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Sat August 08, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you let kids get away with selling lemonade pretty soon they're going to move up to elotes
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Back in rock and roll's heyday there was a little magazine published in the bowels of Detroit that gave the staid and corporate Rolling Stone a run for it's money and Boy Howdy now you can see the documentary in all its dirty gloriosity
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Doc: "Where we're going, we don't need roads." Marty: "You're going to New Hampshire?"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Let's talk Texas. I don't know much about most of these, but I know that they've changed dramatically since November 2019, and Stephen Danield (sixth) is polling better despite not raising money for shiat. Tag is for whether Texas will go blue
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Yah hey dere Dad, just send lawyers, I've already got the guns and money. Well I did have anyway, lawyers please
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Choosing toe shoes over clerical collars, this Nigerian boy has become quite the prince of ballet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lockdowns around the world led to sharp drops in emissions but will have "negligible" impact on the climate crisis, with global warming cut by just 0.01C by 2030. Damn... Subby had his money on 0.02C
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Private equity firms are aware there is a housing crisis, but there is money to be made
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Betcha didn't know CARES act money goes to repave airports in Texas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera has been told by his Asian friends that the phrase China Virus is racist, gives Trump a chance to whitemansplain why it is not
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having learned Fed-speak, China's central bank says it will make policy more flexible and targeted, tough and compassionate, day but night
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Listen, the only thing I know how to do is give money to rich people. Helping out average people is not my thing
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
The DOJ just issued indictments against a Chinese-owned casino operating in the Pacific US Territory of CNMI. Somehow, Trump, Erik Prince, Xi, and foreign money in US elections all find a nexus in this investigation
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Don't mess with 84 year old men before they've had their morning coffee
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
New York woman collects robocall fees from her bank
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeCities and DeCounties are DeFighting each other for DeFederal DeMoney
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US Dollar is rapidly losing its treasured World Reserve Currency status, thanks to America's "Read the Manuals, Read the Reports" pandemic response's devastating impact on our economy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kinda like the alternate headline too: Controversial 'Hookers for Jesus' group to get more federal money after Bill Barr and Ivanka Trump announce new sex trafficking effort
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." -Steven Wright. Yeah, but the real trick is getting them all in the right order. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, numbers edition
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The Colorado State football program may be covering-up COVID-19 cases
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Trump Pentagon nominee slams Navy shipbuilding plan. Navy: STFU and give us more money
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Park Avenue plastic surgeon fights 'dozens of imposters' catfishing patients online. If only there was a way he could make himself stand out
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Park Avenue plastic surgeon fights 'dozens of imposters' catfishing patients online. If only there was a way he could make himself stand out
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to lie on your application to get PPP funds, try not to do it in the name of a dead person. Oh and don't spend the money you get on a Lamborghini and strippers
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's brain trust clearly see the VP pick as Harris, Obama's people say not so fast, Susan Rice would guarantee the enthusiastic presence of both Barack and Michelle Obama on the campaign trail
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gold is, well, gold
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney lost $3.5 billion due to park closures during the pandemic
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Having a lot of money turns people into dicks, and here's the science to prove it
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Having a lot of money turns people into dicks, and here's the science to prove it
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Biden only has a fraction of the campaign money Trump has for a fall ad buy, that fraction being 2/1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned as an infant herself, this teen understands what it feels like to be left behind, and works to help senior dogs find the loving homes they deserve, just like she did. Please welcome her to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Just your typical three-way state Senate race - a longtime political insider, a nurse, and some guy who threatened to blow up an IRS office in 2012
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on your house, does your insurance company deny the claim since they didn't hear it fall?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money. How much do I still owe? Okay, half my liver, both kidneys, a lung, and my left bollock - and put the rest on these five credit cards so I can get reward points
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Gen Z turned on Lin-Maunuel Miranda, and he's not going to throw away his money shot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dozens of Brits upset that the BDA has site hacked. Dr Lemming beside himself
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(Ars Technica)
 
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Unsolved Mysteries wants to know why there are screaming trees
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So, what IS Trump's biggest financial mystery? Apparently it's where he got the money to buy his Scottish resorts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The dress is a classic example of the envelope-pushing nude bridal gown currently flooding the market" (w/ pics)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Microsoft should pay 'key money' to the US Treasury for facilitating TikTok deal. For you non-New Yorkers, 'key money' is a term of art used by corrupt landlords for illegal kickback payments extorted from tenants
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
While the rest of us are on our couches weighed down by cheetle, this woman is running six marathons in six days
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign has purchased media in the DC market. Why would they waste money airing Trump TV spots in an overwhelmingly democratic city? Well, to make the president feel better, that's why
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen says Pineapple Express 2 never happened because the distributor wouldn't front them the green. Otherwise you would have seen't it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tired of having money and success
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Scrooge McFark tells the unemployed they don't deserve or need an extra $600 a week
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Scrooge McFark tells the unemployed they don't deserve or need an extra $600 a week
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No one wants to hand their bank statements to a cable provider (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Caribbean islands of Antigua & Barbuda, St. Kitts & Nevis, and St. Lucia slash the cost of buying citizenship, just in case the 2020 US elections don't go your way. Still way more expensive than Staten Island, though
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Lego broke the internet, bottom of your foot
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Entire city's parking meters, removed to protect the change inside them, may now be replaced since the single key that opens them has been found. Cool Hand Luke eats 50 eggs to celebrate
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Smirking plague rat influencer received up to $350,000 in PPP loans for whatever it is that an influencer "does"
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man gets unexpected check from company he doesn't recall buying anything from. Reports it to authorities as a scam check. Finds out the check was legit after all
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man gets unexpected check from company he doesn't recall buying anything from. Reports it to authorities as a scam check. Finds out the check was legit after all
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sure she's giving away 1.7 billion, but is she doing it well?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Bakery worker fired after 44 years of service ... for breaching shop's Covid-19 rules ... after accepting cash to help elderly customers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Covid-19 relief programs are riddled with suspected fraud. Subby is riddled with suspected shock
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
It's hard to scare people from six feet away
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"The Trump Administration's push to abolish the Jones Act [where only US ships can move goods from US port to US port] is a way to open American waters to dark money and foreign interests"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Lower Korea's banknotes are getting damaged as people try to microwave them as Best Korea's citizenry continues to feed on theirs
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Florida disaster trifecta cashes out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Homeland Security officials seized more than $2 billion from travelers last year, but actually charged very few of those travelers with any crime. It's almost like they're just doing it to get free money. Almost like that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A look at $60M bribery probe unfolding in Ohio, the largest money-laundering scheme in state history. "We don't trust any of them"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday. Again. Fresh Hell is already here, but the MSNBC discussion starts at 7PM ET with the Reid Out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Executives at ExxonMobil now lighting their cigars with monopoly money after they post their largest loss ever
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"I think now, at this moment, I look like a Bulgarian porn star, but I have been doing this Captain thing for awhile now"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Tennessee state senator has been charged with stealing more than $600,000 in federal funds received by a health care company she directed and using the money to pay for her wedding and other personal expenses. Difficulty: She's a Democrat
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday is a world of suck. So, here's the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Yakuza director: Ghost of Tsushima is great, how come an American studio made it?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Government agrees to $3.5 billion in reparations to oppressed minorities
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Government agrees to $3.5 billion in reparations to oppressed minorities
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Yes, old man Michael Jordan still can and will bust your ass on the basketball court
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In an amazing streak of good fortune the CEO of Kodak buys thousands of shares of the company. Just before Kodak gets almost 1 Billion in bail out money. Oh well you have to be in the right place at the right time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor and Gamble earnings score from COVID-induced demand for toilet paper, cleaning supplies, interest in the occult
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Dutch superyacht company Heesen launches shiny new aluminum 265-footer for someone who still has money. The rest of us can suck it while we wait to hear whether we're getting any benefits next month
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In addition to billions for military projects and millions for a new FBI headquarters, The Trump Administration now wants $377 million for West Wing remodeling to be included in the Coronavirus relief bill, because reasons
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news: if your $600 smart glasses have prescription lenses, those prescription lenses will still work when you wake up this Saturday. All the other smart features? Not so much
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Fire Rescue 1)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighters - who look more like the board of a bad HOA - "resign" after city doesn't want them running calls that all but two aren't qualified to run in the first place
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican senators are revolting. They also REALLY don't like McConnell's Coronavirus relief bill
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sorry Dave, I can't cook that unless you pay my monthly fee
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the virus borking everything, GE loses less cash than expected. This is about as good as you could hope for these days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like another government loan program set up to help businesses affected by the coronavirus was more about "allowing easy fraud and abuse" than "getting money to people who need it"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think I spend too much money on custom porn videos. Is there a limit?"
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Somebody messed up a mundane detail at Etsy, causes merchants to be charged 100x their normal shipping fees. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Whelp that didn't take long and was probably Inevitable: Fake Covid-19 "contact tracers" are now stealing personal data
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If you die with $60,000 you have oversaved, unless of course you live another year or two
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Plans for "UK's answer to Disneyland" theme park outside London finally unveiled, the £3.5billion project is set to open in 2024 and will give Disney Paris a run for its money (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday once more. Time for the MSNBC Discussion thread, where prime time starts at 7 PM Eastern
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Banks are making money hand over fist so they need pandemic relief
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump toadies already setting up scapegoats for a November loss so the guy who cannot be blamed doesn't get his fees fees hurt
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Getting to Yes" is the classic text on neotiating strategies taught in most business and law sin the country these days. Mitch McConnell seems to be gathering his notes for writing a sequel "Gettng to No Farking Way, Have You Lost Your Mind?"
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
If you have drugs and money in your car try not to fall asleep in traffic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The soul of Deadspin is resurrected, again walks the web
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(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
College administrator accidentally tells the truth: "If we go online only, then we'll have to give the money back"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Senate HEELS Act will include another $1,200 check delivered to you by either Rowdy Roddy Piper or the Iron Sheik
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At least Trump doesn't have to worry about his base abandoning him and that's why he's dumping money in safe red states
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New website will refund the cost of the worst first date
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With Brady gone, the Patriots are less eager to play the season
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man ups his game, scores nearly $4 million in fake PPP loans. He might have gotten away with it too, if authorities hadn't gotten suspicious of his near-simultaneous purchase of a $318,000 2020 Lamborghini Huracan registered to his company
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(Some Booger Guy)
 
 
 
Here's an inaccurate list of the weirdest town names in each of the 50 states. In KY, it would actually be a tie between Big Bone Lick and Beaver Lick, but Booger Hollow, Arkansas sounds on the money
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elon Musk looking sell all his homes so he can return to couch surfing. Yes really
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you pay the extra for the VIP package, you can also have a microwave, TV, refrigerator & potted plant.....in your cell
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, Senator McConnell, didja know that your GOP coronavirus aid bill contains money for a new FBI building next to a Trump hotel property? Senator McConnell: Uhhhhhhhhhh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Garmin tries to get its bearings, begins recalculating after ransomware attack
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As the pandemic rages on in the US, Americans are reducing their estimates of what makes a person rich to an average of two-million dollars. By next year expect that average to be measured by who's wearing the best barrel
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Riot breaks out in a) Portland, b) Chicago, c) Putt Putt Fun Center in Memphis, Tennessee
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Juneteenth is now an official Massachusetts state holiday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP rolls out their big plan for Coronavirus relief: Do something the labor department told them back in March would be impossible, and individually peg unemployment benefits at 70% of whatever a person's paycheck used to be
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Qatar says it's interested in bidding for 2032 Olympics and Paralympics and that with all its oil money it will air condition the entire country
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Breathless initial reports: OMG the creepy Covington MAGA teen scored HUGE legal victory against WaPo. Actual legal analysis: He might be able to get a nice used car for the "nuisance money" WaPo paid
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A tiny violin concerto goes out to House Republicans rebuffed by Jared Kushner for all that cash that Trumpensteins donated.to the RNC
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A has wares if you have coin
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A has wares if you have coin
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Sun July 26, 2020
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
For your safety, please stay one cow apart
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: special interest group lobbying the White House for money told to take a hike. Farked: House GOP members, trying not to lose any more seats this November
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when the Trump campaign had cubits and hogsheads of money? Seems they've dug a huge hole in Florida to throw it in
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(CBC)
 
 
 
And here we see the rare Canadianus Idioticus in its natural habitat
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Moneylaundro
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call the Barenaked Ladies because the BBC has one week left to save itself (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Soooo...$9.9 billion to Live Nation then?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Delightful memories of napping in the loo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't try sending money to al Qaeda to help kill U.S. troops
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs in $3.9bn settlement with Malaysia over 1MDB. Man, online movie ratings are serious business
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Let the bodies hit the floor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A guy with more money than God says that another stimulus is "not in the best interests of the people." Subby is counting quarters to pay for gas
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
What's considered trashy when you're poor, but classy when you're rich? Some ideas to the left, your answers to the right
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, 14 conservative cabinet ministers with pocket full of Russian cash
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Thu July 23, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you ran away to join the circus you didn't get far
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC is going back to the 70's except this time the music sucks, the drugs are worse, there's no game to go to and you can't afford anything
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(United States Mint)
 
 
 
The U.S. Mint is literally begging for spare change
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Centuries-old member of Japan's shrine association plans to exit after years of distrust, exacerbated when "association failed to provide the shrine with a heihaku cash offering in time for Emperor Naruhito's conducting of the Daijosai"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The DOJ approves one weird trick to create a chumbox monopoly
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Fark to expand membership options and add features such as going beyond the 255 character limit
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Fark to expand membership options and add features such as going beyond the 255 character limit
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(Some bloke)
 
 
 
The ability to win the lotto is insignificant next to the power of the Force
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood ignoring Coronavirus to make money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Munchkin: "This bailout will not be used to bail out mismanaged states." In related news, Steve made most of his money from the last bailout in 2008
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who or what is the worst TV show character ever?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats were also going to impeach Trump for obstructing Mueller, paying off porn stars, illegally diverting money to the wall, and profiting personally from his office, but chickened out. Bonus: Pelosi personally vetoed the obstruction charge
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Sit the fark down. MTG Alpha Black Lotus, the 'Pokemon Illustrator' card set a new auction record for rare collectible card game cards
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Red wine and Cheezits side by side in one box? Shut up and take my money
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After standing by while the Trump administration spent money like a drunken sailor, suddenly Fox News is very concerned that Biden wouldn't be fiscally responsible
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
No one thinks the guy holding a two-year old will rob the bank, but, here we are
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hanging around with 2,000 catalytic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ics? You oughta know by now
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Stock market headed for a new high"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is currently worth nearly $22 million
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a rift between the White House and Senate Republicans, who can't agree on a unified coronavirus budget plan, that's "lacking agreement on policy goals, budget parameters, or even deadlines." Pretty much EVERYTHING
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
I'm sorry sir, but it seems you may have fraudulently paid off the balance of your Capital One card, and not just the vig
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Tue July 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hai guiz i know there's a lot on your plate right now but just wanted to send a quick little note to let you know that medicare is sorta running out of money. kthxbi
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Mental Health Experts at NRO: "Why Kanye Can Be Healthy for American Politics." Bipolar episode + too much money is never a good thing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NepaGrift 2.0
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Founders of The Lincoln Project, who have made videos tying Trump to Russian money, may be recipients of Russian money, which means that Russia wants to get rid of Trump AND wants to keep him in power and my head hurts so much right now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump 2020 campaign has blown through almost $1 BILLION, and all it has to show for it are a $2.4M house in Fort Lauderdale, a pair of Florida condos, a yacht, and a Ferrari
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"America doesn't have a debt problem" says economist who clearly doesn't have a problem with a splash of OJ in her breakfast vodkas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Men's Warehouse owner Tailored Brands is closing stores and cutting jobs, as is the style these days
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Only 25%?
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(Motor 1)
 
 
 
Off-road 911? Shut Up And Take My Money
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump Admin 'spiritual advisor' Paula White: Same-Sex relationships are a sin. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to openly pray in front of the cameras, followed by a haircut and lunch at Red Lobster
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day
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Mon July 20, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
How do we do it? Volume
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
How do we do it? Volume
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Fed promised it would fire a "money cannon" of $trillions in cheap credit to keep US businesses afloat during the pandemic. Reality: $12mil
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs execs have rushed to Malaysia to settle in their role in the 1MDB corruption scandal. Like their motto says, "if there's corruption to be had, a Goldman exec will be there with sack in hand, expecting his payment"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump now demanding a payroll tax cut while the heartless GOP eyes benefit cuts for unemployed in new stimulus relief package, either way out-of-work people are screwed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump now demanding a payroll tax cut while the heartless GOP eyes benefit cuts for unemployed in new stimulus relief package, either way out-of-work people are screwed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that corporate tax breaks are good, but money actually going to people is bad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work two jobs to save money so my wife and I can remodel our house; her parents often ask her for money. Her sister maxed out credit cards in a pyramid scheme; my wife forked over $300,000 we won't see again. Am I right to be angry at her?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even if he isn't guilty, "Assistant to the Dismembered Tech CEO" doesn't look great on a resume
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What will life after money look like?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You lose your business due to the Covid-19 pandemic so you c) rob a bank
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans: The CDC needs more money for testing and tracing. White House: You'll get nothing and like it
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Now that the Jade Helm conspiracy has come true on Portland streets, where are the angry militias? Where's the NRA? This is exactly what you need those big boy guns for, isn't it?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Put your money where your mouth is: the going rates on face mask fines city by city
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Is there anyway a devotion to God is not transactional?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fast food, funny money, freaky weather, and the FBI are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 5-11: Jeez, It's Freakin' Hot Outside Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California man disturbed to find out that federal felony charges for defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program of $9 million don't stay in Vegas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman raises over $100,000 with "flying penises, excited penises, boobs and vaginas"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Economists: make money printer go brrr or stonks will go sad
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Mystery of Ghislaine Maxwell's Wealth Hangs Over Sex-Abuse Case." Nonsense - everyone knows that money didn't hang itself
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A first-hand account of navigating the confusing student loan forgiveness program, a quagmire of red tape designed to keep forcing you into indentured servitude
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as likely to make you spend money as a sale on Steam or GOG it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Warhammer 40,000 Rites of War free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: any bargain bin (when those existed) stories/deals?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
It's like "Sidehackers" but with Tuk Tuks and without the wisecracking robots
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
One individual practically purchased Judge Beer Bong's confirmation for nearly $16 million
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sleepy Joe closing in on Trump's cash
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What it's like to have a 6-figure income and still be struggling with a mountain of student debt. "I just recently had to trade my Mustang in"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns make Myles Garrett the highest paid defensive player in the NFL. That's cause for swinging his opponent's helmet in celebration
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Black Panther Wakanda Forever is racist, at least according to this irate Lowe's customer, no doubt earning nods from shiny people incensed at the Silver Surfer's depiction in movies
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
No way would an honest company like Southwest Airlines begin to implement huge layoffs despite taking federal assistance. No way
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cops have bone to pick with man shaking skeleton outside grocery store
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tommy Fisher, CEO of Fisher Industries, said Sunday that he thought the president "just got some misinformation on this stuff" and that he had "complete respect" for Trump... It's amazing how one can hold onto a pocket from underneath a bus
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The cast of Scott Pilgrim VS the World is reuniting for charity, presumably to raise money for those that suffered watching the film
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Wed July 15, 2020
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Apartment owner to all tenants: "Thanks for the rent, now GTFO in three days"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
They say it is safe to assume you committed some massive tax fraud, and didn't simply use every tax hole possible, to blow all of daddy's money on cocaine and hookers. Or you could release your taxes and prove them wrong
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Say what you will about the WSJ opinion page, but nowhere else will depict pigs carrying sacks of money as the good guys
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Today in "That's not how this works": Woman who refused to wear mask wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista she harassed
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(Some Auctioneer)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to own an original 4 rotor Enigma machine in pristine condition, here's your chance. Hope you got some scratch, it's expected to bring £200k to £300k at auction, which is like $250k to $380k in real money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to head the Congressional committee to oversee how the Adminstration misspent $500 billion for coronavirus relief. General consensus is "leave this mess for Joe"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rarely is the question asked... Won't somebody please think of the landlords?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rarely is the question asked... Won't somebody please think of the landlords?
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
♫ Don't spread covid all over the place - put on a happy face ♫ Mask your pie-holes, folks
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Teachers in Florida are preparing their lesson plans, reading lists, living wills in preparation for the upcoming school year
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Election officials warn they don't have enough money to pull off the November election
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Oh look, gossip columnist Cindy Adams is castigating Mary Trump and her book in oddly familiar language. Do the Russians have tapes of her too?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"If there's only one game we're going to play." The first year of college football without a single forward pass since the halcyon season of 1267 is now on the table. GABN
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wearing masks doesn't just save lives, it saves money. But isn't it just more fun to whine about masks like a baby?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
But... but... but my ass
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like Citibank will be getting a bailout
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, not from Kroger, not this time
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, not from Kroger, not this time
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
No more mister nice guy for Alice Cooper, who calls for racist police in America to be "weeded out"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, the cops have learned they aren't above the law this summer, right? Right?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US units of companies owned by "Jina" got PPP money. Meanwhile the best Chinese restaurant in our neighborhood just had to close because of the pandemic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Weinstein victims to Judge: Yeah that $19 million settlement fund SOUNDS like a lot of money, but he had so many victims that it's going to only net us about $7,500-20,000 per
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Mon July 13, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Gobbling Ram Hog Flies
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It'd be a shame if your ability to vote was revoked because you did not send Donnie your proper donation. I understand that you don't like broken bones, so send us money and they'll remain unbroken
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
On Wednesday, Dak Prescott will become the first quarterback in Cowboys history to play under the franchise tag
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Just say no...to God
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Store robbery foiled by throwing a pizza pie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15 year-old daughter is a straight-A student who loves shopping and thinks she needs things to be happy. Her ideal job is having enough money to afford a maid. Have I made her live in a material world, turning her into a material girl?"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Electronic whistle makers finally have their day
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Student athletes face huge pay cut
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Student athletes face huge pay cut
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Sun July 12, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has severely diminished the strip club experience
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Republicans upset that Democrats thought they could feed at the money trough as well
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots turn back the clock and settle with Antonio Brown and Aaron Hernandez
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time?
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
This may seem counterintuitive, but you will not find money in cash registers when they are closed for the night
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
79 year old bus driver, laid off due to Rona, finally started getting benefits after weeks of delays then, "Yeah, about that money. We need it back"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is now reducing the number of green cards printed to screw over minorities
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Joe Biden gaslights key environmental issue concerning the tracking ban: Fracking ban? What fracking ban?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Photo of Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz gets immortalized in memes as 'Beavis and Butt-Head'
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Today in silly questions being asked: Has the U.S. government finally spent too much because of Covid-19?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barr: "Have we considered giving the cops *more* money?"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's TB12 company got between $350,000 and $1 million to help it survive the COVID-19 pandemic. If they don't lay off either employee, they get to keep it all
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Auburn man with crimson tide of hair charged with robbery, severe Alabama Sports Identity Confusion
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The world's first collectible crypto coin has been released in Lithuania. The Franklin Mint is pissed
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some people spend a lifetime wasting their hard-earned money on the lottery, some people have all the luck -- like this Sydney woman who won $50m with her first ever lottery ticket
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K real estate holdings office
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will Trump lose his marbles and money? Will America learn all about foreign money laundering? Will Donnie pull a Yanukovich and flee to some shiatty dacha today? THIS is your SCOTUS tax decision day. (10am start time)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After the Senate failed to do their duty, it's up to SCOTUS to determine if Donald Trump (who recently appointed 2 of the 9 justifies) has "total immunity" while in office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath doesn't need to win, she just needs to force Mitch to spend $80 million in Kentucky that he was planning to spend helping other Republican Senate races nationwide
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Three Nebraska towns have fallen to invading armies of prairie dogs; mankind appears helpless to stop their advance
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
One-of-a-kind photos of shelter dogs will help them get adopted, make your day a little woofier
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Reason 4: You might not live to see 63 anyhow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President of teachers' union: "I double-dog dare Donald Trump to sit in a class of 39 sixth graders and breathe that air"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Who cares if people get sick, These collection plates are not going to fill themseves
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The fast and the Furious: Gardening edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
It's a virtual chicken wing party and you're all invited
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why has trust-fund kid Tucker Carlson spent the last two nights attacking war hero Sen. Duckworth's patriotism? Well, she's looking like Biden's VP pick, Biden is going to be a one-term president, and RW moneymen are already grooming Carlson for 2024
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing ominous here. Just 1/3rd of Americans didn't make their rent or mortgage payments for July
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The dumbest movie of 2020 is a heist caper taking place on a plane, starring Kelsey Grammer that is called, quite simply, "Money Plane"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Is it your birthday? Floyd Mayweather will wish you happy birthday for a paltry $999
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Want a milkshake but have little money? Burger King has mini nine ounce shakes for a buck
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Comics legend Bill Sienkiewicz gets turned down by "Dilbert" creator/aggrieved white man Scott Adams to do draw-off challenge for charity, which is a bit like Leonardo Da Vinci getting turned down by that kid in "Raising Arizona" who draws FART
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is now a millionaire, thanks to the taxpayers
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is now a millionaire, thanks to the taxpayers
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Not sure what might have just happened, but Dak Prescott now believes the Cowboys should pay their young quarterback more money
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First we ran out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies, now we're running out of coins. "Coins" has to be some sort of euphemism, right?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist's anti-tax foundation took between $150,000 and $350,000 in very pro-tax generated PPP funds
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers evaluate flagship sandwiches on taste, price, volume, ease of eating, and overall satisfaction. Least satisfying is the small and costly Filet-O-Fish, most satisfying is the humble 140-yen Cheeseburger
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Narrator: It was absolutely because they were losing money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seattle passes payroll tax on Amazon and other big businesses, begins wondering why so many businesses are moving to Redmond and Bellevue in the next few years
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
While most Americans got a $1,200 stimulus, religious institutions received $10 billion
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guess Kanye is in on the grift
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The strangest thing about this tale of a spooky mansion owned by a creepy millionaire is that no van-load of ghost-busting beatniks with a talking dog is involved (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Sometimes The Onion is good, and sometimes The Onion is great
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The cash-free future is getting closer. Soon you'll be able to buy gas for your emission-free flying cars without touching a bill
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I... Who took the money? Who took the money awayyyyyyy....?" David Byrne did, apparently
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Wow, such working. So businessdoge. How sweet potato. Many shopping
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can JoMo park the bus and keep it from skidding off the cliff? Can Everton mount a late season charge to finish 7th and take home the Everton Cup once again? Spurs/Toffees @ 3:00pm ET
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What to know about the looming July 15 tax deadline. It's Really Serious
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A tool that lets you drink wine in the bottle without removing the cork? Shut up and take my money
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump vows to send a man to Mars, but only Obama was able to get Mars to come to him
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Some Facepalming Guy)
 
 
 
Antivaxxers gonna antivax
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
I mean, who wouldn't watch a spinoff of The Office focusing on Stanley?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Strange, it's almost like there might be something in the world more important than money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So no one really falls for the Nigerian email scam, right? Right?
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
The Sky's the limit on Caturday
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Cedar Rapids illegally seized $3 million in tax refunds from people who didn't pay speed camera tickets. This week the city agreed to give $639,252 of that back
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Cedar Rapids illegally seized $3 million in tax refunds from people who didn't pay speed camera tickets. This week the city agreed to give $639,252 of that back
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MLB Ks the All-Star Game for the 1st time since '45
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Daniel Synder realizes he really likes money and will look into changing his team's name
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
You should tip at least 50% if you go to a restaurant or get takeout
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
You should tip at least 50% if you go to a restaurant or get takeout
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Top Alibaba exec fired for helping girlfriend secure a job and accepting gifts. Rumors of a senior position in the Trump Administration cannot as yet be confirmed
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jay-Z's Made in America Festival canceled by something made in China
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don't bet against the Detroit Tigers, unless there's money to be made, in which case do bet against the Detroit Tigers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Thank you for your interest in turning on your seat heaters. Would you like to purchase a one day use pass for $8, season pass for $99, or a lifetime pass for $499? Lifetime pass includes one free day pass for the passenger seat
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Thank you for your interest in turning on your seat heaters. Would you like to purchase a one day use pass for $8, season pass for $99, or a lifetime pass for $499? Lifetime pass includes one free day pass for the passenger seat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day pushed back until October so Bezos can get caught up on counting his money
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(South Dakota Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
South Dakota's governor is paying for the Rushmore fireworks with $350,000 from a fund of taxpayer money designated for SD economic development. She also hope the feds will chip in for the costs of the rest of the Trump visit. Good luck with that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
'3 to 6 months of savings' might be the traditional thinking when it comes to household emergency funds, but who has '3 to 6 months of savings' left?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
'3 to 6 months of savings' might be the traditional thinking when it comes to household emergency funds, but who has '3 to 6 months of savings' left?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's strategy of keeping his mouth shut is paying off big time as his teams fundraising efforts now top Trump's
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For $580,600 you and your loved one can have COVID with Donald Trump
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Zuck will not be bullied by corporations, plans to keep Facebook as a haven for hate speech. Figures the ad money will return if he can help shape another election by spreading misinformation to older voters
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone, aged 89, just became a father again. In other news, money is a hell of a drug
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Egg salad and a basketball star provide one California cafe's coronavirus lifeline." See? It can be done
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It took a journalist four months and a pandemic to realize he was wasting over $1,000 a month on booze by going out to bars
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It took a journalist four months and a pandemic to realize he was wasting over $1,000 a month on booze by going out to bars
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TP? pffft. PPE? Old hat. Food staples? We've had our fill. The latest in viral hoarding hotness? cash
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg: I ain't doing shiat
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but a new study has shown people who have money are generally happier than people who don't have money. Follow up study will determine whether people who have sex are generally more pregnant than people who don't
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Save money filming your next dystopia in one of these Eastern Bloc scientific superstructures
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No mask, no common sense, no service
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To flatten the curve, Americans sacrificed an incredible amount. Their leaders, however, squandered everything for money and let everyone down
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's July 1st, and you know what that means: It's Bobby Bonilla Day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's July 1st, and you know what that means: It's Bobby Bonilla Day
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The latest edition of 'Take Down That Confederate Participation Trophy in the Middle of the Night' brought to you by the mayor of Conyers, Georgia
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Only in Milwaukee will you find a group of nuns hosting a drive through beer garden raising money for charity. Stop by for some Ale Mary Hefe Wiesen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...pation
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not news: County commissioners designate Juneteenth as a holiday. News: And stops recognizing Columbus Day as a holiday. Fark: Franklin County Ohio, where Columbus Ohio is located
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Happy April 15th in July, aka the IR$ want$ their money
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hmmm, so we've been tracking Russian bounty money transfers? Hey, did you happen to see any of that bounty money go to an account at Deutsche Bank that belongs to a certain tiny-brained charlatan?
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(NPR)
 
Audio
 
A closer look at how America's prison labor system functions. Come for the ridiculous story of how much inmates are paid, stay for, "Sorry, we don't hire felons," to the inmate with 10 years experience working for that company while on the inside
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A billion here, a billion there, starts a becoming real lost money
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family out $4,600 for postponed Celine Dion concert. Their debt will go on
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Buddy can you spare anything but a dime: The (near) cashless society has arrived thanks to the coronavirus
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
The finest hamster wheel that money can buy
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Old man gets emotional after family buys all his paletero's ice pops and then collects $40 thousand for him via GoFundMe campaign. It's getting dusty in here, have you noticed?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wall St. upset the money spigot might be partly diverted somewhere other than Wall St.
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Do you have legitimate super powers or psychic abilities and are willing to prove it? You could be $250,000 richer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
L'Oreal is going to stop labeling its products with terms like whitening, fair, and lightening. I mean, they'll keep selling the products, because money, but now they just won't say what they do
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Sat June 27, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Add amateur fireworks to the growing list of things that are making 2020 the worst year on record
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like there won't be a fourth NHL lockout under Gary Bettman after all
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Dude finds caterpillars in his Tesco broccoli, documents raising them into butterflies.Subby found a lizard in their farmer's market broccoli and screamed like a leetle girl
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Fri June 26, 2020
(University of British Colombia)
 
 
 
Scientists at the No S*** Sherlock Institute determine that smoking, divorce and alcohol abuse are the factors most closely associated with dying
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana's front-line workers may soon see $250 'hazard pay,' perhaps a crust or two of brown bread strewn from on high
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