
Hero
 
Three McD's employees help deliver healthy baby in the bathroom, baby immediately starts crying when told the McFlurry machine was down for maintenance
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(People Magazine)
 
Hero
 
Indiana police officer and wife adopt an infant girl who was dropped off at a baby box when she was less than a day old
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Arizona grandmother who texted stranger over for Thanksgiving will celebrate her seventh holiday with him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seriously America, there is never a good reason to encourage kids to yell out the n-word. That means you, Floriduh teacher-lady
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
Handy guide for understanding political rants at the Thanksgiving table
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
In today's "there may be hope for Florida yet" news, mother of Parkland shooting victim ousts DeSantis appointee from school board
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Day 273 of WW3: Strike on Ukraine maternity hospital kills newborn. Baby's mother and a doctor pulled alive from rubble. Note to self: this is how you create martyrs and implacable resolve in an enemy. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The entire cast is now gone with the wind
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The entire cast is now gone with the wind
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
Might I suggest this as the reason you give for passing out before 1 p.m.?
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
Might I suggest this as the reason you give for passing out before 1 p.m.?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Feed me, Seymour - Levi Stubbs in his one and only public performance of 'Mean Green Mother From Outer Space' on March 30, 1987, at the 59th Academy Awards
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Two prison guards testify that prisoner is a great guy who participates in Bible study and therefore should get a light sentence in the murder of his mother during which he posed for selfies with her corpse
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(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
Colorado Club Shooter was a prior known quantity
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Sat November 19, 2022
(The Root)
 
 
 
Deputy Chief punishes two firefighters who failed to sweep a burning building where two children subsequently died and then lied about it. Promptly gets fired himself, because this timeline absolutely sucks
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now we'll finally get to see the notes signed by Epstein's mother
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
They don't need no water, let the motherfarker burn. Burn, ayatollah, burn
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(Today)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum on being a dad at 70: I was so preoccupied ... well, you know
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly's manager just pissed away his own freedom
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Richard Wagner's "The Ring of the Florida Man"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I've had it with these motherfarking snakes on my motherfarking sun
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Thu November 17, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Pornhub sued by mother whose kids were enticed to make "sexually explicit" videos by housemate, who then uploaded them onto website. So expect subscription rates to go up
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Third baby dolphin born this year at Florida Keys' Dolphin Research Center. What could be cuter than baby dolphins?
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Third baby dolphin born this year at Florida Keys' Dolphin Research Center. What could be cuter than baby dolphins?
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
Hero
 
Brendan Fraser to the Golden Globes 🖕
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Candidate for South Dakota House of Representatives arrested on rape charges. Buried in the story, he lost the election to his own mother
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'All I need is one skilled, ethical lawyer to help my father through his divorce.' Bless your heart
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why are all the villains in Black Panther movies so smokin' hot? Slate asks the question
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Mon November 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, at least one Trump is now actually a billionaire
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My kids are revolting. And they don't like Aunt Ruth. Do they have to talk to her at Thanksgiving?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My kids are revolting. And they don't like Aunt Ruth. Do they have to talk to her at Thanksgiving?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my wife recently got promoted with a big pay raise and now she's having an affair with her boss. Does one thing have to do with other or is this just a coincidence? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Student aces IQ test, beats Einstein
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That poor, poor mother
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(Gold Derby)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway has turned 40, so here are her top films so far. Does she still want to wear Prada?
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judy Woodruff is leaving the anchor chair of the PBS Newshour. Your one grandmother who doesn't watch Fox is very saddened by this
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A man pistol-whipped and shot a Playstation 4. There's a lot more to unpack here, but that's as succinct as subby can make it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I'm a Farker
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois Nazis. I still hate Illinois Nazis
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(WTAE)
 
Hero
 
Abandoned graves of black World War I veterans discovered. Let's remember them this Vetetans' Day
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Thu November 10, 2022
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Twice in one day, the world's riveted by SoCal Mobil stations when a carjacker grabs work truck keys off poor guy's kitchen table, fiery crash into gas pumps during Powerball trifecta of police chases
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Harvest and Hugs Day is weirdly important in Zepher Hights, so Pipp wants everything to be perfect for her mother's visit. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Panic on Harvest & Hugs Day, where perfect is NOT blowing the planet up. Much
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taliban amusement parks are now only half as amusing as they used to be. No word yet on the kissing booth
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Matschie's tree kangaroo born at Nebraska zoo
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 10 is 'lapidary' as in: "Rich patrons of a Gentleman's Club may suddenly find in their lapidary air"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed baby male gorilla born in Fort Worth zoo. Harambe sheds a tear in heaven
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Wed November 09, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
I dunno. Maybe name it Stormy? Seems like a great name for a young 'un
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 'octo-hug' isn't what you think it is - it's even better
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I've had it with these mother-farking muppets on this mother-farking set
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother's new girlfriend is trying to hijack my kid-free Thanksgiving dinner. Can I thwart her without being a villain?"
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Fri November 04, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mother takes two kids to LA Arboretum, causes panic and evacuation. Everybody picnic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty governor
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty governor
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong, sweetheart
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(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
101-year-old woman shares her secrets to longevity: Tequila and Guinness
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Thu November 03, 2022
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Women save owl tangled in fishing line near Butte. Near Butte? OWL RLY
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I tracked down the father I never knew online. I messaged him; he ignored it. I think even blocked me What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The litter box in schools story? Joe Rogan admits he made it up
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In January, Rhodes was promoted to sergeant" tells you everything you need to know about policing in America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
13 chicks at the same time, man
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mothers Against Greg Abbott is back with another great ad
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bibi, or not Bibi, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous politics, Or to take arms against a sea of Palestinians And by mass murder, end them
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
A family is alive because somebody accidentally took that left turn at Albuquerque
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Mon October 31, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
How a bombed ship full of mustard gas led to modern chemotherapy. Freakanomics not involved
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"My child won't stop eating remote controls and chewing on walls." That's not a child; that's the man from Mars Blondie and Fab Five Freddie warned us about
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Probably just a coincidence that the weekend Elon Musk takes over Twitter that the platform is seeing spikes in racial slurs, references to ivermectin, and COVID conspiracy theories
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Please help)
 
 
 
The wife of a good buddy of mine needs a kidney transplant. Please share this link far and wide, and do whatcha can. Note: I said KIDNEY transplant. Lord knows I wouldn't be asking Farkers for a functioning liver
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Fri October 28, 2022
(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Operation Hans Gruber nets 25 arrests and thousands of grams of cocaine. Yippee ki yay motherfarkers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Clinton machine has gotten another one, a key figure in Bill's impeachment is dead at 87
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The sofas are out for revenge
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farmer surprised when a calf moos after they take it away from its mom. Nobody said he was a very good farmer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass mandrill monkey born at Columbus Zoo
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass mandrill monkey born at Columbus Zoo
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sometimes messages from God appear in toast and other times they come in the form of your grandmother confessing to aiding and abetting a mass murder
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember the drunk woman at the airport who was too good looking to get arrested? Well, she's in more legal trouble. A lot more
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Wed October 26, 2022
(GPB News)
 
 
 
Attention parents: No one is giving out expensive fentanyl to your kids on Halloween. No one
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's the reason
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My adult daughter despises her infant half-brother. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fan walking from Spain to Qatar World Cup feared obviously missing
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
The season finale is here, and Rhaenyra and Daemon find themselves trying to figure out how to topple Alicent and Aegon. Maybe there are Dragons involved, since they're in the title. It's the 1st season finale of House of the Dragon, 9PM ET on HBO
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Sat October 22, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Teacher's Pet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding mother told by museum she can't feed her baby as they don't allow food or drink inside
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Florida Kid works to help the economy by sharing grandmother's wisdom and life savings
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Fri October 21, 2022
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Holding hayride fundraiser for local JROTC? Sounds cool until parents realized property owner where event will be held is "registered sex offender"
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Holding hayride fundraiser for local JROTC? Sounds cool until parents realized property owner where event will be held is "registered sex offender"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
84% of U.S. pregnancy-related deaths deemed preventable. "We are so baby focused. Once the baby is here, it's almost like the mother is discarded." And that was before the 'fetus focused' SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just FYI, Elizabeth, I'm totally comfortable with it. *makes call-me gesture*
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Of all the times I overdosed on marijuana as a teen it was never this bad
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Mother farking life imitates mother farking art
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Huffing might get you a gold face, but a meth bender will get you black all over
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(UPI)
 
 
 
OH MY GOD STOP PUT THEM BACK IN (not safe for squeamish video)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
OH MY GOD STOP PUT THEM BACK IN (not safe for squeamish video)
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Wed October 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ When you steal ♩ A Mercedes ♫ You'll bypass jail ♩ Crime after crime ♬
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Did you ever actually watch the show you were on princess? I mean, Duchess
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
I am tired of these motherfarking sunscreens on this motherfarking plane
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Mon October 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Sure, that's my check along with a copy of the receipt at the medical center for the abortion, but I was only in there to get directions on how to leave there"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Queen Consort Camilla could soon be just plain Queen Camilla, instead of the more widely-assumed title of Wicked Stepmother
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Victims' families say Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costume is in poor taste
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Teen metamorphs into squeaky dog toy with the help of his annoyed mother
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Naan Solo
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Fri October 14, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker has made discussion of child support problematic
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of Natalie Maines 48th birthday, here she is singing 'Mother' with Fred Norris on the Howard Stern Show
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood protects criminals
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man goes to jail after his mother loses her head in front of grandkid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: I'm way, way richer than my stupid loser friends. I've been keeping this a secret from them because they'd obviously hate me for my money, but they're about to find out because of all the renovations I'm doing to my house. Wat do?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving. Will that be cash or check?
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart is Withoutherspoon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Late challenge to the legal viability of Herschel Walker's candidacy as questions are raised that he may have fathered 30-40% of the Georgia electorate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Late challenge to the legal viability of Herschel Walker's candidacy as questions are raised that he may have fathered 30-40% of the Georgia electorate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Texas family that storms the Capitol together, gets sentenced together
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker: "My mom just told me that my grandmother was full-blood Cherokee, so I'm Native American." Herschel Walker's mom: "I said what now?"
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Sperm donor, 37, who fathered 15 children to lesbian mothers despite having incurable condition that leads to low IQ is banned by judge from contacting one woman he impregnated twice"
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
And now a roundup of controversial beer commercials - including Meghan Markle and Billie D Williams
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(The Daily Beast)
 
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Ready for Fark headline: "60-Year-Old Jailed for Telling Vladimir Putin's Parents What a Shiathead He Is"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington appeals court finds that a mother's love has no value
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Reggie Jackson strikes again, two months in a row
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
King Charles III's coronation will most likely be the TL;DR version
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Sun October 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
My brother pays my mother's mortgage and co-owns her home. How can I ensure that my other brother and I each inherit 1/3 share? Signed Daryl
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Floridians vow to be Floridians. Mother Nature is giddy while insurance executives are nervous
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond to take a few days off, not because he tried to murder Jordan Poole, but because it's so humiliating for Jordan Poole's mother and father to see video of Draymond trying to murder their son
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