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Thu May 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No seriously. Get off this guy's lawn
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia did it
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
French soldiers warn of impending civil war, a terrifying prospect of brother attempting to surrender to brother
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suddenly Republicans are interested in infrastructure and cyber security
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Auntie Beeb airs censored version of a Fawlty Towers episode. Basil the Rat is speechless (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
King Joseph Manchin of West Virginia warns President Biden not so fast on his infrastructure plan, says he has some dictating to do
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former FSU, NFL linebacker Geno Hayes crosses the line of scrimmage for the final time at age 33
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
CEO interrupts prom pics to tell student he isn't a man. Company interrupts CEO's life to tell him he isn't employed
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Would you guess this weighs as much as a small adult?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Person who nominated Dr. Drew for LA Homeless Services Authority withdraws his nomination, making him homeless
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pakistan PM Khan demands the West criminalize insults against Islam, possibly threatening to use the Genesis Device against Allah Y'all otherwise
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats Triple-dog dare Republicans to filibuster the pending anti Asian-American hate crime bill, creating a slight breach of etiquette by skipping "the triple-dare-you" and going right for the throat
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Police officer who shot Daunte Wright and police chief submit their resignations. Wait, she shot the police chief too? Talk about a bad week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pentagon unveils microchip that senses Covid in the body, which begs the question: If it becomes true is it still a conspiracy?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans reduced to praying that God can somehow stop Trump McConnell feud
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors to perform brain function tests on DMX to see if there's any activity up in here
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
On Monday evening Fox News aired the first episode of their late-night comedy show, and it was filled with poignant, timely jokes
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Sun April 04, 2021
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Huh?
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Tue March 30, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"We need to talk about what you're wearing. You look like a hooker"
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My son studies for hours on end but forgets everything. How can I fix this?"
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Thu March 18, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mini horse a finalist to be next Cadbury Bunny
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Tue March 16, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang wants to pay for freedom dividend with tax on MSG, increasing costs of Chinese takeout for millions
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate finally on track to catch up to its pace of confirmations compared to the beginning of the Trump and Obama administrations
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Tue March 09, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Great Prescott, Dak got paid
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because Texas does not have enough problems already
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In Jackson, where 80% of residents are Black, the cold led to breakages in the city's ageing pipes, leaving thousands of its residents without running water"
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Tue March 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Hawks have not been flying high this season, so they fired their coach Lloyd Pierce
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
28 pilot whales relaunched from notorious New Zealand stranding spot. Participating flight attendants said to be in high spirits
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Brown Nose (Q-SC) swears he and the Orange Florida Man just talked about the 2022 elections over the weekend, nothing about having QAnon try to overthrow the government again
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *splash*
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Texas Public Radio)
 
 
 
Advocates are hopeful that the electric grid failure may mean that Texans learn to be more willing to accept that climate change is a reality. Seems like these advocates are forgetting Texans are from Texas
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Xander won't comment on the Joss Whedon controversy until his paralyzed penis is fixed
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Tue February 16, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"We did not send [Senator Toomey] there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing... We sent him there to represent us" -- Pennsylvania GOPer. At least he's admitting "the right thing" doesn't represent them
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Tue February 09, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mary Wilson, founding member of The Supremes and a trailblazer for Black women everywhere, has died at 76
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Apparently it's time once again for FARK's annual "OMYGAWD It's snowing in Hawaii111" unnecessary freakout
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
From the same rugged souls who need to open carry 5 guns into Arby's in case the kid behind the counter gets mouthy: "Haw haw, AOC was afraid of the bloodthirsty mob that was braying about executing her"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tickets for Super Bowl LV aren't as high as brokers expected them too, for some odd reason
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Mon February 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Margarine Traitor Greene's embrace of "loony lies and conspiracy theories" are a "cancer for the Republican Party", says big ol' antifa hippie... Mitch McConnell? Uh, good luck getting that shiat back into the goose you built, buddy
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer pleads with President Biden to declare a climate emergency at once, says it 'would allow him to take significant steps to confront the global climate chaos'
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Mon January 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Patrick Leahy will preside over Trump's Senate trial
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
As the Senate impeachment trial looms, GOP Senators, initially outraged at a sitting President using the office to forcefully overturn a free and fair election, and incited a mob to storm the Capitol, now say "We good with that, no need to convict"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Douchebag has left the building
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jon Lester will spend 2021 not throwing over to first for the Nationals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally, some bad news for the Mets
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you guys have those cool new covid mutations that might render all of our vaccines obsolete. Why don't you bring them all on over?
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