Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Money'
Mon May 23, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NFL owners don't mind the racism, sexism, screwing over the fans but you take money from their pocket and they will kick you out
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump and his gang of grifters' real motivation to be in power has always been money
source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Some guy feels stupid and contagious after purchasing the guitar Kurt Cobain recorded Smells Like Teen Spirit on for $4.5 million
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Head of the ECB says crypto isn't worth the paper it's printed on
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it OK to leave all of your money to an animal charity?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 22, 2022
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Bassist disappointed at realizing he's been treated like a bassist
source: metalsucks.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The average American now has $9,000 less in personal savings than they did last year, down to a shockingly low $62,086. Still, you should splurge every once in a while and treat yourself to a can of wet cat food. What could it cost, ten dollars?
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
71-year-old man attempts to burglarize Yokohama bar, explains he needed the money
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clearly, this will work out well
source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clearly, this will work out well
source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fyi: B.I.G. NFT ETA PDQ
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because investors are like anyone relying on other people's real genius to make money: 'That was yesterday. What have Pfizer and Moderna done for me today?'
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas business receives an electric bill for more than $80,000. Difficulty: During a time when there was no power
source: fox4news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 20, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
She was two fries short of a Happy Meal, but she created a McMess and acted like a McNut... she ended up a McBurglar
source: fox13news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dine and dashers hit Michelin Star restaurant, get shamed on Facebook
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Japanese man who accidentally received an entire town's COVID stimulus funding and disappeared with the money? They found him and he already spent all the money online gambling
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know, taking out a 30% interest loan for 96 months on that 2010 Dodge might not have been a good idea
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US economy is 'nowhere near a recession this year,' says economist nowhere near morning sober
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Red Power Ranger charged with Fraud. White Power Ranger struggles with buckling his belt
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Money. Well. Spent
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Math is hard for Herschel Walker's campaign
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While MI6 issues licenses to kill, MI5 can only manage licenses for domestic abuse
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dang Monster Trucks kicking up all this dust
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's inbetween YOUR couch cushions
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
This x-wing starfighter is off to fight the evil empire
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Git my good overalls out Brandine, we're goin' to the fancy Walmart
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Analysis of Hunter Biden's hard drive reveals... nothing we didn't already know, he did drugs, he has had tax problems, and the biggest shocker, family members of Presidents, VPs etc, are pretty well connected
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Riverdale gets sent downstream
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
TFG brings in Junior to fix Truth Social. In other news, Truth Social to fold and disappear in 5...4...3...2
source: politicususa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WallStreetBets collects another hedge fund scalp. Sorry, Melvin
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(quotecounterquote dot com)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald is quoted as saying "The rich are different from you and me." Hemingway is quoted as responding: "Yes, they have more money." The story of how this myth exchange got to be to the left. Discussion as to who was right to the right
source: quotecounterquote.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 18, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
MTA = Money Thrown Away
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Robert Reich and Hugh Jackman show up on "The Simpsons" to explain why Homer's lifestyle is out-of-reach to many Americans. Through song
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For all you Little Leaguers out there: It's better to steal bases than your teammate's equipment
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly mortgage demand definitely not made of brick
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Olivia Rodrigo fan burns $3500 in tickets because of vaccine requirements. Olivia last seen drying her tears with his money
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
CNN to produce documentary on the rise and fall of HQ Trivia, followed by 30-second commercial covering the rise and fall of CNN+
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man drew up a fake pardon from President Trump to try to wiggle out of federal fraud charges. He also tried to deed himself properties that belonged to Jeffrey Epstein
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Matador Network)
 
 
 
The benefits of flying on budget airlines instead of major carriers. Hint: You're don't have enough money to fly with a major carrier so there's your one benefit
source: matadornetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money. Yes, it's a four minute ad, but it's worth it
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi warns nationwide baby formula shortage may trigger indictments, spankings of behinds
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Thank you Mario, but part of our princess is in another castle. And another part is in yet another castle. Mistakes were made, Mario
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Google, how do you say, 'teats up' in Russian?"
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Soccer nails the equalizer
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Patient gets charged $40 for crying at health clinic, needs to go back to just crying at home to heal her emotions
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Golfer Justin Thomas thinks it's insane for fans to pay $18 for Michelob Ultra at PGA Championship, calls on PGA to treat them better
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 17, 2022
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Davante Adams rejected more money from the Packers to play for the Raiders. Anything to get away from this pretentious, anti-woke version of Aaron Rodgers
source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Not news: stealing metal to sell as scrap for money. News: metal in the form of a 15-foot angel statue?
source: fox29.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Not news: stealing metal to sell as scrap for money. News: metal in the form of a 15-foot angel statue?
source: fox29.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies are all basically self-assembling Ponzi schemes
source: currentaffairs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies are all basically self-assembling Ponzi schemes
source: currentaffairs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barrack gets a superceding indictment for taking bribe money from the UAE. Thanks Obama
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
The University of Michigan is #1*
source: fox2detroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing happened...again
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
But you fark just money, and it's all over the news (sic)
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intercepted calls back home from Russian soldiers fighting near Zaporizhzhia show they are terrified of all the western weapons the Ukrainians are deploying, particularly the Bayraktar drones. Wait until they find out about the Dementors
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening all over this land
source: halifax.citynews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corollary: Over 60% thought it was a great idea
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Business. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has a thoughtful discussion with Twitter's CEO
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The villages near lake Tegernsee in Germany have long had a tradition of turning a blind eye to who the ultra-wealthy who own villas there are, just so long as their money, be it swastika-marked deutschmarks or blood-soaked Rubles, spends. Until now
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz got his way and unlimited grift of campaign funds is now approved by the Supreme Court
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 15, 2022
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"We're taking all your money. What are you going to do about it?"
source: reason.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 14, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You know that guy who accidentally got 46.3 million yen which was the entire town's COVID-19 relief? He's apparently a ninja as well
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You know that guy who accidentally got 46.3 million yen which was the entire town's COVID-19 relief? He's apparently a ninja as well
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Summer Camp prices getting so high parents may soon have to simultaneously brutalize and bore their own children
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Four things to know about crypto as the Great Meltdown continues. 1) It's a scam. 2) It's always been a scam. 3) It will always be a scam. 4) If confronted by someone who's white knighting it, goto 1
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, fine art, musicians, and Canadian things are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 5-11: Friday the 13th Edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guitar.com)
 
 
 
Buying something based on an internet photo is one thing, but would you buy a $3,000 guitar you weren't allowed to look at first?
source: guitar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
Aurora Cannabis loses CAD $1 billion in the last quarter dealing in a substance that any fifteen year old can make money from by peddling it on the street
source: mjbizdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To save money, British government proposes eliminating 20% of all civil service jobs, which they claim were created to deal with the pandemic and Brexit, because god knows those two things aren't problems anymore
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Remember last week when Juneau Alaska bought a second-hand ski lift, or the week before when they bought their cops a tank? This week someone finally noticed that they don't actually have any money
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why would a congressman divert over $400,000 in campaign money to his wife? Certainly not because she's a hypnotist
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Someone is going to have to tell Congressional Republicans that their boyfriend has left them to spend more time with his money
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Shaq stands up for Brady when everyone else runs him down, says he deserves all the money he's getting. "When it comes to greatness of this kind, if you lend any anger, you're a hater"
source: awfulannouncing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What does the IRS do when they can't process filings? They destroy the paperwork of 30 million filers. That's what, taxpayer butt
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
El Salvador might not have picked the right time to get into crypto
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY discovers another way to save money
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 12, 2022
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow has lost $30 million chasing mules
source: bipartisanreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Like competitions? Like the 90s? Not necessarily a fan of "Win Ben Stein's Money"? Try this instead:
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Coinbase is having an outage. This decentralized monetary system outside the protections of the FDIC sounds better and better as more time passes
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
"Cryptoqueen" and "multibillion dollar fraud" and "among Europe's most wanted fugitives." Yep, that tracks
source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza, bringing the hard-hitting analysis for which Fark has come to know and respect him: By letting him back on Twitter, Elon Musk has actually made Trump's life much more difficult because that might hurt Truth Social
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Everything you need to know about what the hell's happening to Bitcoin. TL;DR: It's a scam, stupid, and it's falling apart
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Right about now, all those people who thought Bitcoin was the future are starting to question their faith in Sparkle Motion
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crypto billionaires are losing their billions
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 11, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Intruder slept in bed at home. Chairs, porridge unmolested
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Chicken Soup for the sale
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Howard Stern: "I wish the Republicans would go back to being old school Republicans, where they didn't want to invade your private life." Unfortunately, Prescott Bush, GOP senator and Planned Parenthood treasurer, died in 1972
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Remember that story a week or so back about the two women who were refugees from Yugoslavia two decades back, who have been searching for a Minnesota stranger they met on the plane who gave them money and hope? Well here's some good news
source: mprnews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To be fair, they were both created with binary support in mind
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Crypto, Coinbase going crapto
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Someone get Brad Pitt, Steve Carrell, Ryan Gosling and the boys on the phone... I think we have a sequel here
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You can't. That's the new American Dream
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs buys entire community of Cypress Bay because investment
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 10, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How often do you see a guy arrested for "murder on the high seas"? Well, you did today
source: wcax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Brinks driver who took a million bucks out to lunch
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey MTG, that's a nice $92,000 vehicle you have there." "Thanks. I used donor contributions to pay for it"
source: peachpundit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
A QAnon woman who has also declared herself the "Queen of Canada" has advised her followers that paying for utilities is optional, let's see how that worked out for them
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for a new face on the money
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a used car dealer and a Nigerian scammer? In this case, nothing at all
source: justice.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: We're close to getting the omicron variant vaccine. Bad news: You're probably not getting one
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Money manager for Russian oligarch decides Madison Cawthorn is a good investment
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wanna open a record store in my hometown. Talk me out of it
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Other than "Duke sucks," truer words are rarely spoken 'round these parts. 'obvious' tag off for a nice afternoon nap
source: thetakeout.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Honest. I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. ... There was an earthquake. .... It wasn't my fault. I swear to god"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The phrase is "hold my beer" not "hold my flag"
source: nascar.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
What's that? We're coming up on a year since Gabby Petito was murdered? Well, hell. THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE, BOYS
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government: Canada's housing shortage is due to a booming economy. Police: Also because of the mob and money-laundering
source: betterdwelling.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
That's a lot of bots
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, honestly, it's all been downhill ever since they let the poors on the planes. It's why Mrs. Moneybags and I always fly charters
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I gave him the money as a joke, it wasn't like I was dry humping him naked
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey Politician: If New York City enacts 'congestion pricing', New Jersey residents will be forced to stay in New Jersey. New York City Residents: Exactly
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 06, 2022
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Sometimes you find a great deal online, and click "buy" before figuring out shipping costs or where you'll store it. This is like that, but with an entire ski lift
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Sometimes you find a great deal online, and click "buy" before figuring out shipping costs or where you'll store it. This is like that, but with an entire ski lift
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Proving the metaverse is just like the real world: Getting involved in a yacht club ends up being a good way to lose money, even just paying for gas
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida GOP has no intent of returning any of Disney's campaign cash. Obvious tag explodes, Florida fills the void
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Look at this lady who took 4 jobs to pay off her student loans. LOOK AT HER. Aren't you ashamed, Libruls? Shame
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cop goes to prison for hurting someone during an arrest. The families of those killed by cops would like a word
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Earl Jones was only paid $7000 for his role in Star Wars, and he thought that was good money. If he only knew the power of the Dark Side
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing moves HQ from Chicago to 1) back to Seattle and its commercial hub 2) St. Louis Defense where money is made 3) South Carolina to deal with the 787 manufacturing farkups 4) Arlington, VA across the river from its sugar daddy
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you thought Charles Barkley was bad at gambling, subby presents Phil Mickelson
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Samuel add 'ems)
 
 
 
Is Santa Clara's nightmare over?
source: 49erswebzone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember: if you're invited to a cocaine orgy in DC, STFU and hold on to that secret til your dying day
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and Cathie Wood team up to declare the death of Index Fund Investing. Both of whom have lost between 20 and 50% of their wealth in the past 5 months
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Cowboys to save money by only replacing three letters on jerseys
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
They've got a really good point here. *sips*
source: thetakeout.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money, camper van edition
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What you should expect as a result of the Fed's interest rate hike. Despite, you know, your refrigerator box being repossessed. Although subby's got an extra box left over from when he bought a new washing machine, if you don't mind downsizing a bit
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 04, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Lull in visitors during lockdown made Venetians appreciate just how annoying tourists are. So they came up with some extra fees to thin the herd
source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you thought the Mouse was going to sue DeathSantis first, you guessed wrong. Residents of the surrounding Osceola counties sued first. I guess they don't want to be on the losing side of over a Billion in new taxes
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian spaceport - Take off eh?
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fed: You people don't want affordable houses. You want an interest rate hike. INTEREST RATE HIKES FOR EVERYONE
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Drum)
 
 
 
You know those "cryptocurrency influencers" that shill for everything? Yeah, they're getting paid in dollars because they don't even believe in their own industry
source: thedrum.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can't wait for their next album to drop in 2046
source: superthrowbackparty.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 03, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Mitch McConnell's personal net worth increases by $50,000,000 over forty years in office. Yay Capitalism. Also Fox News: Where did Stacey Abrams steal her money from? Does she have a receipt for that?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you bought a PowerBall ticket at the Warren Market on 5/5/2021, you have 48 hours to claim your $1 million prize
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
EBay's Authenticity Guarantee now includes graded trading cards over $2,000. Your 1977 Topps orange-bordered Star Wars cards still worthless
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good: "nearly risk-free" I-bonds paying a record 9.62%. Fark: inflation's now 8.5%
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania hires a bridge inspector in the wake of catastrophic failure of bridge in Pittsburgh, and being Pennsylvania, they manage to fark that up, too
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vice is for sale
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Porsche and Audi to join F1 as soon as Porsche figures out where to put the engine
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 02, 2022
(Droid Life)
 
 
 
Here comes Telegram Premium. STOP
source: droid-life.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"You can finally get your personal information off Google". Oh, you sweet summer child
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
What we need are a bunch of money-laundering operations conveniently located in New York City, the shining citadel of ethical, competent government
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTAE)
 
Weeners
 
That's a lot of runny dicks
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 01, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The worst state in America, the People's Republic of California, is a having a huge budget problem. It's giving the legislature fits trying to figure out what do with all the extra money from yet another record surplus
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
People are finally starting to realize teachers don't make enough money
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Department of Energy)
 
 
 
Government to dump money into holes in the ground
source: energy.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 30, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Sam Raimi says he was told Sony Pictures execs had him #19 on their list to direct Spider-Man reboot and that he only got the job because those 18 superior candidates turned it down. Also, he'd come back to franchise if they brought back Tobey
source: asiaone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Audacy)
 
 
 
How much are your balls worth? Hopefully more than his
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia: "We're not defaulting. The check is in the mail"
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of person to anonymously donate a million dollars. It takes an EXTRA special person to donate that money to Alex Jones in Bitcoin
source: splcenter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank HQ raided as part of an ongoing money laundering investigation. TFG to start shiatting bricks in 4....3...2
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark may need a fundraiser to keep Original around once Musk takes over
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Packers claim they're not to blame for higher meat prices. Lions, Bears and Vikings disagree, though
source: agriculture.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Doll nightmares on the Texas Gulf Coast
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 28, 2022
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Dollar Store manager saves 85-year-old from phone scammer, continues to gradually bilk old lady for crappy food
source: kcci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Hate the idea of living in a regressive new Dark Age? Too bad -- the moneypigs at WalMart, Anthem, Eli Lilly, and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce are going to buy one for you anyway
source: popular.info   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Central African Republic makes Bitcoin official currency. Yes, 96% of the population has no access to it... but then again, they probably didn't have any access to the previous currency either
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Central African Republic makes Bitcoin official currency. Yes, 96% of the population has no access to it... but then again, they probably didn't have any access to the previous currency either
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Turns out Elon Musk paid a bunch of money for a social media platform that had more bots than they originally let on
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the Careful-What-You-Wish-For Dept: Deebo Samuel to get his payday, but at what cost?
source: profootballrumors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio joins Lewis Hamilton's vegan burger empire in the hopes that there's always money in the banana stand
source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ANOTHER $33B for Ukraine? What did you do with the money we gave you last month?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jimmy Cramer unveils his newest stock ranking system. It's called: SHORT EVERYTHING I RECOMMEND
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump misused funds? Color me shocked
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Blockchain)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden is an OG crypto bro? Shut the front door
source: coindesk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 27, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Apparently, we're all drinking IPA's wrong. If opening them up and pouring them down the drain is wrong, then I don't want to be right
source: thetakeout.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Logan's Runt)
 
 
 
He's not called 'Money' Mayweather because he readily hands it over
source: essentiallysports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Motorious)
 
 
 
It should go without saying sheeple but you should never wire $23,400 to a bank in Florida for a 1969 Roadrunner that you have never actually seen in person or any car for that matter
source: motorious.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
ARMs up 100% *waves at 2007*
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Does Duke suck?
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Preacher Man stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 26, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor. Collect 46.3 million yen
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor. Collect 46.3 million yen
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Rock is about to make a whole lotta money
source: superthrowbackparty.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News flash: you may need reading glasses as you age
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Musk is a brave, brave free speech absolutist. Except for when it costs him money. Or hurts his feelings. Or offends his throng of professional online fluffers
source: popular.info   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Arthouse film with bloated budget will struggle to make its money back. Another sequel/superhero film at 11
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fidelity has heard the clamoring of customers to lose as much money as quickly as possible. Behold, the Bitcoin 401(k)
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NextTV)
 
 
 
According to TiVo survey, average U.S. pay TV customer spends $204 per month on pay TV, whether it be satellite, cable, or streaming. A quarter of respondents say they will likely cancel one or more subscription services to save money
source: nexttv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News exposes GOP plans for American education: "Maybe we should just eliminate public schools"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
My bubbly Canadian girlfriend's house is worth twice as much as your U.S. home. Makes total sense when you consider Canada's much larger population, much smaller land and wood availability, and that their wages and weather are twice as good
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 25, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's Mummy reboot wasn't broken or miscast, just set in a bad place and wrapped in crap
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Much spike, very twitter, so musky
source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi on how she spent her COVID quarantine: "All I did was stay home and raise money." And while she stayed home, she watched Bridgerton and Warriors games
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: We celebrate 20 years of Randy Orton & his "outta nowhere" RKO. No bags allowed. Becky returns for her first time since losing at WrestleMania. Umm, why is everyone carrying Asuka & "Free Ali" signs tonight? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
source: wwe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes, Nets reportedly "exasperated" by the Ben Simmons "injury" situation. This is my shocked face
source: fansided.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
America is flooding Ukraine with anti-tank rockets, artillery, magicians, ammuni... wait, back up
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(University of Hawaii)
 
 
 
$318,000 to study people?? Well here in Montana, there are red hats, slack jaws, tobacco spit, and no morals. Where's my money?
source: hawaii.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"NFTs Stolen After Bored Ape Yacht Club Instagram, Discord Hacked" headline means either the 2010s are in the past in this timeline, we're playing MadLibs again, or these are some really good drugs
source: coindesk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Your dad was right all along
source: cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you are heavily invested in nuclear weapons manufacturers, I have some good news and bad news. Good news is, you're making a ton of money. Bad news would be that you're not going to be able to spend it in a burned out wasteland
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian ambassador: Well, sure, Russia LIT Ukraine on fire, but by helping Ukraine fight back, "What the Americans are doing is pouring oil on the flames," Because this war could all be over if the Ukrainians would just stop resisting
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's social media empire on the verge of collapse on news that people were actually dumb enough to put money into this thing
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida State Representative cuts funding for Special Olympics because they failed to "honor" him. Well get that man a participation trophy
source: thespacecoastrocket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Kyle Schwarber has some things to say and show to Fark's favorite umpire
source: thespun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 24, 2022
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Sheriff Bob Johnson: "If somebody's breaking into your house, you're more than welcome to shoot them ... We have a gun safety class we put on every other Saturday [so] you'll shoot a lot better, and hopefully, you'll save taxpayers money"
source: wkrg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's take the bozo with money and let him figure out the problems while we count the money
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 23, 2022
(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin announces $3.2 million to help poor West Virginians pay heating and cooling bills somehow sneaked past him while he was busy protecting them from money for childcare, education, housing, job training and tax cuts
source: wboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Electrek)
 
 
 
Tesla's making more money per car due to lower operating expenses. That means lower-priced cars, right?
source: electrek.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guys, now might be time to install a urinal in your house. You know, before you really have to go
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Fintech giant Stripe jumps into crypto with a feature that lets Twitter users get paid in stablecoin" the author wrote with a straight face
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The Russian Lady in Hartford changes its name to The Ukranian Lady, бо йди на хуй Росія, ось чому
source: wfsb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Poker News)
 
 
 
All time poker money leader accused of running a massive cheating operation
source: pokernews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant fuses barbecue brisket, mac & cheese with egg rolls, creating take-my-money-now comfort food
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 21, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious tag explodes in a massive supernova: "Leader of effort to fund Trump's border wall pleads guilty to fraud"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Taxi driver makes a HUGE tip
source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Taxi driver makes a HUGE tip
source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Macron "goes there" in a debate with Marine LePen, saying what Democrats won't about the GOP. He pointed out that all the money LePen has taken from Russia and said it disqualifies her from foreign policy decisions involving the Ukraine war
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It may smell like a wet fart but what you're hearing is the mortgage bubble beginning to deflate
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ICIJ)
 
 
 
"Man, Russian oligarchs hid a lot of money, how are we gonna find it all?" ICIJ: Funny you should ask, here's a handy dandy guide based on the Pandora Papers. Happy hunting
source: icij.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your IRS at work (kinda); the agency will fail to collect about $600 billion in taxes that are due this month because they are woefully understaffed, also because rich people have advanced ways of not paying the taxes they owe
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin decides the rest of the world isn't worthy of trading stock in glorious Russian companies
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
What did you do during the pandemic? Atlanta doctor builds Star Wars X-wing fighter to inspire kids, raise money for Ukraine
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The NFL disapproved of a contract given to known drunk Geno Smith. Giving $235 million in guaranteed money to a known sexual predator still a-ok, though
source: yardbarker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 19, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Put out an APB for a male suspect driving a... car of some sort. Suspect is wearing a hat. Repeat, suspect is hatted
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Out of money, talent, and apparently a will to live, Jalopnik is resorting to re-publishing old stories in between slide shows
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sega wants to party like it's 1999
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
'Absolutely disgusting' that family was suckered out of thousands in an emotional support monkey scam. Should have gone for the trunk monkey
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Here's how to protect your retirement savings from soaring inflation, assuming you can finish digging those loose coins out of your couch cushions
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
In a sign that the sanctions are stopping the flow of Russian money to their internet trolls, QAnon's Russian chapter goes rogue, turns on Putin, and is now supporting Ukraine; while warning of Russian deep state propaganda online
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US Secret Service seizes over $102mil in crypto, will soon have to engage in reverse "cop math"
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US Secret Service seizes over $102mil in crypto, will soon have to engage in reverse "cop math"
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
"The Metaverse is increasingly looking like a scam." The Matrix unavailable for comment
source: kron4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
This headline is inaccurate. What they MEANT to say is that someone like you, but with money, could own the Picasso once owned by RBG
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk May Have a Powerful Ally to Buy Twitter." Economists are tentatively calling it "money"
source: thestreet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence has raised over $100-million for his Presidential ... I mean, his re-election run
source: winknews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Billionaire investor invites his billionaire friends over to donate gobs of money to Joe Manchin (I-OU). One would assume a group like this was working hard to make the child tax credit permanent
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much movie, so value
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
InfoWars is now morally AND financially bankrupt
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Showering 1,200 kittens at once would be pretty darned hard. Dirty, dirty kitties
source: wkbw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Prices driven up by inflation will likely stay there permanently, says a new report from the institute of rich people like money and don't you dare question your place in the machine, peasant
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
One week before le election Le Penis Navy is being investigated for le fraud
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The 27 wurst bits of cooking advice people ever got from celebrity chefs
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Coin Desk)
 
 
 
Cryptocoin Beanstalk gets jacked for $182M
source: coindesk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 17, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
And the Lord spake saying "Takest thou money and buy many handguns, and thou shalt takest those guns and sellest for a profit. Then thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it"
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
What a business that isn't interested in putting profit over people looks like
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
Let's see, is it half your age plus seven? Or minus?
source: etcanada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 16, 2022
(live365.com)
 
 
 
Since it's that time of year, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) has two hours of music on money & taxes, an oversight from last week's Birthday Corner is corrected, and a new 25 part Superman story - "The Hate Mongers Association"
source: live365.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What is the filling in a Cadbury egg?
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Let's be honest. Steakhouses are way overrated and not worth the money you're spending
source: thetakeout.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Fangirl offers six tips for supporting your favorite character or performer and avoiding burnout. "If you're stanning for the sake of stanning, it probably won't be very fun"
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Here's a quick primer on the "greatest real estate investment vehicle around" -- private prisons
source: threadreaderapp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 15, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray to Cardinals: We hugged it out or whatever, but I want. My money. Now
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White guy: [gets to raise and spend unlimited campaign contributions because he's incumbent running for governor]. Black woman: "Since I'm the only qualified Democrat candidate, can I do that too?" Judge: HAHAHA FARK NO BECAUSE REASONS
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Auction sale of football from Tom Brady's last touchdown pass has been voided. Buyer believed the deal fell flat, is glad the air has come out. Seller reportedly feels deflated
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
QAnon goes full Amway
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fake news. New hotness: Parallel universe news
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 14, 2022
(The Hustle)
 
 
 
Netflix buttons, Netflix time and Netflix money
source: thehustle.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Minnesota Wild player fined for giving Evander Kane the finger. Hockey fans find his Venmo and donate to cover the fine. Fark: Kane's ex-wife donates $200
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin has basically stolen (raises pinky to mouth) one trillion dollars from the Russian people to fund this war among other things and has an absurdly high approval rating. Maybe TFG was on to something
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How the top 10 US income earners make their money: Tech, tech, hedge fund, heir, hedge fund, hedge fund, hedge fund, tech, tech, tech
source: propublica.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Deputies looking for man in pot shop robbery. But aren't we all really just looking for a man sometimes?
source: kiro7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
B-b-but did she cheer up?
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rising capital expenses hit some businesses hard. Film at 11
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Just like the Tolkien Legendarium and your daydreams about Jessica Alba, the Russian threat to dollar hegemony is a fantasy
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
You continue the legacy by letting it go and not making a hamhanded money grab sequel that is decades too late
source: movieweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Use this one easy trick in saving money from Pharma Bro. Stiff your lawyers. Tag is for the lawyers for not getting paid up front and for Pharma Bro for making sure your appeal will be handled well
source: insurancejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Meet Zack. Zack saw the NY subway shooter and called the cops. Zack is a hero. And he's SINGLE
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Why there are growing fears the U.S. is headed to a recession?" "Because more than 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, while the billionaires control the media, the government, and most of the money" not found in the article
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian soldiers are revolting, and not just for their war crimes
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Critical Acquisition
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Critical Acquisition
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While not certainly complete, here's a pretty good starter list of who in Hollywood has more more money than sense
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sorry Anti-Vaxxer)
 
 
 
Looks like Covid has yet to lose its insatiable appetite for soft, pink right-wing radio personality flesh
source: sorryantivaxxer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Metaverse is just like the real world, but instead of a 5% sales tax they added a zero
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reds Owner: "Yeah, I know you ain't happy about how bad we've been the past 15 some-odd years. But you want us to re-locate? Do ya? 'Cuz we could, and then you'd be REAL mad"
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Amsterdam will ban tourists from 'coffeeshops' but will put up signs informing them of street drug dealers who will be only too willing to sell them more than cannabis
source: nltimes.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: I'm donating terminals to get Starlink to Ukraine. US taxpayers: Explain this bill then?
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 12, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Icing, again
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
For those piling on LeBron for the Lakers' woes, consider this. Los Angeles has finally paid off the contract for Luol Deng
source: larrybrownsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri Republicans: We can't afford to do anything for our citizens. What, we have billions in extra money right now? Well.... we still don't wanna
source: riverfronttimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Brewers make a sport of hitting the Cubs' Willson Contreras with pitches whenever possible, so it stands to reason that the Cubs would incur all the suspensions
source: fansided.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ow my balls: Hot coffee edition
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is against student loan forgiveness because 'We all pay our debts'. Ironic tag explodes
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
A former state senator from Greenwood could serve up to 10 years in prison after admitting in court to campaign finance violations and lying to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Guess the party
source: fox59.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Richard Marx is giving Samuel L Jackson a run for his MF money
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 11, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for six months for embezzling 3.6 million yen (US$30,500). If you feel that is a light sentence, you also have to take into account this teacher will also suffer from more cow puns than Devin Nunes ever has
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Uh oh, time to re-activate the Freedom Convoy 1st Division, stat
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lord Pickles apologizes for misquoting fire victim tally, having a funny name
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The Federline boys are getting some competition for their inheritance
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Manhattan's newest skyscraper, the Steinway Tower, a.k.a. the Coffee Stirrer, the latest residential tower that sways when it's breezy. You pay extra for the sway
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Russia: We'll see you in court court. *Pays lawyers in bushels of acorns*
source: timesofmalta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Attention lawmakers- John Oliver has all the internet dirt on you, and you may want to start working on privacy laws as it's not just the little people who are exposed
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Tips for dealing with a terrible tipper
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
ARTICLE: Crypto for dummies. SUBBY: Yes it is
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
$2 billion murderbucks. They went to Jared
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans steamed TFG won't share the $110 million his "Save America" PAC has raised
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 09, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Putin puts the 'poor' in Standard & Poor
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And if you'll believe that, I've got a bridge to steal from you
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former Fox News director arrested in London and charged by the DOJ with helping a Russian oligarch evade sanctions by laundering money. Is anyone surprised? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Survivalist faked his death for six years. Opossums everywhere nod approvingly
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 08, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Nissan says its new nipple bombs explode with delight
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI is investigating Trump "mishandling" classified documents. Like when that big kid "mishandled" your lunch money
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this embarrassing way to make money
source: gannett-cdn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Here's a handy guide of what to do if you test positive for COVID at this stage in the pandemic
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones accused of hiding "jaw-dropping" amounts of money from Sandy Hook families
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones accused of hiding "jaw-dropping" amounts of money from Sandy Hook families
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley is worried that people worth $5.5 Trillion have fallen through the cracks of traditional banking services. Perhaps a free toaster might help them out in these trying times
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
5. Ah, ah, ah....5%
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greatest increase in child poverty in US history
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greatest increase in child poverty in US history
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NFT game company Sky Mavis, which recently lost $650M in one of the worst crypto hacks ever, shuts down. Just kidding, they raised $150M more in VC funding
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 07, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Pop
source: kcra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you needed help in identifying which members of congress really want the flow of Russian money to them to be turned back on, here it is
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And you thought Trump couldn't get shadier than borrowing Russian mob money via Deutsche Bank? How wrong you were. He can go *MUCH* shadier
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only 22 out of 138 FBS programs have plans for providing extra money to athletes for academic success. The other 116 need that money for coaches' buyouts
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Peter Davison thinks David Tennant is not *that* special
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 06, 2022
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
For the fourth year in a row, Ohio man gives up food for Lent, subsisting only on beer. "It's not about getting drunk," he said unconvincingly
source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fark cancer...with money
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage applications drop now that investors have bought up all the available housing
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans want you to die
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman buys Subway. Creates jobs. When your kid rolls out of bed this afternoon, show them TFA
source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Wrong sir. What we in the US don't have is heath care coverage, money for infrastructure or a climate strategy. We got spacecraft coming out of our arses
source: futurism.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Inflation causing consumers to rethink their spending plans, trading in canned tuna for ramen
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 05, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What happens to your $100K NFT-based game assets when said video game shuts down? Exactly what everyone who's not an NFT-shill already knew
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The trial evidence shows that a Walgreens pharmacy in Hudson, Florida sold 2.2 million oxycodone tablets, a six-month supply for each of the town's 12,000 residents
source: fox13news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oil prices climb due to ... [spins wheel] .... there's money to be made ... [spins wheel again] .... the prospect of fresh Russia sanctions
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy 2172 Jimmy. Your great-great-great grandfather Mike bought you this annual pass for Yellowstone Park way back in 2022. You mean that hot, dry and smoky desert in the middle of nowhere?
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Some folks give up drinking beer during Lent but this guy went completely the other direction
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Americans should budget an extra $5,200 this year to cover rising prices, Bloomberg economists estimate. When asked how to accomplish this, Bloomberg replied "buy some more money"
source: fatherly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 04, 2022
(WSHU Public Radio)
 
 
 
County releases video montage of cars blowing by stopped school buses. And it ain't all near-misses
source: wshu.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bet on North Carolina
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If a guy stops you on the street and tells you that Chance the Rapper wants to pay off all your outstanding debt, it's probably a scam
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 03, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man out $200,000 after forgetting there are no hot single women in his area
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man out $200,000 after forgetting there are no hot single women in his area
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Learning nothing from competitors who tried similar things, Flickr plans to paywall the ability to upload NSFW images
source: techcrunch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Learning nothing from competitors who tried similar things, Flickr plans to paywall the ability to upload NSFW images
source: techcrunch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My rich husband made me an offer I'm terrified to accept. What do?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Applebee's has found its scapegoat or "sacrificial lamb"
source: wibw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 02, 2022
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Small Restaurant refuses influencer shakedown, Influencer writes nasty review. On the upside: Subby's spell-check hates the word "Influencer" so there's still some hope in the world
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Imagine you had a guaranteed way to dramatically lower child poverty, then deciding "Nah." Ladies and gentlemen, meet the 117th United States Congress
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Imagine you had a guaranteed way to dramatically lower child poverty, then deciding "Nah." Ladies and gentlemen, meet the 117th United States Congress
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook