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Tue August 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin claims Covid vaccine win. Daughter inoculated; vaccinations to start before Phase 3 tests. So... the Zombie Apocalypse scenario we never expected? That it starts is Russia? This should end as well as a coal-powered aircraft carrier
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
China and Russia ditch dollar in move toward "financial alliance." Finance farkers, does this mean the dollar is doomed?
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump: "I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office"
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your geek madlib of the day: "This _____-Looking _______ Plays ____ Using a Vibrating _____"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Caspian Sea Monster rides again, one last time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"but his emails, guvna"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russiarona vaccine now available. Possible side effects may include halitosis, retroactive birth defects, scoliosis, lower back pain, feline leukemia, paralysis, mudskippers, coma, and death
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Need justification to put your fist through your monitor?
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia's anti-doping whistleblower speaks out before he drinks Polonium tea, falls out of a window, and lands on a bunch of bullets
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Actually, most Americans have no clue what that would be like since they don't have passports. But how about this: We are turning into Little Rock
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Best Korea's 'Lazarus' is combining the power of state-sponsored hacking and the profitability of ransomware. Say what you want, but that's synergy
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Well, technically polonium DOES stop coronavirus
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Sat July 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia denies testing anti-satellite weapon, says they were only sending message to beautiful wife, Morgan Fairchild
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator who led July 4th 2018 GOP visit to Moscow now reviving Biden/Ukraine smear campaign in Homeland Security Committee, totally coincidentally, of course
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just how damning is the UK's Russia report? Pretty darn damning, and I am unanimous in that
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download KFC's chicken nuggets, would you?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
First it was politicians "falling from windows" in Russia. Then it was military officers. Now, it's Olympic figure skaters. Someone needs to do something about those Russian windows
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
2020 has been a year of topsy-turvy events and changes, so it's reassuring to know that at least one tradition is still observed
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Putin orders huge military drills in Russia's southwest, no doubt disappointing makers of huge civilian drills
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
We need to realize that flying in an airplane will never be the same again
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia using Real Doll to cut government red tape, prostitution
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Russia completes first human trials of COVID vaccine, polonium content unknown
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia's US fuel oil exports remain close to record-highs as Donnie clamps down on what's left of Venezuela
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a GRU
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Overall, 60% of Americans said they found reports of Russian bounties on American soldiers to be "very" or "somewhat" believable, while 21% said they were not credible and the rest were unsure." Those that found it credible also want vengeance
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Leading Russian journalist arrested for treason, saying "BAZINGA" one too many times
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia cracks down on marmot hunting. I can't believe people put that stuff on toast
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Sometimes The Onion is good, and sometimes The Onion is great
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Putin says the rainbow flag flying over the US embassy in Moscow "revealed something about those inside"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Election monitors for Russia's 'referendum' on extending Putin's rule through 2036 find "unprecedented" fraud, as many as 22.4 million falsified votes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's changes to the Russian constitution, including an amendment granting former Russian presidents automatic immunity from criminal prosecution and another that keeps him in power until 2036, kicks in on July 4. The timing is purely coincidental
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's changes to the Russian constitution, including an amendment granting former Russian presidents automatic immunity from criminal prosecution and another that keeps him in power until 2036, kicks in on July 4. The timing is purely coincidental
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
2020 has clearly decided to play the greatest hits as well as the new stuff
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you a good social media influencer? Do you want to earn $100k to keep a giant douche in power until he dies? See Comrade Vasily for more info
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin basically elected President for life as overwhelming majority of voters say they prefer to not have their entire family killed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Save money filming your next dystopia in one of these Eastern Bloc scientific superstructures
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How long do you think Putin will wait to share the blackmail dirt after Trump loses the election in a landslide? 24 hours? Or will he wait until Trump no longer has access to launch nukes?
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Wounded combat veteran and military hero Tammy Duckworth demands an investigation into Bountygate
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prominent Russian theater director who lampooned authorities found guilty of fraud. But isn't great acting sincere fraud?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prominent Russian theater director who lampooned authorities found guilty of fraud. But isn't great acting sincere fraud?
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Decades-old Soviet studies from a married pair of virologists in Moscow hint at coronavirus strategy
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Putin celebrates "victory" over coronavirus with a military parade. I guess they fought the virus using guns and tanks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Putin celebrates "victory" over coronavirus with a military parade. I guess they fought the virus using guns and tanks
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Thu June 18, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Fox Mulder: "I want to believe that Pavel Datsyuk is holed up with a nutjob priest (who thinks COVID-19 is a plot to microchip people) in a Russian monastery which is guarded by Cossacks, don't take this from me"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Moscow Mitch might never live to be Majority Leader again after November
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to get away with holding an American hostage with the most flag-loving, America-firsting greatest president ever in the White House? Be Russia
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin requires anyone visiting him to enter a decontamination chamber
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Has anyone told Moscow Mitch?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Russia urges the U.S. to 'observe democratic standards' and respect Americans' right to protest
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just like you'd rather fark without your boss watching, zoo animals would rather fark without you watching
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi, Russia reach a deal on oil cuts to cheat on
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(Axios)
 
 
 
#MoscowMitch blocks a resolution that would have condemned the use of tear gas and rubber bullets against peaceful protesters. Subby wants the filter turned off for this thread to properly express his feelings
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canada: "Russia is NOT welcome in the G-7 (and we say that in the most polite way possible")
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin reschedules vote to extend his rule until 2036 and change the Russian Constitution. Meanwhile in the White House, tiny orange fingers begin trembling with excitement as they reach for their box of gold-plated precedental safety crayons
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia says it's not committing to Donnie's new G7 party in September until they see who all else will be there, and besides they're still in the G20, which is bigger and funner and might have a keg next time anyway
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Even Russian police colonels aren't immune from shoddy window installations. Bonus: He found a shoddy window while suffering from COVID-19
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Fri May 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sounds like someone in Moscow is about to "fall" out of a window
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia wants the world to know it has NOT sent military personnel to Libya. They're still not busy in Crimea and Syria, among being idle nowhere else
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Private jet demand takes off as wealthy Russians spend their lockdowns in West with their mini-giraffes
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1972, the Strategic Arms Limitation Talks (SALT) agreements were signed. Afterwards, the Proposed Experiments for Possibly Preventing Extermination or Ruin were sadly not as successful
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Last unwitting Nazi finally dies at Moscow Zoo (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants to resume nuclear testing as a negotiating tactic. How about a nice game of chess
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's Chechen puppet contracts non-existent hoax. OR DID HE?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia says many coronavirus patients died of other causes, including defenestration, radioactivity exposure, and hot lead poisoning
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when Putin said Russia wasn't worried about COVID-19? Good times, comrade, good times
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Fri May 15, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia's coronavirus deaths may be higher than reported, according to exclusive reporting from the Ric Romero Institute for Timely News
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Russia bans ventilators from being used because they tend to start fires. First, though, they need to send some to the US
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's spokesman hospitalized with Covid-19, showing the dangers inherent in the task of putting playing cards in the spokes of Putin's bicycle
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Russia: Overloaded ventilator bursts into flames and kills five coronavirus patients
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Russia bypasses Italy and UK in Covid cases with record increase. With catch up with US totals from today in only (tap tap carry the 2) 35 days. But they won't catch up standing still
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Conservative writer to his fellow conservatives whining about wearing masks: grow up
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Thu May 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Moscow residents to begin wearing masks and gloves next week, which is the earliest the KGB can have every comrade's photo and fingerprints uploaded
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin gives Kim Jong Un WWII participation medal, plans on giving Trump Vietnam-era Purple Heart
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Mon May 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
After cultural learnings of today's America, Kazakhstan's president names his aide senate speaker to make benefit glorious nation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know that thing that's hardly a problem in Russia but they keep tossing doctors out of windows for discussing it? It's getting much worse there, but you didn't hear it from me
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Adopt-a-doggos are now on the delivery menu in Moscow. Cats last seen plotting their ruthless revenge
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath (D) is giving Moscow Mitch (R) a run for his kickbacks and bribe money, might actually have a shot at this
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Mon April 27, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian businesses facing disaster are getting no help from the Kremlin, raising the specter of massive social unrest which of course has never caused problems in Russia
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's important to project the same message as your boss
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Corona and the crashing price of oil add to Putin's problems. He may not be able to afford an army of trolls to destabilize next November's election
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Corona and the crashing price of oil add to Putin's problems. He may not be able to afford an army of trolls to destabilize next November's election
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Moscow Mitch: Of course I'm going to continue corrupting the judiciary, what does a pandemic have to do with that?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian fighter planes intercept US reconnaissance plane .... to pick up medical supplies I guess
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia orders oil companies to cut output by 20%. This may actually mean decreases of 20, 10, or 3, or an increase of 12%
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Sat April 18, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a *cough*
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Fri April 17, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Putin postpones World War II victory parade due to hoax that isn't happening in Russia
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Putin postpones World War II victory parade due to hoax that isn't happening in Russia
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember when Kushner said that the federal stockpile is for the federal government and not the states, and everyone went, "huh?" Well, now we know why he made the distinction
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember when Kushner said that the federal stockpile is for the federal government and not the states, and everyone went, "huh?" Well, now we know why he made the distinction
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A sci-fi cult is being blamed for the fires outside Chernobyl
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Putin last month: COVID-19 in Russia is under control. Putin this month: Oh.....SHAIT
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Russia is handling their coronavirus outbreak so well there's definitely no queues of ambulances trying to bring patients to Moscow hospitals
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
If there is on "upside" to the Pandemic, it HAS put the brakes on Moscow Mitch's drive to pack the federal courts with lifetime appointed ideologues
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Putin wants to doubleteam Trump with the Corona, leaving a great mental image in your head for a Monday
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