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headlines found matching 'Monday Night'
Mon May 21, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who will be the last man standing? What will happen to the Tuunbaq and Lady Silence? This is your last official thread for THE TERROR. Finale tonight at 9 pm
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will there be a Monday Night Massacre? Will shiat hit the proverbial fan? Will Rosenstein put Donnie in his place? Egads, shiat went so pear-shaped, we have to do a Monday thread? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News slams Stephen King for "cruel joke" about Melania. Still haven't read The Dead Zone
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Survivors of the powerful thunderstorms that rocked the D.C. area last night describe how they coped with the loss of their garage -- in which was kept a refrigerator full of their best beer: "We drank whiskey instead"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"You see these movies, they're so violent and yet a kid is able to see a movie if sex isn't involved, but killing is involved. Maybe they have to put a rating system for that"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are you still alive? OK, then don't panic. And try to keep a better eye on that asteroid from now on
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Earthquake occurs at San Francisco Giants game. This is not a repeat of 1989
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Controversial director Lars Von Trier greeted with standing ovation after returning to Cannes after seven-year ban. Then his movie started
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Houston finally knows what the problem is. His name is Kevin Durant
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus rockets to the head of admission the line for the 27 Club, as she tells friends that the night before the Met gala she passed out from heavy drinking and woke up in a pool of her own vomit
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Keep Catholicism weird
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tom Brady prepares for his career after football. Either figure skater, Vegas magician, or James Bond villain
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Astros outfielder George Springer goes 6 for 6 against the hapless A's including clocking a 3 run dinger that went 462 feet
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel hospitalized after having an adverse reaction to "medication"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
47-year-old Kurt Warner says he thought about coming back to play ... this season
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Come to downtown San Diego for the ocean and Comic-Con. Stay to reset the clock
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Nia get a new challenger after bullying Alexa's shoulder? Will Roman get to make MITB's main event crowd leave early too? Where did the tag titles go? Only Rollins can save us from a show that's like a double crotch kick. WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kurt Warner all miffed that Jason Witten is getting the ESPN Monday Night Football gig. Warner obviously hasn't been told yet that he's self-centered, opinionated and a horrible announcer
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Any lawyers care to explain what this means besides "buy shares in Orville Redenbacher"?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins as multi-millionaire, five-time Super Bowl champion, future hall-of-famer married to a supermodel Tom Brady says he doesn't feel appreciated by people
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess which mod is pregnant?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nothingyahu
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"That's not who we are"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Notable standup comedian Tucker Carlson declares "the death of comedy" following Michelle Wolf's scathing, hilarious routine at the WHCD
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
In a throwback to the dirty thirties, National Weather Service issued rare dirt storm warning yesterday in Nebraska
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Mon April 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only one game for Monday Night and it is the start of a new series. Can the Celtics hold off the Sixers in the battle of two classic franchises? Tip-off is at 8pm PM ET on TNT
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Mon April 23, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two Game 6s are on for Monday Night. Can the Leafs force a Game 7 against the Bruins? Can the Capitals put away the Blue Jackets? Do you still have any goon juice left? The puck drops at 7pm ET on NBCSN and CBC
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker claims to have never heard Trump speak
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brett Favre fumbles audition to become Gruden replacement on Monday Night Football, which leaves ESPN with unappetizing choices of Rex Ryan or Booger McFarland to call games this fall
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yesterday, we found out Hannity was one of Cohen's three clients. Today, we learn he also uses two of Trump's other laywers. Pure coincidence, I bet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida kids continue to get uppity, sue Republican governor for being 'immoral'. Which is like suing Florida Man for being irresponsible
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It is none of your business who Sean Hannity hires or why according to noted panda rape expert Tucker Carlson. And you thought Tucker would ignore this story
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colbert addresses Tucker Carlson's decision to cover a story about rape pandas instead of actual news
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The search warrant used to raid Manafort's house is unsealed as Manafort challenges its validity in court, including the bit where agents were authorized to seize records "pertaining to any of the attendees of the June 9 2016 meeting at Trump Tower"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity invites Jimmy Kimmel on his show after realizing the skeletons in his own closet will likely dance around like dis or dat
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hey guys, I have an idea: I'll leave a popular HBO show, get stupid drunk, call in a fake bomb threat and face up to five years in prison. Let's do this
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of candidate to get recognized in today's political climate. CT Gubernatorial Candidate Lee Whitnum: "Hold my beer"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The feds are treating Cohen like a mob lawyer". Hey, anyone know how long it took to arrest/convict John Gotti after Mueller got his lawyer investigated as an accomplice?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump abruptly cancels South American getaway as he says a little prayer that Mueller will just walk on by
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals manager Ned Yost needs to pay more attention in the game
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"We need something to distract viewers from the Cohen raid. It's primetime; they expect quality from Fox News." "Here's a story about rape pandas." "Perfect. Tucker Carlson can definitely talk about panda sexual assaults"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unrepentant scumbag continues to be unrepentant
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Attn. Pittsburgh Pirate fans: If you recently bought a Felipe Rivero jersey, his last name is now Vázquez. Sorry for the inconvenience
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Creepy child rapist fired as host for Sinclair Broadcasting
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guy thinks flamenco is pronounced flamingo and that mistake costs him a thousand bucks. They are hardcore on Wheel of Fortune
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Max Scherzer pitches a complete game, two-hit shutout, striking out 10. Much bigger news: He swipes the first stolen base of his career
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel labels Sean Hannity an "ass clown circus"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
During a secret dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Sean Hannity regaled Trump with insults of Shepard Smith
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Not News: Edwin Encarnacion hits a home run. Fark: Edwin Encarnacion hits an inside-the-park home run, courtesy of Justin Upton forgetting it's the ump's call whether a ball is foul or not
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Andrew McCabe. After my recent firing, I would appreciate even one dollar for my legal fu-WHOA WHOA WHOA, it's ok, I'm good"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Verne Troyer hospitalized for being drunk and suicidal. Friends say he may have a small drinking problem
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Trump has the military make a run for the border
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Wed March 28, 2018
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Frank Page, CEO of Southern Baptist Convention, retires for having "'morally inappropriate' relationship." Judging from what's cool with Baptists these days, he wasn't having affair with female porn star then
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Vladimir Guerrero hits walk off home run to win the game in Montreal. This is not a repeat from 1996-2003
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
What was it? Aliens? V'Ger? Something bizarre is forming above Arizona skies
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina police searching for man in gold jumpsuit. Has Mark Hamill been found?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Traffic in front of children's dance studio like "Frogger with humans." It ain't really the same thing, though. You don't use a joystick to actually move around. Unless you're hit by a car
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What were the odds? The Vegas Golden Knights clinch a playoff berth in their inaugural season
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Hockey brings us 9 games as the push for the playoffs continue. Some good games are on tap, with the biggest one being the Avalanche-Golden Knights. What other games are you watching? The puck drops at 7pm EDT
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles DA's office will not bring charges against Zay Jones
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Thu March 22, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Once Cindy Hyde-Smith of Mississippi is sworn in as a US senator, there will be only one state remaining that has never sent a woman to either chamber in Congress - Vermont
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Zay Jones' father gives update on Bills receiver after felony vandalism arrest for fighting for Jesus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Raid of Cambridge Analytica delayed because of the rarely cited "Your honor, we need more time to burn the files" clause
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Oops ...Charlie Rose finds himself in an awkward position at a #MeToo gathering
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Come on down to Mitch Smith Chevrolet. We have 380 brand new vehicles in stock going for low, low, low prices.* *Some hail damage included
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You'd think at a fancy NBA arena they'd serve Miracle Whip
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey discusses battle against endometriosis, collaboration with Uncle Albert, and the butter pie
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"I'm going to fight for Jesus" says Bills WR before being arrested for felony vandalism (video in article possibly NSFW)
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Tue March 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodger third baseman Justin Turner breaks his wrist on a hit by pitch and will likely be out of action for a while, leaving him plenty of time to chase after Brienne of Tarth
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe it, but it seems Trump's legal team is plagued by chaos and infighting - but at least they're pulling double duty as Trump's "publicists and therapists". Just the best people, believe me
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Proving they're all about women's empowerment, the WWE names a match after a woman wrestler who was basically the worst person on planet Earth
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple found passed out in truck at gas pump, with meth, oxy and 3-year-old toddler in cab. No word on whether the child was in a car seat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines: "I know how to get people to stop talking about charging $9 for the overhead bin. Let's kill someone's dog"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daily News finally notices, 20 years after everybody else, that New York City's ticket cameras are for revenue rather than safety
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ice Cube is now a basketball league commissioner
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed candidate in Pennsylvania Rick Saccone, down 6% in the polls with voting today, throws a Hail Mary and says anyone who doesn't support him hates Trump, the U.S. and God
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady vs Stephen Colbert in beer chugging. Place your bets
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Mon March 12, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
If anyone actually cares, Man City heads to the Midlands to storm Stoke-upon-Trent and lay waste to the hopes of the Potters moving out of the drop zone. Monday Night Football Kickoff at the Bet365 Stadium set for 4 pm EDT
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With all other issues in Minnesota taken care of, legislator offers to present a bill to ban ... "Bachelor" contestant
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dolphins Owner: So, when I SAID "my players will all be REQUIRED" to stand for the national anthem, what I MEANT was "I would ENCOURAGE" them to stand because I am concerned that their totally legitimate protest is not as effective as it could be
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Nunberg timeline has been released
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Florida Senate passes measure that adds gasoline in response to fire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Bush says, the best thing I can say about Trump is that he makes me look like George Washington and Abe Lincoln crossed with Jesus
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Mon March 05, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Red Devils force City to clinch after the Manchester Derby? Can the Eagles somehow play spoiler to Jose's well laid plans? Is Palace even safe for another season? This is your Monday Night EPL Thread. Kickoff is at 3 pm EST
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Tue February 27, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Chris Paul loses the ball for high-fiving James Harden's mom while dribbling out the clock
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anne Frank's drum-set turns up in Los Angeles
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Duke sucks, but stop cussing at the refs about it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Warriors decided to travel to Washington D.C., but instead of going to the White House they'll visit the Museum Of African American History And Culture. In related news, subby is now officially a Warriors fan. Pass him the gold paint
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is John Kelly leaking on Ivanka Trump? It's possible the orange doesn't fall far from the tree
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert + Jennifer Lawrence + shots of rum = unhinged hilarity
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Ye Golden Knights of Vegas discover Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog has nothing on Mighty Ducks of Anaheim in concourse melee. Fark: dispute started over a rally towel?
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Tue February 20, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Uber/Lyft driver who went missing a week ago on duty hospitalized after being found alive. Unknown if Surge Pricing was in effect
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, you're a State Senator who blew off a meeting with a group of students who drove 7 hours to meet with you. They see you in the hallway later. Do you A) Apologize, B) Lie, or C) Threaten to have them arrested and then harass them on Twitter?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
RI Senate GOP whip charged with two counts of not using bookmarks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to hurt Romney's chances of winning
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Mon February 19, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHY a Gauntlet prior to an Elimination? WHY NOT another 6 Woman Tag Match? WHAT will be Braun's next chart-topping hit? WHO stole Apollo's last name? THIS IS YOUR WWE RAW thread, live at 8 pm est on USA Network
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Fri February 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
ESPN, FOX both trying to sign Peyton Manning as prime time analyst, willing to "back up the truck"
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Thu February 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Radio host learns quickly that it's a poor idea to broadcast a countdown until gold medal Olympian Chloe Kim turns 18. "She's fine as hell If she was 18, you wouldn't be ashamed to say that she's a little hot piece of a**"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia Bulldogs snare seven- seven- five star recruits this year, an all-time record. Be afraid, 'Bama. Be very afraid
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Wed February 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
So how's those Senate's negotiations on immigration coming along? Well....they're not
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Tue February 13, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeless guy broke in to watch porn on the computer, but it's all good because he brought his own porn with him
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R):"Sure, I promised an open DACA debate. But I never said HOW LONG of a debate. Better speak quick and use short sentences"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What do Matt Lauer and Shaun White have in common?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So Long Dere
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mikey is very, very special. Mikey is hearing voices. Mikey will believe anything
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Mon February 12, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Maybe we'll get lucky Monday night and see some alpine skiing in the Men's Combined event, Chloe Kim competes in the halfpipe snowboarding and golds are awarded in the women's luge and mixed doubles curling. Coverage starts at 7pm EST (NBCSN/NBC)
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going camping, you might want to tell someone, lest they get nervous and start putting out missing person alerts
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Sat February 10, 2018
(St. Cloud Times)
 
 
 
Man steals car outside Minnesota Walmart, calls owner for help in starting it
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In the last five weeks, being a sheriff's deputy in Colorado has suddenly become more dangerous than being the only black guy in a horror movie
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
50,000
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House reports that Trump has not read the Democratic response to the Nunes memo because it's 10 pages. And that's, like, a lot of pages
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pour out a cold Ballantine in memory of actor John Mahoney, dead at age 77
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Mon February 05, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Raw heads toward the elimination of chamber (and not the porcelain kind). Roman tries for his spot as we find out which women will be historic. WWE Raw 8pm EST USA
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Wed January 31, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Asshats in truck keep pointing laser at National Guard helicopter. Chopper, "which was built to track vehicles," goes full "Airwolf"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
"What kinds of cannabis do you sell here?" "Well, our biggest seller is Blue Screech." "Blue Screech? What is that like?" "Well, it hits you like a runaway car"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's blue-collar challenger will be attending the State of the Union, just staring at Paul the whole time trying to ice him out
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Steve Spagnuolo says Patriots had Eagles' signals in Super Bowl XXXIX. Proof: His opinion
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
CEO of DNC told to GTFO
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Sat January 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Democratic response to Trump's SOTU? You know what. Fark it. We're screwed
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Cat-car-surfing is apparently legal in Oregon, and at least one cat really likes it
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Thu January 25, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Company HR employee to job applicant: If you no speak English, I will send you home. Company to HR employee: Don't come into work tomorrow, you have no job
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox viewer: Hey lady: You have big ugly legs. Fox weather anchor: I have multiple sclerosis so I'm thankful every day that I can walk. But I'll share your nice comment with everyone, 'k? Bless your heart
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(DW)
 
 
 
Don't get stuffed. Think outside the Turkey
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: DeMarcus Cousins gets a triple double. News: He went for 44/24/10 last night, the first player to do that since 1972
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Tue January 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before: A Supreme Court Justice, several Senators, and the Transportation Secretary walk into a bar
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(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
The most significant complaint for me was that we went from two hours to just one hour. That honestly broke my heart as a wrestling fan. That meant my bedtime was moved up an hour. Thank you, Vince McMahon
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
WWE Monday Night RAW is celebrating its 25th anniversary tonight. Get in the rasslin' spirit by reliving some of the show's worst moments (from bastard leprechauns to beating up lesbians)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Roman steamroll the Miz ahead of the inevitable champion vs champion match at Mania? WHY not have another 6 woman tag? WHAT odds will the Cena overcome? WILL HandAdult appear? THIS is YOUR 25th anniversary RAW thread, live at 8pm est on USA
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Can the Swans keep pace with the other bottom feeders? Can Liverpool keep up with Chelsea and stay in the Champions League spot? Will Klopp give someone a big bear hug? This is your EPL MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff is at 3 pm EST
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