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| Mon August 03, 2020 |
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Sweet-N-Low in your tea? Them's fightin' words
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Kate Hudson practicing yoga in her underwear, and there's no one here anymore so...um...how are you? That's good. No I haven't gotten Coronavirus yet, no
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You know how it is: if you can't get your caffeine because the coffee shop is shut, sooner or later you're going to crash
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When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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Mexican police catch Peter Gabriel
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| Tue July 07, 2020 |
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Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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MN recommends keeping both hands on the steering wheel and holding perfectly still if you want to survive a traffic stop. It's up to you whether to keep your license and insurance clenched in your teeth or stapled to your forehead
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Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing
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Prison officials want to ensure that Ghislaine Maxwell's murder is not as suspicious as Epstein's, according to a note from his mother
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"My husband and I are both working from home, which was fine until last week. I screwed up at work--entirely my fault--and got chewed out in a Zoom meeting with my boss. My husband heard; now he's acting like my second boss. How can I stop him?"
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"My husband and I are both working from home, which was fine until last week. I screwed up at work--entirely my fault--and got chewed out in a Zoom meeting with my boss. My husband heard; now he's acting like my second boss. How can I stop him?"
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"I've never been on great terms with my mother-in-law; she constantly buys random, dirty, unsafe things she sees at yard sales for my daughter. Her four other grandkids get new toys and lavish vacations. Is she being a miserly biatch because of me?"
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| Wed June 03, 2020 |
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Subby has chills. And is crying a little
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It only took protests and rioting in most of the cities in the US to get a city to remove a statue of a mayor known for bigotry, hatred, and oppression, that told voters to "Vote White", removed. Difficulty: North of Mason-Dixon line
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Mother Nature has entered the chat
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Like your cousin in the basement, parasitic worms in shellfish lead a creepy but popular lifestyle
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Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker
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Black man posts that he's now scared to walk home alone, so 75 of his closest friends from the neighborhood help him out
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Evangelicals declare Trump to be Wearing the Armor of God, presumably Drenched in the Blood of Jesus also
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| Mon May 11, 2020 |
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El Sobrante man arrested for killing 90-year-old grandmother. And for those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Sobrante' means 'The Sobrante'
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Angry Singaporeans gripe that for this year's preordered Mother's Day meals, the local restaurants had terrible delivery experiences, namely, the food was hours late, never arrived, or was missing the duck
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The Colorado diner that defied the state's public health order on Mother's Day has been ordered to close until further notice
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Baptist Preacher called Mother's Day is a 'feminist plague' on our society. He also had called for the murder of Sarah Silverman for not respecting his god. His mother must be so proud of her little man
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"This is Houston, and there are crazy drivers, and I never would have expected to see them going through a cemetery. Especially when everyone was there to pay their respects during a patriotic flyover"
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Most people get their mother flowers for Mother's Day, Tua Tagovailoa got his mother a Cadillac Escalade
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| Tue May 05, 2020 |
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If you thought Moon Unit, Dweezil, Zowie, and America are strange names for famous people's kids, you haven't seen Elon Musk's new kids name
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If you thought Moon Unit, Dweezil, Zowie, and America are strange names for famous people's kids, you haven't seen Elon Musk's new kids name
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Marginally proficient cook baking a cake for my wife for Mothers Day. Looking for suggested recipes, LGT one example
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"Make Way For Ducklings": Houston Reboot
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"How do I get my 9 year-old stepdaughter to stop calling me by my first name and start calling me 'mom?'"
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