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headlines found matching 'Monkey'
Fri March 31, 2023
(Insider)
 
 Boobies
 
 Monkey see, monkey do
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Fri March 24, 2023
(AsiaOne)
 
  
 
 Indonesia is hell-bent on replacing its overcrowded capital Jakarta with brand-new $32B capital city in jungles of Borneo, and they don't care how many monkeys, orangutans and dolphins they have to kill to build it
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Tue March 21, 2023
(Metro)
 
  
 
 Quick-thinking dad saves little Darwin from getting Darwined. This time
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Quick-thinking dad saves little Darwin from getting Darwined. This time
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Sun March 19, 2023
(Guitar World)
 
  
 
 Bad Monkey blows up
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Sat March 18, 2023
(Big E Radio)
 
  
 
 Tonight on Noise Factor at 1030PM ET, get ready to TRIP OUT. The all-psychedelic episode is here and it starts with a brand new song from Abanamat and a track from Polymoon's new record. Also Egypt, Spacelord, DSRT, Indighost, Stoned Monkey and more
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 I'm madder than a monkey with a bad banana. Back when the Weekly World News was the primary source of dubious information, everyone knew that "reports" or "news" from Russians was for the birds
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Thu March 16, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 What's the worst lie you were told as a kid?
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Tue March 14, 2023
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
  
 
 Oklahoma has no regulations prohibiting the keeping of monkeys as pets. Let's see how that's working out for them
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Mon March 13, 2023
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Baboons roll boulder onto hikers before breaking into "Also sprach Zarathustra"
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Tue March 07, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Apparently, the whole "you can do anything in international waters" thing is pure bunk as the FBI is investigating the suspicious death of a passenger on a cruise ship bound for the Bahamas. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have monkey knife fight to cancel
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Wed March 01, 2023
(National Day Calendar)
 
  
 
 FINALLY. A holiday that sticks to the roof of your mouth
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Mon February 27, 2023
(Gawker)
 
  
 
 Let's not forget that in 2011, Scott Adams was pretending to be his very own best fan on message boards
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Sat February 25, 2023
(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Quick, read this before Prince Melon stomps his little feet and commands his flying monkeys to nuke Ralph's account
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Sat February 18, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Meet 'Huggy Wuggy,' the freaky deaky doll that's taken over New York City
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Fri February 10, 2023
(PC Magazine)
 
  
 
 US Dept of Transportation opens investigation into Elon Musk's mishandling of his monkey brains
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(Bloomberg Law)
 
  
 
 A lineup of NFT's that ape famously expensive Birkin bags gets swatted down by jurors who aren't monkeying around
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Wed February 08, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 If you're going to steal monkeys from the zoo, don't try to make your escape using the city's light rail system and leave them in a vacant house
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Mon February 06, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Half scoop taunting the dynamite monkey
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Wed February 01, 2023
(NBC DFW)
 
  
 
 Smart monkeys not only escaped from Dallas zoo, but bought a home. In this market
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(Audacy)
 
  
 
 Monkey-theft trifecta in play
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Cat is a monkey's uncle ...or taxi
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
  
 
 Whoever stole two monkeys from the Dallas Zoo last night, I understand, I've been there - you're drunk, it's Dallas, but please, bring back the monkeys
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Some Animal Lover)
 
  
 
 The Sunday Morning Music Club is going to the dogs. And the cats. Heck, we're going to the entire zoo. This week, it's all about the animals
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Sat January 07, 2023
(CBS News)
 
  
 
 TSA has had it with these monkey-fighting emotional support animals
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Politico)
 
  
 
 "Not my circus, not my monkeys"
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Mon January 02, 2023
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
  
 
 There are going to be some lonely monkeys as flooding destroys only road to zoo
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Thu December 29, 2022
(JoBlo)
 
  
 
 Viewing will be immediately followed by buffet lunch
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 Video
 
 This baby squirrel monkey is a contender for Cutest Thing Ever
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Leader of the right-wing flying monkeys that tried to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer gets 16 years to think about it
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 Jake Tapper: "The reason that Senate Republicans are coming into this deal with the devil in their view is because they look at Kevin McCarthy and his gang of flying monkeys." I understood that reference
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Monkey Christ vs Francesca's shepherds... FIGHT
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Wed December 14, 2022
(National Day Calendar)
 
  
 
 It's National Monkey Day. Fling with impunity
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Fri December 09, 2022
(CP24 Toronto)
 
  
 
 It's been 10 years and the IKEA Monkey has aged better than IKEA furniture
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
  
 
 It's been 10 years and the IKEA Monkey has aged better than IKEA furniture
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Thu December 08, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
  
 
 The next time you're wondering if that dog or person is in an aggressive mood, grab a monkey (not a euphemism)
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Wed December 07, 2022
(The Verge)
 
  
 
 Neuralink is allegedly six months away from causing humans to spontaneously combust
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Tue December 06, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 It's the Week 14 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - Final stretch of the season so the team of monkeys bangs out a list of what every team is #1 in, while once again ranking that team way too high
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