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Thu July 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So what WILL happen if 20 million people are suddenly evicted from their rental apartments?
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street is having a nightmare because Elizabeth Warren might be Treasury Secretary in a Biden administration. This needs to become more than just a nightmare
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fed to banks: look farkos, we're about to be in for a VERY bumpy ride, so you all are going to hang on to your cash and not deplete it by buying back your own stock or handing out dividends to investors until at least September, capice?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: "We can supply the economy with $2.3 trillion to help during the pandemic lockdown". Let's see how they're doing so far...oops
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Copper is the new black
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Coins are the new toilet paper." Keep your hands off my ass pennies
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Market expert warns we are in "one of the nutsiest bubbles in the history of bubbledom" so we've that going for us
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia cuts its rate the most in five years while signaling more cuts may be ahead. As if the rouble wasn't rubble already
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Running on 'hopium.' Yes, money's a drug and we all know what happens to addicts if they don't sober up in time
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Thu June 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Scientists discover there's no such thing as a "small edit" to the genetic code of human embryos
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Jerome Powell Day 2 of Congressional testimony to discuss his unwavering commitment to bail out corporate America
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Jerome Powell Day 2 of Congressional testimony to discuss his unwavering commitment to bail out corporate America
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out the most humiliating job in America is not Trump's speechwriter
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Fed printing money for government. New hotness: Fed printing money for corporations
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Make sure your mouse has a fresh battery, log into your Robinhood account and trade options for mad gains as Fed Chair Jerome Powell addresses Congress today at 10am EST
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Make sure your mouse has a fresh battery, log into your Robinhood account and trade options for mad gains as Fed Chair Jerome Powell addresses Congress today at 10am EST
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Robinhood investors will end up in tears. Should exchange tight tights for something less manly
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Well, looks like we're all doomed in August
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dow plunges more than 1,800 points as Wall Street realizes that the US has a spiking number of COVID-19 cases and diminishing hospital capacity ... again
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody knows
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump administration stole $511 billion that should have gone to small businesses
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had "zombie markets" down for the next disaster, claim your prize
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The spectre of deflation is getting hairier in Brazil
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the economy shrinking by a record 16%-21.8%, it's no strain to say the pain is plainly in Spain
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Get ready for the Fed to go completely plaid in September
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Get ready for the Fed to go completely plaid in September
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the recession is over. Now if you could all stop foraging through the dumpster behind my mansion that'd be swell
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage apps up 18% as people show they're batsh*t crazy just to get out and move
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus will wipe out $8 trillion from the US economy in the next decade
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'm certain that shorting a currency is a sign of a recovering national economy. Right? RIGHT?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches fluffed - the IMF says the virus may skew economic data and reduce its accuracy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches fluffed - the IMF says the virus may skew economic data and reduce its accuracy
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New challenge for the feds in these coronavirus times: Workers who don't want to come back to their jobs
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
See? SEE? Those science doodoo heads have no idea what they are doing. Constantly changing their minds and all. Better to trust in the infallible wisdom of the LORD. Or better yet, of Mammon
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Fri May 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The IMF says banks will struggle to be profitable through 2025. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? IT COULD HAPPEN
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Yertle is sabotaging Trump's re-election campaign
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Pix11)
 
 
 
38. MILLION. Unemployed
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
U Chicago study finds that 16M of the jobs lost over the past two months aren't coming back
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, if you were wondering how long Americans could stand staying at home in order to save the lives of hundreds of thousands of fellow citizens, the answer was "2 months". WE'RE BACK, BABY
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The economic collapse in six charts. With helpful suggestions to bring back jobs and set the stage for higher productivity (that obviously won't be followed because reasons)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walmart online sales up 74% as average store BAC slips to 0.8%
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Great, unemployment is about to get even more depressing
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
36.5M unemployed
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Governments issued more debt than ever in April. It's not going to help you personally, but it is of long-term interest
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just how far will the housing market crash in the pandemic? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The coronavirus stimulus is working exactly as intended
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
So, about all those "temporary" layoffs
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Fri May 08, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today tries to come up with five reasons not to worry about everyone losing their jobs and record unemployment. Basically, thoughts and prayers in article form
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One more time: The stock market is not the economy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump sets another employment record. I'm feeling a depression from all this winning
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Four reasons why the US is not headed towards another depression
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Four reasons why the US is not headed towards another depression
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Greatest economy ever." "I have the best words." "I am the most popular person in the history of the Republican Party." "Worst job loss in the history of ADP report" One of these is not a lie
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Mon May 04, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Get ready for deflation
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: We have to get the economy back up and running immediately. Also White House: We have to sabotage the economy
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Essentially last month was just a really long dead cat bounce
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"This pandemic has moved Modern Monetary Theory from the fringes to the dead center as the actual monetary policy of the United States"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop even further on oversupply concerns, threatening to create a commodity exchange ouroboros where prices go so far down they strike oil and create more problems
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
3.7 trillion dollars. The total GDP of Germany (4th largest economy in the world) or the estimated 2020 US budget deficit?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Short answer: no. More in depth: BOOTSTRAPPY FREEDOM NOOOOOOOOOO
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Between the virus spreading and oil collapsing, Russia cuts rates to try and grease the wheels
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Our fumbling response to the pandemic is being called "A crippling blow to America's prestige", but, let's be honest with ourselves, that ship pretty much sailed on November 8th, 2016
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Now it not time for fear-mongering about the national debt ...it's the least of our worries
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Fed chair Jay Powell, the hero we need now during this coronavirus crisis
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
I know it's a stretch but it seems that service economies are likely to fail when there's no one around to service
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress to companies: If you want your bailout money no more payouts to shareholders and giant bonuses for execs. The Fed to banks: Now seems like a good time to ease restrictions on shareholder payouts and discretionary bonuses
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Minneapolis Fed president says major U.S. banks should raise $200 billion in capital. Wonder where they'll get it from?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists: Hell no, don't reopen the economy yet. Economists: For the love of God, don't reopen the economy yet. Fake Economists: Boy, I'm glad Trump is listening to smart folks like me instead of those losers and reopening the economy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada's economy shrank a record 9% Canadian
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Millions are unemployed, business are shuttering, banks reporting terrible losses and yet the stock market is climbing back up? It's because of the shorts covering their asses and people jumping in at the wrong time. It likely ends this week
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Vice Chairman of the Federal Reserve: "There's nothing fundamentally wrong with the economy." Well, aside from the fact that our consumer driven economy has no consumers
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unlike in 2008, fiscal conservatives are unconcerned about moral hazard of dropping money out of helicopters; no apparent reason why Old Bailout Antagonism Mysteriously Absent
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Main street is hurting but the 1% have been nicely bailed out already, as intended
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
CEO of venture capital firm says the government should let banks and billionaires get "wiped out" and should instead prop up average citizens. 1%-ers seen frowning and making calls
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Stock market jumped after socialist Bernie Sanders dropped out of the nomination system. Today: Stock market jumped after Federal Reserve dropped a shiatload of socialism onto the financial system
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo has testicles reinstated by the fed, free to f*ck as many people as possible
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Tue April 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The guy from The Big Short wants your mom to die for his stonks
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
By shoveling money out the door, the Fed hopes to keep the economy on life support long enough to outlast the pandemic
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Siddown. It's gonna be a while
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Thu April 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
An Australian man has proudly spent his $750 stimulus payment on eight cases of Victoria Bitter. 'I'm as happy as a pig in mud.'
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Tue March 31, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. Goldman Sachs predicts that the US unemployment rate will ONLY hit 15% in the second quarter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Only 30% unemployment because of the coronavirus? You sweet summer child
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Senator R-on Johnson of Wisconsin is demanding that "death is inevitable, so get back to work." With picture of what Death may look like
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(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
The Fed just accidentally the whole housing market, is this bad?
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Mon March 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After selling high. CEOs ready to buy low. Suck it prolys
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve study: delaying a return to work helps rather than hurts the economy. Possibly because delaying means there are people alive to eventually return. Crazy talk, I know
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Fitch on U.S. Sovereign Debt rating: "ummmm you are basically junk, but we'll rate you AAA because we're afraid of Trump bombing our headquarters"
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Thu March 26, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate decides now would be a good time for a monthlong vacation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, we're in a recession
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Chairman of the Federal Reserve has finally lost his mind, "We still have policy rooms in other dimensions..." Then he tried to bite me, so I ran away
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey no big deal, just all the unemployment websites crashing due to the unprecedented waves of newly jobless people sweeping the land
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wake me when Wells Fargo starts paying my mortgage
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rep. Rashida Tlaib: "Mint the F*cking Coin" Meaning provide a U.S. Debit Card pre-loaded with $2000 to every person in America. Each card would be recharged with $1,000 monthly until one year after the end of the Coronavirus crisis
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Tue March 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I want the economy reopened right now. Get those workers back in here. Turn those machines back on
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street bulls want you to know if the economy keeps tanking it's your fault
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock futures soar 1,000 points on news of "Money, pleaaaaaaaase"
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Congratulations Mr and Ms Taxpayer, you have just purchased the US stock market and saved several CEOs jobs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to pay off the National Debt. Buy low, sell high
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
That's not an unemployment number. THIS is an unemployment number
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Sat March 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"A trillion here, a trillion there, pretty soon, you're talking real money"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Conservatism is going to kill hundreds of thousands while strangling the economy
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Fri March 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US job loss from COVID-19 might reach 5 million... in April
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"This is not a recession. It's an ice age." And it's not like the first Ice Age, it's more like the fifth movie
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bitcoin price rockets 23% as investors look for new safe haven. Dogecoin overlooked once again
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Zero. Point. Almost zero
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not to scare people more, but we may be heading into a Depression
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Wed March 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Europeans have massive packages
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bernanke and Yellen, the adults in the room, tell the Federal Reserve to start buying corporate debt. A LOT of it, IMMEDIATELY
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Even though the economy was in one of the longest expansions in history, the Fed and the Congress were using emergency stimulus tricks like interest rate and tax cuts to keep it humming. Now that we're in a REAL emergency, we got nuthin' left
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Prepare the red "stonks" memes
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Tue March 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I don't think there's much interest in going below zero. None of us want to say no, never"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Did I hear you say "recession"? You'D be pronouncing it wrong
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Let's just say there's a bull market on refrigerator boxes right around the corner
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Remember Yang's $1,000 monthly Freedom Dividend? It may be a good idea to help Americans get through the coronavirus pandemic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Annnnnnd The Fed just tossed another $1/2 trillion - with a "T" - on the bonfire
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
IMF finally realizes the ironic mass of futility that is its acronym
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mnuchin tells Cramer there will be a lot of pent-up demand when Coronavirus crisis ends. Shares in Torches, Pitchforks, And Beyond rise
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Federal Reserve cuts rates to zero
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Fri March 13, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
The Federal Reserve has a master plan to kill the pandemic by drowning it in cash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy Dead Cat Bounce Friday
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hey, no reason to panic. The Fed is going to lower interest rates again and it has a lot of other tricks up its sleeve. BUT DON'T PANIC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
But how will we pay for it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
But how will we pay for it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Fed just pumped one trillion dollars into the markets to stabilize the economy...and it's gone
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Fed just pumped one trillion dollars into the markets to stabilize the economy...and it's gone
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
With the stock market tanking, you can at least take shelter in the cryptocurrency market
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Wed March 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual headline of "Tax cuts won't save the economy from recession if no one is leaving their homes" is 9 words too long
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Did Stock Market Thanos snap his fingers?
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If one more dyke hole shows up, we won't have any fingers left
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yay, capitalism and all that, but perhaps a nation's economy should be built on something a little more sustainable than relying on its citizens to voluntarily put themselves into debt slavery?
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Stocks set to rally after Trump proposes having the American taxpayer bail out the white collar gamblers yet again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dead corona bounce
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Did the 10 year US Treasury yield dipping below 1% make your sphincter pucker last week? This should loosen it up: the *entire* Treasury yield curve is now below 1% for the first time ever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow sinks 2,000 points in worst day since 2008; S&P 500 drops more than 7% /updated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Excuse me, but where can I sign up for the free money?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two directors of Wells Fargo abruptly resigned last night rather than have a scheduled "word" with the House Financial Services Committee
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Stock market starts the week by suspending trading five minutes after opening
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